1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:22,020 welcome to very fine friends bonus improv joke we please get a suggestion 2 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:24,840 your suggestion is mature 3 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,560 mature 4 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,380 mature 5 00:00:27,380 --> 00:00:29,400 mature 6 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,480 I think 7 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,760 the 8 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,260 term mature 9 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,720 like referring to old people 10 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,280 or older like 11 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,900 geriatrics yeah 12 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,700 I think that's 13 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,140 worse than just saying old 14 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:47,300 I don't know why 15 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:50,140 the euphemism 16 00:00:50,140 --> 00:00:52,520 I don't know. 17 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,780 It sounds condescending to me. 18 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,180 When I hear mature, I think of 19 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:00,920 like how when I was a kid, 20 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,080 I was always considered more mature than other kids. 21 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,960 So in my mind, it's more of a mental thing. 22 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:07,320 Yeah. 23 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,360 I picture you as like a kid in a little suit. 24 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,600 Did you wear suits a lot? 25 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,080 Maybe you're just picturing my communion photo. 26 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,500 Where you were. 27 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:19,080 No, I mean, you're so well-dressed now. 28 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,420 I figure you probably always were very well dressed. 29 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,640 Not the case. 30 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,660 I have school photos of me in like Looney Tunes shirts. 31 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,140 T-shirts. 32 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,360 I think whenever my dad was in control, all bets were off. 33 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:30,760 Yeah. 34 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:33,700 When I had my own like ownership of myself. 35 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:40,400 And I think my junior year school picture, I was in an In-N-Out t-shirt. 36 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:42,600 Oh, okay. 37 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,200 Which sucks because it was the year I was the hottest. 38 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:46,520 Seventh grade? 39 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:48,080 Junior. 40 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:48,480 Junior. 41 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:48,980 Oh, junior. 42 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,920 Why did I process that at seventh grade? 43 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:54,720 That's better. 44 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:55,220 Yeah. 45 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:56,260 Much better. 46 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:57,380 I don't know why I was... 47 00:01:57,380 --> 00:02:00,080 I would not be referring to myself as hot at 12. 48 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:02,720 Whoa. 49 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:03,560 Whoops. 50 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:04,820 Whoops-a-daisies. 51 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,560 When were you the hottest? 52 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:09,640 Besides now. 53 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:11,060 I was going to say right now. 54 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:12,300 And then... 55 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:12,840 No, no, now. 56 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:13,580 Now. 57 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:14,180 Now is it now? 58 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:14,500 No. 59 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,560 Refresh now. 60 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,300 I don't know. 61 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,840 I mean, probably sometime in my 20s. 62 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:26,560 That's probably 20, 21. 63 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:27,460 Nice. 64 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:28,060 Yeah. 65 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:29,240 Show me some pictures later. 66 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:43,024 I don really think I have any You were too busy living in your hotness Yeah Yeah I get it And I not really a big picture person I don care for it I don like being photographed either Yeah And now improv 67 00:02:49,184 --> 00:02:50,384 Caitlin, step over here, please. 68 00:02:50,864 --> 00:02:51,224 Yeah. 69 00:02:51,724 --> 00:02:52,204 All right. 70 00:02:53,164 --> 00:02:56,704 I don't know why you're being so difficult with all the other teachers, 71 00:02:56,964 --> 00:02:59,204 but we have to get this yearbook closed down. 72 00:02:59,204 --> 00:03:01,324 so just stand over there on the spot 73 00:03:01,324 --> 00:03:03,244 I'm going to be taking your picture today. No. 74 00:03:03,564 --> 00:03:04,404 Yes. No. 75 00:03:05,964 --> 00:03:06,884 No, I'm sorry. 76 00:03:07,324 --> 00:03:08,824 Just can't you put a not 77 00:03:08,824 --> 00:03:11,384 not pictured thing where my 78 00:03:11,384 --> 00:03:12,684 spot should be in your book? 79 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:15,244 Any other year we could but you know that 80 00:03:15,244 --> 00:03:17,244 recent legislation has passed that says 81 00:03:17,244 --> 00:03:19,024 every student must be photographed and published. 82 00:03:19,424 --> 00:03:21,344 I can't do anything about this. Damn my 83 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:23,124 congressman. Why did he vote for that? 84 00:03:23,264 --> 00:03:25,284 Write a letter. Now stand over on the X. 85 00:03:25,524 --> 00:03:27,524 No, no, don't make me do it. 86 00:03:27,544 --> 00:03:28,504 I'm making you do it. 87 00:03:28,504 --> 00:03:36,544 stand there now all right you could make me stand there but it doesn't doesn't mean that 88 00:03:36,544 --> 00:03:42,184 you're gonna get the photo that you want i don't care as long as you're smiling i've done my job 89 00:03:42,184 --> 00:03:52,284 okay well just don't make me all right fine all right and smile okay i'm smiling no you're not 90 00:03:52,284 --> 00:03:58,664 yeah i am this is how i smile don't judge how i smile listen i've seen a hundred smiles that's 91 00:03:58,664 --> 00:04:06,664 not a smile here oh no no look at the birdie no tweet tweet hey look at me oops i farted 92 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:14,144 no oops i don't like scatological humor okay let me check the book hold on um 93 00:04:14,144 --> 00:04:17,544 smile 94 00:04:17,544 --> 00:04:22,944 Ha ha! 95 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:24,624 Joke's on you. 96 00:04:26,184 --> 00:04:26,584 Why? 97 00:04:26,604 --> 00:04:31,304 I just held up a fake face in front of me with a smile on it. 98 00:04:31,364 --> 00:04:32,264 That's not my real face. 99 00:04:32,584 --> 00:04:32,904 Ha ha! 100 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:35,504 I don't know why this has been a joke to you. 101 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:38,384 That was the last click on my camera. 102 00:04:38,704 --> 00:04:40,244 I'm gonna get fired over this. 103 00:04:40,684 --> 00:04:42,144 Well, you shouldn't try to make me. 104 00:04:42,504 --> 00:04:43,464 I had to. 105 00:04:44,024 --> 00:04:44,964 No, you didn't. 106 00:04:45,804 --> 00:04:48,544 If a law is unjust, you could break that law. 107 00:04:49,324 --> 00:04:49,824 That is- 108 00:04:49,824 --> 00:04:51,084 This is the hill you're going to die on? 109 00:04:51,244 --> 00:04:52,684 I can't feed my family now. 110 00:04:53,804 --> 00:04:56,524 Okay, you don't- you're not out of a job yet. 111 00:04:57,144 --> 00:04:58,824 Once they see this picture, I'm over. 112 00:04:58,904 --> 00:04:59,344 I'm done. 113 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:05,004 Well, there's still a way we could prevent your firing. 114 00:05:05,364 --> 00:05:06,284 Oh, now you want to help? 115 00:05:06,444 --> 00:05:07,424 Okay, what's your big idea? 116 00:05:07,704 --> 00:05:17,207 Well you didn want to help me Maybe I shouldn try and help you It wasn about what I wanted It wasn about what I wanted either That for damn sure Great When a rock meets a hard place 117 00:05:18,507 --> 00:05:19,127 All right. 118 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:24,507 How are we going to... 119 00:05:24,507 --> 00:05:25,707 You tell me, idea girl. 120 00:05:25,727 --> 00:05:27,467 127 hours our way out of this... 121 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:28,067 I don't know. 122 00:05:28,067 --> 00:05:28,847 ...rocking hard place. 123 00:05:30,127 --> 00:05:32,427 I'm willing to try, but what's your idea? 124 00:05:34,247 --> 00:05:34,727 All right. 125 00:05:35,807 --> 00:05:37,367 I'm just going to... 126 00:05:37,367 --> 00:05:38,747 I know what I have to do. 127 00:05:39,387 --> 00:05:42,587 Oh god, I'm really, really taking one for the team here, though. 128 00:05:43,367 --> 00:05:44,727 Well, this is your fault. 129 00:05:44,727 --> 00:05:54,927 I'm going to have to strap this fake face to my head and walk around with it for two or three months. 130 00:05:55,407 --> 00:05:57,187 So no one knows it was... 131 00:05:57,187 --> 00:06:00,367 No one thinks it's a fake. They just think that's what I look like. 132 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:01,567 This could work. 133 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:03,307 Okay. 134 00:06:04,027 --> 00:06:06,267 Alright. Here goes nothing. 135 00:06:06,267 --> 00:06:10,767 okay thank you cut to the principal's office 136 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:22,867 you wanted to see me principal gordon i did i did okay we had a complaint from a librarian 137 00:06:22,867 --> 00:06:32,967 who overheard a troubling conversation between you and a photographer principal gordon i don't 138 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:38,587 know what you're talking about was was it is was it because i have a hard time smiling that's really 139 00:06:38,587 --> 00:06:43,767 my only problem but as you can see i'm always smiling now i figured it out there be some 140 00:06:43,767 --> 00:06:53,167 disturbing allegations that's your face not be your face i see i see 141 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:56,587 Principal Gordon 142 00:06:56,587 --> 00:06:58,127 just 143 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:01,207 I assure you it's my real face 144 00:07:01,207 --> 00:07:03,327 put your hand really close 145 00:07:03,327 --> 00:07:04,927 but don't actually touch it 146 00:07:04,927 --> 00:07:06,947 and then you'll see 147 00:07:06,947 --> 00:07:08,687 it's my real face 148 00:07:08,687 --> 00:07:09,527 okay 149 00:07:09,527 --> 00:07:13,787 oh see 150 00:07:13,787 --> 00:07:14,907 close 151 00:07:14,907 --> 00:07:17,507 but doesn't it feel like you're close 152 00:07:17,507 --> 00:07:18,687 to a real face 153 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:20,787 you're on thin eyes 154 00:07:20,787 --> 00:07:24,847 I'm going to be watching. 155 00:07:25,327 --> 00:07:27,727 You've done a great job since coming here from the bayou. 156 00:07:32,407 --> 00:07:34,187 Cut to my parents' house. 157 00:07:34,947 --> 00:07:35,407 My house. 158 00:07:37,407 --> 00:07:37,887 Honey. 159 00:07:38,747 --> 00:07:39,167 Hey, Mom. 160 00:07:40,907 --> 00:07:42,027 What's on your face? 161 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:43,767 It's just my face, Mom. 162 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:44,567 What are you talking about? 163 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:54,631 Honey what on your face What are you wearing What is that No I wearing my face Paul get in here Mom this is so insulting Do you not know what I look like I know your face I birthed your face 164 00:07:54,871 --> 00:07:56,131 Yes, you birthed this. 165 00:07:56,791 --> 00:07:58,791 This smiling monstrosity. 166 00:07:58,851 --> 00:07:59,391 What is it? 167 00:07:59,431 --> 00:08:00,611 Are you wearing cardboard? 168 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:01,551 No, this is... 169 00:08:01,551 --> 00:08:02,031 Paul! 170 00:08:02,491 --> 00:08:03,611 I'm wearing skin. 171 00:08:03,871 --> 00:08:04,551 You're lying. 172 00:08:04,971 --> 00:08:06,111 Get back down here, young lady. 173 00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:07,931 Honey, don't lie to your mother. 174 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,331 No, I'm wearing... 175 00:08:10,331 --> 00:08:12,871 I'm wearing my own real face. 176 00:08:13,271 --> 00:08:14,611 This is my real smile. 177 00:08:14,611 --> 00:08:16,711 Okay, then you won't mind if I try and take it off? 178 00:08:17,031 --> 00:08:18,331 Just, no, you can't. 179 00:08:18,611 --> 00:08:21,391 Put your hand close to, but not touching my face. 180 00:08:21,431 --> 00:08:22,611 Who would agree to these terms? 181 00:08:23,511 --> 00:08:25,591 Well, Principal Gordon was very accommodating. 182 00:08:25,811 --> 00:08:26,231 Slap yourself. 183 00:08:29,811 --> 00:08:32,011 Why is your face swinging as though on a hinge? 184 00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:32,991 Mom. 185 00:08:32,991 --> 00:08:33,251 Paul! 186 00:08:33,591 --> 00:08:34,651 No, mom, mom. 187 00:08:35,151 --> 00:08:36,291 It's hinge face. 188 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:37,311 It's the new trend. 189 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:38,691 All the kids are doing it at school. 190 00:08:39,651 --> 00:08:40,931 Just trust me on this one, okay? 191 00:08:40,971 --> 00:08:42,571 I worked too hard to have this argument. 192 00:08:42,831 --> 00:08:43,191 You're right. 193 00:08:43,191 --> 00:08:45,191 if that's the face you want to have have it 194 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,331 cut to 195 00:08:48,331 --> 00:08:50,691 yearbook day 196 00:08:50,691 --> 00:08:52,631 with the photographer 197 00:08:52,631 --> 00:08:54,671 oh say 198 00:08:54,671 --> 00:08:57,271 hey okay 199 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,711 I think I've done 200 00:08:58,711 --> 00:09:01,271 I think I've done all I can do I don't 201 00:09:01,271 --> 00:09:03,391 think everyone's buying it I can't thank 202 00:09:03,391 --> 00:09:05,451 you enough god you I mean you're still 203 00:09:05,451 --> 00:09:07,151 employed right yeah no one's fired me 204 00:09:07,151 --> 00:09:08,571 the picture looks great 205 00:09:08,571 --> 00:09:11,051 I don't want to apologize for the way I talked to you 206 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,151 I know that the principal gave you a hard time 207 00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:14,431 but 208 00:09:14,431 --> 00:09:15,771 yeah 209 00:09:15,771 --> 00:09:17,251 my mom was easy 210 00:09:17,251 --> 00:09:18,011 it was the principal 211 00:09:18,011 --> 00:09:20,271 he's got that 212 00:09:20,271 --> 00:09:22,931 Louisiana sense of justice 213 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:25,571 yeah he's out to get you 214 00:09:25,571 --> 00:09:26,551 yeah he is 215 00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,751 but I think we dodged a bullet 216 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:29,431 I just want to thank you 217 00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:33,691 in another world we could be friends 218 00:09:33,691 --> 00:09:35,551 why not this world 219 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:36,531 the age gap 220 00:09:36,531 --> 00:09:37,711 oh that's fair 221 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:46,191 yeah so uh yeah shaking my hands it has been a pleasure yep um let's not do this again 222 00:09:46,191 --> 00:09:50,591 all right well can i finally take this monstrosity off yeah i think you'll be fine 223 00:09:50,591 --> 00:10:02,591 okay good oh oh what in the hell i knew it principal gordon you're just burning and you're 224 00:10:02,591 --> 00:10:03,231 fired. 225 00:10:04,531 --> 00:10:06,411 No! That's 226 00:10:06,411 --> 00:10:07,451 Gator Jousters. 227 00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:10,291 Unseen.