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Welcome to very fine friends.

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And I'm very fine friends.

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I'm very fine friends.

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Joe,

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may we please get a suggestion for our improv?

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I hope it's a color.

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Talismans.

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No,

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Oh, don't mock me.

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Your suggestion is antidepressant.

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That's what my doctor said.

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I've been offered those.

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I just always say no.

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Yeah, that's a good call.

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I think I'm like, I'm trying to lose a dream.

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I don't need my third eye clogged up by your medicine.

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is there um anything in this world that when you see it or hear it it's just like instantly like

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makes you feel better

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my dog okay it's like an instant like we're like like nature's antidepressant basically

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is what i'm talking about like something that's like an instant like mood lifter for you

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i think happy thoughts okay but nothing like i'm talking like when you see it and you're like

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surprised by it where you're just like oh i wasn't like trying to like make myself feel better it was

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just like or or not even like feel better just like whatever mood level you're at it's gonna

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raise it yes um sometimes just being like outside and like sitting on the patio and like seeing

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like the wind move through like the plants and like a bird flies by there's like a hummingbird

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and butterflies and i'm like moved by it because it's so unlike it's like so unlikely like in the

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universe like it's only happening right here yeah that we know of you know and that's really cool

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yeah how about you well i could think of an example from just today actually i was um

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I was at the gym and I was in a class and a song came on that just like it will forever

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if I hear this and it will make me smile because the song Animal Rights by Deadmau5.

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It makes me smile because there was a sketch group in New York good cop great cop shout out They hilarious

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And they use that song at the end of one of their live sketch shows that I went to see.

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And it just makes me laugh every time.

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Cause I just picture the end of that show.

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They're like pretending to do like magic, a magic trick.

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And the song's playing in the background and it's just hilarious.

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And so I like, I'm, I'm working out and my, like, my legs are like shaking.

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Cause it's like, it's so difficult.

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and then all of a sudden that song just kind of comes on

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and I just like, I probably look like a crazy person

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because I just like suddenly started.

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Like it's in the middle of this hard workout

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and I'm just like, hey.

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I love that.

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But it was funny because it's like it surprised me in the wild.

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So it was funny.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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Yeah.

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Much like the beauty of nature.

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Mine was an electronic song.

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It's okay.

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You watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or have you?

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um i've seen uh i i've only seen like the beginning like season one and like some of season two but i

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see clip my algorithm shows me clips all the time i see a lot of it that way too but there's this

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one episode where d is like trying on shoes and they don't fit because her feet are too big

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and when the lady goes to like i don't know run her cart or something she like tries to run out

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of the store in the shoes and she slips and like headbutts a car and i think about it all the time

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So that does bring a smell to my face.

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Nice.

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Yeah.

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Can you imagine?

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Headbutting a car?

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Yeah, while being felonious.

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And now, improv.

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Hi, hi.

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Hey, you look like you're having kind of a down day.

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Are you all right?

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I'm okay.

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Hey, I'm sorry.

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Tell me what happened.

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Oh, thanks for noticing.

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I'm sorry.

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I know we're just strangers, but I saw you on the other side of the food court at this

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mall, and I just thought, hey, he looks like he could use a little pick-me-up.

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Yeah, I could.

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Today's everything's just going wrong.

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I don't know what to say.

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I tried picking up this chick.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah.

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She said no?

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She said no a lot.

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Like over and over and over again?

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Yeah, like it was like it's all she'd know.

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She was like savant.

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It was like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Well, buddy, hey, I'm kind of, well, I want to just introduce myself.

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I Kylie a Nature Antidepressant I going to help you out today Oh highly Kylie

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Look at you. I like you and joke through your pain.

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You want to go out?

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No, I'm just going to help you. I'm going to help you with your feeling better. That's what I do.

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Oh, so it would help if we went out. See, I've got a wedding. I need a plus one, too.

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I can't go to the wedding without anyone.

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They told me that.

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They said I have to bring a woman.

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That's a weird thing to say to a friend.

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But here, why don't, let me just see if this will help you.

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And then maybe you could stop asking me to go on a date.

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Okay.

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I'm game for anything, hon.

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See that fountain over there?

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That one?

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Mm-hmm.

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The chocolate fountain?

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No, no, no.

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Behind the chocolate fountain.

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Oh, the water fountain.

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The water fountain.

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Why didn't you say water fountain?

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Well, I forgot that Johnny Rockets was doing a chocolate fountain now.

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It's our first fight.

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It's okay.

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Well, all right.

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Well, let's just say if this cheers you up, you stop asking me to go to a wedding.

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Okay.

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Let's hear it.

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Just watch.

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Okay.

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I'm going to run headfirst into that fountain.

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You're going to go headfirst into that fountain?

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Mm-hmm.

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All right.

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Let's do it.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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Get your phone out.

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You're going to film this?

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Yeah.

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My phone's out.

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Okay.

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ring ring ring hello

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here i go yeah i'll call you back

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yeah i'm doing something at the mall

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what do you think you're covered in water what happened

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oh you know you didn't

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no you didn't see i i did that for you

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i did that to make you feel better

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i i i ran

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right into the i i did

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a full i i didn't slow down even a

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whistle soaking what come here put my coat

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on oh

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you want to go to a wedding with me this weekend

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I need a plus one.

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All right.

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A deal's a deal.

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I didn't say that.

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You promise she'll come?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No, I mean, I'm Kylie.

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That's.

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Yeah.

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You're Kylie.

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Your nature's antidepressant.

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Yeah.

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And if I wouldn't be that if I promised something and I didn't follow through.

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Okay.

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Cool.

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All right.

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Cut to the wedding.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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This is a weird choice of theme color for the wedding.

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Everyone meet my girl.

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Oh, hi.

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Hi.

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hi i'm his friend kylie say highly it's really cute highly it's kylie do you see that woman

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over there in the white the bride yeah she used to be my girlfriend oh oh god no why am i here

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no you're here to prove a point oh oh well this uh let's just get down on one knee real quick

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no no no oh but look how happy you look dear kylie no please don't don't make me do this

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I'm going to have to do it.

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You look good on the other side of my bed Oh you like nature antidepressant Oh and you hot Thank you

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Hotter than anyone else I've ever dated. Is she looking? Yes, she's looking. Oh, yeah. She's,

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she's, she's starting to cry because you, you did this during the father daughter dance.

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She's a bitch. Kylie, I knew since I met you at the water fountain, you were the one. Oh, no.

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so hi everybody i'm so sorry about all this everyone sorry sorry you look you look beautiful

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by the way even crying you look good what are you doing i'm sad again oh no no no no no no i

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promise i would cheer you up i promise no you're just not really into it that's a turn off

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uh i i will i will you will you promise uh yeah yeah oh yes yeah so if i've accepted in front of

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all these people that makes you feel better right oh so we can oh ow ow ow what i forgot to tell you

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what i need two kidneys and a liver two kidneys and you have no kidneys right now it's been a rough

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why do you think i spend so much time at the mall

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it's just okay if that i mean just give me one is there anything else that'll cheer you up no

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you don't want to no i don't want to i need both of my kiddos yeah i gave him both my kidneys and

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squandered them i'm kidneyless okay okay go back to your dance yeah he loved you first

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listen to her she's compulsive so you just get you you just get kidneys from people and then

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you waste them i don't know i don't know if you god i wish i didn't promise to cheer you up

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um well if you give me your kidneys i won't waste them and it will make me happy

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and you'll keep your promise and you'll die loved.

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All right.

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Cut to the hospital.

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What's this?

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Oh, I have not.

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I could really feel the loss of my kidneys.

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Hey, Kelly.

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Wait, hold on.

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Is that your x-ray up there?

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Yeah.

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What about it?

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There are four kidneys in there.

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I need them!

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I'm seeing.
