1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:17,580 welcome to very fine friends 2 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:29,080 joe can we get a suggestion for our improv do you have an appointment 3 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,620 uh yes your suggestion is spoiler spoiler 4 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:40,280 oh 5 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:49,780 there was that makes me think of this there was one time you know the movie happy death day 6 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:55,660 i just watched this did you seriously i watched it two nights ago i love that movie i think it's 7 00:00:55,660 --> 00:01:02,900 great movie it's good yeah no i i also was thinking this exact same story uh well listeners i oh i 8 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:06,320 don't know i don't know how to tell the story without giving a spoiler for that movie it's 9 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:11,260 it's been long enough it came out in 2017 it's okay all right well listeners pause right now go 10 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:17,120 watch happy death day and happy death day to happy death day to you uh and then come back and finish 11 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:24,620 this episode um but we were uh outside universal studios and this was like around when happy death 12 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:32,100 day came out right it was a universal picture there's like advertising for it um and then my 13 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:39,120 brother aiden was like he he was like oh like something about like the oh yeah that killer like 14 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:47,720 oh yeah the killer is that escape prisoner guy and then my sister mary was like oh like spoiler 15 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,760 and he was oh that's not really a spoiler it was actually her roommate 16 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,680 I was like 17 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,980 oh don't worry I didn't actually spoil it 18 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:57,020 here's the spoiler 19 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:58,060 oh that's funny 20 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:00,200 yeah it was funny 21 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,520 oh you idiot what did you just do 22 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,280 he was like oh don't worry 23 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,660 I didn't spoil it 24 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:07,820 he was trying to be like 25 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,920 comforting her 26 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,500 no no the movie isn't spoiled 27 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,100 now it is 28 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,860 I love that 29 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:27,779 that reminds me of the time we were playing you ever play Seen It Oh yeah Yes It a movie trivia game where it uses DVDs and you pick different categories 30 00:02:28,179 --> 00:02:28,299 Yeah. 31 00:02:28,619 --> 00:02:33,019 You watch movie scenes and then you answer questions about it or other shit. I don't know. 32 00:02:33,799 --> 00:02:37,159 One of them was a tongue twister. I can't remember the name of it. 33 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:43,699 Instead of Dances with Wolves, the clue was Tango's with Carnivorous Dogs. 34 00:02:43,699 --> 00:02:45,659 and you had to figure out what movie it was. 35 00:02:46,259 --> 00:02:47,659 Then we got one where it was like, 36 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:49,019 what theme song for this one movie? 37 00:02:49,079 --> 00:02:50,479 And it was the scene where the girl was like, 38 00:02:50,659 --> 00:02:52,739 she was like dancing and like water was falling on her. 39 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:53,199 Oh yeah. 40 00:02:53,679 --> 00:02:56,379 And the other team, and I was a child, mind you. 41 00:02:56,699 --> 00:02:58,139 Someone yelled at me, I was so upset. 42 00:02:59,819 --> 00:03:01,679 And the team wasn't getting it 43 00:03:01,679 --> 00:03:02,759 and we were like right there. 44 00:03:02,819 --> 00:03:03,499 I'm like, oh my God. 45 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:04,479 I was sitting there and I was like, 46 00:03:04,479 --> 00:03:07,859 I was like, I started singing the song 47 00:03:07,859 --> 00:03:09,779 out of excitement. 48 00:03:11,019 --> 00:03:11,899 No, it was Flash Tunes. 49 00:03:12,079 --> 00:03:12,799 Yeah, it's Flash Tunes. 50 00:03:12,799 --> 00:03:14,119 Yeah. 51 00:03:14,979 --> 00:03:17,039 But Living Levita, Flashdance far 52 00:03:17,039 --> 00:03:19,359 predates Living Levita 53 00:03:19,359 --> 00:03:21,299 Loca. So I started singing the song 54 00:03:21,299 --> 00:03:22,759 Oh, I'm thinking of Shrek 2. Never mind. 55 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:24,519 That's never a mistake. 56 00:03:26,819 --> 00:03:28,559 You are forgiven in boots. 57 00:03:31,079 --> 00:03:32,919 Anyway, because I started singing it, the other team 58 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:34,979 realized what it was and then they got the point. 59 00:03:35,719 --> 00:03:37,259 And then the person on my team 60 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:37,879 yelled at me. 61 00:03:40,059 --> 00:03:40,919 What was the song? 62 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:43,119 what a feeling 63 00:03:43,119 --> 00:03:44,479 yeah yeah yeah that's right yeah 64 00:03:44,479 --> 00:03:47,839 I was humming it I was like I'm so excited 65 00:03:47,839 --> 00:03:49,759 yeah how old were you 66 00:03:49,759 --> 00:03:52,319 11 67 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:55,939 is that old enough to be yelled at 68 00:03:55,939 --> 00:03:57,899 god knows I already was 69 00:03:57,899 --> 00:03:59,279 were you in a home depot 70 00:03:59,279 --> 00:04:01,619 no I was in a house in Buffalo 71 00:04:01,619 --> 00:04:05,299 and now 72 00:04:05,299 --> 00:04:06,619 improv 73 00:04:10,919 --> 00:04:14,059 Linda, come in here. 74 00:04:15,379 --> 00:04:15,859 Hey. 75 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:17,899 Happy birthday, Linda. 76 00:04:18,439 --> 00:04:19,439 Thank you. 77 00:04:19,679 --> 00:04:21,379 Oh my God, how does it feel? 78 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:23,239 How does it feel to be 33? 79 00:04:24,799 --> 00:04:26,139 Good, I think. 80 00:04:26,259 --> 00:04:27,379 Feels a lot like 32. 81 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:30,399 I like that it's double numbers. 82 00:04:30,699 --> 00:04:31,359 I like that. 83 00:04:32,159 --> 00:04:32,579 33. 84 00:04:32,919 --> 00:04:33,399 Two threes. 85 00:04:33,679 --> 00:04:33,919 33. 86 00:04:34,199 --> 00:04:34,659 So funny. 87 00:04:35,259 --> 00:04:53,598 You being evicted What I know Take a minute it a minute no the wait no how come what just kidding oh oh oh that was not that not funny your cat got out what what gone i saw i saw it 88 00:04:53,598 --> 00:05:00,278 on the ring cam mr knickers is gone yeah where'd he go no i don't know the ring cam only goes so 89 00:05:00,278 --> 00:05:02,658 Oh, no. 90 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:05,758 He got run over. 91 00:05:06,438 --> 00:05:06,638 What? 92 00:05:06,978 --> 00:05:08,578 What is going on? 93 00:05:08,778 --> 00:05:09,498 I'm sorry. 94 00:05:09,778 --> 00:05:13,938 I'm just trying to dampen the news, but it lived. 95 00:05:14,518 --> 00:05:14,858 Oh. 96 00:05:15,478 --> 00:05:16,618 Breathe, breathe. 97 00:05:16,738 --> 00:05:17,418 Oh, okay. 98 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:17,978 This is not. 99 00:05:18,858 --> 00:05:19,338 He lived. 100 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:20,518 He's in surgery right now. 101 00:05:20,678 --> 00:05:21,278 Oh, Jennifer. 102 00:05:21,718 --> 00:05:22,058 Okay. 103 00:05:22,778 --> 00:05:27,038 You know, you know, 33 is the year when the heart starts to go. 104 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:28,218 This is. 105 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:31,098 you're really putting me through my paces here 106 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,918 okay so Mr. Knickers is in surgery 107 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:34,678 just kidding 108 00:05:34,678 --> 00:05:36,338 what? he's out 109 00:05:36,338 --> 00:05:39,038 oh good okay he's out of surgery 110 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:39,458 already 111 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:43,218 okay so how is he 112 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:43,518 doing? 113 00:05:45,418 --> 00:05:46,278 he's good 114 00:05:46,278 --> 00:05:48,538 oh good he's happy 115 00:05:48,538 --> 00:05:50,158 oh good he's happy 116 00:05:50,158 --> 00:05:52,638 birthday miracle 117 00:05:52,638 --> 00:05:53,218 good 118 00:05:53,218 --> 00:05:56,298 I love that it's my favorite 80s song 119 00:05:56,298 --> 00:05:58,298 Just kidding. He's real depressed. 120 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:03,418 He's such an active guy, Mr. Knickers. 121 00:06:04,318 --> 00:06:05,578 Okay. Jennifer? 122 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:06,338 Yeah? 123 00:06:07,278 --> 00:06:09,818 I'm going to ask you as a little birthday favor. 124 00:06:11,718 --> 00:06:13,878 Stop taking me on this roller coaster. 125 00:06:14,938 --> 00:06:17,158 Can you just skip to the very end? 126 00:06:19,498 --> 00:06:21,198 What's the deal with Mr. Knickers? 127 00:06:24,298 --> 00:06:25,238 Just kidding. 128 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,118 What does that mean? 129 00:06:28,438 --> 00:06:29,978 What are you doing to me? 130 00:06:31,818 --> 00:06:33,798 You know, I always loved Mr. Knickers. 131 00:06:34,758 --> 00:06:35,238 Yes. 132 00:06:36,518 --> 00:06:37,698 He wouldn't come to me. 133 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:39,118 So? 134 00:06:39,518 --> 00:06:40,258 I tried. 135 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:40,978 I tried. 136 00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:41,718 I tried everything. 137 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:42,558 I lured him. 138 00:06:43,238 --> 00:06:44,438 I gave him fancy treats. 139 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,358 I dressed as him. 140 00:06:45,658 --> 00:06:45,978 What? 141 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,318 I was Mrs. Knickers. 142 00:06:48,478 --> 00:06:50,678 You dressed as Mrs. Knickers? 143 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,438 You were at work. 144 00:06:51,518 --> 00:06:52,318 It was fine. 145 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:53,658 To get him to come to you? 146 00:06:53,738 --> 00:06:54,118 Yes. 147 00:06:54,118 --> 00:07:07,936 and he was curious but ultimately repulsed You know Mr Nickers is gay What happened He hasn met the right anthropomorphized woman 148 00:07:08,516 --> 00:07:10,396 Look, look, okay, so... 149 00:07:11,836 --> 00:07:13,816 Did he run away, or... 150 00:07:13,816 --> 00:07:15,056 What did you do to him? 151 00:07:15,276 --> 00:07:15,936 I put him out. 152 00:07:16,516 --> 00:07:19,836 You put Mr. Nickers out? 153 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:21,236 He's an indoor cat. 154 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:23,056 I opened the door and I said, 155 00:07:23,056 --> 00:07:25,176 It's me or it's them. 156 00:07:27,396 --> 00:07:28,816 And he chose them? 157 00:07:28,996 --> 00:07:29,836 He's a bastard. 158 00:07:30,296 --> 00:07:31,296 Okay, well, you know what? 159 00:07:31,316 --> 00:07:34,556 Right now I'm understanding what Mr. Knickers' thought process was. 160 00:07:35,396 --> 00:07:36,656 God bless that gay cat. 161 00:07:39,636 --> 00:07:41,256 This is the worst birthday. 162 00:07:41,736 --> 00:07:43,436 So where can I find Mr. Knickers? 163 00:07:43,556 --> 00:07:44,476 Was he even in surgery? 164 00:07:44,676 --> 00:07:45,196 No, right? 165 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:45,996 You said just kidding. 166 00:07:46,636 --> 00:07:48,516 So where is he? 167 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,476 This is tough to say. 168 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,176 Just kidding. 169 00:07:54,556 --> 00:07:54,676 No. 170 00:07:55,196 --> 00:07:56,796 Oh, wait. 171 00:07:57,316 --> 00:07:58,396 So he's here? 172 00:07:58,636 --> 00:08:04,216 You didn't dress up as Mrs. Knickers and try and creepily entice my cat? 173 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:05,596 No, that's all true. 174 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:08,416 Oh, so what parts are you kidding about? 175 00:08:08,976 --> 00:08:10,596 He's in the basement right now. 176 00:08:10,676 --> 00:08:11,936 He's doing conversion therapy. 177 00:08:12,696 --> 00:08:13,296 No, no. 178 00:08:14,596 --> 00:08:15,676 He wanted to. 179 00:08:15,776 --> 00:08:16,456 He wanted to. 180 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:21,876 He saw the costume I made of other cats, and he was like, this lady loves me. 181 00:08:22,316 --> 00:08:22,796 What? 182 00:08:23,056 --> 00:08:29,516 yeah it's weird i know i thought he rejected you i was kidding about that keep up oh i'm sorry you 183 00:08:29,516 --> 00:08:34,676 just keep adding new information and saying just kidding i can't keep up oh oh hold on here's a 184 00:08:34,676 --> 00:08:38,136 cake i forgot i made this for you oh just kidding it's a pie but here's a candle 185 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:48,636 god this is such a freaking roller coaster my heart i know i know okay hang on let me blow that 186 00:08:48,636 --> 00:08:50,536 I made a wish. 187 00:08:50,856 --> 00:08:51,496 What was it? 188 00:08:52,876 --> 00:08:56,936 It was for you and Mr. Knickers to live happily ever after. 189 00:08:57,216 --> 00:08:57,976 You bitch! 190 00:08:58,136 --> 00:08:58,776 Just kidding! 191 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,356 Okay. 192 00:09:18,636 --> 00:09:19,636 Thank you.