1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:22,560 Hey, welcome to friends like us, the podcast where friends talk about stuff, the podcast 2 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:31,020 where you wish you had friends like us. I'm Jenna and with me as always is the amazing, 3 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:39,480 the perfect, the wonderful Francis. Hi, thanks. That's okay. You're welcome. You're great too. 4 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:45,180 Oh, thank you. Yeah. I wasn't looking for that, but thank you. You found it. Oh, so how are you? 5 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:49,980 I've been pretty good. I've been looking forward to this for weeks. Me too. Overall, how's your 6 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:54,220 summer going it's hot um i hate to say that god i wish i hadn't said that delete that in post 7 00:00:54,220 --> 00:01:00,900 i was thinking about this because my dad no no my dad every day comes in he goes oh it's hot 8 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:07,260 and it's like inducing such rage in me i don't know why so i'm like yeah it's hot like uh dennis 9 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:17,600 next dennis friend of the pod uh he's okay anyway i know uh yeah i'm good i'm good i feel like uh 10 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,260 You know, all the days run together. 11 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,280 They're all kind of the same, but in a way that I don't mind, you know. 12 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:23,700 Hmm. 13 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:24,100 Interesting. 14 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,320 Like, I'm enjoying my days. 15 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:26,120 I'm glad. 16 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,900 That makes me joyful due to how much I like you. 17 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:29,900 Oh, thank you. 18 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:30,260 Yeah. 19 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:35,440 Do you want me to do something about Dennis for you due to how much I like you? 20 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:36,440 Like, existentially? 21 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:36,920 Yeah. 22 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,000 We'll talk offline. 23 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:38,480 Okay. 24 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:38,980 All right. 25 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:39,180 Cool. 26 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:41,740 All right. 27 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:45,580 Oh, you want to hear something that happened to me yesterday? 28 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,100 I do. 29 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:51,440 uh well it didn't really happen to me it just happened around me i'm out okay i was driving 30 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:56,360 back on my usual way home from mesa my usual route and i don't know if this has always been 31 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:03,140 there or if this is a new thing um you look exasperated by this already uh i don't know 32 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:09,980 if this is a new thing or not but they now have a speed camera along my route and it flashed not 33 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:15,640 for me i don't think because the guy that was to the left of me was going easily five miles an hour 34 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:23,260 faster than me but it made me worried that i'm gonna still somehow be collateral damage in this 35 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:29,040 speed camera thing like like because i flashed right when i was next to that guy who was going 36 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:34,720 much faster than me and so like i saw the flash too but it couldn't have been for me i was only 37 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:40,380 going like seven eight miles over the speed limit he was going like 13 14 over the speed limit maybe 38 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:47,220 it's for both of you could is it possible no i think they have to pick one okay yeah but then 39 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:51,360 like but i'm also like i was closer to the camera too so what if they're like ah this one's fine 40 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:57,520 like easier to photograph yeah exactly good old five over yeah and you can get a clear picture of 41 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:02,400 you since you're going slower i know oh i think it's just for show i don't think they actually 42 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:08,540 send tickets okay i guess we'll find out in like six weeks you should go back and go faster 43 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:17,360 okay or i'll just have you drive i'll wear one of those goggles that has a mustache on not goggles 44 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,280 i was thinking glasses yeah is that what they called yeah is that what they called 45 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:27,540 yeah what do you think uh that sounds good to me just as long as i don't have to pay for a ticket 46 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:35,020 that's really the only thing that i'm worried about um this is not legal advice okay i'm gonna 47 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:35,940 take it as such though. 48 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:37,880 But I'm off the hook now. 49 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:38,340 Okay. 50 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,360 But I heard that they have to serve you. 51 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:42,860 Like they have to physically. 52 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,200 Yeah. 53 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:44,620 So if you never pay the ticket, 54 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:45,540 hypothetically, 55 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,840 not advising this, 56 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,180 they would have to dispatch someone to serve you. 57 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,200 And if they never serve you. 58 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:51,640 Okay. 59 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,900 Because other people will just pay. 60 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:55,020 Yeah. 61 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,700 I probably would have done that. 62 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:57,500 Yeah. 63 00:03:57,660 --> 00:03:58,020 Again, 64 00:03:58,060 --> 00:03:58,520 I say. 65 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,720 This is 100% legal advice. 66 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,280 Got it. 67 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,240 From the lawyer, 68 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,900 Francis J.D. 69 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:14,540 okay well I just wanted to say that I'm putting it out there in the universe like I didn't tell 70 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:18,560 Dan because I would be worried that he would be afraid of it because he's annoying like that but 71 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,720 I have to tell you something now okay so when I was younger a friend of mine got one of those 72 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:28,100 speaking tickets and the picture they sent in the mail was her popping a z 73 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:38,460 popping a z you know was it oh i was like is this code for something that i don't know about i guess 74 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:44,660 it was yeah it was yeah but it was like a close-up like in the mirror yeah like two finger 75 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:49,680 pinching while she was speeding she is wow yeah she's talented yeah i think it was a red light 76 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:59,680 cam actually oh okay that makes more sense uh also those are like always the worst possible 77 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,620 pictures uh like you look doesn't matter who you are you look terrible it makes me think like 78 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:10,880 is everyone just at their ugliest when they drive that sound like a carrie brashaw take 79 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:17,980 made me wonder yeah yeah i'm probably i i would say i'm ugliest when i'm 80 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:25,580 turned to the side like i've seen some pictures taken of me and i'll show you one later it's like 81 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:32,580 grotesque okay just just not head on you mean right just like it's like one of those pictures 82 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:39,020 where it's like is it a goblet or is it a witch as soon as i turn it's i'll show you is it a duck 83 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:39,680 or a rabbit. 84 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:40,480 Yeah. 85 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:41,460 Exactly. 86 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,140 Speaking of ducks and rabbits, 87 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:44,400 yeah. 88 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:45,240 Chinese Zodiac. 89 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,360 What are you? 90 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:47,760 I have no idea. 91 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:48,960 How do I find that out? 92 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:49,480 Google. 93 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:50,280 Okay. 94 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:51,580 Maybe our producer can work on that 95 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:52,120 while we talk. 96 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:53,980 I'll tell you right now, 97 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:54,840 I am the year of the rabbit. 98 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:56,240 Oh, good year. 99 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:56,920 I agree. 100 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,440 There's a band called 101 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,060 Year of the Rabbit. 102 00:05:59,220 --> 00:05:59,660 Good band. 103 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:00,280 No kidding. 104 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:00,600 Yeah. 105 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:01,660 I wonder if they're all born in, 106 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,020 oh, I almost gave it away. 107 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:04,780 2001. 108 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,000 Probably there. 109 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,560 So young I forgot my birthday. 110 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,720 Oh, you're still learning. 111 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,020 I will say November, though, is my birth month. 112 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:17,640 Okay. 113 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,960 I think you've still revealed too much. 114 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,600 November, Latin November. 115 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,180 Latin November? 116 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:27,460 It's different than the month. 117 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:29,420 You were born in the year of the dog. 118 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:30,340 Ooh. 119 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,380 I'm a dog. 120 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:33,540 That's cool. 121 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:34,700 Dogs are loyal. 122 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,300 Okay, cool. 123 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,080 Some of them. 124 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,080 Yeah, some. 125 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,380 You sound so genius. 126 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,320 I mean, I've heard. 127 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:45,260 Dogs usually, my dogs always love me. 128 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:47,360 But like, for example, my dad. 129 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,580 Like, if I come home, my dog will leave him and come to me. 130 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:52,260 So, to me, she's loyal. 131 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:52,660 Yeah. 132 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:55,780 But from his perspective, it's hot and our dog hates me. 133 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:02,100 All right. 134 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:03,320 Quick interruption. 135 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:13,340 Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own secret word. 136 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:22,100 Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person noticing. 137 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:26,300 If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point. 138 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:30,740 And right before we die, we add up all the points. 139 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:36,300 and then we get a prize whoever has the most points for guessing the most secret words 140 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:46,220 here's joe with today's secret words jenna's secret word is massaged francis's secret word is 141 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:53,300 shrinkage back to the podcast uh well how about uh we get to the invention of the week 142 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:56,260 inventions 143 00:07:56,260 --> 00:08:03,220 Yes, sugar crush. 144 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:08,420 Alright. 145 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,220 You want me to take it away? 146 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,080 Lay it on me. 147 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,100 You're going to love this. 148 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:22,394 For those who don know Francis is an inventor extraordinaire He constantly coming up with amazing ideas I do Yeah So here but another amazing idea 149 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:25,054 I'm sorry. 150 00:08:25,094 --> 00:08:27,314 I was just thinking but another sounded like, 151 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,454 like here's but another. 152 00:08:30,294 --> 00:08:31,034 I don't know. 153 00:08:31,274 --> 00:08:33,594 It sounds like an invention that you would come up with. 154 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:33,894 Yeah. 155 00:08:33,974 --> 00:08:35,614 So just to give the audience a little background, 156 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:39,334 I strongly identify with Rick Moranis' character in Honey, 157 00:08:39,334 --> 00:08:39,954 I Shrunk the Kids. 158 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,374 I could have done that. 159 00:08:42,374 --> 00:08:44,834 So we won't go into all my other inventions, 160 00:08:44,994 --> 00:08:46,514 but here's one that I thought of very recently, 161 00:08:46,554 --> 00:08:47,594 and I'm so excited about it. 162 00:08:48,634 --> 00:08:51,154 On the top of your car, okay, 163 00:08:52,134 --> 00:08:54,074 it's like in a bag. 164 00:08:55,634 --> 00:08:56,514 Just bear with me. 165 00:08:56,574 --> 00:08:57,974 It's hard to explain because you're not in my head. 166 00:08:58,554 --> 00:09:00,394 When you park, you can unzip it, 167 00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:01,354 and it unfolds. 168 00:09:01,414 --> 00:09:02,514 It's an umbrella for the car, 169 00:09:02,754 --> 00:09:04,114 and legs come out, 170 00:09:04,154 --> 00:09:05,714 and there's these little magnetic feet 171 00:09:05,714 --> 00:09:07,494 that you put on the trunk and the hood 172 00:09:07,494 --> 00:09:08,874 that the legs go into. 173 00:09:08,874 --> 00:09:12,194 so your whole car is shaded. 174 00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:14,494 So it's like a tent. 175 00:09:14,714 --> 00:09:15,654 It's a tent for your car. 176 00:09:15,734 --> 00:09:16,634 A tent for your car. 177 00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:18,454 For when you're parking and it's hot. 178 00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:19,374 Okay. 179 00:09:19,534 --> 00:09:21,954 And so it lives on the top of the car. 180 00:09:22,114 --> 00:09:22,294 Yeah. 181 00:09:22,934 --> 00:09:23,354 Sleekly. 182 00:09:24,294 --> 00:09:24,634 Okay. 183 00:09:27,174 --> 00:09:29,874 It'll look like a little bullet or something on top of the car. 184 00:09:29,934 --> 00:09:30,534 Exactly, yeah. 185 00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:34,134 And then you press a button and it like... 186 00:09:34,134 --> 00:09:36,154 My dad wanted this to be electronic too. 187 00:09:36,254 --> 00:09:38,534 I was picturing a manual thing, but... 188 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,434 Then you're in the sun, you're doing a lot of work. 189 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,554 Well, because I was thinking those magnetic feet, you would put them on. 190 00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:46,274 But I guess people wouldn't want to do that every time. 191 00:09:46,514 --> 00:09:48,214 So, okay, I'm willing to. 192 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,174 So 2.0. 193 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:51,194 We're already at a beta. 194 00:09:51,994 --> 00:09:53,054 Yeah, we'll push the button. 195 00:09:53,534 --> 00:09:57,814 The umbrella will come out and the legs will come out and they will go onto the feet holes. 196 00:09:59,474 --> 00:09:59,834 Okay. 197 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:02,414 All right. 198 00:10:03,514 --> 00:10:04,634 I can see this. 199 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:06,654 I can see this being popular. 200 00:10:07,254 --> 00:10:08,914 What is the tent made out of? 201 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,914 Like what actually shades like. 202 00:10:12,594 --> 00:10:13,594 It is made of umbrella. 203 00:10:16,514 --> 00:10:17,974 It's 100% umbrella. 204 00:10:18,454 --> 00:10:18,854 Yes. 205 00:10:19,694 --> 00:10:20,714 Dolphin safe umbrella. 206 00:10:22,754 --> 00:10:23,194 Okay. 207 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,434 And then like, would you like sell designs too? 208 00:10:26,654 --> 00:10:27,114 Of course. 209 00:10:27,274 --> 00:10:27,434 Yeah. 210 00:10:27,674 --> 00:10:27,854 Yeah. 211 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,094 Because buildings are tall and they have windows. 212 00:10:30,334 --> 00:10:31,794 And if you look down, you want to see. 213 00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:33,374 I didn't even think about it like that. 214 00:10:33,694 --> 00:10:33,814 Yeah. 215 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:34,914 We'll do partnerships too. 216 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:36,194 Yes, of course. 217 00:10:36,414 --> 00:10:36,634 Yeah. 218 00:10:36,654 --> 00:10:39,474 Rocco's Modern Life 219 00:10:39,474 --> 00:10:40,854 you know like the 220 00:10:40,854 --> 00:10:42,334 swirlies 221 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:44,894 and the triangles 222 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,594 that was the first partnership 223 00:10:46,594 --> 00:10:47,954 that you wanted 224 00:10:47,954 --> 00:10:51,114 get the guys from Rocco's Modern Life on the phone 225 00:10:51,114 --> 00:10:51,754 now 226 00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,454 yeah they gotta be looking for a comeback 227 00:10:53,454 --> 00:10:55,814 also 228 00:10:55,814 --> 00:10:56,774 straight up 229 00:10:56,774 --> 00:10:58,034 would you invest 230 00:10:58,034 --> 00:11:00,354 um 231 00:11:00,354 --> 00:11:01,674 ooh okay 232 00:11:01,674 --> 00:11:04,654 the rating system for the inventions 233 00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:06,634 yeah don't worry about profit 234 00:11:06,694 --> 00:11:07,434 Don't worry about shrinkage. 235 00:11:07,554 --> 00:11:08,094 None of that. 236 00:11:08,174 --> 00:11:08,694 Just straight up. 237 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:10,194 What's the price point on this? 238 00:11:11,414 --> 00:11:15,854 The price point is $82. 239 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:18,494 Oh, okay. 240 00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:21,854 But keep in mind, your car gets hot. 241 00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:23,694 Yeah, that's true. 242 00:11:23,794 --> 00:11:24,694 And we could run sales. 243 00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:29,294 Did you just invent sales, too? 244 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:29,774 Cool. 245 00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:30,774 Got to take advantage. 246 00:11:31,394 --> 00:11:32,194 What would you pay? 247 00:11:34,874 --> 00:11:35,454 I don't know. 248 00:11:35,554 --> 00:11:36,174 I got to be honest. 249 00:11:36,174 --> 00:11:39,634 I'm skeptical it would actually like other than keeping. 250 00:11:39,894 --> 00:11:40,074 Okay. 251 00:11:40,794 --> 00:11:41,174 I'm sorry, 252 00:11:41,274 --> 00:11:41,674 Francis. 253 00:11:42,114 --> 00:11:42,434 Okay. 254 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:43,954 But they have like window shields right now. 255 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:44,234 Right. 256 00:11:44,394 --> 00:11:44,934 It's not enough, 257 00:11:45,054 --> 00:11:45,314 but yeah. 258 00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:45,934 Okay. 259 00:11:46,094 --> 00:11:46,374 Well, 260 00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:46,994 that's what I want to know. 261 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:47,654 So like what, 262 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,034 so you're just keeping the trunk and the hood. 263 00:11:50,194 --> 00:11:51,534 It goes over the entire vehicle. 264 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:57,894 So that it actually helps be keeping the top covered actually helps keep the 265 00:11:57,894 --> 00:11:58,834 inside of the car. 266 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:00,474 Yeah. 267 00:12:00,714 --> 00:12:00,874 Cool. 268 00:12:00,874 --> 00:12:01,994 What I would call baby safe. 269 00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:03,114 Oh, 270 00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:04,314 so you could leave your baby in the car. 271 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:05,394 You didn't say that. 272 00:12:05,394 --> 00:12:06,594 Well, that's the big draw. 273 00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:08,974 There's no amount I wouldn't pay for this. 274 00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:10,194 Okay. 275 00:12:10,394 --> 00:12:12,494 I can keep my child locked in the car. 276 00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:12,874 Yeah. 277 00:12:13,094 --> 00:12:14,454 Not a dog, though, just in case. 278 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:16,214 Right. 279 00:12:17,534 --> 00:12:20,034 Well, as someone born in the year of the dog, I understand. 280 00:12:22,254 --> 00:12:22,694 Okay. 281 00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:26,094 I would pay $82 for that. 282 00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:26,494 Okay. 283 00:12:26,694 --> 00:12:27,114 Thank you. 284 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:31,114 I don't know if I'd be an angel investor, though. 285 00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:32,874 What is an angel investor? 286 00:12:32,874 --> 00:12:39,134 I think it's somebody that comes in with initial funding for something. 287 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,114 Like the first round of funding. 288 00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:46,034 It's like, oh, we need anything to get off the ground. 289 00:12:46,314 --> 00:12:48,034 You wouldn't give anything? 290 00:12:48,714 --> 00:12:49,234 Okay. 291 00:12:50,254 --> 00:12:51,474 I would give something. 292 00:12:51,954 --> 00:12:55,154 But I mean, I don't know the level to which I'd invest. 293 00:12:55,154 --> 00:12:58,874 So you wouldn't go on Indiegogo or what's the other one? 294 00:13:00,094 --> 00:13:00,534 Kickstarter? 295 00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:01,594 Oh, yeah. 296 00:13:01,594 --> 00:13:03,074 And pre-order. 297 00:13:04,094 --> 00:13:06,234 You can get it for $50 because you're in so early. 298 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,614 Knowing it eventually will be, you know. 299 00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:11,454 With Rocco's Modern Life or without? 300 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,234 Of course. 301 00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,434 Those are the limited edition. 302 00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:17,494 Oh, could I do a Saved by the Bell themed one? 303 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:17,954 No. 304 00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:18,534 No? 305 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:19,574 Just Rocco's Modern Life? 306 00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:20,314 We can't do people. 307 00:13:21,874 --> 00:13:22,194 Well, no. 308 00:13:22,314 --> 00:13:25,534 I mean, but Saved by the Bell also has that kind of like swirly, like. 309 00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:26,534 Oh, okay. 310 00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:27,214 Yes, then. 311 00:13:27,534 --> 00:13:31,194 As long as it has swirls and weird graphics, then yes. 312 00:13:31,194 --> 00:13:31,474 Okay. 313 00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:38,934 uh all right yes i would i would pre-buy one on kickstarter thank you yeah thank you of course 314 00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:44,354 for anyone listening visit our website we'll tell you what it is later friendslikeuspod.com 315 00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:48,594 that was later yep and um there will be a link to 316 00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:54,434 i guess like car shade sun safe 317 00:13:54,434 --> 00:14:06,294 later there will be yes at a time tbd i would suggest checking in hourly from here to seven 318 00:14:06,294 --> 00:14:12,054 to eight years from now i think is the timeline we're looking at thank you i could do that all 319 00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:17,154 right so you know how i asked you earlier what an angel investor was yeah that reminded me i was 320 00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:21,094 thinking on the way over here there's a term i've heard i hope it's i hope this is a safe term to 321 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:27,374 say and i don't know what it means so i was wondering if you did oh okay oh uh lay it on me 322 00:14:27,374 --> 00:14:37,434 boof oh like b-o-o-f i don't know i just remember hearing someone say take a boof or boof it 323 00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:46,194 with zero context i have no idea what this means i can't you know i've never heard that before 324 00:14:46,194 --> 00:14:46,554 Boof it? 325 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:48,314 Boof it. 326 00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:50,374 Hey, hand me that boof. 327 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,154 All right, well, we're going to find it later. 328 00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:56,614 You can't remember where you... 329 00:14:56,614 --> 00:14:58,934 I feel like it's drugs or something. 330 00:14:59,074 --> 00:14:59,734 Take a boof. 331 00:15:00,394 --> 00:15:05,774 It's like such an onomatopoeia type word that it doesn't... 332 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,634 Oh, like boof. 333 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,574 Yeah, it doesn't seem like it would be drugs. 334 00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:12,014 It seems like it would just be like, I don't know, 335 00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:14,574 like a euphemism for passing gas or something, 336 00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:18,534 or like, oh, boof, oops, I messed up, 337 00:15:18,614 --> 00:15:19,854 like that kind of a thing. 338 00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:20,954 I'm boofy. 339 00:15:21,614 --> 00:15:22,054 Yeah. 340 00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:23,334 Okay. 341 00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:26,114 It doesn't have the teeth that a drug term, 342 00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:28,034 like popping a Z. 343 00:15:28,714 --> 00:15:30,174 That sounds like a drug term. 344 00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:30,934 Popping a Z. 345 00:15:31,254 --> 00:15:31,554 Yeah. 346 00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:32,694 We need to invent a drug for that. 347 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,674 All right. 348 00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:41,834 Well, let's close up the invention bag. 349 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,214 That was our invention of the week. 350 00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:43,574 Okay. 351 00:15:43,814 --> 00:15:44,294 Zip. 352 00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:46,734 Good job. 353 00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:51,314 Go to friendslikeuspod.com and invest. 354 00:15:53,054 --> 00:15:54,494 We're calling it a donation. 355 00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:01,574 Because something has to help keep the inventor going. 356 00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:01,954 Yeah. 357 00:16:02,414 --> 00:16:03,594 I've got ideas for years. 358 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:04,734 Yep. 359 00:16:05,594 --> 00:16:08,054 But still a finite number. 360 00:16:08,294 --> 00:16:09,894 So please invest, folks. 361 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,174 Please donate. 362 00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:14,074 I feel like 363 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,434 in the arms of an angel 364 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:16,614 should be playing right now 365 00:16:16,614 --> 00:16:18,034 we can do up to like 10 seconds 366 00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,294 yeah yeah exactly 367 00:16:19,294 --> 00:16:21,494 we'll add that in in post 368 00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:22,734 oh my god you know what 369 00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:24,874 one of my family members died 370 00:16:24,874 --> 00:16:27,394 a long time ago 371 00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:30,094 and my cousin Pooh found her 372 00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,874 your cousin Pooh found her 373 00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:51,509 is this where you heard that term Francis I think that her name oh yeah aunt boof she moved it no what i was gonna say was she pulled up to pick her up for like a day out 374 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:58,169 and that song was playing on the radio and she said she had a feeling that she was dead 375 00:16:58,169 --> 00:16:59,809 and she was. Wow. 376 00:17:01,409 --> 00:17:02,669 Like, do you think 377 00:17:02,669 --> 00:17:04,689 she just said that after 378 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,449 the fact? 379 00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:08,329 Do you think she was lying? 380 00:17:08,629 --> 00:17:10,689 She didn't actually have a feeling 381 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,889 that she kind of like tricked herself 382 00:17:12,889 --> 00:17:14,609 into thinking that she did feel that? 383 00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:16,229 Knowing people, 384 00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:18,549 I never crossed my mind until you suggested it, but 385 00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:20,729 it's something I would do. 386 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,709 Like, if I remember in retrospect, like that song 387 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,629 was playing, I could see myself being like, 388 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:25,729 oh, you know what people would love to hear? 389 00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:29,389 yeah because it's like if like I was like 390 00:17:29,389 --> 00:17:31,629 rolling up to somebody's house to pick them up 391 00:17:31,629 --> 00:17:33,169 and like the song is like 392 00:17:33,169 --> 00:17:35,549 death death death 393 00:17:35,549 --> 00:17:37,729 everyone's dead 394 00:17:37,729 --> 00:17:39,629 we're all gonna die 395 00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:41,929 someday get a feeling it's her 396 00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:43,809 huh yeah death I'm thinking about 397 00:17:43,809 --> 00:17:45,649 death right now and then it just coincidentally 398 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,289 I don't know 399 00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:48,689 I don't want to call Boof a liar 400 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,729 do you think she died because that song was playing 401 00:17:51,729 --> 00:17:53,789 oh did Sarah 402 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,429 McLaughlin kill your aunt 403 00:17:55,429 --> 00:18:03,529 can't say for sure yep get her on the phone that stop calling 404 00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:15,529 uh well francis jd francis jd will be suing you that's right i have a briefcase uh okay 405 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:23,389 i think it's time to move on to the big question the question is very big 406 00:18:23,389 --> 00:18:26,909 I'm ready to hear your big question. 407 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,409 Oh, okay. 408 00:18:28,469 --> 00:18:29,889 It's kind of a would you rather. 409 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:30,569 Okay. 410 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,069 All right. 411 00:18:33,109 --> 00:18:36,969 And I know we already mentioned a baby, so sorry if this is too much baby. 412 00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:46,189 But my would you rather is, would you rather once a day when you go, if you go somewhere, 413 00:18:46,189 --> 00:18:50,709 this happens in public, if you go in public, someone points at you loudly and screams, 414 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,369 that's the lady that shook my baby. 415 00:18:59,389 --> 00:18:59,909 Or 416 00:18:59,909 --> 00:19:04,508 every day you stub your pinky toe so hard 417 00:19:04,508 --> 00:19:05,849 you pass out for five minutes. 418 00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:07,329 Every day. 419 00:19:07,809 --> 00:19:08,149 Oh. 420 00:19:09,129 --> 00:19:11,589 I mean, I feel like this one's a little bit easy, actually. 421 00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:12,769 You do? 422 00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:13,469 I do. 423 00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:16,049 Yeah, I'll take that's the lady that shook my baby. 424 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,689 500, Alex. 425 00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:18,329 Yeah. 426 00:19:18,529 --> 00:19:19,269 I mean, 427 00:19:19,269 --> 00:19:21,609 I could take that. 428 00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:29,309 I mean, well, because like if someone just yells that because are they yelling it with like. 429 00:19:30,488 --> 00:19:35,109 Do they genuinely believe I shook their baby or are they just yelling it? 430 00:19:35,849 --> 00:19:43,609 Whether or not they believe it's irrelevant because they're doing it with such conviction that people around you automatically believe it. 431 00:19:46,929 --> 00:19:48,689 OK, let me make this harder. 432 00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:49,008 Okay. 433 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,429 Because I feel like you said it was easy. 434 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:51,849 Forget the toe. 435 00:19:52,449 --> 00:19:52,889 Okay. 436 00:19:53,929 --> 00:19:57,289 This is the lady that shook my baby versus, same scenario, 437 00:19:58,149 --> 00:20:00,969 that's the lady that left my dog in the car. 438 00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:03,488 With tears. 439 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:07,649 Okay. 440 00:20:08,129 --> 00:20:08,449 Ooh. 441 00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:14,409 I think I'm still going to go with baby because I think baby is easier. 442 00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:24,508 it's like it's a less like it's the situation in which i might leave your dog in the car like 443 00:20:24,508 --> 00:20:29,049 there's a chance i would have had your dog in my care or whatever and accidentally left it in the 444 00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:34,589 car or purposefully left it in the car right i think people would be like what went like when 445 00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:39,129 did the she doesn't seem to know who you are when did she ever get a chance when did you let her 446 00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:47,889 hold your baby okay and then thank you yeah so i think that would be easier i i can see myself 447 00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:54,409 like i think if i had that both those situations i i probably it would be easier i could massage the 448 00:20:54,409 --> 00:21:03,709 the baby one a little bit okay easier well i wish you luck in that scenario okay well what would you 449 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:11,209 do well let's go back to the original one one with the with the pinky toe because that was clearly 450 00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:16,769 you thought that was a difficult decision i don't want to black out i don't either i've never done 451 00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:22,748 it have you ever blacked out no i don't think i've ever come close i don't think i have either 452 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:28,449 and i had like stomach surgery with like no anesthesia eyes open the whole time yeah it was 453 00:21:28,449 --> 00:21:33,429 a work yeah seriously it was very very painful and i thought now is the time to pass out my brain's 454 00:21:33,429 --> 00:21:40,508 like nope nope you're gonna feel this even i hate you so yeah i would choose the baby too 455 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:44,229 because i would just be like she's nuts yeah yeah i have fired her 456 00:21:44,969 --> 00:21:47,769 you're supposed to be within 500 feet of me helen 457 00:21:47,769 --> 00:21:53,789 your baby wouldn't shut up what was i supposed to do 458 00:21:53,789 --> 00:21:58,469 i thought it was a die like a dice oh 459 00:21:58,469 --> 00:22:04,909 you shouldn't have dressed your baby up like a martini 460 00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:12,189 anyway you gave me fries and i wanted a shake too 461 00:22:12,189 --> 00:22:22,649 all right i have a big question for you now okay all right to be honest i didn't think of anything 462 00:22:22,649 --> 00:22:30,049 creative so i i'm taking this question from chuck klosterman who does a lot of these like hypothetical 463 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:37,849 questions okay um all right so in this question all right you have a person that is genetically 464 00:22:37,849 --> 00:22:44,709 your clone they look exactly like you uh they have the same levels of intelligence and confidence 465 00:22:44,709 --> 00:22:46,549 they 466 00:22:46,549 --> 00:22:48,349 wait what 467 00:22:48,349 --> 00:22:50,329 this is horrifying already go on 468 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:53,329 they desire and fear the same things that you do 469 00:22:53,329 --> 00:22:55,248 the only difference between you 470 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,849 and this genetic clone 471 00:22:56,849 --> 00:22:59,689 is whatever lived life experiences 472 00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:01,369 they might have because they're off doing 473 00:23:01,369 --> 00:23:02,889 their thing oh just like twins 474 00:23:02,889 --> 00:23:05,469 oh uh I haven't 475 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,488 seen the Danny DeVito and Schwarzenegger one 476 00:23:07,488 --> 00:23:08,889 yeah they were raised differently 477 00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,669 and I guess this is 478 00:23:10,669 --> 00:23:12,629 totally different because they 479 00:23:12,629 --> 00:23:14,248 look different 480 00:23:14,248 --> 00:23:24,049 but okay go on yeah okay um okay now in this scenario you learn that your genetic clone 481 00:23:24,049 --> 00:23:31,488 wants to destroy you whether it's because they think you're the evil version of them 482 00:23:31,488 --> 00:23:39,369 or because you they are the evil version of you doesn't matter they are trying to destroy you 483 00:23:39,369 --> 00:23:40,488 They want to destroy you. 484 00:23:40,809 --> 00:23:44,409 In this situation, do you go into hiding? 485 00:23:45,169 --> 00:23:52,629 Do you try and meet with them and like rationally discuss it and get them to back down? 486 00:23:53,769 --> 00:23:56,949 Or do you try and destroy them first? 487 00:23:58,569 --> 00:23:59,529 I have a question. 488 00:23:59,789 --> 00:23:59,988 Okay. 489 00:24:00,369 --> 00:24:02,209 Do other people know about this clone? 490 00:24:02,488 --> 00:24:02,769 Yes. 491 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:04,829 Damn. 492 00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:09,149 I was just going to kill it. 493 00:24:09,369 --> 00:24:10,349 Oh, okay. 494 00:24:10,469 --> 00:24:12,829 But now you can't because it's a crime. 495 00:24:14,229 --> 00:24:16,929 So you think the clone was, like, living, 496 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,748 and if the clone lived in isolation and no one knew it existed. 497 00:24:19,929 --> 00:24:21,049 No, this is, like, a whole other, 498 00:24:21,369 --> 00:24:23,469 just for whatever reason they have the exact same. 499 00:24:23,569 --> 00:24:25,529 Not a twin, a clone. 500 00:24:25,809 --> 00:24:26,209 Yes. 501 00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:27,969 And they want to destroy me. 502 00:24:28,389 --> 00:24:28,629 Yeah. 503 00:24:30,089 --> 00:24:31,689 Either, it doesn't matter why, 504 00:24:31,789 --> 00:24:33,669 either they're evil themselves, 505 00:24:33,809 --> 00:24:34,949 they're the evil version of you, 506 00:24:34,949 --> 00:24:37,248 or they think you're the evil version of them, 507 00:24:37,248 --> 00:24:38,649 and so they're trying to get rid of you first. 508 00:24:38,649 --> 00:24:41,189 Have you seen Enough, the thriller with Jennifer Lopez? 509 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:45,269 Is that the one where she's like the domestic abuse one? 510 00:24:45,488 --> 00:24:45,748 Yes. 511 00:24:46,529 --> 00:24:48,829 I feel like I have and I forgot about it. 512 00:24:48,869 --> 00:24:51,169 Like most of it, except for that she was beaten. 513 00:24:51,629 --> 00:24:51,849 Okay. 514 00:24:51,988 --> 00:25:04,523 Well that I remembered the important stuff That was the first half Yeah Anyway I would pull in enough So I would make sure everyone around me knew that this clone was out to get me 515 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:05,583 And I'm afraid. 516 00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:10,563 And then it would come to my modern beach house. 517 00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:13,663 And I would win the fight. 518 00:25:14,063 --> 00:25:16,163 Ultimately culminating in the clone's demise. 519 00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:18,963 But I would get off because... 520 00:25:18,963 --> 00:25:19,943 It would be self-defense. 521 00:25:19,943 --> 00:25:22,983 And everyone, you know, I posted it. 522 00:25:23,363 --> 00:25:23,883 Can you hear me typing? 523 00:25:25,243 --> 00:25:25,943 Yeah, send. 524 00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:26,943 Okay. 525 00:25:27,343 --> 00:25:34,063 So you trick it into thinking that you're scared and don't want it to come try and kill you. 526 00:25:34,143 --> 00:25:34,403 Right. 527 00:25:35,423 --> 00:25:38,943 It comes to try and kill you, and then you are... 528 00:25:38,943 --> 00:25:40,103 Sure as I am a coward. 529 00:25:40,363 --> 00:25:43,443 I mean, sure as he is a coward, he's going to try to kick me. 530 00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:45,323 That's from the movie. 531 00:25:47,163 --> 00:25:47,603 Okay. 532 00:25:47,603 --> 00:25:49,663 So you're just going to do the plot of Enough. 533 00:25:49,943 --> 00:25:57,363 yeah all right thank you for asking though yeah you're welcome i guess that was a more detailed 534 00:25:57,363 --> 00:26:00,843 so you'd kill it but you're telling me how you'd kill well i don't want people to think i'm 535 00:26:00,843 --> 00:26:08,743 that's just my go-to no no that's good i like that you have a full plan like to get away with it too 536 00:26:08,743 --> 00:26:13,403 well i don't like the implication of the phrase get away with it i mean you heard what you said 537 00:26:13,403 --> 00:26:17,983 he's trying to destroy me that's true i'm innocent i know at what point in time does 538 00:26:17,983 --> 00:26:19,643 self-defense start? 539 00:26:20,423 --> 00:26:22,543 Like, is it just 540 00:26:22,543 --> 00:26:24,523 this might be a little 541 00:26:24,523 --> 00:26:26,583 too deep for the pod. No, I'm a lawyer. Go on. 542 00:26:27,603 --> 00:26:28,263 Not a lawyer. 543 00:26:29,203 --> 00:26:30,743 He is a lawyer, 100%. 544 00:26:30,743 --> 00:26:34,343 Yeah, like it wouldn't 545 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,483 how close does someone have to be 546 00:26:36,483 --> 00:26:38,503 to actually killing you before you can 547 00:26:38,503 --> 00:26:39,883 I think 548 00:26:39,883 --> 00:26:41,923 that 549 00:26:41,923 --> 00:26:44,383 you're allowed to do what they did. 550 00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:48,603 You know? 551 00:26:48,803 --> 00:26:49,163 Okay. 552 00:26:49,323 --> 00:26:52,643 So, like, if they have a brass knuckle and they punch you, you can't be like, pa-pow! 553 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,263 Unless there's other circumstances. 554 00:26:58,023 --> 00:26:59,443 This is why we need lawyers. 555 00:27:00,043 --> 00:27:01,043 Thank God you're here. 556 00:27:05,183 --> 00:27:06,663 Everyone should just not be violent. 557 00:27:07,703 --> 00:27:10,263 Yeah, for the record, we do not endorse violence on the pod. 558 00:27:10,543 --> 00:27:10,723 Yeah. 559 00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,523 So, yeah, don't be violent. 560 00:27:13,523 --> 00:27:17,443 But if your genetic clone is coming for you. 561 00:27:17,743 --> 00:27:25,243 You're going to have to lay a breadcrumb trail to the beach house. 562 00:27:26,143 --> 00:27:26,303 Yeah. 563 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,423 This is an important question. 564 00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:30,023 Where is your beach house? 565 00:27:30,323 --> 00:27:31,563 Where would I put my beach house? 566 00:27:31,963 --> 00:27:32,303 Yes. 567 00:27:33,243 --> 00:27:36,723 Well, I like how you already have the house and you get to put it wherever you want. 568 00:27:37,163 --> 00:27:38,223 Yeah, that's what cranes are for. 569 00:27:39,223 --> 00:27:40,463 A little magnet on top. 570 00:27:40,683 --> 00:27:42,843 Oh, that's what cranes are for. 571 00:27:42,843 --> 00:27:48,803 Oh, will you make an industrial shield for cranes to keep cranes nice and cool in the summertime? 572 00:27:49,763 --> 00:27:51,803 I don't know why I'm like the birds, but now I understand. 573 00:27:52,503 --> 00:27:57,083 Yeah, we could actually work that out to any mobile device. 574 00:27:57,463 --> 00:27:58,643 We could put it on your house. 575 00:27:59,443 --> 00:27:59,823 Okay. 576 00:27:59,943 --> 00:28:01,263 It'll probably lower your AC costs. 577 00:28:01,483 --> 00:28:02,603 I feel terrible for... 578 00:28:02,603 --> 00:28:04,743 We got to reopen the invention of the week. 579 00:28:05,923 --> 00:28:07,283 Does this invention have a name? 580 00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:09,963 you know that phrase 581 00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:12,683 like it's 582 00:28:12,683 --> 00:28:14,163 101 in the shade 583 00:28:14,163 --> 00:28:17,123 I thought we could do something with that 584 00:28:17,123 --> 00:28:18,883 101 585 00:28:18,883 --> 00:28:21,083 in the shade 586 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:23,483 101 in the shade 587 00:28:23,483 --> 00:28:25,143 alright yes go to 588 00:28:25,143 --> 00:28:27,103 friendslikeuspod.com to invest in 589 00:28:27,103 --> 00:28:28,183 101 in the shade 590 00:28:28,183 --> 00:28:30,163 alright let's close back up the invention of the week 591 00:28:30,163 --> 00:28:30,663 is it 592 00:28:30,663 --> 00:28:34,623 what would you do if you're evil Columbus after you 593 00:28:34,623 --> 00:28:36,523 well see now this sounds boring 594 00:28:36,523 --> 00:28:37,783 because I think of the three options, 595 00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:40,783 I probably would try to rationalize with it. 596 00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,783 Oh, I see that that's... 597 00:28:43,783 --> 00:28:44,783 Well, okay, because... 598 00:28:44,783 --> 00:28:45,783 That's our producer, everyone. 599 00:28:45,863 --> 00:28:46,263 His name's Joe. 600 00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:49,783 Yeah, Joe reacted strongly to the idea that... 601 00:28:50,623 --> 00:28:51,783 Like, he gave me a face. 602 00:28:52,923 --> 00:28:53,483 To ration? 603 00:28:54,363 --> 00:28:56,783 Yeah, just like, what are you, stupid? 604 00:28:57,563 --> 00:28:59,343 Is that a stupid way to think? 605 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:00,783 Well, why do they want to... 606 00:29:00,783 --> 00:29:01,683 I mean, you have... 607 00:29:01,683 --> 00:29:02,963 See, okay, so that's the thing. 608 00:29:03,063 --> 00:29:03,983 If they're genetic... 609 00:29:03,983 --> 00:29:06,083 So it must be something in their lived experience 610 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:08,823 because that's the only difference between us that would make them. 611 00:29:10,063 --> 00:29:14,603 So then maybe I would try and get some lived experience of my own 612 00:29:14,603 --> 00:29:17,743 that would make me murderous and then try and kill them. 613 00:29:17,743 --> 00:29:19,263 See, I still thought you were trying to understand. 614 00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:21,343 Like, seek first to understand. 615 00:29:21,503 --> 00:29:22,483 Like, why do you hate me? 616 00:29:22,923 --> 00:29:24,003 Do you see me turn sideways? 617 00:29:25,303 --> 00:29:25,623 Yeah. 618 00:29:26,603 --> 00:29:30,183 Are you secretly a traffic camera that's seen how I really look when I drive? 619 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:31,363 I don't know. 620 00:29:31,483 --> 00:29:35,443 Yeah, maybe I should just try and come up with a good kill situation. 621 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:41,503 Would you ever really be convinced that they weren't going to... 622 00:29:41,503 --> 00:29:42,583 Like it was over? 623 00:29:43,163 --> 00:29:43,403 Yeah. 624 00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:43,923 No. 625 00:29:44,543 --> 00:29:46,363 I mean, it sucks that you can never hang out with your clone. 626 00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:47,083 I know. 627 00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:49,043 Although, what if you... 628 00:29:49,043 --> 00:29:52,303 I feel like if I had hung out with my clone, I would just be like, 629 00:29:52,803 --> 00:29:54,123 I fucking hate this person. 630 00:29:54,683 --> 00:29:56,403 No, actually, I have a brilliant idea. 631 00:29:57,063 --> 00:30:00,483 You send your clone to parties, and you hide behind plants, 632 00:30:00,763 --> 00:30:02,683 and you see how you do. 633 00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:06,043 Like how people respond to you. 634 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:08,663 Oh, and then while you're hiding behind the plant, too, 635 00:30:08,743 --> 00:30:10,383 you can also, like, when your clone leaves, 636 00:30:10,423 --> 00:30:12,023 you can still hear that. 637 00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:12,523 Exactly. 638 00:30:15,363 --> 00:30:17,843 This clone just turned into an invention of the week. 639 00:30:18,403 --> 00:30:19,883 Stay tuned for next week's invention. 640 00:30:20,743 --> 00:30:21,263 Party clone. 641 00:30:21,263 --> 00:30:21,583 Home a clone. 642 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,303 Oh, party clone's way better. 643 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:25,583 That's great. 644 00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:30,263 Go to friendslikeuspod.com to invest in party clone. 645 00:30:32,203 --> 00:30:32,723 Wow. 646 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:40,663 Uh, well, then, then wouldn't you just like send your clone to like, then at what point 647 00:30:40,663 --> 00:30:43,343 in time are you just like sending your clone to do all the dirty work? 648 00:30:44,163 --> 00:30:45,423 Maybe that's why they want to kill us. 649 00:30:45,423 --> 00:30:46,363 I get it now. 650 00:30:46,663 --> 00:30:47,583 I have it coming. 651 00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:48,583 That's why they want to. 652 00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:50,483 That would be good to know though. 653 00:30:51,163 --> 00:30:51,383 Hmm. 654 00:30:52,243 --> 00:30:52,703 All right. 655 00:30:53,323 --> 00:30:58,103 Well, uh, I think, I think we have our answers to the big questions of the week. 656 00:30:58,423 --> 00:30:58,863 Absolutely. 657 00:30:59,223 --> 00:30:59,943 The big question. 658 00:31:00,923 --> 00:31:02,243 Sugar crush. 659 00:31:02,243 --> 00:31:12,123 uh we do another little fun thing on this uh podcast uh before the pod starts the producer 660 00:31:12,123 --> 00:31:20,263 joe gives us a word for one of us to keep in mind and secretly say throughout the podcast 661 00:31:20,263 --> 00:31:26,923 and we try and slip it in i slipped mine in you did yes god everything sounded yes but everything 662 00:31:26,923 --> 00:31:31,363 sounded a conversation you said you said your word too yeah neither one of us picked up on it 663 00:31:31,363 --> 00:31:32,203 No, you didn't. 664 00:31:32,263 --> 00:31:33,303 So you have no idea? 665 00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:35,783 Do you have a guess what my word was? 666 00:31:36,363 --> 00:31:38,543 Was it killer? 667 00:31:39,803 --> 00:31:40,203 No. 668 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,823 It was massaged. 669 00:31:43,723 --> 00:31:44,763 Oh, that's a good one. 670 00:31:45,323 --> 00:31:47,903 Although I think I made it present tense when I said it. 671 00:31:48,403 --> 00:31:49,103 Oh, I would have known. 672 00:31:49,103 --> 00:31:51,343 You were talking about the baby shaking. 673 00:31:51,503 --> 00:31:53,223 Yeah, and I could massage. 674 00:31:53,923 --> 00:31:55,763 I know, I was trying to figure out how to say that and be, 675 00:31:55,943 --> 00:31:57,483 I could have massaged it. 676 00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,083 I probably could have done it like that. 677 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,923 Well, you've been disqualified on the technicality. 678 00:32:02,123 --> 00:32:03,103 It depends. 679 00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:06,303 Is your word boof? 680 00:32:08,723 --> 00:32:10,363 That would have been really brilliant. 681 00:32:11,143 --> 00:32:12,183 It would have been good. 682 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,303 Because you didn't even say it. 683 00:32:15,523 --> 00:32:18,203 I just called it out because it sounded like you said boof. 684 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:19,603 Oh, no. 685 00:32:20,123 --> 00:32:22,183 No, I have no idea what your word was. 686 00:32:22,343 --> 00:32:24,943 Okay, audience, feel free to go ahead and put it in the chat, 687 00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:27,803 what you think it was, and I'll give you a couple seconds. 688 00:32:28,183 --> 00:32:29,003 Super chat is. 689 00:32:29,003 --> 00:32:31,343 at our website chat. 690 00:32:31,903 --> 00:32:32,983 And the word was shrinkage. 691 00:32:34,323 --> 00:32:34,763 Oh. 692 00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:36,423 Do you remember me saying it? 693 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:37,463 No. 694 00:32:37,903 --> 00:32:39,043 Because I did a great job. 695 00:32:39,443 --> 00:32:39,663 Yeah. 696 00:32:39,763 --> 00:32:41,083 Actually, I was impressed. 697 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:43,763 In what context did you say shrinkage? 698 00:32:43,903 --> 00:32:44,743 The invention of the week. 699 00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:45,963 Yeah, I was talking about the invention 700 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:46,483 and I was like, 701 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:47,963 would you invest or would you buy it? 702 00:32:48,023 --> 00:32:48,923 Don't worry about this. 703 00:32:48,983 --> 00:32:50,303 Don't worry about shrinkage. 704 00:32:51,263 --> 00:32:52,203 Oh, wow. 705 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:52,623 Yeah. 706 00:32:52,823 --> 00:32:53,583 Very good. 707 00:32:53,803 --> 00:32:54,903 Okay, we should kiss now. 708 00:32:54,903 --> 00:33:04,963 that's how we end every podcast uh well thanks for listening folks we have been friends like us