1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:26,700 welcome to friends like us bonus improv yes yes can we get a suggestion joe double decker bus 2 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:37,240 double decker bus that makes me think of two things okay one a some double decker treat from 3 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:43,580 taco bell am i dreaming here it's like a double decker taco or something it like was it sweet 4 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:48,880 no why didn't you just call that a treat oh like like like just an item oh okay 5 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,120 I have a culinary interest. 6 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:51,880 Real treat. 7 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:52,320 Yeah. 8 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,100 For our. 9 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,100 Are treats sweet? 10 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:54,660 Always? 11 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,380 I don't know. 12 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,420 I think of them as sweet. 13 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,020 I think there was a double decker taco. 14 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,520 There was a hard taco and then a soft taco. 15 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:02,900 Yes. 16 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:04,400 And hearing you say double decker taco. 17 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:05,480 I know it's real. 18 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:05,980 Yeah. 19 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:06,600 Yeah. 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,780 That was my brainchild, actually. 21 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:12,120 You're welcome for that treat. 22 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,080 Taco Bell eaters. 23 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:13,700 Yeah. 24 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:14,400 Yeah. 25 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,680 What else does it make you think of? 26 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,560 the bus 27 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,740 oh 28 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:22,500 double decker bus 29 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,380 double 30 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:26,260 I always wanted to ride one 31 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,660 a double decker bus 32 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:29,420 they're fun 33 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:30,440 you've been on one 34 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,460 yeah not as like 35 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:34,140 as like a regular 36 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:37,500 bus that people take to work 37 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:38,540 or whatever but like 38 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:40,660 one of those like touristy buses 39 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:41,540 yeah 40 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:43,820 there's no lid right 41 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,420 yeah there's no top 42 00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:50,080 But it's, yeah, you do it like it's one of the hop on, hop off type of deals. 43 00:01:51,140 --> 00:02:04,500 When my, the brief period of time when my family lived in Dublin, my brother Jake and I used to just get on one of those tourist buss and kind of like ride it around the city. 44 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:04,880 It was fun. 45 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:10,300 So even though we lived there, it was, they were like fun to ride around in. 46 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:26,758 And I remember one day it was like freezing cold and we were we were steadfast in our desire to sit on the roof And so we were freezing just driving around Dublin like the only two people that would ever be on the roof of a car or a bus in November 47 00:02:27,698 --> 00:02:29,758 And it's like lightly raining. 48 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:33,698 A bus in November sounds like a Colleen Hoover title to me. 49 00:02:34,598 --> 00:02:37,318 I don't know who Colleen Hoover is, but I... 50 00:02:38,178 --> 00:02:38,998 Oh, okay. 51 00:02:40,258 --> 00:02:40,778 Oh! 52 00:02:41,618 --> 00:02:43,138 Author of books with titles. 53 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,218 Oh, now I know. 54 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:45,598 Yeah. 55 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:48,158 Also, wouldn't it be romantic to meet someone like that? 56 00:02:48,698 --> 00:02:53,018 Like you're a tourist and you meet someone on the bus. 57 00:02:56,678 --> 00:02:57,198 Yeah. 58 00:02:58,418 --> 00:02:59,338 I'm not going to lie. 59 00:02:59,418 --> 00:03:00,318 I feel alone in this. 60 00:03:02,918 --> 00:03:05,018 And now, improv. 61 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:11,678 Sir. 62 00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:14,958 I'm sorry. 63 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:19,218 I, I, you seem very nice and all, but I just want to stay on this. 64 00:03:19,798 --> 00:03:24,238 I'm just doing this hop on tour bus as a way to kill an afternoon. 65 00:03:24,398 --> 00:03:26,438 I don't, could you not sit right next to me? 66 00:03:26,698 --> 00:03:27,438 Oh, say no more. 67 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:27,878 Say no more. 68 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:29,678 I'll just scooch over just a little bit. 69 00:03:29,938 --> 00:03:30,738 Just a little bit though. 70 00:03:31,558 --> 00:03:31,918 Okay. 71 00:03:33,438 --> 00:03:34,298 You smell good. 72 00:03:35,378 --> 00:03:36,578 Thank you. 73 00:03:37,098 --> 00:03:38,538 No, I, sorry. 74 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,078 Again, I'm not trying to. 75 00:03:40,078 --> 00:03:41,718 Babe, you gotta stop apologizing. 76 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:43,078 Did you just call me babe? 77 00:03:43,358 --> 00:03:44,318 Oh, it slipped out. 78 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:45,478 Too soon? 79 00:03:46,298 --> 00:03:46,778 Yeah. 80 00:03:47,918 --> 00:03:51,998 No, I'm just trying to take in the sights. 81 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:56,118 I got like four hours to kill before my flight later. 82 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:57,958 And I just am- 83 00:03:57,958 --> 00:03:58,318 What? 84 00:03:59,718 --> 00:04:00,738 Where are you going? 85 00:04:01,178 --> 00:04:02,238 I'm going back home. 86 00:04:04,318 --> 00:04:05,318 Where's that? 87 00:04:06,178 --> 00:04:06,738 Cleveland. 88 00:04:09,438 --> 00:04:11,918 You can't just do that. 89 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:21,678 You can't just come into someone's life and turn their heart into a thing worthy of being in a museum because of how alive it is and then go. 90 00:04:23,078 --> 00:04:23,858 I'm sorry. 91 00:04:24,018 --> 00:04:25,478 Do you think I'm someone else? 92 00:04:26,578 --> 00:04:30,798 What kind of impression could I possibly made just sitting here in the top of this bus? 93 00:04:30,978 --> 00:04:31,898 Don't you understand? 94 00:04:31,998 --> 00:04:33,898 The top of the bus is for lovers. 95 00:04:34,538 --> 00:04:37,938 And when we both got on and we locked eyes, I knew you were for me. 96 00:04:37,938 --> 00:04:47,536 And then when that beam of sunlight came down and highlighted you and your James Patterson novel I was like yes 97 00:04:50,596 --> 00:04:53,816 I'm sorry, you've been watching me read this whole time? 98 00:04:53,976 --> 00:04:55,536 No, I've been reading along with you. 99 00:04:55,776 --> 00:04:56,876 We have the same pace. 100 00:04:58,536 --> 00:05:00,396 I'm sorry, you've been reading the same book. 101 00:05:00,396 --> 00:05:01,876 How did you have the same book on you? 102 00:05:03,056 --> 00:05:05,096 No, I've been reading your book. 103 00:05:05,796 --> 00:05:08,596 You've been reading over my shoulder this whole time? 104 00:05:08,716 --> 00:05:10,216 Oh, that's such a cute phrase. 105 00:05:10,616 --> 00:05:11,596 Over my shoulder. 106 00:05:11,956 --> 00:05:14,616 Babe, I will always be over your shoulder. 107 00:05:15,656 --> 00:05:16,276 Don't, okay. 108 00:05:16,936 --> 00:05:20,676 Don't, no, this is getting weird. 109 00:05:21,076 --> 00:05:21,296 Shh. 110 00:05:21,736 --> 00:05:23,936 We only have a few hours left before we go back to Cleveland. 111 00:05:25,096 --> 00:05:27,256 Would you say before we go back to Cleveland? 112 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:29,316 Of course, I already texted my boss. 113 00:05:30,376 --> 00:05:31,696 I said, here's the V, I'm out. 114 00:05:32,736 --> 00:05:33,556 Because we're in England. 115 00:05:34,596 --> 00:05:35,476 Here's a V? 116 00:05:35,776 --> 00:05:35,956 Yeah. 117 00:05:36,756 --> 00:05:37,116 Oh. 118 00:05:37,116 --> 00:05:42,416 Oh, the finger motion that they do to say, screw you. 119 00:05:42,536 --> 00:05:44,696 Yeah, I filmed it and I sent it to him in a text. 120 00:05:45,456 --> 00:05:46,896 But you did that just now? 121 00:05:47,136 --> 00:05:47,476 Yeah. 122 00:05:47,836 --> 00:05:49,916 I didn't even notice you doing that. 123 00:05:49,956 --> 00:05:51,196 Because we're locked on. 124 00:05:51,636 --> 00:05:53,756 Your eyes into my eyes, soul into soul. 125 00:05:54,176 --> 00:05:56,416 I'm not, you don't, I don't really have much of a choice here. 126 00:05:56,496 --> 00:05:58,516 Your face is about an inch from my face. 127 00:05:59,136 --> 00:06:01,236 Every time I move, you move with me. 128 00:06:01,336 --> 00:06:03,116 Right, because we're sharing air. 129 00:06:04,216 --> 00:06:06,816 Okay, this is, I think, a little too much. 130 00:06:06,816 --> 00:06:11,756 Just go to the other, just move a bench over on the bus, please. 131 00:06:12,616 --> 00:06:15,156 And just, I'm just going to finish out my ride. 132 00:06:15,716 --> 00:06:17,776 Going to head back to Cleveland alone. 133 00:06:19,196 --> 00:06:21,756 And maybe text your boss. 134 00:06:21,836 --> 00:06:24,236 Maybe it's not too late to get your job back. 135 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:25,456 Okay, just one quick second. 136 00:06:27,316 --> 00:06:28,336 That had to be done. 137 00:06:29,036 --> 00:06:29,796 Don't be mad. 138 00:06:29,976 --> 00:06:30,216 What? 139 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:33,076 You are on the no-fly list. 140 00:06:33,776 --> 00:06:34,256 What? 141 00:06:34,256 --> 00:06:35,256 If you... 142 00:06:36,256 --> 00:06:38,956 How did you even do that? 143 00:06:39,096 --> 00:06:41,196 I know the airport manager. 144 00:06:42,176 --> 00:06:44,256 You know Jeremy? 145 00:06:44,756 --> 00:06:45,356 Yes. 146 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:46,936 Pivenston? 147 00:06:47,876 --> 00:06:48,296 Yes. 148 00:06:50,656 --> 00:06:52,176 The manager of the airport? 149 00:06:52,316 --> 00:06:52,896 He's my niece. 150 00:06:53,256 --> 00:06:53,536 Nephew. 151 00:06:54,616 --> 00:06:56,456 Jeremy Pivenston's your nephew? 152 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:57,196 Yes. 153 00:06:57,836 --> 00:06:58,296 And my niece. 154 00:07:01,136 --> 00:07:12,454 See I connected Don tell me you don feel it Stop pounding on my chest It the heart It wants me No I think it because I scared 155 00:07:12,634 --> 00:07:14,174 This is a heightened situation. 156 00:07:14,194 --> 00:07:15,674 It's normal to be scared. Kiss me once. 157 00:07:15,834 --> 00:07:16,914 No, I'm not kissing you. 158 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:18,134 On the cheek. 159 00:07:18,754 --> 00:07:19,054 No. 160 00:07:19,434 --> 00:07:22,054 Okay, if you kiss me and you don't feel it, 161 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:24,694 I'll move. 162 00:07:25,494 --> 00:07:28,054 Or just move without the kiss. 163 00:07:28,354 --> 00:07:29,154 Okay, on the hand. 164 00:07:29,154 --> 00:07:31,734 Like royalty 165 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:34,374 And then you'll move 166 00:07:34,374 --> 00:07:34,874 If I 167 00:07:34,874 --> 00:07:36,174 If you don't feel it 168 00:07:36,174 --> 00:07:37,434 Okay 169 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:38,954 But you have to be honest 170 00:07:38,954 --> 00:07:39,694 Okay 171 00:07:39,694 --> 00:07:40,954 I hate when people lie 172 00:07:40,954 --> 00:07:42,934 Huge turn off unless it's you 173 00:07:42,934 --> 00:07:44,494 For you I could come around 174 00:07:44,494 --> 00:07:46,694 So 175 00:07:46,694 --> 00:07:49,994 Whether I lie or I don't lie 176 00:07:49,994 --> 00:07:51,694 You're gonna be convinced 177 00:07:51,694 --> 00:07:53,894 That I'm still the person for you 178 00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:55,714 You can't do the wrong thing with the right person 179 00:07:55,714 --> 00:07:58,474 Alright fine 180 00:07:58,474 --> 00:08:00,934 one royalty kiss on the hand. I'm gonna sanitize it. 181 00:08:02,154 --> 00:08:03,054 Yes, please. 182 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,534 Okay, see? You're invested. 183 00:08:06,734 --> 00:08:08,874 Here it is. Oh, you sanitized your lips 184 00:08:08,874 --> 00:08:10,694 too. Thank you for that. Yes, I know 185 00:08:10,694 --> 00:08:11,534 what's coming next. 186 00:08:12,714 --> 00:08:14,294 Okay. Alright. 187 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:15,194 Eh? 188 00:08:17,634 --> 00:08:18,074 Wait. 189 00:08:19,074 --> 00:08:19,454 Wait. 190 00:08:22,894 --> 00:08:24,934 I'm giving you a kiss? 191 00:08:25,654 --> 00:08:26,814 I was the other way 192 00:08:26,814 --> 00:08:27,934 around. No! 193 00:08:27,934 --> 00:08:31,894 We were both holding out our hands 194 00:08:31,894 --> 00:08:33,474 We could both kiss 195 00:08:33,474 --> 00:08:38,154 That's why I thought you sanitized your lips 196 00:08:38,154 --> 00:08:39,914 Oh I thought you were signaling 197 00:08:39,914 --> 00:08:42,214 That you'd be lips kissing later 198 00:08:42,214 --> 00:08:44,214 Look isn't the fact that we both 199 00:08:44,214 --> 00:08:45,774 Thought we were getting a kiss 200 00:08:45,774 --> 00:08:47,394 We're the same 201 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,954 No that's a sign 202 00:08:49,954 --> 00:08:52,494 It's a sign that we're not supposed to be together 203 00:08:52,494 --> 00:08:53,674 We're incompatible 204 00:08:53,674 --> 00:08:55,994 We're both kiss getters not kiss givers 205 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,294 Okay well on the count of three 206 00:08:57,294 --> 00:08:58,734 I want you to say your favorite movie. 207 00:08:58,834 --> 00:09:00,374 This will prove that we're soulmates. 208 00:09:00,894 --> 00:09:02,914 One, two, three. 209 00:09:03,094 --> 00:09:04,154 Bridget Jones Diary. 210 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:05,654 Ha. 211 00:09:06,074 --> 00:09:07,694 Two 90s classics. 212 00:09:10,434 --> 00:09:11,394 A scene. 213 00:09:27,294 --> 00:09:57,274 Thank you.