welcome to very fine friends bonus improv bonus
Joe, can we please get a suggestion for our improv scene?
Your suggestion is proposal.
Proposal.
How do you feel about those people who get proposed to in very public places like Disneyland?
I am not a fan.
Same.
I would be so embarrassed.
Why on earth would you want to do that?
I would say no on that basis alone.
Even if I was smitten completely with that person, so in love with it, if they did that, I'd be like, well, no.
You don't know me at all.
No.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, oh, I don't.
You don't know me as well as I thought you did.
But there are people who do want that.
Who do.
Mm-hmm.
Like, I don't understand.
Why?
How do you feel about it?
No, I don't like to be perceived at all.
Oh, yeah.
You said that, right?
Yeah.
I don't.
I'd be so.
I'd be humiliated.
Yeah.
Don't look at me.
Don't take pictures of me.
i don't want you seeing my reaction have you ever seen a proposal happen um no but a friend of mine
had that happen to her oh no what'd she do did she like it no but she said yes wow how how did it how
did he do it um i think it was at disneyland oh you start to say how did it end i thought you were
like how'd they do it i'm like i don't know um but yeah no i i don't think that that's just i want
a nice private thing i think i would like a nice private wedding too like very small group yeah
yeah i know why all that fuss and muss yeah yeah it's really just like why do you want people
looking at you no thanks no thank you i'm gonna hire a doppelganger actually for me and my spouse
and we'll be i'll be in the audience and they'll be getting married but it's for us it's also just
like especially a place like disneyland where it's just like so commercial like it just ruins
the intimacy of the moment for me i don't know yeah we're like we're standing in a place that
people pay admission to get into like this i don't know but like a child is thrown up here
for sure yeah that's a perk oh then i will say yes and now improv
oh wow you actually really do look exactly like me hi i'm sorry come on in
hi thanks hi you you my doppelganger yes and i the best in the country wow it How lucky is that that you look just like me and you the best in the country Well you lucky We lucky I lucky by the transitive property
Oh.
Well, thank you so much for doing this.
I got a lot of things to do today.
And I just want them taken care of.
And I don't want anyone to see me doing it.
Well, I want it to look like I'm doing all of these things, but I don't want anyone looking at me.
Oh, then you want that.
That's definitely her package.
Okay, good.
Yeah, I can do that.
All right, good.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Now, so you're free for the whole day?
Absolutely.
I can do overnights.
I cancel my whole life for you.
So however far you want to take this, I'm there.
All right.
Let's start with the weekend.
I got a lot planned for the weekend.
So I'm starting now.
You're good.
Okay.
So you want to do the whole weekend?
Whole weekend.
Sounds like you're going to want to upgrade to the drawer at my place package.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
But I got you.
I'll clean out a drawer right now.
Yeah.
Perfect.
This is great.
Okay.
Wonderful.
Where's your underwear?
Oh, what were you going to say?
Oh, I was.
Wait, why do you need to know where my underwear is?
well i'll be wearing it silly oh my god you're so thorough oh people i was wondering why you
showed up nude of course this is that's in the basic package the basic package is you doing
things in the nude yeah so basically it guarantees at least one upgrade but that's beside the point
um if i'm not wearing your underwear i want you to think about this and i have to bend over in
public and someone sees someone else's underwear you're done we're gone true all of my underwear
has my name embroidered on the backside of it.
I know.
You're classy.
See, it says Denise on the back of all my underwear.
Yep.
And even a last initial.
L.
And then next to that last initial,
Ogin.
Because my last name's Logan.
Yes.
I can't wait to wear these.
All right.
Well, here, let me help you into them.
Oh, thank you.
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.
Oh, perfect fit.
Perfect fit.
Because I'm the same measurements as you.
God.
you really are the best.
I stop eating when I get to your measurements.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's not luck.
So if I gain a little bit of weight over the weekend,
you'll gain it too?
I'll eat the exact same thing you eat.
God.
I'm sorry.
What's your name?
Denise.
I don't even know why I asked.
Yeah.
I legally changed it when you called.
Well, Denise, Logan.
Of course.
Let's go do some grocery shopping.
Oh, I love that.
Are you coming?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you want to see how I work?
I want to see how it goes.
That makes sense.
I'm just going to be a few steps behind you.
Okay, you got it.
I look forward to a wonderful fruitful relationship And I look forward to some wonderful fruit from the grocery store get to the grocery store oh oh hello hello denise uh good to see you again to get your items
wait denise yeah it's me but there's another denise a few feet behind you what's going on
oh you have double vision sweetie you need to go to the doctor you're unwell you can barely work
I'm gonna complain about you
no Denise
please you would never steer me wrong
I'll go to the doctor right now
I need a new cashier you're disgusting me
I'm disgusted
attention
supermarket
this bitch is ruining my day
I need a manager
this is Denise
Denise Philippe Logan
thanks
You called for a manager?
Yes, one of your swine put me in a bad mood
Is this true, Travis?
I didn't mean to, she's my favorite customer, it was not on purpose
Not only is she your favorite customer, she's your aunt
How could you do this to your aunt?
I don't know, she's my favorite aunt too
I forgive you, quit
I'm so sorry about this, Denise, Philippe, Logan
you're our favorite customer here i'm willing to overlook it if i can use this expired coupon
of course anything for you and wait am i seeing am i seeing double lucky me it's to denise day
oh yeah that could be a symptom of low iron oh i'll get that checked out right away thanks so
much denise i recommend the beef cut back to denise's house whoa and you knocked travis down
a peck or two that's nice i've been wanting to call him out for a while you're not mad as i was
worried i i got a little too into character no you did that perfectly because you put on your
application i'm sometimes bitchy yes and when i get bitchy i call other people bitch this bitch
Yeah.
That's what I say.
I swine.
I got to look right away.
I call him swine.
Oh, no, that's okay.
That's, he is swine.
Okay.
Oh, is that enough?
Get in the closet.
Oh, no.
No, I'm just going to stand slightly behind you.
You're just going to stand there.
Oh, that makes sense.
I'm freezing.
I'm coming to my door.
Hello?
Oh, Antonise.
I'm so, I just want to apologize about before.
Oh, my God.
I'm seeing it again.
Okay, Antonise.
You must be gaslighting me or something.
I swear to God there's two of you.
No.
What?
There's only one Denise.
Bye.
Wait, hold on.
Each of you bend over right now.
Let me see the back of your underwear.
Oh my God Only my Aunt Denise has underwear like that but you both wearing it that why i do goodbye travis oh that was so close i got i got into character as the doppelganger you doing
great this package includes confidence the confidence to be someone being you this i can't
believe i'm saying this but i feel like you're making you obsolete i feel like i can be seen in
public now oh let's just we need to try it one more time you need to try the i i have a date
tonight. Let's go on the
date. Okay.
That sounds like you'll need the
bow chicka wow wow package.
Yes, whatever it is. Add it.
Okay.
Cut to the date.
Okay. He's about to show up.
Are you going to stay at this table? Yeah, I'm sitting here
next to you. Right next to me? Yeah.
Hopefully he just doesn't even comment on it.
Maybe he's real dumb. Yeah.
Hello. You must be Denise.
You're a lovely and very
individual looking woman yes i am wow i love seeing your one set of mouths move as you speak
those words thank you i'm smart i think i see a future here would you like to go to the coat closet
and have sex.
Sorry.
I'm excited.
Don't be sorry, Denise.
I like the way you think.
I see a real future here.
Well, I see a past.
Cut to the divorce.
Okay, we can cut to the divorce.
I always knew you weren't good enough for me.
Well, funny you should mention that.
I've hired a doppelganger
from an online service
so I can be twice the man that you
expect me to be
well
alright scene
We'll see you next time.