Welcome to Very Fine Friends.
we're not trying to brag
or anything, but we know
the alphabet. And other things.
And other things.
And just as a little treat
for ourselves, we're going to do some
improv. Joe, can we get a suggestion?
I think we're going to find out what other things
you know, because your suggestion is
psychic.
I'm so glad this came up.
Okay.
Last night, and I mix these
terms up. There's hypnagogic
and hypnopompic.
I think hypnagogic is when you're
falling asleep. So this might have been
a hypnopompic. I had an auditory
hallucination.
Woke me up from a dead sleep and it scared
me. Scared the bejesus out of me.
Those are weird because it's like
it's very clear and it sounds like it's in
the room with you. Yeah.
And it screamed out in a loud voice,
check the back!
Did you?
Check the back? I was too scared to get out of bed.
but yeah so i but we've talked about this i've had these before yeah and i i've had like
other things so maybe my latent talent is coming out oh joe's gonna say something
hypnopompic hallucinations are vivid sensory experiences often frightening that occur upon
waking from sleep where a person may see hear or feel things that aren't real god damn he's good
uh yeah that happens to me um i'll hear like knocking like on a door like and or um i'll
hear someone just very clearly go jenna and then i wake up and it's weird yes i've heard those exact
i haven't heard jenna but you're my name yeah yeah oh yeah i've heard my name and i've heard
the knocking and it's like chilling yeah because you're just like because it sounds like it's in
the room with you it feels very real like what hypnagogic is when you're falling asleep and you
have a sensory so wait this one was hypnopompic because i was already sleeping and then it woke
me up yeah yeah okay what usually when i hear knocking it's when i'm falling asleep and it
like wakes me up scary do you ever think it's like a ghost or a spirit i keep like an open
of mine like is like who could know but also like what am I gonna do with that if like I told you
about my like weird set that happened in the past where like I had like a presence in the house and
like at the end of the day I was like well what am I gonna do go outside and stay there like I live
here I'll just go put my nightstand back where it was and deal with it yeah please stop throwing
my things. Hi.
Your roommate here.
Yeah.
What are you going to do with that information? Yeah.
It's just beyond the veil.
Yep.
There are ghosts. There's probably
just, I mean, there's been so many people in the
world. There's so many
people like have lived in history.
Gotta be, this earth has gotta be
lousy with ghosts. Maybe you get
a choice. You want to like hang out. It's like, I'm not
taking that option.
I'm moving on.
Depends on what moving on means.
I wouldn mind just like kind of for fun tooling around Earth for a little while I guess that true if the alternative is like going into a giant soul like paper shredder and being gone forever it like a kale Yeah
I guess I'll haunt.
Well,
yeah,
but can you see other ghosts?
Because like you said,
there's been a lot of people on earth.
So in ghost world,
if you can see other ghosts and it's like literally every square inch of earth
is like covered.
You could in the movie ghost,
but they were very spread out.
Remember the subway guy?
Hmm.
I saw that movie a long time ago.
Oh.
Totally remember it.
Worth a rewatch.
Okay.
Yeah, he was this angry subway guy who haunted the subway and was really pissed off.
And when Patrick Swayze was on the subway as a ghost, he saw him.
And the guy was pissed that he was in his area and started screaming at him.
Threw him off the subway.
Angry ghost.
And now, improv.
I wonder what she'll do when I turn the light off and on and off and on and off and on.
I'm going to do it right now.
Ooh, fun disco lighting.
I love that my house has these weird quirks.
What? She's enjoying it?
That's not what I wanted.
I know.
Disco lighting, disco.
And music to go along with it.
I'm going to dance.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
What a fun, impromptu dance party.
I love my weird little house.
I'm slamming a door!
Oh, I always forget to shut that door.
I'm so glad it remembered all on its own.
Okay, think, think, think.
What can I do?
I know.
Wigiport.
Just slide it in front of her when she's not looking.
Games!
I love a game. I love playing by myself.
I'll just take control of this.
You are annoying me in my home where I died.
That's so funny.
Little tricks like this are fun.
Well, nothing crazy here.
I'm sure that this is just a function of a Ouija board.
I've never used one before.
Okay, now it's time to get serious.
I know what I'm going to do. I've got it.
I'm going to kill myself again.
Then the ghost of my ghost and I will figure this out.
What was that weird noise?
Oh, well.
Huh.
Well, that didn't work.
Oh, hey.
I'm the ghost.
The ghost of your ghost.
Oh, that's weird.
You're a ghost.
Yeah, they're the same voice.
This is interesting.
No, I know.
You shot me right through the neck.
I shot us.
I know, you shot us.
You're right.
You were involved in this, too.
Well, the ghost gun was there.
I had to use it by the third act.
I chose to do it now.
Listen, this bitch is in our house.
I know, dude, I know.
How did we get her out?
I've tried everything.
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
I brought you here for a singular purpose.
I'm you. I am you. I'm just a ghost version of you.
Okay, but I thought you'd have access to other mental faculties.
No, sadly, we have the same. Look, we could brainstorm this.
What have you tried You tried everything Everything You tried the lights You tried the wooing Yeah Even one time she was sleeping I kissed her Yeah On the cheek It wasn weird
I mean, it was weird.
She looks like she probably liked it.
She's down for it.
This woman, she's a crazy survivor.
All right.
I'm going to go out on a limb here.
I'm going to make a suggestion.
Ghost limb.
Sorry it took me too long to say that.
That's okay.
Man, it's okay.
It was worth it.
Yeah.
It was worth the win.
Yeah.
It was good.
Ghost limb.
Oh, we just went right through each other.
Okay.
I'm going to kill myself.
Okay.
Yeah.
Good idea.
And then see if there's a ghost version of me that has any better ideas.
That's really smart.
This is just like duplicity.
Such a good movie.
Great movie.
Great flick.
Yeah.
We should watch that.
I love that.
Maybe when she's gone.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Or when she's here.
I don't know.
She doesn't seem to care what we do.
I guess we need her to turn it on.
But yeah.
Do your thing.
okay ready yeah wait you want me to do it is it weird no no i'll do it myself you had to do it
yourself i'll do it myself i was alone then all right i i have a noose a ghost noose oh oh we're
doing this i'm gonna hang it off this ghost limb okay you have the guns right there but okay
Oh, go slim.
Bye.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Who am I?
Who are you?
We're us.
Oh.
Oh, are you trying to do a duplicity thing?
A ghost duplicity thing?
I was thinking multiplicity.
Now that you got the M out
I was questioning that
I was questioning myself there
I know I'm a little new as it goes
Oh he does have new ideas
Oh great
We're trying to get rid of this woman who lives in our house
Everything that we do to try and get rid of her
She finds charming
La la la
What a funny house I have
Do you hear that?
God
I'm trying to sleep
Yeah
Yeah, I know a bunch of ghost Jehovah's Witnesses.
What does that do?
Oh, I know.
They'll come to the door.
All the time.
And take her?
No, they'll just try and convert her.
Well.
Or whatever they do, I don't know.
Do you want them to take her?
Yes.
I mean, is that an option?
I didn't know getting her out of the house completely was an option.
There is a premium package.
Wow, this ghost version has all the knowledge.
No, I shouldn't even say it.
Should we go one deeper?
Well, I mean, look at what he's spitting out.
I know, you're giving us gold.
Is there any chance you'd kill yourself?
What?
No, I have too much to live for in this ghost life.
Just do it.
We did it.
My ghost self-esteem is through the roof.
Let's see how far we can take this.
Our wisdom is getting exponential here.
Yeah, what is the ghost?
Come on.
Come on, you don't get better than this.
Look, I killed myself.
I'm still here interacting with you.
Yeah, and she hasn't changed.
He hasn't changed.
We haven't changed at all.
You just create a new ghost.
It's fine.
Don't you understand the laws of the universe?
Look, I'm just saying.
I don't.
Kill yourself.
Oh, God.
This reminds me of high school.
Yeah, I know.
It reminds all of us of high school.
We were all the same person.
Bad time.
Go on.
All right, fine.
Hang me that ghost noose.
Ah, that's the spirit.
Ah.
We're good.
We always will have each other It is nice to joke like this Bye Alright Hey y
Hey. You look to be
in need of some ghost wisdom I can tell.
It looks like I'm
the fourth in line.
Wow. He is cooler than I am.
No one said that. No one said that but you.
Hey. Hey. Coolness
is relative. I'm sure there's
cultures and society
where you're cooler than me.
I don't know any of them.
Well, you're very humble, sir.
Thank you.
Who is I?
And you?
Who is me, too?
Yeah.
We need to get rid of this woman.
She's holding up
wallpaper samples right now.
She's really nesting, huh?
Nesting.
That's exactly what she's doing.
Yeah, you gotta get rid of her.
Well,
I gotta be honest with you.
I never once did get rid of a woman.
Much though I tried.
You never did?
Women flock to me.
This ghost version of me.
They love me.
But I know a fella who they don't love.
Hand me that poison.
That ghost poison.
Here it is.
You're about to meet my ghost.
Oh.
Bottoms up.
He's a coming.
Hey.
I'm here.
I knew you'd make it.
Whoa.
Whoa, Leia.
You're the ladies' man I remember.
Somehow.
Help us.
Can you help us get rid of this chick?
Oh, I can help you.
Let me get this straight.
You killed your ghost self, and then you killed your ghost self,
and then you killed your ghost self
and here I am.
There's one thing you haven't tried.
What's that, partner?
Let me put it this way.
You've killed yourselves.
But have you killed the woman?
God, it's so beautiful and clean in its logic.
I never even knew that was an option.
God, you're so wise.
Glad I killed myself to get to you.
Well, gentlemen...
Wait.
Surely you could kill yourself.
Just one more time.
Here, take the ghost news.
Yes.
I'm putting it on.
I'm powering through.
No!
This is a weak news.
You gotta fight it, partner.
You gotta fight it.
It's bad.
Oh, finally.
I'm the Phantom
person
wow
if he can't
this is the deepest
that our voice can go
oh my god
that's a deep voice
I'm starting my
packing right now
I can't handle how deep that voice is
yeah
scene
Thank you.