Curry and the Keeper, May 21st, 2025, episode
134.
And hello, my queen.
With you, my dear, life is timeless love
and hearts that redeem.
Wow, is that AI?
Yes.
It is AI, also known as almighty intelligence.
Oh, yes, I know.
You've re-coined AI.
I'm re-branding AI to almighty intelligence.
Yes, yes.
I believe in that AI.
Everything else is below the standard.
Yes, yes.
Beautiful, babe.
Hello.
Hello, darling.
You know, I stepped into the studio.
Wait, let's cheers first before you berate me.
And cheers.
I'm drinking wine.
And I'm drinking water.
I am drinking.
This is from the vaudeville collection, which we
recently picked up.
This is a Caudelet de Beaucastel.
It is a Cauderon.
David Massarano is probably rolling his eyes if
he's listening to this.
He doesn't listen.
He only listens when he walks by and
Andrea's listening.
Appellation d'origine contrôlée.
It's been approved.
Okay.
It's approved.
It's good stuff.
Actually, I've been drinking this all week because,
you know, it's just me drinking.
So I have one glass a day.
I know.
You've like curved your...
I'm down.
This morning I was 195 pounds.
Wow.
What are you trying to get to?
194.9. So I walk into the Adams
studio.
And immediately...
I said, wow, you have a lot of
cups in here.
I go, so many cups.
I go, you know, I know what we
should do.
We should move a refrigerator and a coffee
maker in here because you're always in the
studio.
I think that's a great idea and a
bed.
Even better.
You could sleep with Phoebe.
I don't want you to sleep with Phoebe.
For those of you who are wondering what's
happening, when we got...
I don't know if it was when we
got together or at some point in our
relationship, I said, if you ever hear me
say, I'm starting a new company, you should
stop me.
Did I say that?
I don't remember that.
No.
No?
You don't remember that?
But I do remember the other companies where
they didn't come to fruition.
I remember that.
Well, one.
No, it was two.
Which ones?
It was...
The Castmaster Pro.
And then the other one, it was with
the crypto.
Oh.
Unico.
Yeah, that was not good.
There were two companies that spun out of
that.
This, however, this is Godcaster work and we
know what we're doing it for.
Yes.
And, I mean, I...
What was it that Rick Green said yesterday?
From Patriot Academy.
Yes.
When he said he feels he's in the
joy of...
For the pleasure.
Yes.
Say it again.
For God's pleasure.
He's doing things for God's pleasure.
That's exactly how it feels.
Yeah, I know.
And I take praise breaks.
This is a new thing Pastor Jimmy introduced
us to.
When something just comes together, I stop and
go, praise Jesus.
Thank you.
Oh, and it's been happening.
This has been a phenomenal week.
It's been a great week.
So, no matter what you say in your
usual snide tone against me on the Wednesday
evening podcast.
It's part of the show.
To put me down.
It's part of the show.
To put me in my place.
To reduce me from Adam Curry to...
Which is good.
Adam, there's so much stuff in here.
It's a mess.
It is.
It's a war zone.
And you've got to clean it up before
we have people over for dinner.
I'm embarrassed.
It's a war zone.
It is a working war zone.
I completely agree.
I concur.
Do you not see it?
Yeah, of course I see it.
But I'm doing stuff for God over here.
But God is telling me to tell you
to clean it up.
I heard something different.
I heard God say, Tina, clean it up.
But I...
Maybe I'm hearing a different God.
Let me in here.
I will clean this baby up.
I'm not even...
You see how messy my side of the
desk is.
I don't even...
I didn't even come over there.
I have wires that are not even connected
to anything.
And you know what the cool thing is?
When Felicia's house comes...
Here.
Look at this one.
Here.
What's this?
That's a wire.
It's not connected to anything.
Important wire for the future of the company.
When Felicia's house comes in here Monday, these
days...
She shakes her head.
I'm even...
No.
She comes in here.
She picks up things like that.
Cleans it and puts it down.
She picks up like this little memory card.
Picks it up.
Cleans.
Puts it right back down.
She's...
I'm not even touching your keyboard.
So I'm not touching that.
And she just cracks me up.
She's like picking things up, putting it down.
She's cleaning underneath things and then puts it
back down again.
She's the best.
She gets me.
She is the best.
Anyway, baby.
You're absolutely right.
It's happening soon.
We just had to get through this moment.
And thank you for this important moment in
time.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah.
All right.
Hello, everybody.
This is tough working conditions.
Hello, everybody.
It's episode 134 of Curry and the Keeper.
Thank you for listening.
Okay.
We'll see you next week.
Hey.
There's a lot of people.
I know.
A lot of people who are like, what
do you mean no one's listening?
I know.
They let us know.
I got a poem from Donna, which she
said I don't need to read.
I don't need to read on the air,
but I'm going to anyway.
Because it's funny.
But yes, I'm sick.
Yeah.
I'm at the tail end of sickness.
I have not seen you this sick in
a while.
Well, not since COVID, probably.
Well, no.
I was sick when we got home from
Italy.
Remember?
That was about six months ago.
But this is what happened.
We went and had one of those fancy
wine paired dinners at Vaudeville with the international
arms dealer and his beautiful wife.
And kind of a disappointing event for me.
I didn't like the table.
We didn't like the table.
You were not happy?
No.
And they knew.
But they were like, there's nothing we could
do.
He's apologetic.
And I'm like, I just, I don't know.
I didn't like that.
I think I actually heard you say, do
you know we have a podcast?
I think I did say that.
And he was like, please don't say anything
on the podcast.
Well, here I am.
And I said, I'm giving you a bad
Yelp review.
I know.
And you know, it was very interesting.
It's a very curated menu and it was
just, it was not my favorite.
It looked beautiful.
It's always beautiful.
The look was beautiful.
It just wasn't my favorite.
And so that was very rich.
And we had beautiful wines, which David picked
out, which was beautiful.
The wines, well, it was Dylan, really.
Dylan was doing the searching.
Yeah.
And he's a wonderful sommelier.
Yes.
He knows what he's doing.
So, but that was so rich for me.
So that was a lot of wine.
And so, of course, what happens to me,
2.30 in the morning, I'm awake because
I have too much sugar in my system
because I'm not used to eating like that.
But you're not Bill Gates-ing like he
used to.
No.
I got up and I laid on the
couch and I was listening to, I started
listening to this.
You said you were, I was listening to
scripture, I was listening to everything I could.
Here's the thing.
So I'm listening to this.
I don't know.
I just picked it out on YouTube.
We're going to read Ephesians to you.
So they start very gently, Ephesians, you know,
they're Ephesians one, they start reading and they
go, gold, buy gold.
I'm like, are you kidding me?
I have been investigating this, by the way,
this gold stuff is scandalous.
I'm just telling you that I'm just as
a teaser for people to know these gold
advertisements stay away from them.
They're scandalous.
Okay.
Thank you for that.
And by the way, can I say something?
Yes.
Gold.
Would you like gold for your IRA?
You're listening to God's word and they insert
advertisements.
I got annoyed.
What were you listening to?
I don't know.
They were, it was reading Ephesians to me,
you know, it just starts to read the
Bible.
Wait a minute.
What app was this?
I don't even know.
It was 2.30 in the morning.
I want to know what that was.
I picked it out.
That's annoying.
That's horrible.
It was awful.
Was it YouTube?
It was YouTube.
Yes.
There it is.
And I need to go to podcast or
to a fountain.
That's where I need to go.
There's a thought.
Yeah.
You know, 2.30 in the morning.
My head's not right.
I got sugar pulsating through my system.
I'm not happy.
I didn't get to sleep till about 4
.35 and then that Friday Annette and I
went to San Antonio.
Stop.
Friday morning.
What did your man say to you?
He said, I don't think you should go.
You're tired.
You're too tired.
And I said, no, we have an appointment.
I have to go.
And I said, you can cancel.
People cancel all the time.
I keep my commitments.
Even the people you hadn't.
And how good was that for you?
Well, it didn't turn out so well because
we spent all day together on Friday and
then we met up for dinner and we
went to dinner with Pastor Jimmy and Annette.
And then when I got home, I'm like,
I don't feel good.
No.
And then sure enough, boom, I got sick.
So a couple of things.
Sugar is not my friend.
I like sugar, but sugar is not my
friend.
Sugar is not your friend.
And two, after that meal at Vaudeville, I'd
rather eat a pizza.
When I thought about all the calories and
the stuff that I consumed, I'm like, I
would have been happier with a Pizza Hut
pizza.
So can I surmise from this conversation and
some conversations we've had over the past few
days?
Yes, please.
Surmise.
Surmise away.
Kara.
I didn't say go on.
I said, surmise away.
Is it possible that you're a little done
with the foodie adventure for the time being?
I think I am.
I am too.
I am.
I'm like, I'm done.
And we eat so relatively clean.
We do.
And simple.
And I'm just like, we need a break,
a little break.
As much as I like the wine pairings,
I'm also a little tired of it.
I'm just tired.
I'm just tired of it.
We just need a break.
We did too many too soon.
Yes.
Too many too soon.
Yes.
Yeah.
That was my body reacting.
Sorry.
My body actually went.
That's it.
We're done for a while.
No more foodie adventures.
Because we had just done the San Antonio
thing and it was too soon.
Too soon.
Okay.
Good.
So next time, we're going out for pizza
and burgers and french fries.
No.
Pizza.
We haven't done pizza in a long, long
time.
Not pizza hut pizza.
I just said that because you're not taking
me there on a date again.
That was awful.
Okay.
We do burgers all the time.
Well, June 16th because Monday.
What's June 16th?
June 16th.
Okay.
Great.
So Monday.
Oh, that's right.
Tina was so sick.
Well, wait.
Back up.
And she's like, okay, I'm backing up.
I didn't get to go to the meetup
because I was so sick.
Yeah, boy, you were really bummed about that.
I can't go to the meetup.
No, I love No Agenda Nation.
You know that I do.
I was all set to go.
And you were like, you're not going.
And we're not going on our anniversary dinner
because you can't even breathe on me.
Just stay away from me.
It was actually on my morning prayer walk.
I kid you not.
The voice of God or Holy Spirit, whoever
it is, said, put your foot down.
No to Monday.
And it was disappointing to hear because, you
know, I had a nice little anniversary overnight
in Austin planned.
You know most of it.
I mean, big surprise.
But I'm like, no, no, because we're going
to Nashville this weekend.
We leave Friday.
If you overtax yourself, it would really suck
if K-Love Weekend was a bummer because
you're not feeling well.
So look at the quality of the problem,
will you?
It's like, are we going for an anniversary
dinner?
No, because that's been rebooked for June 16th.
Now she remembers.
Oh, I remember, yes.
Because I said, we'll just rebook it.
When would you like to go?
And you went, you have to say when.
And I went, okay, June 16th.
I didn't say that.
I'm sorry.
I can replicate.
You have to say when.
Wasn't that it?
You know what?
You know, all I wanted, this is all
I wanted.
I just wanted you to just put a
little effort into it without having me to
decide everything.
And you decided nothing.
I didn't.
Because I said, you need to take care
of that.
I was just asking you when you were
free, girl.
That's all I asked.
I didn't ask you to book it or
rebook it or rebook Phoebe or rebook the
restaurant or rebook the hotel or rebook anything.
I just said, when are you free?
I was sick and I was upset that
we weren't going.
I'm sorry.
It was more like, what was it?
It was more like.
You had the worst vocal fry.
I know.
And Stephanie from the blonde squad goes, you
need to do an NPR opening with that
vocal fry.
I don't have a vocal fry that much
anymore.
It was really bad.
But I was upset.
I was upset that all of our plans
were canceled, but I understood.
That was much easier to reschedule than Nashville.
And I would have really been bummed if
we would have missed Nashville.
Again, look at the quality of the problem.
I know.
Okay.
So you didn't go to the Noah Jenner
meetup.
I did go to the Noah Jenner meetup.
And it was fabulous.
Yes, I know.
All of our favorite celebrities were there, including
Sir Brian with a lie.
He said he was orange from his spray
tan.
Is that true?
He looks more like Doug than ever.
It's unbelievable.
Now, of course, it's always lovely to see
him.
I know.
He's such a huge supporter.
He is.
I want to shake him, though.
I want to shake him like a rag
doll.
I mean, all of our favorites were there.
Rob the constitutional lawyer.
Sir Ducifer.
Dirty Jersey.
Dirty Jersey whore.
Oh, my God.
I forget.
You fell in love with the little baby
with the couple.
You were just gaga over this baby.
Jamie and Alyssa, and they came in from
Dallas.
Three kids.
Their son is, I think, three.
Their daughter, 18 months.
And their newborn, three weeks.
They drove from Dallas to come to the
meetup?
Well, they stayed overnight the night before.
Okay.
That's dedication.
But a young couple having kids, homeschooling.
I'm like, you're stealing my heart here.
This is amazing.
And the 18-month-old, she was so
cute.
She was sharing her little Mandarin pieces with
me.
She would smile, big smile at me.
You know, usually when I smile at kids.
You were eating her food?
Yeah.
Give me that food, kid.
Well, she shared it with me.
Usually when I smile at kids, they go,
huh?
Yeah.
They get a little bit freaked out by
me.
I know.
You just kept talking about that baby.
You were just like, you loved it.
It was just the whole family.
It was beautiful.
You were there a while, too, because I
texted you like, hello.
Yeah.
Tina's like, oh, sorry.
Text me when you're on your way so
I know you'll get home safe, which is
code for, are you coming home yet?
No, no, no.
I just wanted to make sure you were
okay.
You could have stayed until 9 o'clock.
I didn't care.
The problem was you weren't there to shepherd
me, so I stayed talking to everybody way
too long.
I talked to everybody at least twice.
Okay, good.
We had a barbecue, a value for value
barbecue.
Matt Long organized it with his lovely wife.
Gail?
Yes.
And so they had friends who had never
heard of No Agenda, said, come on out,
bring your barbecue stuff.
He does this barbecue stuff.
I said, we'll do it value for value.
You won't be disappointed.
And the guy went, okay.
And he said he was very happy with
the results.
Oh, good.
The whole thing was just fantastic.
You had a lovely time.
And Jenny who owns the, what's it?
The 1776 bar and the, is it the
full moon bed and breakfast?
Yeah.
She said she wants to have it quarterly
there.
No, every, every six months.
Yeah.
And then there was this like, and we
want to do a head bangers ball reunion.
What?
Okay.
What's that?
I don't know.
We're going to try and get some hair
bands in?
Get some hair bands.
They're bald bands now.
I'm sure they have no hair.
No hair.
I'm like, we'll talk about it, Jenny.
Hey, speaking of, have you seen a recent
picture of Sharon Osbourne?
Is she losing her hair?
No, she is real.
She's thinner than the last picture you saw.
That's because she's on the O-Train, man.
Yeah, she said she cannot gain weight now.
No.
And is she losing her eyesight?
Because that's next.
She looks like skeleton.
She looks really bad.
Anyway, but I'm sorry I missed it.
I really didn't.
And so I told Brian that I wasn't
going.
It was great.
Because you said in the morning, you better
text Brian, tell him that you're not going
to be there.
And so he goes, drink some orange juice.
I'm like, what?
That's a pure sugar.
The wrong thing to say to you.
Exactly.
But no, I was just surprised at how
long you were there.
Because usually you're not there that long.
No, I got it.
I got it.
But I didn't want you to come home.
I didn't have my handler.
I didn't want you to come home.
I'm just kidding, man.
Hey, man.
I didn't have my handler there.
I was freewheeling by myself.
Holly was there from church?
Yes.
I said, Holly?
Yeah.
Because everyone has a name tag on it.
I said, first of all, I didn't know
it was H-O-L-L-E-E.
Yeah.
And well, yeah, no, I heard you on
Pastor Jimmy's podcast.
I didn't know about Caring the Keeper.
But I couldn't find that on the Amazon
app.
I was like, what?
I know.
What?
Amazon app.
You got to upgrade to a real app.
They said, yeah.
And I started listening to No Agenda while
I'm doing the garden.
And I really like it.
And I heard about the meetup, which means
she listened to the whole show.
Because that's after three hours talking about the
meetups.
Yeah.
And she says, I'm really not someone who
goes out much.
But she said, I met some really interesting
people.
I said, yeah, I'll bet you did.
Yeah.
They're very colorful.
That's what makes the community so bright.
It was great.
You were missed.
Everyone was very sad.
There were a lot of people who just
actually were really, really sad.
And were very worried for you and had
all kinds of remedies and homeopathic ideas and
everything for you.
So anyway.
I'm on the mend.
Oh, you're definitely on the mend.
You're good to go, girl.
Yes.
But I wanted to go back to our
anniversary.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So even though we had to miss.
You didn't go to church.
I didn't go to church.
Same thing.
There I am.
It's not like, hey, Adam.
It's like, hey, where's Tina?
Where's Tina?
Everyone's like, where's Tina?
Where's Tina?
He said, I left her at home.
No, I said.
She's a germ bard.
She got the cooties, man.
She got the cooties.
She can't come.
She'll be spreading the cooties everywhere.
I'm spreading cooties.
You missed a good one because.
I listened to it.
How did the worship team sound?
I just listened to the sermon.
I didn't listen to the whole.
Brent discovered some things in the mixer, and
he just opened it up.
I'm sitting there like, wow.
Oh, so good.
It sounded so good.
Yeah, I was vibing on that.
Nice.
Yeah, it was really nice.
Hands in the air.
I'm going to miss two weeks in a
row because I'm going to miss Sunday, too.
That's right.
But I wanted to say about the anniversary
a couple of things.
I put together our Instagram post.
So if you want to see it, it's
on Instagram.
Which was great.
Tina's like this.
I keep hearing the song over and over.
And I said, it won't work.
The pictures are no good.
This doesn't sound right.
What is this?
Took you a long time.
Because I never do it.
You do it for a picture, for birthdays
and other things.
You are not happy.
I had to start over.
Anyway, a couple of things.
I realized as I was putting together, we
have so many beautiful wedding photos that are
not in our wedding album.
So many.
How did that happen?
The book couldn't be 500 pages.
I could.
Yeah, I just realized, wow, I missed that
photo.
The collage that you did, montage, was beautiful.
It was pretty.
Loved it.
And so the thing was that so many
people sent us messages from your family, my
sisters.
I don't think my daughter, Ellen, I think
Ellen wished us happy anniversary.
But I don't think Elise did.
Christina messaged me on Instagram.
And then even my friends, like my prayer
warrior friends, sent such beautiful messages.
And one of my friends said, you both
set such a great example for all of
us.
Who was this?
That was Dawn.
I guess Dawn doesn't listen to the show?
No.
Because otherwise she'd be like, I don't know
about the example you guys set.
No, she sees us.
She was at her bowel renewal last year.
Yes, she was.
And I just said, you know, that's all
God.
That's all God.
This is in the center of our marriage.
So even though it wasn't the celebration that
we had, he made me a nice dinner
with my cucumbers and my avocado.
I went all out, man.
You set the table.
I got the cloth napkins.
You did.
With little butterfly rings.
I lit the candles.
You lit the candles.
I had everything all set up.
I had little water glasses.
As much as I could do, because you
were just like, the same thing we always
had, Buffett.
A slave in 100 degree heat.
I am such an ogre, aren't I?
Correct.
And slaved over the grill outside.
I cut up your cucumbers and your avocado.
You slave in the heat because you got
a hoodie on while you're grilling.
In the middle of May.
And I'd hoped that you would have taken
a picture of it.
Like, oh, look what my husband did for
me.
But no.
None of that.
Not even a mention.
Like, oh, my husband tried to make things
right for our canceled.
No, none of that.
He's like, okay, all right.
A nice napkin.
You set the table.
Wow.
Want a medal?
You want a little star on your forehead
now all of a sudden?
I was appreciative.
Don't say it like that.
I was.
But I honestly didn't notice the napkins until
you mentioned them.
I was like, oh, yeah, those are the
good napkins.
Wow.
Hold on a second.
I think I recorded this.
Oh, no.
I think I recorded this when you were
sick.
No, this was after.
No.
Was it?
I knew you were going to do this.
I'm going to ride it all night long.
This is what I have to deal with.
This is what I'm working with here, people.
That was after Thursday night at Vaudeville.
That was after several glasses of wine.
That's probably where it started.
It was probably the beginning of it.
I'm keeping that.
I love that.
You're like, you cannot sing.
I cannot sing because I was coming back
from the doctor today and I was.
You can sing as long as you sing
with someone because you sing automatic harmony.
It sounds great.
Well.
If you sing with other people.
Singing by myself.
I was singing in my car.
We could put you in the worship team.
Oh, no.
I was singing in my car and I'm
singing.
I'm like, man, I sound terrible.
I am bad.
Bad.
At least I admit it.
But you know all the lyrics.
You know the lyrics to everything.
I do.
I'm always impressed by that.
I do.
Anyway.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
And then.
So that was Monday.
Monday.
Tuesday.
Last night we went to the Patriot Academy.
So you were better Tuesday.
Yes.
You were definitely better.
I had turned the corner.
Yes.
You had.
Thank God.
I just got a little like gunkiness, but
I'm good.
I don't feel nearly as bad as I
did on Saturday and Sunday and Monday.
So Patriot Academy.
If you've never heard of the Patriot Academy,
you have to go to patriotacademy.com.
They are educating the next generation of leaders
in our country outside of the political system.
And really our church family just jumps in
and helps them whenever they need it.
Oh.
Exactly.
The church ladies.
Church ladies.
The church ladies.
I mean you guys organized that event.
And this was a fundraiser.
I mean a small one for a select
group including our very own oil baron, Paul.
Yes.
Nice that he showed up.
I got Sheriff Ayala there through Mike McDonald.
That was very cool.
Yes.
All of a sudden there's the sheriff, there's
Lieutenant McDonald, there's two like detectives in plain
clothes.
And I'm like, it's pretty cool.
Well, Chris walks in.
You got juice, man.
You got juice.
Well, Mike McDonald.
Thank you, Mike.
Chris walks in.
I said, oh, because I saw Mike right
away.
And that's the first time I've seen him
in his full on uniform.
We usually see him in his workout clothes
helping in our house.
This is Mike, the former Kerrville cop with
anger management issues.
He's now the lieutenant and he has kicked
the sheriff's department into shape.
He has.
Big time.
He is working those guys like a dog.
He is training them.
Yes.
The SWAT team.
He looks good in his uniform too, don't
you think?
I'm like, you're handsome.
He looks happy.
He looks content and happy.
He's happy because now he's a happily married
man.
And you can just see this man, he
was slowly withering away.
He was.
Not being in service.
Yes.
He's a guy who just needs to be
in service.
Yes, I agree.
That's what he needs.
And he loves it so much.
I agree.
And they're cleaning up the county.
I know.
So I see this sheriff walk in.
I didn't recognize that it was Sheriff Ayala.
He's got a cowboy hat on and Mike's
behind him.
And he's also in full SWAT.
Yeah, full everything.
And I see Mike behind him.
So I go, oh, hey, thanks for coming
in.
I said, what's your name?
And he said, Chris Ayala.
I go, oh, yeah.
I voted for you.
He goes, thanks.
So I didn't recognize him because when I
saw him, he was debating the other candidates.
Well, he wasn't in uniform.
Yeah.
And so I was so pleased that I
was able to.
You nailed it.
I just connected with Mike.
And Mike was like, I want to know
what this is all about.
I do.
So I was so happy to hear that.
That was great.
Yeah.
So tell us a little bit about the
Patriot Academy and about the event since you
were one of the organizers.
Well, I was recruited to help by the
Sparkle Meister, my friend Debbie, my sweet friend
Debbie.
Debbie Sparkle Meister.
And Debbie and I worked really well together
on this and I managed.
Everybody had their own little pieces.
She oversaw everything.
You had a big text group texting all
week, all day.
Yeah.
And I managed the guest list and registration.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Who's the green bubble in the text group?
Because someone's a green bubble.
I saw a green bubble pop up.
I have to look.
Who is the green bubble?
I think when there's one green bubble, it's
all green bubbles.
It's all green bubble?
Oh, okay.
I believe so.
Do you want me to double check that?
No, it's not necessary.
The green bubble kind of contaminates the whole
water.
Yes.
That's exactly what I thought.
It's like the chemical that comes into the
blue water and turns it green.
That's pretty much me in every single text
group.
Yeah.
I'm the poisonous green.
Yes.
You turn it all green.
The poisonous green bubble.
Yes.
Okay.
So I just volunteered to help out with
certain things.
Like I said, I managed to help manage
the guest list.
I did the flowers.
I recommended the charcuterie table lady.
We invited people.
She's the same one who did our charcuterie
for the vow renewal.
Yes.
She does an amazing board, man.
I know.
And I'm sitting there.
I've only had breakfast.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
And I have to do the so-called
ask, which I was happy to do.
And I'm looking at this table, and I'm
hungry.
And then an international arms dealer says, here.
Actually, his wife says, here, have a little
glass of wine.
I'm like, okay, that's good.
You're looking at the table.
I'm looking at the table.
And so I had half a glass of
wine.
I'm like, I am so hungry.
I'm feeling weak.
And you look at me, no, do not
touch that.
Not until 5 o'clock.
You were like drooling.
I saw drool coming out.
People are jumping in line.
I'm like, now I had to wait another
10 minutes before.
Because everyone's like, the tongs were a bad
idea.
The tongs don't work.
They were like bamboo tongs.
I know, but you poured it.
I felt so bad for you.
But I wanted to wait for all the
guests to come.
I didn't want you to foul up the
table.
Because I'm no good.
You were ready to put on the feed
bag.
I was.
I was so hungry.
You were so hungry.
Anyway.
You're hawking up a load, baby.
I know I am.
Excuse me.
I'm really sorry, everybody.
But yeah, so no, I just helped out
where Debbie needed me to help out.
I was happy to.
You did the whole guest list and everything?
No, it was not.
I just managed it.
You had a spreadsheet of something.
I managed it.
I didn't do the whole guest list.
But I did the run of show.
I did the flowers and the charcuterie table
and invited people.
Run of show was pretty on time, too.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
I mean, it was all a team effort,
for sure.
But I worked really well with Debbie on
this.
And you know what?
I really liked it.
I liked working on the baby cat.
You love being an Indian.
You know what?
I thrive best.
Tell me what to do.
I don't need to lead.
I'm happy to be a supporting pillar.
It was hard afterwards to get you to
go.
Because like, I know I got to cover
up this honey dish.
And I'm like, no.
They're interns here.
You've got to go home with me now.
No, but I told Diana, the one who
did the table, I told her I would
grab all her serving pieces.
So I wasn't going to leave without those.
OK, all right.
So anyway, it was a good night.
And you talk about your ass.
So we were, you OK over there?
Yeah, I'm OK.
What did you drop?
Let me guess.
My snot rags.
Oh, no, it was your vape.
My vape.
Your snot rags are not that heavy.
But I asked you to do the ask.
So we had one friend of ours get
up and do her testimony about why she
supports this amazing organization.
And then I said, well, no, we basically
nominated you.
And I said, yeah, I will do it.
He'll do it.
He'll do anything.
And you're like, yeah, I'll do it.
No problem.
I got no problem asking for money.
Certainly for other people, easy.
For a good cause.
Because we like this organization.
And we support them.
And you got a really beautiful introduction from
Rick Green, who's one of the founders of
the Patriot Academy.
And then I did my ask, and I
thought it was pretty good.
I did it pretty much all from memory.
You went back to how we met.
I did.
Back at RMHC.
What, you want me to tell the whole
thing?
And how you loved my shoes.
I did.
And how we have this funny hobby that
we do together.
Yeah, looking at Form 990s to see what's
going on with this nonprofit.
Let's see if they're for real.
That's why you fell in love with me,
because you're like, she likes 990s like I
do.
She likes looking at stuff like that.
So it was good though, wasn't it?
It was great.
Thank you.
A lot of heavy hitters there.
Hopefully they'll support.
How could you not support?
And by the way, Pastor Jimmy opened with
prayer, which is just beautiful.
We got a great group of people out
here.
Fredericksburg is so awesome.
Thank you for choosing this as our home.
I know.
No, God chose it.
I didn't.
Thank you for listening.
No, I love how we're so integrated into
the community.
I just love that.
But I really enjoyed working with him.
And so now we're working on a big
fundraiser on August 2nd.
I love sitting next to the oil baron.
Oh, he was blown away too, wasn't he?
First of all, the fact that he came
was great.
And he leans out and he said, I
had no idea this existed.
I had no idea this was going on.
This is amazing.
That's what Mark Hall said too.
This is so good.
And they've been doing it for 20 years.
They've been doing these biblical citizenship classes.
What do they call the replica of the
Senate floor?
The building that we're in?
It's a replica of the Texas house.
Of the Texas house.
And a year ago, that wasn't even there.
It was a shed.
I was there.
It was a shed.
Yeah.
Literally, like a barn dominium with nothing in
it.
Yeah.
They built that.
They're working their tails off.
And then they built 40 tiny homes to
house the interns.
Yes.
And so they have a year-long program
where they basically teach them legislation and how
to legislate.
How to get a bill in the committee,
how to write a bill, how to argue
a bill, how to get it to the
floor, how to do it on the floor.
And he said a wonderful thing.
And he said, the reason that I'm doing
this is for our future, for our kids.
Amen.
My grandkids and their kids.
You have to think about that.
And he said, what was the saying that
he said?
Oh, something about a generation.
I can't remember.
I don't remember.
Anyway.
And he said that the reason that they're
doing this is because of God.
Because God is pleased.
He gave up a very lucrative life of
either being a lawyer or a legislator and
went from an 80-acre compound with all
their family on it to a 600-square
-foot tiny home on the Patriot Academy campus.
Yes.
He's an amazing guy.
And his kids, his kids, I'm like...
That was so nice that you complimented them
on their kids.
Well, no, I said, Rick, your kids, you
get no credit for that.
That's all Cara.
Yes.
But his kids, I'm like, did you never
steal a piece of candy?
You guys are so awesome.
You're just so polite and nice and helpful.
And oh...
Yeah.
I'm like, we should take our kids over
there.
Hey, look at this.
How come you're not like this?
Be like them.
No.
It's all my fault.
Of course.
But be like them.
No.
You have to have color in this world.
But it was lovely.
It was great.
And I'm very happy to be involved.
I'm super excited to be helping.
Yeah.
I'm happy that Debbie asked me to help
because it was a lot of fun.
It was really, really great.
Yeah.
It was fun.
And so then I just dove right back
into Godcaster stuff in my studio.
As you say, you're not always in the
studio, which is true.
I am.
I apologize.
I mean, I woke up this morning and
I thought you were getting the coffee ready.
And I'm like, where?
There was an emergency.
Yeah.
Yes.
But I just have to say, we were
putting together a very intricate deal with a
developer.
And it took us two weeks.
And it was just to protect everyone.
A deal like this is like a prenuptial
agreement kind of.
Of course.
And we put it together.
And we prayed.
The three of us prayed over it.
And then the developer got it.
And he said, well, I got to sit
on it.
And I'll get back to you tomorrow.
He's also a believer.
And then he said, yes, I can't wait
to get started.
And it was just like, praise God.
Babe, I'm supporting you 100%.
You need to move into your studio.
I will buy you the right pillow and
blanket.
I do not.
I will fill your fridge with snacks, baby.
I need to be sleeping next to you,
babe, which you've been kind of distant recently.
Well, because I didn't want you to get
sick.
And praise God.
Praise the ivermectin.
Yes.
Miracle drug.
I told Annette and Jimmy to start taking
it.
Yeah, I sailed through it, man.
I didn't get a sniffle or anything.
I think that's why it really didn't linger
for very long because I was taking the
ivermectin.
We know people who had this.
It took them a good week to get
over it.
Tiffany up in Austin, she had the sinus
thing for a month.
She was miserable.
That's horrible, man.
It's horrible.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'm going to my God shot.
I have a twofer.
A twofer, everybody.
It's time for Tina's God shot.
All righty.
I'm ready, twofer.
I'm not even sure how to launch into
this.
Might be a little discombobulated.
This has to do with seeing how much
God has healed me because of my reaction
to something.
So I have a friend, or I should
say had a friend, for 45 years.
45 years.
I met her when I was 17.
And in the last year, I don't know
what's going on.
I know she moved from Illinois to Colorado.
And last time I heard from her was
November.
We didn't send Christmas messages.
We didn't send Happy New Year, Thanksgiving, Happy
Mother's Day, nothing.
And so I was very aware of this
void that was there.
And I didn't understand what was happening.
And I remember I asked a couple of
friends, like, you know, part of me is
kind of hurt.
Like, should I even acknowledge her on her
birthday?
Because I was kind of hurt that she
just basically pushed me aside.
So on her birthday, I did what God
told me to do and to lead with
love.
And I sent her a happy birthday message.
And I sent her some scripture too.
And I said, I hope that God's blessing
is abundant in your family.
And so I never heard from her.
She never acknowledged it.
She never said a word.
So to me, that was the sign.
Yeah, that the friendship, I guess, is over.
And so God led me to two scriptures.
And the first one is, and I just
finished Ecclesiastes.
And this was Ecclesiastes 11, verse 5.
And it says, as you do not know
the path of the wind or how the
body is formed in a mother's womb, so
you cannot understand the work of God, the
maker of all things.
So that led me to one thought, which
was God closed this door for a reason.
I don't know why, but I'm just going
to trust him that for whatever reason.
Right now it's closed.
I don't know if it's going to reopen,
but right now it's closed.
And my second thought was that something must
be going on with her.
And I hope that she's OK.
So those were my first two thoughts.
And then I'm just going to go to
another Mark 12, verse 10.
And this was, haven't you read this passage
of scripture?
This is Jesus talking.
The stone the builders rejected has become the
cornerstone.
The Lord has done this, and it is
marvelous in our eyes.
And I thought, Jesus is our cornerstone.
So we have to lean into him.
So I know this is discombobulated, so just
bear with me.
So enduring this rejection and how God transformed
me with this friend, the two initial thoughts
was God had closed this door for a
reason, and something must be going on, and
she's OK.
So even though I experienced the sadness because
I didn't know the answer, God made me
see this rejection from a different perspective, which
shows how much he has healed me, which
is it's his plan.
And I have to lean into Jesus as
my cornerstone.
And so I wasn't remorselessly sad over it.
I just hoped that she was OK, and
I put my trust in God, like there's
a reason for this.
And I don't know the reason, but you
know what, I trust you.
And even though you closed this door for
now, and who knows, it may open, it
may not, and I'm just going to cherish
the 45 years of friendship that I had
with her, and I'm going to be OK
with it because I'm OK with what God
has planned for this.
And so to me, I was like, wow,
I am experiencing this.
Because this would have been huge for your
rejection trauma.
Well, it's total rejection, and I didn't view
it that way.
I didn't view it that I was being
rejected.
I viewed it that this is God's plan,
and gosh, I still love her, and I
hope she's OK.
People can't see it, but when you talk,
you're smiling when you say these things.
It's beautiful.
So on the same day my God shot,
what popped up for me was Proverbs 3,
5-6.
It's right there for you.
Trust in the Lord with all your heart.
Lean not on your own understandings and all
of your ways.
Acknowledge him, and he shall direct your path.
Yes.
That's so true.
I know.
But the really profound thing, not but, but
and, the really profound thing is we've all
experienced rejection in our life, and we've all
been so hurt by it, but when you
put your faith and your trust and your
love in God and let him pour your
wisdom and your knowledge, you react differently to
it.
And I think that along with my work
with Tommy Hayes, I think those two things
have just, so much healing took place, and
it was so visible with this interaction, or
this lack of interaction, I should say.
I wish that everybody in the world could
have this feeling.
That's my hope.
That's why I'm talking about the guide shot,
so that they can think about that and
how it really helps you.
And I had a couple other things happen.
I had, oh my gosh, somebody was very
upset with somebody else, and they were judging
this person left and right, and I was
not partaking in it.
I was not going to do it, and
I didn't.
I did not.
And I tried to gently minister to this
person to calm her down, and I think
that it's like I'm carving a sculpture and
one little piece at a time.
The Great Commission, baby.
One carving at a time.
It's all good.
I don't know.
I am sad that I recognize how powerful
and blessed I am that God is in
my life at such a late age.
I wish I would have known this.
No, this was all for a reason.
I know.
This is all for a reason.
I know.
Because God's like, and I'm going to save
you, and then you're going to do a
podcast about me.
Oh, yes.
Yes, that's exactly what he does.
That's exactly what he does.
That's why we're so active, babe.
Yes.
We're in our 60s.
We're active.
We're working for Jesus.
Working for Jesus.
Gotta love it.
Now it's time to hear from the Cork
Soakers.
And quite a lot of Cork Soakers there
are tonight.
I know.
We got to hear from those Cork Soakers
now.
Now it's time to hear from the Cork
Soakers.
So, you know, the only thing I'm ever
looking for is just the number of people
to send us some value.
And by the way, I went to the
P.O. Box.
Crickets.
Oh.
You know, like American Express offers for podcasting
next.
I know.
It's like, no, no.
We have 20 people who support us.
Wow.
20.
I got a lot of messages like, I'm
listening.
I'm listening.
Don't stop the show.
Well, a lot of people really, really jumped
up and went like, oh, we got to
tell them that we listen.
I appreciate it.
Kicking it off with Marco Frisson.
I know.
Sam and Yay Marco through the PayPal, $100.
Thank you, Marco.
Happy 10th anniversary, lovebirds.
I'm afraid to say, but this is my
second Sam and Yay level.
Please don't send anything from the U.S.
to Europe.
He costs him money.
I'm still very happy with my first set
of glasses.
Hugs for Phoebe from Marco.
Well, thank you, Marco.
Thank you, Marco.
That's very, very kind.
Yeah, we won't send you anything.
But next time we're in Europe, we may
have to send something off locally.
Yes.
And then $100 from Dave Jackson.
DaveJacksonSchoolOfPodcasting.com.
Do you remember Dave?
Yes, of course.
We met him at the Spark Media Conference.
Yes, yeah.
Thank you, brother.
That is so sweet of you.
Thank you, Dave.
That's so sweet that you did that.
Then a palindrome, $52.25, 5-2-2
-5 from Cole Dyle.
And Cole says, in the evening.
Oops.
In the evening.
My wife and I recently got married at
the beginning of May.
Congratulations.
5-2-25.
I like the number sequence.
We are going on our honeymoon next week,
and we could use your help.
We would like to purchase some wine to
age and enjoy throughout the years.
Would you be willing to give us a
few recommendations?
Well, no, we cannot give you recommendations, Cole.
But luckily, we have an entire Vineyard Nation
with some very expert salmonellas.
I would say the person to give that
recommendation would be our OG salmonella, Michael Anastasio.
Yes.
So hopefully we'll have an answer for you
on the show next week.
Well, I mean, in terms of aging well,
I would definitely go with reds.
For sure.
A Pinot Noir, a Caber, a Cop Front.
You're just making it up.
What?
I know that I like them.
I couldn't tell you what brand.
You don't know if it ages well.
Yes, a Latour.
That'll age very well over the years.
Whatever, dude.
I'm good with a Latour.
Thanks, Cole.
Happy wedding.
Congratulations.
Many blessings for many, many happy years.
Yes.
3333 from Ashley Slater.
Ashley Slater.
Rocking it right in.
She says, I heard your message loud and
clear on your episode from May 14th.
Since I stopped listening to all mainstream political
podcasts, once Trump was elected, I need Curry
and the Keepers.
I receive a lot of value in listening
to your lighthearted, anti-stress, love-filled, Jesus
-loving podcast.
We are still listening.
Just wanted you to know.
Blessings from Ashley.
Now, Ashley and I, we have become good
friends.
You guys are Texan.
We're primal body buddies.
We're primal bod buddies.
You are Texan all day long.
We are.
We support each other.
We, you know, she's got her walking vest.
I got my walking vest.
We support each other a lot.
So I so appreciate that God brought her
into my life.
Thank you, Ashley.
I love you.
And then $25.33 from Katie Trimble.
Katie is a salmoneer.
Woohoo!
But does Katie want to be a salmoneer?
Yes, she does.
She said, I'm a salmoneer already.
Get over it.
Well, do we need to bring her into
the salmoneer then?
Yes, we do.
You want to do it at the end?
Well, I mean, why don't we do it
right now?
Because, yes, I think that we should.
We have Decoy Cabernet, Brie and Berries, Pate
and Pecorino.
We've got Heath's Blanc de Bonc, a 24
-ounce Ribeye, Filet Mignon smothered with Kerrygold butter.
We've got a Cobb Frank.
Keep your corks soaked and your hearts full
of love because, Katie Trimble, you now join
that very exclusive group of salmoneers of Vineyard
Nation.
You will forever go down in history as
someone who has stepped up to the plate
and knows what's going on when it comes
to wine.
Or at least you have the title to
say so because we are making you the
fifth or sixth official salmoneer of Vineyard Nation.
Congratulations, and thank you so much for your
contributions.
Thank you, Katie.
I can't find her original email.
I thought I filed it.
I can't find it.
Where she said, I'm a salmoneer.
Katie Trimble, salmoneer.
Thank you.
I got her address, though.
She lives in Franklin, Tennessee.
I was just there.
No way.
Way.
Okay, I'm putting Katie Trimble right there on
the credits as an official salmoneer.
Yeah.
Onward to Catherine Morton.
Yeah, I think Catherine Morton donated before, I
think.
I don't recall.
She has a message.
Just in case.
You've been decanted.
Yes, I have the message.
I'm listening.
I enjoy the show.
So please stick with it.
I especially love the God shot and question
of the day.
Blessings from Catherine Morton.
Thank you, Catherine.
You've been decanted, Catherine.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
And there we go.
With a mini striper boost, 77-77.
Sir Brian with an I.
It's about him, obviously.
Of course.
So there was a meetup this weekend which
had been marketed as a curry in the
keep up.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
However, Adam ran into some technical difficulty as
his supposed AI wife had come down with
a glitch.
And also my AI girlfriend couldn't make it
either.
So we just had a lot of dude
time and talked about dude stuff and did
dude things.
In the evening, y'all.
In the evening.
Not one of his better ones.
This is why I call him Sir Brian
with a lie.
He's full of it.
And there is another 77-77 coming in
from Cottonwood.
A striper boost, the OG Sam and Ye.
Oh, Michael?
Yes.
Congratulations on the new car, Tina.
Oh, thanks.
Hey, there's a custom in the New York,
New Jersey area to toss coins into a
friend or family's new car.
Please consider these sats as me electronically carrying
out that tradition.
Oh, thank you, Michael.
I did not know about that.
That's really cool.
I appreciate that.
We got $7 in the PayPal from Michael
Hall.
No, no.
But thank you very much.
We appreciate that.
Todd from Northern Virginia comes in with 5
,000 sats, boosting directly from the podcast index
and says, long time, no boost.
Cheers.
Thank you.
As always, Comics for Blogger boosting in from
Fountain, 4,851 sats.
Howdy, Lovebirds, Tina and Adam.
This time, I'd like to recommend a podcast
that you can find by searching for the
following in any podcast app.
Podcasting 2.0. It's my favorite podcast that
Adam makes.
Better than the one-sidedly pro-Russia no
agenda.
Better than two alcoholic keeper podcasts.
This one, because Tina must stop alcoholizing.
In Podcasting 2.0, Dave A.
Jones and Adam talk new podcasting features, but
also crypto and podcasting industry news.
All kinds of stuff.
I like Dave's techie talks bigly.
Yo, CSB.
Wow.
Thank you, CSB.
That's a nice little promo.
Pastor Combsie lets us know that he's still
listening with a smiley face and a prayer
hands emoji with 4,760 sats from Fountain.
Thank you, Pastor Combsie.
We know you're listening.
Let's see.
Gene Everett, 3,333 sats with a lightning
boost.
Thank you, Gene.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for listening.
Boober.
Boober comes in 2,720.
Looking forward to hearing next week's version of
Curry and Turbo.
Yes.
Thanks for the laughs.
KTLD, Robert Ludwig.
P.S. Not just Brian with an eye
listening.
Well, that's good to know.
Did you get Mary Lou Schwarzer?
Did I miss her?
I may have inadvertently.
$20?
I did.
I'm sorry.
Mary Schwarzer.
Yes.
Good thing I'm looking.
Mary Lou, good thing I'm watching.
Did you have a note from her?
No, there's no note.
I think she's a new.
I'm sorry.
Yes, $20.
She's also new, I believe.
Thank you, Mary Lou.
Sorry about that.
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
My mistake.
Thank you for catching that.
Gene Everett.
You just did Gene Everett.
He has a second one.
1,000 sats.
Mini boost.
777 from Salty Crayon.
Turbo, Gina.
Vroom.
Turbo sounds.
Yes.
So when I turn down our street, I
gun it.
So here's what's so funny.
So we're on the way to the Patriot
Academy, and Tina has all these vases in
the back with water and flour.
And she spent at least 10 minutes locking
them in, tying it down, putting T-shirts
underneath so nothing would spill.
And it's like, OK, so just make sure
that the water doesn't slosh out.
And then literally goes down the street and
says, when I'm in the street, I like
to gun it.
And I said, dude, you got water in
the back.
You forgot about it, didn't you?
Didn't you feel kind of foolish?
That was an Adam thing.
I would have done that.
I gun it all the time.
There's water in the back.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway.
Although you did, when we go to the
airport on Friday, you go, let's take your
car, go, uh-uh.
She's too new.
She's not ready to be followed.
She needs her first scratch.
No, she doesn't.
Your car doesn't have a scratch.
And finally, 777 from Salty Crayon.
Coming in from Podcast Guru.
In the evening, I heard you mention BoosterGrams
or Loa.
Don't be like me and have Albie Hub
lock out your node.
OK.
It's all right.
I have a couple that you, Jonathan Studer.
I did not see Jonathan Studer.
One, two, three, four on May 15th.
Wait.
Was that last week?
No, it was last Thursday.
One, two, three, four sets.
Uh-huh.
No, no, no.
Dollars.
PayPal.
Jonathan Studer.
I don't have a note.
I don't have him here.
Did I miss him?
Yes.
Oh, there he is.
I missed him.
Oh, my gosh.
What is going on?
Well, he and Mary.
Mary?
Mary Lou.
When I scrolled the spreadsheet, they're right under
each other.
They popped past my screen.
So, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Jonathan Studer.
Is Jonathan new?
I don't remember Jonathan.
I think Jonathan is new.
And he needs to be decanted.
Oh, welcome.
You've been decanted.
Yes.
A nice sequence.
One, two, three, four.
$12.34. Thank you.
Thank you.
And did you get Timothy Emery for $5?
Oh.
Sorry, Vineyard Nation.
I don't see Timothy Emery.
I don't see him.
May 14th.
No, that was last week.
That was last week.
Okay, hold on.
Let me double check just in case.
We got.
I mean, hey, stop sending so many donations.
I can't track it.
Michael Hall.
You got Michael Hall?
Yeah, we got Michael Hall.
Okay.
We got Michael Hall.
We got Mary Lou.
Yep.
Got them all.
Yes.
Michael Hall at seven.
Yes.
I think we got everybody.
School podcasting.
Yeah, that's Dave Jackson.
I just want to say a couple things.
Okay.
Holly Glaser, when she's a listener, and so
she, did you read the email or the
newsletter?
I did.
Okay.
I did.
Nice picture of us from the wedding.
Beautiful.
Another beautiful picture.
I don't think that one's in the wedding
book either.
It is not.
I know.
And it's so good.
So she just sent me one line.
You're the best, Tina.
I go, you made my day.
Thank you.
So sweet.
And then Donna, Donna Crawford, who is, she's
become a friend and she is, she has
sent us so many wonderful books.
Wonderful books.
So she said, a lame, silly, not AI
poem for you both.
Oh, okay.
You were copied on this.
Not AI.
Oh.
And so she said, you don't need to
read it on the show.
I said, yes, I do.
Yes, you do.
For Curry and his keeper, a momentous day
to celebrate yet another year using a bottle
from their OG salmon, yay.
But Tina started to feel so drear, drear,
a meet up, a meet, meet up, messed
up, plans not dressed up, Curry unkempt and
Tina's dream undreamt.
So now I wish you both good health
and that you both be forever blessed, that
your Bitcoin brings you endless wealth and for
you to have sublime, make good fest.
Aw.
Happy anniversary to you two.
Aw, that's beautiful.
I thought that was sweet too.
No, it's very nice.
Yes.
But that was AI.
It's- No, she said it was not.
Almighty intelligence.
Oh, almighty intelligence.
Almighty intelligence.
That's the name of the show.
It comes from above.
Oh, yes.
Almighty intelligence.
Finally, I've been looking for a title.
You can put in parentheses, AI.
And then Steve Doo just sent a really
quick email, happy, happy anniversary you two.
Sorry, it's a belated wish.
May the Lord continue to bless you and
grow your ministry.
Thank you.
Oh, we have a ministry.
That's right.
This podcast is now officially a ministry.
It's a vineyard ministry.
Thank you all very much.
Thank you, everybody.
That was really, really special.
Go to curryandthekeeper.com.
I guess we'll be here next week.
We will.
Go to curryandthekeeper.com.
Read all about us.
Subscribe to the newsletter.
Look at the Abbots page.
And next week, I believe, we'll have the
new fountain set up.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
We have to get a Stripe account.
Okay.
So.
Okay.
I guess I'll work on all that in
my spare time in between serving the Lord.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
That was really nice.
It's nice to feel appreciated.
Especially the 20 people.
That is really cool.
That means so much to us.
We appreciate you all.
You know what it's time for?
The question of the week.
That's right.
Gina's got the question all geared up so
she knows her answer in time to make
me look like a fool.
The question of the week.
Hey.
Question of the week.
Here we go.
Easy one.
In all true transparency here.
I'm sitting here.
I'm like, okay.
Oh my gosh.
I forgot to come up with the question
of the week.
Oh my gosh.
You just made this up while I was
doing the donations.
Yep.
Pretty good because you still track the ones
I missed.
You are a multi-talented woman.
I'm telling you.
I got skills.
You do.
Skills that pay the bills, baby.
This is an easy one.
What's your favorite snack?
Like of all the snacks you could have,
what is your favorite snack?
Like a snack snack?
Not a dessert?
Just a snack?
Just whatever you could.
Like I want a snack.
Like what would you like?
Gouda cheese.
Gouda cheese?
And if I'm totally honest.
With yogurt.
I haven't done it in a long time.
You get some plain yogurt.
You put sugar in there.
And then you put little blocks of gouda
cheese in it.
Don't condemn me, people.
That's weird.
It's the most awesome snack in the world.
Particularly at night.
You're like, I'm peckish.
I need something.
Plain yogurt, sugar.
Make it nice and sweet.
And then cut up little cubes.
Tiny little bits of gouda cheese.
The soft, young gouda cheese.
Put it in there.
Is anyone else, are you yawning?
I'm sorry.
Is there anyone else in Vineyard Nation who
does this?
Well, wait.
Why do you buy plain yogurt and add
sugar?
Why don't you just buy yogurt that has
sugar?
No, because I like to dosage myself.
I don't know.
Okay.
But I haven't had that in a long
time.
I remember the first time you saw me
do that.
You were like, okay, I have to leave
this guy.
It's right up there with the mayonnaise on
the broccoli.
That's a weird thing.
That's not a weird thing.
I've never.
seen anybody put.
Only you Dutch people.
You're not even Dutch.
No, no, no.
That's a curry thing.
That's a curry thing?
That's a curry thing.
Yeah.
That's not a Dutch thing.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Maybe that's how my mom got it.
Because we ate broccoli as kids.
Maybe that's how my mom got us.
Here, put some mayonnaise on it.
Okay, mom.
That's so weird.
Because we ate broccoli as kids.
Maybe this is a condiment.
Not a salad dressing.
I guess it could be used as a
salad dressing.
The broccoli is not a salad.
Well, it's a green.
It's a green.
People chop it up and put it in.
Yeah.
You know what?
You're just not as elite as Indiana.
Indiana doesn't have that.
I'm making you cough.
No.
What's your favorite snack?
We had canned corn in Indiana and canned
green beans.
What's your favorite snack, Tina Marie?
You know, I like savory, but if I
had to really, if there was one thing
that I could have and just sit down
in front of the television, just snack away,
it would be dark chocolate sea salt caramel.
caramels from Trader Joe's.
And Tresa knows exactly what I'm talking about.
From Trader Joe's.
Because Tresa and I would buy a bucket
of them and we'd sit on the floor
of my apartment and we would just eat
them.
This is back when you were in Chicago?
No, no, no.
This is when I lived in Austin.
This was before I knew you.
And so she cracked a tooth on one
of them and she had to stop eating
them.
But you still like the dark chocolate sea
salt caramel.
But you mean the fake stuff that they
buy you?
Hello, that's lint?
And you see the guy in the back
with the chef's hat?
From the dryer.
Not from the chocolate.
Okay.
Okay, everybody.
I like the men at Lint.
Hey, baby, I'll see you next week.
And thank you, everybody, for listening.
We love you.
And I love you, Adam.
And I love you, Keena Marie Curry.
See you next year for another anniversary.
I'll be here.
I'll be here, too.
Bye, everybody.
Bye.