1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,160 welcome to very fine friends bonus improv yeah yeah joe can we get a suggestion please 2 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:31,700 your suggestion is luckiest 3 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:35,160 I've been very lucky 4 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,620 great 5 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,440 one time a car almost ran me over 6 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,580 I know 7 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:43,780 maybe next time 8 00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:47,980 I was walking across the street 9 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:49,020 in downtown 10 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:50,280 old town Scottsdale 11 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,480 and I was going to get a car 12 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:54,200 so I could pick someone up 13 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,340 and it was my turn to walk 14 00:00:56,340 --> 00:00:59,860 and I was walking across the street and then a jeep came like barreling through the intersection 15 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:06,860 to make a left like while I was walking and it missed me by probably inches whoa yeah but here's 16 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:11,520 how existentially dead I am I just stood there and I know the audience won't say this but I was 17 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:17,280 just like held up my hands like yeah I probably would do that too what are you doing and then I 18 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:22,420 kept walking yeah but but later did it hit you that you're like whoa I could have died just then 19 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:27,660 no i don't think i'm no and actually this made me think i'm someone who would never get ptsd 20 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:32,240 like from like war stuff because i'm like i just accept whatever reality i'm in 21 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:40,840 is that a good thing or to our friends to the u.s military and we know you're listening yeah 22 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:46,880 no offense i'm not saying i'm stronger i'm just saying oh no i thought you meant i was like 23 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:52,380 they're gonna recruit francis now they should you're the ultimate weapon yeah i'm fine i'm 24 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,400 one of those people who can like, 25 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:55,720 if it's like little stuff, 26 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:59,180 like I might like lose my mind, 27 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:01,100 but it's like big life-changing stuff. 28 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:01,600 I'm like, 29 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,340 everything else doesn't exist. 30 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:03,740 And I'm like, 31 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,240 totally fine. 32 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:05,360 That's what, 33 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:05,560 yeah, 34 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:06,120 I was going to say, 35 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:07,080 that seems funny to me. 36 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:13,160 You say it's like you accept whatever you seem like you get angry about 37 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,440 little shit all the time, 38 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:15,700 the little shit, 39 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,480 but the big shits, 40 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,580 you roll with that. 41 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:20,260 Yeah. 42 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:21,280 I roll with the big shits. 43 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:37,020 you feel lucky you got a lucky story nothing in particular i don feel unlucky you not unlucky i happy so i guess that makes me lucky Wow You just said quote I happy 44 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,220 Unquote. 45 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:39,060 Yeah. 46 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:39,700 That's beautiful. 47 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:40,760 Thank you. 48 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,680 And now, improv. 49 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,600 All right. 50 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:50,1000 So, cool. 51 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:54,140 You, uh, is your first day here? 52 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:54,820 Hmm. 53 00:02:54,820 --> 00:03:05,540 at lucky r us yeah um thanks i'm telling you this is uh i'm just gonna teach you the basics 54 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:10,960 all right i don't think i need it but go ahead so uh first up first things first 55 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:16,980 hop in my car we're gonna go drive around and almost hit a bunch of pedestrians 56 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:27,880 uh oh is there more to that nope nope it's just a fun easy way to get people to feel lucky to be 57 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:34,460 alive and uh they don't know that we're doing it on purpose so they think whoa i'm real lucky 58 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:38,240 i i mean that sounds interesting but i'm aren't you ever concerned that you 59 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:44,140 what if you have an accident you actually hit them well then our services are not for them 60 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:49,980 they're unlucky i won't lie to you it's happened 61 00:03:49,980 --> 00:04:00,540 seven times lucky number seven times okay um sorry i i don't mean to i really need this job 62 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:06,820 okay go on please yes so uh we're gonna start there that's pretty basic we'll start you off 63 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:16,1000 there okay um then maybe if you're real lucky uh you can graduate to grand canyon duty what's that 64 00:04:16,1000 --> 00:04:27,320 that's where we put we hide little rocks and stuff in the ground near the edge and then we stand near 65 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:32,320 the edge waiting for someone to come by and trip and then we catch him and go whoa and then they 66 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:36,920 feel like oh oh my god i almost just fell off the grand canyon that's horrifying what if they 67 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:41,620 actually fall that's actually never happened thank goodness oh god thank thank goodness not 68 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:50,980 because of us those some bitches over at luck luck luck they worked for a while they were 69 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:57,240 working the same corner the grand canyon as us and i saw them drop a bunch of people 70 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:09,659 but not us we have a perfect record grand canyon wise uh okay this might be a dumb question i hope it okay to ask No hey no wrong questions Just ask them 71 00:05:09,859 --> 00:05:10,659 That's what I'm here for. 72 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:12,999 Who's funding this operation? 73 00:05:14,819 --> 00:05:16,219 The Lottery Commission. 74 00:05:17,779 --> 00:05:18,639 That makes sense. 75 00:05:19,139 --> 00:05:20,159 People feel like, oh. 76 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:22,879 Oh, and then they feel lucky and they go buy tickets. 77 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:23,659 They go buy tickets. 78 00:05:23,919 --> 00:05:25,959 Oh, that's brilliant. 79 00:05:26,019 --> 00:05:26,479 I gotta be honest. 80 00:05:26,499 --> 00:05:27,379 When you first started talking, 81 00:05:27,379 --> 00:05:29,219 I was thinking, like, this is crazy, 82 00:05:29,219 --> 00:05:34,739 but hey you're you're the one that applied man what did you think i need a job yeah times are 83 00:05:34,739 --> 00:05:42,879 tough i'm watering down my milk anyway um well this sounds great i think i can do this yeah 84 00:05:42,879 --> 00:05:50,699 all right i don't know i i don't normally do this put me in coach with trainees but you seem like 85 00:05:50,699 --> 00:05:56,119 you gotta you're gonna have a knack for this oh i'm hungry for milk let's do this all right i'm 86 00:05:56,119 --> 00:06:00,539 I'm going to let you take us out on our first mission of the day. 87 00:06:01,059 --> 00:06:01,659 Thank you, sir. 88 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:04,939 Cut to the first mission. 89 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:06,319 Okay. 90 00:06:07,219 --> 00:06:08,699 Mirrors are good. 91 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:10,539 Seatbelts are on. 92 00:06:11,999 --> 00:06:13,559 Let's go make people lucky. 93 00:06:14,679 --> 00:06:15,339 You're doing great. 94 00:06:15,579 --> 00:06:15,899 Okay. 95 00:06:17,039 --> 00:06:17,419 All right. 96 00:06:17,499 --> 00:06:18,919 Oh, here come some pedestrians. 97 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:20,259 All right. 98 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:21,339 I'm going to do a quick serve. 99 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:33,679 oh my god that was so close oh i can still fix this i can fix this ma'am you're so lucky you 100 00:06:33,679 --> 00:06:39,859 could have been killed my legs i'm going we're going now buy a lottery ticket 101 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:51,559 um i felt like a b plus um robert i'm gonna be honest with you 102 00:06:51,559 --> 00:07:02,939 that was a d minus no mr cowlick uh yeah yeah if you're gonna if you're gonna hit him kill him 103 00:07:02,939 --> 00:07:06,419 don't mangle him well i thought we could salvage it because she's 104 00:07:06,419 --> 00:07:09,159 she was still lucky it could have been worse 105 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:12,639 she's living without legs now 106 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:14,419 okay 107 00:07:14,419 --> 00:07:16,439 just give me one more chance 108 00:07:16,439 --> 00:07:19,119 you didn't know it that lady was an Olympic 109 00:07:19,119 --> 00:07:19,499 runner 110 00:07:19,499 --> 00:07:22,919 okay well now she can relax 111 00:07:22,919 --> 00:07:24,579 she got the silver medal 112 00:07:24,579 --> 00:07:26,919 at the Olympics and she's been feeling unlucky 113 00:07:26,919 --> 00:07:27,619 ever since 114 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:30,899 so we were supposed to help make her feel a little bit luckier 115 00:07:30,899 --> 00:07:42,019 you have a list oh yeah this is we got a list these aren random Nope nope Lottery Commission funds most of our work We get individual requests Is this government related 116 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:43,279 This feels very shady. 117 00:07:44,479 --> 00:07:44,999 Don't... 118 00:07:44,999 --> 00:07:45,679 Don't... 119 00:07:45,679 --> 00:07:47,559 You worry your pretty little head about this, Robert. 120 00:07:48,139 --> 00:07:49,779 How much the government is involved. 121 00:07:50,139 --> 00:07:51,319 Mr. Kellick, I'm begging you. 122 00:07:52,399 --> 00:07:53,599 Take me on one last mission. 123 00:07:53,719 --> 00:07:55,279 I can prove to you I can do this. 124 00:07:56,759 --> 00:07:59,119 All right, but... 125 00:07:59,119 --> 00:07:59,939 You know, as they say, 126 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:01,559 two strikes and you're out. 127 00:08:02,019 --> 00:08:09,779 that's the old saying that's not very lucky yep well all right i'm gonna let you pick what the 128 00:08:09,779 --> 00:08:18,139 next mission is okay i pick don't don't don't tell me son oh just show me okay luck luck works 129 00:08:18,139 --> 00:08:22,239 best when it's spontaneous okay all right 130 00:08:22,239 --> 00:08:39,759 maryanne lewis in apartment 9c coming okay hang on thank you just watering my pot of four-leaf 131 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:47,439 clovers i'm out here waiting oh oops some salt wait sorry i'll be there in a second i just have 132 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:56,699 to throw it over my shoulder no problem god bless you oh wait sorry hang on i i just gotta 133 00:08:56,699 --> 00:09:03,239 go by all my my i'm sorry my horseshoes are all over the ground i gotta step around them 134 00:09:03,239 --> 00:09:12,699 my lucky horseshoes okay oh hi yeah oh hi yes i'm marianne bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang 135 00:09:12,699 --> 00:09:14,719 Bang bang bang bang bang bang 136 00:09:14,719 --> 00:09:15,279 Click 137 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:20,039 Oh no 138 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:21,799 Oh no 139 00:09:21,799 --> 00:09:23,899 Mariel Lewis 140 00:09:23,899 --> 00:09:25,759 Get in my arms 141 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:29,079 I was supposed to miss you 142 00:09:29,079 --> 00:09:30,599 This was the Pulp Fiction challenge 143 00:09:30,599 --> 00:09:33,399 It was supposed to be 144 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:34,959 Bullets all around you and your shape 145 00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:36,819 But damn I'm a good shot 146 00:09:36,819 --> 00:09:38,499 It's all 147 00:09:38,499 --> 00:09:40,399 Oh my god it's 148 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:42,639 Seven bullets stacked one on top of the other 149 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:45,479 you hit over and over in the same spot. 150 00:09:45,939 --> 00:09:47,599 I gotta buy a lottery ticket. 151 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,519 My work here is done. 152 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:53,299 All right, see you.