welcome to friends like us bonus improv yes yes can we get a suggestion joe double decker bus
double decker bus that makes me think of two things okay one a some double decker treat from
taco bell am i dreaming here it's like a double decker taco or something it like was it sweet
no why didn't you just call that a treat oh like like like just an item oh okay
I have a culinary interest.
Real treat.
Yeah.
For our.
Are treats sweet?
Always?
I don't know.
I think of them as sweet.
I think there was a double decker taco.
There was a hard taco and then a soft taco.
Yes.
And hearing you say double decker taco.
I know it's real.
Yeah.
That was my brainchild, actually.
You're welcome for that treat.
Taco Bell eaters.
Yeah.
What else does it make you think of?
the bus
oh
double decker bus
double
I always wanted to ride one
a double decker bus
they're fun
you've been on one
yeah not as like
as like a regular
bus that people take to work
or whatever but like
one of those like touristy buses
yeah
there's no lid right
yeah there's no top
But it's, yeah, you do it like it's one of the hop on, hop off type of deals.
When my, the brief period of time when my family lived in Dublin, my brother Jake and I used to just get on one of those tourist buss and kind of like ride it around the city.
It was fun.
So even though we lived there, it was, they were like fun to ride around in.
And I remember one day it was like freezing cold and we were we were steadfast in our desire to sit on the roof And so we were freezing just driving around Dublin like the only two people that would ever be on the roof of a car or a bus in November
And it's like lightly raining.
A bus in November sounds like a Colleen Hoover title to me.
I don't know who Colleen Hoover is, but I...
Oh, okay.
Oh!
Author of books with titles.
Oh, now I know.
Yeah.
Also, wouldn't it be romantic to meet someone like that?
Like you're a tourist and you meet someone on the bus.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
I feel alone in this.
And now, improv.
Sir.
I'm sorry.
I, I, you seem very nice and all, but I just want to stay on this.
I'm just doing this hop on tour bus as a way to kill an afternoon.
I don't, could you not sit right next to me?
Oh, say no more.
Say no more.
I'll just scooch over just a little bit.
Just a little bit though.
Okay.
You smell good.
Thank you.
No, I, sorry.
Again, I'm not trying to.
Babe, you gotta stop apologizing.
Did you just call me babe?
Oh, it slipped out.
Too soon?
Yeah.
No, I'm just trying to take in the sights.
I got like four hours to kill before my flight later.
And I just am-
What?
Where are you going?
I'm going back home.
Where's that?
Cleveland.
You can't just do that.
You can't just come into someone's life and turn their heart into a thing worthy of being in a museum because of how alive it is and then go.
I'm sorry.
Do you think I'm someone else?
What kind of impression could I possibly made just sitting here in the top of this bus?
Don't you understand?
The top of the bus is for lovers.
And when we both got on and we locked eyes, I knew you were for me.
And then when that beam of sunlight came down and highlighted you and your James Patterson novel I was like yes
I'm sorry, you've been watching me read this whole time?
No, I've been reading along with you.
We have the same pace.
I'm sorry, you've been reading the same book.
How did you have the same book on you?
No, I've been reading your book.
You've been reading over my shoulder this whole time?
Oh, that's such a cute phrase.
Over my shoulder.
Babe, I will always be over your shoulder.
Don't, okay.
Don't, no, this is getting weird.
Shh.
We only have a few hours left before we go back to Cleveland.
Would you say before we go back to Cleveland?
Of course, I already texted my boss.
I said, here's the V, I'm out.
Because we're in England.
Here's a V?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, the finger motion that they do to say, screw you.
Yeah, I filmed it and I sent it to him in a text.
But you did that just now?
Yeah.
I didn't even notice you doing that.
Because we're locked on.
Your eyes into my eyes, soul into soul.
I'm not, you don't, I don't really have much of a choice here.
Your face is about an inch from my face.
Every time I move, you move with me.
Right, because we're sharing air.
Okay, this is, I think, a little too much.
Just go to the other, just move a bench over on the bus, please.
And just, I'm just going to finish out my ride.
Going to head back to Cleveland alone.
And maybe text your boss.
Maybe it's not too late to get your job back.
Okay, just one quick second.
That had to be done.
Don't be mad.
What?
You are on the no-fly list.
What?
If you...
How did you even do that?
I know the airport manager.
You know Jeremy?
Yes.
Pivenston?
Yes.
The manager of the airport?
He's my niece.
Nephew.
Jeremy Pivenston's your nephew?
Yes.
And my niece.
See I connected Don tell me you don feel it Stop pounding on my chest It the heart It wants me No I think it because I scared
This is a heightened situation.
It's normal to be scared. Kiss me once.
No, I'm not kissing you.
On the cheek.
No.
Okay, if you kiss me and you don't feel it,
I'll move.
Or just move without the kiss.
Okay, on the hand.
Like royalty
And then you'll move
If I
If you don't feel it
Okay
But you have to be honest
Okay
I hate when people lie
Huge turn off unless it's you
For you I could come around
So
Whether I lie or I don't lie
You're gonna be convinced
That I'm still the person for you
You can't do the wrong thing with the right person
Alright fine
one royalty kiss on the hand. I'm gonna sanitize it.
Yes, please.
Okay, see? You're invested.
Here it is. Oh, you sanitized your lips
too. Thank you for that. Yes, I know
what's coming next.
Okay. Alright.
Eh?
Wait.
I'm giving you a kiss?
I was the other way
around. No!
We were both holding out our hands
We could both kiss
That's why I thought you sanitized your lips
Oh I thought you were signaling
That you'd be lips kissing later
Look isn't the fact that we both
Thought we were getting a kiss
We're the same
No that's a sign
It's a sign that we're not supposed to be together
We're incompatible
We're both kiss getters not kiss givers
Okay well on the count of three
I want you to say your favorite movie.
This will prove that we're soulmates.
One, two, three.
Bridget Jones Diary.
Ha.
Two 90s classics.
A scene.
Thank you.