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and the Keeper, January 29th, Episode 122 Curry
and the Keeper And...
Hello my queen so full of grace With
a shining smile that lights this place Your
laughter feels like love's embrace Oh my gosh
I had to take a new tact with
this thing That was chat GPT That was
actually deep seek Hello my love Hello darling
You can't get anything past me Wait a
minute Okay, one, two, three Yeah, close enough
Have a sip of this, you know what
it is You're gonna love it You opened
up another bottle?
No, this is the one from last night
Oh, okay But I love that people can
hear your true identity This is, by the
way, this is how I live You opened
up another bottle!
Here's how I live I do not open
up another tube of toothpaste Until it's completely
gone I know And this, as you can
see, is completely empty I just brought it
in Because we are drinking This wine is
so good I know, it's good, it's good
And we're blowing through it I think we
have only one more bottle of this That's
it?
Yeah, well, of the...
No, we had six Yeah, we had six
No, then we have three more That's our
third, okay This is the Castello di Verrazzano
Which we had sent over from Italy The
Chianti Classico Reserva 2020 Now this was the
cheap bottle Yes, that was the less expensive
one It was by no means cheap But
it was less expensive than the other one
that we bought Well worth it though And
just love that this is the guy who
discovered the Hudson Bay Yeah, I bought that
And the Verrazzano Bridge is named after him
And as I think we've discussed on the
show Didn't end well for him Right, he
got eaten He got eaten by cannibals in
the Bahamas Yes Alright, sorry bro He looks
kind of tasty on the label there I
don't need him There you go There it
is No, it's very, very good Oh, baby,
baby, baby How you doing?
We just got back from the discipleship class
And our whole mind, body, spirit is spinning
Yes Pastor Brian was on fire Because basically
we have to come in here And we
have to spread the gospel And the good
news of God and Jesus to everybody That's
what we do Right through these wires Right
into your headphones from our microphones So it
leads me to our lunch that we had
today With a friend of ours Yes And
I'm not going to mention his name But
if he's listening to our show, he will
know And he was talking about how What
an inspiration you are through your talents And
all glory to God, you always say that
Yes It's all Well, he said that too
He said you'd be given a gift Yes
And then he was talking about how But
he also said that about both of us
in this show Yes Quite honestly Yes Because
he also listens to our show Yes And
then he also commented about how He's a
faithful person He is But how he compartmentalizes
his faith Because some of the people that
he works with In his industry In his
industry He cannot profess his faith And what
I said to him was The way that
we get stronger in our faith Is we're
in his word every day Every morning Every
single day And I was talking about how
I was struggling With something this morning And
God was leading me to the right scripture
And I kept reading the scriptures to you
And I was telling him how I We're
just in his word And the more that
you're poured with his wisdom And the knowledge
The more that it leaks out And that's
who you become And I could see And
I told him how good God has been
to us And how it's been so remarkable
for our marriage And I could see God
touching him I saw it Because I saw
the emotion in his eyes And I could
feel it I could see it touched him
And so in the class tonight I'm like
Yeah, we're doing that Lord, we did it
at lunch Well, the thing is I guess
when I think about it When I came
out, so to speak, on Rogan I had
a lot to lose And I was fearful,
remember?
I was afraid Or a scared I was
a scared You were very a scared I
was a scared I was not a scared
And we're now two years later And it
has only been positive Yes I mean, it
is And it's not like I've lost half
of my audience No You've gained more, if
anything In fact, I think I've You know,
there's more people who have been sparked To
rekindle their faith Or be more bold about
it And just look around Look at what's
happening everywhere I mean, everywhere people are professing
the gospel Talking about Jesus being their Lord
and Savior Everywhere Yes And the more of
that, the better Well That is the Great
Commission, you know This is what we're supposed
to do Yes And then going back to
the lunch with Mark I mean, our primary
life purpose in Christ Is to share our
faith And we do that by how we
live It was interesting because Craig and Calvin
came in last week And we had dinner
with them last Thursday Craig, who does our
art He does our art Every single week
Yes And Craig has said that Oh, wait,
let me go back to what Mark said
By the way, Craig also did all of
our artwork The pictures for Curry and the
Keeper So I just want to give him
props, you know Yes And he is for
hire Yeah, true Let me go back to
Mark real quick Because Mark said Yeah, when
you guys first said You were moving to
Fredericksburg He said I was like, why?
Like, what?
What did he say?
He thought we would Within two years we'd
be living in Where did he say?
Oh, Fort Lauderdale Fort Lauderdale I don't know
where he got Fort Lauderdale I don't know
about Fort Lauderdale Oh, shoot, I said his
name, Mark Oh, well, that's okay That's okay
And we said, my God God brought us
here God planted that seed And look at
how much our life has been so enriched
Yes It's been so phenomenal But what I
wanted to say about Craig Was that Craig,
he had said That he had prayed for
you for 10 years For a decade Oh,
yeah Yes Yes Well, I like what he
said He said I always knew that you
would come to faith Because you're too smart
And I like saying that to people He
said that?
Yeah I didn't hear him say that Yeah,
well, he said that to me Somewhere along
the line Yes He said, I always knew
He said, because you're intelligent You're too smart
You would have figured it out You figured
it out And God, of course, does He
helps us figure it out What a journey
And I'll add right on to that Happy
anniversary Because by the time they hear this
It'll be the third Oh, yes, tomorrow To
our wonderful friends And spiritual family Dr. Ken
and Sammy Who were here last night Yes
Who, by the way We polished off one
of those bottles I think Or no, this
one Almost all of it Yes Just Dr.
Ken and I Yes, yeah No, he didn't
have too much Because he had to drive
No, he had a glass and a half
Yeah We had specifically We had gotten a
word To invite them over Now, we've had
dinner At their house So it was time
anyway They're lovely Lovely people Because they've been
married For 60 years As of the 30th
And we had read I think we discussed
That we discussed The devotional The couple devotional
That we read Yes, we talked about How
they said to seek counsel Yeah From an
older couple Yes On why their marriage Has
been so successful Yeah And the first people
We thought of Was them, of course Was
Dr. Ken and Sammy Yeah Yes Two Texas
kids Fell in love When they were young
And have been married Ever since And have
wonderful family And extended family And they're always
So affectionate And loving towards each other Oh
I love it I love it Yeah And
they're just I mean, we see them Every
Sunday in church And you can just tell
They are They're You wouldn't be able To
tell their age You just can't even Tell
their age No If you said to me
Eh, they're 65, 70 You know, I believe
It doesn't even matter The fact that They've
been married Married for 60 years I know
And so we had A wonderful dinner And
you made A fantastic roast It turned out
fabulous It really turned out great And, you
know And of course Sammy really wanted To
meet Phoebe That was one of The main
things Like, I'm We're coming to your house
We're not going to a restaurant I want
to meet Phoebe Yeah Phoebe's as big as
Sammy Pretty much Yes, yeah And Phoebe, of
course Was super adorable She was the perfect
dog Yep She laid everyone's feet Under the
table During the whole dinner And then we
sat down In front of the fireplace And
then we asked the question And, well, what
was What was the Because What was the
answer?
We told her about That we were doing
I said we do This couple devotional Every
day And this is the book That Randall
bought us Or sent us And I said
One of the One of the devotionals Talked
about seeking Seeking counsel From another couple Who've
been married For a long time On what
makes What makes their marriage work What makes
it successful And Sammy said Well, you're doing
it You're doing it Because you're doing A
devotional together You're putting God is in the
center Of your marriage And then Dr. Ken
Did add to it He said And, always
important She's always right Yes I said, oh,
there you go Then we have all bases
covered Yes, yeah Except on the show No,
it was lovely It was a lovely That
was fantastic It really was Yeah So we
might as well While we're congratulating people Yes
Say happy birthday To my brother Pastor Jimmy
Yes Who celebrates on the 30th And we'll
be having dinner With him tomorrow night Tomorrow
You don't have like A happy birthday jingle?
No?
Oh, you're You're not Johnny At the rat
hole Well, no You're not prepared Happy I
don't know if I have anything I mean,
happy birthday No, well, forget it now It's
falling flat But yes Happy birthday There you
go I do have something, but yes Yes,
so Yes, and tomorrow We're going to celebrate
with him But you know January 30th Very
important date Because that was my mom's And
dad's wedding anniversary, too Really?
They would have been married 65 years Wow
If my dad was still alive And Pastor
Jimmy's birthday Dr. Ken and Sammy's anniversary Lots
falling on January 30th I loved how Pastor
Brian Had everybody pray for Jimmy Tonight Yes,
that was great That was so cool Yeah
We laid hands on him Everyone else was
Extending their hands Yeah Yeah, we sit right
next to him So we got to actually
Lay our hands on him We're front row
people Yeah, we've got, yes We're those people
In the front row You know, so Pastor
Jimmy and Annette Have the reserved seat covers
I'm like, I think we need to have
a couple, too It's almost like in a
It's almost like The covers you see in
first class In an airplane Where they have
those covers Over the seat First class reserve
Yes I'm like, we need We need our
own Reserved for the Curry Yeah, good luck
with that I'm kidding, of course I'm kidding
So, yeah Oh, man It's It's been a
It's been a fabulous week so far Let's
talk about your brisket Oh, my brisket Your
brisket Yes Was that When was the brisket?
That was last Friday Oh, you're right It
was Friday We had Pastor Jimmy and Annette
over And we're like, okay Adam's going to
smoke a brisket He's never done this before
First ever First brisket ever Never did it
We're not sure what we're doing And you
did do something wrong, though I did?
Yes You did not cut it In the
right direction I didn't realize that, actually Yes
Yeah, we realized that later Because it was
a square Kind of a square brisket The
way I cut it You cut it against
the grain, right?
It looked like I was cutting it the
right way Yeah But Damonette was so busy
Stealing pieces that I was cutting You know
that we're family When she's just like Right
from the plate I love that I love
it Because where was that picture?
Pastor Jimmy took it And I posted it
in the newsletter Oh, yes You could see
her hand Because someone said Who's that stealing
the smoke ring?
Really?
Somebody said that?
I think Baron Scott Oh, did he?
No, no, that was Craig, actually Who's that
stealing the smoke ring?
I said, that's Damonette Yeah I love, though
That she's so comfortable enough That she does
that They're family I got distracted But, yes
This was on my pit boss Yes The
best birthday gift ever It's totally Excellent rub
that you did It was nothing It was
yellow mustard and salt and pepper And that
was generous I was very generous And this
was the brisket that came from Schneider Farms
Yes Right here, right down the road Which
we love extra That it's local, local, local
Yes And the brisket was $13.75 Ten
pounds Ten pounds Perfect Yes I mean, you
go anywhere You're going to pay We ate
off of it for three days It was
so much With my teeth, I'm still enjoying
it I went to have my teeth cleaned
Yeah And Maverick He pulled out brisket?
No, Maverick came in He says, how's it
going?
I said, it's great, you know Except when
I eat I basically have hamburger That I
take with me all day It's fantastic They
know They're laughing But anyway It was fantastic
I just followed the directions, really But I
did I was Because, you know, I had
But didn't you set an alarm on your
phone?
I had an alarm on my phone For
the timer I was walking out Checking the
internal temperature Walk us through the process Okay,
at 9 o'clock It all went in
At 220 degrees I put the rub on
You put the rub on I had the
probe inserted The probe The probe all the
way in One probe So after an hour
and a half Do you have it on
the top or the side?
Right in the middle You got to put
it Oh, right at the top or in
the middle?
No, no You go from the side Oh,
you go sideways As far away Yeah, you
want in the middle of the side So
you get the real internal temperature Oh, okay
As neutral as possible Okay Because if it's
too low It'll get, you know, skewed Don't
you love having those probes You don't ever
have to use A meat thermometer anymore, do
you?
Well Oh, with burgers you do The meat
thermometer is usually Whenever something gets about 120
I pull the probes out And then I'm
manual Okay Then I'm going Then you're manual
I'm manual You're such a pro, babe I'm
flashlight and thermometer I'm like, okay Let me
see what's going on here You're such a
pro How did you like that filet tonight?
It was You have perfected grilling, yes So
after an hour Because I had a show
at 1230 Right So I knew that, you
know It was supposed to be around three
hours Depending on the size of the brisket
So I've never done this At about an
hour and a half It was up to
about 80 degrees And it had to go
to 160 Before I had to wrap it
in the butcher paper So you took it
Did you take the butcher paper outside?
Because I wasn't home Yeah, took the butcher
paper outside And literally lifted up Because I
had the gloves on Lifted up the brisket
And wrapped it right there on top of
the grill So there was no splatter or
splash Did you research how you should wrap
it?
Yeah, well, they told me how to do
it Who's they?
The instructions people Oh, okay The website The
Pit Boss website told me They told me
Thank you, Pit Boss people I didn't even
know That that's what you use butcher paper
for But it had gone a little faster
So by the time it was 160 It
was, you know, a little under three hours
Like, okay So then I turned it down
to 210 Because it had to get up
to 192 And I knew that it would
take a couple hours But it would never
get over 200 Within the 1230 to 2
o'clock time period That I had where
I was doing the show with Dave on
Friday Yes, podcasting, yeah So that actually turned
out well Because when I walked out After
the show around 2.30 It was at
1.88 Which gave me enough time to
walk Phoebe For half an hour Came back
in Then perfect We got an old towel
And then wrapped up the brisket In the
butcher paper In a towel Put it into
the wonderful Yeti cooler bag That the oil
baron gave me Yes, yes Gave us actually
And so of course it keeps cool But
in this case it keeps warm And so
it rested for about two hours Until Pastor
Jimmy and Annette came And it was good
to go The only thing was the incorrect
cut Which was done with the sword That
I gave Pastor Jimmy For his birthday last
year Yes, yes Can you bring that sword
over Which is this beautiful long It's a
brisket knife It's a brisket knife, yeah So
he came in All proud Like I got
my knife I got my sword here And
it was phenomenal It was good It was
really good It was moist And I'm ready
to do another one Yeah And we have
three more in the freezer Three or two?
I have three I have two more from
Schneider And one from K&C Fantastic The
one from K&C is 13 pounds Okay
I really want to take one of them
though And I want to cut it in
half Because remember I made the barbecue brisket
In the crock pot And that turned out
Oh my gosh That was so good It
was very good, yeah Yeah, yeah Okay But
congratulations on your first brisket Thank you Yeah,
yeah I'm quite chuffed You got the filet
mignons down You got the burgers down You
got the brisket down What's next?
I don't know A whole hog Oh Put
a whole hog on that thing A whole
hog A whole hog on that thing, yeah
Yeah, so that was Friday That was great
That was a fantastic experience I'm so pleased
that it turned out so well But it's
really the timing Yeah Of it all You
just got to keep an eye on it
Yeah So you can call me Pit Boss
now Oh brother Pit Boss I'm Pit Boss
Curry Pit Boss Pit Boss Curry That could
be a good title Pit Boss Pit Boss
So you know Yeah, oh here it comes
Why do you say it like that?
Because I've known you for quite a while
When you say so you know It's like
dot, dot, dot Dot, dot, dot Here it
comes Yeah You know we're saving marriages One
date at a time Yeah, I'm telling you
Because you know how we talk about How
we talk about going out on dates Yes
And we'll talk about our date in a
minute Yes But my friend Ashley up in
Minnesota told me Her husband planned to listen
She's listening I don't know if he listens
to our show I know that she does
She didn't have to drop any hints?
Her husband planned a date And he even
got a babysitter Wow And they were going
out How about that?
Nice We're saving marriages Because I harassed you
about not dating me Saving me I took
you on a date I know but I'm
saying I had to We had a little
like Come to Jesus like a little bit
And you'll remind me for another 10 years
That's right You'll never live it down I'll
never live it down That's right How was
your date?
Oh it was love Yes We went to
Six Twists here in Fredericksburg Our local fan
favorite Yes And we had a nice champagne
And we had some fish eggs Caviar Yeah
Is that their own house brand?
I don't think so I mean it's just
What a great place that is It is
lovely And Melissa and Bobby and Andre and
all these people If you ever come to
Fredericksburg Stop in there and have a glass
of champagne And they have very affordable glasses
Yes Or by the bottle or whatever Yeah
You can go crazy But it's really affordable
Yeah so we had We had caviar and
truffle fries And potato chips Truffle fries And
potato chips Yeah with the little bellinis And
the creme fraiche And we had the truffle
fries It was good Yeah And then you
ordered more You had the mushroom flatbread Because
that was our dinner That's right We basically
had appetizers, champagne It was good For dinner
But it was nice We had a really
nice night Yes we did We did That's
right It was really That's right It was
a nice Say no more It was That's
right It was a nice day Hold on,
hold on, hold on Boost, boost, boost Oh
jeez No that was nice It was really
nice So Yeah Yeah Well that's the show
everybody There you go So I wanted to
talk about how We both finally got new
slippers Thank you for that by the way
Yes My slippers were about ready to walk
out on their own So we always wear
slippers in our house We have concrete floors
So it's nice to have the But I
mean ever since When I met you You
were in those goofy toms Remember that?
Well I had Oh I couldn't stand those
Didn't I have UGG boots?
You had UGG boots And then you had
those goofy toms Those canvas shoes Remember when
we went out on a date Yeah, yeah
And you had Well I forgot my shoes
But I had the toms And so I
meet you at this bar And you're in
this nice suit And I look down And
you have your toms on And I'm like
Okay That was a whole different person Anyway
No It was a very different dude back
then But you also had like the UGG
boots That you would wear all the time
too I love my UGG boots They were
great So you got me UGG slippers Yes,
I'm like We gotta change this up Like
we cannot be wearing UGG boots Tucked in
With his jeans tucked into them So My
UGGs graduate My UGG slippers Eventually one pair
graduates too This is what I wear outside
To walk the dog Yes And then the
other ones were inside And they were What?
Two years old at least I looked down
at your outside ones And they were splitting
at the toes And I'm like Oh I
gotta order Because usually we get new slippers
every year We've just For some reason we
didn't get them I'm like I gotta get
this guy new He's a disgrace to the
subdivision And these are so Disgrace to the
subdivision These are so nice The minute you
put on new slippers Brand new slippers They
feel so good I know So now I'm
like Watching you like a hawk No Did
you see that I went to the barbecue
To do the fillets And I changed my
shoes Did you see?
Nice hawk watch Oh I got you trained
I frightened you enough Because I'm like Did
you walk outside Baby You frighten me With
everything Okay So I walk in Because I
You know It was a little tight schedule
today With lunch And so I've gotta go
I've gotta take a shower After I've done
some stuff here In the studio And you're
I'd already seen you You know You're schlepping
the laundry Back and forth I'm like It's
laundry day Just stay calm Stay low Stay
low and slow Don't even look at her
Be invisible Don't look Don't look at her
Don't look at her And I walk in
Just as you're opening My underwear drawer You
have a stack And I say Oh I
so appreciate that And you Throw them down
Like I'm like Yes And I said Wow
This is exactly why I'm so traumatized Because
I can't even say Thank you You Did
you notice That you did that I mean
it wasn't Like a Like a toss You
were in the way I was like You
were standing In front of the drawer So
you opened it And I just tossed them
I broke my own rule I was in
the way Of the laundry Process I did
all the laundry Today I folded it And
put it away I saw you walking With
the basket I'm like I know You put
your head down Don't look at her Don't
look at her Don't look I got it
all done And definitely don't say Can I
help Because that's the worst Because all I
know is Well I'm already Carrying it But
anyway So with your slippers We have a
brand new rug In the bathroom Of which
Every day A brand new rug Which Towels
go on top Of the rug So Phoebe
doesn't Dirty it up Phoebe destroys We can't
have Any nice things Well it's only when
She lies on the rugs That's the only
thing She destroys So I have this Brand
new rug And it's kind of It's light
colors And so I have to lay Towels
on it Because Phoebe goes in there And
lays during the day And she will destroy
it And it's brand new And I don't
want her To destroy it And so It
looks goofy We'll see how long It lasts
Mark down this day Vineyard Nation We'll see
how long The towels last Eventually But anyway
I was questioning you Whether you're walking On
the rug With your slippers That you walked
outside with Yeah And I'm like I'm kind
of weird about that now Like I No
You don't say By the way We buy
very cheap rugs For this very We do
You know like 150 200 dollar rug Just
for this very reason No that one was
100 dollars It wasn't even Exactly For this
very reason Because you know Because the dog
ruins it That's just what she does Yes
That's her Her vibe man She does Don't
harsh her vibe She's a dirty Stinky dog
You know what She needs to go for
a wash She does She needs a She
needs a spa treatment She does need a
spa treatment Anyway so I'm sorry That I'm
just so No Adamant about you Walking outside
With your slippers And walking inside It's okay
It's okay It's alright Just up lately You
are the queen You are the queen Because
of the new rugs I know I know
I'll wait a month And then everything Will
be back to normal Yeah yeah Just walk
around Did you notice that I Oh you
don't have your Jesus sweatshirt on Did you
notice I stretched it out Yeah no I
didn't notice The hoodie that you think I
sabotaged I actually stretched it out Oh so
it'll be ready For my appearance On the
next show Yeah at the At the NRB
When you can wear it For your keynote
I got it all ready for you I
gotta tell John Fuller John let's do matching
Jesus hoodies Why don't you buy them Why
don't you buy I get a very short
picture Of John Fuller From Focus on the
Family Wearing a Jesus hoodie On stage with
me He's more He's more of a jacket
guy Exactly As you should be too As
I will be too Yes Yes Yes I
will be too So what do you got
On your list over there That's pretty much
it Yep that's pretty much it Really I
had to spend all my time Working on
a God shot Because even though You're forgetting
one of the Major things that you did
I don't know what I've done This week
The Willie's chess tournament You forgot Oh my
goodness That's not even on your list I
don't have a list You don't prep for
this show You do not prep for this
show I don't I just follow your leads
Because you're the boss Why do I have
to put things Down that you do I
normally I look at my Counter I'm going
on strike Oh yeah I'm going on strike
Okay there you go So much for the
great Commission Everybody This is how I get
Tina to get excited For the show We're
bringing people To Jesus babe Don't you know
that Oh well I guess so I did
not say that So Monday morning Was the
first annual Willie's chess competition At Java Ranch
Now if you're new to Curry and the
Keeper And you're new in Vineyard Nation This
start How long have I been Playing chess
with Willie About a year Probably yeah So
I met him at church It's clear that
he has Some physical issues And speech issues
He told me his story And I'm like
And so I invited him For coffee He
drives himself Which is scary enough By itself
And he then said Do you play chess
And so we started Playing chess Almost every
Tuesday It depends You know Things vary But
it's usually A Tuesday And what was it
Two weeks ago I saw Or he texted
me He said So we have the first
Annual Willie Chess competition At Java Ranch Which
turns out The kids Who were the baristas
There They set it all up Because he's
been Playing all kinds Of people During the
week At Java Ranch If you come to
Fredericksburg Please go to Java Ranch Yeah the
home Of lukewarm coffee It's great coffee By
great young people I get a cappuccino So
it's always It's hot No Because they have
The dispensers They have the huge Dispensers They
do That sit out there All day They'll
heat it up For you I know I
had to ask them Because I'm like This
is cold And they don't have Any gluten
free snacks Just saying Go ahead No It's
not a Starbucks Okay It's Java Ranch It's
for cowboys And locals They have couches They
have couches And tables And I get in
there 10am There's 20 people All ages It's
It's just And the kids Had I'll just
call them Kids You know They're late teens
Early 20s They had a whole Chess program
Running For sign in So it It arranged
Who was playing who There was You know
Up to my age Maybe some people A
little bit older And this young 15 year
old girl Ava When her mom Brought her
in She's so hard To find people To
play chess with And so First I get
assigned With Bill Who I had not met
Bill had a wonderful Beautiful dog What's the
dog's name What kind of dog It was
a doodle thing Oh It was a shepherd
doodle Oh And you said it was really
cute Super cute It was a mini shepherd
doodle Very cute dog But it didn't have
curly hair It had kind of Flat Straight
hair Yeah Cute dog Isabel Isadore Isabel Cute
dog He had The most amazing chess pieces
So he was the first guy you played
He was the first guy I played We
played for almost an hour It was a
tense game And I won And then I
turned It turned out I'm playing in the
semifinals Against Tommy Watson From our church Was
it Tommy Watson Or Tommy Hayes No Because
you talked to Tommy Hayes at church today
Was that Tommy Hayes That was Tommy Hayes
When we walked in tonight That's Tommy Hayes
So you You think it was You thought
it was Tommy Watson Do you know the
two Do you know the difference I know
the difference I got the names wrong I
know Tommy Hayes was the one That was
there And Tommy Hayes does Maintenance at the
church No Tommy I don't know who does
what Tommy Hayes is the one You talked
to When we walked up And Gil was
there Tommy Hayes Yes Okay Tommy Watson is
the gray haired guy Yeah Different guy Yes
This is Tommy Hayes Tommy Hayes Thank you
Tommy Hayes The guy who I talked to
It's a Tommy I knew it Hey Tommy
How you doing Tommy Tommy slaughters me Within
like six minutes You know what He's prophetic
He has the Holy Spirit Like Man Well
the Holy Spirit Was smiling on him Six
minutes I made like one move Like my
second move Was just catastrophic And I lost
my queen Within Within minutes I'm like Oh
man This is horrible He He wound up
winning The whole tournament And he Oh he
won the whole tournament He won the whole
tournament Yes Oh And the 15 year old
girl He played her in the final She
came in second So how did Willie do?
Willie got Cut out In early But it
didn't matter It You know The whole thing
was just For fun You could have been
there For hours Could have been Yeah You
could have been there For hours Well I
I kind of counted on being there A
little longer I didn't realize he won the
whole thing He won the whole thing How
did they So how did they publicize this?
Was it just If you go into Java
Ranch It was a sign up sheet At
Java Ranch Oh And Willie was texting people
And Yeah Oh yeah And everyone showed up
on time It was fantastic It was It
was just It was really a lot of
fun That's fun It was great That's good
And of course it wasn't really about You
know winning the whole, there were little trophies,
you know, that, um, who brought the trophies?
I think Dave brought the trophies.
See, we told, told Dr. Ken that it
was Tommy Watson, cause that's who you thought
it was.
And he was like, really?
He plays chess?
Hey, Tommy Hayes or Tommy Watson, I didn't
expect it from either of those guys.
Like what?
Wow.
And it was just, it was small town
America at its best because it was organized
by the young people who just love Willie
and love all the people who come in
and play with him and hang out.
So how did they, how did they pair
you up to the computer program?
Oh, it's random and just assigned at random,
you know, so even though this was Willie's
first annual chat, he got, he got bumped
early.
He'll never live it down.
I can't wait to see him next Tuesday.
Hey, Willie, he thought it was funny.
He, I mean, he was beaming.
He was just beaming throughout the whole thing.
That's so cool.
It was good.
I can't wait for the, for next year.
Somebody should have called the local, um, Fredericksburg
Gazette, radio flyer post.
They should have actually.
I didn't think about that.
That's really cool.
It was, it was really, really good.
Now I'll take a look and see what
else I had on my, I do have
a list.
Well, you went to, you went, well, while
you were getting your teeth, teeth done, I
was at Annette's house yesterday afternoon and I
helped organize a portion of her closet.
And as I was doing that, I realized
like, I really like doing this.
I like organizing.
How many times have I told you that
this is, this is your calling.
You need to be cleaning up people's closets.
I'm too old.
You should do their laundry too.
I don't do anybody.
I don't want one.
Do you know one?
Well, you do very, laundry really well.
Your laundry is soft and fluffy and it's
great.
I mean, even the shrunken, I'll even take
my shrunken hoodies.
Okay.
Not really.
No.
But you said you, you, you stretched my
Jesus hoodie out?
I did.
I stretched it out.
Cause I felt bad cause you thought I
sabotaged it even though I really didn't.
Not on purpose.
I didn't.
And now I don't put anything in the
dryer.
So now you have crunchy clothes.
You're welcome.
Crunchy clothes.
There you go.
There's another one for you.
I'll write crunchy clothes.
Everything is line dried except your underwear and
your t-shirts and your socks.
Crunchy clothes.
Anyway.
So there is a little issue with the
top, top left bridge of my mouth.
We're hoping that it'll.
That has been an ongoing problem, which is
weird.
Yeah.
I think you should get a little money
back.
He hasn't charged me anything.
It's a confluence of issues, but hopefully it'll
be okay within three months.
We'll see.
Yeah.
But it's been kind of a slow week.
I mean, I, did you read the newsletter?
No, I did not.
I apologize for that.
Yep.
Okay.
Well, now it's because I don't care.
Because you're too busy.
Let me take a look now.
You're too busy.
No.
Well, I didn't even save it to.
You didn't save it?
I didn't save it to.
Let me see.
Did I, I didn't see it come in
for some reason.
I mean, I only get 8,000 emails.
Okay, here we go.
Saving marriages.
Right.
That's the one.
Let me see the picture.
It's a stupid picture of me.
Oh no, it's a good picture of me.
Oh brother.
That's the one.
Okay.
That's how I knew that Craig had responded.
That's a pretty good picture of me.
I just, the gloves need to be black
instead of white when I'm cutting the brisket.
I know Jimmy said that too.
He's like, you need black gloves, dude.
Looks like you're ready to do surgery.
Well, I was doing surgery.
And that is Annette's hand in the picture.
Stealing the.
And so it says, Adam slicing his brisket
in yet another new hoodie.
Because that's a new hoodie.
That is.
That's the Projects of Love.
Projectsoflove.com.
Yep.
And literally when I get that thing, I'm
like, another hoodie.
I just.
But thank you.
You've redistributed my hoodies into different areas now.
Well, they were taking over the closet or
your little side.
Wow.
Your little side.
What's taking over the closet?
My hoodies are on my side that are
completely scrunched together.
How many do you have?
Living in poverty in like a tiny home
as compared to the three sides you have.
I have one short side, mind you, the
short side of the closet.
My stuff is scrunched together like this.
My shirts are.
Hey, how you doing?
Yeah, it's pretty exciting here, isn't it?
You've been here a while.
You haven't been.
You know what?
You're all wrinkled.
No.
It's like on the ski pants.
They have like five years of dust on
them.
Oh, please.
Are you ever going to wear those ski
pants?
When I go skiing.
When are you going to go skiing?
When the snowpocalypse comes.
Snow what?
Snowpocalypse.
When the snowpocalypse comes, which it still might.
Remember, we're going to global cooling.
Where are you going skiing?
Yeah, it's not for skiing.
It's for making snow angels.
So seriously, Adam's got these pair of ski
pants in his closet, which I've known him
for 10 years now.
I have never seen him in them.
I've never seen you in a pair of
sneakers either, ever.
Yes, I wore my sneakers one time and
you laughed at me.
By the way, yeah, this is what I
wanted to talk about.
Tina's talking about exercise and all this stuff.
And we were watching a Seinfeld where they
did a race, a sprint race, like a
hundred-yard dash.
And Tina's like, and I say, you know,
I sprint a little bit.
No, you don't.
I said, you want to have a race?
You want to sprint?
I got some kicks in the closet.
And you fell on the floor laughing because
I have worn them.
And the minute I put them on, under
jeans, you said, don't wear that ever again.
I don't ever remember seeing them.
This is a couple of years back.
The only red, I saw you in red
sneakers that you bought for the red shoe
luncheon.
I wore my sneakers under blue jeans.
And you laughed at me and said, don't
ever wear those again.
I don't remember that.
Are you sure you got the right girl?
Yes, and I think Elise was there too.
And she was laughing too.
She was like, what are you wearing?
Anyway, I got kicks.
And we said, we'll race from the cul
-de-sac sprint to the mailbox.
I said, I could beat you.
And I'm saying you cannot beat me.
I can beat you.
You have no chance of beating me.
You have no idea how competitive I am.
You have no idea how lightning, I'm like
a grease lightning.
You don't even drive fast and you walk
even slower.
How are you going to beat me in
a running race?
Have you seen the size of my legs?
That's why I don't understand why you walk
so slow.
Because I intend to live to 98.
I'm conserving my energy.
It's fine.
The race is on.
We're doing it.
And I am taking my phone and I'm
putting it on my tripod.
And we're going to race.
Your tripod?
On your tripod?
Uh-huh.
Your tripod.
It's an iPad on steroids.
It's a tripod.
My tripod.
And I am filming us and I will
beat you.
Good luck, sister.
You have no idea who you're talking to.
That's the guy that never works out.
I have all this energy and it will
be ready when I need it.
You have no idea.
I was a high jumper.
Bring it on, baby.
You are not.
Not pole jumping.
I was a very good high jumper.
When?
In seventh grade.
I've never heard this story.
Because you never asked about my athletic skills.
Because you just assumed.
You did fencing.
Do you know how A, intense, B, competitive
fencing is?
En garde, monsieur.
En garde.
Anyway, the race is on.
Would you say ballet is tough?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fencing is ballet.
Exactly.
She's upset.
She's like, yep, dad can win.
She's like, mom.
What?
Yeah.
She's like, mommy and daddy are having harsh
words.
I don't like it.
What's the matter, Phoebe?
It's okay.
No.
She's like, settle down.
This is my bedroom.
She's like, mom's going to win.
Okay, mom's going to win.
Anyway.
I hope you do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, hope you win.
And I'm going to have it on film.
I'm going to post it.
So I'm going to get my cruddy ass.
Oh!
My cruddy, excuse me.
Sorry.
Lord, forgive me.
My cruddy kicks, and I'm going to-
Who calls them kicks anymore?
That's how old they are.
They're probably going to fall apart when you
put them on.
I will have so much speed that the
soles will fly off by the finish line.
And you'll be like, wow, I can't believe
I lost to him.
You do not know how competitive I am.
No, I know how competitive you are, but
hey, you don't know how much I got
in me.
Yeah, okay.
I can't wait to see that.
This is what, okay.
Yeah, I'm afraid you're going to injure yourself.
Please.
I think we need- Yes, you can
put your phone on the tripod, whatever you
call it.
But I think we need a judge.
No!
I think we need someone at the finish
line.
Whoever reaches the mailbox first.
We don't need anybody watching us.
You need to tell the neighbor, though, to
clean the poop out of the street, though.
Our neighbor, we have this goofy neighbor next
door.
She's got the little rat dog.
What's that dog's name?
Fifi.
And she lets that dog poop everywhere.
Did you talk to her yet?
No, she hasn't been home.
All right.
No.
Put it on her doorstep.
That's what I'm going to end up doing.
You are a fine neighbor.
I will find a more tactical way to
say, hey, could you just take the poop
out of the street?
Rude.
Anyway.
I mean, I pick up Fifi's monstrous piles.
I know, I know.
I've gotten quite good at it.
I know.
And you've got a flashlight in your hand
and a leash in the other hand.
I'm good at it, man.
I'm telling you, I'm good at it.
All right.
Shall we thank a few people?
No.
We've got to do the...
Oh, the God show.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
I figured I'd, you know, throw you a
bone.
You haven't done it for a while.
Oh, wow.
I really...
I know that you would like to.
So this is not really about me, but
kind of about me.
Okay.
I've been reading my Founder's Bible, which if
you've ever seen, you need to get a
Founder's Bible.
It is one of the most amazing Bibles.
Because it's interspersed with our Founding Fathers, you
know, the early presidents, but really all the
way up through modern day almost.
I mean, probably up until Reagan, I guess.
I'm not sure when the last version of
it was made.
And you really see that our whole country
was founded on the Bible.
The forefathers were driven literally to commission, to
bring the gospel to the new world.
Our Constitution, our Federalist Papers, everything is...
And what all these guys wrote about, and
I'm talking all the guys, all the guys
with the beards and the hair and the
whole thing, all Bible stuff.
And it's just, it's mind-blowing when you
realize, I wasn't taught any of this.
I know.
Isn't that crazy?
We're not taught that.
We were not taught that in school.
Well, and this happened because in 1947, they
had Emerson County versus the school board, and
they reinterpreted the First Amendment, which starts with
the government shall make no law against the
freedom to establish religion and to exercise it
however you want to.
Freedom of speech comes after that, actually.
So that was...
And this is all in the Founders Bible.
That was later contorted right after the Second
World War to mean, well, you can't have
the Bible in government.
It was always meant for the government can't
interfere with religion or with your faith, really
about what men or women have in their
heads, what you're thinking about.
And that's been turned around and said, well,
you can't pray in school.
It's a travesty how this was turned around.
So I was reading about John Adams, John
Quincy Adams, and he was very disturbed about,
and this is early on before we had
the Bill of Rights, which the amendments, which
includes freedom of speech.
And there was this kind of quarrel, I
shall say, between the Federalists and the Anti
-Federalists, which you could almost see as Democrats
and Republicans of the day.
So the Federalists really wanted much more government
control, and the Anti-Federalists said, no, we
have to have states' rights and individual rights,
which became our Bill of Rights, the unalienable
rights that you get from God, our Creator.
And that turned into the First Amendments.
And he was very disturbed by this ongoing...
It was years of disagreement.
And it reminded me of what I'm seeing
whenever I look at social media.
That's all I see is, you know, yelling.
And it's the same right now with the
confirmation hearings.
It's left versus right, red versus blue, up
versus down, black versus white.
And it's disturbing to see because we really
kind of all want the same thing in
America.
And so we're stomping on each other.
And you get really worried about evil and,
like, what kind of evil is on the
other side?
And he wrote in his papers, he said,
you know, I was reading...
John Adams.
John Adams, yes.
I was reading, and there was a big
argument between Jefferson and...
I forget who the other guy was, but
they were both on Jefferson and Madison.
So Madison was a Federalist, if I think
I have it right.
And Jefferson was an Anti-Federalist.
And they had been friends until this, and
then they became huge enemies.
And it was just like, this is exactly
what our country has gone through before.
And he was so worried about the evil
that was portraying itself.
And he said, but I was so...
He wrote in his diary, I was so...
I became very peaceful after reading Psalm 34.
And one through four.
And then actually verse 34.
And it was actually kind of...
This now pertains to me.
Like, I read this like, oh, I really
don't have to be so worried about what
I'm seeing and how crazy some people can
be.
Because Psalm 34, verse one to four says,
Don't worry about the wicked or envy those
who do wrong.
Like spring flowers, they soon wither.
Trust in the Lord and do good.
Then you will live safely in the land
and prosper.
Take delight in the Lord and he will
give you your heart's desires.
And the Psalm ends at 34, which he
also referenced in his diary.
Put your hope in the Lord.
Travel steady along his path.
He will honor you by giving you the
land.
You will see the wicked destroyed.
And so that really tells me, you don't
need to go stomping around and be worried
about what some idiot is saying on social
media or on the news or whatever.
What some senator is pontificating to get a
soundbite.
You will see the wicked destroyed.
You don't have to worry about it.
Right, because God is watching all of it.
God is watching all of it.
He will take care of it.
That's why I always say the ultimate judge
is him.
Yes.
And it just felt so good.
And to know that 200, almost 250 years
ago, there was a guy, John Quincy Adams,
one of our founders, who had these same
feelings about our country and about what people
were doing.
And he got great solace from this.
And reading that, reading his own words about
how he read that Psalm, and it just
put him at peace and at ease, that
made me feel really good this morning.
Oh, yeah.
So that is where my God shot comes
from.
The Founder's Bible.
Maybe I should start reading from that too.
I know you really enjoy that.
You bought one as a gift for somebody.
Yes, I did.
And this Founder's Bible was a gift for
me on my baptism.
Yes.
And so it's really about a quarter of
that big book is the Bible, Old and
New Testament.
All the rest is all this other stuff.
It's the history.
It's the history of our country.
That's really cool.
Pastor Jimmy's reading it too, right?
Oh, yeah.
And I've read it before.
It's something you come back to.
You switch Bibles all the time.
I love doing that.
So now I'm just kind of needle dropping
or I'll read a devotional, then I'll go
and take a look at that scripture in
the Founder's Bible.
And lo and behold, there will be a
whole story about one of our early presidents
or forefathers who wrote something about it or
related to it.
That's really cool, babe.
They used to pray in the Capitol building.
Really?
The Great Hall in the Capitol was a
church.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Now how far we've come.
No kidding.
Time for a great awakening, a third great
awakening.
Yes.
It's about time.
Yeah.
We learned that today.
Yes, we did.
The great awakening changes culture.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yep.
Very good, babe.
Good job.
Oh, thank you.
A plus.
You approve?
Oh, A plus.
I feel so good.
Now it's time to hear from the Coke
Suckers.
Easy on the microphone.
That's right.
We got to hear from those Coke Suckers
now.
Your head hurts?
Now it's time to hear from the Coke
Suckers.
What happened, babe?
Did your head hurt?
I got like a headache in the back
of my ear all of a sudden.
The back of your ear?
Was that when I hit the jingle?
Maybe.
Just pierced?
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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Oh, my gosh.
And Craig says he sends 100,000 sats.
You gift us with your talent every week.
He says, the hoodie movement continues.
Oh, that's right.
You got to tell that story.
Well, yes.
So we went to Backwoods Barbecue to meet
up with Craig and Calvin and Pastor Jimmy
and Annette.
I had bet Tina five bucks because I
wore a shirt.
Did I wear a shirt?
I didn't wear a hoodie.
You did not wear a hoodie, yes.
And I said, I'll bet you five bucks
that Damonette is going to say, oh, he's
not wearing a hoodie.
And within two minutes, it was Craig who
said, you're not wearing a hoodie.
So bets are off.
Anyway, he says, I'm officially calling them the
Hill Country sports coat.
Oh.
Thank you.
Tina, he says, it's time to embrace the
trend.
Oh, please, Craig.
Merch, anyone?
Yeah.
It was so great seeing everyone last week.
Calvin was especially excited.
He really wanted to make sure Pastor Jimmy
got to see the guitarist he built at
school.
He made some beautiful guitars.
His acoustic guitar was, I mean, a piece
of art.
Wow.
And he had two electric guitars.
I'm excited to see what God's going to
do with him.
I really am.
God's got plans for that young man.
Craig, that is so kind.
Thank you.
We always love seeing you.
He goes on to say he put a
lot of work into them and is pretty
proud, rightfully so.
And of course, we now have WeinbergGuitars.com,
WeinbergGuitars, W-E-I-N-B-E-R
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.com, and WGuitars.com, which may be even
easier.
Stay tuned, he says.
Always a great time with The Curry and
the Keeper and living up in a down
world.
Cruz, KTLD and KYBO, you betcha.
KTLD and KYBO.
Thank you, Craig.
That's very kind.
You did not have to do that.
Oh, I can't pull it up.
Weinberg, W-E-I-N.
Yeah, or just WGuitars.com.
W.
WGuitars.com.
That's better.
Does it have it there?
What do you see?
Let me see.
Is the website up?
I'm getting, this site can't be reached.
Well, you don't know what you're doing.
Let me take a look.
Oh, WGuitars.
WGuitars.com.
Oh, nice.
It's a picture of Calvin and one of
his guitars.
Wow.
Let me see.
You got it going?
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
It's one page.
Oh, look at him, handsome devil.
Was that one of the guitars that he
brought?
Yeah, that was, it's like an eight-string
guitar.
Beautiful.
Wow.
Yeah.
Gorgeous.
Good picture, too.
Gorgeous.
Very cool.
Nice.
WGuitars.com.
Well, there you go.
You can get your custom handmade guitar.
Coming with $100 through PayPal, Michael Anastasio, OG
Salmonier.
And he says, young couple, I just got
back from Vegas, wanted to share some of
my winnings with my favorite couple.
Hashtag free the hoodies.
Oh, Jesus.
Thank you.
See, people are on my side.
Free the hoodies.
And here we go.
My brother, Pastor Jimmy.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Thank you.
Thank you, Michael.
That is very, very kind.
Thank you for hashtag free the hoodies.
But come on, man.
Hashtag free the hoodies, everybody.
There's Pastor Jimmy.
Coming in with 77,777 Satoshis.
And he says, ha ha, hoodies for all
occasions.
Oh, gosh.
You are on the losing side of this.
And Damonette didn't even realize you dressed up
to go for barbecue.
Another great podcast from our besties, KTLD and
KYBO.
Yes.
And, of course, let me just hit the
jingle.
They've been doing some good episodes as well.
Living up in a down world, livingupinedownworld.com.
Please check out their podcast.
Damonette has been taking over the show.
Good.
Just taking over the show.
Then we have John Taylor.
Has John Taylor, I don't know.
I don't recognize that.
I don't recognize.
We'll decant him.
You can decant him.
Just in case.
$50 from John Taylor.
And he says, for steaks and wine.
Oh.
Thank you.
We will spend it on exactly that.
Yes.
20,000 Satoshis.
He's back.
Sarzo.
Remember Sarzo boosted us last week.
Yes.
He says, I laughed even more after this
episode, Tina.
I'm emptying out my account balance.
Thank you, brother.
Yeah, Adam was on fire.
Whoa.
Hashtag free the hoodie.
Hashtag free.
Just saying.
Free the hoodie.
Hey, there's a mini striper boost coming in.
77.
77 from Sir Brian with an I.
He says, did anyone else witness the rare
sighting on Sunday?
There were news cameras everywhere.
Was it Bigfoot?
No.
Was it Haley's Comet?
No.
It was actually just Adam being nice to
me on no agenda.
And who says money can't buy you love?
January 26th is now a federal holiday.
No banks, no school in the evening, y
'all.
Oh, he's cross.
He's crossing shows here.
Yeah.
He made a donation.
Yes.
Of course.
But I'm always nice to him.
I'm always nice.
Was ich nett.
Das lieb sich.
Is what you heard is what you love.
That's German.
Of course, the Germans would come up with
that.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, Sir.
Brian with an I.
5035.
Comic strip blogger.
Oh, CSB.
How do you love birds?
Tina and Adam.
This week, I would like to recommend to
you and your audience a movie.
Oh, a movie titled Real Pain.
Oh, it's available.
Sounds like a like a winner.
Little diddy.
It's it's available on digital platforms for purchase
and also for streaming on Hulu for two
weeks.
It's nominated for two Oscars and it will
win if I donate one hundred and fifteen
dollars per Oscar to celebrate.
And if I know if it will win.
Oh, it's not.
Sorry.
It's nominated for two Oscars.
And if it wins, I'll donate one hundred
and fifteen dollars per Oscar that they win
to celebrate.
Oh, OK.
No, we're all in the vote.
Members of the Academy can vote.
By the way.
Yes, we've been watching Landman.
Yes.
Which I think we just love that show.
We do.
The cussing and the sexual stuff is a
little over the top.
Well, it's a little over the top.
Cussing is.
Oh, my gosh.
Billy Bob Thornton.
He's dropping the F-bomb every other word.
But that's what you do in the in
the patch.
Yeah.
And then his crazy, crazy ex-wife and
the daughter.
It's a little much.
But the story about what's happening out in
the patch.
Yeah.
I feel like I understand our oil barons
business.
But he's like, that's not right.
Not exactly right.
Yes.
It's a good show.
It is a good show.
We do enjoy it.
Yes.
Five dollars from Timothy Emery.
Thank you very much, Timothy.
Five dollars from Randall Black.
Thank you, Randall.
Of course, we still appreciate your couple's devotion.
We think about you every day when we
open that book.
We do.
Rove Ducks 2222 from David Larson.
He says, holy smoke and voodoo seasonings are
the best.
Yes.
Curious if you used one and how your
brisket turned out.
Well, we did not.
We did not use that.
Do you have that?
I don't know where to get that.
I'm sure you can get it online.
Yeah.
Well, I'll look for that.
We have three more.
OK.
And of course, we told we explained how
it all went down.
Yes.
Thank you for that.
There's Randy Black again with 1321.
And he says, attention members of Vineyard Nation.
Be sure that you support the value for
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Thank you, Randy.
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Yes, thank you, Randy.
Yeah, they are really good.
And of course, a lot of those shows
feature some of the artists who were even
at the Booster Grand Ball live.
It's fabulous.
And thank you all so much for supporting
us.
We love that.
Nice list.
So we got executive producers, associate executive producers.
Did you prepare one?
Yes, of course.
You know what it's time for?
Here it comes.
The question of the week.
Let's see how bad I can screw this
one up.
You won't.
No, I won't.
It's the question of the week.
Tina knows the question, so it's all new
to me.
But she has her answer prepared.
You have a very devilish look on your
face.
No, no, no.
This is an easy question.
I thought this would be interesting because I
don't know this.
About me?
Yeah.
So what was your bedroom like as a
child?
So as a young child, I had.
OK, this will not surprise you.
I had this.
I don't know why, but from time to
time, I would put string up all.
Now, this is when I was six or
seven.
And I would I would have a ball
of string and it would go around the
bed and across the bed and it would
be like a huge string, like a spider,
like a spider web inside my bedroom.
And my mom would just sit there and
laugh.
And after about a week, she would make
me take it down.
I had to drink this when I was
very young.
Why?
I can't remember.
I love doing it.
Then later, I had my own phone.
Oh, you did.
Which are you calling?
Well, I use it for a computer modem.
I had my own TV.
Which was black.
Spoiled.
I know I bought this myself and I
restored them.
I like, you know, fix the tubes.
And I pulled the.
It wasn't a remote, just a black and
white TV.
And I pulled the control panel out so
I had a remote control that I could
operate from my bed.
I also electrocuted myself pretty badly with that
one.
There's a lot of voltage going through that
thing.
So I had it was a mess.
And my mom would say, you do whatever
you want.
Keep your door closed.
There would be a pile.
Just a layer, a layer of stuff on
the floor.
You would just walk on it?
I knew how to get a path.
There would be transmitters, radios, records, record players.
I could totally see it.
Just like our garage.
Books, book bags.
Like our garage.
But there's some boxes now.
Yeah.
So not at all like the garage.
It would have been the garage without boxes
and everything strewn out across the floor.
Wires everywhere.
Wires going out the window to antennas on
the roof.
Yeah.
That was my bedroom.
All right.
I did have my own bedroom and I'm
pretty sure you're going to tell me you
didn't.
No.
Well, you know, we were in this little
three bedroom house.
With five daughters.
The smallest bedroom was probably the size of
our closet.
So it was really small.
So I remember the big bedroom.
Gosh, I think we had, my mom bought
those like white, princess beds for us.
I remember that.
We had the white princess bedroom furniture.
That's kind of cute.
And I think we had a trendle bed
too.
Like a little thing above your bed, the
princess bed?
No, no canopy.
Oh, canopy.
And we had a trendle bed because there
was.
What's a trendle bed?
It's the mattress that goes underneath the bed.
So we had to pull it out.
Because we were all in this room.
Yeah.
But I remember in that room, I remember
having posters of Donny Osmond and Tony DeFranco.
Tony DeFranco?
Remember Tony from the DeFrancos?
The Tony DeFrancos?
Yes.
And I had them on the wall.
Who was Tony DeFranco?
And I remember singing Puppy Love.
And they called it Puppy Love.
And I was like, I was so in
love with Donny Osmond.
So in love with him.
Tony DeFranco, he has a Twitter.
Oh, he does?
No, Tony don't look like a young Tony
no more.
Let me tell you that.
Well, he's probably my age.
So he's probably super old.
He was cute.
He was kind of like a Donny Osmond
too, wasn't he?
Yes, of the DeFrancos, yes.
Well, who were the DeFrancos?
It was just another like, yes.
Oh, they were from Canada.
Oh, were they from Canada?
Yeah, he kind of looked like Donny Osmond.
What was their song, man?
What was their hit?
I don't remember.
But I used to get Tiger Beat magazine.
I was in Tiger Beat at one point.
Yeah, but I was, I mean, I was
in my 20s by the time.
No, you were beyond Tiger Beat age, I
understand.
Wait, I was into cosmopolitan by then.
I was in Tiger Beat like hottie of
the week.
Hottie.
Hunk of the month.
Once.
Hunk of the month.
I wasn't on the cover.
I had an insert on the cover.
But it said hunk of the month.
It was hottie of the week or hunk
of the month or something.
Adam Curry from MTV.
He's so dreamy.
But once I moved out, once I got
older and I was in high school, I
got to move to the small room.
And so I had my, I had my
own bedroom in that small room.
And I just, you know, I was very
organized, very organized.
I had a baker's rack in there that
had all sorts of stuff.
I had my hope chest, my hopeless chest.
Why does that not surprise me that you
were organized?
Yeah.
But I had to share a room for
a long time.
And then I was out of there as
soon as I turned 18.
And I'm like, see ya.
Yeah.
I'm out.
And went to share it with your boyfriend.
Yes.
I lived in sin.
Yes.
I need to repent for that one.
Yeah.
Well, I love that I have absolutely nothing
to say about our bedroom right now.
I just love that I'm allowed to be
there.
Yes.
Nothing in there is my idea.
As long as you sleep straight.
Oh my goodness.
No more on a diagonal.
She's like, I'm not aligned properly.
Could you please move your legs over?
Yeah.
You're pushing me crooked here.
I have to have my lines straight when
I'm sleeping.
Listen, I could be much worse.
Yeah, you're right.
And with that, Mrs. Curry, I love you.
I look forward to our next show.
I love you too, my love.
See you next week, everybody.