Choose the pedophile whose values are yours.
Who is the pedophile who has a pro-business attitude?
Is there a pedophile who cares about the climate?
Is the pedophil... who wants better schools?
Probably all of them.
What pedophile has the viewpoint that you align with?
What pedophile believes in infrastructure?
Who is the pedophile that's going to keep us out of costly foreign wars?
If you are the banker, I'm out of the game.
If you are the printer, it means I'm broke and lame.
All your fiat glory means I must walk in shame.
I want it harder.
I won't play your game.
Magnified, sanctified, I will stake my claim
Filified, crucified in my fiendere
A million miners hashing for wealth to be claimed
I want it harder
Hineni, hineni, I'm ready my lord.
It is Sunday, July 20th.
Welcome back to the Bugle Weekly, folks.
The world is in turmoil.
It is the fourth turning.
Cars are burning.
People are grumpy right now.
People are really grumpy right now.
And they're coming to the conclusion that Bitcoin is not Ozempic.
It is not the one taking an orange pill doesn't fix everything magically.
There's trade-offs happening here.
Yeah, I think it depends.
I think it just depends on your algorithm, on your timeline.
It depends on your for you tab basically on Twitter because I don't see that.
Like right now for me is probably this is the best summer ever so far.
I mean, the whole context, everything, Paper Bitcoin Summer, this is fucking great.
Like, if you're a Bitcoin podcaster, you are looking at new kinds of job opportunities and the ability to afford taxes you never could have to rent a couple of years ago when you were just, like, starting here.
You didn't even have a professional logo yet.
I mean, Bitcoiners, excuse me, Bitcoin podcasters getting jobs.
We're in the government.
We're setting a tone.
We are establishing the vibe and it's paper Bitcoin summer.
We are at, we're having a good time.
It is, uh, the bull market is about the positive feeling, the positive vibe.
This is why we're here, right?
Like the, the way that we feel during the bull market, when we're right and everybody
agree, it's all of this feeling of listening to podcasts really paid off.
Like my wife is drastically improved.
I'm getting tons of external feedback that shows that it, you know, I've made good decisions.
and if you don't feel that right now i think that uh you're just you might be on the among out there
something's going on because uh for a hour like pod jazz listeners bitcoiners it's paper bitcoin
summer and how can you not be having a good time right now i think this is a case of a tale of two
twitter feeds right that's exactly it's like the bus meme right like the they're looking at the same
thing but to one person on one side of the bias it's like a dark gloomy like they're just looking
at the wall they feel like they're not looking at anything positive they feel like they're just
they'd hit a wall uh the other person sees fucking citadels in the valleys that sees
fucking suits and cargo shorts together like on the top of the mountain um with the palm trees
and walking down sunshine right and i don't know it's i think maybe you've been programmed by your
algorithm to be grumpy maybe you'll seem grumpy right now for those that are grumpy i think a lot
of them are really grumpy because they're coming to the realization that they can't just hang out
as plebs and they have the choice of either going back to being an npc or being a pioneer
and they're being thrust into this decision making process like they they the the circumstances around
them or force there's a call to action like in in the hero's journey like look at star wars with
luke skywalker luke didn't just run and try to join the alliance the war came to him unexpectedly
these droids showed up on his doorstep the stormtroopers came they killed his aunt and uncle
there was that call to action and what we're seeing right now for bitcoiners
or for a lot of these plebs
is this call to action of the world
is going to be difficult
and a paper Bitcoin company
is not going to hire you
unless you have a Bitcoin podcast.
Yeah.
There is a lot of people.
It's...
For a lot of people,
especially people listening to this,
that calling, that higher action,
that calling is to be a Bitcoin podcast.
If you're listening to 40 hours per week and you're compressing, you're getting entropy, you know that your destiny is to start a Bitcoin podcast.
Because it's like you have to signal with your node.
You have to say, hey, add me to the percentage of knots because I'm out here and I've got this opinion about, like, I can solve Israel and Gaza with Bitcoin.
Let me explain now.
And you're going to convince that you could be that person.
You know you could.
You could solve a lot of problems.
And when you kind of, you don't have to answer your calling.
You don't have to answer the call.
But it's going to be weighing on you.
You have to figure out what's important in life.
You have to figure out, am I willing to take these risks?
am I willing to go out where the user experience is scary?
I'd rather be grumpy than scared.
That's how a lot of people feel.
They'd rather be grumpy than scared.
But really, if you're grumpy, it's because you're scared.
So you have to answer the call.
That's what I would say.
People are waiting for a magic pill,
whether it's a God candle up to 250,000 or whatever.
They're waiting for that magic pill,
but they're finding out that you're going to have to keep listening to 40 hours per week
and making yourself uncomfortable with the user experience that you're working with.
I think we really need to overhaul the world of psychology quite a bit.
So in the world of psychology, you're probably familiar with people's trauma responses.
That's something a lot of individuals talk about.
and I think there
you know it used to be fight or flight
and then they added a new one called
freeze a little while back
and I think we need to
add a new one called LARP
and so
LARPing
is a trauma response
in my opinion
and
I think you know like when
when soldiers go through
basic training
you're
what they're essentially trying to do is they're trying to condition people's trauma responses.
So they're trying to desensitize them a little bit to danger and violence.
And they're trying to get them into a position where in this scenario that they're in a traumatic event,
they respond effectively.
And the pleb is conditioned to LARP.
And the pioneer is conditioned to fight.
and the mpc is conditioned to either freeze or or flee and as a pioneer it's important to
you know that what is podcasting podcasting is the preparation
it's like the basic training like when you're when you're going and you're listening to podcasts
you're listening to your 40 hours per week that's your basic training where you're getting
condition when the tv tells you something like to buy non imagine buying stocks right now that are
not paper bitcoin stocks during paper paper bitcoin summer like you're you're you're you're
sitting there and you're you're working your ass off and you're putting your money in your 401k
and some of it is being allocated towards Amazon
instead of MicroStrategy or one of these other paper Bitcoin stocks It rather silly in my opinion
So the podcasts are teaching you how to respond in this war.
It's the fiat war, essentially.
But you can't just hang out and sit in basic training.
You've got to get up off your butt, and you've got to go to war.
and i think a lot of the grumpiness is people that don't want to get up and go to war
right right it's there's a lot of people who share you know one of the most popular memes
is you know the crusader memes there's a lot of plaids out there who like to post crusader memes
but you know everybody wants to be a crusader until it's time to go on a crusade
and there's a lot of people who you know i think the larping thing comes down to it's pretty simple
everybody says you fake it till you make it but you have to ask yourself if you were if you were
faking it till you make it were you there to fake it or were you there to make it which one did you
really want to do did you just want to fake it and larp and like have people think that you're a
podcaster get some you know backstage uh meet david bailey dennis porter at a bitcoin conference
get some selfies or did you want to put yourself out there and and be a bitcoin podcaster a real
like a real bitcoin podcaster do you want that burden and the responsibility that comes with it
were you doing the proof of work were you running data access were you running your own lightning
node did you you know did you did you test your ability to succeed in managing your wife's 401k
because she would let you you know buy bitcoin with it and take the penalty but she did let you
buy micro strategy and other paper bitcoin companies or did you you know buy treasuries
and gold and like you said amazon it's it's it's a mentality after a while uh you can't fake it
anymore so you have to decide it's it's one or the other absolutely i mean i think it could be
argued we've already experienced these moments you know like luke skywalker experienced where the
the stormtroopers showed up and and killed his family uh but yeah you you have a choice of what
you're gonna do you gotta you gotta take action at the end of the day you gotta take action you
I think it's never been a more important time in history to smoke cigarettes, to say the least.
But Paper Bitcoin Summer, I'm kind of getting over my grumpiness about it, Ron.
I think your song really helped.
Your song really helped me work through some grumpy.
Yeah, I think all we just talked about is kind of the, it leads into what Paper Bitcoin Summer is, right?
Like bigger Bitcoin summer is for people who, you know, they've been listening to the floor.
They know that they got to wake up every morning and start hitting their 40 hours per week.
They know they got to get their steps in.
They know they got to go thrive on Saturday morning to get the raw milk and beef for sats and to shake their Bitcoin miners hand.
They know they got to go, you know, to hang out with.
dudes who just fucking get it in places like lake satoshi uh in michigan at the end of this month
uh lakesatoshi.com in case you're wondering what i'm talking about um it's for those people it's
for people who's got they've got the 40 hours per week body like the the proof of work you show up
you're in your baby so you're on the beach you're you're wearing a suit at the uh you know the yacht
party, you know, it's, it's paper Bitcoin summer.
You're going to be there because why would you and your friends not be getting
together at a Bitcoin conference? That's, that's what, uh,
being a Bitcoin podcast is all about. Um, you're going to be a,
you're going to be a paper Bitcoin summer.
Like it's showing off the results of listening to 40 hours per week in person.
You look your best, you're, you're projecting your best.
You're making new friendships. Um, that's what paper Bitcoin's owner is about.
it is really interesting when you think about the difference between presenting to people online
and via audio only and presenting to people physically in person.
Because I think a lot of people, the majority of their communication is like messaging in the group chats,
on Twitter, going on Bitcoin podcast or doing Bitcoin podcast or talking on the phone.
and then they have to go and figure out how to look good for the first time in person
and you can't just do exactly what you did online in person because it's kind of boring
all right if you're if you if you're you can't have ai muscles like btc sessions
you know what i mean like you can you can have ai muscles you can have ai abs um
but you can't have ai ads you know in person it is it's if you're going to a pool party
with some of the hottest podcasters and group chat members in the community you you can't have ai ads
no you can't you can't fake it like it's uh
you can't cash catfish people essentially yeah you and you know in person
somebody starts asking you about running a node or if you smoke cigarettes or um you know
how much you know how much you use bitcoin like if you use bitcoin you would know but you can't
you can't use chat gpt to respond to them so they think that you know whether not her core
is the best Bitcoin note to use.
You can't just run to chat GBT and ask them.
You have to face that person, have a conversation with them,
and let them check your vibe a little bit
and see if you actually know what you're talking about
and they should be working with you or supporting you.
So you can't do that.
It's easy to do online, but it's harder to do in person,
especially at Paper Bitcoin Summer.
Everybody's in a bikini and shorts, right?
There's nothing to hide.
I'm excited for...
Here's the thing.
paper bitcoin summer where he's in a baby
so there's no way for a fed
wearing a wire to make it into paper
bitcoin summer you know what i mean
at your
that's all you know where do you want to be
not going to trust that guy
who's swimming with the shirt on that's for sure
you have a guy in the monero shirt
doing fucking cannonballs
uh off the diving board
that guy's a fed
i heard that carolyn levitt
is going to be showing up to Lake Satoshi.
I think she's hot.
I heard she's going to be wearing a bikini.
We should expect her to wear a bikini
because she'd be likely to be wearing a fed,
or sorry, wearing a wire.
Yeah, if you work for the government
and you want to come to Lake Satoshi,
all we ask is show us your tits.
Well, I don't know about that.
I'd prefer if you kept a bra on,
but definitely need to make sure
that no wires on carolyn levitt what do you think of uh you see frank corva was asking her questions
this week she's name dropping frank corva yeah i mean frank corva frank corva was uh he was
he was doing what a good journalist does right like they wanted they wanted to talk about
crypto or stable coin legislation uh at the press conference and frank corva said
are you know i'm talk about that later are we going to get uh capital gains taxes removed from
our our bitcoin spends our bitcoin transactions and she said that uh she was forced to say that
the president's administration is on record for uh supporting that so how are you frank
considering it just like they're considering not starting any more wars and they're considering
releasing the Epstein files and they're considering abolishing the IRS and
they're considering,
uh,
Hey,
listen,
they're considering a lot of things right now.
That is,
this is,
this is why they never beat you.
The government saying they're considering giving you freedom is the best
you're ever going to get from them.
All right.
So as long as they're always,
as long as you keep them considered.
So probably Trump tried to just,
you know,
rug it,
pull everybody on Epstein,
throw it all under the rug.
But podcasters said, wait a second.
You don't want to do this, buddy.
You need us.
You need podcasters.
And so now Donald Trump's administration is back to considering releasing the Epstein-Planes.
That is as good as we ever going to get We only going to get a president who going to say he considering it Because as long as he considering it we good right Like the people who committed the crimes still have to feel nervous
That's all you need.
That's all we're going to get.
We want them to feel nervous the rest of their lives.
They can't just completely get away with it.
Prince Andrew has to stay in the Buckingham Palace basement the rest of his life.
If that's as good as we're going to get for prison for these Moloch worshippers,
don't fuck it up well i think you're bearing the lead i think the the you know bitcoin magazine
all these guys they decided to make a big deal out of the question and her answer and she gave
a very like scripted like non-answer but the part of this which was interesting is she name dropped
frank corva so the hottest press secretary in american history name dropped frank corva
for the entire world to see he's sitting there right next to his seat looked uncomfortable they
should give him one of the good seats next time sit in front and center instead of like kind of
tucked away in the corner uh but if that's not apparent that bitcoin is one i don't know what
it is when they when the credential journalists in the bitcoin industry are sitting uh knee to knee
with uh carolyn levitt i was talking with a friend this week about this concept he was explaining to
me how being around hot women is like a signal to other women of like your your worth worthiness
because i think men and women look they kind of determine hotness differently
like a lot of men they'll they'll look at women it's a lot more about like the physical
attractiveness which is why people are so confused when i say lynn alden is hot because i'm not
talking about that i'm just talking about her generally being hot i guess i'm thinking like
a woman i'm judging a woman her hotness kind of like a woman does but like so um
so yeah this guy was telling me essentially you know it's like a signal to other women the other
women that are looking at him are like wow he's hanging out with the hot chick so he must be like
way cooler or way hotter uh it's not as much about the physical attractiveness like you hear this
all the time like women like guys with nice cars and whatever that's why you should wear a suit but
um frank corva
sitting in close proximity to the hottest press secretary in american history just became so hot
to so many women in america yeah it's it's the is the it's a new era we're in the era of frank
corva is hot it's not shinobi anymore shinobi got banned from the uh the white house because he
refused to apologize to donald trump for calling him retarded so he does he doesn't get it um
so it's frank it's frank it's frank corvistine
it's a big deal folks hottest journalist uh in the in the game that's a prestigious uh position
yeah some pretty cool stuff's happening in the in the world of uh bitcoin journalism so lola leitz
is uh getting david bailey's money i guess he paid her in bitcoin and not paper bitcoin which
is kind of interesting. I don't think she takes
paper Bitcoin.
She did some good journalism this week.
You got Mark Goodwin going on James Corbett.
That's always
cool. You got Frank Corv
getting name dropped.
We need to come up with a nickname for Carolyn.
Is she the hottest woman
in journalism right now?
She's the top
Karen. You know,
Caroline Levitt's top hot.
She's the hottest.
She's making Karens hot again.
Karens kind of had to get in shape, right?
Like Karens, it couldn't just take Ozempic.
Karens had to come back and show they did their proof of work,
and some of them did, and I think Caroline is a good example
that Karens can be hot.
We talked about it a few months ago, right,
that we needed Karens to be great again.
we were like we needed people like to cause scammers and frauds and to police the timeline
and to police you know police our our households right some of us needed our karen whites to be
great again and some of us uh we just needed that that influence that positive incentive aligned
you know thermodynamically sound karen influence in our cult and caroline levitt's and a good
example of that right she kind of sets the uh the woke smarmy you know media kind of in their place
like she she she doesn't let them you know drag down the presidential you know official press
conference with the land acknowledgement right like she today they threatened right they threatened
a football team that they had to change uh their name back to the redskins right because uh everybody
hates their Washington Commanders, but the DEI, or excuse me, the HR department, the Karen
HR department of DC made them change it to the Commanders.
But we have, right, now it's time to let boys be boys, right?
Like, to let the Karens, the new Karens be in charge.
It's awesome.
Miss Hoddle, she's a great example, right?
Like, somebody tried to steal an Amazon package.
She was chasing them off with a fucking shotgun, wearing like a 40 hours per week t-shirt.
I mean, you know, Karen's listen to the bugle.
You know, Karen's who at least, you know, don't, they don't give you a demerit at work for wearing a Lin-Alton's hot shirt.
That's all I'm saying.
Trump loves the staff as administration with Karen's.
Got Pam Bondi.
She's a Karen for sure.
His chief of staff, dude.
I mean, have you seen her?
She is a, she's built like Tatum.
uh tatum was five foot four and uh but she's got blonde she's got that big karen hair that
fucking blow up karen hair yeah she's a cowgirl she's got a southern accent she wears cowboy hats
cowboy boots and that is the karen running the uh the the trump's like main staff so
it's karen rich karen and karen influence
absolutely
yeah Karens are
the only way
to take down the woke left is by being
Karens
you gotta fight Karenism with Karenism
Karen's play a very important role
in our society
and it's one of the best
defenses being a Karen is one of the
best defenses against
communism
speaking of karens though um the karens are hot at paper bitcoin summer you know i mean that's
that's a neat that's another way to put it well
plattertor isn't plattertor's back on twitter he came back you you chased him away he had to take a
mental health break because of you and then he recovered and came back so karen plattertor the
karen's back on twitter yeah uh you know pletiver is he's definitely like he's got that really
feminine catty kind of energy um he's kind of like uh you know like the guys on the bravo network
you know just that catty energy high drama uh but he's you know it's fun to call him a karen but you
know he's pletters not a karen karen is is is karen karen's like carol and levitt not pletiver
and i'm tired of pretending otherwise how do you know planet or could totally be a hot blonde
i you know that's the other thing the best thing about hot blondes is you never have to wonder
um if you've seen enough pictures of them they love to share pictures of themselves and they
want to share pictures themselves looking hot um to the hotter they are so anytime you're talking to
So anytime you're talking to somebody who claims to be a hot woman but likes anime, you're being catfished, man.
Too good to be true.
What do you think about anime?
What are your personal opinions on it?
I never really was a...
The only cartoons I like is South Park.
And that's pretty much it.
I don't even like the Pickle Rick.
What's the show?
Rick and Morty.
Never been a Rick and Morty guy.
I don't know.
I don't get the, I don't get as much signal out of cartoons.
There's a lot of people that feel that way.
Why do you think that is?
I like cartoons personally.
I don't know.
I never thought about that.
I think because I just can't.
I like hot I don think cartoons are hot like I rather watch like day watch uh or some kind of cool movie It like in anime to try to make the girls hot
but I just don't think anime girls were hot.
Do you think it's because of their physical presentation or is there annoying
voices or it's,
it's a good boy.
It could be,
uh,
it could be,
it's probably a combination of all those things the voices um you know i i guess i never i could
ever put myself in this in the shoes of a protagonist who was chasing after a hot chick
if the hot chick was a cartoon so i couldn't relate to it because i didn't think the cartoon
was hot so i wouldn't have made i wouldn't have let my girlfriend go to target with my lightning
wallet if you know uh if she wasn't super hot and you know it's i would know better than that
i just couldn't relate to the way they would make decisions i used to like anime a lot more
i think i've struggled with it because it's just it's hard when you there's so much filler
in most animes.
So,
when you're listening to 40 hours of podcasts,
you don't have
room for 40 episodes of filler.
And, I don't know, it's interesting.
But anyways,
that's a good point.
If one likes anime, it's too good to be true.
Right, and I just think that
hot chicks
have never thought that much about anime.
To either like it
or not like it.
So, I think a really important conversation to have at this point, so like we're in the early stages of the bull market.
Paper Bitcoin summer is probably going to carry on into paper Bitcoin autumn and paper Bitcoin fall and paper Bitcoin spring and then paper Bitcoin.
Are we moving into the eternal age of paper Bitcoin summer?
i think maybe it's the uh beginning of a new era a new epoch um it's kind of like the fourth
turning right like it's uh the major institutions have kind of i don't know they just haven't held
up in some in some cases um so they if you can't get the if you can't get the price over 100 120
20,000, time for the, you know, time for new ideas, new builders, new ways of using Bitcoin
to solve big problems at scale.
Because the people who've claimed, you know, they're fighting over lightning doesn't work
and they're fighting over this time is going by.
Somebody's got to build something that uses Bitcoin and makes it more valuable and grows
its magnitude and grows its influence throughout all parts of culture and life and economy
and the incentive structure of how all of our relationships work.
If you ought to change that, and the only way it does that is if it keeps growing.
And unfortunately, some of these lightning solutions and building more lightning wallets
and not really doing anything about the user experience,
we're just accepting that there's other user experiences that people might be interested in as well
and building those things and seeing what works.
Some people are waiting for a magic ozempic pill.
like a soft fork or just a new solution to scaling Bitcoin for the use of 8 billion people.
But right now the problem is 8 billion people don't demand to use Bitcoin.
And it's not.
So we're trying to build, I don't know.
But I think it's just an acknowledgement of that and being open-minded to things that work.
And I think we don't get to decide what works.
We just have to observe the outcomes and determine where to go next.
Have you seen that lightning liquidity has dramatically dropped since paper Bitcoin started coming around?
Right.
I mean, we see the mempool, right?
Like they're talking about removing the one sat limit.
So it's like you go less than one sat per V byte because it's like, you know, it's like interest rates, right?
Like if interest rates are going to negative or interest rates are going negative, it's due to lack of demand.
So you're having to lower cost.
So.
We should have never had the one sat limit in the first place.
I mean, this is this is the problem when you let socialists use Bitcoin and engage in the conversation as they try to create minimum wages.
Exactly.
So we're judging one sat V-byte as like this.
I mean, we think one sat V-byte is as low as it goes.
And the market's trying to tell Bitcoin, like, that's an artificial number.
That's not a real number.
One sat for V-byte means nothing because it can go much lower.
The demand for block space can go much lower.
So we need to see how low that is because determining how to build on top of Bitcoin means knowing the availability and the value of block space.
Because if you don't have that, what are you going to do?
I don't know.
So we need to pay miners less.
We need to lower or remove that fake limit.
I just think there needs to be a free market for these things.
This is like, you know, what you'll hear just in your first 40 hours listening to Bitcoin podcasts is people talking about a free market.
The problem with any sort of price controls whatsoever is it inevitably creates market distortions.
And I think we're seeing this in block space right now where what's funny is if you continuously lower the price and there's no floor on it, people will use it probably significantly more.
and yeah i don't know i mean we're gonna see weird things we're gonna see things like miners like
you might even see fees go negative at some point where miners are paying people
to send bitcoin transactions but i don't get all funky and weird um but it's like carving
it's like you get like you some some people hash at a higher price exactly all right can you imagine
we see government subsidize block space or yeah it's like it's like i'm gonna turn it's uh the
difficulty see why so i turn off and i'll just pay or i'll just give you hash for free
that's kind of crazy you just miners just barely here have my cash for free maybe that's what it
is maybe it's like miners need are going to be exit liquidity in the form of hash and that's
where bid axers are stabilizing the grid bid axers universally are just giving their hash for free
right so it's uh they're stabilizing the grid it's like the uh it's like the retarded tax right
like you uh yeah it's the retard tax that's that's that's gonna make bitcoin more efficient
bitcoin that's why bitcoin is more efficient right they has a bitcoin has a retard tax
If you don't know what you're doing and you're going to pay higher costs, if you don't consolidate your UTXOs, you're going to pay a higher cost to the miners.
If you buy, you know, S9s and you're paying for electricity in San Francisco, well, that's free hash for the Bitcoin network.
Thank you for your donation.
Bitcoin has a retard tax.
And if you don't know what you're doing and you can't explain it on a pod, if you couldn't go on a Bitcoin podcast and explain what you're doing and all this money you just spent your wife's 401k money on, you might get lucky.
Just remember, Bitcoin has a retard tax.
The retard tax is consequences.
That's what it is.
And you see in the fiat world, retardation is subsidized.
every way possible.
So like you look at, for example, cigarette taxes.
You shouldn't pay taxes on cigarettes
because it funds and subsidizes retardation.
Those funds are taken.
A lot of times they do things like they pump it into schools.
So essentially with all that tax money is going
is creating this bureaucratic administration state
and was cigarette got us pronouns that's what it did the cigarette tax brought us pronouns in
schools limbs of tick tock all those videos is the result of cigarette taxes your your child
is transgendered because of cigarette taxes now that's why there were two genders before they
implemented those taxes this is why consequences
are important and why subsidizing retardation is stupid is uh um it's one of the beautiful
things about bitcoin if you don't know what you're if you're not listening to 40 hours of
bitcoin podcasts a week you're gonna just get absolutely wrecked and that's the way that things
should be kind of universally when you become a grown-up if you're not take doing what it takes
to be grown like people shouldn't be doing everything for you as a as an adult as grown up
like this is why so many people don't like the podcast in my opinion is because they don't want
to go through the actual work of doing it really well they don't want to go through the research
they don't want to go through you know dealing with all the doodads they don't want to um
they want they want to have an opinion they want to they want to sit on the fence and have an
opinion they want somebody else to do the podcast for them invite them on to listen them talk
but they don't actually want to be the ones doing all the heavy lifting because
they don't want to put in enough work to not suck and like this is where a lot of people are at
kind of universally this is where the grumpy camp i think is at right now
is they just don't want to put in the work to not suck and that did that we talk about
you know being able to afford taxes and what does that mean right it just means that paper bitcoin
is a lot like the rest of society right it's like you are paying taxes because you think that the
government knows it will take care of you like you think of like i buy these paper bitcoin stocks
these uts i i'm buying the the the feel good risk minimized compliant uh way that the government
will take care of me and i want the government to take care of my bitcoin for me that's what
you're saying you know and for some people that's fine and it's some circumstances that's fine in
some cases maybe that's even beneficial depends on your unique perspective but uh you know that
is what they're saying and with that is the tax and but the court but bitcoin the reason we use
bitcoin on chain is we know that that retard tax benefits uh it benefits the rest of the network
the people who listen to 40 hours per week the people use bitcoin the people who are putting
the most work and building on bitcoin we did lower uh uh you know block our block fees are low and we
consolidator utx us we are staying our ability to continue using layer one as bitcoin grows and
you it becomes a more uh high value chain uh the people who put in the most listen to the most
podcasts benefit from the retard tax and um in the in the fiat world it's the it's the other way
around the people who work the hardest do the best they are they have to pay the highest retard tax
but in on bitcoin your proof of work lowers your retard tax rate and that's and that's just the way
you should think about it when you think about how much of my 401k should i allocate into tamper
bitcoin versus how much should i allocate into cold story like i control my keys it's just where
are you on your confidence
about avoiding the
retard tax? Pure and simple.
The answer to that question
will answer how much paper Bitcoin you have
versus how much real Bitcoin
you have.
Absolutely. Yeah, it's just a matter of how
you want to see the world. If you want
your kindergarten, your children's kindergarten
teacher to tell your kid that they're trans
or non-binary, then you should buy paper Bitcoin.
Yeah, like the
stable coins are for HR departments.
Paper Bitcoin is for,
you know,
HR private,
you know,
investments.
Absolutely.
Paper Bitcoin is perfect for your wife.
There you go.
Your wife,
hold up paper Bitcoin.
If that's the only way you can get her to convert a Roth IRA into Bitcoin
is paper Bitcoin.
Paper Bitcoin is great for your wife's 401k.
So the Genius Act got packed.
Are you excited?
I feel like we were telegraphing this for a very long time.
Well, we actually read Mark Goodwin's extremely long articles,
and we've given feedback on that.
So part of the benefit of reading Mark's articles is knowing
the Genius Act was going to pass this week.
I actually have my wife read me his articles.
In effect, my wife has turned into a podcaster, my personal podcaster.
It's like you make your wife, instead of listening to Mark's book or your favorite Bitcoin book,
from Guy Swan's voice, I have it read to you in your wife's voice.
A lot of people get this wrong in relationships.
So they, there's so many Bitcoin adjacent people.
They get so horny listening to Michael Saylor talk.
They see the open mouth thumbnail.
They click on the video.
They're like, fuck.
Saylor's talking.
I'm so horny now.
You know, you shouldn't give a, like, if you're a heterosexual monogamous male,
dennis porter is an exception to this but michael saylor shouldn't be making you horny like the gay
fed shouldn't be making you horny your wife should be making you horny when your wife
when your wife kind of walks by the bedroom door in her lingerie uh and and you pretend like you
don't notice because you're listening to bitcoin university with matt cratter like that you
shouldn't be watching matt cratter in the dark you know when your wife is in lingerie in the bedroom
you shouldn't be that shouldn't be your life right like you shouldn't be listening to sailor
you shouldn't be listening to anybody honestly right but like that's just a few examples
um you should you should be you should have your wife read the content uh to you
absolutely yeah i mean like there's there's nothing sexier than uh
i think we banged like after every single mark goodwin article she's read me on the other side
of it man don't be when your wife has her book club meetups and they're uh they're watching btc
sessions tutorials and your wife's showing her friends in the neighborhood in the hoa
how to run their own node and they're watching btc sessions tutorials you you should be as the
husband of the house giving that presentation to your wife's book club friends you should be showing
them how to how you run your node for your wife so that they can and their husbands should be there
with them they should be learning how to run a node to you they shouldn't be watching btc sessions
tutorials you know why husbands are out working or golfing absolutely so what do you think is the
appropriate bitcoin only approach with uh the stable coin stuff should uh as bitcoin only people
should they be focusing on making sure that tether comes to bitcoin or should they be saying that
tether should only be used on tron and ethereum and base i think the first thing to know is that
you don't there's gonna be a lot of people demanding that you agree that the stable coins
are the cbdc um they're going to they're just they're going to know your opinion on stable coins
um and some people will you know make you admit hey this is actually better for it's
faster for it's better for bitcoin like this is going to lead to more bitcoin adoption actually
um you don't have to agree or like argue with any of that i mean um
well what we do know about cvdc's or at least what you should know right it's like if you ever read
one of those books where they talk about the antichrist like the antichrist doesn't come out
and say hello my name is senator antichrist and i'm here to give you a central bank digital currency
and a lot of people thought that about Elizabeth Warren
but I think that was kind of probably
you know more
of the kayfabe but
it's not going to come out and say it's a CBDC
so you don't have to
rush into saying you can wait and see
you can just wait and see you can chill
and you can avoid using it because like
nobody's going to come to you
and knock on your door and say please
you have to take this money
we're giving you
you have to work for
you're going to have to comply harder
to get access to it anyway.
So just wait and see And don listen I not listening Are they good for the economy Are they good for Bitcoin We see
I'm not listening to stablecoin podcasts, though.
I'm listening to Bitcoin podcasts, and I'm not wasting my energy on stablecoins right now.
Are there stablecoin podcasts?
I don't know.
So according to the Human Rights Foundation, Alex Gladstein, he was interacting on Twitter and he said that there were.
He said that there were stablecoin podcasts.
He was asking Grok about stablecoin podcasts.
I don't know why, but he found out that there were some.
If there was a guy that I would kind of peg to listen to stablecoin podcasts, it would definitely be Gladstein.
It would also be Samsung Mao.
I can see Adam back listening to the Stablecoin podcast.
Jesse Schrader.
For sure.
I mean, you know what?
I think that I can also see like Rod Hamilton listening to Stablecoin podcast.
And listen, I don't think that it is even the worst.
If you have a job where you have to be
Cognizant of the impact stablecoins
Are going to have on your job, on your industry
You should probably listen to some stablecoins
My advice to you though, especially Alex Gladstein
Honestly, is don't go on
Twitter and start
Bragging about
Like cool stuff you heard on stablecoin
Podcasts. I would just do it and
You know
People listen to my 40 hours per week, right?
Keep podcast talk
You know, Bitcoin podcast stuff about
Bitcoin podcast stuff
You think that as kind of like an ecosystem, we should have a don't ask, don't tell policy around listening to stablecoin podcasts?
I think coming on a Bitcoin podcast as a guest or being speakers at Bitcoin conferences, I think stablecoin enjoyers, you know, whatever, should be allowed there.
I think it's just exactly just don't ask, don't tell.
Don't tell you about stablecoins at the Bitcoin conference.
Don't wear tethered shirts to your Bitcoin podcasts.
And do whatever you want to do in your private life.
Like if you want to listen to stable coins and at home, uh, if you want your wife to read stable coin podcast, uh, stuff to you in the bedroom, fine.
That's your private life.
But, uh, you don't need to do a parade over it.
Right.
You don't have to have tether as the main, you know, float at your, uh, pizza day parade, you know, I'm big with pizza day.
It's sponsored by tether.
Okay.
Come on.
Like, just have a little respect for, you have a little respect for Maximus who just, you know, we maybe should agree to not throw some of the grumpiness and the demands for purity in their faces if they'll agree not to throw stable coin brids at our Bitcoin parties.
So in order to use Polymarket, you need to use stable coins.
or that he's like if you're gonna gamble do it with stable coins should you keep your
should you keep your polymarket gambles in the closet as well or can you be public about those
if you listen if you if you that if you made a lot of money predicting something on polymarket fine
but
I don't know
don't just
don't make it your personality
that you gamble on Polymarket
so I think we should
I haven't figured out
how to use Polymarket
because I don't think I've
maybe I've touched stable coins once
well you can't use it in the United States without
you have to use a VPN
it's pretty hard to use as a US citizen
I know
but I know
a ton that do um yeah no yeah you can it's just it's not something like you could just go do it
you wouldn't have to everybody knows that like all those guys in the sovereign bitcoiners group
they're gambling on polymarket but like um
so i'd like to see like the betting odds on
what Michael Saylor uses to buy pizza with next year.
Is it USDC?
Is it USDT?
Or is it the new, like, Banky Cartel version?
Or is it just U.S. dollars in a Boomer Bank account?
I don't know, man.
I think that the problem in a lot of people's lives is that they're trying too hard to make money on what the Treasury Department's going to do or what the Fed's going to do, what the president's going to say or what some celebrity is going to say on Pauly Market.
and instead of trying to predict the future of of their kids and like their community and trying to
like hey i ain't you know i bet that that property on that farm in my neighborhood is going to go up
in value people need to be do have to run poly markets on on e-cash like mints for their local
communities bet on the kids in their high school they're going to succeed in life like start thinking
about that way instead of gambling on politics that's what the that's what the boomers are doing
when they gamble their social security checks i agree there's a lot of better ways to i would
consider watching anime a better use of your time than gambling on polymarket but i i've i've enjoyed
as a voyeur looking at the betting odds uh i also enjoy hearing about people's story like you can
live you can miss out on a lot of stupid shit in life by living vicariously through other people
that are doing this stupid shit for themselves it's a yeah exactly exactly a voyeuristic uh
watching the degenerate uh stable coin parade play out even though it uh you don't want to
take part in it yeah you don't need to take part in it you can hear about how how lame it was from
them but i think we're gonna see we're gonna see a lot of purity tests around stable coins
We're going to see some pretty significant cultural battles because I think there's going to be purity tests around which stablecoin you use.
There will be purity tests around which chain you use it on and how you do it.
And I think we're going to see this wild shift in argument.
It is a renaissance of purity.
It seemed like purity tests had run dry, right?
Like, there's no more.
Everybody was failing the purity tests.
And it was, I mean, Plenover, he deactivated, right?
He rage quit.
It's like, hey, he threw every purity test he could at influencers.
And it didn't matter.
But now there's new ones and stable coins.
And their impact on charity tests is definitely going to, it's a great time to,
Be a test proctor, that's for sure.
It's going to be a fascinating thing to watch.
I think a lot of the Bitcoin ecosystem is going to side with Tether.
They're going to say Palo is a good Bitcoiner.
That's my prediction.
The shitcoiners are going to...
I'll probably admit.
You don't.
You know, they do a lot for Bitcoin, right?
They're giving back.
It's like the Palo Foundation, right?
Like, it's a...
They invest in Bitcoin miners.
They invest all throughout the community.
um so i think at least a you know circle talks about shit coins on twitter all the time
tether paula goes on and says bitcoin not crypto we're just the payment rails yeah
they get jim nakamoto to make documentaries about things but giving back to the community
they work with samson they're friends with samson dr adam back i mean they are you know
they're connected to society and everybody yeah everybody has good things to say about them i'm
excited ron i don't know how you couldn't be it's favorite bitcoin summer man the music's hottest
the music's hot the videos are hot the babes are hot i feel like we're this is like 1959 we're just
rolling into the 60s things are just picking up all the groundwork has been laid this is the
golden era of bitcoin podcasting folks we're we're just beginning it i tweet i tweeted some
things about peter mccormick uh today i said you know he's kind of a fat loser and he like i don't
what's up with his glasses have you seen his glasses yeah it's uh he's he's trying to look
more like an elder cypher punk i don know what he looks like but he if he could get some decent glasses he would look a lot a lot better But anyways I said some disparaging things about him
You know, one of the biggest ones being that he's British
and I still think he should be like the first inductee
into the Bitcoin Podcast Hall of Fame.
That's my opinion.
But I think he's just, he's laid the groundwork.
for it like the michael jordan of bitcoin podcasting hasn't come yet he he was like the uh
pistol pete marovitch or like you know one of these guys that came before jordan that really like
brought the nba into relevancy yeah he's the people listen to what bitcoin did for years right
and he had so many brilliant people on there to explain the lightning network how bitcoin's
working in politics how it works on chain how to use hardware wallets how to use it to launch your
macro podcast your career but how to sell books how to mine with iron um it's how we learn about
block fight it's how we learn about swan it's how we learn about river it's how we learn about
all these other podcasts it's it's it was really a our introduction into this world
uh every but we've listened to it and we're like every it's been years and it's like how does
how does peter not understand this by now like how many times do you have to be explained
how to use a multi-suit what and you still don't understand it like how are you still making these
mistakes are you still gambling uh and and so forth and we thought he didn't learn anything
we thought peter never learned anything but now he's retired his podcast to like become the
be pod like the elder podcaster of his local community he's like bringing in private defense
forces when the government won't is it is not paying the police to protect it's he's building
up the soccer program it's uh he's fixing this he's using bitcoin to fix this uh for for people
who you know british people are not that they're not that bright it's obvious that they're not going
to do it themselves they need they need bitcoin uh and he's doing it yeah i think it's important
it's it's important to make fun of peter mccormick and to call him out for being a weak british man
but at the same time i think it's important to really give him credit where credit is due
he educated the generation of bitcoin podcasters that will determine the future the guys that are
getting hired onto these paper bitcoin companies that the guys that are engaged in politics the
the premier podcasters of these of today have been educated by peter mccormick
he was he was many of these people's first podcasts that they ever listened to
and learned anything from and his legacy is has really been shaping the larger community
for better and for worse.
I think for the future that we're going into,
there's no place for people that go and interview
presidents of countries in Metallica shirts and slouch.
That's like one of the really negative things
that Peter McCormick did.
There's no room for that in this future.
That's plaid behavior.
yeah it is it's important to know that the
the engine of liquidity and growth uh in the u.s bidding for bitcoin and the these bitcoin treasury
companies that that entire you know system is going to be built on the framework um
of how Peter McCormick, you know, his influence.
It's Peter McCormick holding this all together.
The podcasters are holding it all together.
One of the things that I think is really important
is to make sure that for the future of podcasting
that everybody else in the world realizes
that the Americans are the smartest people
and that the British people are actually dumb.
There's been a psyop.
I think I've talked about this a while back on this podcast,
but there's been this sign-off of people thinking that British people are smart
because they narrate all these movies.
Every time you watch medieval anything, they always speak in British for some reason.
Did you watch that movie, The Last Duel?
No.
It's pretty good.
the guy that played Kylo Ren in Star Wars
I forgot what his name is he's in a bunch of shit
but he was in it he was one of the main characters
but the movie takes place
in France
and they all speak in British accents
I just watched
because I was listening to
Sly Goomba's podcast and they were talking about
Shogun on it
and the Bushido
of Bitcoin or maybe somebody
else is talking about it but that's how that came up i became interested in it again but
they're speaking portuguese in a british accent they export these british accents on the world
to think that british people are smart you like a british people they're not very smart they live
on a shitty island they're all grumpy they're all poor and they memes are illegal there
they're not they're not smart so we need to make sure that bitcoin podcasters speak
in america because america's the the epicenter of culture right now and this is why but this is why
i'm bullish because we're in the fourth turning and bitcoiners bitcoin podcast listeners we've
been ahead of this we've been talking about how we are in the fourth turning for five years now
We know part of the fourth turning and perhaps the biggest was the phase shift where people realize that when they're listening to a podcast or a narration or a news event be delivered to them by a British accent.
We're no longer impressed by it.
Now we know, all right, everything that comes out now is what we should not do.
We don't want to be like the British.
We don't want to be like the British Empire.
So whatever they're going to do, however they're going to approach it, we are going to take the other side.
And I think a lot of people listen to you, McCormick, and we're like, all right, now I know what not to do.
Now I can go to, you know, go and go splinter off and go in the right direction.
And that has been extremely valuable.
Everybody who's in charge of these paper Bitcoin companies, when the times get tough, where are they going to think or anything?
What would T. McCormick do?
all right i will do the opposite of that because that's not going to work that's for you that's
exactly what people expect right like i'm not going to do that um and that is you know i don't
i think that perspective is pretty goddamn bullish fuck yeah it is yeah there's there's there's a
there's two sides of it definitely where some people have learned not to repeat peter's
mistakes and other people
have it.
And I think one of the great things about American
culture is the attitude
and just importance
on non-compliance in this
country's history. Or, I wouldn't
even say country, but region.
This region's history.
And that's something, you know,
a lot of these
Europarians don't have.
They don't have that attitude
of non-compliance.
the other thing about the paper bitcoin summer it's a great example uh to contrast it with what
bitcoin did and peter mccormick is that a lot of people see they don't understand that like the
the rise in popularity the rise in value the rise in brand uh strength uh and the rise in signal
like the messaging like the in the popularity of it and the value of it just because you don't agree
with it uh what it's you know what you're hearing literally you know there's a reason that it's
so powerful there's a reason the price is high there's a reason for the the high valuation
and you should always look at it from a objective perspective and smoke a cigarette and consider
its impact well said yeah one of the things that peter needs to understand is uh people listen to
his podcast not because they thought he was smart or because he had a good guess but they they thought
he sounded smart because he had a british accent and that's just not that that's not going to fly
anymore in the world we're going in but yeah um i'm ready for the uh do you have any other uh
thoughts on on mccormick or stable coins or paper bitcoin summer cheese uh wrap this up before we go to the fountain boost or No I excited to go to the Fountain Boost I think we should go right now
We got some long ones, too.
Some people are writing us books this week.
Trevor Agora at Fountain.fm, 5000 Sats, says,
The Boomers are the spoiled generation that wasted their inherited wealth.
At least they made the greatest music.
until now generation x had the best child generation x fucking sucked at music imagine
comparing like uh bob dylan or like i've been getting into bob dylan but imagine
comparing like credence clearwater revival rolling stones or anything like that to um
nirvana yeah imagine like comparing the doors to uh you know pearl jam it's in it's insulting
unbelievable um generation x had the best childhood in the 70s and 80s but are the
first americans to be worse off financially than their parents uh well in recent history
not in total history of America.
Satoshi is the Gen X,
and they are the silent generation that will redistribute the wealth.
The millennials came of age during the Great Recession.
They never got a break and had the fewest children.
That's why they say, okay, boomer,
when boomers tell them not to complain.
The Zoomers will be the hard pioneers that create good times.
Interesting.
I'd say it.
I feel like his,
um,
his interpretation of,
uh,
how this plays out in the four turning,
which generations,
like they like,
he's one behind where I interpret it.
But if he's right,
then we have a lot longer before.
I don't think this is the,
he thinks the broccoli haircuts are going to save the world.
He thinks that the,
the feature is going to be built by broccoli haircut zoomers.
So I think maybe the argument that,
uh,
uh zoom or the broccoli hurricanes are going to use ai to like kind of leapfrog and take the
boomers money and rip out and just basically fleece the boomers for all their uh all their
bitcoins and all their tether honestly i i could see it if i could see the argument it's interesting
i have faith in the millennials i think the gen x millennials and zoomers can defeat the boomers
I think it's the millennials, they're just catching up to the user experience.
But with AI, I think that it's going to benefit the broccoli aircoats early.
But I think the millennials catch up and we're just smarter.
I think we've got more experience.
Thank you, Trevor Agora.
The next one, Cody.
He's our boy.
He's always interacting on Noster.
Love that app.
Not your tease, not your problem.
the song at the end is fire
so I think he is referring
to Hardest Money Ever
Printed which
there was the big hit
until we just had one I just dropped
on Friday
Paper Made Men
is a banger it's
kind of a dance track
it's hot
people are saying it is hot
but Hardest Money Ever
Printed is also pretty hot
I want to learn how to shuffle dance to your song.
Hell yeah.
If anybody knows how to shuffle dance, do a video to Rod's song.
Get that trending on TikTok.
Get paid for Bitcoin trending on TikTok.
Yeah, Cody, if you like that song, listen to the song at the outro of this song.
Or episode.
It's killers.
Number one on Wavelake right now.
and if you want to annoy some grumpy maxis you get it you get evidence that paper bitcoins
trending on tiktok that will all that their grump their grumps will will be heard around the world
somebody needs to get paper bitcoin summer trending on tiktok
oh man if they hear their kid like one of their fucking
And middle school daughters is singing paper Bitcoin songs at Sunday dinner.
Dude, they're going to go nuts.
They're going to crash out on Twitter.
What do you think would make them more upset?
Having their teenage daughter singing a Nicki Minaj song or singing a paper Bitcoin song?
That's a good question, man.
It's almost like I'd rather my daughter listen to Taylor Swift in her bedroom than paper made men.
I feel the same, actually.
i feel i feel like paper bitcoin music should be uh you shouldn't allow your child children to
listen to it until they're 18 yeah pro uh parental advisory should be going on this stuff
or or at least some supervision um
yeah thanks cody blizz uh 1010 cents says rip pleditor he killed his twitter account today
well that's old news pleditor is back baby i'm so stoked i was really sad when pleditor left
he's one of my favorite people on twitter one thing um that i learned during this whole pleditor
thing was that a lot of people noticed pleditor when he uh deactivated his account uh we got so
many dms boosts on found maybe we're getting stuff on nostr uh letting us know that tuttered
everybody wanted to be the first to let us know everyone would be the first to get the tip out to
the bugle that plunder had deactivated um and that's and that's you know that was great uh great
to see um we were i think that proved those to show that we were definitely first out there
reporting on
Plutter's importance
of keeping
policing the timeline
on most of our algorithms.
I think what he probably
realized is that there was nowhere that he could
hide from paper Bitcoin
because he went into Noster
and then all of a sudden Noster turned into
paper Bitcoin Noster.
And the paper Bitcoiners
are going to follow Plutter wherever he goes.
There's no
out for him.
Yeah, journalists like us and people, you know, like Lovka and Rob Hamilton, who it's, you know, they take pride in telling waking up in the morning and telling pleasure that they hope he has a nice day.
And pleasure cannot hide from from people who want to tell him to have a nice day or from journalists who want to know which scams he's calling out next.
because we want to report that.
And I think Paper Bitcoin Summer for Platter
would just be realizing we all want him around.
We miss you, Platter,
and we want you to be a part of Bitcoin Twitter.
You make Bitcoin Twitter what it is,
and we want you to come to conferences.
We want Platter's influence in this ecosystem.
So come back, man.
Otherwise, we will find you
because we want to know what you think.
about the latest fucking uh you know stipe bickory of clipston and swamp bolt we want to know yeah
think of it kind of like uh search and rescue if pletterter gets lost in the weeds uh there's a
team out there willing to to go retrieve him bring him back we won't we will not leave pletter behind
to get bitcoin derangement syndrome he got quoted he got quoted in something this week
was it a wall street journal it was like a big news publication he he shared he shared
a citation that he received by the BBC News Network back from late 2023.
Everybody was kind of hyped about the ETF, hyped about new regulatory clarity, hyped
about these different things.
The bankruptcy is coming to an NSBF, went to prison.
But Platter was calling out El Salvador and I of Ducale for not having proof of reserves.
And they're lying about their proof of reserves in El Salvador.
And DVC cited Platter, which Platter did not mention in his post.
But if you read it, he cited Platter as a crypto investor.
Why?
yeah I think the
important thing is
Flutter's invited to pay for Bitcoin
summer
I learned something really
interesting this week
that you could do if you're a media organization
is
if you
if the government
or an organization is not
responding with what their actual
Bitcoin holdings are
and there's question about it you can just say that the on-chain analytics support that they
actually have the funds you don't actually have to right all right prove that with on-chain
analytics but you can just say that and then the public population believes it
but yeah anyways thanks blizza for the boost uh next one pies are man if you haven't uh
It was on the Otis Bitmeyer, the Sound Coffee podcast.
Pies had an interview on that.
I think it's his first podcast interview.
If you haven't heard it, you have to go listen to it.
But Pies is back.
He's always considering dropping his 40 hours per week.
But, I mean, Pies, his calling is to be a Bitcoin podcast listener.
And Pies can't avoid his calling.
uh you gave us a thousand stats american black equals number one salute salute flex
is is a good podcast guest too i think he might be called to be a podcast guest who knows he might
turn into a podcaster himself someday but yeah being on the coffee podcast this week was uh
with otis bitmeyer that was epic first introduction first words uttered
hi i'm pies the retard absolutely pies i think would i would love to listen to uh you know on
the job podcast with pies like he's giving a bitcoin podcast while he's uh he's on the job
he's jacking him and i mean listen to but this the noise in the background is going to be a little
the user experience as a listener for pies podcast would probably be a little bit rough
in the beginning.
But, like all good things,
I think it would be worth it
if Pies had it on the job
where he just podcasted on the job.
This is my take.
Absolutely.
Whoa.
Whoa, excuse me.
Thank you, Pies.
Next boost, Turkey, 500 stats.
Appreciate it, Turkey.
I'll read the next.
Yeah, yeah.
Or do you want the long one
or do you want the short one?
I'll do a short one.
We got Luti.
I think that's how you say it.
500 sats.
Very interesting take on things.
I'll definitely be tuning in more often.
Thank you, Luti.
Did you listen again?
Or is this more, again, if that was how you found us?
Because that's one of the nicest first listeners,
the things anybody ever said.
So we keep coming in.
what ludy's bile bio says uh concrete family man anarchist that enjoys gardening history bitcoin
gym pattern recognizer crisis king trying to build a little homestead go hawk sounds like
pioneer to me that's a pioneer it sounds like an intellectual silk road resonator you know or bio
let us know ludy what your uh political pronouns are next week thank you for the boost thanks for
Listen it looks like the second to last boost is from ChillNow444SAT says Core Transformation Initiate Paper Bitcoin Summer of Worship Boomers Offering Your Offspring to Molag
Configuring Personal Evolution.
Saturn Retrograde Start.
Take full responsibility for your inner force.
L1T equals T1H.
dash moon dash sun grand thrine is this all astrology stuff this might be a little bit too
so so uh this is it looks like a uh a flavor if you will of what's called x xml so you got like
when apis when computers talk to each other uh they either send like json which is like javascript
notation or the 10 xml format and they put instructions or data into those formats this
looks like a a uh maybe like a non-kyc xml um and so the you have to read this for yourself
especially if you know code you know it's got its uh its structure its brackets um its arguments
in the uh bracketed strings so saturn and retrograde equals start you know so that's kind
of telling you where the program is supposed to start reading it so if you're a coder you
might be able to come translate this for us but it is instructions for a new um it's very high
level instruction for setting the divide in the context of the pugil verse i think that's what
they're trying to uh to to program there that's my interpretation it's a new moon should i copy
should i copy and paste this into my terminal and see what happens
definitely not definitely not do not open that especially in windows if you don't have good
if you don't have good software this is like you don't want to accidentally take too much dmt
and you don't want to download like this it's like it would be like a dmt experience for your
computer um and the user experience might be a little too far for you to figure out
if this thing runs locally.
Yeah, it definitely has the syntax of computer code.
It's very interesting.
I'm not reading it super specifically
because it would take me forever,
but yeah, go and read it.
The healing trinity invites your subconscious fear
of punishment to dissolve in the healing powers of water.
That seems to be a hint at Lake Satoshi to me.
Tell the feds you lost your keys in a boating accident.
you can also do that like satoshi conflict executed so it's like the end tag
uh complacency in the circular economy requires you to redefine generosity
execute reclamation and then a uh want to get somebody who knows uh who knows rust
to get on here and interpret this for us It redirects it got a link to a picture of like uh like a greek statue of a woman smoking a cigarette interesting it sounds it sounds it sounds like uh the the universe is
turning towards having uh thermodynamically sound karens again mom's he spoke like yeah
the archetype of a good mother like a mother who smoked cigarettes there's gonna be some
while they're smoking cigarettes at lake satoshi that's for sure i'm stoked for lake satoshi
hell yeah last one is uh btc on board good old faithful 300 sats thumbs up salute btc on board uh
i don't know if i mean he's definitely up there with pies as listening and posting the most
podcasts when it comes to our podcast kind of pies takes his uh his vacations from 40 hours per week
btc on board might be our top booster in terms of volume anyways so btc on board thank you
for being our potentially new top i have to audit that i'd love to meet you someday yeah
definitely the most consistent booster that we've had consistency adds up
hands up all right folks well i think that's all we got for today go read fundamentals book we'll
have a uh link to that in the show notes i'm excited about lake satoshi coming up here pretty
soon go check that out hope to see you there yeah uh fundamentals book bitcoin for institutions
uh that is one of the best books to talk about and to recommend at a paper bitcoin summer party
so if somebody's there they will probably like fundamentals book should probably recommend it to
them give them a chance to show a suit coin or how to use the zeus lighting wallet uh to get your pdf
copy or get the hard copy um perfect book for it may be the book for a penny for bitcoin summer
i can't take it of a better one i would absolutely agree and also before right after this you're
gonna hear rod palmer's song it's a banger go over to wave lake.com it's currently trendy number one
Go boost it there.
Go,
go,
go keep it.
Number one.
Let's try and keep this one.
Number one for all of paper.
Bitcoin summer.
This is a great song.
Anyways,
worthy,
worthy of the cause.
If you're listening to this Monday,
I'm going to be doing a music show tonight.
I'm doing those periodically.
Unfortunately,
zap.stream is down.
So it'll be on a Twitter and YouTube,
but,
uh,
we'll definitely be jamming out to paper made men on that one but anyways thank you everybody
for tuning into this show this is the bugle weekly the most thermodynamically sound podcast
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