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listeners as we begin this episode i'd like to tell you we're on vacation we're recording the

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pod on vacation.

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Splash, splash, splash.

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Or ski noise, ski noise, ski noise.

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We're not telling you where we are,

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listeners. Or giraffe, giraffe,

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giraffe. Nick! Nick!

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Yeah, we're

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on location,

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which is pretty fun. So if you hear any

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other different sounding

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background noises, then

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you

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will know that it's a vacation

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background noise. And good for

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you for figuring that out. And in a way, you're on vacation too. Yeah, that's right. This is a

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vacation from your real life. So slip into your robes, put on your comfiest slippers, and shave

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off your hair like everyone does on vacation. Yeah. Well, welcome listeners to Very Fine Friends.

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Francis, how are you enjoying our mysterious vacation?

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I am so relaxed that I wouldn't be surprised if I passed away.

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Oh.

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That's the optimal level of relaxation.

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It's teetering on death.

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I knew someone who was a massage therapist who knew, like her coworker, was massaging an old lady and massaged her to death.

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Could she tell the moment when the lady died?

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she just was rubbing a dead body

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it was like time for her to get up she was dead

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and the family was mad but she was like

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how high could you be

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your parent died

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getting a massage

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super relaxed

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that's not the worst way to go

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that poor girl

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I know that would be traumatizing

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I'd be okay with it

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what if you think it would be traumatizing

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and then it happens and then you're like

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in fact I need to do it again

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Yeah. Who else can I massage to death?

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That's a new method of execution.

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Yeah. I'm sentenced you to be massaged to death.

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Yeah, that would make me worried about myself.

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Oh, as the masseuse?

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Yeah, if I was rubbing a dead body for like the better part of an hour and I didn't know it.

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And then when I found out, I was just like, oh, well.

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I'm taking my break.

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No, I don't need a break.

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Next one, please.

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The older, the better.

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new business idea the older the better

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well no think dr kevorkian but with a table with a hole in the front of it yeah that's where the

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head goes oh i know yeah okay cool quick interruption every week on the podcast we do

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something where our producer joe gives francis and i each our own secret word throughout the

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course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without

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the other person noticing. If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.

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And right before we die, we add up all the points. And then we get a prize, whoever has the most

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points for guessing the most secret words. Here's Joe with today's secret words.

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Jenna's secret word is

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artistry. Jenna's decoy

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word is domesticity.

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Francis' secret word

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is overestimate.

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Francis' decoy word is

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amendments. Back to the pod.

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kind of a good segue.

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We just invented a new way to euthanize

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people. And it's a nice

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way. It is a nice way.

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We're giving back.

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To your back.

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Oh, giving back to our back.

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Back to back.

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Word or mitts.

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Save it for the next segment, which is the invention of the week.

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Inventions.

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Francis, I know you're on vacation, so I hate to make you work.

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But I want to know, do you have an invention?

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It's not work, Tubi.

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When you love what you do,

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every day is a hobby.

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And with you, it's like,

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it's, yeah.

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With you, it never looks like work.

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It's like clearly very,

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it's artistry through and through.

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I don't know how you do it.

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I get to watch here

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and have a front row seat.

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So good.

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Thank you.

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I'm honored.

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I'm honored.

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Thank you for bearing witness

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to my genius.

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The S is silent.

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Yeah. And it's a special kind of plural.

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It's not Latin plural. It's a whole, you get a whole other.

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Yeah, it's not the kind you question.

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Yeah, if you do question it, you weren't meant for it.

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You should leave forever.

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Book a massage, bitch.

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Murder bits.

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Here's the invention.

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You know how it's hard to trust?

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I do know that.

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You know how people lie?

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I do know that.

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You know how...

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I don't know that.

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What?

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Just kidding.

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I'm lying.

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I do know that people lie.

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Are you lying now?

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I am.

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Your nose is coming toward me.

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You're welcome.

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You know how...

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People say one thing and then do another?

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Uh-huh.

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You're gonna love this.

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All right.

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I was just thinking to myself,

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keep in mind I've been single for a very long time,

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But I was thinking, sometimes people...

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Okay, let's say I'm not me.

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Let's say I'm someone named Ted.

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Hi, I'm Ted.

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So, here's what I'm thinking.

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I'm in a relationship with Rosie.

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Rosie and Ted.

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Hi, I'm Rosie.

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Hey, Rosie.

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Hey.

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Rosie cheated on me.

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Why would I do such a thing?

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Because she met me, Jeff.

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I don't know why she did it.

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And it's hard for me to trust that she won't hurt me again.

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But wait a minute.

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Now we have a solution.

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This also works for other things.

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Just so you know, but we're starting with cheating.

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That's good.

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It's an app where you put in, like, let's say you cheated on me with some guy named Fred.

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Oh, Jeff.

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Jeff.

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Jeffred.

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I, as your spouse, I'm going to take your phone and I'm going to put his number in into the location finder.

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I mean, I don't know where he is, but the phone knows.

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And basically what it is, is it tells me if Rosie was too close to Jeff.

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You know?

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is this after you figured out that she's cheating or if you're suspicious that she's cheating

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i guess it could be both but i was thinking you made a mistake and you came clean

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okay but i still don't want to rely on trust inspect what you expect so this is just

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inspect what you expect.

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Very good.

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a geolocation app?

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But you have somebody else's location as well.

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It communicates to a third party.

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So also, let's say Rosie's a gambling addict.

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It will tell me if she's close to the casino.

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Yeah, if she was in it.

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I'd be like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

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um how in what world would jeff be okay with giving his location to you

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so that you could know when she's close to jeff jeff owes me one he slept with your wife after all

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yeah also he doesn't have to i don't it's not going to tell me where he is it's going to tell

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me that my person was close to him i know but that wouldn't that implies some kind of

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geolocation tagging on Jeff as well.

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I don't think it does.

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I think that it does.

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It doesn't necessarily does.

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No, it's just like ear tags.

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Yeah, that...

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That is geolocation.

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Yeah, that's geolocation tagging.

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So you've got to have something on Jeff to know where Jeff is.

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If he doesn't approve it, then I'll know something's still going on.

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So, Rosie, you're going to have to convince Jeff.

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All right, let's do a little role play here.

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Who am I?

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You're Ted.

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I'm Jeff.

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Oh, sorry.

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Sorry about that.

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I was just thinking of something painful.

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Oh, you mean that time I slept with your wife?

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Okay, cool.

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Jeff, you're cool.

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Obviously, you're cool.

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Damn right I'm cool.

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Rosie picked you.

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So I know you're cool.

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She ain't the only one.

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Lots of ladies pick me.

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I would too, Jeff.

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Alright, well.

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I gotta say I'm intrigued.

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You're saying you're interested?

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I'm saying if things don't work out with Rosie.

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Well, they won't.

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She's in love with me.

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That's what I was here to talk to you about.

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Would you be okay if I...

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knew where you were at all times?

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Just so I knew where Rosie was, too.

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Well, just follow Rosie.

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Then you'll know where I am.

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Well, I want to follow her...

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She's near me.

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On the phone.

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You want to follow her on the phone?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So, I just need to know where you are.

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But...

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It's easy.

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I'll be at the casino with Rosie.

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Well, that sounds like a yes.

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Problem solved, man.

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Yeah.

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Up here, Jeff.

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High five, brother.

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Rough hands.

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Yeah.

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Feel it.

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But what Jeff didn't know is that Ted's hand was laced with a geolocation tracking goo.

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And now Ted can see where Jeff is at all times.

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Until he washes his hands.

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I don't wash my hands, real men.

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Absorb the germs.

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Germs.

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Germs.

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We don't even know what they're called.

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Oh my god, germs.

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Oh my god.

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Do you like my denim?

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I call them germs.

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Germs.

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Germs.

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Burns germs.

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Well, look, I'm a real man.

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I don't like no modern technology.

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I like being forthright and honest.

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Probably why Rose loves me so much.

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God, kiss me, Jeff.

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Ted, Ted, there will be a time for that someday.

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Okay.

277
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Today is not that day.

278
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Until that day.

279
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Put them back on, Ted.

280
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All right, Jeff.

281
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Ted, you send that sweet wife of yours over to me.

282
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Of course.

283
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We got a lot of blackjack to play.

284
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Hmm.

285
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,380
Well, he was okay with it.

286
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Yeah, and if he was angry, we would have known.

287
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Jeff doesn't get angry.

288
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Jeff's too cool of a cucumber to get angry.

289
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You know, after hearing the logic that you described, maybe this is better for locations.

290
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For, like, casinos.

291
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Because you can set an alert for a casino.

292
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The casino's not going anywhere.

293
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So you're not violating anybody's privacy.

294
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There's no HIPAA here.

295
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So this is really just following someone on maps.

296
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HIPAA?

297
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Oh, God, I can't believe I just said it.

298
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No.

299
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Okay.

300
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So this...

301
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So this...

302
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This seems...

303
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Because it's a privacy thing with other people.

304
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I don't care if I'm not doing anything wrong.

305
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I wouldn't want someone following my location.

306
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especially somebody who i've wronged like it feels very much like hey wait no let's just find

307
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out where jeff is so we can murder jeff hey you want a massage jeff no no i need to clarify

308
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:56,340
we don't have access to his actual location we only know if the person that we're with

309
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was next to them then we know his location we don't know at what point though it'll just be like

310
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boop that means oh boop they're right next to each other right now and then i can see where rosie is

311
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so that's where jeff is

312
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i see it now okay yeah again i think this is just following someone on google maps

313
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i can pull up google right maps right now and it will show that you're next to me

314
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you're busy you're at work you don't have time you want your phone to go

315
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Rosie is at

316
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Hera's.

317
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What if she's

318
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only addicted to a certain kind

319
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of gambling? Like she doesn't care about

320
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,620
slots at all. She's only into

321
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craps. Backgammon.

322
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Yeah, just backgammon. Could you

323
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find out? Because if she's

324
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near a whole bunch of slot machines, you don't want that

325
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unnecessary worry.

326
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Slot machines are

327
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a gateway gamble.

328
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But she has no interest in them.

329
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:58,920
but it's like me with weed it's like i have no interest in weed so that saying that's a gateway

330
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drug is like yeah maybe for other people but if i'm never gonna have it then it's not for me

331
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:09,520
but give me that heroin sweet sweet heroin yeah

332
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:15,100
heroin was your gateway to weed yeah that's the thing that makes you want to eat yeah

333
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:22,120
uh i know we're doing this weekend meth that's not a gateway to anything

334
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:32,780
math um so this didn't maybe like maybe i could sweeten it with a new feature

335
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:43,380
um if you're near oh you know what we could do you know my date rate idea i do know that

336
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:49,980
well it also has a i forgot to mention this before a hotness rating oh you should have

337
00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:54,800
mention that yeah so i was thinking we can connect these two apps so it's like maybe we know when our

338
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people are in a throng of hotties you know why are you around so many hot people what are you doing

339
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:12,180
uh how is this being rated like who's doing the rating on the hotness the people who were on dates

340
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:19,480
this was before but this is also but the hotness is very subjective that's why we get an average

341
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:19,800
score.

342
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:21,340
Okay.

343
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:22,200
Again,

344
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,760
we're going to need a lot of data for that.

345
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:25,100
Well,

346
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:27,160
that's a reopen date rate.

347
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:38,733
Is that invention of the week I just thought we could use it to also heighten So wouldn it be more concerning if they were just with the one hottie If you surrounded by hotties

348
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:39,673
Surrounded by hotties.

349
00:15:39,894 --> 00:15:40,493
That's fine.

350
00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:42,053
You could be at any given place.

351
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:42,573
Yeah.

352
00:15:43,953 --> 00:15:46,394
You're recording a podcast with your two friends.

353
00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:48,153
Oh, we are hot.

354
00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:48,634
Yeah.

355
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,773
Guys, we're such a good throng.

356
00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:52,193
We really are.

357
00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:53,653
Throng.

358
00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:54,394
Yeah.

359
00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:57,433
Okay, well...

360
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,953
I did what I could do.

361
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,233
I still think there's benefit to it.

362
00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:04,453
Well, I mean, there definitely is benefit to it

363
00:16:04,453 --> 00:16:07,093
because people are using it now.

364
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:09,553
It's being done.

365
00:16:09,773 --> 00:16:10,573
It's Sam's Club all over.

366
00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:13,473
People are tracking locations.

367
00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:15,773
What about this?

368
00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:17,793
Businesses do this too, by the way.

369
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,134
Did you know that they can geolocate you on your phone?

370
00:16:20,573 --> 00:16:25,374
So if you're in a mall and you walk by a Victoria's Secret

371
00:16:25,374 --> 00:16:27,553
and then suddenly you get some kind of a notification

372
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,634
that like, hey, 15%

373
00:16:29,634 --> 00:16:31,733
off Victoria's Secret right now.

374
00:16:31,853 --> 00:16:33,333
And then you're like, whoa, this is great.

375
00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:34,713
I'm right by a Victoria's Secret.

376
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:35,874
Your bank does it too.

377
00:16:36,653 --> 00:16:39,393
Banks track your location by where you spend things.

378
00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:39,793
Yeah.

379
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:42,733
So we're already

380
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:44,153
being screwed.

381
00:16:44,374 --> 00:16:47,093
Yeah. So this would be great if you were cheating on your bank.

382
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:49,193
That would be so funny.

383
00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:53,153
Arizona First Financial, don't let them know I'm here.

384
00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:54,833
No.

385
00:16:55,374 --> 00:17:04,333
okay what about this quick piv okay love a quick piv quick piv um qp um what you know how they have

386
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:12,174
those like dexcom diabetic ports they go on your skin oh yeah or like other patches uh-huh

387
00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:20,373
what if instead of an app it was a patch that is connected via bluetooth to your phone like an air

388
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,253
tag? No.

389
00:17:22,253 --> 00:17:22,493
No.

390
00:17:23,353 --> 00:17:25,474
You're trying to chip us all, Francis?

391
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,434
No, hear me out. You'll love this.

392
00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:28,493
We're like dogs.

393
00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:30,934
I love my dog.

394
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,174
And you always know if she's

395
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:35,234
cheating on you. I do.

396
00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:37,033
Anyway,

397
00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,194
let's say I'm on my phone and I get

398
00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:42,253
a notification that says, uh-oh, your partner's

399
00:17:43,893 --> 00:17:44,414
aroused

400
00:17:44,414 --> 00:17:46,333
because

401
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,273
the patch picked

402
00:17:48,273 --> 00:17:49,674
up on her or his

403
00:17:49,674 --> 00:17:58,573
chemistry changing and i'd be like it's 12 30 p.m on a work day why is rosie aroused oh my god

404
00:17:58,573 --> 00:18:05,613
she's with jeff first of all just my boss okay i have to be around him at work second of all

405
00:18:05,613 --> 00:18:12,733
you know how i feel about powerpoint presentations okay i love a good powerpoint presentation they

406
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:18,993
turn me on so what am i supposed to not work now ted well normally your arousal crests after

407
00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:23,914
only 35 seconds, but it's been at the peak for two and a half minutes. Yeah, yeah, that's because

408
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:29,553
we were trying to sell the Gunderson account. And we did, okay? We did. We sold it, by the way.

409
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:35,153
You're welcome for the commission. You know I read the newspaper, and anyone who knows anything

410
00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:39,233
knows the Gunderson account was closed two months ago. Yeah, in theory it was closed,

411
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:44,974
but there was a lot of I-dotting and T-crossing that needed to happen. And I dotted and I-T'd,

412
00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:45,333
Okay?

413
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:48,653
Hmm.

414
00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:50,133
All right.

415
00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:50,993
I'm sorry.

416
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:51,733
I apologize.

417
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:52,414
Yeah.

418
00:18:53,353 --> 00:18:55,153
What do you see about my arousal levels now, Ted?

419
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,533
Well, right now, let me check my phone.

420
00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:57,414
They're in the tank.

421
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:58,253
Wait a minute.

422
00:18:58,393 --> 00:18:59,253
Because you don't trust me.

423
00:18:59,273 --> 00:18:59,474
No.

424
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,093
My phone says you're aroused now.

425
00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:02,753
You like fighting with me.

426
00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:04,033
I knew it.

427
00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:07,733
Also, it's because I rode over here piggyback on Jeff's back.

428
00:19:08,694 --> 00:19:10,053
This is Jeff underneath me.

429
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:15,694
Well, this is clearly going to work for couples everywhere.

430
00:19:15,873 --> 00:19:18,633
It's going to save a lot of relationships.

431
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:19,214
I agree.

432
00:19:19,414 --> 00:19:20,474
No one will ever break up again.

433
00:19:21,273 --> 00:19:23,013
Do we have a name for this?

434
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:25,674
Caught you.

435
00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:28,053
Caught you?

436
00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:34,993
Caught you or fake trust.

437
00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:38,393
or

438
00:19:38,393 --> 00:19:43,393
love prison

439
00:19:43,393 --> 00:19:46,313
these all sound great

440
00:19:46,313 --> 00:19:49,313
it's all inspiring

441
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,313
a lot of confidence

442
00:19:51,313 --> 00:19:53,733
let me make a few quick amendments

443
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:56,753
you'll be mine forever whether you like it or not

444
00:19:56,753 --> 00:19:57,694
that's the name

445
00:19:57,694 --> 00:19:59,033
oh I was going to say slogan

446
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,493
no it's the full name

447
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:05,353
Jeff's Folly.

448
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,813
I like that.

449
00:20:10,073 --> 00:20:11,573
Or here's a nice simple one.

450
00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:13,414
The Gunderson account.

451
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,733
Ooh, it's clean because you could actually put it on someone's phone secretly

452
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:20,714
and they wouldn't know about it and it would just look like a file.

453
00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:24,073
I did that on my computer at home just so you know.

454
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:28,053
Back in the day when I had whatever certain materials I was collecting.

455
00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:29,333
That sounds bad.

456
00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:30,393
You know what I mean.

457
00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:30,873
Yes.

458
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,613
You had hidden tax files that you didn't want people to find.

459
00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:38,434
I called it like a something profile, like whatever portfolio.

460
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,053
Yeah, that's good.

461
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:45,153
All right.

462
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,194
Well, just be honest.

463
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:49,214
Yes or no?

464
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:55,533
I mean, again, because this is something that already exists in the world,

465
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:59,013
I'd say yes, this will work because it does.

466
00:20:59,013 --> 00:21:03,633
okay but just so you know a lot of good inventions just take existing technology and

467
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:09,993
put them to more focused use yeah you will sell a lot of people because it's like

468
00:21:09,993 --> 00:21:18,174
i don't trust you i'm gonna follow you the real key will come is if you can do it without the

469
00:21:18,174 --> 00:21:23,893
other person knowing that this is happening like google maps like will like let you know like once

470
00:21:23,893 --> 00:21:28,013
a month like by the way you're sharing your location with these people like oh yeah i get

471
00:21:28,013 --> 00:21:28,493
that all the time.

472
00:21:28,714 --> 00:21:28,853
Yeah.

473
00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:30,694
If we're going with

474
00:21:30,694 --> 00:21:31,573
the patch idea,

475
00:21:32,873 --> 00:21:33,553
I feel like the name

476
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:34,613
should be Wife Alert.

477
00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:37,694
Yep.

478
00:21:38,174 --> 00:21:39,353
Oh, Joe strikes again.

479
00:21:41,493 --> 00:21:42,573
Get the span of raise.

480
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:47,013
Done.

481
00:21:47,954 --> 00:21:48,414
We did it.

482
00:21:48,414 --> 00:21:49,653
I make $2 an hour.

483
00:21:50,473 --> 00:21:50,853
Just kidding.

484
00:21:50,973 --> 00:21:51,813
Don't spend it in all.

485
00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:53,033
Just kidding.

486
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:54,033
He doesn't even make that.

487
00:21:56,434 --> 00:21:57,714
He's paid him vacations.

488
00:21:58,013 --> 00:21:58,613
That's right.

489
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:00,934
We all are.

490
00:22:01,773 --> 00:22:03,593
If you're not careful, you'll be paid massages.

491
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:10,454
I hope that comes through as me punching my own fist.

492
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,194
I was just thinking that.

493
00:22:11,273 --> 00:22:12,934
We're going to massage you out of the best friends game.

494
00:22:15,773 --> 00:22:16,174
Okay.

495
00:22:17,273 --> 00:22:17,934
Wife alert.

496
00:22:19,473 --> 00:22:21,174
Yeah, you will get a lot of people using it.

497
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,633
I think this will destroy more marriages than it will help.

498
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:26,593
sometimes the threat of being caught

499
00:22:26,593 --> 00:22:28,753
is enough to change

500
00:22:28,753 --> 00:22:29,473
one's behavior

501
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,873
that's basically our prison system

502
00:22:31,873 --> 00:22:33,073
yeah

503
00:22:33,073 --> 00:22:36,853
and we have the most crowded prisons in the world

504
00:22:36,853 --> 00:22:38,793
um

505
00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:40,273
okay

506
00:22:40,273 --> 00:22:42,513
stricter laws looser punishments

507
00:22:42,513 --> 00:22:43,793
vote for me

508
00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:46,954
uh

509
00:22:46,954 --> 00:22:47,733
all right well

510
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,293
what did i say stricter laws

511
00:22:50,293 --> 00:22:51,333
i meant looser laws

512
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:53,954
just move on

513
00:22:53,954 --> 00:22:56,553
it's too late I already voted for you

514
00:22:56,553 --> 00:22:58,753
no you overstimulate me

515
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:02,873
you're going oh my god you're going back on your policies

516
00:23:02,873 --> 00:23:05,733
because you're going to do the opposite just like what you said

517
00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:08,733
you know how people do the opposite of what they say they're going to do

518
00:23:08,733 --> 00:23:09,593
hypocrites

519
00:23:09,593 --> 00:23:12,133
yeah

520
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:14,093
hypocrites

521
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:17,313
I can't believe I said it

522
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,153
it's very funny

523
00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:21,513
did you say that she overstimulated you

524
00:23:21,513 --> 00:23:23,833
yes

525
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,293
that's why he got it wrong

526
00:23:25,293 --> 00:23:27,833
Francis needs to be

527
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:30,113
he needs to go sit in his calm corner

528
00:23:30,113 --> 00:23:31,714
for a minute and then he'll be fine

529
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,174
give me my cap

530
00:23:33,174 --> 00:23:35,593
my stimulants cap

531
00:23:35,593 --> 00:23:38,454
okay well that

532
00:23:38,454 --> 00:23:40,233
wraps up the invention

533
00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:41,293
of the week

534
00:23:41,293 --> 00:23:47,053
well

535
00:23:47,053 --> 00:23:48,934
Well, let's have our next segment.

536
00:23:50,373 --> 00:23:52,133
It's a little segment called

537
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:55,533
There Will Be Signs.

538
00:23:57,233 --> 00:24:00,013
How will you know when we've made it big, listeners?

539
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,853
Oh, there will be signs.

540
00:24:07,073 --> 00:24:11,873
Francis, you're our resident lottery expert.

541
00:24:12,093 --> 00:24:13,293
Why don't you explain this segment?

542
00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:14,973
Oh, thank you for acknowledging that.

543
00:24:14,973 --> 00:24:17,633
I don't think the audience has had a chance to know that.

544
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:21,894
Oh, you are an expert at this point.

545
00:24:21,973 --> 00:24:22,954
You have your 10,000 hours.

546
00:24:23,133 --> 00:24:23,513
Oh, I'm ready.

547
00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:24,593
The next one's going to win.

548
00:24:26,113 --> 00:24:28,373
Anyway, so this segment is called There Will Be Signs.

549
00:24:28,473 --> 00:24:34,353
And what Jenna and I will be doing is discussing what things we would be doing if we had won the lottery.

550
00:24:34,353 --> 00:24:42,394
That we wouldn't be telling people we won, but we'd be engaging in certain behaviors where maybe they would suspect.

551
00:24:42,394 --> 00:24:43,233
There would be signs.

552
00:24:43,573 --> 00:24:43,853
Yes.

553
00:24:43,853 --> 00:24:48,833
they're gonna notice things things are gonna be a little different around here

554
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:57,533
yeah i like that you said that thanks um well

555
00:24:57,533 --> 00:25:01,773
i would say

556
00:25:01,773 --> 00:25:09,093
one thing for sure every bathroom every public bathroom on earth

557
00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:14,914
on earth on earth just in case because i need to be prepared just in case i ever go to a bathroom

558
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:22,813
in a new place okay just two places that i already go i'm will no longer have a push button lock

559
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:28,473
that little kind that you don't know if the door is really locked it'll have a clear demonstrable

560
00:25:28,473 --> 00:25:33,793
slide block that it's like you have 100 confidence no one's getting in that door

561
00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:37,973
all the all the doors in all the worlds i will have that button replaced

562
00:25:37,973 --> 00:25:43,873
because I hate that little button that barely moves at all.

563
00:25:43,954 --> 00:25:47,113
And then you're like, I don't know if someone can still get in.

564
00:25:47,194 --> 00:25:48,333
It doesn't feel like it locked.

565
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,394
Well, now you'll know because I'm rich.

566
00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:56,013
No, like the one, the little button next to the door.

567
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:58,613
No, the one that it's like literally just a button that you push in.

568
00:25:58,694 --> 00:25:59,894
And it makes a tiny pathetic noise.

569
00:25:59,894 --> 00:26:01,633
And it barely moves at all.

570
00:26:01,973 --> 00:26:03,454
And so you don't know if it actually.

571
00:26:03,674 --> 00:26:04,533
Oh, yeah.

572
00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:06,934
Kind of like the one in our room when we first got here.

573
00:26:07,973 --> 00:26:10,493
in this undisclosed location.

574
00:26:10,733 --> 00:26:11,313
In the Serengeti?

575
00:26:11,733 --> 00:26:12,013
Yep.

576
00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:13,973
In Antarctica.

577
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,593
The Serengeti in Antarctica.

578
00:26:16,073 --> 00:26:16,674
Of Detroit.

579
00:26:17,013 --> 00:26:17,333
Mm-hmm.

580
00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:20,533
Near Dollywood.

581
00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:24,353
Right next to...

582
00:26:24,353 --> 00:26:24,653
Canada.

583
00:26:26,153 --> 00:26:27,633
And the Philippines.

584
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:29,973
Okay, stop.

585
00:26:30,033 --> 00:26:30,694
They're giving it away.

586
00:26:30,694 --> 00:26:31,513
Oh, my God.

587
00:26:31,613 --> 00:26:32,694
We just geolocated.

588
00:26:32,793 --> 00:26:34,093
We just wife alerted ourselves.

589
00:26:35,013 --> 00:26:36,573
Our listeners know where we are.

590
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:37,353
Oh.

591
00:26:37,353 --> 00:26:38,773
and that were aroused.

592
00:26:38,993 --> 00:26:39,593
No, no.

593
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:40,833
I'm not sorry.

594
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,033
Well, they know that.

595
00:26:42,533 --> 00:26:43,653
We constantly are.

596
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,914
So, yeah.

597
00:26:49,073 --> 00:26:50,773
So all of those locks will be changed.

598
00:26:51,053 --> 00:26:52,313
So if you are suddenly like,

599
00:26:52,353 --> 00:26:52,713
you're like, you know,

600
00:26:52,733 --> 00:26:53,833
I haven't seen one of those in years.

601
00:26:54,993 --> 00:26:56,434
Maybe that was me.

602
00:26:56,813 --> 00:26:59,373
I think I have a better idea for you.

603
00:26:59,593 --> 00:27:00,013
Oh, okay.

604
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:02,613
You know those old fashioned like kingly carriages

605
00:27:02,613 --> 00:27:03,694
where like the king would get in

606
00:27:03,694 --> 00:27:05,053
and like four people would carry it around?

607
00:27:05,434 --> 00:27:05,833
Oh, yeah.

608
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,454
what if you could just like

609
00:27:08,454 --> 00:27:10,773
call them and they would show up

610
00:27:10,773 --> 00:27:12,353
and you get in and it's just a big toilet

611
00:27:12,353 --> 00:27:14,213
that people are

612
00:27:14,213 --> 00:27:15,833
you know

613
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:18,194
how is that a better idea for me

614
00:27:18,194 --> 00:27:19,993
because you don't have to worry about

615
00:27:19,993 --> 00:27:21,053
that sounds terrible

616
00:27:21,053 --> 00:27:22,713
no because you're fully enclosed

617
00:27:22,713 --> 00:27:24,973
yeah but there are people around

618
00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:26,133
they don't know who's in it

619
00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:28,113
oh it just could be anybody

620
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,894
that called up the king

621
00:27:29,894 --> 00:27:32,394
I'm assuming they're at my beck and call

622
00:27:32,394 --> 00:27:35,153
it also necessitates her hiring

623
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,213
someone to

624
00:27:36,213 --> 00:27:38,633
clean it each time.

625
00:27:38,773 --> 00:27:40,713
Yeah, this is a terrible plan.

626
00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:42,513
Let that be your sign.

627
00:27:42,713 --> 00:27:42,954
Yeah.

628
00:27:43,674 --> 00:27:44,653
That's not mine.

629
00:27:45,713 --> 00:27:47,333
Also, why do they need to carry it?

630
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:49,394
Why not just say I have my own private bathroom

631
00:27:49,394 --> 00:27:50,213
everywhere I go?

632
00:27:50,434 --> 00:27:51,353
We have places to go.

633
00:27:51,434 --> 00:27:52,273
They can help you get there.

634
00:27:52,593 --> 00:27:54,394
So it also doubles as transportation?

635
00:27:54,713 --> 00:27:54,934
Yeah.

636
00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:55,513
Pooper.

637
00:27:55,513 --> 00:27:55,593
Pooper.

638
00:27:56,133 --> 00:28:03,394
Oh my god.

639
00:28:03,674 --> 00:28:04,073
Wow.

640
00:28:05,153 --> 00:28:05,993
That's a good one.

641
00:28:06,553 --> 00:28:07,613
Okay, that's yours.

642
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,093
That is not one of my signs.

643
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:11,593
I meant your bathroom one.

644
00:28:12,713 --> 00:28:15,973
No, that's just, that is the, do you know me at all, Francis?

645
00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:16,733
Okay.

646
00:28:17,233 --> 00:28:17,713
All right.

647
00:28:19,093 --> 00:28:21,053
Okay, well, that's great.

648
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:21,954
I like what you did.

649
00:28:22,093 --> 00:28:22,533
Thank you.

650
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,793
Here's something I would do.

651
00:28:28,313 --> 00:28:34,194
I would, let's say I was going to go shopping.

652
00:28:35,153 --> 00:28:46,454
I would hire someone, they wouldn't know it was me, with my exact dimensions to go and try on clothes while I watched from behind a screen.

653
00:28:46,694 --> 00:28:47,073
Yes.

654
00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,353
So I would know how I would look.

655
00:28:48,513 --> 00:28:49,233
That's a good idea.

656
00:28:49,613 --> 00:28:49,873
Yeah.

657
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,934
Because trying on clothes is the worst.

658
00:28:52,013 --> 00:28:53,553
And also you can't really be objective.

659
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:56,853
You need to see what other people are seeing.

660
00:28:57,093 --> 00:28:57,253
Yeah.

661
00:28:57,573 --> 00:28:59,853
So you'd have a Francis doppelganger.

662
00:29:00,454 --> 00:29:00,674
Yeah.

663
00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:04,513
Well, we're probably at the point where I could custom have a robot that looks just like me.

664
00:29:05,153 --> 00:29:07,653
I would prefer it to be a real person.

665
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:09,833
I don't know why.

666
00:29:09,934 --> 00:29:13,553
I want there to be a little bit of a humiliation factor to it.

667
00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:15,694
Like where it's like, no, no, no.

668
00:29:15,894 --> 00:29:16,293
No, no.

669
00:29:16,373 --> 00:29:17,513
You don't get to keep the clothes.

670
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:20,013
Oh, you thought this was, that you're a pretty woman?

671
00:29:20,174 --> 00:29:20,973
No, no, no, no.

672
00:29:21,073 --> 00:29:21,253
No.

673
00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:22,733
You're going back outside.

674
00:29:22,973 --> 00:29:23,133
Yeah.

675
00:29:23,773 --> 00:29:29,273
You're going back to saying who, how much, and when, or what was it they say?

676
00:29:29,273 --> 00:29:29,713
I say who.

677
00:29:29,973 --> 00:29:31,053
I say, I say how much.

678
00:29:31,053 --> 00:29:32,213
I say, I say who.

679
00:29:32,653 --> 00:29:33,333
I say who.

680
00:29:33,733 --> 00:29:34,493
I say how much.

681
00:29:35,153 --> 00:29:42,713
who um yeah okay you like that one huh yeah that was a good one i like that one thank you

682
00:29:42,713 --> 00:29:53,674
um yeah do you have another one yeah sure um i would also um

683
00:29:53,674 --> 00:30:00,973
if i was rich and i didn't want people to know but there would be signs i would um

684
00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:08,454
you know how diamonds catch light i do know that i would have a bunch of them crunched up

685
00:30:08,454 --> 00:30:13,853
and put into walkways so that everything sparkled around me all the time but nobody would know it

686
00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:17,573
was diamonds because who would do that right so like in all these like public walkways it would

687
00:30:17,573 --> 00:30:20,833
just be a glittery beautiful wait so they'd be permanent there it wouldn't be like attached

688
00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:25,973
to you in any way no no it would just be like it would just be inserted into like aggregate

689
00:30:25,973 --> 00:30:27,954
walkways. Well then it would make everybody glitter.

690
00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:29,914
You're okay with that?

691
00:30:31,593 --> 00:30:32,213
After I

692
00:30:32,213 --> 00:30:34,073
walked through, a digging crew would

693
00:30:34,073 --> 00:30:36,133
come. So there's a crew

694
00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:38,153
that... It's the same people that carry you

695
00:30:38,153 --> 00:30:39,553
around when you need to go to the bathroom.

696
00:30:40,093 --> 00:30:42,213
They're following you and digging up

697
00:30:42,213 --> 00:30:43,853
your diamonds. It's like ten squares and like

698
00:30:43,853 --> 00:30:46,313
people just pick it up and like keep putting it in front of me.

699
00:30:47,894 --> 00:30:48,333
Yeah.

700
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:49,914
And

701
00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:52,434
everyone would be like, that guy really sparkles

702
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,434
and there's nothing else weird going on.

703
00:30:54,434 --> 00:30:56,313
I'm sure he's a normal dude

704
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:57,894
yep just a normal dude

705
00:30:57,894 --> 00:30:58,473
yeah

706
00:30:58,473 --> 00:31:00,253
um

707
00:31:00,253 --> 00:31:00,753
yeah

708
00:31:00,753 --> 00:31:15,207
that would be good so you always look electric like you always look well lit Yeah Or what about this What about I could hire fam I could like do a casting call for people to be my fake family

709
00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:18,967
And I would have like holidays and birthdays and stuff with them.

710
00:31:18,967 --> 00:31:20,447
And they would have like roles to play.

711
00:31:21,027 --> 00:31:21,487
You know?

712
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,987
And they have like their whole backstory and character.

713
00:31:23,187 --> 00:31:23,307
Yeah.

714
00:31:23,307 --> 00:31:24,787
And it's just like actors.

715
00:31:25,287 --> 00:31:27,327
And they had to make it feel real or no bonus.

716
00:31:28,227 --> 00:31:28,547
Yeah.

717
00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:30,107
They don't get paid.

718
00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:30,447
Yeah.

719
00:31:30,447 --> 00:31:31,267
that'd be kind of fun

720
00:31:31,267 --> 00:31:33,327
yeah

721
00:31:33,327 --> 00:31:34,047
where would you take

722
00:31:34,047 --> 00:31:34,727
I mean would you just

723
00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:35,347
have like them

724
00:31:35,347 --> 00:31:36,667
have like a Thanksgiving

725
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:37,407
or would you like

726
00:31:37,407 --> 00:31:38,787
go out in public

727
00:31:38,787 --> 00:31:39,287
would you like

728
00:31:39,287 --> 00:31:39,847
want to do like

729
00:31:39,847 --> 00:31:40,507
the whole like

730
00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:42,107
god we're taking the kids

731
00:31:42,107 --> 00:31:42,627
to Disneyland

732
00:31:42,627 --> 00:31:43,507
thing like

733
00:31:43,507 --> 00:31:44,207
it's exhausting

734
00:31:44,207 --> 00:31:45,587
I want the whole experience

735
00:31:45,587 --> 00:31:46,667
we fight a little bit

736
00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:47,007
yeah

737
00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,467
we make up

738
00:31:49,467 --> 00:31:50,307
we have dinner

739
00:31:50,307 --> 00:31:51,527
we give speeches

740
00:31:51,527 --> 00:31:54,507
we do

741
00:31:54,507 --> 00:31:55,247
wife alert

742
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,147
on each other

743
00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:57,367
yeah

744
00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:59,187
yeah that would be fun

745
00:31:59,187 --> 00:32:01,027
um

746
00:32:01,027 --> 00:32:04,227
I

747
00:32:04,227 --> 00:32:07,347
would

748
00:32:07,347 --> 00:32:09,787
have a private plane

749
00:32:09,787 --> 00:32:11,547
I'd have two private planes

750
00:32:11,547 --> 00:32:12,787
get her she's rich

751
00:32:12,787 --> 00:32:16,447
and one of them would just be

752
00:32:16,447 --> 00:32:19,887
like a themed

753
00:32:19,887 --> 00:32:22,527
bar that I would hang out in

754
00:32:22,527 --> 00:32:25,007
but it wouldn't be plane themed

755
00:32:25,007 --> 00:32:26,587
are you saying

756
00:32:26,587 --> 00:32:27,867
it would fly or

757
00:32:27,867 --> 00:32:29,307
No, I'd have it parked.

758
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:31,267
Well, maybe we could fly. That would be fun.

759
00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:33,127
But it would be like a

760
00:32:33,127 --> 00:32:35,807
like a rainforest cafe

761
00:32:35,807 --> 00:32:36,507
but in a plane.

762
00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:39,147
Careful. I know, I know.

763
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,147
Those are dangerous. Well, we all know.

764
00:32:41,147 --> 00:32:41,447
Yeah.

765
00:32:42,487 --> 00:32:46,307
Yeah, that's what I would do.

766
00:32:47,187 --> 00:32:49,167
So, we'd just be like,

767
00:32:49,247 --> 00:32:51,007
oh, you guys, you

768
00:32:51,007 --> 00:32:52,887
want to just come in and get a drink in my backyard?

769
00:32:53,007 --> 00:32:54,107
It would be in my backyard to do.

770
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:57,207
Yeah. I think that's what I would do.

771
00:32:57,207 --> 00:33:03,167
oh what about this find people who are if someone's like a bully or they're mean

772
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:07,907
oh find someone who could outperform that whatever they do so let's say the bully was like doing it

773
00:33:07,907 --> 00:33:13,927
like a recital some of the someone you hire comes up and does their exact act better than them yeah

774
00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:17,787
every time they went to do something and then you also every time you go to do something you hire

775
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:25,347
someone to do it just like you would a little bit worse yeah yeah yeah or no we're after it's not

776
00:33:25,347 --> 00:33:30,527
of really like they just do it again after no i can get it right this time and then i'm on the

777
00:33:30,527 --> 00:33:44,107
microphone like okay um good good job nice try are they okay um i would um i would uh

778
00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:51,887
you know how little birds are cute i do know that you know what would make them even cuter

779
00:33:51,887 --> 00:33:55,067
smoking jackets.

780
00:33:58,447 --> 00:34:00,127
If I would

781
00:34:00,127 --> 00:34:01,907
set up all the little birds

782
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:04,987
in my area

783
00:34:04,987 --> 00:34:06,647
with little smoking jackets.

784
00:34:07,007 --> 00:34:07,807
Little birds in my area?

785
00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:09,487
Birds in my area, yep.

786
00:34:11,247 --> 00:34:12,527
Can they still fly with them?

787
00:34:12,887 --> 00:34:14,467
Yeah, they can. I'd make sure they were

788
00:34:14,467 --> 00:34:15,687
aerodynamic smoking jackets.

789
00:34:16,047 --> 00:34:17,447
But if you suddenly started seeing

790
00:34:17,447 --> 00:34:20,027
birds that had a little extra

791
00:34:20,027 --> 00:34:21,927
domesticity to them.

792
00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:25,247
They just looked like,

793
00:34:25,887 --> 00:34:27,047
hey, that guy's got a house.

794
00:34:27,947 --> 00:34:28,767
He looks comfortable.

795
00:34:29,047 --> 00:34:30,267
That bird's got a house.

796
00:34:30,347 --> 00:34:31,267
That bird's got a house.

797
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,287
I bet it's a home.

798
00:34:33,647 --> 00:34:34,307
As you know,

799
00:34:34,367 --> 00:34:35,347
every person with a jacket

800
00:34:35,347 --> 00:34:36,167
has a house.

801
00:34:36,627 --> 00:34:37,107
That's true.

802
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:38,707
Well, a smoking jacket.

803
00:34:39,007 --> 00:34:39,787
Name one person

804
00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:40,567
with a smoking jacket

805
00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:41,787
that doesn't have a place to live.

806
00:34:42,867 --> 00:34:43,667
I can't.

807
00:34:43,727 --> 00:34:44,147
Exactly.

808
00:34:45,047 --> 00:34:45,527
Wow.

809
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:48,247
Your Honor,

810
00:34:48,407 --> 00:34:49,647
I've proven my point.

811
00:34:50,027 --> 00:34:54,707
that's it that's that's interesting because it would be whimsy for me

812
00:34:54,707 --> 00:34:59,767
and fun for the birds too i think fun for everyone that saw them

813
00:34:59,767 --> 00:35:09,407
what about this okay hire someone i'm a really good employer once i'm rich apparently um hire

814
00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:18,047
someone so many jobs your job creator to initiate a fake mugging and i can i'm a hero now you know

815
00:35:18,047 --> 00:35:24,487
I get the purse back and not I could quote unquote knock him out they run away and everyone's like wow

816
00:35:24,487 --> 00:35:30,507
and I'm like it was nothing really it was nothing at any point in time do you feel like you would

817
00:35:30,507 --> 00:35:37,587
feel like would the stolen valor of that get to you the you knowing that you it was all fake

818
00:35:37,587 --> 00:35:45,667
that you're not really a hero no because I think there's a lot of fakeness in the world that we

819
00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:52,087
are not aware of you know and so i'm just going to become part of it you're just okay with it

820
00:35:52,087 --> 00:35:58,867
yeah you get to see that's how the other half lives yeah plus money changes people so i'll just

821
00:35:58,867 --> 00:36:04,627
be changed okay yeah that's true and you already know i'm gonna go through mattresses like water

822
00:36:04,627 --> 00:36:14,887
because you're putting your money under them uh no i'll be being on them oh an accident

823
00:36:15,667 --> 00:36:16,867
Oh, peeing on them.

824
00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:17,307
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

825
00:36:17,867 --> 00:36:19,267
First of all, I said being on them.

826
00:36:19,547 --> 00:36:20,267
What are you doing?

827
00:36:20,267 --> 00:36:21,027
What's so wrong with you?

828
00:36:21,327 --> 00:36:21,607
Yeah.

829
00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:24,087
Well, how are you not going through?

830
00:36:24,087 --> 00:36:24,807
It's a trust thing.

831
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:26,967
Yeah, that's true.

832
00:36:28,127 --> 00:36:29,667
You have a little mattress dispenser.

833
00:36:30,367 --> 00:36:32,247
It would be like a new one that comes up like a Kleenex.

834
00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:33,747
And yeah, they like expand.

835
00:36:33,967 --> 00:36:36,347
You know how Mr. Beast does like things for people with his money?

836
00:36:36,547 --> 00:36:36,767
Yeah.

837
00:36:37,247 --> 00:36:39,527
What if I did things that didn't help anyone but were interesting?

838
00:36:39,527 --> 00:36:45,547
Like what if I stacked like a thousand mattresses and had someone jump off a building and saw what happened?

839
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:53,987
yeah just to see yeah yeah oh and then you could be waiting to catch them when they end up

840
00:36:53,987 --> 00:36:58,287
they end up getting springboarded by the mattresses you want to see how far they fly

841
00:36:58,287 --> 00:37:03,147
yeah well no but then that can be your stolen valor yeah but then i get but a thousand mattresses

842
00:37:03,147 --> 00:37:08,647
is really high so once they're barreling toward me i get scared and move and yeah but no one

843
00:37:08,647 --> 00:37:10,867
knows I set it up so I'm not in trouble.

844
00:37:11,267 --> 00:37:11,407
Oh.

845
00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:11,907
Yeah.

846
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:12,927
That's nice.

847
00:37:14,747 --> 00:37:16,427
There's just a thousand mattresses here.

848
00:37:16,607 --> 00:37:18,627
I guess we'll never know how it got here.

849
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:19,627
But then I'm on the news and they're like,

850
00:37:19,687 --> 00:37:21,767
it looked like you were about to try and save that person.

851
00:37:21,827 --> 00:37:22,127
What happened?

852
00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:24,147
I was like, oh, my back.

853
00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:25,727
I remembered.

854
00:37:26,367 --> 00:37:27,447
I need a massage.

855
00:37:27,987 --> 00:37:30,807
I volunteered an orphanage and they need me.

856
00:37:31,647 --> 00:37:32,807
Yeah, I'm too invaluable.

857
00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:33,407
Yeah.

858
00:37:33,607 --> 00:37:34,647
I couldn't be smooshed.

859
00:37:35,707 --> 00:37:37,167
I couldn't be smooshed.

860
00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:39,807
Yeah, that would be good.

861
00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:42,107
That would be fun to just try stuff out.

862
00:37:43,207 --> 00:37:50,587
You could go to Red Lobster and free all the lobsters in the tank and let them go and give them a 30-minute head start.

863
00:37:51,387 --> 00:37:52,407
And then hunt them.

864
00:37:55,867 --> 00:37:57,367
Come for you, lobsters.

865
00:37:58,567 --> 00:37:59,907
And they're just still out in the parking lot.

866
00:38:01,067 --> 00:38:02,427
Not knowing which way to go.

867
00:38:02,587 --> 00:38:03,687
One of them is looking at a map.

868
00:38:04,207 --> 00:38:05,147
We're in Tulsa.

869
00:38:05,987 --> 00:38:07,067
No ocean here.

870
00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:07,987
This pavement's hot.

871
00:38:08,647 --> 00:38:10,067
yeah

872
00:38:10,067 --> 00:38:13,927
it'll just be mercy killing the lobsters

873
00:38:13,927 --> 00:38:16,207
yeah although what's

874
00:38:16,207 --> 00:38:18,247
the lobster like you can't like just put

875
00:38:18,247 --> 00:38:20,307
them back in the ocean and then they're fine I don't

876
00:38:20,307 --> 00:38:22,147
think why not I don't think so

877
00:38:22,147 --> 00:38:23,687
I think it's kind of

878
00:38:23,687 --> 00:38:25,547
curtains for them once you

879
00:38:25,547 --> 00:38:28,207
yeah because I remember reading

880
00:38:28,207 --> 00:38:30,147
somewhere like a news story that

881
00:38:30,147 --> 00:38:32,127
like I think

882
00:38:32,127 --> 00:38:34,087
this was on Twitter it was like some like

883
00:38:34,087 --> 00:38:36,147
animal rights activists like went

884
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,067
to a fancy restaurant and took the

885
00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:43,627
lobster tank and like put all the lobsters back in the ocean and they just died and then like a

886
00:38:43,627 --> 00:38:49,687
chef responded to that being like yeah you can't just like reintroduce them they have like weird

887
00:38:49,687 --> 00:38:55,687
psychology about death and because like if you have a bunch of lobster in a tank if one of the

888
00:38:55,687 --> 00:39:00,527
lobsters starts to try to claw out of the tank the other lobsters will pull it back in

889
00:39:00,527 --> 00:39:05,327
but how do we know if they're going down you're going down with us but how do we know if it's

890
00:39:05,327 --> 00:39:12,207
that or if it's like no this could be okay you're gonna make us all look bad we might get out of

891
00:39:12,207 --> 00:39:16,327
this get back down here look at all of the nice people waving at us in this aj's

892
00:39:16,327 --> 00:39:21,787
oh i would have my own private grocery store sorry joe i should have laughed

893
00:39:21,787 --> 00:39:26,347
earlier at that i enjoyed that that wasn't that good it was good thank you it was nice yeah

894
00:39:26,347 --> 00:39:32,167
joe saying aj's made me think i would have my own private grocery store oh that's good

895
00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:33,867
Because I don't mind grocery shopping.

896
00:39:34,007 --> 00:39:34,707
It's not like...

897
00:39:34,707 --> 00:39:35,227
It's just the people.

898
00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:36,167
It's the people.

899
00:39:36,267 --> 00:39:38,707
It would be nice if you could just kind of wander and look at everything yourself.

900
00:39:39,447 --> 00:39:42,707
In fact, I would probably spend a lot more time in a grocery store if there was no one else there.

901
00:39:43,987 --> 00:39:45,167
I spend a lot of time in...

902
00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:48,007
If I go to an AJ's, I spend a lot of time in the AJ's.

903
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:49,707
Yeah.

904
00:39:49,827 --> 00:39:51,407
Because they have upturned lights and I like that.

905
00:39:53,187 --> 00:39:54,027
It is...

906
00:39:54,027 --> 00:39:54,747
AJ's is nice.

907
00:39:54,847 --> 00:39:55,687
It's just expensive.

908
00:39:56,807 --> 00:39:57,127
True.

909
00:39:57,587 --> 00:39:58,507
I love that idea.

910
00:39:58,787 --> 00:39:59,127
Thank you.

911
00:39:59,127 --> 00:40:00,267
Maybe we could put mannequins in it.

912
00:40:01,727 --> 00:40:02,027
Oh.

913
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:12,067
okay like they're shopping um um yeah we could put mannequins in there so they're like mid pose

914
00:40:12,067 --> 00:40:16,147
there's like one that like can't reach the top shelf and it's just always never you're never

915
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:20,067
gonna reach that top shelf yeah one of them's holding a fake gun with the cashier

916
00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:26,207
and then you save the cashier and all the other mannequins are like wow good job

917
00:40:26,207 --> 00:40:28,647
this is valor that was given yep

918
00:40:28,647 --> 00:40:38,967
um yeah i like that idea do you have any other ideas that's actually a really really good one

919
00:40:38,967 --> 00:40:43,127
thank you i wish i thought of it maybe the same concept with like an amusement park

920
00:40:43,127 --> 00:40:50,207
because i love an amusement park yeah that would be good yeah i just need one person to do the rides

921
00:40:50,207 --> 00:40:57,067
yeah it could be your body double he's he's like when do i get paid

922
00:40:57,067 --> 00:40:59,267
You're like, guess what? We're going to an amusement park.

923
00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:00,667
And he's like, finally, some fun.

924
00:41:00,707 --> 00:41:01,807
I was like, no, no, no, not for you.

925
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,327
I'd like to thank you for all your hard work trying on those clothes.

926
00:41:04,407 --> 00:41:05,287
They look great on me, don't they?

927
00:41:05,407 --> 00:41:05,667
Yeah.

928
00:41:07,727 --> 00:41:09,347
Yeah, private amusement park would be good.

929
00:41:09,427 --> 00:41:10,627
He's in like a Fred Flintstone outfit.

930
00:41:14,387 --> 00:41:15,947
He's just a barrel with straps.

931
00:41:17,067 --> 00:41:17,547
Yeah.

932
00:41:18,807 --> 00:41:22,787
I have enough money to keep you around, but not enough to clothe you.

933
00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:25,527
No, I'm not liquid.

934
00:41:26,167 --> 00:41:26,527
Sorry.

935
00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:29,967
it's all wrapped up in this roller coasters

936
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:31,527
I'm sorry

937
00:41:31,527 --> 00:41:33,427
a 400 million dollar amusement park

938
00:41:33,427 --> 00:41:35,267
I call it doppelgangers

939
00:41:35,267 --> 00:41:39,507
well I think these are good

940
00:41:39,507 --> 00:41:40,467
signs

941
00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:43,287
I think these are people will know

942
00:41:43,287 --> 00:41:46,007
you see a bird in a smoking jacket

943
00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:48,327
you see lobsters

944
00:41:48,327 --> 00:41:49,867
confused in a parking lot

945
00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:51,527
you see Francis in a poober

946
00:41:51,527 --> 00:41:55,367
then

947
00:41:55,367 --> 00:41:57,047
you'll know

948
00:41:57,047 --> 00:42:04,747
you'll know that's not a bad idea it is a terrible idea that is a terrible idea i don't want to meet

949
00:42:04,747 --> 00:42:12,027
the person that would do that wait wait wait wait wait hear me out okay a van a sprinter van

950
00:42:12,027 --> 00:42:19,487
it's a portable toilet you need a toilet it's an app i need a toilet in four minutes i'll be there

951
00:42:19,487 --> 00:42:25,667
van pulls up you get in it's a private commode there's still somebody in the front of the van

952
00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:27,287
But there's a partition, you never see them.

953
00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,627
Can it be like a limousine?

954
00:42:30,747 --> 00:42:33,887
There's a button in back if you want to put the partition down.

955
00:42:33,887 --> 00:42:34,307
The privacy.

956
00:42:35,107 --> 00:42:36,207
I want you to watch.

957
00:42:36,447 --> 00:42:37,307
Can you hold my hand?

958
00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:38,567
I need a lot of fiber today.

959
00:42:38,587 --> 00:42:39,727
Can you look me right in the eyes?

960
00:42:40,567 --> 00:42:41,607
Come on, you wouldn't use that?

961
00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:45,787
Why do you keep trying to take the plumbing out of the bathroom process?

962
00:42:46,707 --> 00:42:47,107
I know.

963
00:42:47,467 --> 00:42:48,467
No one's mad about an RV.

964
00:42:48,467 --> 00:42:49,987
One of the greatest inventions of all time.

965
00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:58,027
an rv it's like okay that adds a lot of other value that makes that part of it like okay you've

966
00:42:58,027 --> 00:43:02,867
never been no one buys an rv just to go to the bathroom uh there will be signs

967
00:43:02,867 --> 00:43:08,367
oh and that wraps up there will be signs

968
00:43:08,367 --> 00:43:15,007
now please excuse us as we use hundred dollar bills as toilet paper

969
00:43:15,007 --> 00:43:26,287
all right one final segment that is the big question the question is very big

970
00:43:26,287 --> 00:43:31,467
i have a question great because i don't i was thinking

971
00:43:31,467 --> 00:43:37,827
and i'm gonna try and phrase this properly because it can go one or two ways so i was

972
00:43:37,827 --> 00:43:42,987
thinking like if you knew the world was about to end but like in such a way where you could still

973
00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:44,947
do anything you wanted.

974
00:43:45,527 --> 00:43:46,867
I don't want people to stop

975
00:43:46,867 --> 00:43:48,527
working at the restaurant.

976
00:43:49,307 --> 00:43:51,267
Everyone knows the world's going to end, but they all

977
00:43:51,267 --> 00:43:52,187
go to their jobs.

978
00:43:53,267 --> 00:43:55,327
So either nothing changes or

979
00:43:55,327 --> 00:43:57,647
you're the only one who knows, but you know for sure.

980
00:43:57,647 --> 00:43:58,087
Okay.

981
00:43:58,947 --> 00:44:01,587
How are you going to spend your last week?

982
00:44:02,907 --> 00:44:03,867
What are you going to do?

983
00:44:06,087 --> 00:44:06,607
Oof.

984
00:44:09,407 --> 00:44:10,887
Besides invest in pooper.

985
00:44:12,987 --> 00:44:14,687
as the world's about to end.

986
00:44:15,107 --> 00:44:17,407
Well, that would be a sign of the apocalypse

987
00:44:17,407 --> 00:44:19,507
if I ever did invest in that.

988
00:44:22,467 --> 00:44:24,627
Well, aside from the obvious is

989
00:44:24,627 --> 00:44:26,487
do a lot of traveling.

990
00:44:26,687 --> 00:44:29,187
A week's not a lot of time to see a lot of things.

991
00:44:29,607 --> 00:44:30,567
You want more notice?

992
00:44:31,767 --> 00:44:33,767
Well, no, I mean in terms of traveling.

993
00:44:35,027 --> 00:44:35,787
If I knew it was...

994
00:44:35,787 --> 00:44:37,907
Then you could really hit up every place on Earth

995
00:44:37,907 --> 00:44:40,107
and go for like a year.

996
00:44:41,147 --> 00:44:42,267
Oh, you want a year's notice?

997
00:44:42,267 --> 00:44:44,767
Well, I mean, that would give you a lot of time.

998
00:44:44,907 --> 00:44:53,727
Because it's like, just even the act of traveling itself, like flying to Paris or whatever, that takes time.

999
00:44:55,167 --> 00:44:55,407
You're right.

1000
00:44:55,507 --> 00:44:56,627
It takes hours.

1001
00:44:56,807 --> 00:44:59,027
I mean, if I were, like, I want to go to Tokyo someday.

1002
00:44:59,187 --> 00:44:59,507
Me too.

1003
00:45:00,287 --> 00:45:01,067
Flying to Tokyo.

1004
00:45:01,207 --> 00:45:04,107
That's like, that's one of my days gone.

1005
00:45:04,247 --> 00:45:05,247
A week's not a lot of time.

1006
00:45:05,387 --> 00:45:06,107
A week's not a lot of time.

1007
00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:06,527
You're right.

1008
00:45:07,187 --> 00:45:10,727
So, let's say, are we making this local?

1009
00:45:10,727 --> 00:45:12,947
what would you do

1010
00:45:12,947 --> 00:45:14,527
well it's your week so

1011
00:45:14,527 --> 00:45:17,667
be as local as you want

1012
00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:20,887
I feel like

1013
00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:24,667
am I getting in trouble for things

1014
00:45:24,667 --> 00:45:25,727
like can I get arrested

1015
00:45:25,727 --> 00:45:26,947
also are we assuming

1016
00:45:26,947 --> 00:45:30,487
infinite funds or only the funds that you currently have

1017
00:45:30,487 --> 00:45:31,287
available to you

1018
00:45:31,287 --> 00:45:34,107
I would say infinite funds

1019
00:45:34,107 --> 00:45:35,347
I would say money is not an object

1020
00:45:35,347 --> 00:45:37,487
infinite funds is more fun

1021
00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:38,907
it's infinite fun

1022
00:45:38,907 --> 00:45:41,327
there will be signs

1023
00:45:41,327 --> 00:45:44,447
yeah so there you go you have all the money in the world

1024
00:45:44,447 --> 00:45:46,047
and a week to spend it

1025
00:45:46,047 --> 00:45:47,687
okay

1026
00:45:47,687 --> 00:45:51,167
um

1027
00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:53,727
I'm gonna take

1028
00:45:53,727 --> 00:45:55,707
I would replace all of the bathroom

1029
00:45:55,707 --> 00:45:56,087
yeah

1030
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:59,907
hey birds get over here

1031
00:45:59,907 --> 00:46:01,547
for personal fitting

1032
00:46:01,547 --> 00:46:03,187
you're going out with a bang

1033
00:46:03,187 --> 00:46:05,287
um

1034
00:46:05,287 --> 00:46:08,367
I

1035
00:46:08,367 --> 00:46:14,767
let's take travel off the table because that seems i would just i mean in real life i would

1036
00:46:14,767 --> 00:46:21,247
just travel to places i wanted to see right you just and take people with you that you wanted to

1037
00:46:21,247 --> 00:46:25,267
go with you and then we just go do things which travel is great but did i tell you i saw like a

1038
00:46:25,267 --> 00:46:29,727
meme or pick a picture of someone like posted a picture like patagonia like from their hiking trip

1039
00:46:29,727 --> 00:46:48,400
and they were like i can believe i saw this in real life like i did all this travel and i got here I saw it with my own eyes And then somebody commented i seeing it on my toilet yeah i know some of it yeah you can some of it probably like underwhelming in real life well

1040
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,780
have you heard of like paris syndrome is that when you go to paris and it's not like what

1041
00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:59,080
yeah and people have like mental breakdowns oh it's like a it's a big thing yeah geez yeah yeah

1042
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,020
Paris is one of those places

1043
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:04,540
it's like everybody has an idea of what Paris is like

1044
00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:05,740
and it's all

1045
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:08,240
romantic and it's all like nice

1046
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,560
but

1047
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,980
yeah

1048
00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:14,200
but there's a lot of shithole parts

1049
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,040
of everywhere including Paris

1050
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,280
all the really nice

1051
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,560
places are very expensive

1052
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,060
go figure

1053
00:47:21,060 --> 00:47:22,840
just like everywhere else

1054
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,340
if only Paris would invest in the

1055
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:27,160
poubelle

1056
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:36,960
oh that's where we should start it yeah yeah the baddie pooper the pee pee pooper um

1057
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:46,780
i would probably try and do a series of fun pranks i don't know i feel like i always come

1058
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:50,760
back to my go-to is like if you could do whatever you want i'm always like i'd sneak into people's

1059
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:56,680
houses i do that's why i want to know like am i gonna get arrested i would say yes because

1060
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,700
I've already given you unlimited money.

1061
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:01,340
And you're the only one who knows this is happening.

1062
00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:02,560
Oh, I can get arrested.

1063
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,720
But bail is no issue.

1064
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:07,640
Yeah.

1065
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:08,800
So that's good.

1066
00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:15,500
Plus, if you got caught, you could just, you know, kill the person because in a week,

1067
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,560
they were going to die anyway.

1068
00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:20,300
Yeah, that's true.

1069
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,620
I'm doing you a favor.

1070
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:22,380
Yeah.

1071
00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:31,000
um yeah i would want to do i don't know i'd want to do fun wacky things uh come here let me massage

1072
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:38,260
you uh no i i i didn't just steal that thing to prove it i'll massage you um

1073
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:47,820
yeah i don't know i i like the idea of switching stuff on people like that to me is always a fun

1074
00:48:47,820 --> 00:48:55,540
idea like oh i'm gonna be like maybe like one one night i'd i'd pay people to like move all the

1075
00:48:55,540 --> 00:49:00,600
merchandise from macy's and all the merchandise from dillard's and just switch them and see if

1076
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:11,000
they noticed when the store opened or maybe change the sign at aj's to jas jas jas food finds

1077
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,220
food finds

1078
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,380
food finds

1079
00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:18,020
um

1080
00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:20,360
uh

1081
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,880
I would

1082
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,560
probably like rent

1083
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,080
like

1084
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,200
really nice houses or like

1085
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,200
buy expensive cars and see if

1086
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,140
they're worth like driving and

1087
00:49:32,140 --> 00:49:34,480
um I'll be back in a week

1088
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,020
I promise

1089
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:39,020
I get paid in a week

1090
00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:40,940
uh

1091
00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:46,900
I would just probably do a lot of like really fun shit with my friends for a week.

1092
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:57,080
What would be like a large company or like product that you could buy like the rights to either for fun purposes or for screwing with people?

1093
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:57,680
Blockbuster.

1094
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,860
Oh, reopen Blockbuster.

1095
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:01,720
Yeah.

1096
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,100
Just for a week.

1097
00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:04,340
That would be so much fun.

1098
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:07,360
Oh, I would do that also if there will be signs.

1099
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:07,800
Yeah.

1100
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,320
That's a good.

1101
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:09,760
Oh, my God.

1102
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:10,600
Your own Blockbuster.

1103
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:16,600
can you imagine oh but nothing after from when i was in high school so it was exactly like me

1104
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,400
browsing blockbuster in high school i was actually thinking about this if you bought a blockbuster

1105
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:27,000
now and you like reopened it you could do have it just like blockbuster but then there was like

1106
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,320
private theater rooms that you could rent with your friends and you could like watch movies

1107
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:36,400
and get snacks and stuff it's like a blockbuster that's a movie theater yeah but like a very like

1108
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:41,280
the rooms aren't very big you wouldn't have like hundreds of people in them no just like screening

1109
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:46,200
rooms yeah yeah and like you rent a movie from blockbuster and it's like you know nothing's in

1110
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:53,000
4k it's like all old school yeah have your snacks yeah oh yeah that'd be cool i would go i would go

1111
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:58,440
for sure that would be such a money maker but why doesn't someone capitalize on blockbuster's

1112
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:03,020
nostalgia value everybody wants blockbuster to come back i feel like so many people talk about

1113
00:51:03,020 --> 00:51:06,140
Like, oh, I hate, like, just sitting on the couch scrolling Netflix.

1114
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,080
I spend an hour and I don't pick the name.

1115
00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:08,740
I don't want anything.

1116
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,180
No.

1117
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:09,880
Shut up.

1118
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:10,700
Like, go to Blockbuster.

1119
00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:12,580
You always, it's a fun time.

1120
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:13,260
Like an adult.

1121
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:14,481
Yeah, go to Blockbuster.

1122
00:51:14,620 --> 00:51:15,140
It's a fun time.

1123
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,220
You always find something.

1124
00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:20,320
You get to walk by the box for gummo a hundred times.

1125
00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:20,580
Yeah.

1126
00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:22,120
And never rent gummo.

1127
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,160
Yeah.

1128
00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:27,020
I can still see that cover in my head.

1129
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:27,760
You can.

1130
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:28,460
Yeah, I can too.

1131
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,860
Oh, it's there forever.

1132
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,420
Powder was another one.

1133
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,320
I used to see a lot of...

1134
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:34,960
Oh, yeah, Powder.

1135
00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:35,580
Powder.

1136
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,280
Powder and Gemmo, the big two.

1137
00:51:37,981 --> 00:51:38,580
I saw Powder.

1138
00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:41,981
I think I did, too.

1139
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:47,760
And it was underwhelming for how big of a presence that box was in my life.

1140
00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:50,900
The movie, I...

1141
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,640
Because he couldn't touch things, right?

1142
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:57,360
Or he had to wear gloves, and he was kind of like a bubble boy.

1143
00:51:58,500 --> 00:51:59,380
Am I remembering that correctly?

1144
00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:00,960
I think he could make you feel things.

1145
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,100
he didn't make me feel anything

1146
00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:04,240
you just

1147
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:05,420
uh

1148
00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:06,620
life alert

1149
00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:07,880
is not going off

1150
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:08,520
powder

1151
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,000
for your last week

1152
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,860
we'll be refilming

1153
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:11,760
the film powder

1154
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,900
in a way that makes me

1155
00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:13,481
feel something

1156
00:52:13,481 --> 00:52:14,820
we're gonna make it good

1157
00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:15,360
this time

1158
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,500
powder the way it should

1159
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:17,000
have been done

1160
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:17,860
uh

1161
00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:18,840
um

1162
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:19,220
yeah

1163
00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:21,160
good call

1164
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,860
um

1165
00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:24,800
yeah what would you do

1166
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,380
you hadn't thought this far

1167
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:29,120
I would hit on

1168
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,020
everyone

1169
00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,900
just to see how many I could get.

1170
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,360
Oh, that's true, because then they don't know.

1171
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,280
But then what if it's like nonstop or check?

1172
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,360
That would be demoralizing.

1173
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,020
No, that's fine, because I would expect that anyway.

1174
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,180
But you'd see, hey, I'm actually getting a higher return

1175
00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:46,280
on my investment than I thought.

1176
00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:48,640
I could have been doing this the whole time.

1177
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,740
Well, also, too, you would have the psychological confidence

1178
00:52:52,740 --> 00:52:54,740
of knowing it doesn't matter, the world's going to end.

1179
00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:57,040
So that would probably make you better at flirting

1180
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:57,920
and hitting on people.

1181
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,981
yeah and every person that said no i could be like i just want you to know that i have the

1182
00:53:01,981 --> 00:53:08,380
power to end the world and because you said no i'm gonna end it in a week oh have a nice life

1183
00:53:08,380 --> 00:53:13,620
then you're gonna die they're gonna die with you being their god they're gonna be like

1184
00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:18,040
i met this crazy guy and then in a week they're gonna be like holy shit

1185
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:25,040
no no i'll go on a date with you come back every time i say no i'm like what if god was one of us

1186
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,720
pointing at myself just a stranger on the poover

1187
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:35,720
yeah i would do that i would um i would probably go to like my favorite restaurants

1188
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:41,981
yeah have like some nice meals yeah a whole bunch of nice meals i and my yeah you'd want

1189
00:53:41,981 --> 00:53:46,740
your friends with you the whole time until you didn't want them with you right and then

1190
00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:51,280
like we have certain friends that it's like you're you're getting small doses

1191
00:53:51,280 --> 00:54:03,840
but yeah so it would be selective but you'd have exactly the people that you wanted to have around

1192
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,880
you yeah exactly yeah whenever you wanted to have them around you and you just do fun stuff

1193
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:13,000
yeah and you have so much money the people that you want small doses when you're about to get

1194
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,840
tired then be like hey you really like this niche thing right why don't you go do that

1195
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:18,640
Why don't you go do that?

1196
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,400
On me.

1197
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:19,860
Yep.

1198
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:20,340
Here.

1199
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:21,540
It's like, yeah.

1200
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,400
Go see a Star Wars.

1201
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:23,760
Yeah.

1202
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:25,600
Yeah.

1203
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,640
What a fun week that would be.

1204
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:28,160
Yeah.

1205
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,540
Good for us.

1206
00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:31,120
All right.

1207
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:32,620
Time to die.

1208
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:33,520
Time to die.

1209
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:41,420
And then right at the end of the week, I would go get on one of those passenger rockets.

1210
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:43,900
You know, we're going to the moon or whatever.

1211
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,240
Or we're going to space station.

1212
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,300
I would just get on it.

1213
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:48,760
kind of like when Cal gets on the boat in Titanic.

1214
00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:50,120
Oh, yeah.

1215
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,080
Yeah, that would go up, the Earth would end,

1216
00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:53,080
and then I would come back down.

1217
00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:54,260
So what?

1218
00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:56,100
Well, it depends on how it ended.

1219
00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:58,380
Then we have a fun post-apocalyptic life.

1220
00:54:58,380 --> 00:54:59,600
Yeah, which could be great.

1221
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,180
Could be good.

1222
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,740
Anytime we're done, you know, we can massage ourselves.

1223
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:04,300
Although, you're going to be stuck.

1224
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,981
It's just going to be you and Katy Perry.

1225
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,260
She's not coming.

1226
00:55:07,620 --> 00:55:09,220
Well, she's going to be on that little rocket with you.

1227
00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:10,280
I will kick her out.

1228
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:10,660
Good.

1229
00:55:10,981 --> 00:55:11,400
Please do.

1230
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,520
And I'll give you guys first dibs if you want to come.

1231
00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:14,060
Oh, yeah.

1232
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:14,440
Yeah.

1233
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:15,080
For sure.

1234
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,260
I'm not going if Katie's going

1235
00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:18,740
Katie's not going

1236
00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:19,040
Okay

1237
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,800
That's how I feel

1238
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,300
What a fun week that's going to be

1239
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:26,160
I hope it happens soon

1240
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,600
I hope the weather's good that week

1241
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,800
Oh I know that would be such a bummer

1242
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,800
It's like please give us a week

1243
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,220
Before you start raining fire from the sky

1244
00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:38,080
Can we just have this please

1245
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,360
We come back down from the rocket

1246
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,540
Like dinosaurs are back

1247
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:44,880
They were like we were here the whole time

1248
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,180
hibernation

1249
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:48,420
well

1250
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:49,920
there it is

1251
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:50,840
that wraps up

1252
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,120
the big question

1253
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:52,940
the big question

1254
00:55:52,940 --> 00:55:54,260
well

1255
00:55:54,260 --> 00:55:56,260
there's only time

1256
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:56,780
for one

1257
00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:58,320
final thing

1258
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,160
did you look

1259
00:55:59,160 --> 00:55:59,960
I didn't look

1260
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:00,860
I deliberately

1261
00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:01,720
I saw what you did

1262
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,360
and I deliberately

1263
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,040
kept my eyes

1264
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:03,540
on your eyes

1265
00:56:03,540 --> 00:56:04,120
because Francis

1266
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:04,760
just held up

1267
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:05,800
his index card

1268
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,680
with his words on it

1269
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:07,580
he's beautiful

1270
00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:08,800
and he's not smart

1271
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,800
um

1272
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,180
hot dog

1273
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:14,380
that's why we keep him around

1274
00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:14,860
he's hot

1275
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:22,360
he's dumb um the thing we need to do is guess secret words we let me go first because i

1276
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:29,960
only one word jumped out at me okay i actually don't have very good words actually i have two

1277
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:36,660
now i'm trying to i'm trying to go back and and think about did you say your secret word i did

1278
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:44,060
oh well that doesn't bode well for me i said it how's it bode now not well

1279
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,820
Still, because I don't have any good guesses, really.

1280
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:50,000
Oh, I thought you...

1281
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,180
I did write a couple down.

1282
00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:52,140
Okay, you want me to go?

1283
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:53,600
Yeah, you go.

1284
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,440
The one word I wrote down is master.

1285
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:56,780
Nope.

1286
00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:58,180
I didn't know when I said it.

1287
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,000
You're talking about you've got your 10,000 hours?

1288
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:00,760
Oh.

1289
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,481
You're a master.

1290
00:57:01,780 --> 00:57:02,060
Oh.

1291
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,200
What we played back, she never said master.

1292
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,120
Maybe it was implied.

1293
00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:09,240
Or you said it first.

1294
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:10,200
What was your single word implied?

1295
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,520
I'm a master and you've got your 10,000 hours.

1296
00:57:12,981 --> 00:57:13,720
Here's my other one.

1297
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:14,240
Humiliation.

1298
00:57:14,860 --> 00:57:15,460
No.

1299
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,100
Oh, did I say that about the guy trying on your clothes?

1300
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:19,680
Yeah.

1301
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:20,360
No.

1302
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:20,720
Yeah.

1303
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,120
I just really wanted you to humiliate another human being.

1304
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:25,560
I've done it.

1305
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,260
All right.

1306
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,740
So that's the two words that jumped out at me.

1307
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:31,840
So I didn't say your word, but I also didn't say your decoy word.

1308
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:32,760
You did not.

1309
00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:34,940
When did you say your word?

1310
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,720
I said it in the invention of the week.

1311
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:44,600
Okay.

1312
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:46,760
You want to know what it is?

1313
00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:47,180
Yeah, I do.

1314
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,600
Don't take this personally because I do actually mean what I say.

1315
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,080
But you bring a certain artistry to the invention of the week.

1316
00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:58,820
It doesn't look like work when you do it.

1317
00:57:59,481 --> 00:57:59,840
Artistry.

1318
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,400
Oh, you cloaked me in compliments.

1319
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:02,880
Yep.

1320
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:04,220
I got you.

1321
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,820
Damn.

1322
00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:09,460
Your wife alert was going off.

1323
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,880
My patch was patching.

1324
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:11,200
Yeah.

1325
00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:12,280
You didn't even notice.

1326
00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:14,720
What was your decoy?

1327
00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:22,960
domesticity joe actually laughed when i said it i literally forgot to write that one down i'm so

1328
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:27,580
glad because i probably would have said it as your word yeah yeah because it was it was i liked it

1329
00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:31,660
because it was like the way that i said it was like just awkward enough to be noticeable

1330
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:37,280
dang it i wish you had written it down damn you francis why don't you pay more attention

1331
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:43,460
damn me to the space station um when did you say your word

1332
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:47,481
I don't remember the exact specifics

1333
00:58:47,481 --> 00:58:50,200
but as she guesses I will prove to you that I said it

1334
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:54,060
well I don't have any good guesses for you

1335
00:58:54,060 --> 00:58:57,560
is your secret word genia

1336
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,360
your own personal plural for genius

1337
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,460
is your secret word poober

1338
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:05,040
I'm going now

1339
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,540
no and no

1340
00:59:08,540 --> 00:59:21,320
is your i would guess for your decoy word what is it is it hippa no but that was i that was very

1341
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:27,160
funny like why did i say it yeah it was so weird that you said it but and then i repeated it because

1342
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:33,340
it was so weird i was like no why did i do that my word if you're ready i'm ready miss jackson

1343
00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:35,300
is overstimulate.

1344
00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:39,440
That was not your word.

1345
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,400
What?

1346
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,220
It was?

1347
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:42,620
Overestimate.

1348
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:48,500
That's why I said,

1349
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,020
did you say,

1350
00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:51,760
that's why I was like,

1351
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,740
did you say that Jenna overstimulated you?

1352
00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:55,460
Because I thought,

1353
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:56,481
maybe you meant to say.

1354
00:59:56,481 --> 00:59:57,300
What if you wrote it down wrong?

1355
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,340
No, it was overestimate, 100%.

1356
00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:00,820
Yay.

1357
01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:08,860
so you don't even get a point for saying your word

1358
01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:11,740
Jenna's putting her hands up

1359
01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:15,080
oh you can hear me pumping my fists

1360
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,320
yeah listeners yeah

1361
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,820
I'm making ground by proxy

1362
01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:23,000
Francis and I's wife alerts are going off the charts right now

1363
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,880
neither one of you trust the other one

1364
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,400
my patch is filling with rage

1365
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:30,000
damn

1366
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,120
there's no way to really know

1367
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:43,680
uh well we have to go by our producer we do there's no history on that that's why he's here

1368
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:48,981
there's no history on it but also i i always show you the word and then i put it on my lap

1369
01:00:48,981 --> 01:00:55,840
and then i double check it as i'm writing it so odds are that it's overestimate okay i accept

1370
01:00:55,840 --> 01:01:01,960
i accept okay i'm gonna go in my room and massage myself

1371
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:10,240
Well, no one guessed anyone's word, so the net result, I think, is just plus one for Jenna.

1372
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:11,160
Yes.

1373
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,800
So Jenna's up, but not by a lot.

1374
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:13,740
Yeah.

1375
01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:14,660
But that's okay.

1376
01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:16,440
I'll take my gains however I can get them.

1377
01:01:16,481 --> 01:01:17,360
What was your decoy word?

1378
01:01:18,481 --> 01:01:18,880
Overestimate.

1379
01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:20,940
No, it was amendments.

1380
01:01:22,340 --> 01:01:23,260
When did you say amendments?

1381
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,500
During invention of the week.

1382
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,280
I'm going to make a few amendments to this.

1383
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:27,360
Oh.

1384
01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:28,540
Wow.

1385
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:29,780
I can't believe I bungled it.

1386
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,680
Hey, I've done that before.

1387
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,140
You're in good company.

1388
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:34,140
I know.

1389
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,481
You're still all invited to my spaceship.

1390
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:38,320
Thank you.

1391
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,380
I appreciate it.

1392
01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:50,180
Well, this has been a vacation episode of Very Fine Friends.

1393
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:51,620
Bye.

1394
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,280
My bad.

1395
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,240
I was going to say bonus.

1396
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:54,600
Bonus.

1397
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:56,320
Bye.

1398
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,240
Bonus.

1399
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:58,260
Genius.

1400
01:01:58,981 --> 01:01:59,400
Genius.

1401
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:01,820
Uber.

1402
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:12,300
We'll be right back.