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On a hill called Golgotha outside the city of Jerusalem, a man named Jesus is nailed to a
wooden cross. He is stripped, beaten, and publicly humiliated, enduring hours of agony until his
tragic death. Around him stands a crowd of Jews and goyim. Knowing that they are witnessing
one of the most important moments in history.
After this day, the world would never be the same.
History is undecided on who this man was.
To Christians, he was the son of God.
To Muslims, he was a prophet.
To the Jews, he was seen as a heretic.
Most agree that Jesus was a good man whose teachings were wholesome.
Recent revelations put that into question though, as some are asking if Jesus was truly a plant,
meant to pacify the entire Gentile world while the Jews took over every single power structure,
secretly controlling everything behind the scenes.
I'm your host Richard Reesert and I want to welcome you to the inaugural edition of the Bugle Special Investigations
where the world's premier journalists investigate the topics the CIA doesn't want you to hear.
Welcome to this inaugural edition of the Bugle Special Investigations. This is Kaylee Welch.
In this episode, we will be exploring whether Jesus was a Mossad plant or if he was truly the Son of God.
All over the world, people are coming to grips with the reality that every bad thing that has ever happened can be conveniently directed towards a certain group of people,
known for being annoying and refusing to eat bacon.
How can anyone take any personal accountability when such a devious group of individuals conspires to undermine the very fabric of global order as we know it?
While many individuals are being blindsided by the reality that the people who made all the movies they loved growing up might actually be the root of the problem,
Their lack of context and high-time preferences has them failing to consider the full scope of how deep this goes.
Christianity was founded by a Jew, and we need to ask ourselves if Jesus could have been a Mossad plant,
meant to pacify the Goys, or if God truly was Jesus' handler, attempting to subvert the Jewish people.
In this episode, we will examine the evidence, hear from experts, and try to get to the bottom of this question
that has the potential to flip history as we know it on its head.
To start off, we will be hearing from Pastor Jeffs of the esteemed church called Mountainside Worship,
known for their incredible music.
When Jesus died, the world changed forever.
In that moment, God forgave all the Gentiles' sins
so they no longer had to go to hell.
Simultaneously, the Lord rug-pulled the Jews
who he had tricked into killing his son.
Now they couldn't just get to heaven
for following extremely strict rules,
killing animals, and being Jewish.
The temple shroud tore in two,
symbolizing that individuals could directly interface with God,
no longer having to rely on special rabbis to communicate for them.
After thousands of years of God turning his back on the goyim,
heaven was now open to everyone who would believe that Jesus was the Son of God.
This was the mother of all hard forks and an incredible expression of his love for us all.
While it may seem like the Jews control everything, and Mossad is at the helm of subverting everything good in the world,
we must remember that the Lord is the one truly in charge, and the Mossad can only do what he gives them power to do.
Now let's praise the Lord, for he is good for allowing us Gentiles into heaven.
I want the world to know
How deeply Your love goes
Your mercy climbs to any height
As long as we believe what right Your love amazes me Your love amazes me
I sing because you like the gentles now
And I dance cause we won't go to hell
I shout because you changed your mind
Heart forked your covenant and let your light shine
Dance, dance, dance, worship, clap, clap, clap
And praise your holy name
Dance, dance, dance, worship, clap, clap, clap
And praise your holy name
I sing because you like the Gentiles now
And I dance cause we won't go ahead
I shout because you changed your mind
Heart forked your covenant and let your light shine
The end
Hey folks, this is Buster Cherry.
For thousands of years, the world has been a battleground between two rival religions.
The Christians in the West, following a hard fork of Judaism, fought against the Muslims in the East, who were also following a hard fork of Judaism.
From 650 AD until 965 AD, Judaism stood in the middle of the two warring groups, acting as a buffer between the two religions.
The Jewish Khazar Empire, located in a portion of Eastern Europe and Southwestern Asia,
held back the Persian Muslim world from invading and overtaking Europe.
In modern days, Israel stands at the crossroads of the Muslim and Christian worlds,
again acting less as a buffer and more of as an ally to the Christian world.
The Mossad has been performing a master class on clandestine espionage
and have been so successful that many are wondering if they truly control
every aspect of everything everywhere.
Some right-wing political pundits blame Epstein, the JFK assassination 9-11, and weather modification on the Jews.
The left is livid with Israel as they have taken up defending Gaza as their newest cause.
It would seem that almost everyone except for many politicians in Washington,
and those who value good Hollywood movies above all else, are turning their scorn against the Jews.
But if the Jews could be the root of the problem, and reading Mein Kampf is trending again,
shouldn't there be an exploration into whether Jesus was a Mossad agent?
Some biblical scholars are beginning to weigh the evidence and ask if there is something to
be looked more closely at. British theologian Sir John Bronson III presents some newly revealed
evidence that Jesus Christ could have been a Mossad plant all along. For over 40 years I have
been a theologian studying the Word of God. But recently I began to question my faith.
Whether it is just a part of the journey of strengthening it or I have stumbled into the
devil's snare, I do not know. All I know is that as I read God's words and translate ancient
texts from Hebrew and Greek, I cannot stop noticing things. I began to get rather paranoid
when the Mossad blew up all of Hezbollah's pages. If they had the coordination and ability
to infiltrate supply chains so surgically, devastating the enemy so effectively,
it was like watching Joshua bring down the walls of Jericho. With all their sophistication,
Was it too outlandish to wonder if Jesus Christ was a Mossad plant in order to control the entire Gentile world I had heard murmurings of these rumors for years and had dismissed them as grumblings from old
and bored men. There had been many a Christian who was anti-Semitic through the years.
There was an inherent tension between Christians and Jews, for we both believed each other were
unbelievers, and going to hell. Martin Luther even had his suspicions that Jesus was a Mossad plant.
But we had an arrangement with the Jews. They would keep the Arabs under control,
that way we could visit the Holy Land on vacations, but not actually have to live there ourselves.
Our wives wanted to enjoy the sun without having to wear burqas, and we preferred to be able to
drink and not run the risk of getting beheaded for some infraction. For that, the Jews were
preferable. But yet, I couldn't stop noticing things and asking if the religion I had devoted
myself to my whole life was a giant Jewish psychological operation. The evidence was there
before me. Jesus was a Jew. Most of the Bible was written by Jews. The Bible says that America needs
to protect Israel. Donald Trump claims to be a Christian. And lastly, Mossad likes blackmail,
and eternal damnation is the ultimate blackmail. The Jews' fingerprints were all over the history
of Christianity in the same way that they are all over all of the current events around the world.
As I began reading Romans again, Paul shockingly showed major red flags of being an asset.
Had the Lord actually flipped his allegiance, or had the Mossad recruited him in order to spread
Christianity to control the goys? It was as if I was entering what St. John of the Cross referred
to as the dark night of the soul. Could it be that Jesus was a Mossad asset, meant to pacify
the entire Gentile world, and that for years I had dedicated my life to a psychological operation?
I prayed and I prayed. I noticed and I innoticed. I listened to AI translated speeches of Adolf Hitler
and read Henry Ford's book. Then I came to the conclusion. I had read the scriptures
and seen the evidence for Christ. There was more documentation of Jesus than historical figures
like Alexander the Great, who conquered much of the world. All corroborating evidence pointed
towards one truth. If Jesus was a Mossad agent, he was one of the good ones. Could it be that
But Jesus was both an agent of Mossad and also the Savior of the world.
With that revelation, a weight lifted off my chest.
The Lord did not just have dominion over the universe, but also over that pesky Israeli
intelligence agency.
I immediately canceled my plans to go and deface a synagogue, falling to my knees thanking
the Lord for his goodness. My question was not answered, but the Lord had given me a deeper revelation.
brought healing to the sick.
But all along he had a secret,
an important mission to finish.
He's working for myself.
Man has a crown of thorns but he also the Son of God with the power to calm storms
He's under cover for the kingdom.
Hallelujah, praise his name.
The Messiah is an agent, but he's playing a holy game.
He's under curver for the kingdom.
Hallelujah, praise his name.
The Messiah is an agent
But he's playing a holy game
The theory that Jesus was actually a Mossad agent has the potential to turn history upside down.
Scholars are divided on this issue yet the discussion keeps growing as it appears as if
American Republicans in partnership with some religious Israelis appear to be trying to usher
in the end times through brute force in order to fulfill some ancient biblical prophecies
the world of intelligence agencies clandestine operations is difficult to decipher it is hard
enough to try and figure out what the cia was doing 50 years ago let alone to try to decipher
what the Mossad was doing 2000 years ago.
How can we determine truth in a world so wrapped up in conflicting narratives and faith?
It has never been more important to trust in those with credentials to get your information.
Thank you for tuning in to this very special edition of The Bugles Special Investigations.
This is your host, Richard Greaser, signing off.
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