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welcome to very fine friends bonus improv well all right joe can we get a suggestion

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to kick off our improv.

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Suggestion by Joe.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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Your suggestion is

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Impersonator.

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Impersonator.

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I used to pretend to be

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the woman of the house.

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When I was a kid.

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Like at the front door?

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No, like on the phone.

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I used to have a really high,

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I was like a very feminine voice as a child.

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People always thought I was a girl.

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And so they would call and they'd be like, oh, is Dennis home?

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And I'd be like, no, he's not.

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And they're like, oh, is this the missus?

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And I'm like, hey, ask why you're calling to try and get more information.

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How far did you ever get with these phone calls?

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I just had like normal conversations.

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I was always very mature.

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So like I felt like I was holding my own.

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I wasn't giving anything away.

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ma'am may i say there's no way dennis appreciates you you sound lovely

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i can't talk about this anymore they'll be home any moment um are they can you do any

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impersonations you've heard every impersonation oh yeah uh yeah i am the woman of the house

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poosy boots

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that one is a good one

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thanks

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oh I can maybe do

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oh my god

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no I can't

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oh yeah see

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nice C minus impression

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oh okay

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you got any

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not really

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well besides

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yeah don't make me go out there and get your food um right no not really i i do have an

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inappropriate one but i'm not gonna do it on pod okay can't wait to hear it later

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yeah

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I think it's weird when people

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like the people that are like really good at impersonating

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other people

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like that's weird it's like a skill that they

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study there like yeah I don know I always impressed i mean i guess i impressed when they like can do something with it we like it a career i like okay that really

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cool how'd you do that but like if you could just do it okay can you go back to your normal voice

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please yeah i only have two nights off a week trying to hang out with my friend yeah because

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I mean, the people that the people that can impersonate, it's like they don't turn it off.

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Like, they're just like, OK, all right, buddy, just we get it.

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You're good at this.

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Like, can you just act like a normal human being for one second?

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Yeah, they milk it.

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Yeah, they milk it big time.

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Four percent milkers.

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And now, improv.

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Oh, hey. You must be Veronica.

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Hi. I recognize you from your picture.

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You look exactly like your profile pic.

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I know. Good to see you. Thanks for meeting me on this date.

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Yeah, yeah, no problem.

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I hope you don't mind me picking the restaurant, but I just love TGI Fridays.

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I just love it here.

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Oh, who doesn't?

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Oh, good. I'm glad you're on board.

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oh yeah i love everything um why so serious oh so so sorry what i know you were probably like

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oh was that heath ledger oh yeah yes yeah that sounded kind of familiar yeah sorry i just kind

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of do impersonation so every now and again it's like you'll slip i'll slip into one and and then

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And I'll just be, it's just like a fun thing that I do.

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Oh, well, that's kind of cool.

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I have some interest in hobbies, too, so I totally get it.

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Oh, cool.

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Yeah.

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What are some of your hobbies?

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Well, I do CrossFit.

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Oh, nice.

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I can tell you're pretty jacked.

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Oh, yeah.

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I work really hard at it.

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Yeah.

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Do you like flipping the tires?

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Sorry.

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What?

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Sorry.

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I don't get that.

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Oh, were you just like, hey, am I on a date with Paul Rudd?

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Because that's why I was my Paul Rudd.

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Oh, you're doing another impression?

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Oh, yeah.

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Sorry, you couldn't tell?

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You know, I don't watch a lot of TV.

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I'm so busy.

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People say I do a pretty dead-on Paul Rudd.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, thanks for showing me.

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That's two now.

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Yeah.

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So what makes you think you're ready for a serious relationship?

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Because I'm going to be honest.

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I don't want my time wasted.

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I'm dating to marry.

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That's totally cool.

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I am...

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I want to get married too Julie Roberts Dead on right Well from what

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My best friend's wedding.

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Oh.

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And or a pretty woman.

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Okay.

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Hey, can I be honest?

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Yeah.

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I'm really nervous as it is.

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I think the impressions are great, but I really am trying to...

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Thank you.

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There's another one.

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Stanley Tucci. Oh, yes.

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I'm trying to get to know

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you.

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So, is it okay if we just,

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can we just put it all on the table

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and just look each other in the eyes

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and let's just be real. Let's just be who we are.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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I'll do my

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best. I'm going to be honest.

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I'm pretty nervous, too,

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and I use

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my impressions as kind of like a

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security blanket.

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but I'll do my best.

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Thank you.

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It was really vulnerable and nothing to give you to say that.

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I can break the ice if you like,

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and we can get to know each other a little deeper.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Go ahead.

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Break that ice.

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Well, let's see.

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I'm from Saskatchewan.

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I was a military child,

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and I killed my twin.

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Your turn.

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oh my god

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what sorry what was that sorry urkel i i slipped into urkel

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i'm sorry sorry did you say i i i'm a little worried about something you just said

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yeah you're i asked not to do the you're canadian i was hoping you i was hoping i can get that by fast

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no uh yeah and i spent a lot of time there oh oh no i know it was bad i developed a syrup addiction

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i um i paint moose you paint moose what do you paint them

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in their habitat and sometimes in the office environment

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wait wait wait

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like you're applying paint to a moose

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you're painting a moose no i said something canadians do you guys you sick freaks up there

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well it gets so cold in the winter that you probably don't know this for being from america

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if you don't paint a moose,

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they will die.

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The paint is thermal reflective.

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I say let them all die,

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those Canadian

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asshole animals.

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Okay, that's my culture.

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Let's just change the subject.

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What are your professional goals?

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I like to be a cowboy John Wayne Your professional goal is to be

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No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm actually working on a cure for cancer.

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Are you close?

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I have a mission statement that says I'd like to cure cancer.

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Have you tried painting the cancer?

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What?

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There's something to think about.

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You Canadians, painting, that's your solution to everything.

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Yeah.

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Listen, I really want this to work out, but you just keep slipping into these characters, so...

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I'm sorry.

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I'll try it just to...

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I'm going to tell you...

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I'm going to tell you a few things about me, and I promise I won't do a character.

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Okay.

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Thank you for, hey, look at me.

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Yeah.

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This is growth.

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Thank you.

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Go ahead.

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Okay.

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I'm ready, but I have one foot away from the table.

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Oh, no.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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No, no.

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I see you're ready to go.

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My bag's on my shoulder.

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Nice scams, by the way.

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Thanks.

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I grew them in Canada.

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Ugh, Canadian.

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All right.

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I'll get past the Canadian.

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I'll get past that.

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Okay.

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All right.

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So I'm from Detroit.

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both of my parents my parents got divorced when i was young and neither one of them wanted me

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in the custody battle and um oh my god i i had a i had a twin that

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killed itself to get away from me in utero oh wow oh my god thank you for being so honest

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I could really see us going somewhere

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private

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like

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the

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looney tunes house

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that was bug buddy

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sorry I'm sorry

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it's the longest I've gone with being serious

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and not doing an impression

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so I had slipped into it

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I'm sorry

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cut to

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back at the guy's house after the date

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hey what happened you're home really early

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uh

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yeah um

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Veronica

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I don't know

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it's

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she

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I don't think she understood

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did she put the lotion

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on her skin

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god I'll never be as good as you

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scene

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you