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listeners were so strong i know we're all flexing

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i don't know why we're doing it but we are i started it i'm a douche

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yeah well and then i was mocking you and then she didn't know and then she just did it and then i

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and then I just wanted to join in.

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I was like, I was flexing.

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I want to flex too.

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Welcome to very strong friends.

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No, very fine friends.

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See that?

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See what I just did?

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That was improv-ing our name.

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Let's do some more of that.

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Francis, what do you say?

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Yeah.

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Joe, can we get a suggestion?

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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Nice guy.

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Your suggestion is Volcano.

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Okay.

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Maybe I don't understand the extent to which,

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or the quickness with which lava flows,

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but I feel like people that,

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especially in these modern days,

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that die from a volcano.

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It's like...

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It can be really fast.

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It can be really fast?

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Yeah.

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I'm assuming it's really slow.

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It can be slow and it can be very fast.

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Okay.

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I mean, if it's like a torrent or whatever.

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Yeah.

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We won't judge those people.

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I don't judge you.

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But if it's slow moving and you're just like, I got time.

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And then it's like, it's fine.

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I'll be able to get out of here.

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And then you don't.

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I got to finish this phone call.

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Yeah.

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I always thought instead of landfills, why don't we just throw a trash in a volcano and

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have it incinerate the trash?

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Not a bad idea.

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Apparently there's toxic fumes, but it's like we already breed those.

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Yeah.

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Just throw it in.

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Oh, you mean just like burning whatever?

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Yeah.

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I guess there are countries where they do burn their trash.

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Yeah, but this is volcano power, baby.

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It slips underneath that.

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It's like nothing's getting out there, man.

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Yeah.

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That would be such a crappy way to die.

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Lava?

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I don't think you'd feel it.

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I mean, if you fell into a pit of like magma or lava.

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No, but like if you were one of those people that thought they had time and could get out of there.

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and then it just came up and it hit your ankles

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and then your feet disintegrate and you collapse

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and then it covers you in lava.

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So you just are like, ah!

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It is probably really terrifying, the actual experience,

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but I feel like it's so hot that it wouldn't be painful.

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You would just become instantly numb.

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Mm-hmm.

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And probably go into shock.

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Yeah.

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Let's never find out.

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Okay.

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Deal.

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I guess I'll cancel our helicopter volcano tour.

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Yeah.

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I mean,

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but the people that go,

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like I'm sure it looks cool,

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but people that go,

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I mean,

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it's gotta be so hot,

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even if you're far enough away,

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but it's like,

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you would go to an active volcano.

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Like they do do that.

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Like let's take a helicopter tour of a actual,

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like that would be so fricking hot.

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Yeah.

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It would be hot.

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Not,

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not in a good way No in a bad way Bad hot bad hot Bad hot Super bad But I mean like the Pompeii all the people that are preserved

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That's how fast it can happen.

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Or are they that stupid?

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They're all posing for pictures.

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We got time. Keep painting.

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Keep sculpting.

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Nobody move.

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The irony is they were preserved.

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Yeah.

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I love when irony is used correctly

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yeah

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it's so willy nilly these days

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but actually if you look at the definition of irony

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it could basically be like anything

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that's like an unexpected outcome

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so

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did they change that

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to fit the willy nilly way with which people use the word

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couldn't tell you no one told me

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well it's like it also kind of lines up with hypocrisy a little bit

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because I think like the definition

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is like when you say one thing but you mean another

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that's not necessarily

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like you don't necessarily know that you mean another thing.

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Like there could be dramatic irony where like other people know that there's a

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hidden meaning to what you're saying,

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but you don't know that.

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Oh my God,

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run.

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Francis,

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that just exploded.

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It just blew my mind like a toe.

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I got time.

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I was,

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I was thinking the same thing.

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You were?

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The toe.

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Yes.

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I was going to say it.

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You should have.

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Oh,

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next time.

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I'll save that joke for the next time.

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Please do.

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And now,

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improv.

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Beth.

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Yeah?

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I just got some devastating news.

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Oh my God, what?

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Apparently, our area could see a tornado in the next one to two years.

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We gotta go.

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Oh, no.

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No, we got time.

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No, that's what they want you to think.

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Babe, we got time.

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No, pack your e-bag.

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We gotta go.

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My e-bag?

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Emergency.

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Oh.

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Don't you pay attention when I talk while you sleep?

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No, honey.

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We have time that you can say the whole word.

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You don't need to breathe everything.

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No, no.

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You're being too...

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What's the word?

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Stable?

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No.

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Rational?

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No.

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You're not taking this seriously.

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We got to go.

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We'll go to my parents.

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I know you don't like them.

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We'll make it work.

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No, I'm not going to your parents

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because there might be a tornado

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one to two years from now.

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We got time.

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We got time, babe.

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I don't understand. Don't you have a fear of the unknown? A fear of natural disasters? You know people die in these situations.

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I know. I know. A tornado would be really scary if it was on us right now. But it's not.

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I can't believe that we live in modern times and we have the capability to predict this event. And you are so arrogant that you think you have time.

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But I do, hon

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And

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We have reservations

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On Saturday

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Do you think the restaurant's gonna be open

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Knowing what we know?

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Yeah, I do

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And honey

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Don't bring it up to everybody

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Look, a year from now

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We can start preparing for this

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A year from now

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We might as well be dead

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Babe, come on

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Don't say that

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I don't want you to start living life

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as if we already died in a tornado okay I guess we have to vote on it And I know the family rules You get two votes So let do this Okay Vote to leave All right

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I'm using both my votes on no.

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What?

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I'm sorry, hon.

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Ugh.

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Fine.

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Sorry.

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Fine.

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I'll live in fear.

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Okay.

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I'm carrying my background everywhere.

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Honey, don't do that, please.

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Nope.

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I'm doing it.

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You keep some weird things in there.

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Yeah.

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And I have my urine recirculator technology.

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I know.

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I know.

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and you insist on using it in public.

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You never know.

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When the tornado.

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Do you remember?

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Do you remember?

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Yes.

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You do remember?

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You know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah.

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Do you remember when there was,

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they were predicting that there would be an earthquake in Japan

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and then you started preparing for the tsunami that might happen

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if that ever happened?

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It's a one-two punch, Beth. That's what happens.

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I know, but they were just saying that theoretically Japan could have a big earthquake.

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And I was ready, wasn't I?

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I know. I know. You were ready.

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I would say, to a fault.

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I would say, you didn't need to be drinking your own piss at the restaurant.

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Just because the tsunami, for all we know, could have gone the other way.

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Does it mean it didn't happen?

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We didn't go.

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All right, honey.

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Look.

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Some tsunamis are underwater.

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I can't believe I'm explaining this to you.

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You voted to stay.

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We'll stay.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Cut to Saturday evening at the restaurant.

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Ooh.

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I can kind of see why they call it revolution.

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Because it's got kind of like a cool revolution-y vibe to it.

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I hope the food is as good as everyone says it's going to be.

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Yeah.

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Hey, how fast can we get our food in case there's a tornado?

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Honey.

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What?

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I want to enjoy this.

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I want to enjoy revolution.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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Don't mind.

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I'm just going to carabiner us to the table.

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Honey, no, no.

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You will thank me if the storm picks up this restaurant.

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It's not going to pick up this restaurant.

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Okay.

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Just walk like a normal human being.

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I'm trying.

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I'm living in fear.

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Okay, well, just stop.

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You're embarrassing me.

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You want to sit with this?

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No, I don't want, put your pee away.

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I don't want your pee.

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We can bring pee in here.

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I asked.

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You asked?

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You asked.

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I emailed management.

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I asked them about their evacuation plan,

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how seriously they're taking this,

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and could I bring my own pee?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, the manager's standing by our table.

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Why is the manager standing by our table?

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Just be cool, honey, don't.

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I am cool, Beth.

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I don't want to get kicked out of the restaurant.

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Is my breath smell okay?

283
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,220
It smells like pee.

284
00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:39,720
Okay.

285
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:40,960
Thank you.

286
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,780
Oh, so everything?

287
00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,240
See you're enjoying the environment?

288
00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,900
Yes, we love it so much.

289
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,200
I'm scared for my life, personally.

290
00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:58,140
I can't wait to sit down and just really enjoy a nice, slow meal where we savor everything.

291
00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,700
Yeah, on our way to Oz.

292
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:13,440
Honey stop Yeah well why don you do that Here sit down I watch you guys sit down Okay thank you Yeah okay Do you do this for all the customers Just the ones that I think will be a good time

293
00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,800
Okay, you guys look like you're a good time.

294
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,280
Thank you.

295
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,040
What does that mean?

296
00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,480
I'll tell you if you sit down.

297
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:22,840
Okay.

298
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:23,520
I'm sitting.

299
00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:23,860
Sitting.

300
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:24,460
Okay.

301
00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:26,820
What does that mean?

302
00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:33,280
No one respects our BYOP policy.

303
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:34,600
Told you.

304
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,460
Told you.

305
00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:35,900
What?

306
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:48,520
I just, it's nice to see, you know, like when, if you're hosting a party and, you know, you put out some hors d'oeuvres and then no one has any, it's like, it hurts a little bit on the inside.

307
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,900
That's like, that's how you feel when you allow people to bring their own piss, but then they don't.

308
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,480
I've been so rude.

309
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,420
Would you like some?

310
00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:56,380
Oh.

311
00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:58,520
Well, I'm on the clock.

312
00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,260
I shouldn't.

313
00:10:59,360 --> 00:10:59,560
Okay.

314
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,480
I respect that.

315
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,100
God, I want to.

316
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:02,840
I can't.

317
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:03,140
I can't.

318
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,360
I'll make more.

319
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,120
Okay.

320
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:06,560
Here.

321
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,300
Wait, hold on.

322
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,320
Let me write down my address.

323
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:09,500
Oh my God.

324
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,460
We're two streets over.

325
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,740
No way.

326
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:13,460
Oh, good.

327
00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,100
We're neighbors.

328
00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:14,940
Great.

329
00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:15,520
Honey.

330
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:16,640
I'm on Klineman.

331
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,720
This is fortuitous.

332
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,700
Here I've been scared.

333
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,000
Okay.

334
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:23,880
What?

335
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,060
You want this?

336
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,280
Yes

337
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,540
You want someone that brings their own

338
00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:34,720
You know he tried to carabiner over to the table

339
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,060
Could you do it for us sir

340
00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:38,080
What do you mean carabiner

341
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:38,300
What

342
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,140
Carabiner

343
00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:40,680
Over the table

344
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,020
No no no

345
00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,000
Yes you want

346
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000
I'm attaching a carabiner to the table so

347
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,960
Yes and then you were going to pull us from the roof

348
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:49,460
Yes

349
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,240
Oh in case of disaster right

350
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:51,540
Yeah of course

351
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,800
No there's not going to be

352
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,440
Hold on

353
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,240
You know what I'm talking about.

354
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,400
Oh, of course.

355
00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:58,000
Oh, my God.

356
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,020
You're prepared for this thing.

357
00:11:59,040 --> 00:11:59,400
Oh, my God.

358
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:00,660
Oh, big time.

359
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,920
She doesn't believe in it.

360
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:07,620
No, I believe that theoretically there could be a tornado one day.

361
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:12,440
I don't believe we need to pack up our lives and go to your parents immediately.

362
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,880
My parents live on high ground.

363
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,560
Really?

364
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:16,580
Very high ground.

365
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,420
I mean, I'm already packed.

366
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:20,580
Do you?

367
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:21,200
This is crazy.

368
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,100
Do you want to come?

369
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:29,920
You know, I actually was going to go stay at someone else's parents' house, but I feel better about you.

370
00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:31,300
What is happening right now?

371
00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,820
You're not a part of this.

372
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,680
What is going on?

373
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,460
Quiet, toots.

374
00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,840
Yeah, could you actually get us some water?

375
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,240
Yeah.

376
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,520
It'd be great if we could get some.

377
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,100
My God, I'm going to...

378
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,500
You're going to what, Beth?

379
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,160
You're going to what?

380
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:46,640
I'm...

381
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,160
Fine.

382
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,640
You two, go.

383
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,560
Go live with your parents at a high ground and drink pee together.

384
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,540
Sounds nice.

385
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,180
I'm going to be enjoying a nice meal here at revolution.

386
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:01,900
Yeah.

387
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,160
We'll see for how much longer.

388
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:03,580
Yeah.

389
00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:04,720
Wait,

390
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:05,340
do you hear that?

391
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:05,820
What?

392
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,580
Oh my God.

393
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,100
A tornado.

394
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,080
The rope's off.

395
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,380
You're the only man I ever loved.

396
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:15,760
Ditto.

397
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,700
I hate you both.

398
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,000
See.

399
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Bye.