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francis do you have a favorite halloween costume that you've ever had

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this is a sore subject oh no no it's okay it's just i always want to dress up for halloween

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and then I'm always like

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it's the day

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I'm like I'm busy

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I forgot I'm an adult

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and so usually

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one time I met this guy his name was Paul

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and he used to work at a Walgreens

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Paul Greens?

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that's it

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that's the podcast

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sorry

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go on

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how did I never think that

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anyway

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he kissed me like Spider-Man once.

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Oh.

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What?

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Yeah, like upside down.

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Anyway.

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Anyway.

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Anyway, he gave me his name tag.

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Oh.

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So on Halloween, I used to just put it on.

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Oh.

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Walk around in it.

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That's pretty good.

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Did Spider-Man kiss you at Walgreens?

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No.

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No, on the couch.

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In the furniture section at Walgreens?

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The furniture section of his house.

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You?

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Um, not really.

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I've always felt like, I don't know, people get super into Halloween costumes.

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I like doing the very subtle one that's basically not a costume.

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Like, I think, was it last year, maybe?

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Or two years ago?

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There's a Tim Robinson sketch where a character in it has a shirt that says, yeah, I play drums.

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And so I just got that shirt.

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So I was that character from that sketch that nobody knew.

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That counts.

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And a real fan would have.

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Raj, King of the Lambs.

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That's the character.

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But yeah.

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A real fan might know.

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Except right.

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Yeah.

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I mean, they wouldn't.

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Because, I mean, he was like a tall, thin, bald man.

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But did he have that shirt on?

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Yeah, you wore that shirt.

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Then they would know.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I guess none of the little kids that came to my door were two true fans of Tim Robinson.

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Well, they are stupid.

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Kids are dumb.

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You know what that reminds me of when I was a kid?

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I would go around in my Scream costume.

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I was big into Scream.

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Oh, yeah.

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And so I wore the Scream outfit with the mask.

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Like in July.

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Terrorizing my neighborhood.

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Like how little kids just like, like they'll wear like their Spider-Man suit all the time.

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You're just walking around in your Scream costume.

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What made you think of Spider-Man?

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I don't know.

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Is it Paul?

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It was a deep, no, it was a deep cut.

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I pulled it from the far reaches of my brain.

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I could never wear a Spider-Man costume because it's too tight fitting.

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I know.

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No one's going to believe I'm Spider-Man.

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Very few people can pull it off.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, this lady wouldn't give me candy unless I took my mask off and I didn't want to.

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Why?

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She was afraid.

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And she had like a metal door and she, and I was.

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It's Halloween.

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I know, but I was always a pretty big kid.

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And I wasn't like a kid kid.

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I was like in sixth grade or something.

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Oh, you were one of those like.

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Sixth grade's okay.

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That's the cutoff probably.

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And so I was taller than other kids.

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And like I'm in the scream costume.

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And I've got like the bloody knife, you know.

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And she literally like opened the door but left the screen door closed.

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And she was like, very good, very good.

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I can't give you candy until I see the whites of your eyes.

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And I was just standing there.

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And then I just left.

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I'll be back later.

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Better lock your doors.

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Well, welcome to Friends Like Us, a podcast where friends talk about stuff.

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It's Halloween tomorrow.

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So we're getting spooky with it on this episode.

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Yeah.

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Well, happy Halloween.

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Happy Halloween.

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Or is it?

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I don't know what any of that meant.

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Quick interruption.

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Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own secret word.

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Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person noticing.

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If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.

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and right before we die we add up all the points and then we get a prize whoever has the most points

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for guessing the most secret words here's joe with today's secret words jenna's secret word

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is stalkings francis's secret word is conquering back to the pod uh well let's uh get with our

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let's get with our first segment.

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You want to get with our segment?

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Yes.

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I gotta get with my segs.

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Oh, safe segs. We gotta call it that.

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Francis, I think

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you know what time it is. It's time for

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the invention of the

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week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Meow.

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Meow.

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Inventions.

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Sure, I'll go.

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Oh, you scared me.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Here, you're the ones in my eyes.

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Oh, there you are.

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Okay, this is a man-repelling invention.

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Ooh.

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You're gonna like this.

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Okay.

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The invention is, you know how sometimes men won't stop?

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You know, like...

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Stop what?

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Like attention.

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Talking.

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Oh, yeah.

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You know?

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I do know that

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yeah I know

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I know you have a problem with it

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yep

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so I was thinking

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it's Halloween

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how do we

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stop these men

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from talking to us

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yes

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big problem around Halloween

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it's a huge Halloween problem

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it peaks every October 31st

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this problem

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it's dangerous

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it's scary and it stinks

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Well, this is right in time, then.

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Yeah, you're all going to thank me.

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Here it is.

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Okay.

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I'm ready.

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You know how you have hair.

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I do know that.

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Yes.

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And so sorry for anyone who doesn't.

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This, unfortunately, is not, this is not one for you.

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You could buy it for a friend who has hair.

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You're familiar with...

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Are you familiar with squibs?

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Squid packs?

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Like gunshot in movies?

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Yeah.

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We make tiny versions of it.

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They're like little, almost flat beads.

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Almost flat.

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And you put them on your scalp, hidden by your hair.

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Kind of close to the hairline, wherever you can hide it, where you can't see.

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Okay?

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I'm just now picturing...

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I might be ahead of you on this.

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Are we going to have fake blood shooting under the tops of our heads?

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We're going to have fake blood running down our face.

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It's not like a pop.

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It's like a light pop.

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Anyway, here's what happens.

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You can trigger them with your phone, like an app.

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You could say, like, release the squibs.

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Or you can calibrate it to your scream decibel.

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When your phone hears you scream.

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So imagine a man's talking to you.

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You want us to stop.

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So I just go, ah!

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Yeah.

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And it pops all the squibs.

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And the blood starts running down your face.

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he's out of there.

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I guarantee you.

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I think he might be out of there if like midway him talking about his fantasy

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football team or whatever.

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And then I just start screaming.

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He might be out of there just from the screen.

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We'll never know what was the cause because it happened simultaneously.

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This is not just good for men.

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Any situation you want to get out of.

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You don't think that that's going to attract way more attention.

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you think people are going to leave you alone if they're suddenly bleeding from the head?

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Yes.

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You think people are going to be like, you know what?

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She's fine.

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I'm just going to go now.

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I don't think they're going to think.

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I think they're going to be like, I'm out.

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I'm out of here.

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They're not going to be like, what's happening?

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Are you okay?

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Do you need me to call 911?

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You don't think the man's instinct to like protect the woman or help her is going to kick in?

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I don't think so.

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I know that's not an instinct that you have.

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No, I do.

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I have that instinct.

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But I think that, you know how they say, like, don't yell help, yell fire, because, like, people won't help you.

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But they will come see about a fire.

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Yeah.

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You ever heard that?

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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It's real.

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It's human psychology.

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So maybe you could scream fire and the blood will come down.

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Then he'd just go, where's the fire?

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Then he'd stick around.

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It's the opposite of what you were saying.

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So I should yell help than if I want to not have him stay.

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Yeah.

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So he's standing in front of me, talking to me.

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Here, let's try this out.

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Am I the man?

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Yes.

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Okay, great.

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My dream.

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No, actually, because I want to see how this works.

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I'll be the man.

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Okay, I'll back up when I scream.

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Okay.

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Oh, just coming out of the store.

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Oh, I got everything I need for Halloween.

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Oh, Jeanette.

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Hey, how's it going?

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Oh, hey.

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Oh, I'm so glad I got you.

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I'm just so busy right now.

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Listen, I know it's a little early, but I'm already planning my Super Bowl party.

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I just told you I was busy.

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And, uh, yeah.

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Anyway, last year, everyone loved your dip.

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Yeah.

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And it feels like it really wouldn't be a party.

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Yeah, okay.

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I'm pretty sure the 49ers are going to be in the Super Bowl again.

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Yeah!

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If you'll excuse me, I have to go now.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Wait.

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Uh-uh.

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Wait, wait.

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I was about to leave, but now there's blood running down your head.

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Are you okay?

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What happened?

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Quick, somebody

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Somebody get

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00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,160
No, I don't need help

277
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:39,940
Somebody

278
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,520
Janette, what's going on?

279
00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:46,060
Somebody call 911

280
00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:46,520
No

281
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:51,120
I will hold your bloody head until help gets here

282
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:51,540
No

283
00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:54,920
And in the meantime, I'm going to keep talking about football

284
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,120
To keep you calm

285
00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:56,720
Gunshot

286
00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:01,020
I don't know, I don't think it would work

287
00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:02,580
Well, you're just a good friend

288
00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:04,360
I think most people

289
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,800
if someone started spontaneously bleeding from the top of their head.

290
00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,400
I know where this went wrong.

291
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:10,640
Oh, okay.

292
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,520
There's one tiny detail that if you change it,

293
00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,120
it'll be...

294
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,040
It's a bit of a detail.

295
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,920
This is not for friends or people you know.

296
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,260
This is for random people you don't know.

297
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,520
Okay, so how often are you being...

298
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,520
Okay, so...

299
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,000
You're going out.

300
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:31,480
Okay.

301
00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:32,760
Guess what?

302
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:33,340
What?

303
00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,940
Your divorce just got finalized.

304
00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:35,300
Okay.

305
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,280
It's time to party.

306
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,160
Put on your lube bootings.

307
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:39,840
All right.

308
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,020
Let's play this scenario out.

309
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,720
Are you the divorcee?

310
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:44,760
No, I'm the man again.

311
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:45,720
Oh, okay.

312
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:46,320
Great.

313
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,020
Oh, my God.

314
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,000
Love this club.

315
00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:51,740
Wow.

316
00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:52,980
Drink is good.

317
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:54,300
I'm hot.

318
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,260
Hey.

319
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,220
Yeah, I heard that.

320
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:56,900
You are hot.

321
00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:57,460
Oh, thanks.

322
00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,400
This is for me, though.

323
00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,280
Have a nice night, sir.

324
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,080
Whoa.

325
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:01,800
What's that?

326
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:02,500
Sorry.

327
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,380
It's so loud in here.

328
00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:03,780
It's not that loud.

329
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:04,620
I said no.

330
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:05,380
What?

331
00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:05,720
Thank you.

332
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,620
I don't mean to be a, you know, just please.

333
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,120
Hey, hey, hey.

334
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,280
Someone pretty like you shouldn't be all alone.

335
00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:19,640
I'm bleeding.

336
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:20,540
Go away.

337
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:24,640
This is too much drama for me.

338
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,880
I don't need this in my life right now.

339
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,080
Have a good night.

340
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:28,620
Whoa.

341
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:29,400
Francis.

342
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,160
I know.

343
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:31,660
That's the secret.

344
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,640
It can't be a friend.

345
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,240
Oh.

346
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,600
If they care, they stay.

347
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,940
Caring voids the warranty.

348
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,580
Oh, caring voids the warranty?

349
00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:42,020
Yeah.

350
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,380
Must be used on strangers.

351
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:44,880
Okay.

352
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:45,680
You like it?

353
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,180
Well, I mean, we now know that it would absolutely work.

354
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:49,440
Yeah.

355
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,040
God, I want to know the rest of her story now.

356
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,640
I want to know what she goes on to do.

357
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,620
I guess we'll have to save that for another invention.

358
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:57,880
Great.

359
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,380
So does this have a name?

360
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:01,860
Yeah.

361
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,320
What is its name?

362
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:03,900
X-Men.

363
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:05,740
Hmm.

364
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,580
We might get sued.

365
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,680
Well, not if we spell it E-X.

366
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,380
That's what I was going for.

367
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,440
Wait, but does it sound like former men?

368
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,800
Um, yes.

369
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,440
How about we do a different name?

370
00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:24,120
Oh, okay.

371
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,700
How about, um, just spitballing here.

372
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:29,180
Gigan.

373
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:30,960
Damn, that's good.

374
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:33,680
Miss Guygon?

375
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,680
Like Miss Saigon?

376
00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:36,720
That works.

377
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:38,040
Wow, that's good.

378
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:46,844
No I was thinking like Goo Gone Oh like Goo Gone Oh got to be Gloosbury Yeah that the best we going to do

379
00:13:48,624 --> 00:13:49,084
Thank you, Joe.

380
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:51,024
Not release the squibs?

381
00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:54,184
That's funny.

382
00:13:56,924 --> 00:13:57,484
Guy Gone.

383
00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,384
Release the squibs, that's cute.

384
00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:02,184
It's cute?

385
00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:03,744
Highfalutin in your Labutins.

386
00:14:08,504 --> 00:14:09,664
Divorce the night away.

387
00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:17,664
Okay.

388
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,784
I feel like there's another name in there.

389
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:20,704
It's not reigning men.

390
00:14:23,444 --> 00:14:24,744
Maybe that could be the tagline.

391
00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:27,244
That's a good tagline.

392
00:14:30,544 --> 00:14:31,524
Divorce the night away.

393
00:14:31,524 --> 00:14:31,824
Okay.

394
00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:34,004
Sorry, I'm making notes for myself.

395
00:14:34,384 --> 00:14:35,444
I know people would try this.

396
00:14:35,444 --> 00:14:45,764
well it would be honestly best as a weird halloween prank but listeners do not do this without

397
00:14:45,764 --> 00:14:51,544
buying it from us first yeah we're also gonna get it yeah that's right you couldn't even get

398
00:14:51,544 --> 00:14:57,404
it anywhere you can't even make this you can't even jury rig this yeah don't even try if you do

399
00:14:57,404 --> 00:15:03,124
try we'll know because we'll see your failed attempts yeah and no amount of screaming will

400
00:15:03,124 --> 00:15:06,244
The blood runs dry.

401
00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:07,204
No, that's stupid.

402
00:15:07,564 --> 00:15:09,704
I would go to their house if I found out they were using it,

403
00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:13,764
and I would jimmy their door and scare them late into the night,

404
00:15:13,844 --> 00:15:14,864
and I would jimmy every door.

405
00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:15,964
I'd go around.

406
00:15:16,224 --> 00:15:16,944
I'd hit the windows.

407
00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:18,464
You'd jimmy all the doors?

408
00:15:18,644 --> 00:15:18,824
Yeah.

409
00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:21,524
Just, here's your closet.

410
00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:23,804
I'm making eye contact.

411
00:15:25,644 --> 00:15:26,724
Get that off your head.

412
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,044
Bathroom door.

413
00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:35,704
i don't think jimmying the doors is as menacing if the person isn't on the other side of the door

414
00:15:35,704 --> 00:15:42,744
like if someone's in their bedroom and you're like like in the laundry room jimmying a door

415
00:15:42,744 --> 00:15:48,084
it's not it doesn't have the same menacing effect i don't think well anything's scary when you're

416
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:55,484
home alone like i have a a clothes steamer like a super nice one and i put like clothes on it and

417
00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:58,664
I always forget it's there when I use it and like I turn the corner in the dark and I see

418
00:15:58,664 --> 00:16:08,084
like the silhouette of a person and I like it's a nice night one day I'm gonna be in those clothes

419
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:17,344
the night I conquer my fear yeah when you're ready for it okay good uh well we've proven that

420
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:27,244
this works so i i don't know how every single lady on earth won't buy one of these and the blood

421
00:16:27,244 --> 00:16:33,324
doesn't stain oh that's that's a nice feature yeah it's a detergent it's actually it actually

422
00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:36,184
cleans your clothes it gets on your then you can just throw your clothes in the washer it's actually

423
00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:41,304
a beautiful exfoliant on your face and then it cleans your clothes it's an exfoliant when it's

424
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:48,604
on your face and then when it's on your clothes it's detergent it's yeah uh how quickly does the

425
00:16:48,604 --> 00:16:56,204
blood run down is it like a slow burn yeah okay it's thick viscous viscous goop you have time to

426
00:16:56,204 --> 00:17:05,904
like here's a rendition of what's actually happening it starts it's in the middle of my

427
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,024
forehead. It's now

428
00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:09,924
touching my eyebrow. Does that kind of help?

429
00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:12,064
Yeah. It's relatively fast.

430
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,324
I guess normal speed.

431
00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:18,224
Yeah, that's the technology.

432
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:21,824
You specially

433
00:17:21,824 --> 00:17:22,664
timed it.

434
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,904
You practiced. You hit a lot

435
00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:26,644
of people in the head.

436
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:29,884
Clocked how quickly the blood

437
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,324
ran down their forehead. Yeah.

438
00:17:31,644 --> 00:17:33,844
So that it would perfectly mimic

439
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,884
that speed. Because accuracy

440
00:17:35,884 --> 00:17:37,724
is key. I couldn't

441
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,864
look at myself in the mirror and live with

442
00:17:39,864 --> 00:17:41,724
myself and love myself if I hadn't

443
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:43,524
assaulted those strangers

444
00:17:43,524 --> 00:17:44,664
for the science.

445
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:46,884
And the strangers

446
00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:49,824
are grateful, by the way. They got a free

447
00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:50,964
one. Oh, yeah.

448
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:53,624
They got

449
00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:54,804
a free one.

450
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,264
They screamed and they bled.

451
00:17:57,484 --> 00:17:59,484
They screamed, they bled,

452
00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:01,524
and you immediately left the scene.

453
00:18:01,924 --> 00:18:03,984
Yeah, I did. Further proving that it works.

454
00:18:03,984 --> 00:18:05,644
Yeah. God, I'm good.

455
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,564
I just want to see if this works.

456
00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:11,184
Oh, good.

457
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:11,844
Yes, it does.

458
00:18:11,904 --> 00:18:13,204
I see blood and I immediately want to leave.

459
00:18:13,204 --> 00:18:14,244
And they were all divorcees.

460
00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:15,224
Oh, good.

461
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:17,384
Well, I divorced the night away.

462
00:18:18,124 --> 00:18:20,624
Probably on shelves by the time this episode drops.

463
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:20,884
Yeah.

464
00:18:21,364 --> 00:18:21,924
I guess.

465
00:18:21,924 --> 00:18:22,764
I'm sold out.

466
00:18:23,444 --> 00:18:26,944
Just in time for you to use it not for your Halloween costumes.

467
00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:28,204
No, this is a serious.

468
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:28,984
No, this is serious.

469
00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,124
This is like pepper spray.

470
00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,264
This is if you are trick-or-treating.

471
00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:34,324
If you're a grown woman trick-or-treating.

472
00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:41,344
and a man doesn't, wants to talk to you for a long time before giving you candy.

473
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:42,404
But they don't care about you.

474
00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:43,404
But they don't care about you.

475
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:43,624
Yeah.

476
00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:46,124
If they cared about you, then sadly this will.

477
00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:46,824
You can't use this.

478
00:18:46,844 --> 00:18:47,744
It avoids the warranty.

479
00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:48,144
Yeah.

480
00:18:48,864 --> 00:18:49,564
And it's a crime.

481
00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:51,464
Punishable by Jill.

482
00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:54,604
Sounded like he said punishable by Jill.

483
00:18:56,664 --> 00:18:57,204
That's right.

484
00:18:57,204 --> 00:19:02,024
Here at Friends Like Us, we have a special enforcer named Jill.

485
00:19:02,404 --> 00:19:02,544
Yeah.

486
00:19:02,544 --> 00:19:05,084
she handles all our crimes

487
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:06,384
hi it's Jill

488
00:19:06,384 --> 00:19:08,624
Jill get back off mic

489
00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:10,104
alright

490
00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:11,024
sorry

491
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,704
man tough fraud

492
00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:16,944
anyway you don't want to know what happens

493
00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:18,904
that's the point of Jill

494
00:19:18,904 --> 00:19:19,584
scary Jill

495
00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:23,544
cool well go to friendslikeuspod.com

496
00:19:23,544 --> 00:19:24,644
to buy your own

497
00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:25,964
divorce the night away

498
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:29,944
and

499
00:19:29,944 --> 00:19:33,284
enjoy your freedom, ladies.

500
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:35,804
Sometimes I feel like I have too much talent.

501
00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:39,684
I agree.

502
00:19:40,044 --> 00:19:40,224
Yeah.

503
00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:44,444
Oh, and that wraps up the invention of the week.

504
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,544
Now let's talk about your talent.

505
00:19:46,764 --> 00:19:48,084
Yeah, I just feel like

506
00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:50,564
some people out there can't think of one good idea.

507
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,324
And here I am.

508
00:19:51,644 --> 00:19:52,104
I can't.

509
00:19:53,044 --> 00:19:53,784
That's not true.

510
00:19:54,704 --> 00:19:56,264
Divorce the night away was your

511
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,124
words.

512
00:19:58,124 --> 00:20:02,204
I'm pretty sure you mostly inspired it though

513
00:20:02,204 --> 00:20:03,504
Let's just do an exercise

514
00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:05,284
I'm going to show you that anyone can do this

515
00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:07,544
Name one problem you have

516
00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:10,764
See I can't even think of a problem

517
00:20:10,764 --> 00:20:11,744
But I know I have them

518
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,424
You put me on the spot

519
00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:15,684
Here's a foolproof way

520
00:20:15,684 --> 00:20:17,664
Your dryer is broken

521
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,724
Oh no your clothes are wet

522
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:20,864
You have somewhere to go

523
00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:23,484
You have a line in the backyard

524
00:20:23,484 --> 00:20:25,564
How do you dry your clothes?

525
00:20:27,084 --> 00:20:27,844
My hair dryer

526
00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:34,504
i would take what i what i need to do and just air dry it that's absolutely brilliant

527
00:20:34,504 --> 00:20:39,764
thank you so i invented a hair dryer you invented a hair dryer you just gotta do one little thing

528
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:43,384
different like maybe it could have two barrels it could be like a shot or like a shotgun

529
00:20:43,384 --> 00:20:49,624
shaped but it's a hair dryer so it's a portable clothes dryer yeah it looks like a hair dryer

530
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:55,444
no it looks like a gun well but yeah sorry it looks like a gun see double barrel shotgun

531
00:20:55,444 --> 00:20:59,084
actually would be kind of fun to use

532
00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:00,724
see and you thought of it

533
00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:03,024
no you didn't

534
00:21:03,024 --> 00:21:11,184
well alright I guess then we're all

535
00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:11,904
geniuses

536
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,644
good talent

537
00:21:13,644 --> 00:21:14,324
except Jill

538
00:21:14,324 --> 00:21:16,444
well Jill has other talents

539
00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:20,164
like what

540
00:21:20,164 --> 00:21:23,264
Jill you're an enforcer

541
00:21:23,264 --> 00:21:24,564
you know you're an enforcer

542
00:21:24,564 --> 00:21:27,324
You're the muscles behind Friends Like Us.

543
00:21:27,604 --> 00:21:28,244
And that's it.

544
00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:31,344
Look.

545
00:21:31,804 --> 00:21:34,204
I thought you just kept me around for my body.

546
00:21:34,804 --> 00:21:37,364
We do for your muscly, muscly body.

547
00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:39,704
I love you.

548
00:21:46,424 --> 00:21:47,704
Francis is dying.

549
00:21:50,564 --> 00:21:51,084
Ow.

550
00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:52,024
Hold on, Francis.

551
00:21:52,184 --> 00:21:53,204
Let Jill Heimlich you.

552
00:21:53,284 --> 00:21:53,824
Enforce me.

553
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,924
Wow. That was great.

554
00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:00,704
Oh,

555
00:22:01,064 --> 00:22:01,484
baloney.

556
00:22:04,684 --> 00:22:06,364
All right. Well,

557
00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:08,684
thanks for fixing Francis,

558
00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:09,244
Jill.

559
00:22:12,084 --> 00:22:13,224
It's time

560
00:22:13,224 --> 00:22:14,344
for our next segment.

561
00:22:20,484 --> 00:22:21,924
Our next segment.

562
00:22:23,264 --> 00:22:23,704
John,

563
00:22:23,704 --> 00:22:33,604
I don't know if I can do it

564
00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:34,844
you can

565
00:22:34,844 --> 00:22:35,904
you invented a hair dryer

566
00:22:35,904 --> 00:22:36,844
you can do this

567
00:22:36,844 --> 00:22:37,444
okay

568
00:22:37,444 --> 00:22:40,724
it's time for her

569
00:22:40,724 --> 00:22:52,704
this is all stinging

570
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:57,324
this is great podcasting

571
00:22:57,324 --> 00:22:59,104
it's time for our next segment

572
00:22:59,104 --> 00:23:00,784
JonBenet

573
00:23:00,784 --> 00:23:12,924
Francis can you say it?

574
00:23:12,964 --> 00:23:14,344
yeah I can say it

575
00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:15,164
thank you

576
00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:17,324
it's time for our new segment

577
00:23:17,324 --> 00:23:19,504
JonBenet

578
00:23:19,504 --> 00:23:20,304
fancy

579
00:23:20,304 --> 00:23:28,044
hey y'all it's joe benet fancy

580
00:23:28,044 --> 00:23:31,824
all right

581
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:44,104
in this segment we detail we've decided to turn to a true crime podcast

582
00:23:44,104 --> 00:23:50,244
so buckle up listeners we're now a true crime podcast

583
00:23:50,244 --> 00:23:55,904
and always have been and and yeah have always been but we're now revealing it to you

584
00:23:55,904 --> 00:24:00,964
um we are about to detail a heinous crime

585
00:24:00,964 --> 00:24:09,464
that never happened but it's real but it's real and it's heinous and every disgusting detail

586
00:24:09,464 --> 00:24:11,584
is verifiable on Wikipedia.

587
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:12,984
Wikipedia.

588
00:24:14,224 --> 00:24:15,384
You said that funny.

589
00:24:18,064 --> 00:24:19,824
Joe, well, we know everything about

590
00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:21,564
all crimes ever. Yeah.

591
00:24:21,964 --> 00:24:23,864
So Joe just needs to

592
00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:25,604
give us a suggestion and it'll immediately

593
00:24:25,604 --> 00:24:27,604
make us think of a certain crime.

594
00:24:28,224 --> 00:24:29,444
We'll know exactly what's crime.

595
00:24:29,444 --> 00:24:31,124
Which is like our Rolodex. Yeah.

596
00:24:33,204 --> 00:24:34,004
Joe had to

597
00:24:34,004 --> 00:24:35,784
step away for a second, but Jill

598
00:24:35,784 --> 00:24:37,544
can give you a suggestion if you want.

599
00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:40,504
Sure, Jill. We're not paying you extra for this, though.

600
00:24:40,684 --> 00:24:41,344
Oh, okay.

601
00:24:42,944 --> 00:24:44,744
Your suggestion is rainforest.

602
00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:47,584
Oh, no.

603
00:24:48,544 --> 00:24:49,324
Rainforest.

604
00:24:50,104 --> 00:24:54,224
Well, Francis, I know we're thinking of the same one.

605
00:24:54,404 --> 00:24:57,544
Obviously, there's only one heinous rainforest.

606
00:24:58,724 --> 00:24:59,824
The Rainforest Cafe.

607
00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:00,804
Yeah.

608
00:25:02,724 --> 00:25:05,964
The Nasty Murders and Disfigurement.

609
00:25:07,544 --> 00:25:08,664
At the Rainforest Cafe.

610
00:25:08,664 --> 00:25:09,444
Rainforest Cafe, yep.

611
00:25:10,404 --> 00:25:11,444
Of 1995.

612
00:25:12,184 --> 00:25:12,504
Yep.

613
00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:18,984
This one, well, I feel like this is almost cheating because we're picking one that listeners all know.

614
00:25:19,124 --> 00:25:19,464
I know.

615
00:25:20,184 --> 00:25:26,484
I mean, everyone knows where they were when they heard about the Rainforest Cafe grizzly murders and disfigurements.

616
00:25:27,704 --> 00:25:28,724
Of 1995.

617
00:25:28,964 --> 00:25:29,524
Of 1995.

618
00:25:29,524 --> 00:25:34,744
Yeah, it was people, I've heard them say it's the Manson murders of the 90s.

619
00:25:34,744 --> 00:25:45,544
it's i've heard people call the manson murders the rainforest cafe disfigurement and murders of

620
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:52,464
the 70s 60s yeah it was 1969 i only know that because of the rainforest

621
00:25:52,464 --> 00:26:02,364
grizzly murders and disfigurements of 95 yeah yeah well uh this is a tough one to talk about

622
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:02,964
You okay?

623
00:26:03,184 --> 00:26:03,864
I'm okay.

624
00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:04,424
I'm okay.

625
00:26:04,784 --> 00:26:08,904
No, I mean, it's been 30 years at this point.

626
00:26:09,684 --> 00:26:12,144
So, you know, time heals all wounds.

627
00:26:12,344 --> 00:26:12,584
Yeah.

628
00:26:12,584 --> 00:26:13,184
Thank goodness.

629
00:26:13,424 --> 00:26:14,364
Well, not their wounds.

630
00:26:14,384 --> 00:26:15,164
Not theirs, no.

631
00:26:15,224 --> 00:26:15,364
Yeah.

632
00:26:17,044 --> 00:26:23,204
Well, it was, as you remember, Francis, a bachelorette party.

633
00:26:23,464 --> 00:26:23,784
Yes.

634
00:26:24,424 --> 00:26:25,904
And they hadn't made a reservation.

635
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:26,704
I remember that.

636
00:26:26,824 --> 00:26:27,064
No.

637
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:27,544
Yeah.

638
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:35,264
which is that like to me that's so heartbreaking because it like it underscores just how like fun

639
00:26:35,264 --> 00:26:41,204
and full of life these young ladies were yeah that they just the the world was still their oyster

640
00:26:41,204 --> 00:26:45,164
they didn't even think of reservations they just like they just knew that things were going to work

641
00:26:45,164 --> 00:26:49,884
out for them yeah i mean it's a bachelor it's a bachelorette party so already you're on top of the

642
00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:56,184
world yeah you feel like you can do anything you know they're out here breaking hearts conquering

643
00:26:56,184 --> 00:26:58,144
men. Yeah. Going

644
00:26:58,144 --> 00:26:58,644
wild.

645
00:27:00,064 --> 00:27:02,124
Thinking that someday they're going to

646
00:27:02,124 --> 00:27:03,704
be able to divorce the night away.

647
00:27:04,904 --> 00:27:06,104
Little did they know.

648
00:27:07,224 --> 00:27:08,444
The night would be divorcing

649
00:27:08,444 --> 00:27:09,764
their blood.

650
00:27:10,104 --> 00:27:12,104
That blood would be real

651
00:27:12,104 --> 00:27:13,984
running down their heads. Yeah. So

652
00:27:13,984 --> 00:27:16,184
they get in

653
00:27:16,184 --> 00:27:17,684
there. I remember this like it was yesterday.

654
00:27:17,944 --> 00:27:20,204
In a way it was. It still is.

655
00:27:20,284 --> 00:27:31,947
Every day it the same for me Every day I wake up and for like half a second I forgotten that it happened And then I remember it It just I know That why we always like to work Yep

656
00:27:32,247 --> 00:27:32,387
Yeah.

657
00:27:32,427 --> 00:27:33,407
And our bosses understand.

658
00:27:33,507 --> 00:27:33,747
They understand.

659
00:27:33,747 --> 00:27:34,747
Because this is a national tragedy.

660
00:27:34,927 --> 00:27:35,127
Yeah.

661
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,467
Because these were blonde women.

662
00:27:37,127 --> 00:27:38,107
Well, yeah.

663
00:27:39,127 --> 00:27:43,167
And technically not bottle blonde, but still.

664
00:27:43,427 --> 00:27:43,707
Yeah.

665
00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:44,287
It doesn't matter.

666
00:27:44,407 --> 00:27:44,847
It doesn't matter.

667
00:27:44,847 --> 00:27:46,227
As long as the light catches.

668
00:27:46,907 --> 00:27:50,827
Which in the end was how the killer found them.

669
00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:56,387
because their blonde hair was reflecting the light from the ceiling,

670
00:27:56,527 --> 00:28:00,267
which reflected into the eye of a decorative toucan.

671
00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:00,727
Yep.

672
00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:03,187
Which then shot upon them.

673
00:28:03,627 --> 00:28:06,967
Which, actually, the toucan involvement in this is,

674
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:14,947
this is actually why Kellogg suspended the toucan as the mascot of Froot Loops

675
00:28:14,947 --> 00:28:17,747
for a good year and a half, at least.

676
00:28:17,927 --> 00:28:19,507
I think it was at least 18 months.

677
00:28:19,587 --> 00:28:20,787
It might have been a full two years.

678
00:28:20,827 --> 00:28:23,387
that the toucan was not the mascot.

679
00:28:23,807 --> 00:28:25,807
Toucan was not a mascot

680
00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:27,467
because it was like too,

681
00:28:27,607 --> 00:28:30,687
just an image of a toucan was too much for.

682
00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:31,047
Yeah.

683
00:28:31,407 --> 00:28:31,627
Yeah.

684
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:34,267
He only got his job back because of the union.

685
00:28:35,227 --> 00:28:36,107
Well, I know.

686
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:39,447
But he was, he didn't push it for too,

687
00:28:39,567 --> 00:28:41,307
like he was gracious, he understood.

688
00:28:41,607 --> 00:28:42,567
Yeah, it was hard on him too.

689
00:28:42,587 --> 00:28:43,327
It was hard on him too,

690
00:28:43,387 --> 00:28:44,767
but he was willing to take that hit

691
00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:45,327
because it was like,

692
00:28:45,427 --> 00:28:46,627
this is a nation in mourning.

693
00:28:47,587 --> 00:28:50,647
And if my seeing me makes things harder,

694
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:51,767
that I want to accelerate this.

695
00:28:51,827 --> 00:28:54,347
But after a while, you know, he was kind of like, okay, I got to get back to work.

696
00:28:55,447 --> 00:28:58,147
And which then, you know, in America, ultimately understood.

697
00:28:58,627 --> 00:28:58,767
Yeah.

698
00:28:58,907 --> 00:29:00,087
It's not like he could do anything else.

699
00:29:00,627 --> 00:29:01,587
No, no.

700
00:29:01,647 --> 00:29:03,307
I mean, there's only one job for a toucan.

701
00:29:03,747 --> 00:29:05,507
Red Forest Cafe or cereal.

702
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:05,847
Cereal box.

703
00:29:05,967 --> 00:29:06,187
Yeah.

704
00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:10,427
So what I'm remembering now, God, this is coming back like crazy.

705
00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:15,567
Before anything happened, little objects started to go missing from the women at the table.

706
00:29:15,567 --> 00:29:17,987
And they didn't notice because they were having such a good time.

707
00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:18,707
Oh, yeah.

708
00:29:19,047 --> 00:29:19,447
I know.

709
00:29:20,407 --> 00:29:25,347
They didn't notice until the sash, the bride-to-be sash, was the thing that went missing.

710
00:29:25,547 --> 00:29:25,727
Yeah.

711
00:29:26,187 --> 00:29:28,627
And her friends were like, Dana, Dana, where's your sash?

712
00:29:28,847 --> 00:29:29,587
Where's your sash?

713
00:29:29,827 --> 00:29:30,987
Yeah, they're like, did you change your mind?

714
00:29:31,427 --> 00:29:31,667
Yeah.

715
00:29:31,907 --> 00:29:32,047
Yeah.

716
00:29:32,227 --> 00:29:34,287
No, Gregory's great.

717
00:29:34,687 --> 00:29:35,667
Oh, Gregory and Dana.

718
00:29:35,947 --> 00:29:38,207
I'm so mad just because what a great couple name.

719
00:29:38,567 --> 00:29:38,907
I know.

720
00:29:39,947 --> 00:29:40,587
I know.

721
00:29:41,587 --> 00:29:44,987
This is kind of a weird twist to all of this.

722
00:29:44,987 --> 00:29:49,967
So, you know, a few years later, Gregory ended up marrying somebody also named Dana.

723
00:29:50,427 --> 00:29:53,927
There are conspiracy theorists who think that was no accident.

724
00:29:54,707 --> 00:29:54,907
Really?

725
00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:55,367
Yeah.

726
00:29:56,367 --> 00:29:57,807
What's he liked about it was the name.

727
00:29:59,147 --> 00:30:01,687
Well, anyway, we're not here to talk about...

728
00:30:01,687 --> 00:30:02,447
Allegedly.

729
00:30:02,627 --> 00:30:02,987
Allegedly.

730
00:30:03,507 --> 00:30:03,607
Yeah.

731
00:30:04,527 --> 00:30:07,207
Gregory's a whole other podcast, quite frankly.

732
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,187
We could get into the psychology of Gregory.

733
00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,967
But we're going to put that to the side for now.

734
00:30:12,967 --> 00:30:15,167
That's a whole other segment another time.

735
00:30:17,227 --> 00:30:22,787
Yeah, but the ladies, Dana, she was so young.

736
00:30:23,187 --> 00:30:27,467
And also her maid of honor, Jessica.

737
00:30:27,887 --> 00:30:28,027
Yeah.

738
00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:29,727
Tiffany.

739
00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:30,987
Yeah.

740
00:30:31,207 --> 00:30:32,247
Rebecca with a K.

741
00:30:32,507 --> 00:30:33,067
And Berbar.

742
00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:40,867
Berbar was kind of an unfortunate one because she wasn't actually originally going to make it.

743
00:30:40,867 --> 00:30:44,167
because she was in Sweden, obviously.

744
00:30:46,527 --> 00:30:48,827
But Dana was like, it's not going to be the same without you, Brabara.

745
00:30:48,827 --> 00:30:49,287
I'll pay.

746
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:50,207
Is it money?

747
00:30:50,327 --> 00:30:50,747
I'll pay.

748
00:30:50,867 --> 00:30:51,167
I know.

749
00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:53,167
And then Brabara was like, no, no, no.

750
00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:56,607
But she then made her realize how much Dana wanted her to be there.

751
00:30:56,927 --> 00:30:57,027
Yeah.

752
00:30:57,527 --> 00:30:58,847
But she didn't tell Dana.

753
00:30:59,347 --> 00:31:03,967
And so when Dana got to the Rainforest Cafe, Brabara was there waiting.

754
00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:05,587
And it was like this big celebration.

755
00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:08,147
And they were like, oh, I didn't think you'd be here.

756
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:08,687
It was beautiful.

757
00:31:08,847 --> 00:31:09,507
I know, it was beautiful.

758
00:31:09,507 --> 00:31:12,527
Everyone in the restaurant was like, oh.

759
00:31:12,967 --> 00:31:13,367
I know.

760
00:31:13,967 --> 00:31:14,847
Send them a drink.

761
00:31:15,087 --> 00:31:15,627
Yeah, I know.

762
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:16,847
They actually didn't pay for drinks.

763
00:31:17,027 --> 00:31:18,167
I'm glad they didn't have to.

764
00:31:18,327 --> 00:31:18,487
Yeah.

765
00:31:18,707 --> 00:31:20,427
Well, no, they didn't pay for anything in the end.

766
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,647
Or they paid with their lives.

767
00:31:23,067 --> 00:31:24,087
Ultimately, I know.

768
00:31:25,007 --> 00:31:26,487
So the first disfigurement.

769
00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:27,387
Ah.

770
00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:29,967
Sad to say, it was Jessica.

771
00:31:30,827 --> 00:31:31,227
I know.

772
00:31:32,007 --> 00:31:35,307
Well, Jessica was kind of like the loud.

773
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,407
She was the loudest in the group.

774
00:31:37,407 --> 00:31:41,947
So it kind of makes sense that she was the one that was taken down first.

775
00:31:42,147 --> 00:31:42,367
Yeah.

776
00:31:42,427 --> 00:31:45,487
The irony of her coming back to the table with no lips.

777
00:31:47,787 --> 00:31:49,267
Yeah, I know.

778
00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:49,787
Yeah.

779
00:31:50,027 --> 00:31:50,907
And she didn't know.

780
00:31:51,707 --> 00:31:52,287
She didn't.

781
00:31:52,427 --> 00:31:53,087
She didn't even know.

782
00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:53,907
She did not realize.

783
00:31:54,087 --> 00:31:56,967
She's just trying to talk and they were like, girl, what?

784
00:31:58,407 --> 00:32:03,367
And well, she succeeded in talking because she still had her tongue.

785
00:32:04,387 --> 00:32:06,347
Those were that was next to go.

786
00:32:06,347 --> 00:32:06,647
Yeah.

787
00:32:06,647 --> 00:32:09,267
Every time she left, she came back missing something.

788
00:32:10,067 --> 00:32:10,187
Yeah.

789
00:32:11,247 --> 00:32:17,227
And next was Rebecca with a K.

790
00:32:17,607 --> 00:32:17,787
Yeah.

791
00:32:18,907 --> 00:32:20,527
A big capital K in the middle.

792
00:32:20,767 --> 00:32:21,127
Oh, yeah.

793
00:32:21,227 --> 00:32:22,167
Big capital K.

794
00:32:23,147 --> 00:32:28,227
She was like the life log, like the kindergarten friend.

795
00:32:29,007 --> 00:32:30,107
The one who she wasn't.

796
00:32:31,627 --> 00:32:34,507
She wasn't like in the rest of the group, really.

797
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:34,947
Yeah.

798
00:32:34,947 --> 00:32:35,907
but

799
00:32:35,907 --> 00:32:39,487
don't judge her too

800
00:32:39,487 --> 00:32:39,787
she

801
00:32:39,787 --> 00:32:42,887
she was the least attractive

802
00:32:42,887 --> 00:32:44,027
out of all of them

803
00:32:44,027 --> 00:32:47,167
and she was kind of the

804
00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:47,867
dorkiest

805
00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:51,247
she had her like

806
00:32:51,247 --> 00:32:52,927
really shiny

807
00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:54,867
long kind of like muumuu dress

808
00:32:54,867 --> 00:32:55,487
like pink

809
00:32:55,487 --> 00:32:59,087
you just said it all with muumuu didn't you

810
00:32:59,087 --> 00:33:00,387
no I meant

811
00:33:00,387 --> 00:33:02,747
she didn't have a sense of proportion

812
00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:03,947
she was actually not

813
00:33:03,947 --> 00:33:05,867
it just made her look boxy.

814
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:06,127
Yeah.

815
00:33:06,347 --> 00:33:07,247
And she was wearing

816
00:33:07,247 --> 00:33:08,847
she was wearing white stockings

817
00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:09,587
and white stockings

818
00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:11,507
always make legs look like tree trunks

819
00:33:11,507 --> 00:33:12,247
you know

820
00:33:12,247 --> 00:33:15,047
and white shoes too.

821
00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:15,607
Oh God.

822
00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:16,267
I know.

823
00:33:16,487 --> 00:33:17,027
Bad look.

824
00:33:17,447 --> 00:33:18,047
But she was like

825
00:33:18,047 --> 00:33:19,567
she was like the sweetest person.

826
00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:20,307
So nice.

827
00:33:20,307 --> 00:33:20,787
Everyone said she was

828
00:33:20,787 --> 00:33:21,787
they were like

829
00:33:21,787 --> 00:33:23,247
she earned that capital K.

830
00:33:23,727 --> 00:33:23,807
Kind.

831
00:33:24,047 --> 00:33:25,407
Kind with a capital K

832
00:33:25,407 --> 00:33:26,487
is what they would say.

833
00:33:27,027 --> 00:33:27,267
Yeah.

834
00:33:27,587 --> 00:33:27,947
Oh.

835
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:28,527
I know.

836
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,067
God it's like so sad.

837
00:33:30,487 --> 00:33:32,007
But I think what I'm remembering now

838
00:33:32,007 --> 00:33:32,347
is that

839
00:33:32,347 --> 00:33:33,907
someone came and said

840
00:33:33,907 --> 00:33:35,727
There's a phone call for Rebecca?

841
00:33:36,587 --> 00:33:37,507
Because they didn't know her.

842
00:33:37,827 --> 00:33:38,287
They were just like.

843
00:33:38,447 --> 00:33:38,627
Yeah.

844
00:33:38,927 --> 00:33:40,127
They just thought it was a weird name.

845
00:33:40,207 --> 00:33:40,347
Yeah.

846
00:33:40,427 --> 00:33:43,247
And Rebecca just got up and was like, oh, someone's calling me?

847
00:33:43,727 --> 00:33:44,707
It was the killer.

848
00:33:45,047 --> 00:33:45,227
Yeah.

849
00:33:45,387 --> 00:33:46,327
But we didn't know that then.

850
00:33:46,587 --> 00:33:47,327
No, I know.

851
00:33:48,647 --> 00:33:49,667
And it was weird.

852
00:33:49,787 --> 00:33:50,747
No, and they didn't seem to notice.

853
00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:53,027
The call was coming from inside the restaurant.

854
00:33:53,027 --> 00:33:55,807
It was coming from inside one of the trees in the restaurant.

855
00:33:56,527 --> 00:33:57,307
The tree phone.

856
00:33:57,727 --> 00:33:57,927
Yeah.

857
00:33:58,067 --> 00:33:58,667
The tree phone.

858
00:33:58,767 --> 00:33:58,867
Yeah.

859
00:33:59,007 --> 00:34:03,667
Which I don't know if listeners know this, but every rainforest cafe has three tree phones.

860
00:34:03,907 --> 00:34:04,087
Yep.

861
00:34:05,727 --> 00:34:07,227
I mean, not anymore.

862
00:34:08,567 --> 00:34:09,307
What do you mean?

863
00:34:09,827 --> 00:34:11,627
They disabled the tree.

864
00:34:11,627 --> 00:34:12,447
Because of the tragedy.

865
00:34:12,527 --> 00:34:13,247
Because of the tragedy.

866
00:34:13,327 --> 00:34:14,887
I heard there's one, but it doesn't work.

867
00:34:14,987 --> 00:34:15,387
It's just there.

868
00:34:16,148 --> 00:34:16,447
Right.

869
00:34:16,567 --> 00:34:16,707
Yeah.

870
00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:18,187
It's symbolic.

871
00:34:18,507 --> 00:34:18,987
It's...

872
00:34:18,987 --> 00:34:19,167
Yeah.

873
00:34:19,467 --> 00:34:21,167
You can go pilgrimage to it.

874
00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:22,247
You can leave a sash.

875
00:34:22,747 --> 00:34:23,007
Yeah.

876
00:34:23,487 --> 00:34:30,927
It's in Daytona, which is where the ladies wanted to go in the bachelorette party, but

877
00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:33,727
they couldn't afford it, so...

878
00:34:33,727 --> 00:34:34,587
Too bad, huh?

879
00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:35,167
I know.

880
00:34:35,387 --> 00:34:36,587
Let this be a lesson to you all.

881
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:37,847
Spring for Daytona.

882
00:34:38,027 --> 00:34:38,307
Yep.

883
00:34:39,307 --> 00:34:40,807
Oh, that's a good...

884
00:34:40,807 --> 00:34:44,648
That was a good dad for the Daytona Chamber of Commerce.

885
00:34:44,827 --> 00:34:45,107
You think?

886
00:34:45,227 --> 00:34:45,747
Spring break.

887
00:34:46,267 --> 00:34:46,947
Spring for Daytona.

888
00:34:46,947 --> 00:34:47,827
Spring for Daytona.

889
00:34:48,047 --> 00:34:48,827
They can't use it.

890
00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:49,807
Yeah, they can...

891
00:34:49,807 --> 00:34:51,187
We'll talk, Daytona.

892
00:34:51,287 --> 00:34:51,987
We know you're listening.

893
00:34:52,127 --> 00:34:52,627
We gotta negotiate.

894
00:34:53,947 --> 00:34:55,207
We'll talk after the pod.

895
00:34:55,407 --> 00:34:56,607
The first heinous murder.

896
00:34:56,807 --> 00:34:57,467
Heinous murder.

897
00:34:57,687 --> 00:34:57,987
Heinous.

898
00:35:00,907 --> 00:35:02,067
Was with a shoe.

899
00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:03,587
Yeah.

900
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,347
and it was used.

901
00:35:05,427 --> 00:35:06,467
It was a dirty used shoe.

902
00:35:09,247 --> 00:35:09,687
And

903
00:35:09,687 --> 00:35:13,427
they never found the shoe.

904
00:35:13,967 --> 00:35:15,347
So they only know it because of the shoe prints.

905
00:35:15,787 --> 00:35:15,987
Yep.

906
00:35:17,227 --> 00:35:17,648
I know.

907
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:19,747
It's amazing how much you can tell from a shoe print.

908
00:35:20,087 --> 00:35:20,567
You can.

909
00:35:20,867 --> 00:35:23,507
There's a whole wing of science devoted to the bottoms of shoes.

910
00:35:24,947 --> 00:35:27,067
They can look up any shoe by the print.

911
00:35:27,767 --> 00:35:28,047
Yep.

912
00:35:29,107 --> 00:35:29,847
Isn't that crazy?

913
00:35:29,847 --> 00:35:30,787
They just look up the shoe.

914
00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:31,567
Yeah.

915
00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:32,707
The shoe database.

916
00:35:32,707 --> 00:35:35,127
what they do is they take a picture of the print

917
00:35:35,127 --> 00:35:37,307
and they send it cc all

918
00:35:37,307 --> 00:35:37,627
to

919
00:35:37,627 --> 00:35:41,407
shoe and all the executives

920
00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:42,867
of shoe companies get the email

921
00:35:42,867 --> 00:35:44,867
and then quickly they're like not mine

922
00:35:44,867 --> 00:35:46,747
or like

923
00:35:46,747 --> 00:35:48,387
what's this about

924
00:35:48,387 --> 00:35:49,947
it does look familiar

925
00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:53,467
anyway

926
00:35:53,467 --> 00:35:56,787
who

927
00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:59,427
who was your favorite one to die

928
00:35:59,427 --> 00:36:00,767
oh

929
00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:05,687
that's a weird way to phrase it well you know we're americans we're really into this stuff

930
00:36:05,687 --> 00:36:09,587
um i

931
00:36:09,587 --> 00:36:20,367
brabar probably yeah i think because of the poetic way that it happened oh and she came so far i know

932
00:36:20,367 --> 00:36:28,767
i know came so far that's where that song came from that's what it was about her actually um

933
00:36:28,767 --> 00:36:34,547
yeah it's one of the spice girls slow jams but yeah remember when they sang the acoustic

934
00:36:34,547 --> 00:36:42,867
remembrance not a dry eye in the house that's why they stopped music i know another see the

935
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:48,687
rainforest cafe killer cutting short a lot of lives the death toll continues to rise i know

936
00:36:48,687 --> 00:36:57,648
anyway it was gotta be barbaric because she she actually went looking for she climbed up the tree

937
00:36:57,648 --> 00:37:00,787
looking for whoever it was

938
00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:02,227
that took her friend's lips

939
00:37:02,227 --> 00:37:03,527
and laid her tongue.

940
00:37:04,187 --> 00:37:05,767
Yeah, and at some point sash.

941
00:37:06,507 --> 00:37:08,087
Well, yes.

942
00:37:08,747 --> 00:37:10,347
But I think the sash was fine

943
00:37:10,347 --> 00:37:11,167
when they were like,

944
00:37:11,247 --> 00:37:12,407
maybe we're a little drunk,

945
00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:13,167
we lost a sash.

946
00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:15,067
But when Jessica came back

947
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:15,867
without her lips,

948
00:37:16,307 --> 00:37:18,167
then that was a little bit like...

949
00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:19,227
Because why are they going to do shots now?

950
00:37:20,827 --> 00:37:21,827
Yeah, well, also,

951
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:23,047
where are your lips?

952
00:37:23,047 --> 00:37:31,648
so she climbed to the top of this tree i know and then she and then the killer was up there

953
00:37:31,648 --> 00:37:35,247
but she didn't know she didn't know it was dark you know you've been to a rainforest cafe yeah

954
00:37:35,247 --> 00:37:40,467
they purposely make it dark up there they do so they don't have to clean i know yeah well

955
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:46,427
don't sue us rainforest cafe but that's the truth we all know it yeah and he pushed her

956
00:37:46,427 --> 00:37:51,047
right onto a pile of forks that were all pointing up yep all pointing up because i don't know if

957
00:37:51,047 --> 00:37:56,287
you know this rainforest cafe used to store their cutlery in boxes of sand on the table yeah i know

958
00:37:56,287 --> 00:38:05,667
long one for the party yeah such a shame yeah this is jill i heard recently that now you can

959
00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:11,407
only buy boxes of sand to hold forks straight up in the black market because they were illegalized

960
00:38:11,407 --> 00:38:17,567
after the rainforest that is correct very reactionary lawmaking if you ask me but but

961
00:38:17,567 --> 00:38:19,287
There have been no other crimes like that since.

962
00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:19,987
That's true.

963
00:38:19,987 --> 00:38:21,367
So maybe it's doing some good.

964
00:38:21,427 --> 00:38:22,327
Maybe it did some good.

965
00:38:22,847 --> 00:38:29,047
Isn't it sad that Brabant was Swiss and died with a lot of holes in her?

966
00:38:31,087 --> 00:38:31,607
Yeah.

967
00:38:32,407 --> 00:38:33,247
I know.

968
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:34,767
Oh, Brabant.

969
00:38:35,207 --> 00:38:35,687
Sick.

970
00:38:36,767 --> 00:38:37,207
Twisty.

971
00:38:37,627 --> 00:38:38,047
I know.

972
00:38:38,407 --> 00:38:46,347
She went from Switzerland to her foreign exchange place in Sweden to Oklahoma City.

973
00:38:46,347 --> 00:38:48,087
where she ultimately

974
00:38:48,087 --> 00:38:48,907
had her demise.

975
00:38:49,267 --> 00:38:49,587
Yes.

976
00:38:50,107 --> 00:38:51,187
Two different countries.

977
00:38:51,687 --> 00:38:52,567
No, but the killer

978
00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:54,007
had a sick...

979
00:38:54,007 --> 00:38:56,327
He had a sick,

980
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:57,207
twisted sense of humor

981
00:38:57,207 --> 00:38:57,587
like that.

982
00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:58,587
It was not a mistake.

983
00:38:58,667 --> 00:38:59,427
No, he knew.

984
00:38:59,447 --> 00:39:00,127
And she's the one.

985
00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:00,707
He knew.

986
00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:02,687
Old Swiss barbar.

987
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,087
Old Swiss

988
00:39:04,087 --> 00:39:05,927
by way of Sweden barbar.

989
00:39:07,927 --> 00:39:08,687
And then

990
00:39:08,687 --> 00:39:09,827
the last

991
00:39:09,827 --> 00:39:10,947
last murder, Dana.

992
00:39:11,327 --> 00:39:11,687
God.

993
00:39:12,787 --> 00:39:13,107
Poor

994
00:39:13,107 --> 00:39:14,287
sashless Dana.

995
00:39:14,767 --> 00:39:15,027
Yep.

996
00:39:15,027 --> 00:39:16,547
At least she died with her lips.

997
00:39:18,087 --> 00:39:20,207
A lot of good they do Gregory at that point, but.

998
00:39:21,287 --> 00:39:22,847
He still goes to the gravesite.

999
00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:23,767
They were preserved.

1000
00:39:24,607 --> 00:39:24,787
Yeah.

1001
00:39:24,907 --> 00:39:28,507
So he goes to the gravesite every year on the anniversary of her death and leans in.

1002
00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:29,267
And kisses it.

1003
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:29,507
Yeah.

1004
00:39:29,987 --> 00:39:30,787
Spider-Man style.

1005
00:39:33,387 --> 00:39:33,827
Yeah.

1006
00:39:36,187 --> 00:39:37,047
So sad.

1007
00:39:37,307 --> 00:39:41,927
Well, I feel like we could go on about this forever.

1008
00:39:41,927 --> 00:39:45,547
We should stop, though, because it's actually hurting my heart.

1009
00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:46,148
I know.

1010
00:39:46,327 --> 00:39:46,787
I know.

1011
00:39:47,507 --> 00:39:50,587
I would like to go out for some treats, though.

1012
00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:53,007
We can go to our Rainforest Cafe.

1013
00:39:53,447 --> 00:39:53,767
Okay.

1014
00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:55,727
Sounds good to me.

1015
00:39:55,867 --> 00:39:57,467
We'll bring our fork box.

1016
00:39:58,447 --> 00:39:59,507
I'll bring the sand.

1017
00:40:00,927 --> 00:40:02,007
Well, all right.

1018
00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:04,027
Well, I guess this segment has a happy end, then.

1019
00:40:04,607 --> 00:40:04,847
Yeah.

1020
00:40:04,887 --> 00:40:06,407
Because we're going to get treats after this.

1021
00:40:06,547 --> 00:40:06,787
Yeah.

1022
00:40:07,127 --> 00:40:09,327
And there's still a living Dana, thanks to Gregory.

1023
00:40:10,507 --> 00:40:10,907
Yes.

1024
00:40:11,927 --> 00:40:18,627
rest in peace for war and gregory and dana if you're listening and we know that you are

1025
00:40:18,627 --> 00:40:25,927
uh thank you for listening and uh all right that wraps up

1026
00:40:27,047 --> 00:40:32,247
john benet fancy yay

1027
00:40:32,247 --> 00:40:38,987
i did it you guys i said it i like that we didn't tell them who did it i think they should never know

1028
00:40:38,987 --> 00:40:41,987
His name be not uttered.

1029
00:40:43,327 --> 00:40:45,327
Yes, I said that word on purpose.

1030
00:40:45,887 --> 00:40:47,447
His name be not uttered.

1031
00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:54,747
Well, some sad times on this Halloween pod.

1032
00:40:54,947 --> 00:40:56,027
Yeah, but we need murder.

1033
00:40:56,227 --> 00:40:59,807
Otherwise, we wouldn't have a true crime podcast.

1034
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:00,827
Yeah, that's true.

1035
00:41:01,387 --> 00:41:01,927
So.

1036
00:41:02,807 --> 00:41:03,907
So worth it.

1037
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:04,247
Right.

1038
00:41:04,307 --> 00:41:05,187
It sucks, but like.

1039
00:41:06,207 --> 00:41:17,451
Oh I know Thank you Uh well there only one thing left to do Well no there a couple things left to do but the next thing is the big question

1040
00:41:17,451 --> 00:41:21,371
the question is very

1041
00:41:21,371 --> 00:41:21,991
big

1042
00:41:21,991 --> 00:41:24,531
you like it a big question?

1043
00:41:24,531 --> 00:41:26,171
I love it a big question

1044
00:41:26,171 --> 00:41:28,291
I'll ask you a big question

1045
00:41:28,291 --> 00:41:29,331
I would love that

1046
00:41:29,331 --> 00:41:32,471
this is not the big question

1047
00:41:32,471 --> 00:41:34,311
but it's a quick one I'm just curious what you'd say

1048
00:41:34,311 --> 00:41:35,651
because it just popped into my head and I want to know.

1049
00:41:35,791 --> 00:41:36,011
Okay.

1050
00:41:36,491 --> 00:41:37,451
You know how we love music?

1051
00:41:37,671 --> 00:41:38,391
I do know that.

1052
00:41:38,631 --> 00:41:38,931
Yeah.

1053
00:41:39,651 --> 00:41:41,591
Do you know you always ask me leading questions?

1054
00:41:41,691 --> 00:41:44,691
We used to before it was outlawed after the rainforest got.

1055
00:41:44,991 --> 00:41:46,791
Well, we have the memory of music.

1056
00:41:47,051 --> 00:41:48,651
Spice Girls were outlawed.

1057
00:41:49,231 --> 00:41:49,451
Yeah.

1058
00:41:49,791 --> 00:41:51,751
Because they're such a touching tribute.

1059
00:41:51,991 --> 00:41:54,651
And if you're caught listening to them, they'll rip your lips off.

1060
00:41:54,651 --> 00:41:55,851
Mm-hmm.

1061
00:41:56,251 --> 00:41:56,771
Yep.

1062
00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:57,791
Anyway.

1063
00:41:58,251 --> 00:41:59,131
They'll go, fork you!

1064
00:42:00,891 --> 00:42:01,411
Burbar!

1065
00:42:01,411 --> 00:42:03,211
I was thinking

1066
00:42:03,211 --> 00:42:05,591
you know when you hear a new song and you're like

1067
00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,871
whoa oh my god I love it

1068
00:42:07,871 --> 00:42:09,211
oh it's touching me

1069
00:42:09,211 --> 00:42:13,931
if you had the opportunity

1070
00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,791
to listen to a channel

1071
00:42:15,791 --> 00:42:17,351
like Spotify channel or whatever

1072
00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:18,771
I'm not plugging them but whatever

1073
00:42:18,771 --> 00:42:21,751
where it was like a channel of songs

1074
00:42:21,751 --> 00:42:22,991
that you would

1075
00:42:22,991 --> 00:42:25,731
like your 10 out of 10 songs that you've never

1076
00:42:25,731 --> 00:42:27,491
heard before this is a channel of new music

1077
00:42:27,491 --> 00:42:28,611
you've never ever heard

1078
00:42:28,611 --> 00:42:30,811
and everyone's a banger

1079
00:42:30,811 --> 00:42:33,671
but you can never hear the song again.

1080
00:42:34,491 --> 00:42:35,991
Would you still like to have that channel

1081
00:42:35,991 --> 00:42:37,731
or would you like to find them organically

1082
00:42:37,731 --> 00:42:38,691
so you could listen to them?

1083
00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,531
Oh, like they're still in the,

1084
00:42:41,691 --> 00:42:44,651
like if I don't listen to the channel

1085
00:42:44,651 --> 00:42:46,591
then they still exist and I could run across them

1086
00:42:46,591 --> 00:42:47,711
in the wild.

1087
00:42:47,711 --> 00:42:48,071
Will you?

1088
00:42:49,451 --> 00:42:50,211
William you?

1089
00:42:51,571 --> 00:42:54,271
I would say I wouldn't want to listen to it.

1090
00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:57,151
I would hope that I run across them in the wild.

1091
00:42:57,331 --> 00:42:58,211
Yeah, that's beautiful.

1092
00:42:58,211 --> 00:43:01,191
the real question

1093
00:43:01,191 --> 00:43:01,771
okay

1094
00:43:01,771 --> 00:43:03,871
that was a small question

1095
00:43:03,871 --> 00:43:05,211
it was a little question

1096
00:43:05,211 --> 00:43:06,671
a little cute

1097
00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:08,471
anyway

1098
00:43:08,471 --> 00:43:11,771
my question to you is

1099
00:43:11,771 --> 00:43:14,651
if I said Jenna you have to

1100
00:43:14,651 --> 00:43:16,851
you have to

1101
00:43:16,851 --> 00:43:18,271
frame a random celebrity

1102
00:43:18,271 --> 00:43:20,131
for a weird crime

1103
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,091
what celebrity would you pick

1104
00:43:22,091 --> 00:43:23,851
and how would you frame them for this crime

1105
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:27,771
um okay

1106
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,871
I

1107
00:43:29,871 --> 00:43:33,051
first I feel like there's the perfect celebrity out there

1108
00:43:33,051 --> 00:43:34,991
that I'm trying to think

1109
00:43:34,991 --> 00:43:36,991
could have been Brebar, she'd lived

1110
00:43:36,991 --> 00:43:41,231
I would

1111
00:43:41,231 --> 00:43:44,451
frame

1112
00:43:44,451 --> 00:43:47,191
Denise Richards

1113
00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:52,131
I would frame Denise Richards

1114
00:43:52,131 --> 00:43:53,651
for

1115
00:43:53,651 --> 00:43:56,171
insider trading

1116
00:43:57,071 --> 00:43:57,811
I have to.

1117
00:43:57,871 --> 00:43:58,591
I have to hear more.

1118
00:43:58,731 --> 00:43:59,991
First of all, why her?

1119
00:44:00,331 --> 00:44:01,751
And why insider trading?

1120
00:44:02,331 --> 00:44:03,811
She doesn't strike me as very bright.

1121
00:44:04,671 --> 00:44:06,771
So I feel like she wouldn't put up a good defense.

1122
00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:07,911
Denise, I'm sorry.

1123
00:44:08,111 --> 00:44:09,371
That's the persona you put out.

1124
00:44:09,451 --> 00:44:10,191
And I know you're listening.

1125
00:44:10,571 --> 00:44:11,591
I'm sorry, Denise.

1126
00:44:11,731 --> 00:44:13,211
Well, when you're hot, you don't have to be bright.

1127
00:44:13,771 --> 00:44:14,711
So she's not going to be insulted.

1128
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,171
Does she even know she was insulted?

1129
00:44:18,751 --> 00:44:20,051
Oh, Denise, I'm sorry.

1130
00:44:20,171 --> 00:44:21,091
Just shot after shot.

1131
00:44:21,971 --> 00:44:24,351
Also, she's just like random enough.

1132
00:44:25,031 --> 00:44:25,231
Yeah.

1133
00:44:25,411 --> 00:44:25,611
Yeah.

1134
00:44:25,611 --> 00:44:30,711
It's not going to make like, well, it will be on the news, but it's not going to be like all people are talking about.

1135
00:44:31,391 --> 00:44:32,691
Okay, Denise did a crime.

1136
00:44:32,691 --> 00:45:02,131
Okay, so, but I think, so I would plant evidence of, like, I would go, I would break into, I would break into a top secret weapons manufacturing company, steal some kind of secrets that have release dates for their next big, like, okay.

1137
00:45:02,131 --> 00:45:03,731
there's a weapons company

1138
00:45:03,731 --> 00:45:05,491
um

1139
00:45:05,491 --> 00:45:08,451
let's call them Raython Martin

1140
00:45:08,451 --> 00:45:10,211
okay yeah it's so

1141
00:45:10,211 --> 00:45:12,351
random yeah I don't know where that name just

1142
00:45:12,351 --> 00:45:13,991
came to me it's a beautiful name yeah

1143
00:45:13,991 --> 00:45:16,411
Raython Martin boy or girl

1144
00:45:16,411 --> 00:45:17,931
yeah Raython Martin

1145
00:45:17,931 --> 00:45:19,551
yeah that's cute

1146
00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:21,911
uh

1147
00:45:21,911 --> 00:45:23,211
and

1148
00:45:23,211 --> 00:45:26,291
they have a new tank coming out

1149
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:27,571
right that's gonna

1150
00:45:27,571 --> 00:45:30,011
revolutionize the way people

1151
00:45:30,011 --> 00:45:30,451
tank

1152
00:45:30,451 --> 00:45:39,311
this tank is going to also double as a drone oh a tank drone a tank drone td

1153
00:45:39,311 --> 00:45:47,451
so it's it's a like an imposing like massive force coming at you when it's on the ground when

1154
00:45:47,451 --> 00:45:53,231
it needs to like with but it can like collapse and like fold into itself and then origami yes

1155
00:45:53,231 --> 00:46:03,451
It's like an Oregon and they've created this kind of like steel, like carbon fiber hybrid.

1156
00:46:03,831 --> 00:46:11,371
So it allows it to be like really like sturdy when it's on the ground, but like light enough to be like drone and can fly away.

1157
00:46:12,151 --> 00:46:13,791
And so this is coming out.

1158
00:46:13,951 --> 00:46:14,391
Right.

1159
00:46:14,451 --> 00:46:17,271
And so obviously their stock is going to go through the roof when it's announced.

1160
00:46:17,571 --> 00:46:17,771
Yeah.

1161
00:46:17,971 --> 00:46:21,911
So I steal the plans for it, including the release date.

1162
00:46:23,231 --> 00:46:25,331
which the plans have the release date on it.

1163
00:46:26,191 --> 00:46:34,771
I then open an E-Trade account under Denise Richards' name.

1164
00:46:35,731 --> 00:46:36,991
I have these plans.

1165
00:46:38,051 --> 00:46:40,291
I put them into Denise's.

1166
00:46:40,411 --> 00:46:41,251
She's got an office.

1167
00:46:41,991 --> 00:46:42,771
She's got...

1168
00:46:42,771 --> 00:46:43,511
That she's never been in.

1169
00:46:43,631 --> 00:46:43,851
I know.

1170
00:46:45,151 --> 00:46:46,311
She's never been in it.

1171
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:46,771
Exactly.

1172
00:46:47,211 --> 00:46:49,791
And she's got her grandmother's antique desk.

1173
00:46:49,911 --> 00:46:50,371
It's beautiful.

1174
00:46:50,591 --> 00:46:53,131
It's got one of those, like, the bottom drawer is like a file cabinet.

1175
00:46:53,231 --> 00:46:57,771
the lock old-fashioned lock yeah yeah but she never goes in there and it's really just because

1176
00:46:57,771 --> 00:47:02,411
she has the room right so she it's an office it's called an office but she whenever she needs to like

1177
00:47:02,411 --> 00:47:06,811
do any actual like computery type work she just she sits at the island in the kitchen yeah i mean

1178
00:47:06,811 --> 00:47:10,651
that's kind of where everyone does their work right so no fault to denise no one goes into

1179
00:47:10,651 --> 00:47:20,711
their office um but so i put these plans inside of her off the bottom drawer of her grandmother's

1180
00:47:20,711 --> 00:47:27,511
antique desk locket, right? But it's I have gloves on. So obviously, my fingerprints aren't on it at

1181
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:40,551
all. I opened this E-Trade account under her name. Then two days before the announcement, I buy

1182
00:47:40,551 --> 00:47:49,011
just a shitload of stock in her name, right under her account. Now she doesn't already have an E-Trade

1183
00:47:49,011 --> 00:47:55,051
account right so there's a denise richards is that name is not taken in the e-trade account

1184
00:47:55,051 --> 00:48:00,671
so there's no nothing suspicious about it that way right they're like e-trade people are like

1185
00:48:00,671 --> 00:48:04,571
like somebody on the other end is like hey like you will never know we'll ever like us you just

1186
00:48:04,571 --> 00:48:10,311
signed up wait a minute it's crazy that sounds familiar yeah denise oh she was the bond girl

1187
00:48:10,311 --> 00:48:15,091
she was that hot chick yeah yeah um and there is you know they're just talking about in the office

1188
00:48:15,091 --> 00:48:18,571
and so like e-trade's already aware of it because it's like that's on their radar the guys in the

1189
00:48:18,571 --> 00:48:23,051
backend that see every new account that comes in they notice it and they're like hey babe it's that

1190
00:48:23,051 --> 00:48:31,271
hot girl um yeah yeah uh so they're already aware of it yeah right so then the announcement comes

1191
00:48:31,271 --> 00:48:36,531
on monday so she opens this account on friday or i open it in her name on friday

1192
00:48:36,531 --> 00:48:46,951
monday raython martin announces this drone tank stock immediately goes through the roof but she

1193
00:48:46,951 --> 00:48:52,471
meanwhile has just purchased a shitload of it in her e-trade thing unbeknownst to her so it's like

1194
00:48:52,471 --> 00:49:01,471
whoa whoa whoa suddenly all these red flags are raised how did she know like what there's no way

1195
00:49:01,471 --> 00:49:05,731
this was just perfect timing she didn't buy any other stocks she bought a whole bunch of it she's

1196
00:49:05,731 --> 00:49:11,731
never even had an e-trade account before so it's not like she's a stock girl and we all know this

1197
00:49:11,731 --> 00:49:17,471
about her and she dabbles yeah she's not a stock girl no she's not a stock girl so how did she have

1198
00:49:17,471 --> 00:49:26,271
this information okay knock knock knock the scc comes knocking at her door excuse me denise

1199
00:49:26,271 --> 00:49:31,791
we're gonna have to take a look around then they go and they're looking everywhere and they're like

1200
00:49:31,791 --> 00:49:36,971
what's in this desk and she's like oh i don't know it was my grandmother's i have never really

1201
00:49:36,971 --> 00:49:42,291
use it i always use i just take my laptop to the island in the kitchen whenever i gotta write

1202
00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:47,691
something and um and then they're like well we're gonna need the key and so she pulls out the little

1203
00:49:47,691 --> 00:49:52,871
cute little antique key and they're like oh this is a cute little key they dust it for prints only

1204
00:49:52,871 --> 00:50:00,471
see her prints on there open the bottom drawer of the dress desk uh-oh what's inside that's the

1205
00:50:00,471 --> 00:50:09,731
official police term uh-oh oopsies plans oh she's going away yeah she's going away for a long time

1206
00:50:09,731 --> 00:50:14,771
and then she is going to be like i don't know what this where this came from she's gonna play

1207
00:50:14,771 --> 00:50:19,691
into the whole everyone thinks she's stupid thing yeah which is then gonna make them be like uh-uh

1208
00:50:19,691 --> 00:50:26,231
there's more going on between those years another term uh-uh-uh yeah more going on between those

1209
00:50:26,231 --> 00:50:27,591
years and you're letting on, Denise.

1210
00:50:28,071 --> 00:50:28,391
Yeah.

1211
00:50:29,391 --> 00:50:31,111
You know what an office is.

1212
00:50:33,991 --> 00:50:35,611
You know how to use a desk.

1213
00:50:36,091 --> 00:50:36,531
Wow.

1214
00:50:36,831 --> 00:50:39,231
And then she couldn't argue her way out of it.

1215
00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:40,951
You're right, and she goes away for a long time.

1216
00:50:41,111 --> 00:50:41,331
Yep.

1217
00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:42,731
Diabolical.

1218
00:50:42,811 --> 00:50:43,011
Yep.

1219
00:50:43,451 --> 00:50:44,651
Sugar crush.

1220
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:46,971
Thank you, that was...

1221
00:50:46,971 --> 00:50:47,831
So, anyway.

1222
00:50:47,891 --> 00:50:48,611
Yeah, well thought out.

1223
00:50:48,971 --> 00:50:49,711
Sorry, Denise.

1224
00:50:50,591 --> 00:50:51,231
I'm not.

1225
00:50:51,291 --> 00:50:52,391
She's lived a nice life.

1226
00:50:52,871 --> 00:50:53,971
She can have a suffer now.

1227
00:50:54,871 --> 00:50:55,091
Yeah.

1228
00:50:56,231 --> 00:50:58,031
and

1229
00:50:58,031 --> 00:51:00,071
Raython Martin

1230
00:51:00,071 --> 00:51:02,011
sorry to take you down with her

1231
00:51:02,011 --> 00:51:03,831
they're fine they didn't do anything wrong

1232
00:51:03,831 --> 00:51:06,211
yeah they let me sneak in and steal their plans

1233
00:51:06,211 --> 00:51:08,271
well the security is its own conversation

1234
00:51:08,271 --> 00:51:09,571
we can have that conversation

1235
00:51:09,571 --> 00:51:12,151
meanwhile I've opened like

1236
00:51:12,151 --> 00:51:14,091
a thousand

1237
00:51:14,091 --> 00:51:16,111
other little accounts and made

1238
00:51:16,111 --> 00:51:17,231
tiny Raython Martin

1239
00:51:17,231 --> 00:51:19,951
purchases and all of those

1240
00:51:19,951 --> 00:51:21,151
all the attention's on her

1241
00:51:21,151 --> 00:51:22,731
you're raking it in

1242
00:51:22,731 --> 00:51:24,351
I'm Raython Martin it in

1243
00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:24,751
Wow.

1244
00:51:24,891 --> 00:51:25,091
Yep.

1245
00:51:25,511 --> 00:51:28,071
So anyway, that's why I'm rich now.

1246
00:51:28,591 --> 00:51:29,271
I love it.

1247
00:51:29,751 --> 00:51:29,951
Yeah.

1248
00:51:31,211 --> 00:51:31,651
So.

1249
00:51:33,471 --> 00:51:33,911
Great.

1250
00:51:33,991 --> 00:51:34,751
You answered my question.

1251
00:51:34,911 --> 00:51:36,191
That was the, I answered your.

1252
00:51:36,211 --> 00:51:38,131
You did a good job.

1253
00:51:38,371 --> 00:51:39,211
Thank you.

1254
00:51:42,371 --> 00:51:43,151
That's it then.

1255
00:51:43,371 --> 00:51:43,651
Okay.

1256
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:46,051
Well, I think that wraps up the big question.

1257
00:51:46,131 --> 00:51:46,811
And a small one.

1258
00:51:46,991 --> 00:51:47,771
The big question.

1259
00:51:48,231 --> 00:51:49,071
And the small one.

1260
00:51:49,151 --> 00:51:49,371
Yeah.

1261
00:51:49,551 --> 00:51:51,051
Big question and small question.

1262
00:51:51,731 --> 00:51:52,171
Yeah.

1263
00:51:52,391 --> 00:51:52,831
Little Q.

1264
00:51:52,951 --> 00:51:53,491
Little Q.

1265
00:51:53,491 --> 00:51:53,971
Well.

1266
00:51:56,711 --> 00:51:57,111
All right.

1267
00:51:57,391 --> 00:51:58,551
Only one final thing to do.

1268
00:51:59,331 --> 00:51:59,731
Uh-huh.

1269
00:52:00,711 --> 00:52:04,431
And that is see if we can guess the secret words.

1270
00:52:04,851 --> 00:52:06,991
Do you have good feelings about guessing?

1271
00:52:07,711 --> 00:52:09,111
I have a guess.

1272
00:52:09,271 --> 00:52:09,671
Shoot.

1273
00:52:09,971 --> 00:52:10,291
No.

1274
00:52:10,891 --> 00:52:12,051
But I don't think it's right.

1275
00:52:12,431 --> 00:52:12,711
All right.

1276
00:52:12,751 --> 00:52:13,651
Well, what do you think it is?

1277
00:52:14,051 --> 00:52:15,791
I think your word is database.

1278
00:52:17,911 --> 00:52:18,251
Nope.

1279
00:52:18,811 --> 00:52:19,691
Did I say database?

1280
00:52:19,851 --> 00:52:20,771
There's a shoe database.

1281
00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:22,451
You said there's a shoe database.

1282
00:52:22,751 --> 00:52:23,231
Oh.

1283
00:52:23,491 --> 00:52:24,611
That's a good guess, then.

1284
00:52:24,811 --> 00:52:25,331
Oh, okay.

1285
00:52:25,611 --> 00:52:26,351
Good guess, but wrong.

1286
00:52:26,651 --> 00:52:27,411
Okay, dang it.

1287
00:52:27,751 --> 00:52:28,451
Do you have any other guesses?

1288
00:52:31,311 --> 00:52:31,711
No.

1289
00:52:31,991 --> 00:52:32,231
Okay.

1290
00:52:33,051 --> 00:52:34,051
What's your guess for me?

1291
00:52:35,811 --> 00:52:36,551
Raython Martin.

1292
00:52:37,551 --> 00:52:39,471
No, my guess is antique.

1293
00:52:40,471 --> 00:52:42,651
And if that's not it, I guess psychology.

1294
00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:45,951
No, neither of those are correct.

1295
00:52:48,651 --> 00:52:49,251
All right.

1296
00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:51,171
Well, what was your word?

1297
00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:52,851
Stockings.

1298
00:52:53,491 --> 00:53:03,531
do you remember me saying that no rebecca with a k don't judge her i had to set up i had to drag

1299
00:53:03,531 --> 00:53:08,731
rebecca under the bus to set up a whole scenario where she's the frumpy one in the group wearing

1300
00:53:08,731 --> 00:53:15,751
like stockings white stockings with white shoes trunks yep i remember now yep well you covered

1301
00:53:15,751 --> 00:53:22,571
it well thank you what was your word conquering conquering oh yeah and i was worried i was gonna

1302
00:53:22,571 --> 00:53:28,471
to love this one but when did you say it i said that the the bachelorette party they were out

1303
00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:39,831
conquering men oh wow okay another week well it's rough go to friends like us pod.com to check the

1304
00:53:39,831 --> 00:53:47,211
running total of uh who's winning uh i'm fairly certain francis is winning i i have to double

1305
00:53:47,211 --> 00:53:54,691
check but and also you can make a donation to rainforest cafe and the estate of brabar uh and

1306
00:53:54,691 --> 00:54:04,891
buy yourself a divorce the night away and um also uh follow us on social media uh we're at

1307
00:54:04,891 --> 00:54:13,311
flu pod official at across all socials um you'll get to see drawings of all of our inventions

1308
00:54:13,311 --> 00:54:15,551
I say our inventions

1309
00:54:15,551 --> 00:54:16,711
they're Francis's inventions

1310
00:54:16,711 --> 00:54:18,751
no so we succeed together

1311
00:54:18,751 --> 00:54:20,451
okay all of our inventions

1312
00:54:20,451 --> 00:54:23,091
along with the other fun stuff

1313
00:54:23,091 --> 00:54:24,011
yeah

1314
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:26,071
I guess that's it

1315
00:54:26,071 --> 00:54:29,291
thanks for listening to our spooky Halloween

1316
00:54:29,291 --> 00:54:31,051
oh no

1317
00:54:31,051 --> 00:54:32,651
Francis your head

1318
00:54:32,651 --> 00:54:35,231
okay bye I'm gonna leave now

1319
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:36,251
that scared me

1320
00:54:36,251 --> 00:54:38,271
and you should leave too listeners

1321
00:54:38,271 --> 00:54:39,731
bye

1322
00:54:43,311 --> 00:54:53,871
We'll see you next week.