1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:21,920 welcome to very fine friends bonus improv bonus 2 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:29,480 Joe, can we please get a suggestion for our improv scene? 3 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:32,480 Your suggestion is proposal. 4 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:35,880 Proposal. 5 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,880 How do you feel about those people who get proposed to in very public places like Disneyland? 6 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,060 I am not a fan. 7 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:43,880 Same. 8 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,780 I would be so embarrassed. 9 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:47,260 Why on earth would you want to do that? 10 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:49,580 I would say no on that basis alone. 11 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:54,800 Even if I was smitten completely with that person, so in love with it, if they did that, I'd be like, well, no. 12 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:55,840 You don't know me at all. 13 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:56,120 No. 14 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:56,660 No. 15 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:57,320 Yeah, exactly. 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,600 It's like, oh, I don't. 17 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,180 You don't know me as well as I thought you did. 18 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,800 But there are people who do want that. 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:03,980 Who do. 20 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:04,420 Mm-hmm. 21 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,760 Like, I don't understand. 22 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:08,060 Why? 23 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:08,960 How do you feel about it? 24 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,940 No, I don't like to be perceived at all. 25 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:11,480 Oh, yeah. 26 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,040 You said that, right? 27 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:12,180 Yeah. 28 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:12,540 Yeah. 29 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:12,760 I don't. 30 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:13,340 I'd be so. 31 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,200 I'd be humiliated. 32 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:14,680 Yeah. 33 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,420 Don't look at me. 34 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:17,800 Don't take pictures of me. 35 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:24,980 i don't want you seeing my reaction have you ever seen a proposal happen um no but a friend of mine 36 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:33,120 had that happen to her oh no what'd she do did she like it no but she said yes wow how how did it how 37 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:43,560 did he do it um i think it was at disneyland oh you start to say how did it end i thought you were 38 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:51,220 like how'd they do it i'm like i don't know um but yeah no i i don't think that that's just i want 39 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:55,680 a nice private thing i think i would like a nice private wedding too like very small group yeah 40 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:02,660 yeah i know why all that fuss and muss yeah yeah it's really just like why do you want people 41 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:09,200 looking at you no thanks no thank you i'm gonna hire a doppelganger actually for me and my spouse 42 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:15,960 and we'll be i'll be in the audience and they'll be getting married but it's for us it's also just 43 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:22,620 like especially a place like disneyland where it's just like so commercial like it just ruins 44 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:28,980 the intimacy of the moment for me i don't know yeah we're like we're standing in a place that 45 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:33,740 people pay admission to get into like this i don't know but like a child is thrown up here 46 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:43,340 for sure yeah that's a perk oh then i will say yes and now improv 47 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:54,640 oh wow you actually really do look exactly like me hi i'm sorry come on in 48 00:02:54,640 --> 00:03:07,889 hi thanks hi you you my doppelganger yes and i the best in the country wow it How lucky is that that you look just like me and you the best in the country Well you lucky We lucky I lucky by the transitive property 49 00:03:08,329 --> 00:03:08,529 Oh. 50 00:03:09,149 --> 00:03:11,769 Well, thank you so much for doing this. 51 00:03:14,809 --> 00:03:16,929 I got a lot of things to do today. 52 00:03:17,789 --> 00:03:21,449 And I just want them taken care of. 53 00:03:21,729 --> 00:03:25,089 And I don't want anyone to see me doing it. 54 00:03:25,089 --> 00:03:33,689 Well, I want it to look like I'm doing all of these things, but I don't want anyone looking at me. 55 00:03:33,989 --> 00:03:34,909 Oh, then you want that. 56 00:03:34,969 --> 00:03:36,309 That's definitely her package. 57 00:03:37,209 --> 00:03:37,669 Okay, good. 58 00:03:38,749 --> 00:03:39,769 Yeah, I can do that. 59 00:03:40,109 --> 00:03:40,729 All right, good. 60 00:03:40,809 --> 00:03:41,189 Thank you. 61 00:03:41,349 --> 00:03:41,469 Yeah. 62 00:03:42,349 --> 00:03:43,529 Now, so you're free for the whole day? 63 00:03:44,249 --> 00:03:44,649 Absolutely. 64 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,069 I can do overnights. 65 00:03:46,969 --> 00:03:49,229 I cancel my whole life for you. 66 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:52,109 So however far you want to take this, I'm there. 67 00:03:52,109 --> 00:03:52,609 All right. 68 00:03:52,609 --> 00:03:56,009 Let's start with the weekend. 69 00:03:56,329 --> 00:03:58,669 I got a lot planned for the weekend. 70 00:03:59,109 --> 00:04:00,509 So I'm starting now. 71 00:04:00,589 --> 00:04:00,929 You're good. 72 00:04:01,249 --> 00:04:01,449 Okay. 73 00:04:01,489 --> 00:04:02,169 So you want to do the whole weekend? 74 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:02,769 Whole weekend. 75 00:04:02,889 --> 00:04:07,409 Sounds like you're going to want to upgrade to the drawer at my place package. 76 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:09,129 Oh, okay. 77 00:04:09,409 --> 00:04:09,629 Yeah. 78 00:04:09,809 --> 00:04:10,369 But I got you. 79 00:04:10,969 --> 00:04:12,389 I'll clean out a drawer right now. 80 00:04:12,569 --> 00:04:12,729 Yeah. 81 00:04:13,309 --> 00:04:13,649 Perfect. 82 00:04:13,929 --> 00:04:14,529 This is great. 83 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:15,489 Okay. 84 00:04:15,969 --> 00:04:16,329 Wonderful. 85 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:17,829 Where's your underwear? 86 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:19,129 Oh, what were you going to say? 87 00:04:19,669 --> 00:04:20,109 Oh, I was. 88 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:22,369 Wait, why do you need to know where my underwear is? 89 00:04:22,369 --> 00:04:27,749 well i'll be wearing it silly oh my god you're so thorough oh people i was wondering why you 90 00:04:27,749 --> 00:04:34,449 showed up nude of course this is that's in the basic package the basic package is you doing 91 00:04:34,449 --> 00:04:38,309 things in the nude yeah so basically it guarantees at least one upgrade but that's beside the point 92 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:43,009 um if i'm not wearing your underwear i want you to think about this and i have to bend over in 93 00:04:43,009 --> 00:04:51,189 public and someone sees someone else's underwear you're done we're gone true all of my underwear 94 00:04:51,189 --> 00:04:53,549 has my name embroidered on the backside of it. 95 00:04:54,569 --> 00:04:54,969 I know. 96 00:04:55,149 --> 00:04:55,729 You're classy. 97 00:04:57,009 --> 00:04:59,269 See, it says Denise on the back of all my underwear. 98 00:04:59,889 --> 00:05:00,169 Yep. 99 00:05:00,389 --> 00:05:01,589 And even a last initial. 100 00:05:02,629 --> 00:05:02,849 L. 101 00:05:03,649 --> 00:05:05,329 And then next to that last initial, 102 00:05:07,009 --> 00:05:07,329 Ogin. 103 00:05:07,569 --> 00:05:08,549 Because my last name's Logan. 104 00:05:11,189 --> 00:05:11,589 Yes. 105 00:05:11,929 --> 00:05:13,029 I can't wait to wear these. 106 00:05:13,449 --> 00:05:13,689 All right. 107 00:05:13,729 --> 00:05:14,869 Well, here, let me help you into them. 108 00:05:14,869 --> 00:05:15,429 Oh, thank you. 109 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,629 Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. 110 00:05:17,029 --> 00:05:18,229 Oh, perfect fit. 111 00:05:18,229 --> 00:05:18,669 Perfect fit. 112 00:05:18,749 --> 00:05:19,949 Because I'm the same measurements as you. 113 00:05:20,249 --> 00:05:20,609 God. 114 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:22,689 you really are the best. 115 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,209 I stop eating when I get to your measurements. 116 00:05:25,689 --> 00:05:25,929 Oh. 117 00:05:26,129 --> 00:05:26,289 Yeah. 118 00:05:26,749 --> 00:05:27,269 It's not luck. 119 00:05:27,289 --> 00:05:28,949 So if I gain a little bit of weight over the weekend, 120 00:05:28,989 --> 00:05:29,549 you'll gain it too? 121 00:05:29,669 --> 00:05:31,069 I'll eat the exact same thing you eat. 122 00:05:31,229 --> 00:05:31,549 God. 123 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:31,929 I'm sorry. 124 00:05:31,969 --> 00:05:32,869 What's your name? 125 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:33,469 Denise. 126 00:05:34,589 --> 00:05:36,049 I don't even know why I asked. 127 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:36,389 Yeah. 128 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,429 I legally changed it when you called. 129 00:05:39,369 --> 00:05:42,069 Well, Denise, Logan. 130 00:05:42,289 --> 00:05:42,709 Of course. 131 00:05:43,909 --> 00:05:45,349 Let's go do some grocery shopping. 132 00:05:45,409 --> 00:05:45,949 Oh, I love that. 133 00:05:46,009 --> 00:05:46,389 Are you coming? 134 00:05:47,089 --> 00:05:47,549 Oh, yeah. 135 00:05:47,809 --> 00:05:48,669 Oh, you want to see how I work? 136 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:49,569 I want to see how it goes. 137 00:05:49,709 --> 00:05:50,229 That makes sense. 138 00:05:50,229 --> 00:05:53,189 I'm just going to be a few steps behind you. 139 00:05:53,849 --> 00:05:54,869 Okay, you got it. 140 00:05:55,409 --> 00:06:09,077 I look forward to a wonderful fruitful relationship And I look forward to some wonderful fruit from the grocery store get to the grocery store oh oh hello hello denise uh good to see you again to get your items 141 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:18,397 wait denise yeah it's me but there's another denise a few feet behind you what's going on 142 00:06:18,397 --> 00:06:24,997 oh you have double vision sweetie you need to go to the doctor you're unwell you can barely work 143 00:06:24,997 --> 00:06:27,037 I'm gonna complain about you 144 00:06:27,037 --> 00:06:28,417 no Denise 145 00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:30,817 please you would never steer me wrong 146 00:06:30,817 --> 00:06:33,057 I'll go to the doctor right now 147 00:06:33,057 --> 00:06:35,317 I need a new cashier you're disgusting me 148 00:06:35,317 --> 00:06:36,357 I'm disgusted 149 00:06:36,357 --> 00:06:39,037 attention 150 00:06:39,037 --> 00:06:40,397 supermarket 151 00:06:40,397 --> 00:06:43,677 this bitch is ruining my day 152 00:06:43,677 --> 00:06:45,577 I need a manager 153 00:06:45,577 --> 00:06:46,737 this is Denise 154 00:06:46,737 --> 00:06:49,157 Denise Philippe Logan 155 00:06:49,157 --> 00:06:51,997 thanks 156 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:55,777 You called for a manager? 157 00:06:56,557 --> 00:06:59,997 Yes, one of your swine put me in a bad mood 158 00:06:59,997 --> 00:07:02,757 Is this true, Travis? 159 00:07:03,057 --> 00:07:06,357 I didn't mean to, she's my favorite customer, it was not on purpose 160 00:07:06,357 --> 00:07:08,997 Not only is she your favorite customer, she's your aunt 161 00:07:08,997 --> 00:07:11,317 How could you do this to your aunt? 162 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:15,517 I don't know, she's my favorite aunt too 163 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:16,657 I forgive you, quit 164 00:07:16,657 --> 00:07:21,157 I'm so sorry about this, Denise, Philippe, Logan 165 00:07:21,157 --> 00:07:25,957 you're our favorite customer here i'm willing to overlook it if i can use this expired coupon 166 00:07:25,957 --> 00:07:35,917 of course anything for you and wait am i seeing am i seeing double lucky me it's to denise day 167 00:07:35,917 --> 00:07:43,637 oh yeah that could be a symptom of low iron oh i'll get that checked out right away thanks so 168 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:52,397 much denise i recommend the beef cut back to denise's house whoa and you knocked travis down 169 00:07:52,397 --> 00:07:57,157 a peck or two that's nice i've been wanting to call him out for a while you're not mad as i was 170 00:07:57,157 --> 00:08:02,897 worried i i got a little too into character no you did that perfectly because you put on your 171 00:08:02,897 --> 00:08:10,697 application i'm sometimes bitchy yes and when i get bitchy i call other people bitch this bitch 172 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:11,057 Yeah. 173 00:08:11,337 --> 00:08:12,157 That's what I say. 174 00:08:12,357 --> 00:08:12,837 I swine. 175 00:08:12,897 --> 00:08:13,517 I got to look right away. 176 00:08:13,597 --> 00:08:14,117 I call him swine. 177 00:08:14,497 --> 00:08:15,177 Oh, no, that's okay. 178 00:08:15,597 --> 00:08:17,517 That's, he is swine. 179 00:08:17,677 --> 00:08:17,937 Okay. 180 00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:20,017 Oh, is that enough? 181 00:08:20,297 --> 00:08:20,797 Get in the closet. 182 00:08:20,857 --> 00:08:21,037 Oh, no. 183 00:08:21,377 --> 00:08:22,937 No, I'm just going to stand slightly behind you. 184 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:23,277 You're just going to stand there. 185 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:24,157 Oh, that makes sense. 186 00:08:24,217 --> 00:08:24,577 I'm freezing. 187 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,697 I'm coming to my door. 188 00:08:27,717 --> 00:08:27,997 Hello? 189 00:08:28,497 --> 00:08:29,317 Oh, Antonise. 190 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,777 I'm so, I just want to apologize about before. 191 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:34,297 Oh, my God. 192 00:08:34,977 --> 00:08:36,217 I'm seeing it again. 193 00:08:36,337 --> 00:08:37,597 Okay, Antonise. 194 00:08:38,157 --> 00:08:39,817 You must be gaslighting me or something. 195 00:08:39,817 --> 00:08:41,817 I swear to God there's two of you. 196 00:08:41,817 --> 00:08:43,817 No. 197 00:08:43,817 --> 00:08:45,817 What? 198 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:49,817 There's only one Denise. 199 00:08:49,817 --> 00:08:51,817 Bye. 200 00:08:51,817 --> 00:08:53,817 Wait, hold on. 201 00:08:53,817 --> 00:08:55,817 Each of you bend over right now. 202 00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:57,817 Let me see the back of your underwear. 203 00:08:59,817 --> 00:09:21,066 Oh my God Only my Aunt Denise has underwear like that but you both wearing it that why i do goodbye travis oh that was so close i got i got into character as the doppelganger you doing 204 00:09:21,066 --> 00:09:27,946 great this package includes confidence the confidence to be someone being you this i can't 205 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:34,766 believe i'm saying this but i feel like you're making you obsolete i feel like i can be seen in 206 00:09:34,766 --> 00:09:44,986 public now oh let's just we need to try it one more time you need to try the i i have a date 207 00:09:44,986 --> 00:09:47,046 tonight. Let's go on the 208 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:47,966 date. Okay. 209 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:50,366 That sounds like you'll need the 210 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:52,466 bow chicka wow wow package. 211 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:55,066 Yes, whatever it is. Add it. 212 00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:56,606 Okay. 213 00:09:57,506 --> 00:09:58,306 Cut to the date. 214 00:09:58,906 --> 00:10:00,786 Okay. He's about to show up. 215 00:10:00,906 --> 00:10:03,026 Are you going to stay at this table? Yeah, I'm sitting here 216 00:10:03,026 --> 00:10:04,546 next to you. Right next to me? Yeah. 217 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,166 Hopefully he just doesn't even comment on it. 218 00:10:07,246 --> 00:10:08,826 Maybe he's real dumb. Yeah. 219 00:10:11,406 --> 00:10:12,786 Hello. You must be Denise. 220 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:14,926 You're a lovely and very 221 00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:25,066 individual looking woman yes i am wow i love seeing your one set of mouths move as you speak 222 00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:37,406 those words thank you i'm smart i think i see a future here would you like to go to the coat closet 223 00:10:37,406 --> 00:10:38,906 and have sex. 224 00:10:42,806 --> 00:10:43,526 Sorry. 225 00:10:44,906 --> 00:10:46,426 I'm excited. 226 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:48,506 Don't be sorry, Denise. 227 00:10:48,906 --> 00:10:50,286 I like the way you think. 228 00:10:51,326 --> 00:10:52,606 I see a real future here. 229 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,186 Well, I see a past. 230 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,346 Cut to the divorce. 231 00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:06,446 Okay, we can cut to the divorce. 232 00:11:07,406 --> 00:11:23,266 I always knew you weren't good enough for me. 233 00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:29,706 Well, funny you should mention that. 234 00:11:29,706 --> 00:11:32,566 I've hired a doppelganger 235 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,906 from an online service 236 00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:36,466 so I can be twice the man that you 237 00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:38,866 expect me to be 238 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,866 well 239 00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:47,526 alright scene 240 00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:03,826 We'll see you next time.