good nostrils francis i've been practicing i've been working them out i got tiny little
nostril barbells.
200.
How fat
is she?
Welcome
to Very Fine France.
Very Fine France?
Very Fine France, sis.
Thank you.
Bonus.
Improv.
Joe.
What is the word for us?
Obligation.
Is that what you think of us?
Yeah.
He didn't even have to look that up.
That was just for his own brain.
Yep.
That was from the speech part of his uneaten brain.
Hmm.
Do you have obligations in life?
Sure.
Most do.
Well, yeah.
Well, obligation is something you have to do that you don't really want to do.
Do you want to strike me as someone who does things she doesn't want to do?
Thank you.
I think.
not that I'm not capable of it but luckily
like I've my life
is at such a point that I'm doing the things I want
to be doing so that's wonderful
you deserve it thank you I'm not sure that
I do but I'm glad that I have it regardless
that's
beautiful should put that on a pillow
and sell it
what about you
I know you've got many
we can't even get into it
it's a real shit show
it's a real sack of farts
yeah
that's okay
I guess
it's one of those
okay sacks of farts
you know
my whole life
is just
do this
do that
yeah
but one day
it'll be over
is this one of those
it's concerning
nah don't worry about it
I'm fine
okay
more nice pants
yeah they are nice pants
thanks
and they fit
you know that's a real good quality sometimes the way things like the day is dictated it's like
i have to wear like a certain outfit for like a certain event and how the clothes fit on first
attempt really dictates how the day goes yeah yeah i know that could be a kind of a
game changer especially if like you have something pictured in your head
and you and then like you look at yourself in the mirror and you like oh this is not looking the way it looked in my head like when you do that like like in clueless the dressing the when she has like her closet where
it dresses her or whatever oh yeah um it's like in my head i have one of those for myself
and it's but like when it doesn't look and it almost never looks the way that i think it's
gonna look in my head like who put a funhouse mirror in my room what what uh what shape is that
scientists haven't discovered it yet but i have yep yeah well well uh well then today must have
been off the right foot because you look good thanks yeah i feel good good i'm glad i'm glad
i thought you were jenna hey no i'm juby juby and now improv
All right, Kate, get your backpack.
It's your first day of high school.
All right.
I love you, so I'll take you.
I guess I'll take you.
I could take the bus if this is going to be a problem for you.
No, no, no.
Then everyone sees that Kate's mom made her take the bus.
Mom.
Okay, well, thank you.
Thank you for the ride.
Yeah.
It's okay.
I'll just do my work later.
Thank you.
Mom?
Huh?
Love you.
Do you?
Of course.
That's your...
You're sun and my stars.
Am I?
Every time...
Every time something comes up that involves me, it's...
There's a lot of...
Involved.
You don't understand.
When I was your age, I had to walk 1,400 miles in the snow.
Okay, Mom.
One way.
Mom, all right.
I lost three toes.
Okay.
So you had 13 toes because you have 10 now.
They grew back.
Okay, well.
Don't look at my feet.
Anyway, are you ready to go?
If you don't want me to look at your feet, why'd you put them up on the dashboard of the car?
I'm a mystery.
Okay.
A lot going on.
All right, Mom.
Well, can we just get to school?
Yeah.
Nope.
I got a surprise for you.
Ooh.
We're not going to school.
Ooh, fun.
Yeah, we're going somewhere else.
The DMV.
What?
I got stuff to do!
Oh, no, Mom, I'm...
Oh, you're just...
You're taking me on your chores?
They're not chores.
Mom, this is my first day of high school.
So you be a little late and you skip a few classes and I sure you going to tell everyone it because your mother was horrible to you mom fine promise me you won i not going to swear on my life
say the whole thing say the whole sentence i don't trust you i swear on your life that i won't tell
everyone that you're horrible i just can we just get this over with i need to be at school all right
i'll skip the dmv oh thank you of course we just gotta stop by the doctor's office because
one of my regrown toes keeps falling off mom that's not mom that's tape it's tape on your foot
yeah tape that i paid for the money i earned i couldn't even buy a good tape because i had to buy
you books all right but okay fine let's go to the doctor real quick no i'll just take you to school
thank you oh my god thank you because it's like really important that i get there and like
if I'm not sitting at the right
in the right desk at the
in homeroom, like if I'm sitting at the
front, like I need to be in the back with the cool
kids.
Otherwise my whole high school is ruined.
Don't worry.
I'm your mother and I'm not gonna
let you miss out on that opportunity.
Thank you, Mom. Thank you.
Except Dairy Queen is
running a special
two dipped cones, the mother and
daughter special. Oh.
But you both have to be there.
Okay.
I mean, there's a Dairy Queen on the way to school.
No, the one across town is the only one with a D.
Oh, Mom.
No, it's okay.
This is, it's okay.
I can still get you there on time.
Can I just pay later for you to have an extra dip cone?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, fine.
No, no, I want you to, I want you to be cool.
Here, let's just go to school.
Okay, thank you.
Here we are.
Get out, get out of the car.
Oh, thank you, Mom.
Take your stuff and get out.
Okay, all right.
Just take yourself and go.
Mom, why are you...
What?
Why are you following me into school?
Why are you...
Mom, don't follow me.
I'm not following you.
Yeah, you are.
You're following me.
I come here sometimes.
Mom, what?
Your toe fell off.
Mom.
Leave it.
Let's go.
Mom, don't follow me.
No, it's okay.
Mom, you're coming.
Oh, here we are.
This is my homeroom.
No.
Oh.
Mom.
Oh.
I got the good seat.
Oh, god damn it, Mom.
Hey, don't swear.
G.D., Mom.
What?
You took the last seat and back.
There's only one seat in front.
Who's this, nerd?
No.
No, no, no.
My mom was just leaving.
Mom?
That weird lady's leaving.
Mr. Johnson, I'm being harassed by this dweeb.
No, no.
Dweeb in front Just sit down Stop harassing the cool kids in the back Mom What Haven you seen Never Been Kissed
Yeah, I have.
I love that movie.
Now I have a chance.
Mom!
A chance to be cool.
You have a child.
You've been kissed before.
Actually, no.
What?
Your father and I don't do that.
What?
He doesn't like my lips.
I don't like them that much right now either.
You imagine your husband saying that to you.
And then your daughter not wanting you to be cool.
Mom, can we not have this conversation across rows and rows of other students?
So what if everyone's looking?
They're all...
Mom, they're all...
They're looking at my feet.
Fine.
They're...
Oh my god.
They're all congregating around you and they're pointing at me.
Well, you don't look very good right now.
But I look like you.
I'm like a...
I'm a young version of you.
With all my toes.
I can't believe you just went there.
Oh my God.
Oh.
You know I'm sensitive.
Hey, leave her alone.
Why are you treating her like that?
She's the cool one.
I wish that was my mother.
I'm cutting off one of my toes just to be like her.
Mom.
What?
I can't help it.
They all love you.
Aren't you?
No, Mr. Johnson, what are you doing?
Mr. Johnson!
I'm sorry, I put a whoopee cushion on your seat.
And I'm gonna make you sit on it in front of the whole class.
Mr. Johnson, no!
Cut to that night at home.
Hey, honey. Hey, sweetheart.
Hi, Mom. How was Brian Lasky's car?
It's a convertible, huh?
Oh, yeah. Oh, and he gave me a beer.
oh god yeah and he cut one of his toes off so romantic mom and he kissed me oh he kissed me
on the lips oh you've finally been kissed i know finally been kissed uh does that mean you'll leave
me alone yeah that's all we wanted you're not gonna come to school anymore no i got what i
wanted your father's moving out and the name of the boy you said is moving in brian lasky's movie
get in here kiss these lips
i didn't see