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welcome to very fine friends bonus improv

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joe can we get a suggestion for our improv

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first i would like to point out you definitely said bonus improv like that before i don't think

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that's like your go-to i think you need to change the about section on the website no

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yeah listeners if you go to verified friends.com and go to the about section

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it's got a little bit of info on all of us and it's and mine says i've never said bonus improv

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the same way twice.

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And I think that was a pretty new way to say it.

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You can move on to...

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I was at insects.

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You could move on to accents next time.

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Then it will always be new.

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Anyways, your suggestion is adventurous.

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I know the answer to this question,

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but I'll ask it for the audience.

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When you got to eat,

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do you typically get the same thing

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from places that you go to?

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Yes.

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Whenever I try to branch out, if it's disappointing, then I'm like, oh.

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I could have had something I knew was good.

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There are certain restaurants where I've tried basically everything on the menu

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because they have a good track record.

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And I also go often enough that I can gamble with one meal.

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Hillstone being a good example.

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Hillstone's a good example.

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The Parlor is the other good example.

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um yeah but and and you are medium adventurous it's a great way to explain me i was gonna say

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you were like semi-adventurous yeah definitely it's like i typically stay around what i know

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but i have my eye on other things and occasionally i'll try them but then i'll come back what's the

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most um like the most adventurous thing you've eaten or tried caviar maybe really that it um

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that feels like the most exotic thing but i wouldn't call it adventurous well no because i

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mean it's pretty common and fine dining and stuff it's not my example would be uh escargot

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oh i've tried that yeah i think i've tried that once too it's i hated it it was disgusting i'm a

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very like it's like chewy it's it's like i'm a very textural eater so if the texture of it is

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gross i can't handle it and then also just thinking on top of that that these are snails

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is not yeah particularly palatable so i know my my dad likes escargot quite a bit i think he just likes the garlic butter i would say for me probably alligator i was gonna say that too but like pop like i get it

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a papado papado yeah but it's just like breaded i know it doesn't seem adventurous it doesn't it

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feels like cheating to say that that was an adventurous thing that i tried because it was

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like it was just like deep fried breaded uh but yes also yeah papadoes and it was one of those

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things like in college when uh like a friend's dad came to town so he like took like a group of

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college like it's like oh like all right get your friends together i'll take you all to dinner like

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oh mr johnson's so cool yeah and so it was like a weird awkward dinner with somebody's dad

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but well i mean awkward because it's like it'd be fine if it was just us there because keep them

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to talk to me. I'm just trying to eat this alligator.

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I know. And there's this middle-aged man

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who insists I'm paying for my meal.

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Oh, I've got it. I think that would

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fall under exotic too.

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The alligator?

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Yes, but not as common. Caviar

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is really common. You're right. It is super

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common. Anyway, I think

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ostrich egg.

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Ooh.

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You've had that? Yeah, one time my dad brought one home

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and it was humongous.

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Yeah. And he's like, we're going to eat it

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for breakfast. And like

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he like made scrambled eggs with it.

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Not good.

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It's all conditioning because you like what you are used to,

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but not a clear taste difference from chicken egg.

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Oh, that's weird.

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And I feel the same way about quail eggs.

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Sometimes people put quail eggs in the thing.

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I'm like, no, I don't like it.

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Hmm.

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A lot of yolk.

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Yeah.

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That's, I, I, I'm not like,

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I'm preconditioned to be, to like, not,

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if I think something's going to be gross

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I'm like I can't handle it very well

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like when they do like they don't really do it

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on Survivor anymore but they used to like old

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like back in the day they would have challenges where they'd

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give them like gross stuff to eat and it was like who could

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finish it first it'd be like I 100%

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I know I would just be like no I'm

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I'm failing at this I'm not going to do it

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like I will throw up for sure

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my like my TV in my bedroom

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which I use for like watching sitcoms

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before I fall asleep like it

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defaults to like cable television

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and the channel that it always goes to is Fear Factor.

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The old ones?

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The old Fear Factors, like old Joe Rogan Fear Factors.

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And the one that was on last night was like this guy had to eat,

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like it was a bowl of scorpion and tarantulas

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that had basically been mashed up.

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So it was just like gross, like pus goo,

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but also too they left like tentacles and like legs in there.

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It was disgusting.

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Yeah.

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And he ate all of them.

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I can't do it.

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It's making me sick right now.

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There's a reason the parlor doesn't have mashed up scorpions on the menu.

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Yeah.

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And now, improv.

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Honey?

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Yeah?

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We're at our favorite restaurant.

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I love it here I love it here I love it here But I always always get the same thing I know That what I love about you You very dependable Happy anniversary by the way Thank you

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Thank you so much.

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Happy anniversary to you, too.

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Oh, you didn't have to say that.

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Seven years.

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We did it.

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It's the magic number.

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I know.

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Seven.

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I think I'm going to go a little crazy.

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What?

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I'm sorry.

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Maybe it's the seven-year itch.

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Itch?

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Yeah.

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You ever heard that phrase?

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Yes, I have.

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seven year itch.

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Seven year itch.

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Usually doesn't apply to relationships.

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It implies you want to get out of them,

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but that's not what you mean.

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No, no, no.

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I just, no, no.

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I'm just.

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Seven year adventurous itch.

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Yes.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I think I'm going to try something different.

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Now, you know how we,

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like most restaurants will have like a lobster tank

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that you can choose from.

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Yeah.

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This restaurant has a gigantic box with a big question mark on it.

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And I've always wondered what it would be like if we just ordered whatever.

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I know.

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And they don't let you watch other people choose from it.

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Yeah.

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So we never know.

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And then you never see those people.

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Wow.

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You're going to pick from the mystery box?

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I'm going to order the mystery box.

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Okay.

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I'm not ready.

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Oh, no, I understand.

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I'm going to stick with my chicken piccata.

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I totally get it.

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Okay.

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And you know how I am.

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So I am not going to be sharing this.

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No, no, I know.

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Okay.

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I know who I married seven years ago.

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I love you, Beth.

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Do you remember our vows?

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Yeah, I do.

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And you said in sickness and health, but not in sharing food.

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And everyone laughed.

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Everyone laughed.

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But I was serious.

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It was a fun moment.

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But you were serious.

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I knew.

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I knew you were serious.

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Okay.

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Well, let's do this.

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Yeah.

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Have we all decided what we're going to get?

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Yeah.

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I'd like to start with the gentleman.

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Thank you.

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I'll have the usual.

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Piccata for you.

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So cute.

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So sweet.

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Okay.

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Let me just write that down.

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Put a heart over the eye.

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And for you.

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Well, I want to.

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I know you probably think I'm going to get my usual.

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Yes.

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Steakums.

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Mm-hmm.

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But.

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What?

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I already wrote it down.

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No, cross it off.

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You're not getting your steakums?

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I'm not getting steakums.

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Not today.

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Oh, my God.

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The itch has come for me.

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Oh, she's itchy.

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I'm real itchy.

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Oh, wow.

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What are you going to get?

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I'd like to get the mystery box.

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The what?

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Oh, she's the mystery.

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Oh, honey, honey, she fainted.

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Do something.

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I'm okay.

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I'm back.

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I'm okay.

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I'm okay.

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I'm in orthopedics.

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Oh, good.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry.

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I just, you, you shocked me.

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Yeah.

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The mystery box?

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You sure?

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I positive I positive I ready for the mystery box Let me just drape this curtain around y table I be right back with the box

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Okay.

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Honey, are you sure about this? This is... I mean, she fainted. She never faints.

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We call her the Never Faint Waitress.

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I know. I can't believe I broke her. She's gonna have to get a new nickname.

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This is... I mean, you don't have to do this.

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Our marriage is exciting enough. You don't have to...

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Honey?

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Honey?

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Oh, wait.

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She's beckoning me over to the giant box.

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I have to go.

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I think this is where I leave you.

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Okay.

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If my food gets here, can I start?

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Yeah, don't wait for me.

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I don't remember.

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I remember that in your vows, too.

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I eat my food immediately upon receiving it.

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And everyone laughed.

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Everyone laughed.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Okay, well.

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When I come back from the mystery box, I think I'll be a different person.

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Okay.

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Love you.

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Love you too, honey.

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See you on the other side.

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You don't have to say that.

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Okay.

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Um, sorry.

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Um, I'm ready for you.

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Are you, are you sure you want to do this?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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And you just...

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Waitress who only fainted once.

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Oh, that has a ring.

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It has a ring.

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It's a new one.

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I like it.

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Yeah, I like it too.

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It shows you can evolve too.

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I can evolve.

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Speaking of evolution, I need you to sign these NDAs and waivers.

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Okay.

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All right.

269
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Can't sue.

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Okay.

271
00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:05,399
Anything bad happens, that's on you.

272
00:11:05,579 --> 00:11:06,579
We like our stuff to rhyme.

273
00:11:08,859 --> 00:11:11,139
This is one of the reasons I love this restaurant.

274
00:11:11,319 --> 00:11:12,139
Oh, you missed an initial.

275
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Even if you turn blue.

276
00:11:14,319 --> 00:11:17,519
I normally get the Steakums Steakums, but not today.

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Mystery box, here I come.

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All right.

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It's just us.

280
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Now, I now put the curtain around your table.

281
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If you want to bring this food back to your table, this mystery box food,

282
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you're going to have to, you know, hide it.

283
00:11:31,739 --> 00:11:32,779
Right, no, I can't let it.

284
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:33,639
It's a big secret.

285
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I just, I'm glad I get to, but the box has a door on it.

286
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I get to walk inside the box.

287
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Open the door and then I will.

288
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Leave me to it?

289
00:11:46,599 --> 00:11:50,379
Yes, but I'll probably also still be there so that I can explain what.

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you're seeing.

291
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Alright, I'm going in.

292
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Me too.

293
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Okay.

294
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Here we are in a dark room. Pull that string.

295
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A light will come on.

296
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Now the light is on.

297
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Look at that table. Do you see it?

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Oh my god.

299
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Come closer.

300
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Wow.

301
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Look.

302
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I'm looking.

303
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Thank god you're here because I don't know what this is.

304
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It's chicken piccata.

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scene