1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:22,320 so my dog had a bone and she always ends up swatting it under the couch and it's super annoying 2 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:27,360 because it you have to get on the floor and like get it for her yeah and i don't know i had a 3 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:34,040 stroke of genius like i just knew this was gonna work i heard her flick it under the couch and so 4 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:39,600 i'm like okay i'll get it i looked under it was too far too far but i'm like the back scratcher 5 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:47,620 can reach this so i was like dad he's in the other room he's like what i said call summer in there 6 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:56,380 and hand her the back scratcher she'll bring it to me and i'll get the bone and he was like what 7 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,240 And I'm like, you don't understand. 8 00:00:58,620 --> 00:00:59,920 I see this so clearly. 9 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:01,660 Hand it to her. 10 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,340 She'll take it. 11 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:03,700 And she'll know to come back. 12 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:04,880 And give it to me. 13 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:06,520 I'll call her. 14 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:07,120 Like, you call her. 15 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:07,460 You give it. 16 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:07,900 I call her. 17 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,340 She comes. 18 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:11,180 And she wouldn't do it. 19 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:12,740 Oh, Summer. 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,640 What are you doing? 21 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,400 It was such a good plan. 22 00:01:15,740 --> 00:01:16,140 Oh. 23 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,200 You know, it would have been helpful, too. 24 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:20,720 You're fixing her problem. 25 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:21,740 Right. 26 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,580 You know what I'm doing. 27 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:22,880 Yeah. 28 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,620 You want this bone back or not, Summer? 29 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:29,240 So I had to get my own broom and you know what that reminds me of? 30 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:29,900 What? 31 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,820 Some other story about a bone. 32 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:33,220 Ooh. 33 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:40,220 Welcome to Friends Like Us, the podcast where friends talk about stuff. 34 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:46,660 I'm Jenna and next to me with a riveting cliffhanger is Francis. 35 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:47,620 How are you, Francis? 36 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:49,980 Oh, I'm doing great, Jenna, and happy to be here with you. 37 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,140 Thank you. 38 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,100 Thank you so much. 39 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:59,940 quick interruption every week on the podcast our producer joe gives francis and i each our own 40 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:07,260 secret word throughout the course of the podcast we need to find a way to slip the secret word 41 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:13,180 into our conversation without the other person noticing if the other person can guess the secret 42 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:22,860 word, they get a point. And right before we die, we add up all the points. And then we get a prize, 43 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:28,700 whoever has the most points for guessing the most secret words. Here's Joe with today's secret words. 44 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:39,260 Jenna's secret word is eerie. Francis's secret word is fingerprints. All right, back to the pod. 45 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:45,420 uh now i need to know what other story of a bone does it remind you of okay you're gonna love this 46 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:52,560 so my i would give my dog these big fat beefy marrow bones yeah it sounds like i'm trying to 47 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:58,160 sell them i'm not um anyway she was like ignoring it but she like wanted attention and i was trying 48 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:08,320 to get her like back on the bone and um so i went to like lightly kick it and i accidentally like 49 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:14,540 launched it and my dad was sitting in a recliner and it hit his ankle bone like hard bone on bone 50 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:21,120 and it hit him immediately and he and i knew like i threw my hands up like oh god like i just 51 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:26,860 i just heard him and he couldn't even talk he was just like it was like crack and he was like 52 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:35,640 like and i was like i know i know and he was like and i i just kept saying i know i know 53 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,420 I'm sorry Dennis for laughing at your pain 54 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,660 oh 55 00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:42,200 yeah it was a very and I was like I kept saying things like 56 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,160 it's okay it's not broken I didn't know 57 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,480 wait what noise did he make it 58 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,820 he couldn't 59 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:50,000 could not talk 60 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,020 and I just know it hurts so bad 61 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:59,980 um 62 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:02,460 okay 63 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:06,820 this is an advertisement for lazy boy recliners 64 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:12,500 friends like us brought to you by big meaty bones 65 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:17,100 things that make you go 66 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:32,080 is it a sign that um i'm like too online that uh when you when you said you went to lightly kick it 67 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,500 and my first thought was like that was a website. 68 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:35,020 Dot com. 69 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:35,440 Yeah. 70 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:37,760 Oh, what is Lightly Kick It? 71 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,060 Oh. 72 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:39,660 Sounds interesting. 73 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,800 We should check on that domain. 74 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,160 Oh, yeah. 75 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,940 It could be for things you want to like roast 76 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:47,720 or talk badly about, but like not that bad. 77 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,560 Yeah, you're just going to lightly kick it. 78 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:49,820 Yeah. 79 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,260 Yeah. 80 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:50,900 Yeah. 81 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,020 Or it's like soccer tutorials. 82 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:57,420 What if it's just both 83 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:58,920 and you never know what you're going to get? 84 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,100 there's a new video every day. 85 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,260 Yeah, we're definitely getting that domain. 86 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,000 Okay, cool. 87 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:08,480 Friends Like Us, brought to you by lightlykickit.com. 88 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,820 Forward slash bone. 89 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,580 Use promo code bigmeatybone. 90 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaking of promo codes, 91 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,980 not really speaking of promo codes. 92 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:25,500 It's a good segue. 93 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:26,400 Thank you. 94 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,080 I invented it just now 95 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,480 and that's a good segue 96 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,820 to our invention 97 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,020 of the week 98 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:38,060 inventions 99 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:44,280 oh great 100 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,420 you're going to love this 101 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:47,200 alright 102 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,720 is your word segue by the way 103 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,340 no my word is not segue 104 00:05:53,340 --> 00:05:54,040 oh okay 105 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,360 the folks listening at home 106 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,260 we have our secret words given to us by our producer, Joe, 107 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,940 and we have to see if we can guess when the other person says the secret word. 108 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:04,380 Mine is not Segway. 109 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:04,760 Okay. 110 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:05,640 I should be punished. 111 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:06,200 Vocally. 112 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,240 Okay. 113 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:10,200 Do better. 114 00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:11,880 All right. 115 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,620 Well, I just don't go to my invention, I guess. 116 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:14,080 No. 117 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:14,580 All right. 118 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,080 So you're going to love this. 119 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,740 I'll just say right now it's inspired by Marty McFly. 120 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:20,680 Okay. 121 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,260 Of Back to the Future fame? 122 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:22,680 Yes. 123 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:23,000 Okay. 124 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:35,980 um and it's a it's a bicycle concept okay okay so you know those bicycles that serious bikers have 125 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:45,460 where they're like sitting down and bicycling wait is that all bikes oh yeah yeah yeah wait 126 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:50,660 what bikes are the standing bikes no um where their butts close to the ground really close to 127 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:55,480 the ground oh like the low like recumbent type bikes where your like legs are long in front of 128 00:06:55,480 --> 00:07:02,300 you yes i think so yes as opposed to like the kind that they were like lance armstrong exactly 129 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:06,700 yes and you say those are the serious bikers not the lance armstrong bike 130 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:12,000 listen i don't need to be attacked by the bicycling community i know they're all serious 131 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:20,260 we can lightly kick them yes um i saw a picture and i'm confirming okay so uh so keep that in 132 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:21,200 So you're sitting down. 133 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:22,340 It's a bicycle. 134 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,700 Maybe not laying so much, but like, you know, you're leaning back. 135 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:26,060 Okay. 136 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,240 Just trying to paint a picture. 137 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,000 And it's a very comfortable seat. 138 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:33,420 And you're in a steel ball. 139 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,240 You get in. 140 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:34,680 Okay. 141 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,800 You get in and on the bicycle. 142 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:37,260 Okay. 143 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:45,940 If you want to hitch a ride with someone, you flip a switch so that you're not pedaling anymore. 144 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,940 And you put it on a car's hitch. 145 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:50,820 and now it's like a little trailer they can pull, 146 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,320 but you're safe in the ball. 147 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,020 Because of the metal cage. 148 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:54,420 Yes. 149 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:55,800 Okay. 150 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,320 And if someone does hit you, you roll. 151 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:02,780 I feel like that's safe. 152 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,780 Why don't they make old cars like this, then? 153 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:07,920 Like a complete circle? 154 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:11,520 Yeah, like a hamster wheel or like a hamster ball. 155 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,400 That's why hamsters ruined it. 156 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:16,480 Hamsters ruin everything. 157 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,200 I agree. 158 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:27,260 Okay, so when you hitch, how does it stay so that the ball's not just flinging back and forth behind the car? 159 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,840 Well, that takes physics that I don't know and can't explain. 160 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:32,280 Okay. 161 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:47,713 But it just like a trailer goes onto a hitch you know Yeah And the trailer fine You be fine in the ball Yeah but trailers have wheels so they kind of like in a straight like the wheels give them like a kind of track to go on 162 00:08:47,853 --> 00:08:48,793 Yeah, this has a wheel too. 163 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,653 It has two wheels. 164 00:08:51,953 --> 00:08:54,193 And they're right underneath your butt. 165 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:55,773 Okay. 166 00:08:55,773 --> 00:08:56,793 On the outside of the ball. 167 00:08:57,973 --> 00:08:58,453 Okay. 168 00:08:58,453 --> 00:09:02,913 So I want you to picture a big ball. 169 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:04,893 I got it. 170 00:09:05,093 --> 00:09:05,353 I'm picturing it. 171 00:09:05,353 --> 00:09:07,893 Right on the bottom, two big wheels. 172 00:09:08,253 --> 00:09:08,593 Okay. 173 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:10,653 That's it. 174 00:09:13,493 --> 00:09:13,933 Okay. 175 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:16,733 So what it is for, it's great for exercise. 176 00:09:17,293 --> 00:09:19,013 You need to get across town, but you don't want to bike. 177 00:09:19,093 --> 00:09:19,293 Boom. 178 00:09:19,673 --> 00:09:20,653 You're on someone's truck. 179 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,613 Is the big wheel detachable? 180 00:09:23,673 --> 00:09:25,473 Does it become, can you take that off? 181 00:09:26,713 --> 00:09:28,593 In which case, is the wheel the invention? 182 00:09:28,593 --> 00:09:33,693 Like, could you, like, wheel to put over or around your recumbent bike? 183 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:37,153 Are you picturing, like, a tire around the entire thing? 184 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:37,913 No. 185 00:09:38,353 --> 00:09:39,393 I'm picturing... 186 00:09:39,393 --> 00:09:39,993 Because that's interesting. 187 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,653 I'm picturing, like, a hamster ball. 188 00:09:42,993 --> 00:09:44,593 Your giant tire is interesting. 189 00:09:45,773 --> 00:09:46,293 Yeah. 190 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,193 No, no, I'm picturing, like, a hamster ball. 191 00:09:48,273 --> 00:09:48,513 Okay. 192 00:09:49,873 --> 00:09:50,673 Is that correct? 193 00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:52,033 And it's, yeah. 194 00:09:52,713 --> 00:09:54,613 And it's metal, a metal hamster ball. 195 00:09:55,473 --> 00:09:57,113 The bike is inside of it. 196 00:09:58,593 --> 00:10:00,913 And then there's a hitch on the front. 197 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:01,293 Yeah. 198 00:10:02,073 --> 00:10:02,473 Okay. 199 00:10:02,773 --> 00:10:04,293 So it's great for exercise. 200 00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:04,953 It's great for travel. 201 00:10:05,113 --> 00:10:05,373 Wait, wait. 202 00:10:05,453 --> 00:10:05,713 Okay. 203 00:10:06,093 --> 00:10:06,793 But like, yes. 204 00:10:07,053 --> 00:10:07,393 All right. 205 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:08,113 So you get hit. 206 00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:08,833 Let's say you get hit. 207 00:10:08,893 --> 00:10:13,373 And then you are spinning around, but it's a ball. 208 00:10:13,373 --> 00:10:14,673 So it like rolls around. 209 00:10:15,473 --> 00:10:19,173 Is the bicycle fixed to a certain point in the wheel? 210 00:10:19,693 --> 00:10:21,093 I think it would have to be, right? 211 00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:21,633 Yes. 212 00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:24,433 But once it detects a hit, it will detach. 213 00:10:24,513 --> 00:10:25,593 So you can roll freely. 214 00:10:25,953 --> 00:10:26,113 Okay. 215 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,113 And you have the seatbelts. 216 00:10:27,113 --> 00:10:28,253 But then wouldn't you just be like, 217 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,573 flying loose in the answer? 218 00:10:30,573 --> 00:10:30,973 Oh, for sure. 219 00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:31,533 Okay. 220 00:10:31,953 --> 00:10:32,873 Until you stop rolling. 221 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,593 You'll be dizzy, but you'll be safe. 222 00:10:34,933 --> 00:10:35,173 Okay. 223 00:10:37,313 --> 00:10:37,813 All right. 224 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:38,993 What is this invention called? 225 00:10:40,553 --> 00:10:41,993 I'm thinking... 226 00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:46,333 Dizzy, but safe? 227 00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:49,413 I think it needs to be like puncher than that. 228 00:10:49,973 --> 00:10:51,073 Like a one-two. 229 00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:53,773 You know, like ball bike. 230 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:56,153 Ball bike? 231 00:10:56,353 --> 00:10:56,553 Yeah. 232 00:10:56,973 --> 00:10:57,233 Okay. 233 00:10:58,193 --> 00:10:58,653 Pedal metal. 234 00:10:59,673 --> 00:11:01,053 Ooh, that's pretty good. 235 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:01,773 Pedal metal. 236 00:11:02,573 --> 00:11:02,773 What? 237 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:03,613 Not hitch a ride. 238 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:04,453 That's good. 239 00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:06,953 Hitch a ride is pretty good. 240 00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:09,293 Take me. 241 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:10,853 Oh. 242 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:11,953 And leave me. 243 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,053 Hitch a ride works on multiple levels because it's hitch a ride, 244 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:21,013 but also, like, if they hitch a ride, you're going to be okay. 245 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:23,293 Hitch your ride? 246 00:11:23,513 --> 00:11:23,693 Yeah. 247 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,873 Oh, yeah, yeah. 248 00:11:24,873 --> 00:11:29,053 Because someone statistically will be absolutely hit by one of these things. 249 00:11:29,613 --> 00:11:31,893 Probably most of the people using it will be hit. 250 00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:33,333 Like a bone into an ankle. 251 00:11:38,473 --> 00:11:40,513 I want to see it in action. 252 00:11:40,693 --> 00:11:42,353 I like the idea of... 253 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:45,593 But then, okay, how cumbersome is it so that when you are being a bike 254 00:11:45,593 --> 00:11:48,093 and not being hitched to something, 255 00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:51,093 that... 256 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:55,173 Are we going to just see giant balls on sidewalks? 257 00:11:58,253 --> 00:11:59,253 One can hope. 258 00:12:00,773 --> 00:12:02,553 I mean, you're going to see these giant balls everywhere. 259 00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:07,833 Yeah, I just think the world might need to adapt. 260 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,353 Maybe we need a bike lane and a ball lane. 261 00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:13,373 Bike lane, ball lane, car lane. 262 00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:14,593 No pedestrians. 263 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:16,293 No, screw pedestrians. 264 00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:17,193 Yeah, you can get in a ball. 265 00:12:17,973 --> 00:12:18,413 Yeah. 266 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:23,233 yeah we could they could be rented like a like one of those uh bird bikes or whatever 267 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:30,933 you just go to like a picturing a parking lot with just filled with these balls and then 268 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:35,793 they're like abandoned in front of like on the side of the road yeah and you could just get in 269 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:45,313 strap in and go that's our slog i think as soon as someone's and it could be painted cool cut like 270 00:12:45,313 --> 00:12:49,653 they could be wrapped they could be you know they could look like pool balls 271 00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:57,093 billiards okay here's here's a question is it like a cage where people can see in are you 272 00:12:57,093 --> 00:13:02,033 protect like is it like a you can see out but people can't see in kind of a deal i'd prefer 273 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:08,673 that i don't i don't want to be watched in my ball yeah yeah i'd like ball privacy i 100 agree 274 00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:15,293 yeah yeah but i like the idea of seeing out yeah oh yeah you gotta see out yeah maybe one of those 275 00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:17,453 food doors 276 00:13:17,453 --> 00:13:19,993 so you can get a delivery 277 00:13:19,993 --> 00:13:21,193 if you need to 278 00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:22,753 some people live in their balls 279 00:13:22,753 --> 00:13:25,713 I guess it's not our place to say 280 00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:26,593 you can live in your ball 281 00:13:26,593 --> 00:13:27,513 and they could be float 282 00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:29,293 buoyant 283 00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:33,173 alright so then you could hitch it to a boat 284 00:13:33,173 --> 00:13:34,453 yeah and you could 285 00:13:34,453 --> 00:13:35,953 pedal in the sea 286 00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:38,873 sounds pretty nice 287 00:13:38,873 --> 00:13:39,593 Miami to 288 00:13:39,593 --> 00:13:41,333 Spain 289 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,833 oh 290 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:46,153 just a few short hours 291 00:13:46,153 --> 00:13:47,313 in the Balthalona 292 00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:51,893 okay 293 00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:54,793 aside from the 294 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,193 cumbersome size 295 00:13:57,193 --> 00:14:00,193 I 296 00:14:00,193 --> 00:14:03,293 I would say 297 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:04,133 is there a word cumbersome? 298 00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:04,993 no 299 00:14:04,993 --> 00:14:08,553 no you're really itching to guess my word 300 00:14:08,553 --> 00:14:09,473 I am 301 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,553 no my word is not cumbersome 302 00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:12,353 that's a word I say 303 00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,493 regularly. 304 00:14:14,893 --> 00:14:15,193 Okay. 305 00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:19,013 Well, when the occasion calls for it. 306 00:14:20,513 --> 00:14:24,373 I would say I'm a maybe and I would buy one. 307 00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:25,473 Okay, I like that. 308 00:14:25,913 --> 00:14:28,613 Maybe is a pit stop on the road to yes. 309 00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:31,693 All right. 310 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,553 And once you get to that pit stop, 311 00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:36,353 you can hitch your ball to something 312 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,813 and it'll drag you all the way to yes. 313 00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:38,533 Wherever you want to go. 314 00:14:39,093 --> 00:14:41,653 Now we need to play Power of Love by Huey Lewis. 315 00:14:42,353 --> 00:14:45,693 Huey, we know you're listening. 316 00:14:45,973 --> 00:14:47,553 Just let us play it for free. 317 00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:48,573 We'll do a parody. 318 00:14:49,553 --> 00:14:50,533 Oh, okay. 319 00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:51,533 Never mind, Huey. 320 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,433 Go back to bed. 321 00:14:53,753 --> 00:14:54,353 All right. 322 00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:57,353 That concludes the invention of the week. 323 00:15:01,993 --> 00:15:02,813 All right. 324 00:15:03,013 --> 00:15:03,393 Cool. 325 00:15:03,393 --> 00:15:05,393 I think our... 326 00:15:05,393 --> 00:15:07,393 Is our next segment... 327 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,953 Knockin' Boofs? 328 00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:20,393 damn girl those booths were made for knocking 329 00:15:20,393 --> 00:15:31,133 i think we're knocking booths this is a new segment on the pod uh knocking booths 330 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:37,313 this is where our producer joe gives us two celebrities who i think should be 331 00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:39,953 were two famous people of some kind. 332 00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:41,333 I guess that's celebrity. 333 00:15:41,513 --> 00:15:42,753 Did I just define celebrity? 334 00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:43,633 I might have. 335 00:15:43,753 --> 00:15:44,053 You did a great job. 336 00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:44,733 Thank you. 337 00:15:46,193 --> 00:15:53,313 And we have to say which one of them, under duress, we would... 338 00:15:53,313 --> 00:15:54,313 Is your word duress? 339 00:15:54,593 --> 00:15:55,973 No, it's not. 340 00:15:57,273 --> 00:15:59,293 That we would sleep with. 341 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:02,173 We'd have to give our reasons why. 342 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,413 And we can't pick them both, right? 343 00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:06,053 That's up to you. 344 00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:06,713 Oh, okay. 345 00:16:06,713 --> 00:16:07,773 All right. 346 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:12,053 Noam Chomsky or Bill Clinton? 347 00:16:13,913 --> 00:16:15,653 Knock those booths. 348 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,313 I don't know who Noam Chomsky is. 349 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,853 And that's not a fault of that person. 350 00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:26,893 So you'd be getting some strange. 351 00:16:27,373 --> 00:16:29,133 That might make him the more preferable option. 352 00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,213 Yeah, there's no baggage. 353 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,853 Has he been in something I know? 354 00:16:33,773 --> 00:16:37,253 He's a writer, general philosopher. 355 00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,573 I think he's like in his 90s at this point. 356 00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:41,533 Yeah. 357 00:16:41,773 --> 00:16:41,953 Oh. 358 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,133 Do we pick when this happens? 359 00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:46,693 Oh, like when in the person's life? 360 00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:47,013 Yeah. 361 00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:47,273 Tonight. 362 00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:51,853 Right after we finish recording. 363 00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:52,993 During recording. 364 00:16:54,553 --> 00:16:56,013 But that is a good question. 365 00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:58,013 Is this just like... 366 00:16:58,013 --> 00:17:00,493 No, I think you have to take them as they are right now. 367 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,173 Okay. 368 00:17:01,173 --> 00:17:04,173 That's why I tried to pick two people of similar age. 369 00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:05,853 Bill Clinton's 90? 370 00:17:06,573 --> 00:17:07,093 No. 371 00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:10,593 I think he's 70-something. 372 00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:21,786 I going to go 77 is my guess Now he 78 Whoa I thought he was like 80s I win I win that contest 373 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:22,906 Just because you were closer? 374 00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:23,386 Yeah. 375 00:17:23,526 --> 00:17:24,246 I didn't agree to that. 376 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,786 Drive-by by Francis. 377 00:17:30,846 --> 00:17:31,286 Okay. 378 00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:31,766 All right. 379 00:17:31,806 --> 00:17:33,026 Well, we need our new celebrities. 380 00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:37,606 We've already had time to think about Bill Clinton, so. 381 00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:38,466 Okay. 382 00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:48,126 while joe thinks of his celebrities go to friends like us pod.com check out all that we have to 383 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:55,126 offer including the invention of the week uh where you will be able to invest we can try and make that 384 00:17:55,126 --> 00:18:02,806 happen if you want to see hit your ride or what was it the other big ball big ball i kind of like 385 00:18:02,806 --> 00:18:13,606 that have a ball it'll get you to parties yeah uh there could even be an option okay we're gonna 386 00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:18,526 reopen we're reopening the invention i'm just thinking you could hit a switch and you could be 387 00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:25,206 spinning in the ball like like they like they do in the nasa exactly yeah 388 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,506 Yeah, and then you can turn it off when you're done. 389 00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:37,606 If you're hitched to a car with a sober driver, but you're drunk in the bicycle, do you get a DUI? 390 00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:38,886 No, you're a passenger. 391 00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:42,166 Okay, you're a passenger even though it's your vehicle. 392 00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:45,026 When you're hitched, you can't go anywhere. 393 00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:47,426 You have to get out of the vehicle to unhitch. 394 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,306 It's a good metaphor for marriage, too. 395 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,346 Well, I don't know. 396 00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:52,666 When you're hitched, you're stuck. 397 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:53,406 Forever. 398 00:18:53,646 --> 00:18:54,706 Someone else is driving. 399 00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:56,206 Okay. 400 00:18:57,646 --> 00:18:57,826 Yeah. 401 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,726 Did we just turn that maybe into a yes? 402 00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:08,446 By the spinning NASA addition to this? 403 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,126 Absolutely. 404 00:19:09,506 --> 00:19:11,466 The thing that'll probably make everyone throw up? 405 00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:13,186 Who doesn't love that? 406 00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:16,826 Yes, you did. 407 00:19:18,046 --> 00:19:20,766 All right, we're going to close back the Invention of the Week. 408 00:19:22,846 --> 00:19:23,366 Okay. 409 00:19:23,786 --> 00:19:24,246 You guys ready? 410 00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:25,046 We're ready. 411 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:29,206 all right on this segment of knocking booths 412 00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:38,386 will smith or carl weathers oh i feel like this one's an easy one for me 413 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:43,006 yeah for anyone uh listening at home jenna why don't you why don't you go ahead and tell them 414 00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:48,006 who carl withers is for those who don't know the late great carl weathers dead he's dead 415 00:19:48,006 --> 00:19:54,386 oh no that's all right uh i i would still say we have to do it now uh carl weathers uh most 416 00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:56,206 famous, I think, for being 417 00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,726 in the movie Predator. 418 00:19:59,346 --> 00:19:59,366 And 419 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,326 he's in... 420 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,086 Oh, and also in the Rocky movies, yeah. 421 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,866 As who? Apollo Creed. 422 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,166 And also 423 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,106 in Arrested Development as himself. 424 00:20:10,846 --> 00:20:12,266 Hold on, I'll Google it. Go ahead and make 425 00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:14,246 your decision while I'm looking. Okay, well for me, this is 426 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,006 an easy one. It's Carl Weathers. 427 00:20:17,726 --> 00:20:18,446 Just based 428 00:20:18,446 --> 00:20:20,366 on his turn in Arrested Development 429 00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:22,206 alone, he seems delightful. 430 00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:26,786 and he seems like he's got a good sense of humor about himself. 431 00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:31,086 I feel like if you were to ever have sex with Will Smith, 432 00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:32,886 it would be... 433 00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:33,486 He'd hit you. 434 00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:34,886 He'd hit me? 435 00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:36,246 No, I wish. 436 00:20:36,326 --> 00:20:37,386 I think it would be... 437 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:37,866 I'm just kidding. 438 00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:38,346 Don't hurt me. 439 00:20:40,466 --> 00:20:41,626 We've got to go off grid now. 440 00:20:42,046 --> 00:20:43,126 Oh, Francis, what are you doing? 441 00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:43,766 Stop. 442 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:44,606 Cut the feed. 443 00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:46,986 I also pick Carl Weathers. 444 00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:49,226 That kind of muscle does not go away. 445 00:20:49,226 --> 00:20:55,706 but Will Smith just seems like one of the neediest human beings on the planet 446 00:20:55,706 --> 00:21:03,726 oh you went there what well I know you're listening I mean that in a loving way Jada's 447 00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:09,926 gonna love this uh she will actually I think she likes anything that puts Will down um Jada I'm 448 00:21:09,926 --> 00:21:18,926 sorry I just you know me I gotta be honest um I think he's a Pisces oh Carl doesn't mean anything 449 00:21:18,926 --> 00:21:28,386 to me um yeah okay yeah we both pick carl weathers and he looks like a great husband was he married 450 00:21:28,386 --> 00:21:37,726 yes no for how long i put my phone down oh okay i guess we'll never know yeah thank you for um 451 00:21:37,726 --> 00:21:44,786 for that duo of celebrities i never would have looked into him no chomsky and carl weathers 452 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:56,626 yeah makes me want to box oh yeah okay it makes me want to get hunted by a heat-seeking predator 453 00:21:56,626 --> 00:22:03,986 all right well after the podcast we'll go out all right all right well that has been 454 00:22:04,746 --> 00:22:06,146 knock and booze 455 00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:11,966 oh yeah knock my boobs 456 00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:22,306 all right i think it's time to come to our final segment the big segment the big question 457 00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:26,426 the question is very big 458 00:22:26,426 --> 00:22:35,086 francis yeah do you have a question i do i wrote it down okay 459 00:22:35,086 --> 00:22:44,246 keep in mind i don't advocate for violence but keep in mind i do you're gonna love this okay 460 00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:52,986 if you had to choke out a mammal larger than a great dane in front of its family what would you 461 00:22:52,986 --> 00:23:04,686 pick oh um in front of the whole family in front of the whole family 462 00:23:05,146 --> 00:23:05,746 Their family. 463 00:23:06,246 --> 00:23:07,166 Not my family. 464 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:08,886 You can invite them if you want. 465 00:23:09,066 --> 00:23:09,286 Okay, all right. 466 00:23:15,386 --> 00:23:17,806 Well, my first thought was giraffe, 467 00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:21,286 because I think it'd be fun to choke that neck. 468 00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:23,206 It's just so long. 469 00:23:23,346 --> 00:23:25,166 Yeah, and you can start at the top and just... 470 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,286 Just choke my way down? 471 00:23:26,946 --> 00:23:29,106 Just hug as hard as you can as you fall. 472 00:23:29,246 --> 00:23:31,366 Yeah, yeah, because it would be like a full body, 473 00:23:31,486 --> 00:23:32,766 like I could just cling to it. 474 00:23:33,006 --> 00:23:33,966 It'd be like a pendant. 475 00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:42,966 oh i'd be a choker necklace you would oh i and and also i think it would try and buck me off with 476 00:23:42,966 --> 00:23:46,486 its neck i think its neck is pretty powerful but that would make it like a fun pretty powerful 477 00:23:46,486 --> 00:23:53,266 that's their whole thing that's how they fight yeah i know that's why i think as long as just 478 00:23:53,266 --> 00:24:01,126 to be clear are do i get to start mid-choke like the animal's not gonna fight me yeah because for 479 00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:07,686 all it knows you're a friend okay so the giraffe and i we just get back from a really nice lunch 480 00:24:07,686 --> 00:24:14,326 yes uh i ask if i can use its bathroom it says sure they you don't even have to ask yeah yeah 481 00:24:14,326 --> 00:24:21,026 we're friends i know it's in the kitchen it's cleaning uh there were some dishes left in the 482 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:25,126 sink from the night before because the giraffe is not it's a real giraffe it's a real giraffe 483 00:24:25,126 --> 00:24:26,286 and it's 484 00:24:26,286 --> 00:24:28,606 she's not finicky 485 00:24:28,606 --> 00:24:29,526 about things 486 00:24:29,526 --> 00:24:30,686 which is what actually 487 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:31,366 made us friends 488 00:24:31,366 --> 00:24:31,926 to begin with 489 00:24:31,926 --> 00:24:33,046 that's what attracted me 490 00:24:33,046 --> 00:24:34,586 to this giraffe 491 00:24:34,586 --> 00:24:35,966 was that she was just like 492 00:24:35,966 --> 00:24:36,726 really chill 493 00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:37,446 and 494 00:24:37,446 --> 00:24:38,506 wasn't like 495 00:24:38,506 --> 00:24:39,746 too serious about stuff 496 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:40,166 right 497 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,006 it's a lived in home 498 00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:41,966 yeah exactly 499 00:24:41,966 --> 00:24:43,326 so she's just like 500 00:24:43,326 --> 00:24:44,066 whatever it's 501 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,146 like I have a few minutes 502 00:24:45,146 --> 00:24:45,966 I'll take care of it now 503 00:24:45,966 --> 00:24:47,366 she's at the sink 504 00:24:47,366 --> 00:24:49,326 she's cleaning up 505 00:24:49,326 --> 00:24:49,926 the few dishes 506 00:24:49,926 --> 00:24:50,786 that are in the sink 507 00:24:50,786 --> 00:24:51,926 she's just starting to realize 508 00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:53,026 that her next surgery 509 00:24:53,026 --> 00:24:53,686 went well 510 00:24:53,686 --> 00:24:55,406 from the month before. 511 00:24:55,606 --> 00:24:56,726 She's feeling strong. 512 00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:56,966 Yeah. 513 00:24:57,646 --> 00:25:00,986 It's a range of motions coming back. 514 00:25:02,086 --> 00:25:05,326 She puts on the radio. 515 00:25:05,446 --> 00:25:06,646 She puts on the stereo music. 516 00:25:07,146 --> 00:25:09,966 She puts on Gloria Gaynor. 517 00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:10,946 Oh. 518 00:25:11,546 --> 00:25:12,886 That I'm every woman. 519 00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:16,246 But she thinks I'm every giraffe to herself 520 00:25:16,246 --> 00:25:17,146 because she's funny like that. 521 00:25:17,146 --> 00:25:17,646 She's so funny. 522 00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:19,406 She also thinks, you know who would love this? 523 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:20,006 Jenna. 524 00:25:20,006 --> 00:25:20,786 Jenna, I know. 525 00:25:21,506 --> 00:25:23,386 And she can't wait for me to come out of the bathroom. 526 00:25:23,386 --> 00:25:27,386 Little does she know, I'm... 527 00:25:27,386 --> 00:25:28,606 Oh, right. 528 00:25:28,846 --> 00:25:30,146 And her whole family's there. 529 00:25:31,226 --> 00:25:32,426 I forgot about that part. 530 00:25:32,786 --> 00:25:34,306 And her whole family's there. 531 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,246 I sneak up. 532 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:39,626 I never actually go to the bathroom. 533 00:25:39,786 --> 00:25:39,946 Right. 534 00:25:40,386 --> 00:25:41,486 I shut the... 535 00:25:41,486 --> 00:25:42,186 I turn on the sink. 536 00:25:42,306 --> 00:25:44,166 I shut the door from the outside. 537 00:25:44,346 --> 00:25:44,566 Right. 538 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:47,726 And I'm sneaking up behind her. 539 00:25:47,826 --> 00:26:00,759 One of the young ones looks and is And thinks maybe like Jenna fun Maybe Jenna doing a fun marriage What she doing What Aunt Jenna doing Oh let not Yeah they call me aunt Because we really close I was there when the youngest was born 540 00:26:01,859 --> 00:26:02,999 You're the godmother. 541 00:26:03,199 --> 00:26:04,059 Yeah, I'm the godmother. 542 00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,519 So he doesn't want to ruin the surprise. 543 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:07,979 So he didn't say anything to his mom. 544 00:26:09,079 --> 00:26:10,899 So he's just sitting there waiting and the mom, like, singing. 545 00:26:10,899 --> 00:26:11,539 Smiling even. 546 00:26:11,539 --> 00:26:15,599 Yeah, mom sees him, have a funny look on his face, and she thinks, 547 00:26:15,679 --> 00:26:20,119 maybe it's because I'm singing I'm every giraffe instead of I'm every woman. 548 00:26:20,239 --> 00:26:20,419 Right. 549 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:23,859 And then just like, 550 00:26:23,939 --> 00:26:24,679 like that, 551 00:26:24,799 --> 00:26:25,799 like lightning fast. 552 00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:26,679 I'm up, 553 00:26:26,739 --> 00:26:27,739 I'm around the neck. 554 00:26:28,679 --> 00:26:29,119 Up. 555 00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:29,479 I mean, 556 00:26:29,479 --> 00:26:31,239 like I'm picturing you had to like full, 557 00:26:31,399 --> 00:26:32,719 you had to run up the back. 558 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:33,499 Is that what you're saying? 559 00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:35,119 How did you get up? 560 00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:37,279 Well, 561 00:26:38,339 --> 00:26:38,719 the, 562 00:26:38,979 --> 00:26:44,099 they're teaching the youngest giraffe how to like clean things in the sink 563 00:26:44,099 --> 00:26:44,319 too. 564 00:26:44,379 --> 00:26:46,179 So they have a little step stool like next to it. 565 00:26:46,179 --> 00:26:47,979 Cause he's not big enough yet to reach the sink. 566 00:26:48,219 --> 00:26:50,039 So I go up through, 567 00:26:50,239 --> 00:26:52,419 The steps to the back. 568 00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:55,759 And I've been working on my quad muscles specifically, 569 00:26:55,899 --> 00:26:56,819 so I've got to have a higher... 570 00:26:56,819 --> 00:26:57,359 You're a launcher. 571 00:26:57,679 --> 00:26:58,719 Yeah, so I can leap. 572 00:27:00,199 --> 00:27:01,679 I cling to the back, 573 00:27:01,859 --> 00:27:03,879 and at first, the giraffe doesn't know what's going on, 574 00:27:03,919 --> 00:27:04,759 and she's just kind of like, what? 575 00:27:04,859 --> 00:27:06,979 And I whisper, and I just go, shh. 576 00:27:08,139 --> 00:27:09,279 This has to happen. 577 00:27:09,999 --> 00:27:10,799 This has to happen. 578 00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:12,859 And then I'm just clinging, and then suddenly... 579 00:27:12,859 --> 00:27:14,299 She's laughing, because she's like, what is... 580 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,679 Nervous laughing. 581 00:27:15,679 --> 00:27:16,959 But then she's like, hey, my neck, my neck. 582 00:27:17,139 --> 00:27:17,379 Yeah. 583 00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:22,199 and then she's like okay like okay well this isn't this isn't stopping not supposed to have 584 00:27:22,199 --> 00:27:27,659 anyone on my neck and then the the family doesn't know because they also are like this is jenna this 585 00:27:27,659 --> 00:27:33,499 has got to be a joke of some kind right also though my mom just had surgery right right so 586 00:27:33,499 --> 00:27:37,959 maybe this is like some maybe it's like a fun massage like maybe she's helping i don't know 587 00:27:37,959 --> 00:27:44,219 but mom just stumbled but yeah but oh no like there's fear in mom's eyes now and then they're 588 00:27:44,219 --> 00:27:51,539 like what do we do what do we do uh and it's just the babies because the dad left um of course which 589 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:56,799 is why the mom had been leaning on me for a while right because i was such a good friend 590 00:27:56,799 --> 00:28:03,679 but i i had to do it yeah and so finally he's like she's struggling and she like 591 00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:09,679 her little her thin legs so she starts to go down and her knobby knees are now on the ground 592 00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:10,279 They buckled. 593 00:28:10,339 --> 00:28:11,319 It was hard to watch. 594 00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:11,839 Yeah. 595 00:28:12,159 --> 00:28:12,999 A buckle and a fall. 596 00:28:13,679 --> 00:28:18,419 And then finally that she gives her last breath, the whole neck comes down. 597 00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:20,679 I release the neck. 598 00:28:21,219 --> 00:28:23,919 And the whole time you were wearing gloves so there'd be no fingerprints. 599 00:28:24,479 --> 00:28:24,679 Yep. 600 00:28:25,379 --> 00:28:28,719 Even though there are witnesses to this crime. 601 00:28:31,439 --> 00:28:32,479 I don't want that. 602 00:28:32,659 --> 00:28:32,939 I don't. 603 00:28:33,159 --> 00:28:35,759 I still want to be able to say, the kids are crazy. 604 00:28:35,859 --> 00:28:36,979 What are you talking about? 605 00:28:37,139 --> 00:28:37,659 Well, guess what? 606 00:28:37,719 --> 00:28:38,679 Now you're raising them. 607 00:28:39,679 --> 00:28:40,159 Okay. 608 00:28:41,459 --> 00:28:45,939 But they can't enforce the godmother. 609 00:28:46,579 --> 00:28:48,159 I'm only godmother to the youngest one. 610 00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:48,559 Oh. 611 00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:49,299 And you know what? 612 00:28:49,299 --> 00:28:49,999 I would raise it. 613 00:28:50,859 --> 00:28:53,279 Until the neck was just long enough to choke. 614 00:28:53,459 --> 00:28:54,619 And then we do it again. 615 00:28:55,119 --> 00:28:57,199 The cycle starts again. 616 00:28:57,719 --> 00:28:58,379 Great choice. 617 00:28:58,579 --> 00:29:02,659 I didn't know you'd go with the largest necked predator when I brought up choking. 618 00:29:03,239 --> 00:29:03,999 You're ambitious. 619 00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:05,079 Thank you. 620 00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:07,299 Well, I mean, as you can see, I've got a pretty good plan. 621 00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:07,979 Yeah. 622 00:29:09,679 --> 00:29:10,699 So what about you? 623 00:29:11,399 --> 00:29:13,999 And don't forget you escaping the ball. 624 00:29:14,279 --> 00:29:14,459 Yeah. 625 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:14,799 Oh, no. 626 00:29:15,139 --> 00:29:18,299 Oh, I've got my big ball ready to go. 627 00:29:19,219 --> 00:29:20,039 Safari ball. 628 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:20,619 Okay. 629 00:29:20,739 --> 00:29:21,139 So me? 630 00:29:21,299 --> 00:29:21,519 Yeah. 631 00:29:22,339 --> 00:29:23,359 Giraffe's taken, huh? 632 00:29:23,819 --> 00:29:24,059 Yep. 633 00:29:24,119 --> 00:29:24,399 Sorry. 634 00:29:24,919 --> 00:29:25,659 Oh, that's interesting. 635 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:28,659 I feel like no matter what, it can't be a predator. 636 00:29:30,439 --> 00:29:30,839 Okay. 637 00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:31,259 Why? 638 00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:32,579 You wouldn't want the sport of it? 639 00:29:32,919 --> 00:29:33,399 No, no. 640 00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:35,159 I'm there to have a good time. 641 00:29:36,079 --> 00:29:37,559 I don't need the tables turned. 642 00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:47,379 um so bigger than a great dane i'm gonna say um i'm gonna say a deer and i want it to be related 643 00:29:47,379 --> 00:29:54,739 to bambi oh yeah because they're still working on that generational trauma so it's like additional 644 00:29:54,739 --> 00:30:02,859 trauma it's like don't subject a new deer to new trauma bambi's already got his own shit going on 645 00:30:02,859 --> 00:30:03,339 Right. 646 00:30:03,639 --> 00:30:06,919 And this is the moment, again, where I just gained trust. 647 00:30:08,999 --> 00:30:09,939 Maybe with salt. 648 00:30:11,159 --> 00:30:12,039 Did you know that? 649 00:30:12,179 --> 00:30:13,259 The salt lick? 650 00:30:13,299 --> 00:30:13,759 Yeah, they love it. 651 00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:17,279 So I cover myself in salt. 652 00:30:17,999 --> 00:30:18,819 The movie Salt. 653 00:30:19,299 --> 00:30:21,019 Yes, VHS tapes all over me. 654 00:30:21,819 --> 00:30:23,359 Is that Angelina Jolie movie? 655 00:30:23,459 --> 00:30:24,079 Is that what it might? 656 00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:24,919 Oh, yeah, yeah. 657 00:30:24,999 --> 00:30:25,939 Yeah, she was an agent. 658 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:26,339 Yeah. 659 00:30:26,499 --> 00:30:27,219 God, I loved her. 660 00:30:27,979 --> 00:30:28,919 Too bad she's dead. 661 00:30:30,779 --> 00:30:31,839 Just kidding, Angelina. 662 00:30:31,919 --> 00:30:32,519 We know you're listening. 663 00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:33,099 Yeah, she's great. 664 00:30:33,419 --> 00:30:33,779 She's great. 665 00:30:33,859 --> 00:30:35,599 She's actually on my lunch roster. 666 00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:37,279 Oh, okay. 667 00:30:37,499 --> 00:30:38,959 The giraffe was on my lunch roster. 668 00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:40,079 You see how that turned out. 669 00:30:40,219 --> 00:30:41,419 Well, I guess he's food now. 670 00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:43,959 Would you wear a giraffe? 671 00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:46,779 Like a full giraffe? 672 00:30:47,219 --> 00:30:48,679 My neck or just their skin? 673 00:30:48,859 --> 00:30:49,399 The skin. 674 00:30:50,159 --> 00:30:51,679 Well, I guess... 675 00:30:51,679 --> 00:30:53,079 Yeah, I was thinking about this because my dad... 676 00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:54,619 I was picturing wrapping the neck around. 677 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:55,499 I was too, yeah. 678 00:30:55,619 --> 00:30:56,919 I don't know if I'd want the head still. 679 00:30:57,359 --> 00:30:58,719 But without it, how do you know it's a giraffe? 680 00:30:59,779 --> 00:31:00,139 I don't know. 681 00:31:00,139 --> 00:31:07,139 I'm picturing body and legs too so yeah I'd wear it body and legs you got to be on stilts 682 00:31:07,139 --> 00:31:11,019 with your new coat yeah that will be my nickname too I've always wanted a cool nickname I think 683 00:31:11,019 --> 00:31:18,199 stilts is a good nickname um I think you'd be popular I think so too yeah I'd roll up to parties 684 00:31:18,199 --> 00:31:24,699 in my my big old ball and you get up with like stilts first but you're not visible yet yep and 685 00:31:24,699 --> 00:31:27,179 You're like putting on the coat as you exit the ball. 686 00:31:27,699 --> 00:31:27,979 Yep. 687 00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:29,479 Okay. 688 00:31:29,659 --> 00:31:30,039 That's hot. 689 00:31:30,919 --> 00:31:32,499 So yes is the answer to the question I would. 690 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:33,839 So wait. 691 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,339 So you wouldn't want a predator. 692 00:31:36,779 --> 00:31:37,139 No, no. 693 00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:39,699 I want a deer who trusts me. 694 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:40,499 The deer to trust you. 695 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:40,679 Right. 696 00:31:40,679 --> 00:31:43,279 I don't know why we both want to betray someone so much. 697 00:31:44,519 --> 00:31:46,439 Well, it just makes it easier to get the job done. 698 00:31:46,679 --> 00:31:47,439 Yeah, I agree. 699 00:31:47,559 --> 00:31:48,599 Like I'm getting in closer. 700 00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:52,599 Or you could be like just in the woods like with a sign that's like free hugs. 701 00:31:53,519 --> 00:31:54,099 Oh, yeah. 702 00:31:54,199 --> 00:31:54,359 Yeah. 703 00:31:54,699 --> 00:31:58,379 Again, only one that trusts you is going to come up. 704 00:31:58,859 --> 00:32:00,539 Or like, I got a secret for you. 705 00:32:02,099 --> 00:32:03,259 Who wants to hear a secret? 706 00:32:03,479 --> 00:32:04,679 Because then you're getting a gossiper. 707 00:32:05,659 --> 00:32:07,019 In which case they have it coming. 708 00:32:07,179 --> 00:32:07,919 Yeah, I agree. 709 00:32:08,419 --> 00:32:09,299 That one curious deer. 710 00:32:09,499 --> 00:32:10,219 It's like, oh, I want to know. 711 00:32:10,479 --> 00:32:11,179 Like lean closer. 712 00:32:13,719 --> 00:32:15,579 Is it about that slut Bambi? 713 00:32:17,119 --> 00:32:17,959 I knew it. 714 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:19,319 Yeah. 715 00:32:20,259 --> 00:32:20,999 Yeah, I don't know. 716 00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:22,659 Also, I think I would stop. 717 00:32:22,659 --> 00:32:27,939 oh you wouldn't you don't think you'd commit i think it'd be easier for you and your draft 718 00:32:27,939 --> 00:32:31,979 because you're not looking directly in the face because you can't because you're dangling from 719 00:32:31,979 --> 00:32:37,459 the neck yeah but i think it looking me in the eyes i think i'm a poisoner 720 00:32:37,459 --> 00:32:42,439 oh you know like set it and forget it the crock pot of kills yeah 721 00:32:42,439 --> 00:32:46,219 hey save it for the invention of the week 722 00:32:46,219 --> 00:32:49,319 yeah I don't know 723 00:32:49,319 --> 00:32:51,399 anyway the reason they asked was no reason 724 00:32:51,399 --> 00:32:52,839 no it's 725 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:55,299 the reason you ask is because it's the big question 726 00:32:55,299 --> 00:32:56,159 uh yeah 727 00:32:56,159 --> 00:32:58,259 and I think that wraps up the big question 728 00:32:58,259 --> 00:32:59,399 the big question 729 00:32:59,399 --> 00:33:03,139 which I think it wraps up this episode of 730 00:33:03,139 --> 00:33:05,439 Friends Like Us 731 00:33:05,439 --> 00:33:07,699 if you are enjoying Friends Like Us 732 00:33:07,699 --> 00:33:09,279 and you would like to subscribe 733 00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:11,659 please feel free there's bonus content 734 00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:13,239 available to subscribers 735 00:33:13,239 --> 00:33:15,999 go to friendslikeuspod.com 736 00:33:15,999 --> 00:33:17,199 for more information. 737 00:33:18,339 --> 00:33:18,779 Bye. 738 00:33:18,959 --> 00:33:19,159 Wait. 739 00:33:19,419 --> 00:33:19,679 What? 740 00:33:19,939 --> 00:33:20,679 What was your word? 741 00:33:21,319 --> 00:33:21,719 Oh, yeah. 742 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:22,559 We forgot the word. 743 00:33:22,619 --> 00:33:23,899 I forgot the word the whole time. 744 00:33:24,399 --> 00:33:25,939 I don't think I said it. 745 00:33:26,099 --> 00:33:27,099 I didn't say my word. 746 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,319 I don't think you did either. 747 00:33:28,979 --> 00:33:30,619 I also forgot what your word was. 748 00:33:31,159 --> 00:33:31,419 Oh. 749 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:32,039 Okay. 750 00:33:32,139 --> 00:33:32,659 But hold on. 751 00:33:32,659 --> 00:33:32,999 Before we get started. 752 00:33:32,999 --> 00:33:33,939 Isn't it a little eerie 753 00:33:33,939 --> 00:33:36,799 how things can just fly out of your mind like that? 754 00:33:37,379 --> 00:33:37,819 Yes. 755 00:33:38,159 --> 00:33:38,499 Okay. 756 00:33:39,899 --> 00:33:40,339 Joe? 757 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:41,259 Eerie? 758 00:33:41,699 --> 00:33:42,119 Was it eerie? 759 00:33:42,619 --> 00:33:43,859 Yes, it was eerie. 760 00:33:44,299 --> 00:33:44,679 Damn. 761 00:33:44,679 --> 00:33:46,499 My word was fingerprints. 762 00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:54,479 Oh, that's why I'm wearing gloves when I kill that giraffe. 763 00:33:54,619 --> 00:33:55,079 Yes. 764 00:33:55,259 --> 00:33:58,179 No other reason than so you could say the word fingerprints. 765 00:33:58,179 --> 00:33:58,839 100%. 766 00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:00,979 Wow. 767 00:34:01,259 --> 00:34:03,399 That actually worked in really easily. 768 00:34:03,719 --> 00:34:03,939 Yeah. 769 00:34:04,399 --> 00:34:05,359 It was almost eerie. 770 00:34:05,799 --> 00:34:07,579 I like how I just accept them. 771 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:08,799 Like, yeah, yeah, it was eerie. 772 00:34:10,619 --> 00:34:11,379 All right. 773 00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:13,999 That's our show. 774 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:19,059 See you next time on Friends Like Us.