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From OXXO, we just have reflections from the frontier, but we're back today.
Back to the normal schedule.
and I don't know
it's
if you've been following New York City
communists just took over New York City
Trump is
offering $2,000
stimulus checks
and
we didn't think we were getting
stimulus checks this time last year
so I think it's important to see where are we going forward
we thought we were going to have this
bull market
the biggest one ever
we thought we were going to have hyper bitcoinization instead we got 50 year mortgages
and plebs lot the the announcement of 50 year mortgages is like the admission and like a
commitment of the establishment to provide exit liquidity for baby boomers uh so they can continue
to gamble their social security checks away
to slot machines.
And I can't say any of us are surprised by this move,
but the gall of them in the fourth turning
to prioritize after COVID,
after shutting the whole thing down
to protect boomers during COVID,
we thought we weren't going to have to deal with this again.
And now the 50-year mortgage,
They're doubling down on giving the boomers extra liquidity.
And it's you and I who are the extra liquidity.
It's the generations, the younger generations, the people who will have to be the pioneers who will take over when all this dust settles.
But, I mean, 50-year mortgages and pleb slop, is that a future to you, Richard?
well i think we have a really cool opportunity right now to break the cycle of bullshit
and uh you know just because other people are plebslopping doesn't mean that uh we have to be
victims of it and uh that's that's part of the attitude of the pioneers is not
having this victim mentality like people like to make fun of libtards about being victims or
whatever you know whining and bitching but you know then they go on and do the same thing so i
think i see it as a great feature because we have an opportunity to break the cycle to be different
to to no longer support the plebslop canteen effect to bring some real signal to the world
to use our brains uh so i i absolutely see an incredibly bright future ahead despite
of these developments.
So I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good today.
I'm feeling optimistic.
I'm feeling hopeful in this foreturning,
in this shit show that is going on.
And, you know, one of the reasons
the shit show is so great
is we have so many interesting things
to podcast about.
You know, and as a podcaster,
you want interesting things to podcast about.
You know, this is, you know,
one of the benefits of having retards in society
is you get to provide social commentary for the people that aren't retarded.
It's an awesome opportunity.
Our jobs are safe.
As AI has taken over everything,
the problem with AI is it's got way too many safety guards
to do any sort of effective...
AI was built to spew plebslop,
to get people to have plebslop brains.
And our jobs are secure, Rod.
So I'm feeling good here.
Well, you talk about breaking the cycle.
And in a lot of ways, we like to distance ourselves from the boomers.
We like to distance ourselves from their values, distance ourselves from their judgment,
distance ourselves from the, you know, just they're the Woodstock generation,
the filthy hippies who just ran around with ponytails and dirty, smelly, just taking drugs,
avoiding, they didn't go, they didn't pay their taxes, they didn't go, they didn't go fight in
the pedophilic classes, wars overseas against communism. But they want to tell us that that's
our duty they want to chastise us for our lack of commitment to you know to the country to the
country whatever and but in a lot of ways we do we are the products of these of this generation
that raised us right i mean we mock them for gambling their social security checks
at the slot machines in vegas but young people are also gambling with their future they are
addicted to sports betting apps they're addicted to you know trying to get pump them down meme
coins on pump.fun um trying to 10x and just vault themselves into you know comfort and retirement
with broccoli haircuts they are they are polymarker and polymark is becoming one of the biggest
you know the it's going to like they're talking about putting stocks bonds crypto bitcoin and
prediction markets all in the same app and in doing it all on on blockchains right and
it's taking over so like we are gambling with our feature but if you're not betting on bitcoin
do you think there's even a feature at all right like that's what you if you're gonna
if you're going to bet that on bitcoin and how do we keep people focused on that yeah it's interesting
because like the boomers uh so i think looking at the boomers for some important context for uh
grumpy millennials grumpy gen z years grumpy gen xers the people that are looking at the boomers
they say oh you're such a worthless generation that fed your children to moloch and uh you know
whatever as we grow older guess what folks our generations are likely going to be very similar
to the boomers in the sense of there are you know handful of cigarette smokers and and cognizant
aware individuals uh much of the rest of the generation are going to look up to mike brock
like he's a sophisticated philosopher like that's just the reality you're you're living in and you
know when you're old enough to get your social security checks which won't happen because it
won't be there but when you hit that age your generation is going to be ridiculed by the younger
generations in the same exact way now the you know the boomers lacked a lot of creativity when
it came to gambling markets they they play the slot machines one of the things that you have the
lowest odds of winning you just sit there and pull over the boomers they like bingo
bingo is their idea of gambling uh slot machines and bingo folks well they Vegas is boomer slot
right like it is just mindless it's it she gets the endorphins going it gets them excited the
lights blink and they in makes noises and they can sit there and smoke cigarettes and look at
the flashing lights the pretty lights and it's just it just feels good it's a it's a they don't
have to think they don't have to think for themselves they don't have to they don't have
to have any accountability they just get to enjoy you know the moment it's it's just it's just it's
just pure sloppy fun um but they are boomers do love staring at their phones and playing games on
their phones some of them are migrating to to digital gaming as well that's true yeah candy
crush boomers love candy crush they're uh spending 100 their social security checks on on candy
crush or whatever the game is but yeah i mean the boomers operated in this very limited sandbox
they had like four tv shows they just they didn't really have the same variety that is available
today uh no entropy no they lacked entropy which is why there was a lack of creativity when it came
to gambling markets today there's kind of a renaissance of creativity you got polymarket
you got uh predicts you have i did i did a few bets on how she's they got me
talshi then your stock exchange nasdaq um meta planet you know commodities markets gold
silver um i mean there's so many different ways you can gamble racist solana meme coins
treasury now um bitcoin mining yeah bit axes there's so many ways but lottery
would you would you put the bid axe in the in the same category as a racist solana meme coin
as far as gambling?
I can see the argument, right?
Like a bid axe is, I mean,
it's mostly kind of like middle-aged,
white, bald, chubby men who have bid axes.
Like you don't see a lot of bid axes.
You don't see a lot of Latinos have bid axes.
Chinese people, Indians.
There's not a lot of cheap bid-ax owners.
It's kind of racist.
Not maliciously.
It's like an institutional racism.
The bid-axes, they argue that it's like an educational project.
These middle-aged white men can learn about mining Bitcoin.
Therefore, it's a productive activity.
But you could argue in the same way that when you purchase a Solana meme coin, that is also an educational activity.
because you're learning about the centralized nature of solana about bad ux and complicated
uh exchanges about you know how quickly you can lose your money or or how to rug pull a bunch of
like it's it's an educational process too uh so i would argue they're very similar it's just that
kind of different demographics choose which way they want to gamble.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
And some,
not everybody likes to gamble,
but what do you do?
What do you do for you?
Like what's your,
how do you afford your taxes and how do you afford to retire?
If you,
if you're not a gambler,
it's,
I mean,
other,
it's,
Is it really, some people consider Bitcoin a gamble.
How do you convince them in that it's not?
Well, I mean, I would argue it's a gamble for sure.
I mean, I guess every decision you make in life in some degrees is a gamble.
It's speculative for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, when you get married to somebody, you're speculating that there's going to be some sort of ROI.
When you take a job, there's a gamble there.
Gambling on future income.
Opportunity.
that it fits well with you know the things that you want to be doing i guess everything's a gamble
there's just some good gambles and bad gambles
it's a good point and if you're gonna bet you should bet on yourself and bet on bitcoin um
those two at least you can you can spray out from there you can go to paper bitcoin
you can go to etash you can go to tesla stocks you can go to nstr you can get it cold but
it's the further you get away from your node the less likely you are to be able to kind of
parse real from fiction plebslop from signal uh but at least in your net is your notes kind of like
your your center and you want to stay you want to stay with what you know and how you can determine
what's real as far as determining what's real i don't think twitter's a great place to do it so i
uh it's kind of funny i have a uh
back-to-back tweets one from account called jews fight back making fun of tucker carlson for being
dumb folks tucker carlson's being dumb and if you have or is dumb if you haven't figured this out
yet you got some more podcasts listening to do some more more thinking some more cigarettes to
smoke but tucker carlson's retarded uh the next meme is a uh hitler meme so i got jews i got
the twitter algo is feeding me zionist propaganda and nazi propaganda back to back it's pretty
interesting um it's it's it's it's it's doing this to a lot of people and it's a little different
it's a little it's not always the same flavor you are it's like sometimes people are getting
um like the crusade memes where it's like you know there's some movie where the guy has a metal face
and he's wearing like a big you know clean crusade robe or whatever and it's everybody's like
holding spears and they're going to church as excitedly as possible they're going to conquer
the Middle East. And people get a lot of those memes versus like, you know, multiculturalism
memes, or they get Barbie and Ken, and it's like, you know, being cool and racist, and it makes it
look fun. And, or they get Nick Flanders. It's making people choose. It's making people bet.
It's making people like think about poly markets. Like, am I going to bet on the Zionists or the
Nazis, the Nazis are the communists, the communists are the fascists, the Jews are the, you know,
Christians, whatever it is, it's like making people bet on this, making people choose.
And so I think that interesting as well because it not just you everybody getting their own flavor of this like two extreme sides of the spectrum yeah i mean the the the zionist versus nazi propaganda replaced the
uh the two genders versus multi-genders the the pronoun people
that there there's always some divide and conquer campaign that needs to get people divided on
something yeah yeah exactly right now the algorithm is is making you realize it's it's
reinforcing the fact that the truth is binary it's not non-binary just in time for quantum computers
yeah i think we the the realization i hope that people come to is you need both the nazis
and the uh the zionists like but you just need to figure out a way for them not to tear each other
apart and create all this collateral damage in the rest of society like having you know the zionists
can hang out in israel and in the media and the the nazis can hang out in their the rural idaho
christian nationalist churches and you know you just got to get that yeah well that's what tucker
curls is doing that's what nick fuentes is doing that is what hassan piker is doing that is what
you know a lot of podcasters are doing they are distracting them with pledge law that is kind of
the goal right like they if they distract them with pledge slot they pacify them with shiny
pledge slop then they won't go out and and try to genocide each other yeah it's it's interesting
because like there there's this whole level of they call it the independent media one of the
reasons why i never really used that term is because i just think it's been pleb slop to death
and most of people call it you know okay you don't take donors from uh donations from pfizer
whatever you call yourself independent media but you're still getting paid by the cia and
interacting with them like come on folks um so i like to differentiate myself and the bugle call
as uh the non-CIA media but um yeah they they have like a lesser degree of pleb slop where it's just
not as apparent as like kind of the the corporate you know tv news uh like CNN or Fox or you know
whatever it is uh but it's still like yeah it's it's edgier pleb slop like Candace Owens
plebslop nick flint says he's entertaining plebslop i'll say nick flint has is you know
one of the most entertaining uh plebsloppers out there right now that's why there's like
yeah there's plebslop that you kind of turn the volume up because you want other people to know
that you're listening to it and there's plebslop that you turn the volume down when you're walking
through the gym with your headphones you don't want people to hear the plebslop you're listening
too and the CIA's just got like the the quieter plot slot the edgier the you know and yeah I
think maybe that might make sense to the to the 40 hour per weekers out there
I want to say I'm really sad that Dick Cheney died I take
well you know we're we're just going through this uh
we're gonna be going through this time you know these members are getting old they're dying
we're gonna watch i guess he's a little bit older than boomer but uh
we'll just the boomer just refers to old people i don't know how to use their iphones at this point
but uh we're watching all these politicians die without having received any uh accountability
and i i think when they when they hit the death point where they die in their 80s they die of old
age of natural causes it's kind of like they won they won you know it's kind of it's it's got to be
like the hague they probably think about like dick cheney the way that like you know imagine like a
star sports ball player coming out of college gets drafted number one that he likes tears his aco or
he closes achilles tendon it's never able to perform people are like man imagine if he would
have been good we could have won the super bowl the sports ball championship like the hague is
probably like damn imagine if we would have got our fingers we could have got a hold of cheney
that would have been an epic fucking trial we would have had wikipedia pages
yeah i'd say it's a sad day for america that that man it's a sad day for the world
you know having a man like that die without having received any accountability with the
blood on his hands it's uh it's really the power of the the pleb slop industrial complex you know
to be able to maintain a reputation like that guy draft dodging dick you know guy that uh
dodged the draft by pretending to go to college and then uh proceeded to send
tons of people off to go die you know for stupid reasons kill people for no reason um
yeah i would say it's a sad day it's a very sad day for america for the world that he died
in the way that he did and uh i'm not really sure you know what the best uh like i think
it's kind of silly to celebrate people's deaths like you know some people are like dancing on his
grave and uh i'm sure he's kind of cackling about that from wherever he is in the afterlife uh
is like hi stupid libtards i won i beat you but well yeah but he died a libtard i mean he
formally endorsed you know harris uh in the at the end in the election a year ago so the very people
who were the sworn enemies at the time he became one of them like maybe that is maybe that's
That's that's that's comeuppance.
That's punishment.
You know, I don't know if.
In hindsight, right, would it be better that he faced,
you know, a trial or sign like
is it justice to have some federal
or European judge determine your fate and say that you were a war criminal?
Like if they did it to somebody who you didn't disdain,
who you didn't think deserved it, people would say, like,
That's not a legitimate court anyway.
Like, so who cares?
That's not justice, whatever their decision is.
But to be forever your legacy
that you ultimately had to seek refuge
and your family did,
and that you became the very thing
you swore to defeat your whole life.
If that's your legacy,
then that's quite better than the justice
of the european central orts yeah i think the politicians like tick cheney the the best way
to do is just fly him over to afghanistan and hand him over to the taliban and just leave him there
they could tick tock with him to taliban doing tiktoks riding fucking
mind scooters down the hindu coast with cheney
it'll be like you know one of our humvees
loka dafi him but uh yeah the the you know it's funny to refer to donald trump as a uh
conservative at this point and i think this is kind of the the silliness of the american
political discourse of people just you know the plebs that are sucked into the kayfabe
they're so aligned with the team and they have no sense of values or intellectual honesty or
consistency of like okay let's talk about the conservative nature of donald trump he is buying
stakes in u.s companies he is issuing stimulus checks he is fucking with all these controls
on the economy i'm pretty sure he's implementing some price controls um
what's conservative fanny and freddie announced on friday that they were looking to take stakes
in tech companies so they already destroyed the mortgage you know we got we already talked about
the 50-year mortgages that are coming down the line thanks uh not completely but in in large part
to the actions of Fannie and Freddie.
They're now going to be buying stakes in Chachi VT.
Google, you know, something to think about.
We Donald Trump, the Trump administration
has already bought stake in IBM.
What was the other one?
There was another one.
Intel.
They're going to do Intel.
Excuse me, Intel.
And I think one or two others.
they're starting a
strategic uranium reserve
for nuclear power
which is probably
an AI flag
they're buying Tesos from Argentina
I think of any company
the US government should take stock
in
it would be Buc-ee's
I think Buc-ee's is a good American company
Nakamoto
I don't know about Nakamoto
but no yeah i mean i it's it's interesting that you framed it the way you did i i think i've heard
you know for a long time people have made this you know argument that there's nothing conservative
about politics i mean the tariffs the trade um it's decision on like the world trade organization
And then, you know, those big trans,
the international trade deals, you know,
after the other one.
Well, those are conservative terrorists you already mentioned.
It's populist.
It's populist and it's plebsolot populism.
And that is what,
this is like the same with Mondani in New York City.
it's people are arguing in semantic arguments about communist socialist just leftist whatever
um but it's just populism at the end of the day it's just the left flavor of populism versus the
my conservative but nationalist yeah i just hope to see people putting less energy into uh the
kayfabe at the conferences next year you're realizing you know there's been this huge emphasis
on uh bitcoin and politics and there'll probably be a continued emphasis on that in the podconf
industrial complex but uh every time they try and do this they just get fucked they burn their money
it goes nowhere productive
waste a lot of people's time listening to uh you know people talk about things that are super
inconsequential like who cares about rfk jr's thoughts on bitcoin
he's got brain worms i mean the guy the guy's a limited hangout health government guy
going and presenting these policies that you know really don't matter exposing tylenol
saying yeah saying that tylenol i mean i would be more excited if he if he went up on
stage with uh trump and start talking about how bitcoin podcasts give you autism
uh instead of tylenol would be more accurate
you know credit where credits to one one guy who has taken hasn't taken their advice he set the
standard really is uh justin bachelor he's never ever been um fooled by the kayfabe of the the
politics intertwined that the margis i mean he's uh cintia lamis is enemy number one has he defined
what money is yet has he been able to do that have you seen that no no he is not he has been posting
us this the gq interview meme with sydney sweeney and that millennial making that chungus face um
he's published about 740 of those since friday afternoon that still hasn't a defined money or
or b made a funny meme but he's still posting i hope he's doing well
you too i just can't help but root for these guys it's like it's kind of embarrassing
they uh well i've been i've been in in the group chat the four group chat all weekend
now i've been posting a lot in there i've been interacting with the guys
sharing my opinions um it's been pretty productive i think i think a lot of guys
have unblocked Giacomo Zuko unblock me today uh on Twitter uh and I invited him on the podcast
um pulling at the beloved runner-up of the inaugural Maxi Madness tournament championship
2024 was always a welcome on the pugil um him and yellow jumped in on it so it's it's been a
never fade group chats man i've uh i'm building bridges back up with the with the with the mounts
guys i would love to interview giacomo i think that'd be a good one uh you know i've tried to
build bridges i don't know what what the disconnect is for me because they they seem like they're so
much more receptive to you than they are to me i i joined the group and i got booted instantaneously
and i i have not been able to figure out because i feel like you have been uh
pulling the knobs of the nazis a little bit harder than i have over the last little bit
well i think they're all expecting me to uh twist their knobs in the group chat but uh i've actually
been like i started by extending an olive branch inviting them to come chat with us on the show
um promised to uh give him a fair a fair conversation and in adam back immediately
responded and recommended we you know luke to come chat with us i don't think luke reacted to it but
i'm sure he saw it and he's thinking about it be interesting to do a conversation with luke
i imagine it'd probably be pretty painful you know i i don't know i think uh
i think after all this sloppy conflict i've i've grown to appreciate it is uh
not not so much what he's done but just the
precision and the the deliberate thought into how he does it and i think i've started to
understand that more yeah i just think he's a he's a tough guy to interview like that viral meme of
that uh asian lady asking him what he thinks what he likes about bitcoin and what it finds
interesting and he responds like as if that's some sort of crazy question
with a non-answer it's like you get a lot of those it's a tough interview like typically when
you see luke on interviews he typically has one of his uh less autistic handlers with him like
mechanic something so luke goes and says something retarded and then uh it's just hard because like
uh devs are not podcasters for the most part it's just out of their wheelhouse of like
they're not meant to have actual conversations with human beings you know computer code is
essentially translate it a translation between humans and zeros and ones computer language and like devs are like computer code where it like a whole different language that you have to learn how to understand and they have a whole profession for dealing with
these people and being their translators to humans and they're called project managers
they're autist wranglers and um you know there's as as podcasting continues to become more prolific
Like there needs to be this, this class of, uh, translators like mechanic, like mechanic
is, you know, for, for those that are losing their jobs, if you can learn how to, uh, speak
and understand extreme autism, like this is kind of what Shinobi's job is at Bitcoin magazine
is he's an autism translator.
Like he's trying to communicate computer.
he's translating dev slop into plebs law exactly i was i was this is something i wanted to talk
about earlier in in the show it made me think of it it's like we there needs to be we need to scale
this translation all right like ai is able to translate mandarin chinese to english
to able to translate you name it to whatever you name it japanese to spanish etc but
and that's important but you need to be able to once you have the
formal translation somebody still needs to translate it to pledge love otherwise it's the
real message kind of gets lost in translation it gets lost in the in the bites and conversions
the entropy is it's hard to decompress it on the other side without losing being able to translate
it to pleb slop is controlling for the entropy and communication absolutely but you just need
somebody who has more patience than shinobi you can't do shinobi's trying to do it all
he's trying to be every chord dance translator try it mechanical and he has to translate for one
person she knows he has to translate for but diverse group of men and women and be in-betweens
from all over the world and it's it's got to be stressful he's he's high he's very high strong
yeah you know being a translator is one of the most powerful jobs in the world
and you've seen this historically like you know you would have these um
these uh the king james's translator right well these kings would meet with each other they knew
nothing about their culture they didn't have the internet and so these translators would be the
bridge and the conversation between kings and they could mistranslate something or skew the
translation in a way and had in many ways they were speaking for the kings because there was
nobody really to check them in some circumstances and we're seeing the same thing today where these
dev slop translators like mechanic like mechanic so what what the battle's happening right now
shinobi's got one interpretation of a translation of the devs mechanic has a completely different
translation of the devs and the plebs are so they have a choice of which translation they choose
and they are not many of them don't care whether it's accurate or not they just look at it and
say this one aligns more with my feelings and opinions on things uh but we're we're seeing the
the incredible power that these uh devslop translators have on the world in the broader
ecosystem it's pretty funny it's pretty astounding and it takes their toll it takes its toll i mean
look at mechanic look at shinobi lately they look tired they look browbeaten because when people are
people are taking all of their complaints all their frustrations and they're projecting it onto
shinobi and mechanic they are if they're mad at gloria they're doing it shinobi because glory is
not out there communicating with people so shinobi's taking all the heat for all these guys
and mechanics take all the heat for luke um and it's it's gotta be it's gotta be tough
yeah they're they're both facing attacks from large bot farms around the world pseudo spoofing
in the comments yeah think of the meme of the like the soldier and he's like sticking his arms up
and there's just a bunch of missiles and bullets of club slop just hitting him in the back and
they're but they're shielding they're shielding the dance luke and the core devs from from all
that uh you know artillery fire yeah but like eight ten warhols they just come home and just
absolutely rilled with bullets
and they gotta
take time to recharge and repair
and just go back out and
the
the plebs are just on the ground
with the anti
anti-batteries
and just blast them with plebs
slot
yeah
so the government shut down
people are getting grumpy about their flights getting cancelled
I wonder if TSA is grumpy
year because they're not getting paychecks or whatever uh well luckily they've been weren't
spilled last year at the conference and uh you know they blocked bitcoin so like they're they're
able to wither the shutdown i've been enjoying the shutdown i hope it stays shut down for forever
it's interesting how active the government has been even though it's shut down it's been very
active there are people are working with faa to get the air traffic controllers the you know
keep this nobody's i i don't know somebody's got to be out there cleaning up the trails in
yosemite park i think the rest of the year is going to be uh pretty interesting i'm excited to
to watch it how it goes i did some bets on the price of bitcoin going up
on pre-dix this week so i double bet on bitcoin going up by owning bitcoin and by betting that it
will go up on pre-dix uh tonight they're adding so if you if you saw the news about
the two thousand dollar stimulus checks that trump just tweeted true social to bow from the
trying to get people to support the tariffs.
I bet that that is not going to happen
by the end of next year.
And I asked Predix to put up a market.
So if you think that we're actually going to get
the tariff dividend checks,
or if you don't, you can go,
you can go buy on that in Predix.
So I don't think we're getting them.
There's a bunch of other cool ones on there.
Whether you need to take the slop fork,
dathan ohm just uh posted the newest pull request for bit 444 it's called the uh restrict
transaction hold on it's the rtsd for because what it's called what does that stand for i want
to see if uh i think a good i might have to create a market for will math cratter make it through a
month without doing a video on child porn i'll take the uh no alex
true back what i said i'll take the no mr true back who's true back
valix true back jeopardy oh boomer slot tv show yeah yeah all right on to the found boo so we had
a split episode last week part one and part two read both uh kate skate kate kt added a profile
picture on oster we're getting hints that she's hot but no direct confirmation yet well you're
hot in our books if you're boosting our podcast kate she says for 2300 sats says i passed the
jab test but failed miserably on the psyop that this time would be different the second he lost
his shit coin i knew i had been duped the only consolation is that the memes are better and i
thoroughly enjoy the irony of being called a fascist for not supporting government intervention
i feel like not getting uh not getting vaccinated was like the younger generation's woodstock moment
or their vietnam like the equivalent of dodging the draft to vietnam fleeing to canada to avoid uh
getting jailed well you couldn't you couldn't flee to canada for this one you had to go to mexico i'm
pretty sure mexico was pretty aggressive with their stuff right now well now i knew it well
maybe you're right but i knew a bunch of people who moved there because they didn't there was like
They can't refuge for it.
Maybe only the cartels had to.
Maybe the cartels had to get the vaccine.
You know, I bet you the reason why Donald Trump launched his mean coin was just to spite pletitor.
It was, you know, a show of, you know, defiance for sure.
Like, we won't be intimidated by pletitor.
He may have had Gary Gensler's ear, but he doesn't have ours.
And KT also noticed 1,230 cents.
Also, I'm extremely disappointed that our SBR is being built with nefariously confiscated coins.
Only in the funding for the White House ballroom comes from Big Tech, Ripple, Coinbase, and Teller.
But nothing shady or concerning to see here, folks.
Go back to your regularly scheduled club slot.
Well, the funny thing about the SBR, regardless of whether it was funded, it was going to be through stolen, confiscated funds at some point or some form.
Right, of course, whether it was debasement or, you know, just straight up stealing it from people.
Yeah, I think what people generally wanted was for the state to go and steal dollars from people and then market buy it.
And so, you know, one of the problems with taking it from hackers is it doesn't have any buy pressure on the market.
So I think that's where they're grumpy.
Yeah, it's like the ETFs.
Now that they allowed in-kind redentions where you can just straight up trade.
They wanted in-kind government theft.
Or they did not want in-kind government theft.
They wanted them to print the tethers first, debase the dollar, and then buy it, pump their bags, not just take it directly from the citizens because that's too, um, you just, you know, it's achy.
It doesn't feel right.
Doing it, pumping, pumping, you know, printing money to buy it, it just, it doesn't make anybody feel that.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
It's just, it's just a strange model in general.
the people that lose their funds to these people what happens to them
because they don't get it back goes in the sbr what do you what do you call it civil
civil asset forfeiture yeah that's what they call it most of the time
or they just say it's like you know been inactive or it was yeah civil offices making say you
committed a crime so they're taking it yeah i guess the crime for the people that lost the coins
was that they lost the coins if you lose your coins folks they get stolen or hacked from you
ends up in the sbr congratulations i guess um next boost 721 sats from rev hodl says
is time the pioneers organized a rally rally on the frontier rally in the underground rally around
bitcoin sovereignty and freedom show the plebs and podconf that the pioneers are alive and well
show them the movement is at the doorstep plebslaw be damned
yeah you know
it's interesting uh the rally meme came from uh like satoshi you know because there were some rallying
there were some plebslaw goofballs that showed up to uh the capital michigan lansing and organized
a rally it was called paint the lawn orange so i guess they took uh paint and they painted the
the tips of grass orange just show the politicians that they like bitcoin uh
so we were making fun of that carl uh was making fun of that but what i think he's saying is uh
you know we're in this game of perception right and you look around you you you just
the way the algorithms carry the information for you the way you know just having interactions with
people that are just repeating what the algorithms are curating for you it's hard not to feel like
you're you're alone in the world like everybody else is retarded you know because the pioneers
are out there you know in the wilderness going in separate directions they're not really
congregating in in the same area uh so it's one of the challenges is uh there's creative ways that
you can uh put your signal out there to find like-minded people but i don't i don't know how
productive uh you know rally would be because you just get on people's radar and that's not always a
good thing like it's like john galt and atlas shrugged did not put up billboards for cool
people to come and hang out with them he just kind of disappeared off the face of the planet
and attracted people to his uh his gulch and i think that's a similar interesting model
to take
you're not going to convince retards to be
not be retarded
you know this takes satoshi's advice
if you don't get it you don't understand i don't have time
to convince you i'm not going to come do
a protest on in pain
you're going to be once they're grass
painted orange leave the people's grass alone
people put our work
next one's from sas and sasha
sasha hotter
big fan uh of the show 500 sats great show thanks
you're welcome thank you next one from bubba 400 senses it's just the normal fucking distractions
if hayley were real she could set it straight by smoking on the white house steps but she ain't so
it goes on and on i don't know what to make of that what is he talking about i don't know
um you know it is it go ahead if kaylee welch was a little bit older she'd be a great candidate
to be in the trump administration because he likes uh these older attractive blonde women
hell yeah he'd be like um she'd be a good producer for for some of the social media content
you know they got a pretty cool social media profile now like they post a lot of cool memes
a lot of the tiktok that he is a lot of broccoli her good stuff um she'd be good for like management
of that in 10 years next was 100 sats for btc on board three thumbs up and a heart
normally it's just three thumbs up you get a heart this time and then another one for 100 sats from
btc on board we are in the best timeline hell yeah we are all right on to part two fundamentals
10,101 sat says way to stay focused on winning keep it rolling um my screen didn't update here
i'm i'm reading off uh we're still reading off here the part one there we go now yeah
next one or thank you fundamentals you the man we had some we had the in front of us had some
conversations we got we're gonna do the fundamentals one-on-one here pretty soon
for the subscribers.
So be looking forward to that.
Next is from Katie Katie T 2300 stats Gentlemen pay no attention to anyone that complains about you continuing to raise awareness about blood slop
Everyone knows that nothing stops this train,
but not enough people know that nothing stops the slop.
And Rod, I owe you an apology from a few episodes back.
Nickelback is the band that doesn't even qualify as slop,
not Creed, sorry, and momentarily confused the two,
and someone based in the midst.
after this episode's legendary quote
still drinking that sweet greasy
plug slop like it's artisanal bone broth
I will never doubt you again
last
I always thought chemtrails made better sunsets
but I guess I'm rarely
up early enough to prove that
theory against sunrises
I think this is an important question
for a Dear Bubba episode
here that's your bubble
and if we don't get an episode
you got it being yeah that you weigh in to chemtrails make better sunsets or sunrises
what do you think i don't i haven't thought about i haven't really
looked up in the sky looking for this thing before i think yeah
i don't know i haven't studied chemtrails close enough to really have any sort of opinions on them
but I think they probably impact sunrises and sunsets equally would be my
guess.
So probably if they make either better,
it probably makes both better.
Probably depend on your perspective.
If you're a morning person or a night owl,
I think,
I mean,
I think this kind of framing is like,
does breast implants make tits better?
It makes it bigger.
I don't know if it makes it better.
You know what I mean?
I think natural's the way to go
we have to know
the um
sometimes it's important to know the base
base case like
better than what
what was that came before it
yeah how sloppy were the tits before
were they symmetric
were they big already
floppy saggy removed
yeah I don't know
thank you for the boost
skeet Kate
Bubba2112sat says I be the contrarian here on Corey and Swan in present day and present forward
maybe they've lost the plot but in 2020 while I still lived on the road Brady's podcast and Corey
all over everywhere Swan was my pathway in and for that I am grateful for a simpleton like me
it was made easy and understandable because of that i could retire early again grateful for that
all my early the majority of my stack was through swan granted when prime trust went belly up i
walked away but for me in current day i truly don't care what it's going on with all this shit
there's entertainment or entertaining but that's as far as i can go with it for me not the bad
bow somebody will tell you all you need to know so as is very unusual for me i will stand on the
sidelines and just move the chains and goalpost yeah you know i can appreciate that bubba and i
want you to understand the reason why i was shitting on cory this week is because he was
crashing out on like five of my posts he was all over me he was is just he he lost his mind
um it was like i was talking to bitcoin keith oberman and
it's the only reason why i brought him up i like i i don't really care uh all that much about cory
like in in many circumstances i've been you know one of the biggest defenders of cory
and trying to encourage people to stop slinging anti-swanism at him because
it is yet as far as i've seen to like the the situation with the clawbacks
or attempted clawbacks and the doxing of customers via lawsuits by prime trust is pretty lame but i
don't think he's lost any customers funds yet so there's uh i think you know one of the learning
lessons for people is anything any personal information they put on the internet is uh
up for grabs regardless of whether you put it on to a swan or or your comcast or you know whoever
you're using you're you're fucked regardless so i don't think we can hold that much against cory
in that regard but um well he was a understandably baba is a veteran of the swan force and you know
you don't want to talk they want to like you know this your service nobody wants to diss your service
but you know part of it is that people just need to admit it swan it was this way for a lot of
people they brought a lot of people into the space and it was a good time it was it was cool to be a
swan fluencer it was cool to be in the swan force like it was it was a it was an act of positive
force uh for people getting into big one right it was a great uh entry point and then cory
the inquiry and just some decision they just they got cringed it kind of embarrassed people
you know people didn't you know they didn't know who harlem mcgu was they didn't know who some of
these guys were when they first got in the space and they were listening to podcasts and then they
found out later and it just became you know they they felt embarrassed for you know having the
swan ref link in their pio telling their friends to to go there and they're the so they you know
they're mad at swan they're mad at cory and you know so it's it's it's not cory has some
responsibility here he did embarrass his his for his customers by being cringe but you know it
doesn't negate the um you know it doesn't make you it doesn't make you cringe if you came out i
mean i came into pomp listening to the pomp podcast like that's embarrassing but you just
got to get over you can't get mad at them a lot of people came in through coinbase and they eat
coinbase now well like you know it in in many ways because of how little communication there
is on or education on the way the world works when you start engaging in these concepts and
trying to hit things from first principles you're kind of starting over as like a child like you're
going back to grade school and relearning these very basic concepts and so yeah and tomer strohlight
was a great kindergarten teacher he is like the creator for people today right like people are
going to be really cramped feel really cringe about going to bitcoin university it's going to
become embarrassing to them they're probably going to lash out at cratter um but who knows
like if that was if that was the life raft it was it was beneficial
yeah many ways swan was like the sesame street of uh bitcoin education but cory's
corey's down cory's big bird even looks like big bird does that make brady elmo
brady and alex danzig elmo and ernie i i i would i would i would say brain and quit him as elmo
so then brady's uh brekkie brekkie's the cow you know um wait i'm mixing i'm mixing up the
muppets i think it's uh oh man burn ernie there's sesame street oh okay
it will burn ernie was uh nico and opti yeah they were on the swan influencer train for a little
bit lawrenceville is the base nuffleupagus guy i guess they they fired uh
yeah i guess simply bitcoin now is uh is the sesame street of bitcoin they've kind of taken
over the reins from swan at one point they were uh adjoined so fascinating but yeah i mean you
grow out of that like if you're a grown adult like this is one of the strange phenomenons that
we're seeing today is there's a lot of grown adults that are obsessed with children's shows
absolutely obsessed disney adults middle-aged man they wear superhero t-shirts
when they go to lowe's or home depot yeah so if you're an adult and you really like star wars or
if you really like the marvel universe does that make you a disney adult or is that more like a
disney adolescent it's a good question all right well thanks for the boost boba
the x1 is uh from from our man shadrach 323 sats mile high boost again 40 hours per week cigarette
emoji uh normally that's open mic the shadrach's been doing it hitting mile high boost too
interesting yeah i mean
you get on the boeing 737 max those don't have the best track record recently
things are kind of walking with the faa pilots can't smoke cigarettes might get a woman pilot
what what do you do if you get like a asian woman pilot better hope that uh
whatever happens is a math problem to solve
not a not a not like a driving maneuver problem yeah we we have to admit that you know flying
isn't that dangerous but it you know it feels a little bit more dangerous with the way that it's
been covered in the media recently uh
but you know it is kind of cool think about if the last thing that you do in an emergency
situation when the plane crashes listen to the bugle weekly like i think it's a pretty good
activity to do when you're up in the air every time every time you listen just put your headphones
on and say let's roll absolutely um well yeah that wraps up the the boost for the week i'm gonna put
out a uh paid subscriber content thing about the shit coins my thoughts on the shit coins
so look out for that coming out here in the next few days folks
you got any closing thoughts for this rip yeah the latest episode or latest issue
of stack chain magazine the ipo issue just came out today and uh i'm the my my story on paper
bitcoin the hardest money ever printed is the feature story of stack chains up uh issue check
that out by the by an issue of uh subscribe to stack chain magazine to see my article it was a
good article i got to read it before it was published i would yeah i have yet to open up
a stack chain magazine and read it i've had a couple articles published with them but i the
the ones that i have are still sealed yeah to see you luckily at my episode that's coming or my issue
of telling uh will stay sealed because i can read it and uh see pictures of it but uh
maybe i actually bought two because i'll have to open one so i can read the rest there's some
pretty good ones in there yeah i think if we ever do a magazine what would make sense is to
you know seal it have them sealed and then have a qr code slipped in on the front where people can
scan it for digital copy so they can read it that might be yeah you should uh yeah you guys should
reach out to evan kalupas edsy's wallet he's got like a creator's lightning platform where you can
buy like the digital version of uh re you know unlock the digital version of a book like a
fundamentals bitcoin is for institutions or uh or stack chain and read it so you don't have to open
it and uh you know stack chain magazines like the sistine chapel like you don't want to like
ruin its pristineness by opening it and getting chocolate milk or mountain dew or
cigarette ashes on the magazine yeah i think uh podcom's working on plebslot magazine i'm
pretty interested to see what that looks like no it's slop chain magazine or slop yeah slop chain
magazine yeah that'll be interesting all righty folks well thank you for listening to this
edition of bugle weekly thank you to our subscribers appreciate you guys we've got
uh first found it doesn't load when i need it to what's going on here
i think it's the same subscribers that we had yesterday in the episode yesterday
let me see if i can do it off the top of my head i think we got like 12 so fundamentals
shadrack open mic avi burra sasha hotter silas thornbrook southside dave hamilton rob hamilton
uh i'm at eight let's see late stage hodl we got a new one enoch we all eat wow we got another
doom satoshi od oh wait no i got it wrong i'm just reading off subscribe or supporters not
subscribers uh sean turkey btc on board i think i got them all thank you guys for subscribing and
uh we'll catch you on the next edition of bugle weekly yeah is bitcoin dead
did somebody spam a block should we throw a funeral
nah fam it's a pity party bring your slot buckets and your block explorers
omg there's jpegs in my blockchain suit better call the v squad rally up the troops some kid
paid 30 sats to ride a frog in the chain now twitter's crying doom like the sky's spilling
Max is losing sleep cause a meme coin's vibin'
No still sync though so why y'all divin'?
Our fees are too high, it's the end, it's the end
Nah bro, go touch grass or at least a girlfriend
You say it's dyin', I say you're copin'
Block still flowin', laser eyes still open
Bitcoin's broken, wow such is I
Did you learn that from Reddit overnight fry?
So welcome to the pleb slot pity party
Everyone's invited, even Matt and Marty
Chain still clean, world keeps spinning
No, stay winning, Bitcoin not quitting
Clef slot pity party, crying to your bowl
Spam ain't the threat, your vibes took the toll
Remember when they said TikTok would kill us?
Now they're mad, ordinals got gorillas
McDonald's is hiring, tweeted out in rage
Bro, Bitcoin's fine, you just stuck in a cage
Fees go up, cool miners eatin' stay
Meanwhile you starve on takes you can't fix
Bam, attack, they stream from the basement
I'm filming this rap in a sponsor statement
So raise a glass of your salty tears
To the fragile boys and their phantom fears
Blocks ain't full of problems, they're full of life
Build something real, you log off alright
Flap, slap, pity party, welcome to the weave
You can cry about fees or go build something deep
Blockchain still solid, your taste is just fake
Bitcoin don't break cause you're having a shake
Flap, slap, pity party, welcome to the weave
You can cry about fees or go build something deep
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