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Francis I know this is not going to be a surprise to you because you're in my house and you can see

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all the boxes but I'm moving and I hate it I like I know oh my god I'm so sorry well I

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Where are you going?

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The act of moving.

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I'm excited to be in a new place.

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But the act of moving might be the worst thing in the world.

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It's horrible.

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I know.

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Listen, I've moved.

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I get it.

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It's just really, we'll test the bonds of your marriage.

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Most divorces happen during.

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Mid move.

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Cheating and then moving.

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Hmm.

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You're right.

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Cheating would be more fun.

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Yeah.

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Because moving sucks.

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yeah i'm getting nothing out of this yeah um are you doing a lot of the the work no thank goodness

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good i i mean really it's as far as moving goes i it's very minimal for me so yeah it's it's i

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don't know why i'm complaining other than it's just it's just kind of general stress levels

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that's just like and then you like look around and you're like oh my god i have so much crap

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yeah um that was hard for me too because i moved i've moved like six or seven times

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as an adult.

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And every time it's like, why do I own things?

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And then you get settled into a place and you're like, ooh, things.

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Let's get more.

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I own many things.

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Yeah, let's get more things.

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Well, I'm sorry.

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That's really hard.

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It's all right.

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It'll be over soon.

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Specifically tomorrow.

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Oh, it's so exciting.

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I can't wait to be there.

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Yep.

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You have your own room.

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maybe after you're out of here we should break in here every week even still record yeah like

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scared of new people yeah just the family that moves in here we'll just they'll have to get used

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to it yeah i don't know how we're gonna stay funny while also holding guns at people but i do

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this is great um what sort of housewarming gift should i bring you

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whatever surprised me i don't want to know okay it'll be a nice surprise okay

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all right welcome to very fine friends a podcast where friends talk about stuff

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well you know what's going on my my life francis how are you

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i'm good good yeah i just dropped a class oh nice yeah let me tell you why okay so a few

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semesters ago i took an online class but they made you go do tests in person for my online

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class and I hate going to proctored exams.

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Yeah.

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The lady who works there was kind of a big old B.

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Okay.

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So.

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For those who don't know, B stands for bitch.

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Yes.

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No.

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She wishes she was a boof.

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She was a biatch.

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So anywho, as soon as this class started just now, it was like, here's your syllabus.

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Oh, you'll have to go take proctored exams.

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I was like, nope.

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And I just dropped it.

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Wow.

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And I picked up another one for next semester.

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Nice.

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so yeah cool good for you thanks what if the next one is also proctor what if it's all just like

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it can't be because the one i'm in now isn't so you just gotta keep going till you find what

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you're looking for that's good advice listeners don't settle yeah don't settle yeah

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unless you want to and then do unless you're out of options yeah some of you probably should settle

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Unless you're soil at a construction site.

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Yes.

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Soil at construction site, if you're listening, and we know you are.

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Don't settle.

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Or do settle.

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Do settle.

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We need to get this done.

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What if we just empowered a whole bunch of soil at construction sites not to settle,

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and then now, like, no buildings get built?

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and there's this huge crisis in construction all over the world.

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We can't abandon soil now.

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Oh, well, no, I mean, we're Team Soil for sure.

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So whatever they decide to do, we're on board.

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But I like that all work is coming to a halt because of us.

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So sorry.

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So sorry.

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This had to happen.

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Soil's been settling long enough.

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It's time for Soil to be with someone hot.

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Like me.

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Soil, come.

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I've got a new place, Soil.

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Oh, you're going to love it.

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Oh, you're going to love it.

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It's going to be so great.

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Quick interruption.

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Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer, Joe, gives Francis and

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I each our own secret word.

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Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into

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our conversation without the other person noticing.

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If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.

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and right before we die we add up all the points and then we get a prize whoever has the most points

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for guessing the most secret words here's joe with today's secret words jenna's secret word

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is brittle jenna's decoy word is newcomers francis's secret word is slaying francis's

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decoy word is giveaway all right back to the podcast it's time to get into our first segment

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which is as always the invention of the week

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inventions

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okay all right so this is a little saucy

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Ooh.

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I'm going to try to describe it as PG as possible.

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But it's not PG.

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Oh, no.

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This is an invention for lovers, but it's a two-part.

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And the first half could be for just friends.

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It could be for anyone you know.

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Then the next half is for lovers.

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Whoa.

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This is a big buildup.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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You know how sometimes you're not in the same place as someone that you want to be with?

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I do know that.

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You know how you want to go out to dinner with them, but they live in Rhode Island.

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I do know that.

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Yeah, and you don't.

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I know.

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Well, starting tomorrow, I will.

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Just kidding.

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Not moving to Rhode Island.

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Oh, yes.

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Because I don't want to have to follow you there.

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This half of my invention is a holographic device that basically you can go to a restaurant and it projects the other person across the booth from you.

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And wherever they are, it's projecting you.

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So yes, you're at a table for one, but it's like you're having dinner with your friend.

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Pretty cool, right?

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Sure.

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Should I wait until the end for comments?

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That's the first half.

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Here's where it gets good.

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This is when it gets a little...

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This is for saucy.

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This is...

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You'll see.

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You're gonna love this.

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You know how sometimes your significant other is in another state?

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I do know that.

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And you're not?

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Yes.

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Or they're on a work trip.

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They're in Rhode Island and you're here.

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You're here, yeah.

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But you know how you're...

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Horny species.

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I've heard of that.

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It's hard to...

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Yeah, that's why there's so many hobbies.

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Because people have to think about something else.

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What if I told you?

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that just because your husband is at a work conference in Rhode Island,

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you could still, quote-unquote, be marital.

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Perform the marital act?

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Yeah, and here's how.

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It's a two-part system.

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He's got some of the components, and you've got the other at home.

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And basically, these two components, which are connected via internet and Wi-Fi,

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communicate to the other device what's happening in the other place.

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So, the one person...

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Let me just put this in PG terms.

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Let's say you're drinking out of a glass.

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In Phoenix.

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In Rhode Island, the other device feels like it's being drunk out of.

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And vice versa.

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So you can do whatever you want, and the other person knows what's happening.

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Is there some kind of video interface to this?

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Or hologram?

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If you remember the first half of this.

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Yeah, I was trying to connect those dots.

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You did it.

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It's not just for friends.

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Yes, there is a picture in picture.

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Here's my first thought.

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Could this be accomplished with just propping up an iPad against a seat and just video calling somebody?

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Okay, I've tried really hard not to be gross.

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Let me just take one more stab at it.

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Well, let's address the first part.

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You're saying you don't need the hologram?

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Well, I mean, you're saying a hologram projects like they're sitting there with you.

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Couldn't you just prop an iPad up against a chair and so you're seeing like the top half of somebody and then you're still talking to them?

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Or the bottom half if that's what you prefer.

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Yeah, depending on how you normally eat dinner with your friends.

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I'm going to be honest.

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Yeah, you could.

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But a hologram is way more interesting, and they look corporeal in front of you.

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And if they're eating a lamb chop, you're watching it.

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So it's literally like you're having dinner together instead of I'm on the phone with someone.

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But the video would do the same thing.

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You'd see them eating a lamb chop.

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In 2D.

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you want oh you want that lamb to be coming right yeah i want to see it's like you're there

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yeah oh nice you guys have like little food fights and the wait steps like

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um did that answer your question uh yes the part where you said i'm gonna be honest

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you could answer my question.

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Don't you agree that there's

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value of having someone 3D

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in front of you?

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I mean, it depends on how good the hologram is.

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Do we have that kind of good hologram

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technology? Yes, it's very good.

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We're there. And it's proprietary.

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Oh, good. Thank goodness.

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Thank God we have the

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rights to it. We've tweaked it. Ours is

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slightly better. Okay.

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They do it now with dead celebrities

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at, like, concerts. Yeah. No one's

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complaining about that.

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No one's in the audience going, why aren't we just using an iPad?

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Well, I think because they're dead.

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Oh, yeah.

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You could really set up an iPad on Tupac right now and have it be this.

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Have they even tried?

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Yes.

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It did not go well.

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You didn't answer.

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The estate of Tupac has put a restraining order against me.

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I am not allowed within 1,000 feet of his coffin.

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You're brave for talking about it now.

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Thank you.

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I wasn't going to ever admit this out loud, but that is the case.

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Okay.

267
00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,120
As for the other part.

268
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Yes.

269
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I would think.

270
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:56,780
There's okay.

271
00:12:56,780 --> 00:13:03,800
there's a lot that probably couldn't be replicated by this device

272
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:16,240
is my guess well the first edition is just mostly to get us into market technology will improve over

273
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:24,660
time okay so this is just a kind of first to market proof of concept type invention well yes

274
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And, you know, the main thing is you absolutely...

275
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You know those devices where someone has a remote and they can control the intensity and the other person has it?

276
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:38,920
Yeah.

277
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:42,360
It's kind of like that, but better.

278
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,080
Why not just...

279
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,660
Well, it seems like a lot...

280
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:53,800
I mean, there's more than just, like, sipping cups involved, right?

281
00:13:54,660 --> 00:14:03,600
uh-huh there yeah yeah so picture this there's a life size

282
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:11,040
doll robot yeah robot yeah you know that's with each person

283
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:15,780
so it's a sex robot

284
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:20,020
that the other person controls

285
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:33,217
think of the cheating this will prevent now people will just be getting divorced because of moves

286
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:36,897
but they're moves that you're initiating 2 000 miles away

287
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:40,577
oh i meant like moves like to a new house

288
00:14:40,577 --> 00:14:44,917
from before oh yeah yeah i'm there yeah

289
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:52,817
okay definitely people will buy people definitely this is a moneymaker definitely people will buy

290
00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:59,917
this yeah we could even do like a giveaway at the beginning and getting it out into the market first

291
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:06,557
is part of your so you're saying even though the technology will catch up to your idea

292
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,937
and so eventually

293
00:15:08,937 --> 00:15:11,497
any newcomers

294
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to the industry

295
00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:14,397
are going to

296
00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:17,177
they're going to be like well we weren't here first

297
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so our product's not going to be

298
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:21,457
as good. Right and they didn't have the

299
00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:23,357
giveaway. Right right

300
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,737
I forgot about the giveaway. Yeah.

301
00:15:25,117 --> 00:15:26,637
What was the giveaway again?

302
00:15:27,997 --> 00:15:28,797
A tote?

303
00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:30,277
Yeah.

304
00:15:36,557 --> 00:15:44,177
I can't believe I guessed the giveaway right away.

305
00:15:44,437 --> 00:15:44,957
Yeah.

306
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,377
In a water bottle.

307
00:15:47,097 --> 00:15:47,817
Oh, okay.

308
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:54,917
But not a reusable water bottle, just a little Poland Springs water bottle.

309
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:56,837
We don't even change the label.

310
00:15:57,097 --> 00:15:57,277
No.

311
00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:57,717
Yeah.

312
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:02,317
But hey, one more water bottle than you had before the giveaway, so.

313
00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:02,637
Yeah.

314
00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:03,737
Stop complaining.

315
00:16:04,357 --> 00:16:05,817
You have your sex robot.

316
00:16:05,817 --> 00:16:06,997
just shut up

317
00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:08,637
enjoy your water

318
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:10,957
oh I'm sorry

319
00:16:10,957 --> 00:16:13,697
I didn't mean to cheapen

320
00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:14,937
this invention

321
00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:16,297
it's for lovers

322
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:19,557
or people who want to eat dinner

323
00:16:19,557 --> 00:16:26,037
that Venn diagram is a circle my friend

324
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:31,777
how are these two

325
00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:32,597
really related

326
00:16:32,597 --> 00:16:33,437
I don't know.

327
00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,937
This didn't have to be a two-part thing.

328
00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:39,757
Because there's a hologram on one side and a robot on another.

329
00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:41,397
It's two separate.

330
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:45,877
Well, I figured sometimes you got to dinner before.

331
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:47,597
So what if...

332
00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,677
Okay.

333
00:16:50,497 --> 00:16:52,537
So this is dinner.

334
00:16:52,817 --> 00:16:53,857
This is a dinner date.

335
00:16:54,177 --> 00:16:54,417
Yeah.

336
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:54,917
Okay.

337
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:55,817
Yeah.

338
00:16:56,997 --> 00:17:02,577
What if the robot went to dinner and then the other person maybe just had like a...

339
00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:03,757
a face, like,

340
00:17:04,997 --> 00:17:07,437
projection of the face on the robot's face,

341
00:17:07,617 --> 00:17:09,997
but then because the other person on the other end

342
00:17:09,997 --> 00:17:11,937
is controlling the robot, as we know,

343
00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:15,217
from the aforementioned lovemaking.

344
00:17:16,997 --> 00:17:17,517
Yeah.

345
00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:26,177
What if, yeah, then we'll just have it be the robot

346
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:27,677
and no hologram.

347
00:17:29,857 --> 00:17:32,097
Because then they could still control it.

348
00:17:32,597 --> 00:17:33,337
At dinner.

349
00:17:35,877 --> 00:17:37,497
That's asking a lot of the restaurant.

350
00:17:40,557 --> 00:17:41,237
You're right.

351
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,497
It's just a step too far.

352
00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:44,617
Yeah.

353
00:17:45,537 --> 00:17:50,497
I think that we just need to see this in practice and then find out what works and what doesn't.

354
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:51,677
Okay.

355
00:17:52,597 --> 00:18:01,857
Listeners, if you want to be a beta tester for this, drop us a line on social media at veryfinefriends on all platforms.

356
00:18:02,597 --> 00:18:03,997
What are we calling this?

357
00:18:07,157 --> 00:18:08,777
You seem exasperated by that.

358
00:18:08,777 --> 00:18:09,357
Well, I don't know.

359
00:18:09,677 --> 00:18:10,657
I want it to be sweet.

360
00:18:11,097 --> 00:18:13,257
Wine me, dine me, and 69.

361
00:18:13,857 --> 00:18:14,457
Oh, no.

362
00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:15,277
No.

363
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:16,197
No.

364
00:18:16,697 --> 00:18:18,697
Then sweet people won't purchase it.

365
00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:20,517
Like Cuddlebot.

366
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:27,897
Or like Far and Wide.

367
00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:32,157
um

368
00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:36,077
feel it

369
00:18:36,077 --> 00:18:36,977
no

370
00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:39,317
feel it

371
00:18:39,317 --> 00:18:41,417
okay

372
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:43,397
cuddle bot

373
00:18:43,397 --> 00:18:46,077
it's you

374
00:18:46,077 --> 00:18:46,957
no

375
00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:51,337
what's a word for

376
00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:53,197
distance is the wrong distance

377
00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:55,857
right distance

378
00:18:55,857 --> 00:18:56,977
relationship

379
00:18:57,897 --> 00:19:00,617
Right distance.

380
00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:02,817
I guess it'll be okay.

381
00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:03,937
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

382
00:19:06,757 --> 00:19:08,237
This could be great for prisons.

383
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,957
We'll license it to the state penitentiaries.

384
00:19:12,497 --> 00:19:13,977
Oh, can you imagine? That's disgusting.

385
00:19:15,477 --> 00:19:15,697
No.

386
00:19:16,477 --> 00:19:17,357
Prisoners are just going to be...

387
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,197
That's all that's going to be happening.

388
00:19:20,557 --> 00:19:21,657
We're here for the money.

389
00:19:21,857 --> 00:19:23,037
Only if they're good.

390
00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:25,797
It's like a conjugal visit.

391
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:31,577
a big branch just flew into my line of sight from out the window it was really distracting

392
00:19:31,577 --> 00:19:35,417
yeah it was scary looked like it came from the sky people are see how desperate people are to

393
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:42,657
get this product they're climbing through the trees to come get it hydraulic kiss do we like

394
00:19:42,657 --> 00:19:52,797
that hydraulic kiss yeah like a hydraulic press but a kiss uh that just sounds like an industrial kiss

395
00:19:52,797 --> 00:20:05,377
i guess it is okay well i can guarantee this will sell because anything even remotely

396
00:20:05,377 --> 00:20:13,437
sex related does sell so i'd be a fool not to be on board yeah you need to invest and our what

397
00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:19,817
sets us apart from normal of those is that this is a specifically about love oh so you wait do

398
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:21,537
Do people have to prove they're in love to buy it?

399
00:20:21,977 --> 00:20:23,097
If they want a discount.

400
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:24,077
If they want the tote.

401
00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:26,837
And the Poland Springs.

402
00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:28,817
Yeah.

403
00:20:29,777 --> 00:20:30,177
Okay.

404
00:20:30,737 --> 00:20:31,957
So how do they prove it?

405
00:20:33,077 --> 00:20:36,737
They submit a video.

406
00:20:37,577 --> 00:20:40,217
One from Rhode Island and one from wherever else they are.

407
00:20:40,977 --> 00:20:43,417
And they say three things they like about the other person.

408
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:51,137
and then they kiss the crook of their elbow as though it were the person and if the kisses match

409
00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:58,217
we know so then we line up the two videos next to each other and then using our proprietary

410
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:05,057
technology you get it it magically melds them together and be like oh that is actually what

411
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:11,577
those two people have clearly made out before and they get ten dollars off okay and what what is the

412
00:21:11,577 --> 00:21:12,797
price point of this

413
00:21:12,797 --> 00:21:15,457
love

414
00:21:15,457 --> 00:21:17,457
robot, love making robot?

415
00:21:17,697 --> 00:21:18,657
For the set?

416
00:21:19,957 --> 00:21:22,017
Yes. $1,499.

417
00:21:22,837 --> 00:21:23,517
Okay, so for

418
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:26,097
if you can prove you're in love, it's $1,489.

419
00:21:28,237 --> 00:21:28,637
$1,489.

420
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:29,397
Yeah.

421
00:21:29,797 --> 00:21:31,757
Okay. Yeah. This will actually promote

422
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:32,737
people to go in love.

423
00:21:34,017 --> 00:21:35,717
Like, oh shoot, I better

424
00:21:35,717 --> 00:21:37,517
fall in love because I need that $10.

425
00:21:37,737 --> 00:21:38,537
I need that $10, yeah.

426
00:21:39,177 --> 00:21:41,297
We could be the next...

427
00:21:41,577 --> 00:21:43,777
Like matchmakers of the country.

428
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,397
You're welcome, America.

429
00:21:46,937 --> 00:21:47,157
Yeah.

430
00:21:48,537 --> 00:21:49,017
Subscribe.

431
00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:49,737
Yeah.

432
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:54,137
I'm looking at you, lady who proctors exams.

433
00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:56,897
Oh, God, I hated that woman.

434
00:21:58,617 --> 00:21:59,137
Okay.

435
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:01,197
Well, right distance relationship.

436
00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:03,277
Let's see.

437
00:22:03,377 --> 00:22:04,777
Hearing it from you, I like it.

438
00:22:05,297 --> 00:22:05,777
Yeah.

439
00:22:06,057 --> 00:22:06,457
Joe?

440
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:07,157
Yeah.

441
00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:09,777
Joe's on board.

442
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:10,977
Okay.

443
00:22:10,977 --> 00:22:14,897
Well, we're going to make a ton of money on this.

444
00:22:16,157 --> 00:22:24,957
Go to verifiedfriends.com to pick up your own set and to submit your videos to prove that you're in love.

445
00:22:25,017 --> 00:22:25,357
Don't worry.

446
00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:28,797
We have strong data protection and these videos will not leak.

447
00:22:28,997 --> 00:22:29,457
No.

448
00:22:30,757 --> 00:22:32,157
We have proprietary data.

449
00:22:34,177 --> 00:22:38,877
Something tells me there's going to be a lot of people with moist elbow crooks real soon.

450
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,097
Oh, God, I hope so.

451
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:45,177
So what if we're walking around and we just see a bunch of old moist crooks and we're like...

452
00:22:45,177 --> 00:22:45,897
Did you get the discount?

453
00:22:46,177 --> 00:22:46,317
Yeah.

454
00:22:46,977 --> 00:22:47,777
Good for you.

455
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:49,057
Bunch of moist crooks.

456
00:22:49,777 --> 00:22:49,957
Yeah.

457
00:22:51,097 --> 00:22:54,537
Again, I don't know how the first half and the second half really...

458
00:22:54,537 --> 00:22:58,997
I don't think they need to be connected unless it's the same technology, but...

459
00:22:58,997 --> 00:23:00,977
It's a discount if you buy them together.

460
00:23:01,737 --> 00:23:03,317
If you don't care about going to dinner.

461
00:23:03,457 --> 00:23:04,317
What's that discount?

462
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,537
And how do you...

463
00:23:06,537 --> 00:23:08,557
Do people have to prove that they're using it with friends?

464
00:23:08,937 --> 00:23:09,557
It's $11.

465
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:15,397
whoa more for friendship huh i guess when you're in love you don't need as you're just happy to be

466
00:23:15,397 --> 00:23:21,737
in love listen as an adult it's harder to make friend true friends than to fall in love yeah

467
00:23:21,737 --> 00:23:29,597
love is statistically speaking yeah that that is just true they know it's true everyone knows

468
00:23:29,597 --> 00:23:39,017
yeah much much partners are partners but friends are friends that's 10 harder yeah so that's why

469
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,097
I get 10% more of a discount.

470
00:23:42,637 --> 00:23:43,597
Yeah, you get it.

471
00:23:43,717 --> 00:23:43,857
Yeah.

472
00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:45,337
So you don't have to, but why wouldn't you?

473
00:23:46,437 --> 00:23:47,797
Yeah, I mean, exactly.

474
00:23:48,197 --> 00:23:49,497
Don't be stupid, people.

475
00:23:49,737 --> 00:23:49,937
Yeah.

476
00:23:50,457 --> 00:23:50,937
Ignorami.

477
00:23:51,877 --> 00:23:52,317
Nice.

478
00:23:52,537 --> 00:23:52,797
Thanks.

479
00:23:55,057 --> 00:23:56,017
Good plural.

480
00:23:57,017 --> 00:23:57,737
Latin plural.

481
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:58,397
Thank you.

482
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:04,677
That wraps up the invention of the week.

483
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:13,097
it's time for our next segment this just in

484
00:24:13,097 --> 00:24:20,597
this just in our next segment is this just in

485
00:24:20,597 --> 00:24:27,637
we got breaking news here on the pod uh our producer joe

486
00:24:27,637 --> 00:24:31,197
has just

487
00:24:31,197 --> 00:24:32,737
oh

488
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,717
oh my gosh

489
00:24:34,717 --> 00:24:37,517
horrible horrible news

490
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,557
we've just been handed a piece of paper from our

491
00:24:39,557 --> 00:24:40,677
producer Joe

492
00:24:40,677 --> 00:24:42,437
I

493
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:45,357
I even hate to talk about this on the heels of

494
00:24:45,357 --> 00:24:46,997
such like what was such a

495
00:24:46,997 --> 00:24:49,377
fun fun topic with the invention of the

496
00:24:49,377 --> 00:24:49,657
week

497
00:24:49,657 --> 00:24:53,297
are you okay

498
00:24:53,297 --> 00:24:54,737
I'm okay I can do this

499
00:24:54,737 --> 00:24:55,897
I can do this

500
00:24:55,897 --> 00:25:01,997
a blimp has exploded

501
00:25:01,997 --> 00:25:06,997
the hindenburg the hindenburg

502
00:25:06,997 --> 00:25:14,457
is i i can't see how there's any survivors i can't believe this i have stock in the hindenburg

503
00:25:14,457 --> 00:25:21,237
i know i got you that stock as a birthday present i was like this is gonna last you

504
00:25:21,237 --> 00:25:23,257
as long as our friendship is what you said.

505
00:25:23,377 --> 00:25:23,777
Exactly.

506
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:26,497
God, does this mark the end of our friendship?

507
00:25:26,897 --> 00:25:27,757
No, it can't.

508
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:27,937
No.

509
00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:29,297
No, we need friends more than it.

510
00:25:29,297 --> 00:25:29,877
This needs to bring us closer together.

511
00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:37,617
Well, I think the ship must have been filled with helium

512
00:25:37,617 --> 00:25:43,077
because we all know that's the most incredibly flammable gas.

513
00:25:43,997 --> 00:25:48,617
And I just, I hope that this, God.

514
00:25:48,617 --> 00:25:51,677
I hope this hasn't changed the future of air travel.

515
00:25:52,977 --> 00:25:54,317
How could it not?

516
00:25:54,757 --> 00:25:57,617
I mean, look at...

517
00:25:59,317 --> 00:26:01,497
I was planning on...

518
00:26:01,497 --> 00:26:02,417
I'm going to be honest with you.

519
00:26:03,217 --> 00:26:05,957
2026 was going to be the year that I flew a blimp.

520
00:26:06,757 --> 00:26:07,397
Flew in a blimp.

521
00:26:08,197 --> 00:26:09,617
I had it planned.

522
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,397
I was going to go to Des Moines.

523
00:26:14,397 --> 00:26:15,297
Iowa or Washington?

524
00:26:15,937 --> 00:26:16,357
Both.

525
00:26:16,937 --> 00:26:17,257
Wow.

526
00:26:17,257 --> 00:26:20,117
It was gonna, I was calling it double Des Moines.

527
00:26:22,017 --> 00:26:22,997
It was a part of-

528
00:26:22,997 --> 00:26:23,597
Sorry, I'm emotional.

529
00:26:23,697 --> 00:26:24,757
I know, I know.

530
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:27,057
It's okay, take whatever time you need.

531
00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:29,997
But I don't understand how this could happen.

532
00:26:30,137 --> 00:26:32,157
This is the safest technology there is.

533
00:26:33,497 --> 00:26:44,997
I, if you can't strap what amounts to a large basket underneath a dirigible, what is, what

534
00:26:44,997 --> 00:26:45,577
is the point?

535
00:26:45,577 --> 00:26:48,437
is anything safe

536
00:26:48,437 --> 00:26:51,237
no

537
00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:54,537
I don't feel like I don't know if I could ever travel again

538
00:26:54,537 --> 00:26:57,637
this was lauded as

539
00:26:57,637 --> 00:27:00,457
the safest invention since

540
00:27:00,457 --> 00:27:02,857
bread

541
00:27:02,857 --> 00:27:05,717
it was in the newspaper just last week

542
00:27:05,717 --> 00:27:06,217
I know

543
00:27:06,217 --> 00:27:09,337
not sliced bread that's dangerous

544
00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,917
I mean it's a good invention but

545
00:27:11,917 --> 00:27:12,757
it's dangerous

546
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:15,297
bread cuts it's happening all over the country

547
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:16,757
Bread cuts.

548
00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:17,597
Yeah.

549
00:27:17,877 --> 00:27:18,017
Yeah.

550
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:23,277
I just wonder, I can't, I wonder how President Kennedy is going to address this.

551
00:27:23,817 --> 00:27:28,537
Well, he always keeps his head cool.

552
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:29,017
Yeah.

553
00:27:29,197 --> 00:27:30,957
He keeps his head.

554
00:27:31,657 --> 00:27:36,077
That was his slogan when he ran for President Kennedy.

555
00:27:36,077 --> 00:27:37,737
Why we all voted for him.

556
00:27:37,737 --> 00:27:38,577
I keep my head.

557
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:42,437
Oh, thank God.

558
00:27:42,497 --> 00:27:43,197
Yeah, we'll be fine.

559
00:27:43,197 --> 00:27:45,877
He just needs to address the nation.

560
00:27:46,777 --> 00:27:47,377
Wow.

561
00:27:47,377 --> 00:27:50,357
One of his trademark fireside chats.

562
00:27:52,457 --> 00:27:55,077
Yes, with his wooden teeth.

563
00:27:56,437 --> 00:27:58,217
Good old wooden toothed Kennedy.

564
00:28:00,297 --> 00:28:02,517
God, I can't believe.

565
00:28:04,277 --> 00:28:05,297
God, was it?

566
00:28:05,897 --> 00:28:07,517
I think it exploded midair.

567
00:28:10,817 --> 00:28:12,477
In the safe, safe air?

568
00:28:12,477 --> 00:28:13,677
Wait, wait, no, no, this just in.

569
00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:13,997
Oh.

570
00:28:14,737 --> 00:28:15,397
This just in.

571
00:28:16,757 --> 00:28:20,337
It caught on fire during its landing.

572
00:28:22,337 --> 00:28:23,357
Oh my gosh.

573
00:28:23,457 --> 00:28:23,677
Oh.

574
00:28:23,997 --> 00:28:25,017
Those poor people.

575
00:28:25,297 --> 00:28:25,497
I know.

576
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:28,957
Here they were, they were like, oh, they were getting their bags out of the overhead bin.

577
00:28:29,477 --> 00:28:32,877
They were like, oh, thank God they turned their phones off of blimp mode.

578
00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:37,217
And to have to die in New Jersey of all places.

579
00:28:37,477 --> 00:28:37,877
Oh.

580
00:28:38,337 --> 00:28:39,917
That's the real tragedy.

581
00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:42,957
Moment of silence for Hoboken.

582
00:28:44,877 --> 00:28:58,174
And Trenton But not Jersey City No no rough rough day to be a blimp yeah i wonder if blimpy stock will fall

583
00:28:58,174 --> 00:29:04,314
oh my god i didn't even think of that i know this is too soon to start going into conspiracy theories

584
00:29:04,314 --> 00:29:11,214
but do you think subway had anything to do with this i mean they had their own sandwich and their

585
00:29:11,214 --> 00:29:18,274
own mode of transportation oh my god blimp blimps and blimpies i mean that was sweeping the nation

586
00:29:18,274 --> 00:29:23,774
well we need to be careful talking about this on air look no hey listeners i i want to be clear

587
00:29:23,774 --> 00:29:29,734
this is pure speculation the facts are not in i am not suggesting that i know anything for sure

588
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:37,134
i do think it is worth keeping in mind it is but again i say we we can't be over here

589
00:29:37,134 --> 00:29:41,474
insinuating that subway is responsible for the

590
00:29:41,474 --> 00:29:44,794
no no no no no no no this is just

591
00:29:44,794 --> 00:29:49,394
this is you know this is like this is still raw for

592
00:29:49,394 --> 00:29:53,574
this is still raw this is just this is where my mind is

593
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:57,474
going with the speculation and i listeners approach this

594
00:29:57,474 --> 00:30:01,794
with caution and with sound judgment

595
00:30:01,794 --> 00:30:05,354
do not light subways on fire

596
00:30:05,354 --> 00:30:11,374
okay as retribution for what happened you know i'm sure in 50 years when blimpy is still around

597
00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:20,734
we'll know that we were wrong about this god i know although we never take a quiznos anymore

598
00:30:20,734 --> 00:30:29,734
that mode of transportation quiznos or that sandwich shop true um

599
00:30:29,734 --> 00:30:35,274
so this could be the end nothing is sacred i know

600
00:30:35,274 --> 00:30:40,614
well god i mean is there any more news

601
00:30:40,614 --> 00:30:48,014
i hope not i don't know if i can handle it i know it's just usually i i found that big big news

602
00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:56,254
happens in threes god oh my heart yeah but maybe not today bad news guys no

603
00:30:56,254 --> 00:31:00,474
You know that ship that they were calling unsinkable?

604
00:31:01,414 --> 00:31:02,694
The one that Molly Brown wrote on?

605
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,974
It made it safely ashore?

606
00:31:04,274 --> 00:31:04,994
Oh, yes, of course.

607
00:31:04,994 --> 00:31:05,834
Of course, yes.

608
00:31:07,114 --> 00:31:09,074
I hate to be the one to tell you this.

609
00:31:11,074 --> 00:31:12,274
It hit an iceberg.

610
00:31:13,214 --> 00:31:13,874
It sunk.

611
00:31:14,814 --> 00:31:15,654
Right ahead?

612
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:17,294
Straight ahead.

613
00:31:17,494 --> 00:31:18,194
Straight ahead?

614
00:31:18,214 --> 00:31:19,174
I was supposed to be on that.

615
00:31:20,514 --> 00:31:22,074
Oh, don't get the survivor's guilt.

616
00:31:23,074 --> 00:31:23,834
That's right.

617
00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:25,854
You lost that.

618
00:31:25,854 --> 00:31:33,914
card game earlier today yes and you lost your ticket i lost my ticket oh and also i was in the

619
00:31:33,914 --> 00:31:40,874
wrong a young starting city but yes well but you had a hologram that was in the right starting i

620
00:31:40,874 --> 00:31:50,214
was gonna take i was gonna take a blimp to london and then take the ship to dublin yeah or belfast

621
00:31:50,214 --> 00:31:51,314
I can't remember

622
00:31:51,314 --> 00:31:53,194
I'm sure that

623
00:31:53,194 --> 00:31:54,194
I mean such a big ship

624
00:31:54,194 --> 00:31:55,014
I'm sure that everyone

625
00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:56,374
Was saved though

626
00:31:56,374 --> 00:31:57,054
Yeah I mean

627
00:31:57,054 --> 00:31:57,454
At least

628
00:31:57,454 --> 00:31:59,294
There was no way that they

629
00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:01,274
Didn't properly store

630
00:32:01,274 --> 00:32:02,954
Enough life vests

631
00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:03,954
And enough lifeboats

632
00:32:03,954 --> 00:32:05,354
So thank god for that

633
00:32:05,354 --> 00:32:05,714
Yes

634
00:32:05,714 --> 00:32:07,514
Guys

635
00:32:07,514 --> 00:32:09,734
I hate to be the one

636
00:32:09,734 --> 00:32:10,614
To tell you this

637
00:32:10,614 --> 00:32:11,434
No

638
00:32:11,434 --> 00:32:13,574
What?

639
00:32:13,814 --> 00:32:14,334
No

640
00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:16,054
The only one that made it out

641
00:32:16,054 --> 00:32:17,434
Was an old woman

642
00:32:17,434 --> 00:32:23,854
well it was molly wasn't of course it had to be well she's got that great nickname unsinkable

643
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:32,454
i know yeah i you know what listeners out there uh start giving yourselves nicknames right now

644
00:32:32,454 --> 00:32:37,554
that's the only way to make it through this i'm gonna be start calling me

645
00:32:37,554 --> 00:32:44,394
not flammable jenna because i do not want to be like one of those hindenburg people

646
00:32:44,534 --> 00:32:46,014
Unsinkable, not flammable Jenna.

647
00:32:46,294 --> 00:32:46,514
Yeah.

648
00:32:46,794 --> 00:32:48,034
I'm unkillable Francis.

649
00:32:48,994 --> 00:32:49,934
Covers all bases.

650
00:32:50,214 --> 00:32:50,394
Yeah.

651
00:32:50,654 --> 00:32:50,874
Yeah.

652
00:32:51,214 --> 00:32:52,354
Well, at least she made it out.

653
00:32:52,814 --> 00:32:53,174
I know.

654
00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:53,734
Thank God.

655
00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:56,554
And probably all the lobsters.

656
00:32:58,814 --> 00:32:59,294
God.

657
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:00,014
That were on board.

658
00:33:01,474 --> 00:33:04,974
Yeah, the lobsters, well, they had first class tickets.

659
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,414
The rich always make it out.

660
00:33:07,414 --> 00:33:07,754
They do.

661
00:33:07,954 --> 00:33:08,274
They do.

662
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:09,594
Wow.

663
00:33:09,994 --> 00:33:10,434
Wow.

664
00:33:10,494 --> 00:33:11,054
The Titanic.

665
00:33:11,994 --> 00:33:12,154
I.

666
00:33:12,154 --> 00:33:18,714
you gave me stock in the titanic i did for my birthday absolutely it was a real gift of the

667
00:33:18,714 --> 00:33:23,954
magi situation and he paid for it using the yields from his hindenburg stock

668
00:33:23,954 --> 00:33:33,214
well at least i'm sure that even though the titanic has sunk i bet you

669
00:33:33,214 --> 00:33:38,394
it's never going to lead to other people dying because they want to see it

670
00:33:38,394 --> 00:33:47,974
no thank goodness yeah guys no no you know that father and son that just wanted to reconnect

671
00:33:47,974 --> 00:33:56,714
america's sweet family america's sweet family so they went on that submarine to go look at the

672
00:33:56,714 --> 00:34:02,074
titanic and they got good pictures yeah it was a there was such a fast turnaround on that tourism

673
00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:03,134
business. I know.

674
00:34:04,314 --> 00:34:06,194
Yeah, they left not but five minutes ago.

675
00:34:07,054 --> 00:34:08,174
Oh, but they're

676
00:34:08,174 --> 00:34:10,234
fine, right? Yeah, they're okay. And they're bonded.

677
00:34:10,474 --> 00:34:12,214
They're slowly dying underwater.

678
00:34:13,014 --> 00:34:13,794
What? No.

679
00:34:14,414 --> 00:34:14,834
No.

680
00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:18,294
They were all that was keeping us going as a country.

681
00:34:18,674 --> 00:34:20,314
They were the glue that kept this country

682
00:34:20,314 --> 00:34:22,214
together. They were the

683
00:34:22,214 --> 00:34:22,574
helium.

684
00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:26,394
Oh, and the Titanic

685
00:34:26,394 --> 00:34:27,194
was the match.

686
00:34:27,814 --> 00:34:30,294
Oh, no. This is a hard day for

687
00:34:30,294 --> 00:34:31,074
news in America.

688
00:34:32,074 --> 00:34:35,614
Well, one thing's for sure.

689
00:34:36,454 --> 00:34:40,634
If you are having a child's birthday party, start using hydrogen in those balloons.

690
00:34:41,194 --> 00:34:41,954
They're going to have to.

691
00:34:42,154 --> 00:34:42,554
I know.

692
00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:51,374
God, Jenna, at least we can still smoke Marlboro Reds without worrying about our health.

693
00:34:51,774 --> 00:34:53,074
Thank God for that.

694
00:34:53,214 --> 00:34:54,834
I'm having one right now.

695
00:34:54,914 --> 00:34:55,534
I'm having two.

696
00:34:58,534 --> 00:34:59,094
Guys.

697
00:35:00,354 --> 00:35:01,394
Come on.

698
00:35:02,074 --> 00:35:04,574
I can't take any more

699
00:35:04,574 --> 00:35:05,834
I think we've gotta

700
00:35:05,834 --> 00:35:07,174
wrap it up

701
00:35:07,174 --> 00:35:10,714
it's not like one day no one will believe

702
00:35:10,714 --> 00:35:11,954
the news

703
00:35:11,954 --> 00:35:14,094
no god I hope not

704
00:35:14,094 --> 00:35:16,554
that was

705
00:35:16,554 --> 00:35:17,394
just in

706
00:35:17,394 --> 00:35:21,834
well I

707
00:35:21,834 --> 00:35:24,514
I don't even know if we should

708
00:35:24,514 --> 00:35:25,294
continue the podcast

709
00:35:25,294 --> 00:35:27,454
it's really hard for me to even breathe

710
00:35:27,454 --> 00:35:29,294
just try

711
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,014
that's probably not

712
00:35:31,014 --> 00:35:33,794
You sound like that father and son trying to look at that Titanic.

713
00:35:34,294 --> 00:35:35,634
Oh, too soon.

714
00:35:35,914 --> 00:35:36,114
You're right.

715
00:35:36,614 --> 00:35:38,594
It happened but five minutes ago.

716
00:35:38,854 --> 00:35:39,134
Oh.

717
00:35:40,754 --> 00:35:41,194
Well.

718
00:35:41,754 --> 00:35:42,634
I'd still ride a blimp.

719
00:35:42,694 --> 00:35:43,074
You know what?

720
00:35:44,334 --> 00:35:45,354
Good for you.

721
00:35:45,654 --> 00:35:49,314
You know, they do say the safest time to fly in a blimp is right after a blimp accident.

722
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,054
There can't be two.

723
00:35:50,194 --> 00:35:50,514
I know.

724
00:35:50,614 --> 00:35:51,194
What are the odds?

725
00:35:52,034 --> 00:35:52,474
You know what?

726
00:35:53,474 --> 00:35:57,734
Why don't we both board a blimp to the big question?

727
00:35:58,314 --> 00:35:58,754
Ooh.

728
00:35:58,754 --> 00:36:10,754
the question is very big okay um the big question are you ready for it i don't know

729
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:18,934
i i i feel like that roller coaster that we just went on is kind of made me ready for

730
00:36:18,934 --> 00:36:25,214
almost anything i don't know i'm still feeling very raw i'm very like my feelings are really

731
00:36:25,214 --> 00:36:29,194
brittle right now be careful with them that's all i have to say i will always be careful with

732
00:36:29,194 --> 00:36:35,414
your feelings your feelings are special to me thank you and if you were ever in the middle of

733
00:36:35,414 --> 00:36:44,854
back pain and expressing it i'd never call it annoying okay well thank you i appreciate that

734
00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:51,674
yeah yeah so here's the big question okay you know how there's heist movies i do know how there's

735
00:36:51,674 --> 00:36:57,674
heist movies if you had to do a heist did you see the thing in the louvre the other day i did

736
00:36:57,674 --> 00:37:03,234
you know they're saying and by they i mean just random internet people yeah they're saying that

737
00:37:03,234 --> 00:37:11,774
like this is like a rich person's like request because you can't sell that stuff yeah i i know

738
00:37:11,774 --> 00:37:17,994
yeah who's gonna unless you like break it down so it's some like shysty billionaire like wanted

739
00:37:17,994 --> 00:37:19,774
this stuff. Did the Louvre get heisted?

740
00:37:20,174 --> 00:37:22,194
Oh yeah. Napoleon's Jewels.

741
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:24,394
Napoleon's Jewels.

742
00:37:24,494 --> 00:37:25,274
That sounds made up.

743
00:37:26,034 --> 00:37:27,394
It sounds like an exclamation.

744
00:37:27,974 --> 00:37:28,694
Napoleon's Jewels!

745
00:37:31,574 --> 00:37:32,014
Yeah.

746
00:37:32,254 --> 00:37:34,054
It was like a good old

747
00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:35,574
fashioned heist. They sold

748
00:37:35,574 --> 00:37:38,334
like a lot of stuff.

749
00:37:38,474 --> 00:37:39,994
Yeah, like a lot of stuff.

750
00:37:40,094 --> 00:37:42,274
But then they dropped a crown in the street. Did you see that?

751
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:42,714
Yeah.

752
00:37:43,374 --> 00:37:45,934
They're probably not going to get paid now.

753
00:37:46,594 --> 00:37:48,074
Oh, that was like the one thing.

754
00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:49,834
Yeah, it's just like in Gone with 60 Seconds.

755
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:51,814
He brings the Shelby back all mangled.

756
00:37:52,294 --> 00:37:53,294
Gone with 60 seconds?

757
00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:54,154
What did I say?

758
00:37:54,454 --> 00:37:56,014
Gone with 60 seconds?

759
00:37:58,194 --> 00:37:59,374
Gone with the wind.

760
00:38:00,454 --> 00:38:01,294
Gone with the 60 seconds.

761
00:38:01,314 --> 00:38:02,054
Yeah, you know what I meant.

762
00:38:02,274 --> 00:38:02,454
Yeah.

763
00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:04,354
Anyway.

764
00:38:04,634 --> 00:38:06,314
It's like that movie, Get Out of Here Minute.

765
00:38:06,314 --> 00:38:16,314
so i need you to um

766
00:38:16,314 --> 00:38:27,114
build a heist team okay and tell me how you would um steal the mona lisa

767
00:38:27,114 --> 00:38:35,534
oh that's a tough one because she's got so much attention on her well it wasn't gonna make it easy

768
00:38:35,534 --> 00:38:41,554
for you this ain't no louvre that's okay hey me and my team we like a challenge yeah yeah okay

769
00:38:41,554 --> 00:38:50,834
um first things first i would uh hire or i would get i would get someone um who's really good at

770
00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:58,514
folding into tight spaces oh that more for fun i don't know if that's gonna come i would like to

771
00:38:58,514 --> 00:39:02,934
see that yeah mostly because i like i think it would be fun to have that kind of a person around

772
00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:07,014
Like, what if you're just, like, in the kitchen and you just, like, go in to get some tea out of the cabinet?

773
00:39:07,134 --> 00:39:08,414
And it's like, oh, he's in the cabinet.

774
00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:08,954
Oh.

775
00:39:09,154 --> 00:39:10,134
You need a morale booster.

776
00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:10,654
Yeah.

777
00:39:10,814 --> 00:39:11,614
It'd be fun.

778
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,634
Just, like, as a way to just be like, Derek.

779
00:39:17,094 --> 00:39:22,874
That's good because most, like, we should all be more like that because most people who try to descend chimneys die in the chimneys.

780
00:39:23,674 --> 00:39:24,014
Really?

781
00:39:24,374 --> 00:39:24,634
Yeah.

782
00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,214
Does that happen a lot?

783
00:39:26,394 --> 00:39:26,934
It does.

784
00:39:27,754 --> 00:39:29,714
So we all need a little Derek in our lives.

785
00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:29,994
We do.

786
00:39:30,314 --> 00:39:30,554
Okay.

787
00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:31,974
So first I'd get a Derek.

788
00:39:31,974 --> 00:39:32,334
Okay.

789
00:39:32,934 --> 00:39:41,014
um then um there's like the really common like okay you'd think you're like oh i want a safe

790
00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:46,694
cracker or i want someone that's really good at surveillance technology or whatever no this is

791
00:39:46,694 --> 00:39:57,334
what i'm getting i'm getting mrs de millo's first grade class is that a teacher you had no

792
00:39:57,334 --> 00:40:06,354
it's not but i've been scouting oh okay and it just so happens mrs de millo's first grade class

793
00:40:06,354 --> 00:40:11,974
is gonna fit the bill perfectly okay okay the whole class the whole class it's got to be the

794
00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:17,914
whole class because you need the perfect field trip diversion it's a field trip diversion yep

795
00:40:17,914 --> 00:40:22,894
now some of the people in the class

796
00:40:22,894 --> 00:40:29,314
this is what's weird about her class this is why they're so perfect have been held back several

797
00:40:29,314 --> 00:40:35,254
years so they're still part of the class does that mean she's a bad teacher don't okay she's

798
00:40:35,254 --> 00:40:39,814
got a lot under plate okay okay teaching's hard all right she went through a move now she and her

799
00:40:39,814 --> 00:40:46,994
husband are getting divorced it's it's a whole thing well i know if they had a right distance

800
00:40:46,994 --> 00:40:48,694
relationship. They'd still be here.

801
00:40:48,694 --> 00:40:50,834
They'd still be together. But anyway,

802
00:40:51,634 --> 00:40:52,834
so you're too late for Mrs.

803
00:40:52,914 --> 00:40:53,734
DeMillo's marriage.

804
00:40:55,014 --> 00:40:56,134
Thank you very much.

805
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,374
And we don't sell the divorcees, but go on.

806
00:40:58,674 --> 00:41:00,714
No. In fact, if you try

807
00:41:00,714 --> 00:41:02,554
and buy it, we charge you $10 more.

808
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:03,874
Yes, that's how it works. Yes.

809
00:41:05,274 --> 00:41:06,754
Anyway, I get

810
00:41:06,754 --> 00:41:08,854
this gaggle of young kids.

811
00:41:09,114 --> 00:41:10,734
Luckily, the people that she's held back,

812
00:41:11,894 --> 00:41:12,674
it was

813
00:41:12,674 --> 00:41:15,194
so demoralizing

814
00:41:15,194 --> 00:41:16,714
for them, it stunted their growth. So they

815
00:41:16,714 --> 00:41:22,814
still look like first graders they still looks like six to seven year olds yeah but they're

816
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:30,474
actually like 12 to 13 so they are capable of doing things that six to seven year olds are not

817
00:41:30,474 --> 00:41:38,874
so there's this big class right they're on a field trip they all have little backpacks i don't know

818
00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:43,574
if you know this about the mona lisa she looms large in her hearts but it's actually quite small

819
00:41:43,574 --> 00:41:51,434
tiny woman it's not a it's not a big she's a real derrick yeah yes exactly she's got bde big derrick

820
00:41:51,434 --> 00:42:06,414
energy anyway um so this class uh it's a regular field trip we're set mrs de mille is taking them

821
00:42:06,414 --> 00:42:12,514
to the louvre uh and this is like great field trip every parent's gonna sign off on this like

822
00:42:12,514 --> 00:42:18,474
yeah my kid gets to go to the louvre is that where mona lisa is yeah they're not having a good month

823
00:42:18,474 --> 00:42:26,834
i know well uh security at the louvre if you're listening and just turn this off i was wondering

824
00:42:26,834 --> 00:42:32,874
why when jenna said oh you're gonna make it hard for me with the mona lisa you're like yeah i'm

825
00:42:32,874 --> 00:42:41,394
not giving you a louvre well now you know i'm an idiot i'm so confused all right back to your

826
00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:51,134
teenagers yes yes so they're on their field trip it's a regular field trip right i'm there

827
00:42:51,134 --> 00:42:57,954
i so they the field trip that so they start to get to the area of the mona lisa

828
00:42:57,954 --> 00:43:04,754
right and so meanwhile the secret 12 to 13 year olds are doing some scouting

829
00:43:04,754 --> 00:43:21,352
i create some kind of aid i there also not with them i create some kind of diversion slash distraction something that they need to shut down the museum for the day Right

830
00:43:21,831 --> 00:43:22,072
Yeah.

831
00:43:24,411 --> 00:43:27,592
And so it's like, oh, no, everybody leave.

832
00:43:27,592 --> 00:43:31,911
Oh, Jenna just threw up everywhere.

833
00:43:33,012 --> 00:43:35,471
I gotta clean the whole place, everybody out.

834
00:43:36,532 --> 00:43:39,352
So then the kids are all really, like, sad,

835
00:43:39,352 --> 00:43:41,471
and they start crying.

836
00:43:42,012 --> 00:43:42,211
Right?

837
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:42,751
Yeah.

838
00:43:43,271 --> 00:43:45,971
And the museum curator is like,

839
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,331
No, little kids, don't cry.

840
00:43:51,251 --> 00:43:53,791
You will come back tomorrow, of course.

841
00:43:53,992 --> 00:43:55,691
You will get to see the Mona Lisa.

842
00:44:02,151 --> 00:44:04,572
You get to see the Mona Lisa.

843
00:44:04,572 --> 00:44:08,572
seeing those crying

844
00:44:08,572 --> 00:44:10,891
first grade teenagers really brings out

845
00:44:10,891 --> 00:44:11,872
his Italian heritage

846
00:44:11,872 --> 00:44:14,671
also the Bonalisa is Italian

847
00:44:14,671 --> 00:44:15,671
right it's always

848
00:44:15,671 --> 00:44:18,112
literally you are not allowed to curate

849
00:44:18,112 --> 00:44:20,271
art

850
00:44:20,271 --> 00:44:22,691
unless you are that nationality

851
00:44:22,691 --> 00:44:23,291
so

852
00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:25,512
yeah that's well known

853
00:44:25,512 --> 00:44:26,072
yeah

854
00:44:26,072 --> 00:44:27,372
so

855
00:44:27,372 --> 00:44:32,811
so the kids they calm

856
00:44:32,811 --> 00:44:34,072
down and

857
00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:40,691
the museum curator feels really guilty about all this especially because and you know and then i'm

858
00:44:40,691 --> 00:44:44,651
like i'm so sorry like i you know and then i make it seem like this was just like i feel terrible

859
00:44:44,651 --> 00:44:52,311
this is all my fault um let me come back tomorrow and i will i will buy these kids whatever they

860
00:44:52,311 --> 00:44:58,691
want from the gift shop and then the museum curator is like yeah yeah um so he's like of

861
00:44:58,691 --> 00:45:02,891
course yeah you can come back and uh mrs de mille is happy because she has her eyes on some things

862
00:45:02,891 --> 00:45:03,352
in that museum.

863
00:45:03,352 --> 00:45:04,151
As happy as she can be.

864
00:45:04,411 --> 00:45:06,151
Yeah, well, I know, under the circumstances.

865
00:45:06,911 --> 00:45:08,092
She wears a lot of brown.

866
00:45:08,612 --> 00:45:09,791
She's not a very, I know.

867
00:45:09,811 --> 00:45:10,291
Mrs. DeMillo.

868
00:45:10,492 --> 00:45:11,352
I know, a little frumpy.

869
00:45:11,671 --> 00:45:11,852
Yeah.

870
00:45:12,731 --> 00:45:17,471
Anyway, so the next day, the kids come back.

871
00:45:19,671 --> 00:45:23,492
They are now the museum curators there to welcome at the door, like,

872
00:45:23,492 --> 00:45:25,671
Oh, Mrs. DeMillo, bring your class.

873
00:45:25,831 --> 00:45:26,951
Bring, come on.

874
00:45:27,331 --> 00:45:28,291
Oh, bambinos.

875
00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:37,391
so then they're being ushered through and um

876
00:45:37,391 --> 00:45:47,311
as like he's bringing them through right uh they get they finally get to the mona lisa they're like

877
00:45:47,311 --> 00:45:54,552
oh wow mona lisa and then the museum curator is like telling them facts about you know oh she uh

878
00:45:54,552 --> 00:46:00,331
she's got a slight smile she always looks like she's looking at you um she's a tiny

879
00:46:00,331 --> 00:46:14,052
then the museum gift shop employee so at this point in time i'm in the gift shop

880
00:46:14,052 --> 00:46:18,052
and i've given them my credit card

881
00:46:18,052 --> 00:46:25,151
little do they know it's a bad credit card like i know that there's like no money on it

882
00:46:25,151 --> 00:46:31,251
so they i was like oh yeah don't worry go ahead pre-run this it'll it'll totally work

883
00:46:31,251 --> 00:46:38,032
it doesn't obviously and i say this is an outrage this i know this card is good as it's

884
00:46:38,032 --> 00:46:47,012
it's a platinum card it's titanium card even get the museum curator in here so then the museum

885
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:55,872
curator well then the gift shop employee runs to get the museum curator and so mid tour he's

886
00:46:55,872 --> 00:47:00,431
gotta like come take care of this situation so then the little kids he's like little kids you

887
00:47:00,431 --> 00:47:12,352
wait here and uh so the little kids wait there the museum so i'm dealing with the museum curator

888
00:47:12,352 --> 00:47:18,372
this whole time right so and in the gift shop meanwhile the little kids with their tiny little

889
00:47:18,372 --> 00:47:22,731
nimble fingers they're also not suspected of anything because who suspects six to seven

890
00:47:22,731 --> 00:47:29,711
year olds of anything right nobody does right but these 12 to 13 year olds are wily they break

891
00:47:29,711 --> 00:47:35,971
into the glass they i mean i've already got a pretty good replica set up like giving them so

892
00:47:35,971 --> 00:47:38,572
they pull it out of their backpack they're allowed to have backpacks they're little kids

893
00:47:38,572 --> 00:47:43,892
other people can't get away with such a thing because you know no one suspects a little kid

894
00:47:43,892 --> 00:47:48,451
of trying to steal art because what are they going to do with it right right so then they put the

895
00:47:48,451 --> 00:47:56,171
replica in there um then they put the real one in one of their backpacks meanwhile the museum

896
00:47:56,171 --> 00:48:02,411
curator isn't there to see any of this he's with me so i also have an alibi now because the museum

897
00:48:02,411 --> 00:48:08,451
curator is like i was with her the whole time she didn't do it right but anyway let's jumping ahead

898
00:48:08,451 --> 00:48:15,131
so finally it all gets worked out the museum like i'm just like this is unbelievable i'm gonna have

899
00:48:15,131 --> 00:48:22,012
this place shut down you're treating me terribly and the museum curator is all flustered and it's

900
00:48:22,012 --> 00:48:28,012
taking a really long time and so finally miss de millo can't wait anymore so she comes with her

901
00:48:28,012 --> 00:48:32,931
class to the gift shop while the museum curator is still there so he can't even he hasn't even seen

902
00:48:32,931 --> 00:48:37,631
the mona lisa yet um and and because he's the curator he's the only one with the good eye that

903
00:48:37,631 --> 00:48:43,092
could actually notice it so then so the other people are walking by and they think they're just

904
00:48:43,092 --> 00:48:51,431
seeing oh look the mona lisa oh beautiful um and then so then mr millow's class comes by and i say

905
00:48:51,431 --> 00:48:57,611
kids this is an outrage i'm not gonna buy you anything in this this piece of crap louvre let's

906
00:48:57,611 --> 00:49:02,171
go get some gelato across the street instead and the kids are actually like very happy about that

907
00:49:02,171 --> 00:49:07,372
they'd rather have ice cream then and they're also in on it well no only the 12 to 13 year old

908
00:49:07,372 --> 00:49:12,771
The six to seven year olds are just living their little idiot lives.

909
00:49:13,171 --> 00:49:13,492
Oh, yeah.

910
00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:13,892
Okay.

911
00:49:14,291 --> 00:49:14,872
I'm there.

912
00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:15,311
Yeah.

913
00:49:17,372 --> 00:49:19,671
And yeah.

914
00:49:19,671 --> 00:49:25,092
And so then by that time, we're all successfully on my private blimp on our way out of there.

915
00:49:25,552 --> 00:49:26,811
Well, I'm on my private blimp.

916
00:49:27,451 --> 00:49:30,771
The 12 to 13 year old has given me the backpack.

917
00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:34,951
I trade him an exact backpack like the one he was wearing.

918
00:49:35,072 --> 00:49:35,231
Yeah.

919
00:49:35,231 --> 00:49:37,931
So that it doesn't look suspicious that he suddenly doesn't have a backpack.

920
00:49:38,311 --> 00:49:38,411
Yeah.

921
00:49:39,151 --> 00:49:40,311
People are none the wiser.

922
00:49:41,151 --> 00:49:42,171
And you let them live?

923
00:49:42,951 --> 00:49:43,872
Yeah, I let them live.

924
00:49:44,311 --> 00:49:44,451
Yeah.

925
00:49:45,052 --> 00:49:45,552
That's nice of you.

926
00:49:46,211 --> 00:49:46,671
Thank you.

927
00:49:46,931 --> 00:49:47,111
Yeah.

928
00:49:47,231 --> 00:49:47,892
Let them live.

929
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:48,572
Ha ha!

930
00:49:48,892 --> 00:49:49,951
Yeah, let them live.

931
00:49:50,911 --> 00:49:51,411
Ha ha!

932
00:49:51,532 --> 00:49:52,092
Ha ha!

933
00:49:52,492 --> 00:49:52,951
I love it.

934
00:49:52,971 --> 00:49:53,711
Sugar crush.

935
00:49:53,931 --> 00:49:55,012
Sugar crush.

936
00:49:55,372 --> 00:49:56,052
Great plan.

937
00:49:56,592 --> 00:49:57,052
So, yeah.

938
00:49:58,311 --> 00:49:58,791
Nicely done.

939
00:49:58,831 --> 00:49:59,892
I've actually already done this.

940
00:49:59,951 --> 00:50:02,072
They haven't noticed that it's not the real Mona Lisa there.

941
00:50:02,372 --> 00:50:04,271
I'm surprised you didn't ruin the vision of the curator.

942
00:50:05,231 --> 00:50:12,651
if he's the only one who could see it well if i ruined his vision then he'd be like he'd be like

943
00:50:12,651 --> 00:50:17,411
why would she have done why would she have done that and then if someone then eventually figured

944
00:50:17,411 --> 00:50:23,271
it out he'd be like right when my vision was ruined oh you're right you're the you're the

945
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:29,611
heist expert instead i'm just some asshole who demanded better service yeah and threatened to

946
00:50:29,611 --> 00:50:30,951
get the Louvre closed down. Yeah.

947
00:50:31,831 --> 00:50:33,611
Alright. I think

948
00:50:33,611 --> 00:50:35,731
you're my lady. You're my heist lady.

949
00:50:36,231 --> 00:50:36,872
Thank you.

950
00:50:38,471 --> 00:50:39,512
How would you do it?

951
00:50:39,532 --> 00:50:41,231
Or what kind of a team would you assemble?

952
00:50:43,872 --> 00:50:44,711
The museum

953
00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:45,831
curator.

954
00:50:46,771 --> 00:50:48,111
The museum janitor.

955
00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:51,352
The estate of Da Vinci.

956
00:50:52,951 --> 00:50:53,691
And we would

957
00:50:53,691 --> 00:50:55,372
just wait until the museum was closed

958
00:50:55,372 --> 00:50:56,992
and they would use their keys

959
00:50:56,992 --> 00:50:58,872
to get it out.

960
00:50:59,611 --> 00:51:02,711
That's not really a heist.

961
00:51:02,811 --> 00:51:05,191
That's just like having permission to do something.

962
00:51:05,811 --> 00:51:05,951
Hey.

963
00:51:07,072 --> 00:51:10,451
You're just mad because you didn't think to use the museum staff.

964
00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:14,872
Maybe Francis is only getting away with this because he already heisted the curator's heart.

965
00:51:16,992 --> 00:51:18,552
So he has him under his thumb.

966
00:51:19,191 --> 00:51:20,631
Now who's getting the discount?

967
00:51:20,631 --> 00:51:25,331
And then he says, ah, Francis, I cannot help but heist the Mona Lisa for you.

968
00:51:25,331 --> 00:51:30,492
we need a right distance relationship

969
00:51:30,492 --> 00:51:33,092
I have the code

970
00:51:33,092 --> 00:51:33,691
I can get us

971
00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:34,771
I don't know why I'm Italian too

972
00:51:34,771 --> 00:51:38,791
you take on the qualities of the person you're with

973
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:39,032
yeah

974
00:51:39,032 --> 00:51:40,892
anyway

975
00:51:40,892 --> 00:51:42,751
your plan has more

976
00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:44,131
you know

977
00:51:44,131 --> 00:51:46,092
oomph to it

978
00:51:46,092 --> 00:51:48,631
yeah I was gonna say zhuzh

979
00:51:48,631 --> 00:51:49,311
should've

980
00:51:49,311 --> 00:51:51,311
yeah

981
00:51:51,311 --> 00:51:55,111
but anyway we both walk out with it

982
00:51:55,331 --> 00:51:58,492
yeah i guess end of the day the results the same yeah

983
00:51:58,492 --> 00:52:03,731
except for at least in mine mrs de mille got a nice trip to paris

984
00:52:03,731 --> 00:52:07,251
out of it she did you're right i was not thinking of

985
00:52:07,251 --> 00:52:11,092
a random woman i invented when i came up with this height

986
00:52:11,092 --> 00:52:16,671
heights yeah it's a new way of saying heist

987
00:52:16,671 --> 00:52:19,512
yeah they'll never catch us now

988
00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:25,271
because they don't know the new word yeah i think my heist song would be that one

989
00:52:25,271 --> 00:52:26,431
is it called

990
00:52:26,431 --> 00:52:27,211
fried green tomatoes

991
00:52:27,211 --> 00:52:27,771
or am I crazy

992
00:52:27,771 --> 00:52:29,171
I have no idea

993
00:52:29,171 --> 00:52:29,731
what you're talking about

994
00:52:29,731 --> 00:52:35,691
I don't know what

995
00:52:35,691 --> 00:52:36,852
this is

996
00:52:36,852 --> 00:52:39,492
do you know what I'm

997
00:52:39,492 --> 00:52:40,151
talking about

998
00:52:40,151 --> 00:52:41,111
no

999
00:52:41,111 --> 00:52:41,892
no

1000
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:43,931
wait

1001
00:52:43,931 --> 00:52:44,532
hold on

1002
00:52:44,532 --> 00:52:46,111
let me try one more time

1003
00:52:46,111 --> 00:52:49,931
I'm done

1004
00:52:49,931 --> 00:52:51,931
forget it

1005
00:52:51,931 --> 00:52:53,211
oh

1006
00:52:55,271 --> 00:53:08,052
all right that's my secret word

1007
00:53:08,052 --> 00:53:15,771
all right well i think that wraps up the big question the big question speaking of secret words

1008
00:53:15,771 --> 00:53:23,831
uh yeah did you say yours i did i said i said my secret word and my decoy word

1009
00:53:23,831 --> 00:53:32,751
listeners in case you hadn't heard we're now doing decoy words if we have a fake secret word

1010
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:40,072
that if we can get the other person to guess it as our word as our word we get a point yeah

1011
00:53:40,072 --> 00:53:46,191
all right all right you want me to guess first yes was your word speculation

1012
00:53:46,191 --> 00:53:53,572
no and it wasn't it it was not my decoy word i have oh i don't really want to say this next one

1013
00:53:53,572 --> 00:53:54,731
because I'm worried it's a decoy.

1014
00:53:55,012 --> 00:53:55,992
Ooh, I'm nervous.

1015
00:53:56,271 --> 00:53:57,352
That's the whole point of the decoys.

1016
00:53:57,372 --> 00:53:58,731
Oh boy, I'm nervous.

1017
00:54:00,552 --> 00:54:02,512
Is it titanium?

1018
00:54:04,131 --> 00:54:06,251
No, it's not my decoy word either.

1019
00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:07,911
Okay, then it wasn't platinum either?

1020
00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:08,431
No.

1021
00:54:08,971 --> 00:54:09,852
Well, that's all I got.

1022
00:54:10,711 --> 00:54:11,092
Okay.

1023
00:54:11,231 --> 00:54:11,811
What was your word?

1024
00:54:13,131 --> 00:54:15,131
My word was brittle.

1025
00:54:16,811 --> 00:54:17,251
Wow.

1026
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:17,971
Yeah.

1027
00:54:18,411 --> 00:54:20,311
I said my feelings are brittle.

1028
00:54:21,171 --> 00:54:21,611
Damn.

1029
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:22,951
Be careful with them.

1030
00:54:22,951 --> 00:54:27,451
I will. Oh, I was so anxious to like protect your feelings. I didn't even notice.

1031
00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:34,151
I appreciate that. I was counting on that. My decoy word. Yeah. I tried to say it awkwardly,

1032
00:54:34,251 --> 00:54:41,131
but you didn't catch on. No. It was newcomers. I tried to kind of like force it in in a weird way.

1033
00:54:41,471 --> 00:54:47,751
I was like, because so we get this technology out first. So any newcomers to the scene.

1034
00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:53,291
that was your decoy that was my decoy i'm glad i didn't pick up on it

1035
00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:57,352
god i thought you were going to because it was real awkward there was not a real there was no

1036
00:54:57,352 --> 00:55:03,352
real good reason for me to francis said his decoy word literally right after that she hasn't guessed

1037
00:55:03,352 --> 00:55:09,131
how dare you joe that's okay i don't remember what you said after this son of a bitch

1038
00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:14,231
okay all right forget everything you just heard i forgive you

1039
00:55:14,231 --> 00:55:17,751
um

1040
00:55:17,751 --> 00:55:21,512
was your word

1041
00:55:21,512 --> 00:55:24,791
saucy

1042
00:55:24,791 --> 00:55:28,951
it was not saucy

1043
00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:29,651
oh

1044
00:55:29,651 --> 00:55:32,671
that was the only thing I wrote down

1045
00:55:32,671 --> 00:55:33,052
really?

1046
00:55:34,052 --> 00:55:34,291
yeah

1047
00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:37,012
yeah

1048
00:55:37,012 --> 00:55:38,372
okay

1049
00:55:38,372 --> 00:55:39,512
that was all I got

1050
00:55:39,512 --> 00:55:40,451
I'll just tell you

1051
00:55:40,451 --> 00:55:40,751
okay

1052
00:55:40,751 --> 00:55:42,611
my real word was slaying

1053
00:55:42,611 --> 00:55:43,951
slaying?

1054
00:55:44,231 --> 00:55:44,552
Yeah.

1055
00:55:45,572 --> 00:55:46,512
When did you say that?

1056
00:55:47,791 --> 00:55:48,271
Yeah.

1057
00:55:49,951 --> 00:55:51,532
I don't remember exactly what I said.

1058
00:55:52,072 --> 00:55:54,512
Don't think about like slaying of...

1059
00:55:55,691 --> 00:55:56,711
You'll hear it when you listen.

1060
00:55:56,931 --> 00:55:57,171
Okay.

1061
00:55:57,492 --> 00:55:59,352
And my decoy word was giveaway.

1062
00:56:00,852 --> 00:56:01,331
Oh.

1063
00:56:01,731 --> 00:56:02,951
Which I did get you to say.

1064
00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:04,532
Multiple times.

1065
00:56:05,311 --> 00:56:08,231
But I don't think there's anything for saying the decoy word.

1066
00:56:08,552 --> 00:56:10,392
It's only guessing the decoy word.

1067
00:56:10,711 --> 00:56:11,611
Still feels like a win.

1068
00:56:11,611 --> 00:56:14,831
I thought for sure you were going to say it

1069
00:56:14,831 --> 00:56:16,691
oh dang

1070
00:56:16,691 --> 00:56:18,392
another week plus they get a giveaway

1071
00:56:18,392 --> 00:56:20,532
yeah yeah nice

1072
00:56:20,532 --> 00:56:23,171
yeah you said

1073
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:24,911
we got to get it in before any newcomers

1074
00:56:24,911 --> 00:56:26,911
and then you immediately said

1075
00:56:26,911 --> 00:56:28,111
plus there's a giveaway

1076
00:56:28,111 --> 00:56:31,211
it was very entertaining to me

1077
00:56:31,211 --> 00:56:34,032
another week of zilch

1078
00:56:34,032 --> 00:56:36,931
well we each get a point for saying our

1079
00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:38,012
that's something

1080
00:56:38,012 --> 00:56:38,831
secret words

1081
00:56:38,831 --> 00:56:41,072
net zero

1082
00:56:41,072 --> 00:56:42,852
Yeah, but it's okay.

1083
00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:49,271
Go to veryfinefriends.com to check out the current point standings.

1084
00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:51,872
Spoiler alert, Francis is winning.

1085
00:56:52,052 --> 00:56:53,291
And you can place your bets for next week.

1086
00:56:54,032 --> 00:56:54,552
Yeah, sure.

1087
00:56:56,171 --> 00:56:58,311
I don't know where you would lodge that information, but.

1088
00:56:59,271 --> 00:57:00,532
There's a line in Vegas.

1089
00:57:00,671 --> 00:57:01,111
Oh, yeah.

1090
00:57:01,992 --> 00:57:03,271
Or Calci or.

1091
00:57:04,111 --> 00:57:04,611
Rhode Island.

1092
00:57:04,852 --> 00:57:05,331
Polymarket.

1093
00:57:05,592 --> 00:57:06,032
Polymarket.

1094
00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:06,992
Yeah.

1095
00:57:07,512 --> 00:57:08,032
DraftKings.

1096
00:57:08,231 --> 00:57:08,751
DraftKings.

1097
00:57:09,572 --> 00:57:10,651
So many places.

1098
00:57:10,651 --> 00:57:11,532
MGM.

1099
00:57:12,131 --> 00:57:12,911
Oh, yeah.

1100
00:57:15,392 --> 00:57:18,911
That was a cougar noise

1101
00:57:18,911 --> 00:57:20,751
to represent the lion

1102
00:57:20,751 --> 00:57:21,811
from MGM.

1103
00:57:23,171 --> 00:57:24,372
Alright, well, that's

1104
00:57:24,372 --> 00:57:27,052
another episode. Thanks for listening.

1105
00:57:27,372 --> 00:57:27,691
Bye.

1106
00:57:40,651 --> 00:57:41,151
you