And she can keep in
all that you need Karianna
Yeah. Gorilla keeper for June
Hello my
okay. Well Hello my love Sir
lunch occasionally. Whatever,
well aware there's no curry in
thought maybe we should do a
that? Hey, yeah, let's do
are key. All right. Well, how do
you know, you steal the
Tina filling the donut or
trying to that was my idea as
go ahead and hit it.
Why if a guy ever
you feel the donut?
Can I fill the
it's like carrying
you got to say hello. No, no, no
keeper for August 30 2023.
boom we just fill in the dome.
Hello
my cute was tested.
you can do Wait wait wait. is
Episode 54. Can you remember
30 2023 episodes that people
keyboard ready to go. There we
is the key for for
54. You
blew over the donor.
weren't getting fit in the hole?
Oh, well, I have any
It's gonna be so
lot of effort into something
Yes. That's how it goes. I see.
What I did not bring the wine
probably need to get back being
I like sharing. And
than anything is when we laugh
lot. And this is just another
a day without
as far as I'm concerned. Yeah,
that? No, but, but I remembered
What else you got on
Dog while I was a
I burnt my hair.
I actually spit in
usually she's
she slowest dog ever. You're
Shoot him shoot
what I was being very careful. I
This guy is throwing rocks at
going to do.
We had retarded
One minor note for
And of course, I love them both
are both cork soakers I don't
the lid up. Oh.
Yeah, here, Brian. I
think it was Julie.
Oh, Julie, I got
that. You know, we've
talked about it.
know. They should know. they've
Peggy knows Peggy's
up.
Peggy definitely.
down.
We talked about that
somebody left lit up and I think
it in the show notes. And
notes before she listens in the
nervous. I see that in the show
the bathroom not flush the
I love the trauma
myself. I have an 800 credit
woman with a single idea
it's very fun and
me on our third date. The room
doubt if we all put
never an argument about mustard.
it's a podcast so if i snot
don't have to motion to me like
because I know it. But no one
Do you have a
you Oh So you get a visual
so I'm like reading
like, you got a little bit of a
food. I know. This is in we're
don't even like
I'm looking at it
mouth.
You want to have one
Teresa is one of my
friends for 35 years we met when
you know you were
Trouble you're good. No, you
so I'm listening cork So Chris,
at this table they're talking
those guys? We convinced we're
making up all these horrible
men are worried about. Believe
out fake phone numbers probably
Yeah, we had we had
yes, I love Teresa.
She's
like my sister. And
I got really tired
couldn't. Teresa was in my spot.
from Gerard just one of the no
Adam glad you feeling better. I
I'm already like I'm not I'm not
pods. Pods show title keeper pod
napkin
keep whatever do
moment but funny at the same
in 2014 and I had my own little
building and so you know, I
nice and so I went to Target and
succulent plant in a in a glass
watered that plant and when we
look great is always
my I was moving out
new part of my daughter Elise
dropped it and it rolled under
him. I go be careful with my
which I affectionately called
right lived at Hogwarts. And
apartment and I was hanging the
plant that I took care of
three years and I'm looking at
realized it was a plastic
Where did the water
and my sisters think
much everybody.
even share that I
retreat with David Sutcliffe. A
I had to get up and kind of pour
that story to make everybody
pretty humorous. So yeah, yeah,
had no idea and I never stopped
that growing? I've never had a
been pulled over once and I
I've been pulled over here
right from the
about? You're seeing flashed
I've only been
went to the town highlight of
You were drunk before
we got was we had to
not it it gave me such gas my
went right out on the porch and
I don't need to know
in my head.
Oh, baby. Listen, I
okay. I know you do it. I know
not looking. I think I need
Go to the ER I know
Smooth.
You You lose if you
a McDonald's. And I did. And boy
From the bathroom.
Because he didn't
passed out in there and died on
and then the guy
tanks and really good friends
buyer driveway and I'm like, Who
generator and I walk out and I
I'm Paul. He goes I'm waiting
and you're gonna get
wallet. That's what's gonna
wrong color and get the wrong
but okay, go ahead. Risk IT risk
got yelled at shop
because it's
I guess who thinks I have for
nothing under the
The peep he's got
know, but there's nothing but by
forgotten about my mouth. You'd
like, where's my prison? Yet,
I had to calm him
and show him and I was right
ordered them.
No, that's not true.
screen. Let me tell you what
And and I know that you wanted
the link comes through as
it came through a silver here
Okay came over and
selected the gold you put
I did not. You went
you said, did you buy that? And
worst person. It's like you walk
hold my hand and click the mouse
purchased the right.
You ask me which
and I was looking on your
I need some help.
part of the story was at MTV.
for mtv.com to have it back
interested and go ahead, do
over it. Yeah. And, conversely,
I'd elvis.com along with a
clam bumping.com. Right. So the
ladies calls me from the office
Tuesday, I was called a week
great. And then as a hang up
Because I have 1140. I call back
Hey, Adam, how you doing? I just
1140. So you and Dr. Mitch can
the last time you were here
whole day got pushed back. And
Mitch loves talking to you. But
you and love before lunchtime so
because we can't be be ruining
don't even know if he knows
Girl. Look at my look at my
show it. Speaking of the
Thanksgiving and we have a
and we have Allison Allison
We'll put the muzzle on Phoebe
That was the first
I'm gonna put the
then my friend Dale
that wrote me the song for my
miserable I am. You're a
course my BFF Brian,
he's coming. You
Oh, yes. I have some
Here's what's
that you have a particular laugh
laughing about or with with
Brian. He's funny.
no deal set grace,
all held hands and we have
all everything is there. So it
liked the most is we all know
enough with each other we can
does. Yeah. And so it felt very
all kinds of hemp treats for
of because I just remember I
the fridge. Yeah. You ate my
dicks, which was pretty funny.
like, I like a nice gummy from
Now it's a little difficult with
So I'll have I want to have kind
chewing gum, you know, cut and
came home and I
know you'd were
literally
had three gummies
there wasn't that
crack at it 15 was a
three. Well,
I had a weak moment
my penis. And I was
and I opened the
going to try a few of these. So
me one
for the taste when I
few and I was like,
fresh. These are good. I will
won't miss him. I'll just finish
from the little gummy candy
only I don't
think we talked
Because yes, he said
That's almost like
sockem robots. QA my bag of
because I be
didn't care. They were just so
know, they do refer to me as
I have been referred to as gummy
to eating your your penis shaped
even thinking of
I don't know. I
I won't use your BFF
you could text him
husband's dicks. Okay,
guess what you're
Thank you so much
offered
to feature my blog
75 hard and so I just outlined
six Yes. picture of
because did I approve that?
I didn't know you
you could fantasize
So yes, you
do realize you're
something that you really don't
you every single time. You're
very sweet baby.
say the
truth. Adam, you
asked me to train their dog to
would like that too. Because I
you please? Of course. You know
little wink to you.
To this day when I get
want to know more about them.
have peace? Why do you have
Why are you so kind why? How can
road rage to be had? How can you
The power of the Holy Spirit?
That was for you. I
in his mind go let me let me
hold on when there's road rage.
We have people who
they're not that great. had some
out to to show what are the
restaurants here in
had any recommendations. Okay,
so Rashard, by the
you're if you're running an
I'm Resharper Yes,
and he is a handsome
we should introduce
a husband are back
Just kidding. Just
weird question, because, you
Rashard. I can text him about
house cleaner or service, one
he's b&b teams. Just don't cut
quite impossible, minus a drunk
work. We don't even have a dog
sofa. But she doesn't steal.
And so finally said, Kathy, it's
Your whole character is all off.
we were just joking about it.
with like a pink tracksuit. And
like, Oh, that's nice. Like, how
it was a very aggressive move.
literally saying I can't believe
doing here because normally
skittish. She might even make a
liked her pink tracksuit. Well,
could have been but it helps you
on the but no,
I didn't look at her
like the email that
somebody when you said thanks.
This is Addison from from
says, you know, my mom loves
the mouth a while back and she,
every time we talk about
thinks stay home to your mom.
Stay home all the
Email Rebecca go
the keeper my producer meant to
wonder that hold your mom and
you wonder why I'm
Yeah,
met a few Korean the
Jersey horse.
Man, the dirty.
he's great. I
didn't picture him
pounds. Yeah, beard, bald.
And then a guy named
away from the table. He goes,
that I like your show. Your
yours pretty good. I like your
left the table. Let
And then Adam.
There's this guy
Yes. He came up to
quark soaker. Yeah, I was like,
so many people listen to our
have no idea you're
help it now. Make the biggest
have that. Hey, you want
so he's fasting for 72 hours. 36
he was drinking whiskey. So but
brought whiskey in in drinking
didn't know. It was his glass
so Annalise and a little glass
we're chatting. I'm drinking
Awesome. Like, crap. And then I
She said yes. So what do you
douchebag I really didn't
felt so stupid. It was really
Didn't say anything.
Now. She's so she's so gracious.
I'm better. Better.
I know, babe. I
Here's the funniest
Tiffany. So we're supposed to go
you ruined it. Yes. I did. They
they have a chalet with a chef
Like, come on out. It's gonna be
of friends of theirs.
And I was so I was
college and that we really loved
So I'm looking, I
couple of weeks into the first
have to be kind of under
happened, you know, the sutures
not self dissolving for all
they're great. I don't feel
know, Hollywood and Mave. In
wouldn't. It wouldn't matter Oh,
happens, yeah.
You don't want to be
she says, Well, you
like, well, it's your mouth. So
man, how you doing? Chatting. I
tell you what's going on with my
whole thing that I just
this kind of sucks. It's kind of
feel I mean, it's I really can't
because I have to be kind of
case something happens to us.
gonna ask me to donate bone. He
gonna ask him to donate.
His either his mom
Tiffany told him no. You're not
I'm sure if you were asking for
you're not giving up your bone.
That guy, buddy. Oh,
Oh,
so when are you
Ah, you didn't want
You said you don't like getting
you gotta get an over
door is. Oh, this is
luxurious. Sounds
it is? Is there a close cut?
Yes. Okay. Air
you can listen to your dirty
back. You want like, Oh, this is
lavatory. Oh,
there's no bathroom.
Oh goodness. Oh,
is there a place for
Oh he does have a
keyless entry system.
Oh wait to see this
literally but but
is like the death thing gonna
there's a couple other things we
fun conversation about that was
you please sing the opening
knows the track can you just
morning I was like here's how
Yes, yes yes yes okay, sing it
you so weak right now because
I'm not a bad singer. No you're
know the melody you do this with
every single lyric no to man I
but just since I'm not sitting
up and down? We just played for
this part we all never do that
and now you're still pretending
cards got admitted admitted
Meister you
are you are in cards
and everybody
words of affirmation
my my look at my face was like,
and you didn't even
card later. No. Not even like a
nice bottle of ours Chile, so
exactly what I wanted. Yeah. Oh,
bottles of grapes. No,
that is not true.
sucked down the lover Palooza
the one that Brian gave us when
that I kept the
couldn't bring myself to talk.
Sorry, Brian was
up he only saw him in the neck
her she was on the dating app.
represented the way that he
she was like my
date was 49
He's getting shorter
She literally came
in out of a I don't
Fiat 500 with a whole bunch of
keep this story just
shorter shorts. Really, really?
was half my size. A
this way. She could have easily
audition? No, she
close.
She was very, very
people Adam was on
moment,
but enough about
Cheers Amy. Also
Chris, also known as Burnett of
coolest thing I read their their
girl in May. Oh,
love baby girl.
love it. sweetbreads is his
No. sweetbreads are
Well, what
is testicles? Just
yak balls that's what you want.
whole bunch of cornstarch just
make paste
make flowers
balls on there
and cornstarch it No
he was working with Tommy and
raised Fredericksburg. You know,
more redneck than Matthew. Even
sweetheart of a guy really
nice guy. But he's,
pole and I'm watching him I look
on his arm that is shockingly
times you're looking at it like
it to some pants on that
Tommy and I are
looking at it as a dude. And
then you go inside. Matthew,
gotta put that you gotta put
really embarrassed.
I know, because I
as he was he was pretty sure. He
was really
really needs a tattoo. We were
Let's just say I've
it.
Right. So anyway, so
was a gross miscommunication.
ready Monday morning. And um, so
excited about this is like the
me becoming a full Texan is you
you. Yeah, I got my ar 15 I got
your Texas flag. And so I'm
all flags have to be at half
called out particularly in
veterans, if it's on a certain
mast. And I was like, this was
like, I don't want the first
half mast. This doesn't feel
Tuesday morning, you go off for
I'm gonna
put the flags up
was in the bathroom. But I was
gonna I'm gonna go
the flags up said look, they're
flying because I was excited to
some wind and everything so they
you come home. And then all I
moment.
No, no, I practice this is
your wife ruin my moment? I like
did I ruined my
Yes. You're in the
ruined my moment. I
did. I said, you
to film it. That's what I said.
raising your flags. It's what I
all about you. It
So I film and he's
the Texas flag? Right? No, I was
No, no, wait, hold
that went down. So you're you
happy again? No, you got that
you can make it up to me by
you came home, the eggs not only
were peeled. The yolks had been
the egg whites to get into the
Because I guess you
I ruined your moment
with women? Women are weird. It
Building I wanted to
got the memory. Yeah. Well, we
realize you had the Texas flag
go bust me like
I've been floating
the idea of doing
Canyon. Hiking it.
You always got a
Canyon. Sure.
You looked at me
Do we have to speak up and tell
Brian wants he's going to open
Oh, please. Yes.
the sort. He's already
he's already doing
working on it. Show me the
Jake, who is in our 75 Hard
Hawaii. He's the Submariner
on Instagram. He said, I can
know how to get them or I divert
And I said Well, can I give
absolutely. So I gave Brian his
vice BFF Oh, Jake,
Jake. Only I'm
Jake. If I had known I would
because here's what's gonna
leagues under the sea. And
Brian's DM is going to come
topside and it's gonna be clean,
clean. Your phone's gonna be
If I had known I would have
this is the funny
and Brian screenshots and Jake
because I said it on the show.
Now I feel bad maybe
bribe Oh cheeks
got four kids.
don't
say that. Jake. He
mean,
everything I say. I
no problem with Jake being gay
I thought it was
all of our gate
eyes.
To joke it was just
funny that Jake actually
says Brian's a hoot. I said
he's definitely very
sticking on Brian. I should I
loves
to talk about him.
thought that was hysterical. All
because I
have so much gas,
who needs who needs Putin's gas?
just as like, what is this? No.
at my list for today. And I'm
What is Urbino? I can't remember
never heard of when you say
it mean, it doesn't sound right.
And that needs a
Jimmy and Dame
So I'll take it on me. It was my
show because you went. You want
Well, we went out to
at nine o'clock was a bad
producer. I should
have to do this. Get in there
Yeah. But it was
you weren't going to be able to
hook. Let you off the hook.
Thank you. I'm so
So it was a connect
the different groups that you
going to do but I'm a little I'm
right now. And Pastor Jimmy
Tina, he goes, I got an email
lightning. Oh, yeah. I said I
service a couple of weeks ago.
about the Korean, the keeper
the bridge church. He goes, I
remember him from MTV with the
thanks. There we go.
he said, and he
supposed to be doing something.
the show. And I was laughing.
goes and I was laughing. It's so
this conversation and very
and that and he said we have to
yeah, so I'm GRH right? Yeah.
oh, I'm the
Yes. So I mean, I
I really feel connected to the
them that I watch
I told them that you
viewer podcast on Sunday always
a shout out to the
feel very special at that
yeah, one other people.
So I really, really
interesting thing happened to me
was kind of complaining that I
Like I have no friends from the
I wrote that. Oh,
ahead. No, I
was just talking
amazing friends in my life, but
friend is in Austin, which is
yeah, 70 miles away.
is Allison, but you
And, but I have no friends in
for 15 months and it'd be nice
could go out and have a drink
get away from the
house and the house
way, completely understand, not
friends here. It's interesting
this and this and I'm like,
different.
Different, like, I
walk with
and whatever. We
We're very, very concerned
at this point. Oh,
decide to, like,
sun here this morning. It's
degrees this morning. By the
not quite 70 I'm gonna sit in
there I got I've had a coffee or
sitting like, Ah, okay, this is
sitting on the porch, which is
away. 30 feet away. And then I'm
have my hearing aids in but
times I say Tina, Tina, and I
iPad. And you're not saying Are
It was grossing me out 30 feet
These little Chinese chicks were
eating
their microphones
completely I was watching it to
because you need an
intervention. This
addiction?
I think because I
only do
this. I mean,
that, as far as I'm concerned,
once in a while a mock bang
watching someone. Chinese chick.
my next story. A Chinese chick.
clip to her neck eating whipped
Do you understand that? There's
perverted and twisted about No,
hasn't. I don't you
think of it that way. I'm
Then it's you know,
I want one.
That's really all it
opportunity to mock bang a cake.
I can't I just know
intrigued by it. And my sister
too. So we're both hooked on it.
Mock banger? No, no, you can be
me. You're listening.
I respect your
choices. You can love whoever
comes to food. I understand.
also a misogynist. Oh,
why she's what is
gotta learn how to
Bernie, and I take my
everybody at the flight school.
because I want to get back into
least me we'll see if you ever
I'm done with it. And I want to
gonna get back into want to get
excited. I come home. And of
great. And so that was really,
instructor and her mom. She
what knows, you
Baba mine, Amy Lynn.
Yeah. Anyway, some
from some chick. And then the
All valid questions.
of these are valid
turf. Just sounds cool. The
female. I was I was like, wow.
instead of me saying, which I
daughter's age. Instead of
foot two. I don't know why I
qualified. Cute. I was just
some check. Well,
bib well.
Let me ask you a
have any, any fear or doubt
No, I don't. But I
that in a relationship like
you. And I think that you know,
the
fact that I knew
before it happened was I don't
expected it to happen.
I am sorry. That's
sorry.
I also said, you
you as my instructor because you
chicks. Too much more
geez, literally our daughter, I
when I said that you
phone and made a note.
Yes, I did,
So anything else you
contrast is of
hours, all I've heard is Brian,
is, you know, I have no problem.
Well, don't you have anything to
We can talk about
few things to say about him.
show was based
turned into your show, which I
production Emmys and stuff so I
work that I'm doing. Adam
you're always
show. Here is a
clip that I picked
with two friends of ours. Oh,
unplowed lovelies Have a listen,
wait, Adam curry and
Yeah. Which I gotta say say it
was to do a show with my wife,
it. Let's say that.
No kidding. Can you
podcast? Alright, we continue.
It'd be rough. A little
liberals. A lot of one lot. And
no alcohol. Yeah, it's ruining
work? Things like that. The
circumstances. To me, I mean.
days so 75 days and Vida know
going to happen in the market?
I laughed my ass off
afternoon. I got a clip that
they released
mean, well, at least you know,
John? Certainly is it?
John John's just
the show. Oh, my gosh, it's not
So the wine that I am drinking,
solidarity for the show,
I thought you were
talking about in bed the other
I say I'm fine. Any man any man
knows this is the
that we are very careful with
So every time I say
a negative connotation. I said
Sorry, I'm gonna
Every single time you say fine,
analyze, zoom, rotate, enhance.
fine? Was there a grimace in the
maybe fine? Or was it fine, like
it's fine. Only set in a
accurately do that every single
clarity, though, for
share because I said if I go,
there
is a lot more
different ways. I'm
then if you go, I'm fine. That
Oh, yes. You so fill
Neutral. This?
No. Find me. I'm
do it for me, but I'm fine. I
prefer you
get Yes. No. Get it?
Never No, no, no,
say. But that's not how it comes
you're saying I'm fine. But no,
doesn't.
That's neutral. But
I'm fine. And it
it's so slight. Tina, it's
Fine. Green fine, yellow
fine red. Okay, then
Then I'll go or how about this.
means I'm not fine red red zone.
I'm fine.
No, see, that's
like nothing. Nothing to see
great game show. Ladies and
exciting Episode. She's fine.
one. Listen to what she says.
friend? I'm fine. What do we
sorry times up. But then I saw
five. It looks like it gets
What? Oh, industry? Yeah. Oh,
sisters? Oh, you're all jacked
Listen to you. So I
you and your sisters
are? I don't know,
here? Hey, by the way, if you'd
Indiana, the Kardashians of
go watch this show.
Anyway, it's a good
three episodes and like, Adam,
like it. You will like it. I'm
kept saying now, now like a
Even without one.
He's like, alright,
like it? Or did you not like it?
like it's not. I
like, everyone's out to kill one
like yeah, that's really great.
together. Instead of passing
jeans. They go kill one of their
idea.
Anyway, it's a good
because you've never been you've
I don't know what it
This is so cute. Tina's like
Just so wrong. You have no smoke
exercise? You don't have any
have no pains. I'm always happy.
Can I just want I
the City back or Miranda? Row
guy and they win eight Dunkin
donut. That episode. Do you
I do. Darling.
What I'm trying to connect is
kind of sex life that you and I
why I knew this would be a great
double dog dared me I told you
women aren't having so big
is not having
sex. Wait one
audience here? Me me me.
60 year old man.
The target audience
the 25 year olds are watching
that. Sorry about the language.
nice email from my sister. And
one Tony? Of course.
What'd you say? Of
to say about Tony?
She says Hello,
I couldn't stop laughing at all
to hear your voice with Adam and
ago remember?
Oh, okay. So it's
before I
get into detail. I
visit, which they're arriving
Adam's birthday gift, which I'm
months ago, and some delicious
story. When we talked on the
you should do a podcast with
said that's his thing. Now look
energy. I love the dynamic of
out and my manager Sarah enjoys
your radio voice. Press one for
that you're probably cringing at
email. But I'm from Gary. Ah,
she's not from Gary.
crossed. Could you hit me again
a very good job with
the barkeeper too in
bomb running the
when I was single in
had been married. I had married
the early 80s And who actually
did. So his last name was savage
decided to keep the last name
the judge goes you're gonna keep
yeah, he was savage
name it's it's my
You DJ name, baby.
Tina Savage here on 100
Everything Hey baby.
You could do that is
Oh my god, it seems
name because I thought oh my god
you know why not? Because you're
savage in Chicago and and I had
Association event one one day, I
mine and we had name tags and
hand wrote the names and so hi
very it was a very vertical the
guy had come up to me and he
looking at it and he goes to the
helped me to the sausage show
savage sort of moniker that I
tuna sausage.
I'd be okay if you
Tina savage. No. Tina savage
with fire. Fire. Speaking of
so here's, here's the difference
Have you have you seen Kim
interview? And, and this came up
Kardashian. She's standing there
jeans down with her ass hanging
can you believe she doesn't have
She like blonde it
shoot her butt crack
like she's letting the poop what
the eyebrows. This was an
saying Did you see her ass
I
was just more amazed
Because she shaved
wired them
by luck. Who knows?
gonna?
You're gonna do
Yeah, I'm gonna do
Disappeared. Am I posted? I'm
Eyebrows your first. Okay. I did
said to me, about four years
orange theory. And you said you
until you drop the weight. Oh,
a joke. I said wait,
I'm putting that on
But listen, you
want to get it right. I'll make
cool. It's the last
best time and the
Yes. Dammit I looks like I'm
I've been busy this
is are you are you
socks in one week Adam curry.
you are you taking off your
on fresh ones? Because it's like
wait that was seven eight teen
not that early. Oh
don't say anything
except things like what do you
the ominous costume to
Fasten your sock tables
Well, I must say I
laundry all the time. So I what
And guess who has the biggest
home has the biggest pile Okay,
all right now stop
what's going on with that. Why
Why 12 pairs of
this
this? I'm not quite
sometimes they step
Correct. That
I'm very annoyed by myself.
You've been working a lot during
typical. So I get up in the
the dog out. And that's
pair sock I know what's crazy 18
a t shirt and a sweater and
work. Regardless, before you
make sure I look nice for you.
is very true. Hence,
laundry. So Oh, seek the truth
like, What the hell? Why are
doing laundry all the time.
then because I'll
been wearing them for most of
the hamper. This isn't. I'm good
And you know, I have no problem
this has to go. So that's part
guilty now.
Okay, I understand
so the thing that I
certainly some service we can
Adam does a podcast,
on in the house. None because
create this sort of buzz for
flashlights because I can't turn
doing a slow burn in the kitchen
I I've calculated
bit because of a home more than
do close to a 4k every day
to a 4k.
Yeah, yeah. That's
think? Appreciate that? Yeah.
picking up the poop too. So
the poop scoop
heb bag. Down to the side. Tina
We all need to
dropper?
Yes, it's a five
looking at the poop for
Sometimes like
little. We need to
need to hold
back on the teriyaki
going on inside you? 5000 SATs,
boost. That's what I want to
I've been waiting to record you
go
boost. I'm going to
we started this show because we
and people might listen like
out to be true so far. Sophomore
Yeah, we don't know
haven't we haven't gotten her
are gonna get guests
guests on the show for sure. And
Oh, man.
Oh, man. We should
she's got all those plastic
stories. Well, she
received advice. She doesn't say
violation. Any name your sisters
phone. Look at that as oh my
this labia blast. This by the
This is from like that one. No.
that at all like luckily I have
plastic surgery industry so I
because my ex wife was basically
were stuck on you know, I paid
Mrs. Potato Head.
Yeah, but but it was
things and
but holy crap, she
Just about the
pleasures like
that she works for
take a bag of peas and use the
woman turn to the doctor said
the bag?
I was just trying to
activate you to hop in the sack
you said you had the
handbook. That's
you get her in the sack. Like
worry. I've got the player
That's right.
That's right. I
the first day that you had the
I bought that thing
It wasn't even a
now. Yeah, I think he talked to
you were dating somebody because
through your single Oh,
no. That was
that. Yeah, he didn't know
like, I liked this
Although he is the
Well, the only thing that pops
I think I've talked about this.
deal with Mark red mer, who's to
games. Now. Finally someone
my head and Mark,
you want me to tell
Is that something
No, no, let's see. I
at Ronald McDonald House
had mentioned in a meeting that
come by, and that he used to
who is it? And she said, Adam
who you who use because I
remember having a little bit of
then I remember him coming in
remember is I looked over and
really tall, tall they are. And
conversation with you wasn't
and we were at a donor event.
I was already divorced. And I
getting ready to bail. We just
before that, coming to the donor
to you, just because I wanted to
was my role. I had to mingle
and I knew you were I knew you
I walked over with these
blueberry made out of
bunch of antioxidants. And I
chocolates are really great.
antioxidants. And Adam turned to
figure, you don't have to worry
Oops, the wife was standing
looks could kill, she would have
there. And I was like, All
away.
I can't believe you
like What a douche. Because if
sausage I will still love you
exactly the same how
Oh, what is the
biscuits. I was worse. When I
said Hey, Adam, I
What did you say to me? That's
a familiar length
to which Tina rolled her eyes
away.
18 years old again.
Now it's time to heat
to hear from God. So now what
What did you say? Now it's time
man. Oh man. Oh man.
soakers I believe we have some
no one is asking to be decanted
remember everybody. Value for
with. I like trouble with all my
corporate money or commercials
you get any value from what
go to Kern the keeper.com. We
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pictures. Yeah, get cool
that we're going to do the show
track doing it every single
off the bat. We start with
hard group. Are you kidding me?
the group. And they have a
Well, this is a great number on
is from our 75 Hard group. Oh,
week now. And just like the name
Tina for leading our group
a phenomenal person. Oh my gosh.
messages. Like we're trying to
different people were texting me
covered. Like okay, yeah, Jake.
Yeah, he's,
he's a Submariner.
going on a submarine
was questioning whether he could
underwater. And
what world is is
75 Marina or
I have heard from
Unless that's changed. Can you
remember sayings Submariner
I learned two things. It's
it's underway. That's all I know
tell you
really, really nice.
love that
second class citizen
my decanting. I'm only a
been listening from the first
think you dare I say Namaste
understand that maced Zelicah
I have no idea you
know what it means. It's
like cozy cool.
the most Coast zealous the.
taught you something. No,
I just know lekar
that's all I know.
do you need in any country?
all I know. Here's
50,000 SATs from
question. Yeah, does the title
one that Adam chose to keep? Or
in the sense of a zookeeper
Ranga Tang? Have you listened to
a droopy boost boost? For my own
It's definitely more of the zoo
Korean the keeper we were dating
were dating about
And we were going to
sister go to Chicago. Was it
right. And I was talking about
Yes, of course.
think that's it. You had a girl.
I really liked this
like that? I might have said
John, why don't you
could live vicariously through
when I told him he's
think he actually said I was
longer. Yeah. And as we're
noticed something they say she
carrier. He says what I say
she's a keeper. He says this is
a woman that can do that she's a
There you go. She's the keeper
and data average and
this I think on previous shows
using that moniker for their
love that I love that so yeah,
This is ILUV Wushi
I'm sorry. He
actually donated
hit me up babe. I
some more. And the first one is
you get when you're when you're
blades on the Impala This is Sir
him.
Yes, he's my new BFF
canted.
What do you mean new
months. This is not new. And he
first a super row of ducks.
Perfect. And I know he went
it out. So I appreciate it. Wow,
from a pure bread pod monster.
he sent me now getting now this
because he sent me a screenshot
wife. Here's some dude, texting
to keep the timestamps off
probably it's either probably
sleeping or sometimes I'm not. I
Becky the tree line. Oh no. He
Becky the tree line hoe get it
have to clip it. I knew it was
said slot and you say um, she's
the productive conversation you
accompanied that with a clip.
what her dead
name is. Already you
Becky just thought it was my
hoe but that is the resolution
wait to hear from
now here's the worst
texting me.
Did you get my bit I've
did you get the clip
and he's like trying
He is pretty funny
right dude. Very funny. He wants
told him no he's not allowed. No
all hell is gonna
need a Bitcoin
that's right everybody.
what time it is. Let's go ahead
93
It's time for the question
don't you Corkers worry Adam and
you on Wednesday and if you do
keeper please share your time
treasure. I love even your
stories we
Okay, can I go
first. A nice segue
only got one good
living in Belgium. So we had a
And Christina had always been an
competitions. She was very
frustrated. She had her own
that so and of course it was
something didn't go right. But
Christina we had no I moved the
back of the house just like now
the house. Okay. 23 acres and
got that stable is here that a
around and shit whatever he
companion, Daisy. Daisy call
Had a cough
literate old hag
companionship one day. 11 Crab
she was like I'm now go feed the
hungry. Go feed your lips just
those moments? Yeah. Okay.
I'm gonna put it out of its
And I walked outside and I'm
a pump action shotgun
into this day to this day, she's
myself. Of course, I
never want a shot.
Probably my claim to fame and I
this a question
were just thought it would be
about and you're
Okay. When Ellen and Elise the
kids fight all the time. I would
adoption agency for them to come
would you you would
pick up the phone.
Yeah, do it. Do it Do Yes. Yes.
daughters age 10 and eight. And
issues with them. And I'm
I wonder if they remember that?
feel so bad about that.
this should be in a
that one. That's good.
Yeah, not my not my
Why? I think that's
when you look back
know, at the time as as a parent
my gosh, you just want them to
Do you want to stick
Exactly. And just paper over
have to say it's a ballroom
curry would do.
Yes, yes. Ballroom
curry.
Brian, chill out.
She can keep in mind.
you need. Karianna keeper