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that Michael Saylor said.
But now, Bitcoin has died, and you are all wondering what is next.
In many ways, what we are feeling now is what it must have felt like
when the disciples gathered together on the day Jesus was crucified.
That night on Golgotha, they were questioning what they should have done to prevent this tragedy.
Peter questioned why he had denied Christ three times as Jesus had foretold.
Mary Magdalene was questioning why she hadn't been able to get Jesus to knock her up before his death.
All of them were wondering where to go from there.
In the same ways, you may be questioning what you could have done differently to prevent Bitcoin's death.
Should you have campaigned against Taproot?
Should you have divorced your wife in order to have been able to say more mean things on Twitter to Shinobi and Gloria?
Should you have spent all your money on Start9 nodes to increase the Nott's market share?
Should you have paid $790 to get Matthew Cratter's Bitcoin University degree?
You may be shooting on yourself just like the disciples were, but folks, please think on the bright side.
At least we can still experience NGU with Solana meme coins.
Just because Bitcoin is dead doesn't mean that we don't have hope in NGU in other places.
The Lord has promised a God candle and he will deliver.
Now I want to turn things over to Rod Palmer.
Ladies and gentlemen, podcasters, pioneers, node runners, paper Bitcoiners.
We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Bitcoin, aged 16.
It lived a short but loud life, born in the cypher pump mailing list, raised by libertarians, and finally euthanized by Gloria.
Yes, apparently that's how it ends.
Not a civil war, not a 51% attack, a black swan, or quantum computing, or the US government carpet bombing every node.
No.
Bitcoin died because someone somewhere removed the 80-byte limit on a GitHub pull request.
And now Luke Dash Jr. thinks the blockchain will fill up with demon porn and in these ordinals.
You have to hand it to Bitcoiners.
No one dies with this much drama.
Every four years, we get another halving, another resurrection, and another round of people crying.
It's over.
We've got people holding digital candles on Noster.
saying, he was a good chain, cure, I'm tainted by JPEGs, he didn't deserve this.
Meanwhile, the mempool is full of people inscribing libooboos and dickbutts on chain,
laughing, going, we are the virus now.
I love the melodrama.
Bitcoin has fallen, it's all spam, it's not sound money anymore.
But really?
You mean to tell me the hardest, most censorship-resistant monetary network on earth
just died because you can't emotionally process a few kilobytes of monkey pictures? That's not
death. That's a tantrum. Bitcoin didn't die. Your purity fetish did. Your fantasy that
decentralization only counts when you personally approve of the use case. Your obsession with
non-standard transactions, like it's a moral failing instead of just some data.
Meanwhile, normal people, actual humans, are out there trying to use Bitcoin,
build businesses and do things. They don't care about your mempool wars.
So what are we burying today, really? Not Bitcoin. We're burying illusion. The illusion
that a few angry node operators get to decide what real Bitcoin is. We're burying the idea
that changing a line of code kills a two and a half trillion dollar network run by thousands of
machines worldwide. We're burying the fantasy that purity was ever a consensus rule.
Bitcoin isn't dead. Bitcoin is a cockroach that lives in events of the internet,
eating scraps of fiat collapse and glowing in the dark. Bitcoin is the raccoon digging through
the trash behind Wall Street's back door. Bitcoin is the rat that survives your nuclear
purity tests. It's not dead.
It's evolving.
It's shedding the last bit of priesthood
so that everyone, the artist,
the memers, the freaks,
the builders, can play too.
So please,
join me, lower your hardware
wallets, light your cold
storage candles, and let's
say it together. Rest in
peace, Bitcoin.
Until the next block.
Bitcoin is
dead, folks.
On Friday, the gay core devs shipped V30 and officially killed Bitcoin immediately after they released V30.
The price crashed very dramatically.
We hosted a funeral over on Twitter to commemorate it.
It was a sad day.
As a Bitcoin podcaster, when Bitcoin dies, it's the end of the world.
it was very sad yeah yeah i mean it's all our hopes and dreams for the future
the citadels hyper bitcoinization the global reserve i mean all those hopes dashed but um
the president you know donald trump revived bitcoin brought it back to life on sunday
by announcing that he was just kidding
when he was talking about another trade war with China.
So, you know, October, well, it's gone down.
The price has gone down about $1,000.
It was almost $116K this morning,
which would have made us positive for the month.
But it's back down.
I don't know if we're up anymore.
so either way it's looking it's looking better than it was friday we really thought it was dead
um a lot of people were blaming the bugle and having this funeral um for the death of bitcoin
and that death is a heavy burden i mean i did not want to be blamed for killing bitcoin i i would
much rather even though i don't believe it's true i would much rather gloria take the blame than me
Well, I think anytime you're in the public persona or just the public sphere in general and something happens, somebody's going to blame you for something.
And getting blamed for the death of Bitcoin or getting blamed, you know, for anything is really, it's flattering.
People are respecting the credentials.
People are respecting the power of Bitcoin podcasters.
uh so i enjoy when people blame us for stuff like i just hope that they send uh hate mail on uh
to our email the bitcoin bugle at protonmail.com you do i do like to read that um
but you know be right with the heavy responsibility of being a podcaster and all the accolades and
And at NGU, the podcasters catalyze, we have to take responsibility and accountability for the negative.
You know, it was the first 20,000 USDT candle in Bitcoin history.
A god candle, some might say.
However, it was red, not green.
And if you were short Bitcoin, that was great.
I mean, huge returns.
Barron Trump was short the market.
Based on a report I read, he opened a multimillion-dollar short one minute
before the tariff tweets that really nuked the broader shitcoin market.
And in Trump, Barron made, you know, allegedly, it was him,
$200 million in like a half hour.
Incredible.
19 years old he probably did that without ever taking uh matthew cratter's trading course
as well yeah he's uh yeah baron is actually enrolled at nyu not bitcoin university um
so it goes to show that you don't have to go to bitcoin university to or trader university
to be a successful trader.
You can actually, you know,
you didn't have to go to college at all.
Do you think he shorted his dad's meme coin?
I don't know.
I would short my dad's meme coin.
If my dad launched a meme coin, I would short it.
I wouldn't tell him, but I would short it.
So it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility.
Could you imagine the conversation around Christmas dinner, Thanksgiving dinner, explaining to your dad that you made $200 million shorting his meme coin?
I have a feeling my dad would absolutely demand a cut of that.
I guess if the president wanted a cut from Barron, he would just have to go through the, you know, he has to follow appropriate bureaucratic procedure.
He'd have to get it through taxes.
You have to raise taxes on Barron.
I just assumed Donald would sue his son this was that what he likes to do Very litigious yes One thing a lot of people are wondering why Trump loves Israel so much
He's over there right now, hanging out with BB, having a good time,
going to go tour Gaza.
He's going to go look at the location of the next Bitcoin conference in Gaza.
and figure out where he's going to set up Trump Tower, Gaza style.
But yeah, Trump loves Jewish lawyers.
He understands the value prop that Jewish lawyers have for sure.
Speaking of Gaza and, you know, he quote-unquote genocide there.
to crypt the shitcoin market we moved the violence on chain friday moved it out of the strip
and on chain the the shitcoin markets got absolutely up literally i mean cosmos went
from like five dollars to zero multi-billion dollar coin top 25 coin went to zero and there
was multiple other coins it was all liquidation cascade and a lot of people have uh written like
Like farewell tweets, people are still trying to check in on some of those crypto influencers.
They believe, like, no joke, like that people may have committed suicide from this.
They were posting lost porn, millions of tens of millions of dollars erased in seconds.
And, you know, if you're listening to this, I'm going on Bitcoin news live stream later this morning.
So you have to go back to YouTube and watch it by the time you hear this.
But we're going to talk about that a little bit more, I think.
So if you want to get more because there's like some conspiracies, why they think that happened in the timing, the very specific timing and how that affects the perpetual markets, which are very rarely.
Did they take like a time off each month?
But they did.
And this is when the liquidation happened, when the liquidity was at its lowest point in the month.
But all that aside, it was terrible.
And a lot of people were looking for sympathy.
But if you trade Polkadot and Algorand on 50x leverage perpetuals during a fourth turning,
I can't help you.
If a true social post can send global prices up or down 20% and you're trading Polkadot on 50x leverage, a coin that is purely an entire market cap of nothing but leverage.
During the fourth turning, you just have not been paying attention.
You've not been listening to podcasts.
You do not know what you are dealing.
And it shows.
I just think trading with leverage in general during the fork turning is risky as it is.
Living is leveraged enough in the fork turning.
Just being a lot.
We are all living on borrowed time right now.
adding extra margin on top of that to your 401k to trade shit coins on perps with all these like
asian exchanges which they love to to rip off plebs i mean you're just asking for it
uh i want to rant about the shit coins for a second uh so i'm gonna hop up in my soapbox so
i'm over on coin gecko and i'm looking at this shit and uh one of the big things that happened
this week was uh binance coin flipped xrp and you look at the top 10 you know you you watch the
shit coin plebslop youtube altcoin daily whatever these guys are always talking about the top 10
cryptos being a good investment or whatever crypto lark that that loser uh
in the top 10 is a coin called lido staked ether
this is where we're at so you know the crypto market's getting taken over by stable coins
it's getting taken over by the the companies or the the rails for staple coins so you got bmb
tron ethereum you've got and now you have staked products like that
and here's my soapbox the plebs and the plebs slop the plebs slop convinced the plebs that
they needed to attack the shit coins you go and you look at the shit coins it's so fucking
unimpressive the the level of scamming is so unimpressive and the narratives of oh well they're
sucking liquidity and brain power away from bitcoin the narratives are so fucking unimpressive
guys it's it's just the most ridiculously stupid pleb slop and the people promoting the pleb slop
of you need to attack the shit coins are selling you the solutions they're selling you
KYC
built on top of shit coins
on top of Prime Trust
on top of Fortress
and the narratives are so
fucking retarded
if you've been spending
your time
your mental bandwidth
being upset
about the shit coins the last few years
you have been DDoS'd by Plebs Law
it's so
incredibly unimportant the shit coins are so incredibly unimportant and saving people from
the shit coins is such a fucking waste of time you could have been doing things you could have
been hanging out in the mesh of dell you could have been buying otis bitmeyer coffee you could
have been boosting bitcoin podcasters on fountain and instead you you could have been having a good
time with your wife and instead you're losing sleep over shit coins that don't matter the four
turnings here there's a lot of things that are significantly more important than the shit coins
like oh but you know UDI and you know
these other guys these these other shit coins these ethereum guys vitalik you know whatever
cardano charles hoskinson like this is the power of plebslob to convince you to spend your energy
worrying about charles fucking hoskinson how fucking retarded is that to be worried about
you know goes to dick whitman he's out there just spoon feeding people plebslob you see this all the
time these guys are like okay i have nothing interesting to say my engagement sucks so i'm
just going to talk about how ethereum sucks or is dead or whatever it's so fucking uninspired
it's so fucking uninteresting and yeah the same the same people who will mock simply bitcoin for
constantly tweeting you know how many bitcoin do you need before you can retire well they
will make that
complaint and then the very
next tweet they post will be just
a reminder XRP is
a shit coin we know
Dick Whitman
we know everybody knows
people aren't going to understand this and you're
like okay you might convince somebody
of something that has like very
low information but
at this point if you're out
there buying shit coins
if you think the project is promising
or the technology has a future you're so fucking retarded you're gonna fall for anything
a lot of the a lot of it is you know ory klipston loves to remind people of the dns and the tweets
he receives from people who would like thank him for saving them from celsius from saving them from
losing money on Celsius and BlockFi.
And people, they want to be, they want to get the glory and the praise that Corey got.
And they want to be the people who save other people from these shitcoin casinos.
But it's just, you have to remind yourself about incentives because how do we know that
any of these are real?
I mean, they just wanted a retweet from Corey Clipson.
They just wanted to say something like, oh, I'm Bitcoin only now, thanks to you.
And they get a retweet and they get tons of engagement.
Or they just want to say, you know, Corey would offer free, you know, Swan DCA premium or whatever.
And they get free newsletters from Tomer if they could prove that they withdrew their Bitcoin from Celsius, you know, after Corey tweeted about.
And this is all engagement hack.
And who knows how many people were really saved.
i mean how many how many think about it for a second just ask yourself how many people do you
read cory putt since time one how many people do you think he legitimately saved just read that
just read his timeline and think of how many minds he changed um it's it's a side it's a civil spoof
it's all a civil spoof everything even the stuff that seems harmless it's unbelievable so you know
you coined one of the things you wanted to talk about on the show so you coined a new term uh
plebslop psychosis no yeah before again yeah we'll go ahead well i i think the shit coin
derangement syndrome is a is a form of plebslop psychosis like there there's a lot of people out
there that just don't really they don't have anything interesting to offer they don't have
any sort of creative
thoughts. They have not
while they talk about
Bitcoin from first principles
they actually don't
they've never actually
learned anything from first principles.
They just like to repeat the word
because it sounds cool.
And the shitcoin derangement
syndrome and spending all this
time worrying about this shit is
a form of the
plex-flop psychosis.
Yeah, and plebslop is, people think it's silly.
They think it's a joke, but it's not.
It is a serious, it's a silly term to describe a serious phenomenon
because plebslop has been on the rise for several years and it stronger and bigger and more consequential than ever before
It's becoming a political force.
And people ask, what is PLEBSLOP?
How do you define PLEBSLOP?
And it's very difficult.
It's very broad.
It's very perspective-based.
It's not limited to Bitcoin.
I mean, college football arguments and memes on set, that's plebs slot.
Sportsball is plebs slot.
Oftentimes, not the event itself, but the discussion around it.
Politics is plebs slot.
Again, the discussion around it.
And that's obvious, right?
Political discussion on social media is absolutely plebs slot.
Boomer slot is pep slot.
So like if you're old enough to remember when your grandparents or your mom and dad would email you, forward you these email, chain emails, and it was copy pasta.
And it was like about how you had to post this on Facebook so they didn't have your permission to use your information or to save it in their database.
things like it this is all tlip-slop but when we narrow it down to this this industry um it's
becoming a force and it's it's it's captured people's minds to the point where if you know
last night on nostr Justin Batchelor well I don't know if he personally was he was taking
screenshots and arguing with Odell on Twitter but the the the pledge with with tlip-slop psychosis
were attacking Odell on Noster about they wanted him to recommend people run knots.
And it's getting to the point where, like, they're attacking Anchor Watch.
They're attacking Odell and his companies.
They're attacking Marty.
They're attacking Trezor.
They're attacking Foundation.
They're going after these companies, these business owners,
And they're trying to blackmail the business owner and individuals with the threat of, quote unquote, C-SAM, the child sex abuse.
They're doing whichever they're trying to blackmail people with, you know, pedophile type things in order to strong arm them into buying their club slot.
and it's just some people do not have the constitution to stand up to it they are they
feel bullied they feel pressured it's like the mafia showing up to your business it's like
if you don't buy her a pledge slot we're gonna we're gonna put you in a wheelchair we're gonna
shut you down and this is why it is a serious phenomenon it's it is a political violent force
that is growing and it's not going anywhere yeah we we've seen this in the the political
k-fab industrial complex where for a while the left in 2020 for example with with black lives
matter and uh the defund the police and you know whatever uh was running all over the right
they were using weaponized pleb slot to just completely demolish this people they they show
up they're like okay we're gonna we're gonna get a bunch of angry we're gonna we're gonna mobilize
the angry plebs and they're gonna show up to your city and they're gonna burn shit down and we're
gonna all we got to do is post some memes and then uh put some piles of bricks we'll show them
and the right responded with weaponized plebs law
they had the back the blue they're like okay we're gonna get these uh you know angry like
high high testosterone like middle-aged men to show up and they're gonna fight the the skinny soy
uh antifa guys in the street they're gonna they're gonna have the proud boys
and in plebs law led to january 6th and uh you know the the left tried to
squash it they they threw these these cannon fodder plebs in prison solitary confinement
very they shot ashley babbitt ashley babbitt was definitely a uh she's a victim of plebslop
of plebslop psychosis exactly and yeah you're right yeah the these guys like like bachelor what
they what they need to realize is if you live by pleb slop you might die by pleb slop like it can
cut both ways like if you're going to go out and you're going to bully uh company owners to to run
not it's going to come back to you these company owners might direct the pleb slop right back at
and it's
it's kind of
think about it
set aside
some of the
animosity and just
the
betrayal
that people feel
amongst the people in their community
all the things that have happened in the last five years
as the pleb slop
weaponized pendulum has swung back and forth um and think about all the people like you mentioned
the proud boys and there's a key one on there is the january 6th like the guy that was dressed
in like the big buffalo uh outfit you had ashley babbitt you have antifa you had the riots in
Minneapolis and all these other cities, these are victims of plebslop.
This is plebslop psychosis.
And it's come to this industry, this niche esoteric pocket of Internet culture.
And the plebs are terrified.
They're brainwashed.
And, you know, we talk about chat GBT psychosis.
It's like this feedback loop of being told or feeling that you're right about things.
You talk to ChatGBT and it tells you, you are absolutely right.
This crazy thought that you just shared with me makes total sense if we frame the conversation very, very particularly.
Totally. And a lot of plebs have spent the last five years consuming memes, sharing it with their friends and family, listening to certain podcasts, just consuming this content that kind of fed this, this echo chamber, rich feedback loop in their mind that has led to this point where they are thinking to themselves.
that the core duds do not matter the the network engineers the adversarial uh transaction you know
people like total and huddle but testing the network testing their nodes testing configurations
testing mempool configurations testing you know different exploits that are very very
conditional um testing the security of like these hardware wallets and trying to
get them to leak um you know private keys to over like non-sys being reused address read like all
these different attack vectors that could be used to steal people enemies they think that those
people do not matter and that the people who protect and and and further the growth of the
network and the protocol it's the plebs the plebs will save bitcoin again they say the plebs the
cyber hornets the the day or the base of of what predict it becomes a crusade they're on a crusade
to save the holy protocol and the only they can do it because they are the pure maxis who are always
right about everything, especially Bitcoin. And that's a plebsolot psychosis. It's a cognitive
dissonance that is very, very difficult to break once it kind of gets to this terminal stage.
And some people have terminal plebsolot psychosis. And if you listen to, you know,
think about somebody who goes to Harvard and the brainwashing that they receive.
Well, if you go to Bitcoin University and you get your degree, it's the same level, the same depth of brain brought psychosis.
It is very, very, very difficult to override and to fix.
And it's problematic.
There's a lot of victims here who are going to have consequences for the rest of their lives, perhaps.
We know that plebslop is deadly.
i mean we've seen so many examples of this through history like uh the jones plantation
for example or jonestown it or not plantation but the jones town in uh guiana with uh
uh what's his name jim jones
that was an example plebslock these guys were slurping it up and slurping up uh jim jones
his pleb slop his half-baked ideas based on amphetamine field rants they thought they were
listening to eric case and rants but they were just listening to pleb slop rants and it got he
convinced them to take the kool-aid they all killed themselves it's an example of it being
deadly and we see this happen over and over and over again where you know these crusades like what
Why did the people in Jonestown feel obligated to do it?
Well, they got bullied into a lot of the pleb-slop industrial complex
and the way that the psychosis is informed is through bullying.
And these guys are out there.
They're bullying people for being shitcoiners.
They're bullying people for running which node implementation they're doing.
It's very similar tactics.
and uh you know people feel like they're on this crusade like this higher calling which
you know can lead to them drinking uh poisoned kool-aid and this stuff like even if it doesn't
end up in this situation where you've got a bunch of people that that set up a citadel in guiana
and it ends up with them killing themselves it's it's deadly in a lot of ways because it
you waste your time you waste your time being upset it takes away from
uh you doing productive things it takes away from you enjoying life
and i think one of the things that really important for individuals right now it important for me is like I don want to have a bad time during the fourth turning
You only get to go through the fourth turning once if you're lucky.
A lot of history is boring.
A lot of times, not a lot happens, not a lot changes.
And you're living in a point in history that matters and is really fucking interesting.
you can sit and monitor the situation seven days a week and there's always something going on
somewhere it's not always like that there's no excuse to be bored right now there's no excuse
to be bored during the fourth turning there's no there is no shortage of high signal podcasts
during the fourth turning i don't think there's an excuse to have a bad time either i mean it's uh
if you're having a bad time right now that's your fault there's a lot yeah there's a lot of
it's never been easier it's never been more likely to be caught up in a bad time
but it's also never been more likely and more opportunities to have a good time
It is an abundance of times, an abundance of announcements, an abundance of content.
You just have to use filters that actually work to find a good time for your experience.
And it's, it is incumbent on you to do this.
So let me pull up.
I just, I probably won't.
Okay, here we go.
You know, we talk about, or it's been talked about endlessly at this point, but like all
the people with these radicalizing, plebsolot psychosis driven politics, that they end up
isolating themselves from their family, from their community, from everyone.
And it's seeding in here too, like this, this account, Majorian ETC says, I've been
blocked with some major Procore V30 folks.
And I haven't said the first impolite thing to them.
This demonstrates that we are winning.
Being isolated, blocked, and cut off from your community, or, you know, being the one
that does that to your own family and community, that is not a demonstration of winning.
That is losing.
You do not want to be isolated.
and cut off from family and community during a fourth turning.
The last thing you want is to be isolated and alone
and suffering from plus lot psychosis during a fourth turning.
Guaranteed, guaranteed way to have a bad time.
It's dangerous and the cost is high.
But yeah, I'm glad.
I think we kind of filter out.
our listeners
I don't think they could tolerate
Plob Slop I think that's why they come here
and they listen to this show
the people that are
it's funny because the people that just
are addicted to it
hate our show
they don't get it
they don't get it at all
like Mr. Hoddle
what a fucking idiot
I had to kick him off
my Twitter space or our Twitter
space on Friday. He was up there. He was
complaining. He goes, this space is
gay because it's
too formal.
It's an organized space.
It's like he just wants there
to be. He wants
to love chaos.
He wants to love chaos.
He wants Tomer to come up
and he feels like he's dunking
on Tomer.
But you and I were having a conversation.
yesterday uh what did you call uh sea lion sea lioning yeah i wanted i wanted to talk about sea
lioning sea lioning is a term uh let me let's let's define it here quickly it's not there's
not like it's not in the webster's dictionary um but it is a conventionally accepted term it's a
type of trolling a type of chaotic discourse um god i post way too much it's so hard okay here we
go sea lining is when an uninvited stranger pops into your conversation and peppers you with
unsolicited and insincere questions the sea lion politely demands evidence for even the most mundane
or self-evident statements and insist that you justify your opinions until he is satisfied,
which is never, since he's asking in bad faith.
The C-line is basically the self-appointed, quote-unquote,
good cop in interrogation for a crime he did not commit.
And the other explanation here, which I thought was helpful,
it is rhetorically C-lining fuses persistent questioning,
often about basic information, information uneasily found elsewhere or unrelated or tangential points,
with loudly insisted upon commitment to reasonable debate.
It disguises itself as a sincere attempt to learn and communicate.
Sea-lioning thus works both to exhaust a target's patience, attention, and communicative effort,
and to portray the target as unreasonable.
While the questions of the sea lion may seem innocent, they are intended maliciously and have harmful consequences.
And when you take these one sea lion, but you multiply them and you have thousands of people with plebsslop psychosis who are sea lioning other people in the community, it is a form of a DDoS attack on people's time and attention.
It sounds like Chris Guida is getting described right now.
Chris Guida has put on a master class of sea lioning the past few months for sure.
Yeah, these guys like Mr. Hoddle, this is what they think they're mental giants for sitting on Twitter spaces and arguing with these guys, the sea lion.
yeah listen if you if you are unemployed and just like to sit on the internet smoking weed all day
and arguing with plebs with plebs lot psychosis and you have that time you have that energy
i mean free country they would have at it but the bugle will not be hosting spaces
and inviting sea lions to come yap, yap, yap,
and repeat their goo-goo-ga-ga pleb slot at us
when we're trying to have a productive discussion
and we're trying to celebrate a protocol
that many believe could be on its last days.
No, we've got better things to do,
and I think our listeners have better things to do than that.
I got my first Madex necklace this week.
That was pretty cool.
Is it the Madex logo?
Is that 3D printed?
No, it's like done in silver.
It's a...
Ooh, silver's at it.
Silver's at an all-time high, so that's extra valuable now.
Yeah, I figured I would hedge.
It's kind of funny because, you know, you buy...
They're kind of expensive.
Like it's definitely more than the spot price for silver for the amount of it.
But I feel like, you know, if you hodl a Madex silver necklace for long enough.
It's kind of like an ordinal NFT on silver instead of Bitcoin.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, this is what you can do.
like if you have um enough madex necklaces if if the internet ever goes down and you temporarily
can't use bitcoin you can use madex necklaces as a medium of exchange it's like i'm sure people
i'm sure people would accept that as a as a payment to get into their citadel
a madex silver necklace yes you can seek refuge here um it's it's a it's a good hedge it's a good
emergency, you know, opportunity or, or, or to asset during a fourth turning.
That's for sure.
Agreed.
So one of the things I like about made X as an artist is he's not a pleb slop
artist.
There's a handful of artists out there that are, are just pleb slop artists.
I'm starting to get more and more frustrated with the Asanoa gold because
he's a sea lion, but he's also just, he's just putting out slop.
every other tweet is a virtue signal.
Every other tweet is a purity test.
And it's important to note that,
that,
that shiny high quality cellophane art can still be plebslop.
It's really more about the,
the essence,
the vibe,
the spiritual underpinning of the art that makes it plebslop,
not the technical execution.
of the art itself in some cases.
Well, if you look at any of Maddox's art,
it takes a lot of time and energy to put it.
And I think this is kind of like one of the clear determiners
of what is Pledslop is it's just low effort.
There's not a lot of thought put into it.
It's like we're going to put out a low effort,
low thought-out product for people that are putting low effort
low thinking into their lives.
Slop recognizes slop.
Well, I mean, the pleb slop discussion, the topic is not, there'll be more on this in
the coming weeks as we navigate the fourth turning.
But I think, you know, maybe my last, my last comment on this episode regarding pleb slop
is that it goes back to what I was talking about earlier,
about the bullying, the strong-arming, the blackmailing, the CCM.
I just want it to be known that I will not tolerate
anyone trying to blackmail business owners, individuals,
people in my social graph.
I will not tolerate people trying to blackmail them with CCM on Bitcoin
to get them to buy their club slot.
If I see it, I know a few episodes ago, I pledged.
to disengage, but I think that it is important to stand up and show support and stand behind
and show solidarity with debts, business owners, wallet developers, podcasters, anyone who feels
or is targeted by the irony of calling core woke
when it's this crowd that is using the woke tactics
and the methods of Saul Alinsky, as the boomers would call it
during the Obama years, to try to cancel Bitcoin companies
because they can run a different version of a node client.
We're not buying your pleb slop,
and there's no amount of intimidation tactics that you can deploy.
I will not put up with it.
I wanted to bring up something real quick.
Do you see all these pictures circulating of Justin Trudeau with Katy Perry?
I did see that.
It looks like, I don't know if it's a troll.
It looks like they're very low-quality pictures.
He's grabbing her butt, and people are yelling at her in the comments,
and she seems to be not tolerating any sea lions in her replies.
Yeah, she's owning it.
She's saying, I want to bang a gay communist.
This is my right to.
She's right.
How do you think marriage works in communism?
They don't believe in private property.
They don't believe in property rights in general, which tends to mean they don't believe in, you know, any sort of like commitment.
Does it just mean they have sex with everybody?
Yeah.
I mean, Justin himself, many people believe that he is the son of Fidel Castro.
There's a lot of resemblance in their facial features.
and it is well known, well documented that his father often loaned his wife out as collateral
to other countries like Cuba to have sex with their leaders for high yield loans to the Canadian
government. So commies, you know, they, they share their spouses with, with other commies.
Before we go into the booths, I know we have to wrap up quickly.
Bitcoin Magazine censored their highly anticipated whitening issue, which only came out a few months
ago, completely unavailable on the website. They did not sell out according to inside sources.
And rumor is that they censored it because your article about the user experience, the revolution, not having good UX was, well, it's put it this way.
It wasn't plebslot and it challenged people's, you know, notions about Lightning being the most private and most transaction throughput of any of the competitors.
and I guess the one thing I forgot to mention on the plug slop topic,
even though we said we wrapped it up,
was the one thing plug slop peddlers hate the most is hearing the truth.
If you tell the truth about them, about their plug slop,
they really lash out, they really hate it.
And I kind of think that that was perhaps the motivation for censoring your,
an entire issue
because it invoked some
some harsh emotions
that the user experience
on the frontier might be a little bit hard.
I don't know if it was
necessarily because of my article
but yeah, it is interesting.
I'm looking at the store right now.
On the graphic on the top
they have the lightning edition
front and center
but then they removed it from the store
so it doesn't look like you can purchase it anymore.
And interesting enough, the issue that they released directly after
was the finance issue with a picture of Saylor on the front.
I don't know if it was necessarily because of my article.
Well, they hadn't clarified either way,
and that is how conspiracies brew is when there's no transparency.
So there's only one edition of the Bitcoin magazines
that have been put out in the past few years
that is not available for sale.
And it's the one you were featured in.
Well, I'm also featured in some other ones.
I don't think they took those down.
But yeah, I mean, so they put out essentially
a paper Bitcoin edition right after the Lightning edition.
And my theory is that they just have determined
as an organization that paper bitcoin is the proper way to scale bitcoin that's my going theory
they say okay well you know maybe greaser's on to something here lightning the ux is hard
so instead of uh promoting ideas of like you should embrace the hard ux
and um the the revolution won't have good ux that you know this is what podconf does they they want
the revolution to have good UX.
They want people to
consume the pleb slop.
They want people to take the easier path.
They say,
don't waste your time
investing into your life
and preparing for the fourth turning.
Just buy the paper Bitcoin.
It's easier.
Just KYC.
KYC,
listen to pleb slop,
buy paper Bitcoin.
That's the path forward.
because the thing is, like, PodConf doesn't really make any money off of people using their brains
and taking care of themselves.
They want you, as a consumer, as a content consumer, to be dependent on them.
They want you to dump all your money into their conference sponsors,
into the people that get the most views
if you put them with an open mouth on your YouTube thumbnail.
So, I mean, that's my theory on why they took it off.
They said, oh, you know, we're not going to,
like if our readers actually start learning how to use Bitcoin
and use it in commerce and weighed in, they become pioneers.
If the plebs become pioneers, we lose our base.
We're just not going to be able to make as much money.
We're not going to get as many YouTube views.
So, you know, if a pleb becomes a pioneer,
they're not sitting there clicking on open mouth thumbnails anymore.
They're doing better things with their time.
They're starting their own Bitcoin podcast
and talking about things that they actually think about.
Like, it's something I really enjoyed your episode with Goomba.
If you didn't get a chance to listen to that,
if you subscribe, it's behind the paywall,
but it was a really good episode talking about how all the podcasts are the same.
And this is just the consequences of PodConf.
it's a it's a it's a self-feeding thing and uh you you really take the the wind out of their
sails if you quit being a stupid pleb and become a pioneer it just ruins the party for them but yeah
i was interesting i don't i don't know it'll be interesting i we're we're planning on
it seems like every time i say we're planning on doing something on the show it either gets delayed
or doesn't happen but we're planning on interviewing one of the four horsemen of
podcom so it'll be pretty interesting to to ask him why the
why that edition got taken down we'll hear it from the horse's mouth so to say or the horseman's mouth
speaking of pioneers though fountain boost first boost we all eat 10 sats rod you pleb slop spewing fag uh do you know that we all
eats one of our biggest all-time boosters is that he's at like 470,000 sats i know that's a
Nice boost.
10,000 stats.
I appreciate the boost.
I appreciate the comment.
It sounds like a negative comment,
but you just said he's one of our all-time features.
I think we all eat is one thing he spends a lot of money on is.
I don't want to make it.
I'll just say he gives a lot of money to what you would call,
you know,
a gay person.
So who knows what he's given them that money for.
He's traveling a lot.
You know, he's lonely.
But he likes to spend money on plebs, lops, spewing bags.
Yeah, that's interesting.
So what does it say about somebody?
They think somebody's gay and they just keep on shoveling them, fouling them, booze.
Bold.
You know, they can say anything.
but uh there when you speak with your wallet your bickling wallet that reveals your true
intent your true character i'm a retarded pleb and while you're on the interstate commuting to work
i'm behind the wheel of my 6 000 pound suv doing 85 while staring at my phone checking the price
of Bitcoin and looking at pleb slop.
World's highest IQ?
Of course he's bullish.
And if you don't have the right insurance,
one breaking tweet by Pete Rizzo could lead to a T-bone
and not the type that goes with eggs.
So get car insurance from First Amendment Mutual.
First Amendment Mutual protects you from the mayhem
caused by retarded plebs.
oh speaking of it's just reminded me uh i need to make a retraction from last week's episode
rod you're correct hunter beast is gay that's right i knew it i knew it i mean well we we
talked about the tweet that made me um think that and it turned out to be kind of like
a cryptic maybe he was talking about like rust code but while he may have been talking about rust
code um he is gay yeah he's got a husband not a wife have the nazis figured this out yet i don't
think so because they would be hooting and hollering if they need that they would definitely
be against his uh bitcoin improvement proposal yeah he wants to come on the podcast so i think
we're going to get him on the podcast here pretty soon i told him sometime in november
would probably be a good time oh yeah absolutely that'd be great yeah i can't wait to ask him if uh
if people should take his uh computer code seriously because he has rust in his bio and his uh
has a husband we in a gay relationship a gay marriage the who
there's two husbands so which husband is the node runner
we'll have to ask him that we'll save we will there's no need to speculate because we will get
the answer soon well i think the interesting thing about gay relationships is both the
husbands could be node runners that's eighteen hundred dollars for t-star nines
yeah but you really only need one they make like 20 25 percent more than a woman so it
that's not really a point that much of an expense yep you know well they'll find out
uh move next one 10 000 sats from avi burrah of uh plug chain radio one of our favorite podcasts
We've been on there. Both of us been on there individually together multiple times.
Love those guys. Avi, he says, Rust is woke. Use Haskell instead.
And then he's promoting his documentary or his film, Finding Home, Prague Now Live on IndieHub.
So check it out. And I'm pretty sure IndieHub is kind of like Netflix.
It's a loose analogy, but it's like Netflix.
But you stream lightnings, you stream sats to view, to stream the content.
So I'm going to head over and check that out probably today.
But back to his point, Rust is woke.
Use Haskell instead.
I disagree.
I think Haskell also sucks.
Actually, I'd probably prefer Rust to Haskell.
But it doesn't surprise me.
You can even see it in his fountain, his Nostra profile picture.
Javi is, he has like a hipster Australian crocodile Dundee cowboy hat that he's always wearing.
It's kind of a, you know, he's a hipster.
You know, Nostra.
He's not Nostra only, but he focuses on Nostra.
Bit of a hipster.
Haskell is a hipster.
Rust is gay.
Haskell is hipster.
And honestly, I think hipsters are worse.
than the alternative.
So don't forget,
Haskell is what Charles Hoskinson used
to develop Cardano.
And that's what that community's built.
That's part of the reason why Cardano sucks
and hasn't grown is because nobody knows
how to use Haskell.
Nobody wants to use Haskell.
It's kind of a Silicon Valley,
it's true language,
but that's, you know,
neither here nor there.
But I really appreciate the boost.
10,000 sats love avi even though he's a hipster yeah i'm excited to watch the finding home i i've
yet to watch it it's been on my list uh i know that uh no agreement and lahav had uh their hands
on the editing process so i imagine this could be really good if you ever see any of lahav's videos
he's like he's easily one of the best uh video guys in this entire ecosystem he
yeah absolutely next level so i i i'm excited to to watch it i know i love avi
gonna get avi on the show here pretty soon in a couple weeks hopefully i feel like it like i said
earlier i feel like every time i say we're gonna do something i just jinx it but uh fingers crossed
i'm excited for that one thanks for the boost obby uh baba 8008 sat says if i laughed any
harder at the show i don't think i'd be as confused as i am which last time the doctor
check he said well that's one for the record books thanks for the shout out is that how kids
say it these days i'm so on hip i'm probably hip but that too shall pass i think you're more i think
bubba's more probably gonna need a new hip replacement surgery than he is like hip cool
like hipster like like oddy but that is how well the kids these days don't say that but uh the kids
30 years ago used to say that
Bob was holding it down for the boomer generation
like I know a lot of young people
they're frustrated with the boomers
but there's some good boomers out there like Bob was
Bob was out there you got you know Ron Paul's okay
he's just okay but you know there's some other great boomers out there
I think Paul's actually too old to be a boomer
I think he's a silent gen.
But yeah, we talked about this.
Baba's a great boomer.
We love Baba.
I think if you listen to
Ungovernable Misfits,
some of the,
maybe the next episode
that they put out,
I think you will enjoy.
I think there will be a Baba reference.
Hopefully.
Listen to it anyway.
But hopefully to Baba.
You'll know what I'm talking about.
It should be good.
Yeah it probably on the next action news That be a good episode But uh yeah yeah on the on the boomer front like uh you know there guys like business cat out there they really grumpy with the boomers they they they have
these blanket statements of like oh all the boomers suck and uh you know it's i get like a lot of young
people feel that way you know what i mean like they're they're this is one of the problems with
uh you know consuming pleb slop is that it just skews your view of the world you say that all
people suck in this demographic or group you know and you're you're feeling desperate you don't want
to take any self-accountability uh and you find look for a scapegoat while there's a bunch of
shitty boomers out there gambling away and i get why young people are mad you know they're slaving
away they're trying to afford their taxes some people are working second third jobs just to be
able to afford their taxes and a big chunk of those taxes are going to social security and
they're watching these boomers take their social security checks and gambling away as slot machines
but you got to remember there's people like boba out there in the world that are the good boomers
that have been based, that Red Atlas shrugged probably 50 times
before you were even born.
People have been seen through the bullshit and the psyops
for way before you were born, way before you ever listened.
They figure this shit out before Bitcoin podcasts.
And the only reason why you have what you have
and are able to use your brain and the world of just hasn't been completely,
you know, locked down by the satanic pedophiles is because of people like him.
So, yeah, times are tough.
There's a lot of retarded boomers out there.
But guess what?
There's a lot of retarded people in every generation.
And I think it's important to take some accountability on that front
and uh to keep an open mind and find find the allies across uh you know different groups and
generations like we we've been pretty um we've been shitting on the zoomers for a while the
broccoli haircuts but it's not all zoomers there's some pretty base zoomers like look at
e-cash sailor he's putting out banger after banger after banger uh there's hope folks
there's people on tiktok using their brains believe it or not there's a lot of people on
tiktok not using their brains but there are the there are a handful of uh broccoli haircuts that
are pretty based next one is from doom satoshi 5521 sats canadians are loyalist descendants
mixed with French colonials
and have a boner on the failing UK-Europe model.
The new king will accelerate the psyop failure.
We are fucked.
Too many dumb clubs.
Incredible were we pioneers not so long ago.
Or incredible we were pioneers not so long ago.
Thank you for your time.
It's, yeah, it's...
Weak pioneers create...
plebs
uh
you know
it's like the weak men create no excuse me
weak
pioneers create plebslop psychosis
plebslop psychosis
creates
plebs
I don't know I'll figure out the same
I don't think there's such thing
as a weak pioneer
weak pioneer is just a plumb
at the end of the day LARPing as if
they're a pioneer
they're missing notifying themselves um yeah you know i i was i was talking with a couple
canadians because there's some great canadians out there
like made x and justin dory and dave bradley
the thing that i find so interesting like you know if you're an american bitcoiner
you're not going to openly declare that you're fed there's not very many like jason
lowry did it and he got he got trolled pretty hard but what is it with the canadian bitcoiners
all all loving to tell everybody that they're feds like they're proud
like i like some of these guys but what are you doing
i think it's um it's really reflective of of some of the failings of the canadian culture
uh compliance does not equal to fines at all
you're working for mark carney i i don't know i think it's time to to re-evaluate some of your
decisions but yeah thanks for the the boost doom satoshi i uh i hope you guys can figure it out i
mean it's uh you guys need your own dennis porter you need uh need some non-compliant energy up in
canada it's part of the reason why i like madick so much he's holding it down almost single-handedly
for the canadians on that front but he hasn't i think he has yet to admit that albert is gay
all right next boost 4444 sats from the two angry cunts podcast so you got baba boosting on one end
and I think this is Sylvie boosting on the other end.
Sylvie says, it finally dawned on me.
Rod and Richard are the modern day Tim Conway and Harvey Korman,
comedy duo of 40 HPW podcasters.
That's a boomer reference from a now grumpy Gen Xer.
Thanks for the shout out.
Do you get that reference?
No, I think I looked.
I think I Googled them.
uh when i saw this boost originally and i still didn't i still didn't know who they were yeah i
don't get that reference um i've enjoyed the two angry cunts podcast i think i said this last week
but it's a it's a good show it's fun it's a fun time listening to that one i i get excited when
they drop an episode and uh one of the things that i really like that they're doing is bubba's been
uh recording music that he's writing and playing so he got back into singing and uh playing the
guitar and he's putting on his podcast i just think that's so great i want to see more of that
i want to see more people expressing themselves in creative artistic ways and you know you want
to talk about the exact opposite of pleb slop somebody's sitting down with a guitar spending
the time to write a song singing it and put it on their podcast that takes time that takes you know
i don't know how many hours baba put in puts into some of the songs that he's been putting out
recently but it it's not it's not it's definitely not uh telling chat gpt to write you some lyrics
and put it into a doodad like quite a few other people do yeah uh i have to run shortly to another
podcast so i don't know if we want to rush or dip to the rest of these but the last thing i want to
say about baba and two angry cunts is you can say what you want about boomers
they created some incredible music during their the the second turning in the awakening
in the the vietnam era like 70s 60s music incredible stuff even the 80s some of it
incredible music
in Bubba kind of keeps that
that spirit going
what to see it
the next one
4000 sats from
doesn't seem like
their name is a
it's not there
hey it's me the entity
the number 616
every time an episode comes out I listen to it
religiously
You guys are very charismatic.
A little reflection I'd like to make is I think I've seen very little of Bitcoin all time high being celebrated.
Either very few people have Bitcoin or they're busy with this debate, which is already getting tiresome.
Anyway, good job, guys.
Well, thank you.
Number 616.
I think the reason that there not enough people celebrating the ATH is just because it you know it cool when it the new all high It like more than the previous all high
But when it stops going up after that, it's just a little bit of a letdown.
Kind of miss the volatility.
Kind of miss the God candles being green.
But, you know, I get it.
It is worth celebrating.
Like we said earlier, should have fun during the fourth turning.
we've got we've got multiple all-time highs in the past few months which is um you know
it's a reason to celebrate even during the fourth turning what happens when you get
plebslop psychosis it becomes uh counter-cultural to celebrate all-time highs can you believe that
shit it used to be the plebslop all they want to talk about was the all-time highs but now they've
uh been so consumed by the nonsensical debate but yeah thank you for the boost od 40 hpw 2100
sats says v for v 40 hpw ftw ffw wwf you're you're a little bit better with the slang so
v for v is valley for valley 40 hpw 40 hours per week ftw for the wind i don't know or for the wind
I don't know what FFW and WWF is.
It might just be Norwegian for a region language.
Maybe you can clarify.
Thank you, Odie, though.
Doesn't belong, Fontan.
Big 40 HPW guy.
Next one's from Jur.
2000 Sat.
Canadian here.
Can confirm.
Alberta is not cool.
It's cold, but it's not cool.
Thanks for the boost.
Shadrack, 1,593 sat, says,
cut out the pleb slop, start a podcast,
challenge your ideas in public, frame up and be a pioneer.
Hashtag 40HPW.
Hell yeah.
Shadrack, one of my favorite people in the world.
Yep, another favorite, even though we haven't met yet.
btc on board full faithful 1000 sats happy october anyone not enjoying it is a lame bear
agreed thank you btc on board
knock haas 18 for 800 sats says stoked with all the bugle content i found in nostor podcast
crossovers release the levy hashtag live aloha and then that m symbol which i still don't know
what it means but we'll appreciate the cause shout out to the uh hawaiian bitcoiners out there
pretty sure that's like the the the little hand sign hawaiians make
they're like hey surf's up bros hang loose whatever yeah yeah knockouts is yeah knockouts
is uh one of our new loyal fans live aloha love the love you knockouts thank you for the boost
Next one, another friend, the social capital capitalists of Michigan and northern Indiana.
As a pioneer, some of you based in 721 sats, as a pioneer going to Bitcoin meetups, builds culture locally.
Michigan and Michiana have several to attend.
Michiana being like Michigan, Indiana.
Southwest Michigan Meetup in Benton Harbor is one of the finest.
Third Thursday every month at Dwellers Co. Working Space, 6.30 p.m.
Private location, and you can bring your own Bitcoin or beer.
It could be either one of those.
Or Bob's.
I think that also means women are welcome to the meetup.
BYOB, Dwellers Co. Working Space.
excuse me dwellers co-working space 6 3 p.m third thursday every month be there
for b square oh yeah thanks rev huddle true pioneer doom satoshi 521 sat says thank you for your time
no thank you sasha sasha hotter hotter law firm i think that's what it's called uh marlboro
special select gold short that's her it it must be what sasha smokes i didn't know she was a smoker
hell yeah fuck yeah based she's gonna make it through the fourth turn sasha's hot for sure
last boost dave south side dave 100 sat says gz ih fire emoji well coiners down bad 40 hpw or die
gosh i don't know what all these acronyms mean but well thank you dave uh one thing that i keep
on forgetting to do i do want to shout out the people that are subscribed we have put out some
premium content i put out a thing last night rod put out a great episode uh with goomba we have uh
rod's uh job interview that i did with him when i hired him on there we're gonna have a lot more
coming out here in the future but uh folks uh appreciate you guys that subscribe we got rob
hamilton sasha fundamentals southside dave late stage hodl turkey shadrack open mic avi and sean
appreciate you guys means a lot uh hope to pay you back with some pretty good content but you know
the more the more we get from subscribers the more it makes sense to uh put out some hard hidden
stuff uh especially for you guys and put a little bit more time and effort into it but yeah uh
you got any closing thoughts before we wrap this one up run we'll pay for pleb slop
avoid pleb slop psychosis and keep listening to podcasts that's how you have a good time
in the fourth and celebrate all-time eyes be happy for all-time eyes that's how you have a
good time in the fourth turning.
Hell yeah. Folks, I want to
thank you for listening to this edition of
The Beagle Weekly, and we'll catch you on the next one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Play this live season, baby.
Readin' that algorithm feed again.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walk up, hit X, scroll the same
old thread. New macro tape
from a dude who never read.
Charts going up, I'm emotionally fed
Quote, tweet and send it from my twin size bed
Got the swan link in my bio for clout
Stacking 10 and DCA, feeling level out
Now your keys tattooed on my mouth
But I keep my stats on Coinbase, no doubt
We don't need nuance, just vibes
We don't need sources, just tribes
When the candle's green, we feel alive
When it dumps, we blame the Fed, alright
It's that pleb slop anthem
Hey, hit refresh, dopamine ransom
Engagement farm can't stand em
Nah, but I quote tweet just to dance em
Having me put randos in the threads
Cause my ego runs nose in my head
Yeah, we sloppin', stackin', spinnin'
Pleb slop anthem, we winnin'
Fiat bad, bitcoin good
But I still pay rent like pleb should
Talking proof of work, misunderstood
Got laser eyes in the backwoods
Saying stay humble, stack sats on repeat
With a rug pull hoodie and fake receipt
Met a maxi girl, she ghosted me
Said I didn't pass the purity sweep
We don't trust, we verify memes
We don't code, we retweet dreams
When the heaven hits, we'll scream
Number go up, that's the theme
This that pleb, slop, anthem
Ay, hit refresh, dopamine, ransom
Yeah, engagement farm, can't stand on
Nah, but I quote tweet just to dance on
Having beef with randos in the threads
Cause my ego runs notes in my head
Yeah, we slopping, stacking, spinning
Pleb, slop, anthem, we winning
Can't read a chart, but I'm feeling profound
Got a podcast mic and I'm sounding like sound
Saying hyper Bitcoinization's inbound
But my cold wallet's lost, never found
Yeah, it's flip-flop season again
Mic in one hand, I'll be unpened
If the price don't rise, just pretend
We're all gonna make it, amen, amen