welcome to very fine friends
joe can we get a suggestion for our improv do you have an appointment
uh yes your suggestion is spoiler spoiler
oh
there was that makes me think of this there was one time you know the movie happy death day
i just watched this did you seriously i watched it two nights ago i love that movie i think it's
great movie it's good yeah no i i also was thinking this exact same story uh well listeners i oh i
don't know i don't know how to tell the story without giving a spoiler for that movie it's
it's been long enough it came out in 2017 it's okay all right well listeners pause right now go
watch happy death day and happy death day to happy death day to you uh and then come back and finish
this episode um but we were uh outside universal studios and this was like around when happy death
day came out right it was a universal picture there's like advertising for it um and then my
brother aiden was like he he was like oh like something about like the oh yeah that killer like
oh yeah the killer is that escape prisoner guy and then my sister mary was like oh like spoiler
and he was oh that's not really a spoiler it was actually her roommate
I was like
oh don't worry I didn't actually spoil it
here's the spoiler
oh that's funny
yeah it was funny
oh you idiot what did you just do
he was like oh don't worry
I didn't spoil it
he was trying to be like
comforting her
no no the movie isn't spoiled
now it is
I love that
that reminds me of the time we were playing you ever play Seen It Oh yeah Yes It a movie trivia game where it uses DVDs and you pick different categories
Yeah.
You watch movie scenes and then you answer questions about it or other shit. I don't know.
One of them was a tongue twister. I can't remember the name of it.
Instead of Dances with Wolves, the clue was Tango's with Carnivorous Dogs.
and you had to figure out what movie it was.
Then we got one where it was like,
what theme song for this one movie?
And it was the scene where the girl was like,
she was like dancing and like water was falling on her.
Oh yeah.
And the other team, and I was a child, mind you.
Someone yelled at me, I was so upset.
And the team wasn't getting it
and we were like right there.
I'm like, oh my God.
I was sitting there and I was like,
I was like, I started singing the song
out of excitement.
No, it was Flash Tunes.
Yeah, it's Flash Tunes.
Yeah.
But Living Levita, Flashdance far
predates Living Levita
Loca. So I started singing the song
Oh, I'm thinking of Shrek 2. Never mind.
That's never a mistake.
You are forgiven in boots.
Anyway, because I started singing it, the other team
realized what it was and then they got the point.
And then the person on my team
yelled at me.
What was the song?
what a feeling
yeah yeah yeah that's right yeah
I was humming it I was like I'm so excited
yeah how old were you
11
is that old enough to be yelled at
god knows I already was
were you in a home depot
no I was in a house in Buffalo
and now
improv
Linda, come in here.
Hey.
Happy birthday, Linda.
Thank you.
Oh my God, how does it feel?
How does it feel to be 33?
Good, I think.
Feels a lot like 32.
I like that it's double numbers.
I like that.
33.
Two threes.
33.
So funny.
You being evicted What I know Take a minute it a minute no the wait no how come what just kidding oh oh oh that was not that not funny your cat got out what what gone i saw i saw it
on the ring cam mr knickers is gone yeah where'd he go no i don't know the ring cam only goes so
Oh, no.
He got run over.
What?
What is going on?
I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to dampen the news, but it lived.
Oh.
Breathe, breathe.
Oh, okay.
This is not.
He lived.
He's in surgery right now.
Oh, Jennifer.
Okay.
You know, you know, 33 is the year when the heart starts to go.
This is.
you're really putting me through my paces here
okay so Mr. Knickers is in surgery
just kidding
what? he's out
oh good okay he's out of surgery
already
okay so how is he
doing?
he's good
oh good he's happy
birthday miracle
good
I love that it's my favorite 80s song
Just kidding. He's real depressed.
He's such an active guy, Mr. Knickers.
Okay. Jennifer?
Yeah?
I'm going to ask you as a little birthday favor.
Stop taking me on this roller coaster.
Can you just skip to the very end?
What's the deal with Mr. Knickers?
Just kidding.
What does that mean?
What are you doing to me?
You know, I always loved Mr. Knickers.
Yes.
He wouldn't come to me.
So?
I tried.
I tried everything.
I lured him.
I gave him fancy treats.
I dressed as him.
What?
I was Mrs. Knickers.
You dressed as Mrs. Knickers?
You were at work.
It was fine.
To get him to come to you?
Yes.
and he was curious but ultimately repulsed You know Mr Nickers is gay What happened He hasn met the right anthropomorphized woman
Look, look, okay, so...
Did he run away, or...
What did you do to him?
I put him out.
You put Mr. Nickers out?
He's an indoor cat.
I opened the door and I said,
It's me or it's them.
And he chose them?
He's a bastard.
Okay, well, you know what?
Right now I'm understanding what Mr. Knickers' thought process was.
God bless that gay cat.
This is the worst birthday.
So where can I find Mr. Knickers?
Was he even in surgery?
No, right?
You said just kidding.
So where is he?
This is tough to say.
Just kidding.
No.
Oh, wait.
So he's here?
You didn't dress up as Mrs. Knickers and try and creepily entice my cat?
No, that's all true.
Oh, so what parts are you kidding about?
He's in the basement right now.
He's doing conversion therapy.
No, no.
He wanted to.
He saw the costume I made of other cats, and he was like, this lady loves me.
What?
yeah it's weird i know i thought he rejected you i was kidding about that keep up oh i'm sorry you
just keep adding new information and saying just kidding i can't keep up oh oh hold on here's a
cake i forgot i made this for you oh just kidding it's a pie but here's a candle
god this is such a freaking roller coaster my heart i know i know okay hang on let me blow that
I made a wish.
What was it?
It was for you and Mr. Knickers to live happily ever after.
You bitch!
Just kidding!
Okay.
Thank you.