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okay so francis do you remember the other day i was telling you about my i was not really an

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invention idea but an idea that i had that i thought would make my life better uh which is so

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like in my youtube music i have multiple playlists like i have one for working out but then have my

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liked music and um i'll like just shuffle play them and um then when i but then if i want to

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listen to a different list that shuffled playlist goes away right so then i end up like listening to

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the same songs over and over again because they keep coming up uh so i was thinking there should

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be a way to like pause one playlist and go to another playlist well today i went to the gym

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opened up my phone went to my working out playlist there was a resume button for my playlist

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they must have manifested it i did i manifested it they had to have heard what we were talking

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about francis they probably stole your idea i know but you know what i'm okay they can have that

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that one's on me no it's not okay this has to stop the same thing happened to me i don't know

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know this i invented itunes what yeah i had the idea first i was gonna call it you tunes

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because you're you're not as selfish as apple is right exactly it was for everyone else

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itunes you tune seems sort of accusatory though like these are your tunes but in the happiest way

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i did it because i used to be a little karaoke singer and back in the day when you bought cds

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you couldn't you you bought a whole cd for one song you wanted and i was like no i wish there

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was a way you could just buy the ones you wanted oh that'd be a great idea youtunes and i sat on it

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and i dreamed on it and then one day they had itunes yeah man apple if you're listening and

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we know you are you are tim cook if you're out there listening he's a subscriber yeah friend

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of the pod pay francis what you owe him yeah hit me with the rears bro yeah yeah just oh yeah gross

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just a percentage of gross

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I'm struggling out here

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and interest on the amount of money

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that he lost because he wasn't paid

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and pay my lawyers

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I think I invented rage rooms

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ooh that's a good one to invent

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yeah

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because they weren't a thing in the 2000s

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right and I was just like

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we should go get a whole bunch of

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trash from Goodwill

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and have people pay to hit it

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with bats

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I invented rage rooms but

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But obviously whoever I told stole this idea and now they exist.

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You can still do it.

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You just call it something else.

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I don't know.

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I mean, I think there are rage rooms that are called multiple different things.

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I think that's the concept really that's been stolen.

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Have you been to a rage room?

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Yeah.

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Did you love it?

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Did you get your rage out?

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Yeah.

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It turns out I do this when I hit things with a bat.

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Every time I hit things with a bat.

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Yeah.

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that doesn't sound like rage to me that sounds like joy yeah i was there with my uh few of my

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girlfriends and they were like really like rageful and that was like my turn and it was

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like and i was like i'm gonna show them yeah

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someday we're gonna have to make a like a sound effect cd of all of your

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i do you know other one i do don't steal that idea yeah yeah yeah i do that a lot

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hi yeah yeah like miss piggy well i guess does she say hi yeah yeah an everyday speech

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yeah yeah she's like when she gets angry she hi yeah yeah oh well i'm in good company then

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welcome to friends like us podcast where friends talk about stuff i'm jenna with me as always is

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francis and we have a very special guest our friend chrissy so happy to be here i am a

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dedicated listener i'm a sizzler if you uh if you will uh friend of the pod happy to be here

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oh well this is so exciting and the inventor of rage room yeah and she invented rage rooms

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mm-hmm tm yeah would you have called it something else i probably would have just called it a smash

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room oh that's good yeah that's good too yeah yeah because you'd think there was drinking in

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there or or or it's okay i get where you're going now joe yeah pull your head out of the gutter joe

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Your whole head's there.

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I have a dirty mind.

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All right.

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Well, as regular sizzlers would know,

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we get secret words from Joe at the beginning of our episode to say

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and sneak into conversation.

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And you can go to friendslikeuspod.com.

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There is a running total of the points.

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Francis is winning.

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Ooh.

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Oh, my God.

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Yes.

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No rage here.

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Just hi-yah.

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Hi-yah.

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Nyah!

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But we will say these words during the episode, and we will try and guess each other's words,

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and we all three have one.

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It's very exciting.

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Now here's Joe with the words.

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Jenna's secret word is decapitated.

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Francis's secret word is sovereign.

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Chrissy's secret word is cumulative.

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Back to the pod.

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First segment time.

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You know what it is.

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We all know what it is.

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Invention of the week.

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Inventions.

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Ooh-wee.

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I'm so excited.

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I can't wait.

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This is a real tough one because I dreamed up two today.

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Whoa.

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And I was like, oh, which one do I tell?

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Yeah.

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Okay, I've got it.

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Okay.

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The one I'm going to talk about, you know how there's wrestling?

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I do know how there's wrestling.

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There's two different kinds of wrestling.

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What kind of wrestling are you referring to?

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Are you referring to, because actually when I was coming in, I was wondering, there's WWF and there's WWE, right?

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What's the E?

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There's WWE.

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What's that?

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Entertainment, because they can't call it a federation because it's not real.

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so there's no wwf anymore it's been turned into the wwe okay so i thought that was because of the

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world wildlife fund that they had to change that that could be a secondary reason oh but i like

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your reason better i like that better yeah because it's not a real sport yeah oh that's interesting

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um so they have to call it entertainment there's the other kind where the guys are like

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where it's like the high school kids do.

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Oh, okay.

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Nope, not talking about that.

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Not talking about that.

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And a third kind, wrestling.

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Yeah, and there's wrestling.

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Which is a gator.

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Yep, that's some good old-fashioned gator fun.

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I'm learning so much about wrestling.

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Oh, well, that's good, I think, for your invention.

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Not really.

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It has nothing to do with wrestling.

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So why did you start this off with,

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you know how there's wrestling?

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You'll understand.

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Okay.

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It is a belt you wear that is large,

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So that's what I was thinking, like the wrestling belts?

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Not that big, but I want you to know it's a little bit big.

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Like a cowboy belt?

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Maybe.

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Like a rodeo winner's belt?

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Keep your mind open.

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Okay.

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It's open.

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Because it could be that.

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It contains a pair of robotic hands.

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I know you mean these hands, but this is different.

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Well, they're winners every time.

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I know.

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I know.

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This is not as big as the miser hands.

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and they have little light gloves on

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so they can be seen

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and what they do is they do sign language

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so if you're out

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and you need to talk sign language

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you can, on your phone

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you just type what needs to be said

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and it's a Bluetooth app

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and then the belt opens

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and the hands come out and do the sign language

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so it's just staring crotch level

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That's what I was going to say.

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Could we pivot and have it be a necklace?

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No, they come up.

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Oh, they rise.

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They come up and then they go back in.

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So it's not just down by your junk.

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I was also going to say, this would instantly become something else.

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People would figure out what certain signs were and just constantly be doing those.

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No.

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If it's near their crotch.

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It comes up.

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And if it ever doesn't work, you could stand on a stool.

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And then your face is in someone's crotch.

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But so are the hands.

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Anyway, it does more than just that, too, because you can program it to, like, talk to the hand.

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So it could be a sassy lady from the 90s if you wanted it.

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The mid-90s.

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Or...

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Oh, now you're selling me.

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Yeah, and it can carry grocery bags.

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Okay, so they're just an extra set of hands that can also do sign language.

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But they can't cut your hair.

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No, that's...

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No hair cutting.

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But we don't want to cross into miser hands territory.

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Right.

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We've got to buy it.

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That's sold separately.

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um okay you said they're wearing white gloves they flip people off you yes we don't censor our guests

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um so here's okay if you're typing something that you want to say so you already have to type

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it doesn't like auto translate what you're doing it could oh well that would be better

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I was going to say, because otherwise, why couldn't you just show the deaf person what you've typed?

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What if you get a text while you're looking at your phone and it's not for them?

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So if there's a text that you don't want the people to see, luckily you have this belt.

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Yeah, well, because the belt could be a beautiful, like designer belt.

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I'm going to pitch it's a necklace again.

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because it could hear you

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if it was close to your mouth,

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closer to your mouth,

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as opposed to you talking to your crotch.

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But then they'd be little tiny hands, right?

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Well, they could be the size of your face.

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People wear chunky statement jewelry.

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Have you not seen Prue Leith?

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Oh, yes, I have.

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Wait, seen what?

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From Great British Baking Show?

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Oh, no.

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She wears chunky statement jewelry.

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Well, we have more than one model.

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And we have a hat.

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Oh, that's nice of us.

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Oh, great.

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Well, because it could be...

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It would look like one of those beer can hats.

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Yes!

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With two hands just gripping your head all the time, like a crown of hands.

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And if you didn't like what someone was saying, you could push a button and the hands could come out and cover your ears.

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Just a resplendent head crown of ears.

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So it's like if you want to be in denial, like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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It could accuse.

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okay so point you can point at people you're gonna go use multiple people at once

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you can use up to four yes your own hands

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it sounds like we love it

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i want to think of i want to think of other uses for these extra hands could they hold stuff yeah

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so if you if you need to work on your car it can hold a wrench or a flashlight

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Oh, so they can be helping hands as well.

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That's not the name, though.

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Okay.

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Good.

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Because I think that's taken.

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Yeah.

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It's like a WWF.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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How big is this going to have to be?

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Because if you've got, like, arms, it's got to have folds and there's hands.

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Mm-hmm.

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How big?

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Yeah.

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Well, as small as possible.

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but large enough to read.

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The size of a salad plate?

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But I mean, I'm thinking depth too.

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It's going to be kind of...

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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They come out from the belt though

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so they're probably retractable.

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Yeah, they're retractable.

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I know, but it would have to be

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when they're not out.

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When they're resting

259
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they could be holding each other's hands.

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Oh, that would be so sweet.

261
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Yeah, proprietary folding technology.

262
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they fold into a handle

263
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it's proprietary

264
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it hasn't been invented yet

265
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yes

266
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okay so you're inventing this folding technology

267
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and then the first thing you're using it for

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are these hands

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that could maybe be

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on a necklace or maybe

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be on a hat

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and definitely be on a belt

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okay

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will this impact the livelihoods

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of

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interpreters who are normally brought in to do this kind of work Are you stealing jobs Oh my goodness

277
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No.

278
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They're allowed to own them, too.

279
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But why would somebody pay them?

280
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They could have two conversations at once, then.

281
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Think about it.

282
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They could be doing ASL,

283
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and the hands could be doing, like, British language.

284
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I just created a job.

285
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It is different.

286
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Yeah.

287
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So it's translating the sign language?

288
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Yes.

289
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Yes.

290
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It has a chip that does that.

291
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So before every presentation, the interpreter has to go, Americans, up here.

292
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Brits, down here.

293
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See?

294
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We're bridging cultures.

295
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Brits are going to be at crotch level.

296
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Yep.

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Again, they come up.

298
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Okay.

299
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It's on an angled hinge.

300
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Here, let me do a demonstration.

301
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Boop.

302
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This demonstration is great podcasting.

303
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People are imagining it at home.

304
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For those at home, Francis just basically put his hands in front of himself and went, boop.

305
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That's really all that was.

306
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Technology's hard to explain.

307
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They go, hi-ya.

308
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Mwah.

309
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I think this is a great idea

310
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I think you're gonna get more use out of it

311
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with like carrying groceries and things

312
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or doing other functional things

313
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the number of times

314
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that people will use it for sign language

315
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I think it's interesting that that was your first

316
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thought

317
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well okay

318
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does this invention have a name?

319
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I was thinking like

320
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getting handsy

321
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handsy. I was literally thinking that

322
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exact same thing. That's it, though.

323
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Get handsy.

324
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Hands on. Or my hands are down here.

325
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Yeah, I was thinking that, too.

326
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My hands are down here. I was thinking,

327
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oh, we both thought.

328
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What were you thinking?

329
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Joe, think of something with me.

330
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Hands

331
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of

332
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North America.

333
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Perfect.

334
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We're in perfect harmony. So organic.

335
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Told you I would sing.

336
00:15:52,788 --> 00:15:54,888
All right.

337
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:57,148
Well, we've got three killer names.

338
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You said they're wearing white gloves?

339
00:16:00,748 --> 00:16:00,988
Yeah.

340
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Just because I had a dream about Disneyland last night.

341
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Probably why.

342
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Gorgeous.

343
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Yeah.

344
00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:13,808
And you have to use sign language a lot at Disneyland?

345
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Nope.

346
00:16:14,488 --> 00:16:15,048
It wasn't my dream.

347
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I just independently dreamed of Disneyland.

348
00:16:16,848 --> 00:16:20,288
And then I pictured the gloves from Mickey Mouse when I was thinking of this invention.

349
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:21,748
Okay.

350
00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:22,728
No big deal.

351
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Tim Cook, don't you touch this.

352
00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:26,448
Yeah, you little asshole.

353
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:28,828
You've taken enough from him already.

354
00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:29,808
Just leave him be.

355
00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:30,988
Leave him alone.

356
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,488
Oh, so much to Francis.

357
00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:34,188
Yeah.

358
00:16:34,668 --> 00:16:36,168
I'll program these hands to choke.

359
00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:39,108
That would be a danger.

360
00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:40,168
I know.

361
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:43,688
Or possibly a selling point to people who are into that kink.

362
00:16:43,908 --> 00:16:44,568
There's a disclaimer.

363
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I can't be held responsible for what the Sizzlers do.

364
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:49,448
It's true.

365
00:16:50,628 --> 00:16:50,788
Yep.

366
00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:52,548
Sizzlers, you're your own people.

367
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We appreciate that about you.

368
00:16:55,068 --> 00:17:01,208
This is going to fall into the category of I would invest because I want to see people using it.

369
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:03,928
Let's leave it at that.

370
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:04,888
It's enthusiasm.

371
00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:08,788
I'd love to see the prototype you're going to bring to the sharks.

372
00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:09,988
Yeah.

373
00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:11,348
That's what I want to see.

374
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:14,768
They won't let me too close to them because they'd be worried about the choking.

375
00:17:15,428 --> 00:17:15,948
Oh, right.

376
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,988
A lot of people go on that show to hurt them.

377
00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:20,908
As we all know.

378
00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:22,228
Famously.

379
00:17:22,548 --> 00:17:24,108
Those episodes have been scrubbed.

380
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They're secret shark hunters.

381
00:17:27,268 --> 00:17:27,948
Yeah.

382
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Yeah.

383
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Okay.

384
00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:31,448
Yeah.

385
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All right.

386
00:17:36,108 --> 00:17:37,468
Well, any final thoughts?

387
00:17:37,928 --> 00:17:38,888
I said it all.

388
00:17:44,088 --> 00:17:44,888
Getting handsy.

389
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A.K.A.

390
00:17:46,328 --> 00:17:47,488
My hands are down here.

391
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A.K.A.

392
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Hands Across America.

393
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Well, go to friendslikeuspod.com to purchase one of these.

394
00:17:58,168 --> 00:18:01,588
It'll be up for sale, I'm sure, by the time this episode drops.

395
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That proprietary folding technology, I'm assuming you've invented it already.

396
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,308
I just, yeah, got it.

397
00:18:07,348 --> 00:18:07,688
Got it?

398
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:08,828
Cool, it's done.

399
00:18:09,368 --> 00:18:13,548
Also, go to social medias, FluPod Official,

400
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and check out the drawings, the initial prototypes.

401
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:22,048
That will be available by the time you hear this.

402
00:18:22,048 --> 00:18:31,168
okay i guess that wraps up the uh invention of the week okay let's time for our next segment

403
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uncle teeks street display

404
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hello and welcome to uncle teeks street display

405
00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:51,308
uncle uncle teeks oh i get it like antiques yeah yeah that was uh

406
00:18:51,308 --> 00:18:52,368
Uncle Teeks.

407
00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:52,948
Yep.

408
00:18:53,728 --> 00:18:56,308
Francis, do you want to explain how this segment works?

409
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:57,448
Exactly as it sounds.

410
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:07,388
Basically, we come up with fun heirlooms or like, the word devices in my head, but I just

411
00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:08,268
needed to say it, get it out.

412
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:13,068
Heirlooms and decor and things from home or whatever that we don't really know what they

413
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,768
are, their history, and we're trying to see if they're worth anything.

414
00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:19,168
So we bring it to Uncle Teeks street display.

415
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:32,848
play and we learn their history and their value okay all right yeah yeah so so i think you have

416
00:19:32,848 --> 00:19:39,468
to go first okay perfect that's wonderful because i'm ready oh good you seem ready

417
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:51,068
worked out perfectly okay um hi hi oh god i'm so nervous so nervous to be here no don't no don't

418
00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:59,108
be nervous uh it's been a dream of mine to meet to meet you guys well we're here to examine your

419
00:19:59,108 --> 00:20:07,028
goods thank you thank you just show us your goods oh gosh thank you guys well as you probably don't

420
00:20:07,028 --> 00:20:16,008
know because you don't know me my grandfather was recently murdered i know i know violently

421
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:21,368
and i inherited his home and they cleaned everything out before we could get there oh

422
00:20:21,368 --> 00:20:26,788
my heart's just broken but i found one thing in the attic i just don't know what it is

423
00:20:27,508 --> 00:20:36,448
well is it evidence i don't think so i i found it and i'm hoping that it's worth a lot because

424
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:37,948
boy, I just

425
00:20:37,948 --> 00:20:39,488
need the money.

426
00:20:40,728 --> 00:20:42,248
Well, show us,

427
00:20:42,488 --> 00:20:44,568
young man. Reveal the goods.

428
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,708
I'm taking it out of its velvet cloth.

429
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,368
It is

430
00:20:50,368 --> 00:20:52,468
shaped like

431
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,788
a bowl.

432
00:20:55,228 --> 00:20:55,828
Hmm.

433
00:20:56,368 --> 00:20:57,728
Is it a bowl?

434
00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,748
I'm not the expert. I don't know.

435
00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:02,408
What are these markings around the edge?

436
00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:04,588
They're ancient

437
00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:06,308
hieroglyphs from the

438
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,348
1960s.

439
00:21:10,648 --> 00:21:11,468
I think.

440
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:14,488
The 60s, known

441
00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:16,648
for their ancient hieroglyphs.

442
00:21:16,648 --> 00:21:18,128
Yes, here. Would you like to hold it?

443
00:21:18,368 --> 00:21:20,508
Please be very careful. It's all I have of my grandpapa.

444
00:21:20,868 --> 00:21:22,388
Yes. Oh, I see.

445
00:21:23,488 --> 00:21:24,208
I declare

446
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,728
this to be

447
00:21:25,728 --> 00:21:28,408
a ming bowl.

448
00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:31,428
Ming.

449
00:21:32,088 --> 00:21:32,528
Ming.

450
00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:35,508
Yes. Oh, wow.

451
00:21:35,508 --> 00:21:44,448
wow my instincts were so right when i said of the 1960s ming dynasty oh my god and now i will

452
00:21:44,448 --> 00:21:53,668
hand it over to my colleague who is a ming expert oh this is clearly ming you can tell by the

453
00:21:53,668 --> 00:22:03,468
hieroglyphs here on the edges do you see uh do you see this one uh this one uh here that's uh

454
00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:06,128
just, it's got

455
00:22:06,128 --> 00:22:09,088
nine little

456
00:22:09,088 --> 00:22:10,348
cubes.

457
00:22:10,628 --> 00:22:11,848
Oh, the cubes.

458
00:22:12,048 --> 00:22:14,648
That was the hieroglyphic

459
00:22:14,648 --> 00:22:15,288
representation

460
00:22:15,288 --> 00:22:17,768
of the Brady Bunch.

461
00:22:18,848 --> 00:22:20,068
Which the Ming

462
00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:22,368
Dynasty was extremely

463
00:22:22,368 --> 00:22:24,688
I don't want to say

464
00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:25,648
obsessed with.

465
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,448
I would say obsessed.

466
00:22:29,488 --> 00:22:30,968
No fighting, you guys.

467
00:22:31,148 --> 00:22:32,008
Deborah, no, Deborah,

468
00:22:32,188 --> 00:22:33,288
she keeps me honest.

469
00:22:33,288 --> 00:22:40,608
they were obsessed i didn't want to put too much on them uh and uh yes uh deborah why don't you

470
00:22:40,608 --> 00:22:50,268
explain this other hieroglyph oh yes well that was uh one you would also often see on pyrex bowls

471
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:58,848
which are very similar to a mean bowl but a mean bowl is the real article and so they copied the

472
00:22:58,848 --> 00:23:01,048
Pyrex as a way of getting

473
00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:03,268
back at the

474
00:23:03,268 --> 00:23:04,928
Pyrex Empire.

475
00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:07,028
The Ming Empire

476
00:23:07,028 --> 00:23:08,288
and the Pyrex Empire

477
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:11,448
famously hated each other.

478
00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:13,828
Just feuding clans.

479
00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:15,448
It's so interesting. I mean, I've heard

480
00:23:15,448 --> 00:23:17,448
of Ming, but I've never heard of Pyrex.

481
00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:18,688
Pyrex?

482
00:23:19,368 --> 00:23:21,008
Pyrex. Oh, so much to learn.

483
00:23:21,128 --> 00:23:23,028
Equally as ancient as the Ming

484
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,328
Empire. Made of delicious

485
00:23:25,328 --> 00:23:25,788
lead.

486
00:23:26,928 --> 00:23:28,008
This must be worth

487
00:23:28,008 --> 00:23:29,988
millions?

488
00:23:33,988 --> 00:23:34,788
Millions

489
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,948
of

490
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:40,148
casseroles.

491
00:23:40,748 --> 00:23:41,228
Yes.

492
00:23:41,848 --> 00:23:43,808
Millions of the joy

493
00:23:43,808 --> 00:23:45,728
you'll bring from eating

494
00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:47,108
out of this bowl.

495
00:23:47,548 --> 00:23:47,768
Yep.

496
00:23:48,488 --> 00:23:50,808
It's worth no money?

497
00:23:50,808 --> 00:23:53,048
Well, it's not worth

498
00:23:53,048 --> 00:23:53,748
nothing.

499
00:23:55,108 --> 00:23:56,668
I would say

500
00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,728
in today's dollars

501
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,148
back

502
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,228
in the ancient 1960s

503
00:24:03,228 --> 00:24:04,428
it was worth

504
00:24:04,428 --> 00:24:08,188
about $4.10

505
00:24:08,188 --> 00:24:09,008
I believe.

506
00:24:09,468 --> 00:24:11,368
He was rich. He was very rich.

507
00:24:12,048 --> 00:24:13,608
And in today's dollars

508
00:24:13,608 --> 00:24:15,448
that is

509
00:24:15,448 --> 00:24:19,368
about $4.11.

510
00:24:21,368 --> 00:24:22,128
Okay.

511
00:24:24,008 --> 00:24:26,108
But it's a very interesting find

512
00:24:26,108 --> 00:24:28,928
It's been a while since we've seen one of these bowls.

513
00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:30,288
A brilliant piece.

514
00:24:30,748 --> 00:24:32,008
Okay, I don't care about that.

515
00:24:32,988 --> 00:24:36,388
But at least you have something to remember your grandfather by.

516
00:24:37,088 --> 00:24:37,448
Shh!

517
00:24:40,128 --> 00:24:41,048
Oh no!

518
00:24:41,048 --> 00:24:41,488
Oh no!

519
00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:43,748
Sir, my other hands could have held that.

520
00:24:44,548 --> 00:24:45,408
I'm leaving.

521
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:52,008
Sorry.

522
00:24:52,008 --> 00:24:54,768
I have

523
00:24:54,768 --> 00:24:58,168
Hi, I was wondering if I talked to the appraisers

524
00:24:58,168 --> 00:24:59,588
Yes

525
00:24:59,588 --> 00:25:01,708
We love that

526
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,128
Oh good

527
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:05,048
This

528
00:25:05,048 --> 00:25:07,368
This

529
00:25:07,368 --> 00:25:09,128
It's

530
00:25:09,128 --> 00:25:12,248
As you can see it's rather large

531
00:25:12,248 --> 00:25:14,428
And it's kind of wooden

532
00:25:14,428 --> 00:25:16,968
It's only kind of wooden

533
00:25:16,968 --> 00:25:18,808
Just a little bit wooden

534
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,288
A wonk of wood

535
00:25:20,288 --> 00:25:26,948
perceptibly wooden uh but on the inside you'll see it's different material

536
00:25:26,948 --> 00:25:34,988
sounds like a glonken duben i don't know i don't know yet oh i was i was wondering if it was going

537
00:25:34,988 --> 00:25:45,308
to be a glonken duben uh my my grandfather was he was german and um he used to love and he he had

538
00:25:45,308 --> 00:25:51,508
this hanging in his backyard and he loved to bird watch and this was hanging in a tree in his

539
00:25:51,508 --> 00:26:02,108
backyard and it was actually the last thing that he saw before he was decapitated

540
00:26:02,108 --> 00:26:10,608
oh my his robot hands oh no i know it was a tragic accident but i was aside from the sentimental

541
00:26:10,608 --> 00:26:14,588
value obviously as being the last thing i can look at it and it's the last thing that my

542
00:26:14,588 --> 00:26:15,628
grandfather looked at.

543
00:26:16,588 --> 00:26:18,548
I was wondering if it had

544
00:26:18,548 --> 00:26:19,528
any kind of

545
00:26:19,528 --> 00:26:22,548
value to the outside world.

546
00:26:23,008 --> 00:26:24,588
Well, you mentioned

547
00:26:24,588 --> 00:26:26,808
an inside material. Would love to see it.

548
00:26:26,988 --> 00:26:28,648
Oh, here. Oh, here. I can open it up.

549
00:26:34,828 --> 00:26:36,428
It's the mother of pearl

550
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,288
inlay.

551
00:26:37,688 --> 00:26:37,968
Oh.

552
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,488
It's so delightful. I've never seen

553
00:26:42,488 --> 00:26:51,568
anything so delightful in ever my days wood and mother of pearl my my gosh it is a glonken doobin

554
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:59,208
yes oh thank god i was hesitant before i should trust myself more you should trust your gut

555
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:16,416
maury of course i will thank you got trusted oh close it i i can focus a real glonkingloobin The glonkingloobin has an opalescent inlay

556
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:20,016
and not the mother of pearl we see here.

557
00:27:20,016 --> 00:27:22,036
This is the real deal.

558
00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:23,196
Yes, top of the grandpa.

559
00:27:24,456 --> 00:27:28,116
So if this is a real glonkingloobin,

560
00:27:28,296 --> 00:27:30,716
then it must be worth a fortune.

561
00:27:30,876 --> 00:27:33,616
Well, we haven't even gotten to what it does.

562
00:27:33,656 --> 00:27:35,516
Yeah, I was going to say, I'm not even sure.

563
00:27:35,576 --> 00:27:36,996
I only know of them from lore.

564
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:39,176
Can you explain what it is?

565
00:27:40,176 --> 00:27:40,556
Yes.

566
00:27:41,196 --> 00:27:46,456
It famously, as you said, hangs upon a patio.

567
00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:49,436
A well-known patio hanger.

568
00:27:49,676 --> 00:27:50,056
Yes.

569
00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:58,196
And at golden hour, it opens and Mother of Pearl catches the sun.

570
00:28:00,056 --> 00:28:00,696
Delectably.

571
00:28:00,696 --> 00:28:02,956
Yes, beautifully, deliciously.

572
00:28:03,656 --> 00:28:05,336
And it blinds the birds.

573
00:28:06,596 --> 00:28:08,436
And they fall out of the sky.

574
00:28:08,476 --> 00:28:08,776
Yes.

575
00:28:08,876 --> 00:28:10,996
And then you can observe them up close.

576
00:28:11,096 --> 00:28:11,276
Yes.

577
00:28:11,276 --> 00:28:14,496
Oh, well, now I understand why Grandfather had it.

578
00:28:14,616 --> 00:28:14,996
Yes.

579
00:28:15,536 --> 00:28:16,176
Clonken-Dubin.

580
00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:20,576
Why he was so distracted that he didn't notice his hands.

581
00:28:22,696 --> 00:28:24,296
I don't have my appraisal book.

582
00:28:25,056 --> 00:28:25,716
Yeah, Anna.

583
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:29,556
We're going to have to do this one off the cuff, Maury.

584
00:28:29,956 --> 00:28:30,236
Yes.

585
00:28:30,416 --> 00:28:32,776
Let's do some air finger marks.

586
00:28:33,036 --> 00:28:33,136
Yes.

587
00:28:33,136 --> 00:28:34,496
Calculation.

588
00:28:34,696 --> 00:28:36,696
Like a beautiful mind up in here.

589
00:28:36,956 --> 00:28:37,596
I got it.

590
00:28:37,856 --> 00:28:38,516
Very good.

591
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:43,636
This glonkendubin is worth 15 other glonkendubins.

592
00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:45,296
What?

593
00:28:46,296 --> 00:28:48,236
A compounding glonkendubin?

594
00:28:48,336 --> 00:28:48,636
Yes.

595
00:28:48,716 --> 00:28:49,416
You're very lucky.

596
00:28:49,856 --> 00:28:53,856
Glonkendubin can only be traded for a larger glonkendubin.

597
00:28:54,376 --> 00:28:55,216
That's perfect.

598
00:28:56,096 --> 00:28:58,296
Finally, I can send little Jimmy to school.

599
00:28:58,896 --> 00:29:00,576
But don't open it in front of his eyes.

600
00:29:00,716 --> 00:29:01,156
Oh, I won't.

601
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,476
No, I don't want him to fall out of the sky.

602
00:29:03,896 --> 00:29:04,416
To be observed.

603
00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:05,096
Yeah.

604
00:29:05,676 --> 00:29:06,296
Well, thank you.

605
00:29:06,796 --> 00:29:10,436
Thank you for bringing this piece of history to us.

606
00:29:10,636 --> 00:29:11,396
No, thank you.

607
00:29:11,696 --> 00:29:14,016
This is better news than I even could have imagined.

608
00:29:14,636 --> 00:29:15,836
Thank you so much.

609
00:29:16,116 --> 00:29:16,536
Bye.

610
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:18,716
And then the little rainbow goes,

611
00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:22,716
with what it's worth, like it does on Antiques Roadshow.

612
00:29:22,736 --> 00:29:24,116
15 clunk and doobits.

613
00:29:24,116 --> 00:29:25,736
15 clunk and doobits.

614
00:29:25,736 --> 00:29:31,356
I have something

615
00:29:31,356 --> 00:29:32,716
Oh yes

616
00:29:32,716 --> 00:29:33,456
Mori

617
00:29:33,456 --> 00:29:34,576
We have another

618
00:29:34,576 --> 00:29:36,076
We have another

619
00:29:36,076 --> 00:29:37,896
Thing to appraise

620
00:29:37,896 --> 00:29:39,016
Wonderful

621
00:29:39,016 --> 00:29:40,416
Oh I'm still Mori

622
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:45,556
You can be someone else

623
00:29:45,556 --> 00:29:46,356
Sorry no I get

624
00:29:46,356 --> 00:29:47,796
Excited I get

625
00:29:47,796 --> 00:29:48,576
Southern

626
00:29:48,576 --> 00:29:50,716
Welcome

627
00:29:50,716 --> 00:29:51,596
Don't we all

628
00:29:51,596 --> 00:29:53,696
Don't we all

629
00:29:53,696 --> 00:29:54,296
Francis

630
00:29:54,296 --> 00:30:00,076
this was passed down to me

631
00:30:00,076 --> 00:30:01,856
for my mother

632
00:30:01,856 --> 00:30:04,556
and my mother's mother

633
00:30:04,556 --> 00:30:07,456
we usually only hear from

634
00:30:07,456 --> 00:30:08,216
grandfathers

635
00:30:08,216 --> 00:30:10,036
this is new territory for us

636
00:30:10,036 --> 00:30:11,316
grandmothers

637
00:30:11,316 --> 00:30:13,956
we'll see if our expertise

638
00:30:13,956 --> 00:30:15,596
will transfer

639
00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:17,136
it is

640
00:30:17,136 --> 00:30:19,556
a box with two sides

641
00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,476
that have buttons

642
00:30:21,476 --> 00:30:23,836
and you can expand

643
00:30:23,836 --> 00:30:25,636
and contract.

644
00:30:27,436 --> 00:30:27,876
Oh.

645
00:30:29,016 --> 00:30:30,216
And it makes a sound.

646
00:30:30,936 --> 00:30:32,896
I don't know what on earth it is.

647
00:30:33,556 --> 00:30:36,176
I can actually, I know what this is.

648
00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:37,356
I knew you would.

649
00:30:38,116 --> 00:30:40,596
This is, and this is, these are,

650
00:30:40,836 --> 00:30:42,516
there's very few of these still in circulation.

651
00:30:43,076 --> 00:30:49,516
This is an old-timey hurricane alert system.

652
00:30:49,836 --> 00:30:51,516
Oh, of course.

653
00:30:51,516 --> 00:31:02,376
Yes, this would be the town crier would take one of these and go into the town square and press it together and then pull it apart and then press it together and then pull it apart.

654
00:31:03,316 --> 00:31:08,156
And that would let everyone know quick to the to the hurricane shelters.

655
00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:11,876
These saved a lot of lives back in the day.

656
00:31:12,456 --> 00:31:15,816
That explains why the noise it makes is so shrill and irksome.

657
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,336
Yes, yes.

658
00:31:17,496 --> 00:31:18,316
I mean, it had to be.

659
00:31:18,316 --> 00:31:20,556
and it's actually

660
00:31:20,556 --> 00:31:23,356
rare to have one in the Americas

661
00:31:23,356 --> 00:31:25,736
because I believe, where were these originated from?

662
00:31:27,176 --> 00:31:27,636
Poland

663
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:28,776
but

664
00:31:28,776 --> 00:31:31,776
my mother's mother

665
00:31:31,776 --> 00:31:33,076
was old Poland

666
00:31:33,076 --> 00:31:35,556
before the war

667
00:31:35,556 --> 00:31:37,456
before they were sovereign

668
00:31:37,456 --> 00:31:39,576
like 1960s Poland

669
00:31:39,576 --> 00:31:40,896
ancient

670
00:31:40,896 --> 00:31:43,416
the time of bowls

671
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:44,196
yep

672
00:31:44,196 --> 00:31:47,316
I've heard of this time of bowls

673
00:31:47,316 --> 00:31:51,816
to think I have something sitting on my dresser

674
00:31:51,816 --> 00:31:54,336
that's from the time of Poles in Poland.

675
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,616
Your mother must have loved you.

676
00:31:58,976 --> 00:32:01,076
And her mother's mother must have loved her.

677
00:32:02,236 --> 00:32:03,976
There's a lot of love in this.

678
00:32:03,976 --> 00:32:08,356
And famously, we are descended of town criers.

679
00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:10,676
I knew that.

680
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,516
I thought you had that glint in your eye.

681
00:32:12,996 --> 00:32:17,096
She's got the permanent stain like a Yorkie.

682
00:32:17,316 --> 00:32:18,316
Near the eyes.

683
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:19,096
From all the crying?

684
00:32:19,156 --> 00:32:19,856
Yes, yes.

685
00:32:19,936 --> 00:32:21,296
I mean, I say that with love.

686
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:22,556
The tears.

687
00:32:22,656 --> 00:32:22,976
Yes.

688
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:25,576
Yes, that's what a town crier is.

689
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:30,656
Not one who cries out, but one who is sad.

690
00:32:34,436 --> 00:32:35,976
Oh, I do be dizzy.

691
00:32:36,016 --> 00:32:40,216
Our family was sad and wanted everyone to know things.

692
00:32:40,216 --> 00:32:42,776
So we were the town crying criers.

693
00:32:42,776 --> 00:32:45,916
You were the perfect crier, some might say.

694
00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:47,216
well

695
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:48,096
Maury

696
00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:50,436
what would you

697
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,636
value this

698
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:52,576
hmm

699
00:32:52,576 --> 00:32:53,356
how could one

700
00:32:53,356 --> 00:32:54,296
even begin

701
00:32:54,296 --> 00:32:56,216
gun to my head

702
00:32:56,216 --> 00:32:57,316
I would say

703
00:32:57,316 --> 00:32:59,036
that's how we do it

704
00:32:59,036 --> 00:32:59,816
on Uncle Cheeks

705
00:32:59,816 --> 00:33:00,756
funny you should mention that

706
00:33:00,756 --> 00:33:01,496
because I brought

707
00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:02,876
my grandpa's gun

708
00:33:02,876 --> 00:33:03,476
oh good

709
00:33:03,476 --> 00:33:04,216
something good

710
00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:04,936
from my grandfather

711
00:33:04,936 --> 00:33:05,396
yes

712
00:33:05,396 --> 00:33:05,956
I can't look

713
00:33:05,956 --> 00:33:07,376
I can't look at this

714
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:08,136
while I pray

715
00:33:08,136 --> 00:33:09,636
so I'm getting excited again

716
00:33:09,636 --> 00:33:11,336
um

717
00:33:11,336 --> 00:33:13,156
you know I've been doing this

718
00:33:13,156 --> 00:33:13,596
a long time

719
00:33:13,596 --> 00:33:14,496
I do know that

720
00:33:14,496 --> 00:33:16,356
I'm just gonna say it

721
00:33:16,356 --> 00:33:17,876
Say it, Maury

722
00:33:17,876 --> 00:33:19,576
Eight Glonkendubins

723
00:33:19,576 --> 00:33:24,076
So less than a Glonkendubin

724
00:33:24,076 --> 00:33:24,576
Well

725
00:33:24,576 --> 00:33:26,176
But more than a bowl

726
00:33:26,176 --> 00:33:27,256
We can't blind you

727
00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:31,076
Unless you can open that up and it's Mother of Pearl inside

728
00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:36,636
A little hurricane

729
00:33:36,636 --> 00:33:39,616
It contains its own hurricane

730
00:33:39,616 --> 00:33:42,496
Well now it's worth nothing

731
00:33:42,496 --> 00:33:43,936
Oh no, but

732
00:33:43,936 --> 00:33:46,896
Oh no, the hurricane's escaped

733
00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:47,276
No

734
00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:48,296
It's rigging happened

735
00:33:48,296 --> 00:33:49,316
Oh no

736
00:33:49,316 --> 00:33:54,856
I'm inconsolable

737
00:33:54,856 --> 00:33:58,396
The hurricane is destroying everything in its path

738
00:33:58,396 --> 00:34:00,876
This might be the final

739
00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:02,616
Our last episode of

740
00:34:02,616 --> 00:34:04,456
Uncle Teak's

741
00:34:04,456 --> 00:34:05,776
Street Display

742
00:34:05,776 --> 00:34:12,496
Alright, well I think we learned a lot

743
00:34:12,496 --> 00:34:13,396
In that segment

744
00:34:13,396 --> 00:34:15,776
You think there's really a glonkin doobin?

745
00:34:16,976 --> 00:34:17,716
I do.

746
00:34:17,876 --> 00:34:18,596
I know there is.

747
00:34:18,716 --> 00:34:18,896
Yeah.

748
00:34:19,456 --> 00:34:20,396
Because I want it enough.

749
00:34:20,556 --> 00:34:21,256
My heart is pure.

750
00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:23,336
I think that's how things come into existence, too.

751
00:34:23,776 --> 00:34:23,956
Yeah.

752
00:34:24,256 --> 00:34:26,176
That and Apple iTunes listens.

753
00:34:26,676 --> 00:34:27,016
Yes.

754
00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:28,876
I was having a good time.

755
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:29,716
Sorry.

756
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:31,416
Sorry.

757
00:34:32,816 --> 00:34:35,596
But you need to keep it fresh in your mind.

758
00:34:35,596 --> 00:34:38,216
You need to keep those wounds open and fresh.

759
00:34:38,696 --> 00:34:39,436
Never heal.

760
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,096
Don't move on.

761
00:34:40,336 --> 00:34:40,536
Right.

762
00:34:40,776 --> 00:34:40,956
Yeah.

763
00:34:40,956 --> 00:34:45,736
Yeah, because you need to learn from this, and you need that vengeance to fuel you.

764
00:34:46,137 --> 00:34:46,236
Yeah.

765
00:34:46,436 --> 00:34:47,176
Well, don't worry.

766
00:34:47,356 --> 00:34:49,137
I've got that in space.

767
00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:49,556
Yeah.

768
00:34:50,776 --> 00:34:51,176
Yeah.

769
00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:53,736
I have a journal that says, Journal of Perceived Slights.

770
00:34:53,876 --> 00:34:54,356
It was a gift.

771
00:34:55,516 --> 00:34:56,356
And it's full.

772
00:34:58,196 --> 00:34:59,076
I'm sure it's full.

773
00:34:59,076 --> 00:34:59,276
I don't know.

774
00:34:59,676 --> 00:35:00,076
Maybe.

775
00:35:00,236 --> 00:35:01,256
When I die, do you want it?

776
00:35:01,456 --> 00:35:01,856
Yes.

777
00:35:02,096 --> 00:35:02,496
Yeah.

778
00:35:03,196 --> 00:35:03,556
Absolutely.

779
00:35:04,176 --> 00:35:06,736
If you don't give it to me, it's going in my journal of Perceived Slights.

780
00:35:06,736 --> 00:35:07,416
Okay, okay.

781
00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:11,196
now that we're all multiple

782
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,396
Glock and Dubin's richer

783
00:35:13,396 --> 00:35:14,296
um

784
00:35:14,296 --> 00:35:16,556
it's time

785
00:35:16,556 --> 00:35:18,376
is your word Glock and Dubin?

786
00:35:19,596 --> 00:35:21,256
I already wrote that down

787
00:35:21,256 --> 00:35:22,296
it is Glock and Dubin

788
00:35:22,296 --> 00:35:25,496
alright it's time for our

789
00:35:25,496 --> 00:35:26,856
final segment

790
00:35:26,856 --> 00:35:30,036
the big question

791
00:35:30,036 --> 00:35:31,236
whoa

792
00:35:31,236 --> 00:35:35,656
the question is very big

793
00:35:35,656 --> 00:35:37,656
I have one.

794
00:35:37,816 --> 00:35:38,176
Great.

795
00:35:38,576 --> 00:35:39,156
Unless you do.

796
00:35:39,936 --> 00:35:42,336
No, I just wanted to give you the opportunity.

797
00:35:42,516 --> 00:35:42,876
Thank you.

798
00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:44,136
I want to be asked.

799
00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:44,496
Yeah.

800
00:35:44,896 --> 00:35:45,256
Sorry, Phil.

801
00:35:45,596 --> 00:35:45,816
Yeah.

802
00:35:47,516 --> 00:36:00,556
My weird question is, if you have to start a socially unacceptable hobby that would have

803
00:36:00,556 --> 00:36:06,716
you like be a pariah if people knew what you were doing but you have to do it what socially

804
00:36:06,716 --> 00:36:11,656
unacceptable hobby are you coming up with there's so many options

805
00:36:11,656 --> 00:36:21,336
i don't know if this is socially unacceptable and i mean it is social like

806
00:36:21,336 --> 00:36:27,576
i would go through people's things when they weren't in the room

807
00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:30,036
that is socially unacceptable

808
00:36:30,036 --> 00:36:31,816
if I could clear that up for you

809
00:36:31,816 --> 00:36:34,736
I wasn't worried about that being

810
00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:35,276
question

811
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:38,496
question about the rules of this scenario

812
00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:41,436
are we assuming that

813
00:36:41,436 --> 00:36:43,776
people know that Jenna's doing that

814
00:36:43,776 --> 00:36:47,436
or that she always gets found out

815
00:36:47,436 --> 00:36:48,376
here's what I would say to that

816
00:36:48,376 --> 00:36:51,656
yes because you have to be able to defend it

817
00:36:51,656 --> 00:36:53,796
that's an angle that I'm going to put on this

818
00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:55,976
you need to like come up with

819
00:36:55,976 --> 00:36:57,256
a socially unacceptable hobby

820
00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:59,176
and how you would defend doing it.

821
00:37:00,216 --> 00:37:00,656
Okay.

822
00:37:01,956 --> 00:37:02,556
All right.

823
00:37:02,636 --> 00:37:04,676
Yeah, I would go through people's things.

824
00:37:04,876 --> 00:37:09,117
I'm thinking like specifically like purses.

825
00:37:10,117 --> 00:37:11,496
Because then you could be like,

826
00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:13,516
I'm thinking like you're out and about with somebody.

827
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:15,816
They go to the bathroom like at a restaurant or something.

828
00:37:15,976 --> 00:37:17,576
You go through their purse.

829
00:37:19,117 --> 00:37:20,236
But then they catch you.

830
00:37:20,516 --> 00:37:20,736
Yeah.

831
00:37:20,896 --> 00:37:21,456
What do you say?

832
00:37:24,056 --> 00:37:27,117
No, I would say,

833
00:37:27,256 --> 00:37:28,436
like, oh,

834
00:37:29,536 --> 00:37:31,856
let's role play this.

835
00:37:32,176 --> 00:37:33,196
Okay, I'm

836
00:37:33,196 --> 00:37:35,776
elbow deep in your purse right now.

837
00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:37,856
That's a big purse.

838
00:37:39,396 --> 00:37:39,916
Linda?

839
00:37:40,836 --> 00:37:42,236
Oh, what are you doing?

840
00:37:43,576 --> 00:37:44,096
I'm...

841
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:45,976
You got me.

842
00:37:46,156 --> 00:37:47,516
I'm going through your purse.

843
00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:49,416
I trusted you. I left it here.

844
00:37:49,656 --> 00:37:49,976
Linda.

845
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:52,236
Look, I

846
00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:56,136
go through people's purses when they're not around.

847
00:37:56,136 --> 00:38:01,376
it's something that i do but here's this here's the thing i have a good reason

848
00:38:01,376 --> 00:38:07,876
hold on brenda get in here she's going through my stuff oh my god she's about to justify it what

849
00:38:07,876 --> 00:38:15,356
i'm sorry elbow deep in that mother and oh i didn't even show you my other arm it's got your

850
00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:26,117
purse brenda my handbag so i'm sorry but listen here's the thing i know what it's like to have

851
00:38:26,117 --> 00:38:32,936
have a purse and I know how things often get lost in purses, right? You both know that, right? And

852
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:38,496
sometimes important things get lost in there. Things that you don't want to forget, like dry

853
00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:45,296
cleaning tickets or coupons that expire. I was just going through your purses to make sure there

854
00:38:45,296 --> 00:38:53,316
wasn't anything important that you could possibly be missing out on. I was trying to be a helpful

855
00:38:53,316 --> 00:38:55,336
friend. I'm trying to be

856
00:38:55,336 --> 00:38:56,336
a helpful friend.

857
00:38:57,176 --> 00:38:59,136
Why wouldn't you do this in front of us?

858
00:39:00,536 --> 00:39:01,336
Just because

859
00:39:01,336 --> 00:39:03,456
it's... I don't think people

860
00:39:03,456 --> 00:39:05,396
would take

861
00:39:05,396 --> 00:39:07,476
too kindly to it. They'd just be like, don't worry.

862
00:39:08,156 --> 00:39:09,376
But I can

863
00:39:09,376 --> 00:39:11,376
do it on my own. But I

864
00:39:11,376 --> 00:39:13,336
just feel like it always gets put off.

865
00:39:13,396 --> 00:39:15,156
People never do it on their own. I was just trying to be helpful.

866
00:39:15,856 --> 00:39:16,576
By the way, Cindy,

867
00:39:17,536 --> 00:39:18,996
your comforter is ready for pickup.

868
00:39:19,576 --> 00:39:20,876
Oh, I forgot about my comforter.

869
00:39:20,876 --> 00:39:23,236
Yeah, see? Linda! I told you.

870
00:39:23,316 --> 00:39:24,916
wasn't that helpful?

871
00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:25,716
I forgive her.

872
00:39:27,056 --> 00:39:29,556
I don't have any old coupons or receipts.

873
00:39:29,696 --> 00:39:30,996
What'd you find in my bag?

874
00:39:32,316 --> 00:39:34,796
Just a picture of somebody else's kids.

875
00:39:35,056 --> 00:39:35,716
It was weird.

876
00:39:36,356 --> 00:39:37,796
They're so cute though, aren't they?

877
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:38,696
They are pretty cute.

878
00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:40,996
I try and pass them off as mine.

879
00:39:41,556 --> 00:39:42,256
That's fair.

880
00:39:42,496 --> 00:39:43,476
They are cuter than your kids.

881
00:39:43,476 --> 00:39:44,516
Mine are real uggos.

882
00:39:46,356 --> 00:39:46,936
All right.

883
00:39:46,936 --> 00:39:47,436
I love you.

884
00:39:47,576 --> 00:39:47,956
Good.

885
00:39:48,276 --> 00:39:48,636
Here you go.

886
00:39:48,956 --> 00:39:49,117
See?

887
00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:50,076
You loved me at the end.

888
00:39:50,136 --> 00:39:50,276
Yeah.

889
00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:51,816
And thank you.

890
00:39:51,836 --> 00:39:52,016
Yeah.

891
00:39:52,016 --> 00:39:55,117
Because, you know, if you don't pick up your dry cleaning, they give it away eventually.

892
00:39:55,276 --> 00:39:55,796
Yeah, exactly.

893
00:39:55,996 --> 00:39:56,236
Or sell it.

894
00:39:56,256 --> 00:39:59,196
It's like some dry cleaners code.

895
00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:02,856
Yeah, like in the, they take the storage, like on storage wars.

896
00:40:03,016 --> 00:40:03,216
Yeah.

897
00:40:03,516 --> 00:40:05,436
Yeah, but it's all shirts and blankets.

898
00:40:05,676 --> 00:40:10,356
But they give you enough, I feel like they give you enough time where you can't be mad.

899
00:40:10,436 --> 00:40:11,916
It's like, okay, I didn't pick it up in a year.

900
00:40:13,316 --> 00:40:13,676
Yeah.

901
00:40:13,996 --> 00:40:14,956
Obviously, you didn't need it.

902
00:40:14,956 --> 00:40:15,636
What am I going to say?

903
00:40:15,896 --> 00:40:16,117
Yeah.

904
00:40:17,536 --> 00:40:17,776
Cool.

905
00:40:18,376 --> 00:40:20,436
Yeah, so that's my answer.

906
00:40:20,436 --> 00:40:20,796
Okay.

907
00:40:21,416 --> 00:40:21,776
Thanks.

908
00:40:22,016 --> 00:40:22,216
Sure.

909
00:40:24,356 --> 00:40:24,876
Okay.

910
00:40:24,996 --> 00:40:27,716
So I sort of do have a socially unacceptable hobby.

911
00:40:27,936 --> 00:40:28,296
Ooh.

912
00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:48,704
Which is collecting and keeping safe objects that would be offensive in today climate Which were some of which were passed down to me from my grandparents

913
00:40:48,704 --> 00:40:50,384
who didn't know better.

914
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:55,164
And some of them I found at thrift stores.

915
00:40:55,784 --> 00:41:03,964
But the one I will describe to you is like, it's a little man on a stick and he's like

916
00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:07,444
a marionette and he dances, which sounds cute, right?

917
00:41:07,444 --> 00:41:07,684
Yeah.

918
00:41:07,984 --> 00:41:09,904
Well, he's a little black man.

919
00:41:10,464 --> 00:41:10,944
Oh.

920
00:41:11,064 --> 00:41:11,404
Oh.

921
00:41:11,564 --> 00:41:13,204
So that makes it inappropriate.

922
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:15,825
And he's got a little bow tie and it's like.

923
00:41:16,304 --> 00:41:17,084
Like an old.

924
00:41:17,244 --> 00:41:17,524
Yeah.

925
00:41:17,825 --> 00:41:21,624
Like an old from the like 40s or.

926
00:41:21,744 --> 00:41:22,224
Yeah.

927
00:41:22,584 --> 00:41:22,924
You know.

928
00:41:22,924 --> 00:41:23,325
Kind of like.

929
00:41:23,784 --> 00:41:25,384
In the south where that was.

930
00:41:25,424 --> 00:41:26,084
Like minstrel shows.

931
00:41:26,164 --> 00:41:27,004
Was that what they're called?

932
00:41:27,004 --> 00:41:28,584
That's exactly what it was.

933
00:41:28,704 --> 00:41:28,984
Okay.

934
00:41:29,424 --> 00:41:35,724
And then I have a couple of little figurines that are like little babies that look like that.

935
00:41:36,484 --> 00:41:39,204
They're like precious moments figurines.

936
00:41:39,604 --> 00:41:40,704
I don't display these.

937
00:41:40,764 --> 00:41:47,845
Much like Ed and Lorraine Warren, I keep them hidden and safe so they can't do any more harm in the world.

938
00:41:48,144 --> 00:41:48,904
Ah, okay.

939
00:41:48,904 --> 00:41:57,784
But if someone were to be going through my piles of things one day and they'd be like, what is this?

940
00:41:57,784 --> 00:41:59,984
Yeah, don't ever put those in your purse when you're around Jenna.

941
00:42:00,325 --> 00:42:01,325
No, never.

942
00:42:02,164 --> 00:42:08,864
Also, yeah, your ancestors are going to have some interesting things to take to Uncle Teak's street display.

943
00:42:09,325 --> 00:42:10,124
Yes, yes.

944
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:11,864
My grandmother had these.

945
00:42:11,924 --> 00:42:12,825
I don't know why.

946
00:42:13,184 --> 00:42:13,484
Yeah.

947
00:42:13,684 --> 00:42:19,564
They could be worth a ton of money, and I would still never, ever take them to be appraised.

948
00:42:19,564 --> 00:42:19,944
Okay.

949
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:24,084
So you're hanging on to them so that they're not out in the wild.

950
00:42:24,104 --> 00:42:25,044
You take them from the market.

951
00:42:25,044 --> 00:42:26,304
You remove them from the market space.

952
00:42:26,404 --> 00:42:26,845
Exactly.

953
00:42:27,244 --> 00:42:28,944
I'm keeping them out of the world.

954
00:42:29,884 --> 00:42:31,224
And that's your defense?

955
00:42:31,325 --> 00:42:31,804
Yes.

956
00:42:32,124 --> 00:42:32,325
Okay.

957
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:33,484
Okay.

958
00:42:33,724 --> 00:42:33,964
Yeah.

959
00:42:34,764 --> 00:42:42,784
I also collect, unoffensively, little nut containers that look like a walnut that have a squirrel sitting on top of them.

960
00:42:43,184 --> 00:42:44,144
I have like a dozen.

961
00:42:44,624 --> 00:42:44,944
Oh.

962
00:42:45,325 --> 00:42:46,744
Is that a common thing?

963
00:42:47,984 --> 00:42:49,084
I guess it must be.

964
00:42:49,104 --> 00:42:49,784
Apparently it's common enough.

965
00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:51,104
There's at least 12 of them.

966
00:42:51,104 --> 00:42:51,284
Yeah.

967
00:42:51,384 --> 00:42:55,144
My grandmother had like three and I was like, these are so neat.

968
00:42:55,724 --> 00:42:58,224
I'm going to put them all around my house.

969
00:42:58,224 --> 00:43:01,364
And then I keep finding them at thrift stores and things.

970
00:43:01,524 --> 00:43:02,484
So I have to buy them.

971
00:43:02,784 --> 00:43:02,984
Yeah.

972
00:43:03,064 --> 00:43:04,404
To keep my collection going strong.

973
00:43:04,524 --> 00:43:06,884
So it's a walnut and a squirrel's on top of it?

974
00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:07,704
The squirrel's on top of it.

975
00:43:07,744 --> 00:43:08,325
And it opens.

976
00:43:08,325 --> 00:43:08,904
Like the squirrel's the handle.

977
00:43:09,164 --> 00:43:09,564
Oh.

978
00:43:10,284 --> 00:43:10,644
Yeah.

979
00:43:10,684 --> 00:43:12,884
And then it opens and you put nuts in there.

980
00:43:13,104 --> 00:43:13,325
Oh.

981
00:43:13,804 --> 00:43:14,984
She's like, but the squirrel's black.

982
00:43:21,544 --> 00:43:21,904
Lovely.

983
00:43:22,164 --> 00:43:24,044
I can't wait to see your nut container.

984
00:43:25,504 --> 00:43:26,264
That you can see.

985
00:43:26,364 --> 00:43:27,124
That's on display.

986
00:43:27,124 --> 00:43:28,264
I'll show you my nuts.

987
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:29,124
Thank you.

988
00:43:29,384 --> 00:43:29,584
Yeah.

989
00:43:30,144 --> 00:43:30,504
Lovely.

990
00:43:30,864 --> 00:43:31,044
Yeah.

991
00:43:31,924 --> 00:43:32,384
All right.

992
00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:32,984
It's my turn.

993
00:43:33,104 --> 00:43:33,264
Yeah.

994
00:43:33,924 --> 00:43:36,404
This is the best I could do.

995
00:43:36,504 --> 00:43:36,784
Sorry.

996
00:43:37,404 --> 00:43:41,345
I was thinking that I would shave people bald.

997
00:43:46,284 --> 00:43:47,325
Without their knowledge?

998
00:43:47,404 --> 00:43:47,845
Well, yeah.

999
00:43:47,924 --> 00:43:50,044
If I found them sleeping, this is a quick buzz.

1000
00:43:50,604 --> 00:43:54,864
Or I could, like, run up and do a quick, and then, like, the middle part would be going to be like, should I finish?

1001
00:43:54,864 --> 00:43:57,325
like the jackass guys used to do?

1002
00:43:57,504 --> 00:43:58,944
Yeah, but I'm not a jackass.

1003
00:43:59,384 --> 00:43:59,964
Oh, okay.

1004
00:44:00,124 --> 00:44:01,924
So you're being polite about it.

1005
00:44:02,024 --> 00:44:03,024
Yeah, I'm like, oh, sorry.

1006
00:44:03,325 --> 00:44:04,204
Oh, God.

1007
00:44:04,504 --> 00:44:05,164
I'm sorry.

1008
00:44:06,204 --> 00:44:10,524
You're like an opportunistic hair shaver.

1009
00:44:10,804 --> 00:44:11,084
Yes.

1010
00:44:11,084 --> 00:44:13,244
And we're talking b-b-bald.

1011
00:44:13,944 --> 00:44:15,784
Like super bald.

1012
00:44:16,384 --> 00:44:16,544
Yeah.

1013
00:44:16,984 --> 00:44:18,504
Is your word b-b-bald?

1014
00:44:19,845 --> 00:44:20,325
No.

1015
00:44:21,164 --> 00:44:22,204
Just throw the microphone.

1016
00:44:22,204 --> 00:44:25,504
and my defense would be

1017
00:44:25,504 --> 00:44:27,864
that we are all

1018
00:44:27,864 --> 00:44:28,544
so

1019
00:44:28,544 --> 00:44:30,964
shallow

1020
00:44:30,964 --> 00:44:33,404
and vain that I

1021
00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:35,544
my mission is in the world is to go out and show

1022
00:44:35,544 --> 00:44:36,744
people that they're beautiful

1023
00:44:36,744 --> 00:44:39,484
not because of their hair

1024
00:44:39,484 --> 00:44:41,604
but because of their

1025
00:44:41,604 --> 00:44:42,444
brains

1026
00:44:42,444 --> 00:44:45,044
underneath all that hair

1027
00:44:45,044 --> 00:44:46,784
the hair is blocking the brains

1028
00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:49,624
and I just wanted them to see

1029
00:44:49,624 --> 00:44:51,564
for one moment that it

1030
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:58,444
didn't matter and if that wasn't enough i'd whip out some sort of awareness pin and put it on and

1031
00:44:58,444 --> 00:45:07,825
be like it's a campaign you know don't hurt me um i feel like everyone would have to go bald all

1032
00:45:07,825 --> 00:45:13,624
at once for this to work i don't you're just doing it if you're responsible for balding everybody

1033
00:45:13,624 --> 00:45:20,344
it's like everyone needs to feel it at the same time to be like oh well none of us have hair

1034
00:45:20,344 --> 00:45:26,444
anymore i'll do little communities that are disconnected from technology what about people

1035
00:45:26,444 --> 00:45:32,224
who are already bald yeah what what about people who are naturally bald they're getting hair

1036
00:45:32,224 --> 00:45:37,944
they're getting the hair that you're taking off everyone else oh yeah i got glue in one hand and

1037
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:46,784
your hair in the other what about people who have that picard like cul-de-sac hair oh that comes off

1038
00:45:46,784 --> 00:45:47,584
in one quick pull.

1039
00:45:48,604 --> 00:45:49,524
It stays

1040
00:45:49,524 --> 00:45:51,524
and keeps its shape.

1041
00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:52,304
It's like a trophy?

1042
00:45:52,524 --> 00:45:52,784
Yeah.

1043
00:45:53,024 --> 00:45:53,344
Okay.

1044
00:45:53,964 --> 00:45:55,144
That could be a big mustache.

1045
00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:57,364
It could be a very big mustache.

1046
00:45:58,204 --> 00:45:58,464
Yeah.

1047
00:45:59,644 --> 00:46:00,584
Or a little tube top.

1048
00:46:01,364 --> 00:46:01,944
Oh, yeah.

1049
00:46:02,244 --> 00:46:02,724
Sexy.

1050
00:46:02,984 --> 00:46:03,684
Oh, no.

1051
00:46:03,884 --> 00:46:06,044
Little down here

1052
00:46:06,044 --> 00:46:07,544
are the sideburns.

1053
00:46:07,544 --> 00:46:07,764
Yep.

1054
00:46:08,204 --> 00:46:09,364
My hair's down here.

1055
00:46:11,284 --> 00:46:13,124
But my hands are up here.

1056
00:46:14,784 --> 00:46:15,704
What do we think?

1057
00:46:16,784 --> 00:46:20,724
I think yours would get the most ire from people.

1058
00:46:21,284 --> 00:46:23,744
I don't think people would be okay with like,

1059
00:46:24,144 --> 00:46:26,344
oh yeah, now I really see my real inner beauty.

1060
00:46:27,024 --> 00:46:28,944
Also, what about people that don't have inner beauty?

1061
00:46:29,304 --> 00:46:30,604
That are just kind of like assholes.

1062
00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,844
I was going to say, some of the dumbest people that I know are bald.

1063
00:46:34,624 --> 00:46:35,844
No, but also...

1064
00:46:35,844 --> 00:46:37,104
Not where I thought you were going.

1065
00:46:37,384 --> 00:46:39,224
You wanted to show the brains.

1066
00:46:39,224 --> 00:46:40,424
No, but just...

1067
00:46:40,424 --> 00:46:42,904
Also, not everybody has merit.

1068
00:46:43,764 --> 00:46:44,464
That's true.

1069
00:46:44,624 --> 00:46:45,044
Not everybody has merit.

1070
00:46:45,044 --> 00:46:46,544
We don't know that until they're bald.

1071
00:46:46,784 --> 00:46:49,724
Oh, so it reveals...

1072
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:50,764
You need your hair.

1073
00:46:51,204 --> 00:46:52,544
You should grow that back now.

1074
00:46:53,325 --> 00:46:54,184
Well, now we know.

1075
00:46:54,424 --> 00:46:55,784
How would you like a...

1076
00:46:55,784 --> 00:46:56,504
What'd you call it?

1077
00:46:56,784 --> 00:46:57,484
The cul-de-sac.

1078
00:46:57,924 --> 00:46:59,944
I've got a spare cul-de-sac you can throw on that.

1079
00:47:03,784 --> 00:47:04,184
Oh.

1080
00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:06,844
I feel so judged.

1081
00:47:09,344 --> 00:47:11,524
Did you know I was shaved bald one time?

1082
00:47:11,784 --> 00:47:12,084
Really?

1083
00:47:12,164 --> 00:47:13,884
I did it myself, but...

1084
00:47:13,884 --> 00:47:14,924
You just made it sound...

1085
00:47:14,924 --> 00:47:15,684
I was shaved.

1086
00:47:15,684 --> 00:47:15,884
I know.

1087
00:47:15,884 --> 00:47:17,284
It was passive voice.

1088
00:47:17,284 --> 00:47:17,484
By me.

1089
00:47:17,644 --> 00:47:18,984
I was distancing myself from the acting.

1090
00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:22,184
But I knew someone who buzzed their hair off, and they looked incredible.

1091
00:47:22,284 --> 00:47:23,104
So I was like, I'm doing it.

1092
00:47:23,564 --> 00:47:26,084
And then I have really short, spiked, like, fine hair.

1093
00:47:26,224 --> 00:47:27,884
So I did it, and I was like, Uncle Fester.

1094
00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:31,844
Like, immediately, like, oh, no.

1095
00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:34,624
So I know about this stuff.

1096
00:47:34,784 --> 00:47:35,124
Okay.

1097
00:47:36,284 --> 00:47:39,804
But did your heart shine through when you were bald?

1098
00:47:41,684 --> 00:47:42,484
Well, you know me.

1099
00:47:43,204 --> 00:47:43,844
I'm great.

1100
00:47:45,884 --> 00:47:55,325
so it all worked out yeah i learned to love myself okay all right yeah yours yours is the worst

1101
00:47:55,325 --> 00:48:03,664
for sure thanks y'all i think you'd lose every friend if you did that yeah well all the real

1102
00:48:03,664 --> 00:48:13,344
friends would stay don't try this please don't test this theory mentally don't leave me

1103
00:48:13,344 --> 00:48:16,164
All right.

1104
00:48:17,325 --> 00:48:20,644
Well, if you do that to me, I get to keep anything I find in your purse.

1105
00:48:21,564 --> 00:48:22,564
Yeah, you do.

1106
00:48:23,544 --> 00:48:23,884
Fine.

1107
00:48:25,264 --> 00:48:25,884
All right.

1108
00:48:25,924 --> 00:48:28,944
Well, I think that wraps up the big question.

1109
00:48:29,864 --> 00:48:30,844
The big question.

1110
00:48:31,164 --> 00:48:31,644
All right.

1111
00:48:32,364 --> 00:48:33,524
You know what time it is.

1112
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,304
It's word guessing time.

1113
00:48:35,924 --> 00:48:36,364
Okay.

1114
00:48:36,484 --> 00:48:37,424
I have a little list.

1115
00:48:37,984 --> 00:48:38,264
Okay.

1116
00:48:38,424 --> 00:48:38,704
Okay.

1117
00:48:38,864 --> 00:48:39,884
Do you want to go first?

1118
00:48:40,484 --> 00:48:41,325
No, I don't.

1119
00:48:41,325 --> 00:48:41,604
Okay.

1120
00:48:42,284 --> 00:48:42,904
I'll go.

1121
00:48:43,344 --> 00:48:48,504
And I don't think I'm going to get Chrissy's unless by the grace of God, it was a rage room.

1122
00:48:49,224 --> 00:48:49,444
No.

1123
00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:51,204
Okay.

1124
00:48:51,444 --> 00:48:51,684
Darn.

1125
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:55,184
I have a guess for Chrissy.

1126
00:48:55,424 --> 00:48:55,744
Okay.

1127
00:48:57,444 --> 00:48:58,864
Is it delectably?

1128
00:48:59,504 --> 00:49:00,124
Oh, no.

1129
00:49:00,325 --> 00:49:00,864
Oh, okay.

1130
00:49:01,004 --> 00:49:01,784
I just said that.

1131
00:49:03,164 --> 00:49:04,184
Was it judged?

1132
00:49:05,004 --> 00:49:05,304
No.

1133
00:49:05,524 --> 00:49:05,704
Oh.

1134
00:49:06,464 --> 00:49:06,944
Okay.

1135
00:49:07,104 --> 00:49:07,504
Was it?

1136
00:49:08,064 --> 00:49:10,724
I said it in the very beginning part.

1137
00:49:10,724 --> 00:49:14,464
Chrissy said it within the first three minutes of the episode.

1138
00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:17,164
I was so nervous to say it.

1139
00:49:17,304 --> 00:49:18,444
And you said it so naturally.

1140
00:49:18,444 --> 00:49:18,924
I said it right away.

1141
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:19,464
You said it.

1142
00:49:19,544 --> 00:49:22,404
It was like, it was imperceptible.

1143
00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:23,724
Was it after our intro?

1144
00:49:24,064 --> 00:49:26,204
And I did make eye contact with you when I said it.

1145
00:49:26,284 --> 00:49:26,844
Oh, no.

1146
00:49:27,404 --> 00:49:27,804
Okay.

1147
00:49:28,264 --> 00:49:29,064
Oh, no.

1148
00:49:29,084 --> 00:49:30,844
And I was like, don't look at Jenna in the eye.

1149
00:49:30,944 --> 00:49:31,424
Look away.

1150
00:49:33,224 --> 00:49:36,904
No, this was actually before we even said, yeah.

1151
00:49:36,904 --> 00:49:37,964
Those secret words.

1152
00:49:38,404 --> 00:49:38,644
Wow.

1153
00:49:38,644 --> 00:49:42,304
Only real sizzlers will know.

1154
00:49:45,224 --> 00:49:45,704
Okay.

1155
00:49:46,904 --> 00:49:47,564
She got us.

1156
00:49:48,424 --> 00:49:49,364
She got us good.

1157
00:49:49,444 --> 00:49:49,644
All right.

1158
00:49:49,684 --> 00:49:50,325
What was your word?

1159
00:49:51,224 --> 00:49:51,664
Cumulative.

1160
00:49:52,804 --> 00:49:53,244
Whoa.

1161
00:49:54,164 --> 00:49:54,644
Wait.

1162
00:49:54,744 --> 00:49:55,584
When did you say it?

1163
00:49:55,844 --> 00:50:00,224
When we were talking about Francis getting his money back that he's owed.

1164
00:50:00,944 --> 00:50:02,904
I was like, you'll get the cumulative amount.

1165
00:50:02,904 --> 00:50:03,344
That's not fair.

1166
00:50:03,424 --> 00:50:05,304
I was caught up in the emotion of wanting my money back.

1167
00:50:05,984 --> 00:50:08,264
You took advantage of Francis' emotions.

1168
00:50:08,264 --> 00:50:09,304
Guard your hair tonight.

1169
00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:09,984
Oh, no.

1170
00:50:14,424 --> 00:50:14,864
Okay.

1171
00:50:16,825 --> 00:50:17,504
All right.

1172
00:50:17,644 --> 00:50:21,344
I have a guess for Francis.

1173
00:50:21,804 --> 00:50:22,524
Okay, me too.

1174
00:50:24,464 --> 00:50:27,264
Is your word hieroglyphs?

1175
00:50:27,704 --> 00:50:28,144
No.

1176
00:50:28,544 --> 00:50:29,704
Oh, that's a good guess.

1177
00:50:29,704 --> 00:50:30,644
That was a good guess.

1178
00:50:30,825 --> 00:50:31,604
Oh, dang.

1179
00:50:31,624 --> 00:50:34,004
I was watching the shape of your lips to see if you were going to get it.

1180
00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:36,064
I wanted to prepare myself because I don't want you to get it.

1181
00:50:36,064 --> 00:50:38,544
Is your word proprietary?

1182
00:50:39,344 --> 00:50:43,384
No, that is a common invention slang.

1183
00:50:43,944 --> 00:50:44,164
Yeah.

1184
00:50:44,744 --> 00:50:45,344
But great guess.

1185
00:50:45,704 --> 00:50:48,584
Yeah, Francis often when he's inventing something, you're like, what about this problem?

1186
00:50:48,804 --> 00:50:50,604
Don't worry, we have a proprietary this.

1187
00:50:51,464 --> 00:50:52,904
Don't worry, we've got that covered.

1188
00:50:53,344 --> 00:50:56,424
What about, I can't remember which one of you said this, but arrears?

1189
00:50:57,784 --> 00:51:00,464
Oh, no, no, it's not.

1190
00:51:00,484 --> 00:51:01,325
Not arrears?

1191
00:51:01,325 --> 00:51:01,744
It's not me.

1192
00:51:01,984 --> 00:51:02,144
Okay.

1193
00:51:02,144 --> 00:51:02,924
I hate arrears.

1194
00:51:03,064 --> 00:51:03,224
Yeah.

1195
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:05,244
My word is sovereign.

1196
00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:16,704
oh when did you oh poland sovereign poland oh that was good you slipped that right by yeah

1197
00:51:16,704 --> 00:51:21,944
it's a hard game isn't it yeah and now we go to jenna no i'm worried that you got my word

1198
00:51:21,944 --> 00:51:28,784
you want to go first was it decapitated yes i wrote it down too

1199
00:51:28,784 --> 00:51:31,544
I saw you both write it down

1200
00:51:31,544 --> 00:51:33,684
I know I saw you both write it down too

1201
00:51:33,684 --> 00:51:35,944
and I was so worried

1202
00:51:35,944 --> 00:51:36,544
no

1203
00:51:36,544 --> 00:51:40,044
I am losing so badly

1204
00:51:40,044 --> 00:51:42,584
nicely done

1205
00:51:42,584 --> 00:51:43,284
no

1206
00:51:43,284 --> 00:51:46,124
can't believe it

1207
00:51:46,124 --> 00:51:47,384
you both got it

1208
00:51:47,384 --> 00:51:49,304
better decapitated than bald

1209
00:51:49,304 --> 00:51:50,944
it's true

1210
00:51:50,944 --> 00:51:54,204
I thought because it was such a ridiculous premise

1211
00:51:54,204 --> 00:51:55,584
that my grandfather

1212
00:51:55,584 --> 00:51:57,024
was decapitated

1213
00:51:57,024 --> 00:52:03,564
looking at a glock and gloobin that happens the owners of glock and gloobins are frequently

1214
00:52:03,564 --> 00:52:09,264
decapitated well i thought if i tied it back to the hands then it would maybe slip by i don't know

1215
00:52:09,264 --> 00:52:19,104
what a great end man oh well that just stinks for me great for you guys

1216
00:52:19,104 --> 00:52:24,884
and you're chrissy you're you're on the guest thing well you're gonna be

1217
00:52:24,884 --> 00:52:27,284
beating everybody else.

1218
00:52:27,544 --> 00:52:27,764
Yes!

1219
00:52:28,904 --> 00:52:30,704
You're number one on the guest.

1220
00:52:30,884 --> 00:52:33,424
If anyone beats me, I'm going to

1221
00:52:33,424 --> 00:52:34,724
shave their head Francis style.

1222
00:52:35,524 --> 00:52:37,325
It doesn't count if someone else doesn't do it.

1223
00:52:37,644 --> 00:52:39,404
Okay, well then we'll

1224
00:52:39,404 --> 00:52:40,644
send you out. I'll be dispatched.

1225
00:52:41,204 --> 00:52:42,964
Thank you. Leave a window unlocked.

1226
00:52:42,964 --> 00:52:44,484
I need you to defend my honor.

1227
00:52:44,684 --> 00:52:46,244
I'm going to come down Mission Impossible style.

1228
00:52:51,044 --> 00:52:52,984
Well, Chrissy, thank you so much for being here.

1229
00:52:53,224 --> 00:52:54,364
Thank you for having me.

1230
00:52:54,364 --> 00:52:56,224
It was a delight.

1231
00:52:56,684 --> 00:52:59,084
Tell people how they can find you.

1232
00:52:59,564 --> 00:53:06,104
Oh, you can find me so many places, but one place in particular, which is truestory.fm,

1233
00:53:06,204 --> 00:53:09,584
where you can listen to the most excellent 80s movies podcast.

1234
00:53:10,164 --> 00:53:15,744
Or if you prefer to get drunk, Gank That Drink, a supernatural drinking game podcast.

1235
00:53:16,564 --> 00:53:20,464
Or you can find me at the Neighborhood Comedy Theater if you want to see me in real life,

1236
00:53:20,684 --> 00:53:23,364
see if Francis managed to shave me bald.

1237
00:53:23,364 --> 00:53:30,604
yeah i would recommend yeah chrissy's a site in real life so come here come see her come come see

1238
00:53:30,604 --> 00:53:38,244
me at the neighborhood comedy theater in downtown mace arizona all right well i i'm gonna be so

1239
00:53:38,244 --> 00:53:46,344
distraught over my loss for the rest of my life i think until i can one up but i'll never be able

1240
00:53:46,344 --> 00:53:52,404
i will never one up chrissy we'll do a rematch at some point okay i'll come back okay all right

1241
00:53:52,404 --> 00:53:59,184
cool and i will i will best you okay very good very good all right well that wraps up another

1242
00:53:59,184 --> 00:54:04,004
episode of friends like us thanks for listening bye