welcome to very fine friends bonus improv well all right joe can we get a suggestion
to kick off our improv.
Suggestion by Joe.
Yes.
Thank you.
Your suggestion is
Impersonator.
I used to pretend to be
the woman of the house.
When I was a kid.
Like at the front door?
No, like on the phone.
I used to have a really high,
I was like a very feminine voice as a child.
People always thought I was a girl.
And so they would call and they'd be like, oh, is Dennis home?
And I'd be like, no, he's not.
And they're like, oh, is this the missus?
And I'm like, hey, ask why you're calling to try and get more information.
How far did you ever get with these phone calls?
I just had like normal conversations.
I was always very mature.
So like I felt like I was holding my own.
I wasn't giving anything away.
ma'am may i say there's no way dennis appreciates you you sound lovely
i can't talk about this anymore they'll be home any moment um are they can you do any
impersonations you've heard every impersonation oh yeah uh yeah i am the woman of the house
poosy boots
that one is a good one
thanks
oh I can maybe do
oh my god
no I can't
oh yeah see
nice C minus impression
oh okay
you got any
not really
well besides
yeah don't make me go out there and get your food um right no not really i i do have an
inappropriate one but i'm not gonna do it on pod okay can't wait to hear it later
yeah
I think it's weird when people
like the people that are like really good at impersonating
other people
like that's weird it's like a skill that they
study there like yeah I don know I always impressed i mean i guess i impressed when they like can do something with it we like it a career i like okay that really
cool how'd you do that but like if you could just do it okay can you go back to your normal voice
please yeah i only have two nights off a week trying to hang out with my friend yeah because
I mean, the people that the people that can impersonate, it's like they don't turn it off.
Like, they're just like, OK, all right, buddy, just we get it.
You're good at this.
Like, can you just act like a normal human being for one second?
Yeah, they milk it.
Yeah, they milk it big time.
Four percent milkers.
And now, improv.
Oh, hey. You must be Veronica.
Hi. I recognize you from your picture.
You look exactly like your profile pic.
I know. Good to see you. Thanks for meeting me on this date.
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
I hope you don't mind me picking the restaurant, but I just love TGI Fridays.
I just love it here.
Oh, who doesn't?
Oh, good. I'm glad you're on board.
oh yeah i love everything um why so serious oh so so sorry what i know you were probably like
oh was that heath ledger oh yeah yes yeah that sounded kind of familiar yeah sorry i just kind
of do impersonation so every now and again it's like you'll slip i'll slip into one and and then
And I'll just be, it's just like a fun thing that I do.
Oh, well, that's kind of cool.
I have some interest in hobbies, too, so I totally get it.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
What are some of your hobbies?
Well, I do CrossFit.
Oh, nice.
I can tell you're pretty jacked.
Oh, yeah.
I work really hard at it.
Yeah.
Do you like flipping the tires?
Sorry.
What?
Sorry.
I don't get that.
Oh, were you just like, hey, am I on a date with Paul Rudd?
Because that's why I was my Paul Rudd.
Oh, you're doing another impression?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, you couldn't tell?
You know, I don't watch a lot of TV.
I'm so busy.
People say I do a pretty dead-on Paul Rudd.
Oh, okay.
Well, thanks for showing me.
That's two now.
Yeah.
So what makes you think you're ready for a serious relationship?
Because I'm going to be honest.
I don't want my time wasted.
I'm dating to marry.
That's totally cool.
I am...
I want to get married too Julie Roberts Dead on right Well from what
My best friend's wedding.
Oh.
And or a pretty woman.
Okay.
Hey, can I be honest?
Yeah.
I'm really nervous as it is.
I think the impressions are great, but I really am trying to...
Thank you.
There's another one.
Stanley Tucci. Oh, yes.
I'm trying to get to know
you.
So, is it okay if we just,
can we just put it all on the table
and just look each other in the eyes
and let's just be real. Let's just be who we are.
Oh.
Okay.
I'll do my
best. I'm going to be honest.
I'm pretty nervous, too,
and I use
my impressions as kind of like a
security blanket.
but I'll do my best.
Thank you.
It was really vulnerable and nothing to give you to say that.
I can break the ice if you like,
and we can get to know each other a little deeper.
Okay.
All right.
Go ahead.
Break that ice.
Well, let's see.
I'm from Saskatchewan.
I was a military child,
and I killed my twin.
Your turn.
oh my god
what sorry what was that sorry urkel i i slipped into urkel
i'm sorry sorry did you say i i i'm a little worried about something you just said
yeah you're i asked not to do the you're canadian i was hoping you i was hoping i can get that by fast
no uh yeah and i spent a lot of time there oh oh no i know it was bad i developed a syrup addiction
i um i paint moose you paint moose what do you paint them
in their habitat and sometimes in the office environment
wait wait wait
like you're applying paint to a moose
you're painting a moose no i said something canadians do you guys you sick freaks up there
well it gets so cold in the winter that you probably don't know this for being from america
if you don't paint a moose,
they will die.
The paint is thermal reflective.
I say let them all die,
those Canadian
asshole animals.
Okay, that's my culture.
Let's just change the subject.
What are your professional goals?
I like to be a cowboy John Wayne Your professional goal is to be
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm actually working on a cure for cancer.
Are you close?
I have a mission statement that says I'd like to cure cancer.
Have you tried painting the cancer?
What?
There's something to think about.
You Canadians, painting, that's your solution to everything.
Yeah.
Listen, I really want this to work out, but you just keep slipping into these characters, so...
I'm sorry.
I'll try it just to...
I'm going to tell you...
I'm going to tell you a few things about me, and I promise I won't do a character.
Okay.
Thank you for, hey, look at me.
Yeah.
This is growth.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
Okay.
I'm ready, but I have one foot away from the table.
Oh, no.
Okay.
No, no.
I see you're ready to go.
My bag's on my shoulder.
Nice scams, by the way.
Thanks.
I grew them in Canada.
Ugh, Canadian.
All right.
I'll get past the Canadian.
I'll get past that.
Okay.
All right.
So I'm from Detroit.
both of my parents my parents got divorced when i was young and neither one of them wanted me
in the custody battle and um oh my god i i had a i had a twin that
killed itself to get away from me in utero oh wow oh my god thank you for being so honest
I could really see us going somewhere
private
like
the
looney tunes house
that was bug buddy
sorry I'm sorry
it's the longest I've gone with being serious
and not doing an impression
so I had slipped into it
I'm sorry
cut to
back at the guy's house after the date
hey what happened you're home really early
uh
yeah um
Veronica
I don't know
it's
she
I don't think she understood
did she put the lotion
on her skin
god I'll never be as good as you
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