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welcome to very very fine friends

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bonus bonus

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improv

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Joe

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can we please get a suggestion

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for our improv

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your suggestion is eczema

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eczema

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hmm

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I don't think it should be called that

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because it really has nothing to do with eggs

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or zima

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the drink

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is that like a wine cooler

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it was like a

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smirnoff ice before there was smirnoff ice

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I have a distinct memory

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of being in a van

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with someone

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as a child

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and them coming out of a liquor store

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and they had a case of Fuzzy Navels.

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Do you remember Fuzzy Navels?

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And they let me have some.

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What?

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Yeah.

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Was this...

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Was this before or after they gave you candy?

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Yeah, I know.

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That was the candy.

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A stranger?

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No, it was like a friend of my dad's.

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Did he say,

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little boy.

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You're not making this better.

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I'm a friend of your father's.

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get in my van. I don't remember

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anything else. I just remember I got to taste

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the fuzzy navel and as an adult I think

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that's a horribly disgusting name for

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a drink. It is.

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Is that a peachy drink? I think

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so. Is navel a type

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of peach? It's a type of orange.

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Oh yeah, you're right. It's a type of orange.

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Oh, I never

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put that together. I thought this was a belly button thing.

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I mean, that is gross.

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I think that's what it's supposed to

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make you think. I choose to think

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it's about the fruit because it is gross if it's about

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the belly button a fuzzy belly button take this back to the kitchen yeah i am a little worried

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about what memories you're repressing here you guys uh i'm okay uh you were alone with a friend

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of your dad's in his van and he gave you drinks and he got you drunk you don't remember anything

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else after that you don't understand vans are everywhere in the early 90s and then also when

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i asked my dad about him he said he had never heard of him before where were you all afternoon

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I have no friends

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oh that's funny

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well I'm glad you're

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you're okay with it it's not worrying you

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well fuzzy navel

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how old were you

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don't know don't remember

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younger than 10

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okay

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why was I sipping on a fuzzy navel

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I don't know

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yeah it one thing if you were like like high school age and it like you can have a sip of a beer Yeah I still don think that advisable if it someone else child

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Yeah, exactly.

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But at least that it's like, okay, you're going to be drinking soon.

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You might even be drinking right now.

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I'm the cool one.

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I'm a cool perv.

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I'm one of those cool pervs.

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No, don't tell your dad.

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This is called grooming.

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Yeah.

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that's weird yeah um i wonder why smirnoff ice made it but zima didn't

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because like that was even really was was it just ahead of its time or is it because have you ever

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heard of icing icing yeah it's um maybe that zima just didn't have a cool game like icing

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icing is this thing where you'd i think people still could theoretically do it to this day

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where you hide a Smirnoff ice someplace

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and then if somebody finds it,

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whoever finds it has to immediately,

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I think they take a knee and chug the Smirnoff ice.

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So it's a big thing in college.

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You'd put it in someone's medicine cabinet or something

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so they're waking up to brush their teeth

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and they open it and they have to chug a Smirnoff ice

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first thing in the morning.

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Or in the dishwasher, someone's just doing dishes

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and then there's a Smirnoff ice in there.

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That's kind of fun.

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It is kind of a fun game.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, Zima didn't have a game.

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That's right.

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And also, almost no one else does.

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I don't know if that explains it.

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Well, but I mean, Zima wasn't good.

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Spirit of Ice isn't good.

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So in the marketplace of ideas, what needs to set one of them?

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Actually, yeah, maybe your dad's friend was just playing a fun game.

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Anytime you buy a pack of fuzzy navels, you have to give it to someone who's under 10.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, those are so light on alcohol.

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It's called naveling.

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it's called fuzzing

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it's called inies and outies

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maybe because there was a product called noxzema

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that was a facial cream yeah maybe i like the way that smelled me too

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that was good i like all intense smells that are medicinal yeah

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and now improv

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Rachel, sorry it took me so long.

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Oh, no problem.

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What was going on?

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I got us a pizza.

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Oh, great.

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Thank you.

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Oh, pizza.

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Yeah, it smells good, isn't it?

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Just remember, you have to throw the first slice in someone's face.

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It can't be me.

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I know, I know, I know the game.

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I don't mean to repeat the rules.

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I know we've been playing this for years.

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Oh God I wish I just wish you didn bring this pizza to this orphanage Because they hungry for pizza Yeah and they don understand the game yet

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But rules are rules.

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Rules are rules.

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Plus, they can still eat it even if they take it to the face.

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Well, no, they're not allowed.

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That's part of the rules.

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Oh, I always forget that one sub part.

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All right.

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Well, oh, God, this pizza looks so good.

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Oh, it's hot.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hot, hot, hot, hot.

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Hi, Miss Rachel.

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rules are rules oh that was cute

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how much makes you want a kid never oh man this is so good it's really good i also got us beverages

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oh yeah yeah here's a two liter of mellow yellow oh you know what you have to do i know what i have

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to do

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I have to

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find a dog

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and

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force him to drink half of it

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while I ride it

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rules are rules

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rules are rules

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oh here comes a Yorkie

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oh god I wish he was a bigger dog

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oh hey hey little guy

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hey little guy come here

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Let me put this saddle on you.

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Now drink this mellow yellow.

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The second half of this mellow yellow is so good.

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Oh, yeah, it's so good.

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I love our life.

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Oh, that poor Yorkie eats.

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He's okay.

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He's limping away.

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He'll be all right.

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Or whatever.

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He's learned an important lesson.

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Don't come into this room.

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The lesson is also rules are rules.

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Rolls are rolls.

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Did you bring anything?

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Yeah, I did.

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I brought this comically oversized Q-tip.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Somehow still very light.

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I know.

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I know, but...

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Oh, it's a big Q-tip.

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You know what they say.

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I have to...

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spin around it like a stripper.

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Yep.

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before I can use it

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as a giant jousting mechanism.

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Because we were going to play joust later.

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And rules are rules.

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Rules are rules.

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Could I get a little bow chicka wow wow?

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All right.

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Bow chicka wow wow.

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Wow.

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Bow chicka wow.

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Upside down.

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Bow chicka wow.

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All right Rules are rules Rules are rules Which speaking of which since I did the Bow Chicka Wow Wow music you know the rule Yeah Whenever you do that

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You have to.

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You have to sew an extra button to the top of your shirt.

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God, it's already so tight.

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You got a lot of buttons on there.

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Yeah, I know.

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I've said that song a lot today.

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Yeah.

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Hold on.

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Let me joust this.

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Oh.

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What do you think jousting is?

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I think you just threw that Q-tip.

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Well, yeah.

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There was no horses allowed because rules are rules of the orphanage.

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Rules are rules.

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No horses, they say.

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I know.

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God, why did we choose to hang out at an orphanage today?

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Because it was next to our house.

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Oh, that's right.

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And the rule is.

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You have to go what's next to your house.

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Yep.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And everyone knows when you're in an orphanage, you have to take one.

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You have to take one.

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Yep.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Well, I picked last time.

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You go first this time.

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Okay.

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Hey, you.

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Pick me.

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Pick me.

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No, no.

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You want it too bad.

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I don't care either way.

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Get in here.

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Oh, nice band.

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All right.

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Okay.

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I guess it's my turn now.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to peruse.

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You picked a young girl.

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Okay.

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I'll pick a boy.

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just even things out um i finally got this grease off my face from the pizza

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yeah but you have that burn mark now i don't want you oh okay um you there little boy me who is

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happy here what's yes oh you're enjoying yourself i love it here yes you don't want to leave no i

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I'm head boy.

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Head boy, huh?

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Yeah.

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Everyone loves me.

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I'm almost, I'm guaranteed a family at the end of the week.

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Yay.

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You're coming with me.

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Oh!

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Get in the van.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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He acquiesced a little too easily.

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They're not training these kids well.

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No, they're not.

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Here, kid.

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Have a fuzzy navel.

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Well, you know what they say when you take two orphanages or orphans in a van.

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You know what the rule is.

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You have to spin around, spin them around really fast and let them go in a random part of town.

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Yep.

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And scene.