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um we had plumbers at our house this morning um they were like checking our pipes we have old pipes

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i've seen this video go on uh but one of the things they were doing was a smoke test to see

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if there's like holes in the pipes anywhere that like you can't see.

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So they basically just blow smoke through the pipes.

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And then if it escapes anywhere in your house, you know, you have some, uh, you have, you

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have some holes in your pipes.

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So he's doing the smoke test.

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And then all of a sudden there's just like massive amounts of smoke coming out of our

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dishwasher.

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and like a little bit like on the other side of the dishwasher is um uh the bathtub and a bathroom

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not they're not both in the kitchen just to clarify this yeah this isn't a willy wonka's

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situation yeah no even though i do like bathing in the kitchen like it's like a baby uh that's not

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what it is about uh so it was just kind of funny uh so on the other side so he the plumber was

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basically saying like oh the smoke must be it must be like on the bathtub side of things but it was

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just really funny to see like the my dishwasher looked like a a cartoon angry person just like

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all of a sudden steam's coming out like smoke's coming out of it that's one way to look at it

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maybe your dishwasher was making brisket hmm yeah and all your dishes now will taste like barbecue

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I haven't tried.

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Oh, I just emptied it yesterday, too.

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What a waste.

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I made brisket in an empty dishwasher.

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Yeah.

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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Well.

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I was going to ask what kind of smoke.

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Like, if they were just, like, huffing on a cigar and blowing it through a pipe.

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Yeah.

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Let me know if you see this anywhere in the house.

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All right, doll.

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Let me know if you see this in the house anywhere.

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Trust me, this is real.

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No, I'm allowed to do this.

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Well, that is interesting.

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I didn't know that was a thing.

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I am.

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It was just comical looking, too.

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It was just like, all right, well, we're just going to wait and see if there's smoke coming out.

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And then it's just like, out of the dishwasher?

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It was just funny looking.

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Anyway.

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Not every plumber can do that, so.

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I know.

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Paid extra for it.

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Welcome to Very Fine Friends.

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Podcasts where friends talk about stuff.

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Sometimes boring stuff.

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Like plumbing.

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Plumbing isn't boring.

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Can you imagine if we had to poop in a chamber pot still?

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dude i have to say indoor plumbing 10 out of 10 would recommend top five top five maybe top because

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like when people talk about like wanting to go back in history or like see things i'm like

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don't send me anywhere without indoor plumbing when when did that become

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when did that become the norm indoor plumbing 1872 okay that's what i thought i actually would

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have said 73 common misconception i know i'm i am an idiot 73 was the year of the urinal

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ah yes the urinal they called it they did the year and all of the year and all

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big fear for puns as well yep and polio

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pun polio um yeah oh yeah it's hard like hardcore indoor plumbing i

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i uh would recommend polio would probably not recommend i don't know i've never had it though

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what if you had to have polio to get indoor plumbing worth it you know mitch mcconnell had polio

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i believe that yeah he he's old enough that he had polio well let's just say it happened you got

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it because you made the deal yeah i would just stay on the toilet my chair would be my toilet

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and be like i'm living on this it'd be like you're their pooper

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okay speaking of kind of this there's a king that as my social studies teacher told me about

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that was so fat and like ate constantly.

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How fat was he?

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Anyway, he would eat constantly.

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He would eat so much that he had a special chair made

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that had a hole in it

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so he could eat and crap at the same time.

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Ugh, gross.

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He was a king.

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No one could say it was gross.

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That's not allowed when you're a king.

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Okay, well, it is.

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Just some peasant in the audience.

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Gross!

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Yeah.

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Quick interruption.

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Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own secret word.

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Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person noticing.

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If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.

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And right before we die, we add up all the points.

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And then we get a prize, whoever has the most points, for guessing the most secret words.

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Here's Joe with today's secret words.

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Jenna's secret word is construed.

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Jenna's decoy word is hierarchy.

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Francis's secret word is materialistic.

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Francis' decoy word is rambunctious.

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Back to the pod.

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Francis, you're the king of inventions.

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It's time for the invention of the week.

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Inventions.

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Everyone hear me now.

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Got a good one for you.

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Okay.

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Are you in the mood for a good one?

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You know I am.

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Well, prepare to have your socks blown off.

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You know I will.

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You know how driving makes you tired?

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I do know that.

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You know how sometimes you have a long drive?

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I know that too, baby.

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And you're scared of falling asleep because of the repercussions?

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the social repercussions

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society looks down on sleep drivers i know that it's not our fault

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we're misunderstood people you can't help physiology

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well i got a great invention this week great you know that when i was 16 i fell asleep behind the

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Will and I hit a bunch of road signs.

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I told you this.

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You did and I forgot.

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Yeah.

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You know what I wish I'd had then?

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This invention.

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Coffee?

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Coffee doesn't keep me awake.

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I could drink a whole pot and go right to bed.

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Okay.

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Here's the invention.

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It's a device that you have in your car

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that looks, that has like a camera that looks at your face.

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And when you start to nod off, it goes,

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and the idea is to keep you awake and drivers awake.

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And here's the thing.

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It doesn't just make one noise because a real sleeper knows

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that you get used to hearing certain things.

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So it cycles through new sounds.

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What are some of the other sounds?

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Here's another one.

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I do this to myself.

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It also simulates slapping sounds like you're hitting yourself.

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And then you're just more of the same, you know.

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Daddy, wake up.

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There's a baby in the road.

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Stuff like that.

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you laugh but

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there's a lot of drivers that get tired

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especially driving semis

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this would be great yeah

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and it could just do really annoying noises

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yeah

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well that's a bad example

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because I love that sound

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yeah that's a great noise

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right to sleep

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well

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there's a big problem with

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is that one of the noises?

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I muted.

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Oh, sorry.

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I just called out your loud drinking.

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You did.

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You had muted.

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I did.

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Sorry, Francis.

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I was trying to be a good person.

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Fuck me, right?

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Yep.

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There's a big problem with speed, meth,

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what have you in the truck driving community.

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Oh, we can cut down on that.

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As a way to stay awake.

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I'm sure they're all just doing it for utilitarian purposes

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and not because they enjoy it

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they gotta get us our packages

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I originally thought you were gearing this towards

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getting them to not use those substances

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and so I thought you were going to say that there's a recording that's like

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don't do meth

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hey it's not good for you

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you like your teeth don't ya

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you don't want me a pariah do ya

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um so

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you're already a sleep driver

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community doesn't like you

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okay how does it know that you're falling asleep

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and how does it distinguish and like how quickly

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is it activated because I don't want to just have a long

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this thing yelling no it's well it's

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the technology's already there because like cars use

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cars use um

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technology to

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like if you take your eyes

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off the road it knows

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and say like new cars will like oh really yeah new cars will do that like if it sees you like

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like say you're like on cruise control but then you're like texting you're not looking at the road

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it'll like start to beep annoyingly until you look back well i don't like that that it's looking at us

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i think the tesla autopilot does that too when you have it on autopilot like you can't just be

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looking at your phone you have to be like still looking at the road see and have your hands on

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the wheel thank you for caraba reading um so okay so cars are already invading our privacy like this

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Oh, you have no idea what cars are doing.

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When you connect a Bluetooth in your car, you basically are agreeing that all the information that can be seen on your phone,

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like your text messages, calls that you've sent, you've given permission for your car company to have that information.

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It's crazy.

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Also, as far as phones, part of the data that they harvest already is literally attracts your eyeballs via your camera.

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like you can tell what you're looking at and for like how long it's nuts yeah

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big brother if you're listening and i know you are just stop please okay thank you i don't like

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hearing about any of this i know it's uncomfortable right yeah i'm not a fan now if it's a system that

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you opt into like this car thing.

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Well, this doesn't transmit anything anywhere.

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This isn't about.

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So it's all local.

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It's all local.

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It doesn't go anywhere.

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It's not giving it to the police or anything.

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It's just, hey, I have a problem.

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I bought this device.

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I don't want to fall asleep.

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So to answer your question, it sees, it is looking at you and it uses, you know, existing

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technology to determine if you're like it's not gonna do a long blink you know okay but a long

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blink is kind of curious sometimes i just like to wet my eyes just while you're driving one two

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three four also head movements yeah that that's how i dance sometimes i'm not sleepy but i just

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like to be risky.

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Well, I like, yeah.

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This product won't let you be risky.

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This is how I feel alive.

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Now, what if

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you still sleep right through the

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noises? Does it have any further

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way of waking you up? Yeah, it can set off

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as a last resort.

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You know those

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like super loud alarms where it's

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like jewelry-heist alarms?

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Or it's like piercing?

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I can't even do an impression of it

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seems like you can

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I don't know if that was good

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that will wake you up

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well the cops are on their way

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if you don't wake up to that

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you're a narcolepte

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what if it

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shot water

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out

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at your face to help wake you

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what if it activates your taco

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teats and the taco

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teats shoot fire sauce at you to wake you up what if it shot you

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what if it called your boss on speakerphone and send every photo in your album to them

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yeah what if what if the first model won't do any of that oh okay this is about saving lives

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well wait no i but i'm shooting fire sauce out of your taco teats or even just water from the

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device into your face why are you being so rambunctious what i thought you would like this

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edition that seems right up your alley i like it i'm trying to save lives this would say i'm not

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I'm not looking at it like a flower that a clown wears that sprays water at you.

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I'm saying if the sound doesn't wake you up, then you need something additional.

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I'm trying to save even more lives than you, Francis, by shooting water in people's face.

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Oh, okay.

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What is going on?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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You're right.

256
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I just...

257
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,420
You got to fill it with water.

258
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,100
Oh my god!

259
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,440
I like what you did with it.

260
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,740
I am shocked that you weren't immediately all over this.

261
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:13,740
Well, it just makes it so much more complicated to produce.

262
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:27,460
Why is this the first invention ever that you've thought about the practicality of production?

263
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:46,420
for i grown as an innovator we decided shark toes gonna be single use only so we made them ice so that they would melt before anyone else could use them That was an acceptable pick to you

264
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:51,140
But no, having to fill your thing with a little bit of water is too much.

265
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,760
It's just not practical.

266
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,280
Okay.

267
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,1000
I see what you mean.

268
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I see what you mean.

269
00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,240
You're right.

270
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When you're right, you're right.

271
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:01,780
Okay.

272
00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:05,060
I still feel like you're just reluctantly saying I'm right.

273
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:05,980
No, no, no.

274
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,040
I believe it.

275
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:07,560
Okay.

276
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,360
I just don't want to be...

277
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,280
I think it's because I don't want to be squirted with water.

278
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,600
Well, then wake up with the noise.

279
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:14,120
You're right.

280
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,120
Either way, like, if you don't...

281
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,300
If you don't, then...

282
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,060
You're dead anyway.

283
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:20,520
Yeah.

284
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:27,260
Or, I mean, or if you don't, then, like, wouldn't you be happy that someone squirted water in your face to wake you up?

285
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,720
I was just thinking, what if you had died?

286
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,400
And this thing is squirting you in the face after your death?

287
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:35,760
Hmm?

288
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,920
Or, yeah.

289
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,440
Now you're dead and you're wet.

290
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,720
You're dead and you're wet.

291
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,900
You're dead and you're like, wet.

292
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,120
And all you can hear is,

293
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:52,500
That's how the medical examiner knows how to find your body.

294
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,920
It could say your name, too.

295
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,800
Imagine I'm falling asleep.

296
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,760
I'm going to go down the machine and just like,

297
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:57,660
Francis!

298
00:16:58,860 --> 00:16:59,640
That would wake me up.

299
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,920
Who is talking to me?

300
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,680
I'm trying to sleep.

301
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:04,960
Can you record your own?

302
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:05,540
Yeah.

303
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:06,440
Okay.

304
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,159
But there's some, it comes preloaded.

305
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,560
Yeah, it definitely comes preloaded.

306
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,960
But you can record some like a greeting card too.

307
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:13,300
Mm-hmm.

308
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:13,820
Okay.

309
00:17:16,1000 --> 00:17:19,460
Can you get this as a gift for someone else

310
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:23,020
and then you preload a bunch on there for them?

311
00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:23,840
Absolutely.

312
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:24,200
Yeah.

313
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,260
Like it's an aura picture frame or something?

314
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:26,640
Yeah.

315
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,960
Yeah, but what if you,

316
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,460
so an enemy did it to someone

317
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,780
and they recorded,

318
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,340
go to sleep.

319
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:36,080
Yeah.

320
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:43,100
that's like a felony yeah then it's then if someone just kills you via asmr like

321
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:52,360
they like instead make it like the sounds of cooking or like a fireplace crackling or

322
00:17:52,360 --> 00:18:01,140
yeah that's that would be diabolical that would be a great remote murder because it's like officer

323
00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:02,720
What are you talking about?

324
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:05,520
I was in Thailand when this person died.

325
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,120
How could I have murdered them?

326
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,800
Why was your first thought Thailand?

327
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:09,700
Huh?

328
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,1000
I'm trying to think about some places.

329
00:18:11,1000 --> 00:18:12,800
Places you would go?

330
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,140
No.

331
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,159
I'm trying to think about some place on the other end of the world,

332
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,180
the other side of the earth.

333
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,340
Where they just happen to have ladyboys.

334
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,1000
Yes, you got me.

335
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:26,920
Yeah.

336
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,500
Okay, just be honest.

337
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,920
She needs an alibi.

338
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:31,700
Doesn't she?

339
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:33,440
Francis.

340
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,120
Yeah.

341
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,600
This is me just to you, not to the listeners.

342
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:37,100
Okay.

343
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:41,100
I wasn't ready to tell them about my love of ladyboys.

344
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:41,980
I hate me to shame you.

345
00:18:41,1000 --> 00:18:42,580
Do you feel shamed?

346
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:46,600
No, I just feel like you outed me a little bit early there.

347
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,920
Do you want me to say I was lying?

348
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:49,1000
If you could do that, that would be really great.

349
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,380
I don't want the listeners...

350
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,840
I wanted this to be a slow rollout of my ladyboy love.

351
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:55,420
I understand.

352
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:55,1000
Okay.

353
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:56,320
Okay.

354
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:57,100
Okay.

355
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:57,600
I'm sorry.

356
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,020
And we're back.

357
00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,820
Jenna loves ladyboys.

358
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:02,880
God damn it.

359
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,620
Francis, can I see you to the side for a second, please?

360
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,259
No. Okay.

361
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,300
Francis, what the hell?

362
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:09,940
I don't know what happened.

363
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:10,899
What? What was that all about?

364
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,020
I panicked. Some water hit me in the face and I freaked out.

365
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:13,420
Oh.

366
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,200
Some genius squirted you with water?

367
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,240
At least I'm awake.

368
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:18,880
Yeah, exactly. You're awake.

369
00:19:18,1000 --> 00:19:19,480
You forgive me?

370
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,080
I forgive you. Just don't say anything about the ladyboys anymore.

371
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,060
I'm not going to.

372
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,100
Okay.

373
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,420
And we're back.

374
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:35,560
all right good job francis i'm okay you're good yeah and the invention was good too

375
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:43,200
i do think this invention would sell because it seems yeah as long as that

376
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:49,320
nodding off technology could really detect it seems like a simple like elegant solution

377
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:55,759
i almost worried to look up whether or not this exists because it's so good right because it's

378
00:19:55,759 --> 00:20:02,740
good it's good and i like that it's local it's not feeding data anywhere big brother you hear

379
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:08,720
that get get your filthy mitts off of it get your hands off our data and our lady boys

380
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:23,960
francis uh so what do we have a name for this yeah okay sleep away sleep away sleep not

381
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:31,560
is it like slipknot the band wake up idiot i like that

382
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:44,060
snazz it's like snooze but because in the word snooze there's the word no

383
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:51,440
and we're saying no snoozing oh i guess my word is yes snoozing joe what do you got

384
00:20:51,440 --> 00:21:04,060
could it just be could this name just be a sound effect so like people go to like

385
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:09,240
like i'm assuming they sell these in like car washes and gas stations too

386
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,800
uh like they just go to the counter like yes excuse me do you have any

387
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:19,680
you have to be able to spell it on a patent application how would you spell that

388
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:24,940
R-E-E-E-E-H

389
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,120
There you go.

390
00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:27,499
Patent office.

391
00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:29,560
We're on our way.

392
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,720
The sleeper beeper.

393
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,080
Sleeper beeper.

394
00:21:35,259 --> 00:21:35,999
I like that.

395
00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:38,860
That's good.

396
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,880
But also, I like that.

397
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:46,980
And it doesn't sound too much like they're paging you to come sleep.

398
00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,300
Come on, come have a sleep.

399
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,040
you're needed at sleep

400
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,780
okay well

401
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:57,659
I also like wake up idiot

402
00:21:57,659 --> 00:22:00,640
something clean and elegant about it

403
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,280
definitely spell that out on a patent form

404
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:04,940
you sure can

405
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,400
with punctuation

406
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,360
and there's no

407
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,240
there's no misconstruing it either

408
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:12,960
it's

409
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,740
yeah it's properly construed

410
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:18,320
with wake up idiot especially if you have an exclamation point

411
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:18,780
at the end

412
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:27,380
two exclamation points and a little mouth and a face on the bottom like that

413
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:34,100
where it's got an angry mouth angry mouth that's how i feel sometimes

414
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:41,180
angry mouth okay um all right well the sleeper beeper

415
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,880
look for it at

416
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,840
all car

417
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,140
places where you get car accessories.

418
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,100
.com. Places where you get

419
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,980
car accessories.com. Yes.

420
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,620
Well, good job, Francis.

421
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:58,220
Good job with the invention of the week and good job to me

422
00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,100
for adding that life-saving water squirting.

423
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:00,740
Really good job.

424
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,520
And really good job

425
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,259
for having you come around

426
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,100
to my idea.

427
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,220
And production

428
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,460
it won't be

429
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:12,520
it'll be easy

430
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,520
it'll be feasible

431
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,320
it'll be feasible

432
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:14,980
I promise

433
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:15,940
it's like a water gun

434
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:16,960
you just have to fill it up

435
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:17,520
like a little bit

436
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:17,960
oh like

437
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,980
now it makes sense

438
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:19,240
yeah

439
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,580
sorry I don't know what happened

440
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:21,999
okay good

441
00:23:21,999 --> 00:23:22,820
okay

442
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:24,120
uh

443
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:24,860
alright well that

444
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:25,820
wraps up

445
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:26,700
the invention

446
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,659
of the week

447
00:23:27,659 --> 00:23:30,080
with teak

448
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,499
and a beak

449
00:23:31,499 --> 00:23:32,960
on fleek

450
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,840
you did accidentally

451
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,860
start to say that

452
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:37,840
it

453
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,100
something about rhyming

454
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:39,980
didn't you

455
00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:48,960
no you said that that rhymes up and then you fixed it no i didn't no you just you just had

456
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:55,700
a weird rhyming stroke no yeah listen back okay um

457
00:23:55,700 --> 00:24:02,400
yeah okay speaking of listen back remind me to tell you something off pod when we're done

458
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:09,239
listen back okay that was really good for the listeners to hear

459
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:18,100
i want them to feel left out of what they're not knowing about what this reminded them like what

460
00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:24,340
it reminded me of and how they're not gonna know what it is hey listeners if you're listening

461
00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:31,800
and i know you are remind me to tell you something off pod it's that i love you

462
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,300
Hey, listeners.

463
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,340
Hey, listeners.

464
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:39,860
Wow.

465
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,440
Yeah.

466
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:44,620
Hey, listeners.

467
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:55,600
Well, it's time for our next segment, Eating John Malkovich.

468
00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:00,160
Oh, do join us for dinner, won't you?

469
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,720
we were just about to have some leftover John Malkovich.

470
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,220
Francis, would you like to explain this one?

471
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,200
Yeah.

472
00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:12,560
I just realized we probably should have discussed this a little bit more.

473
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,560
Okay, so eating John Malkovich is...

474
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,440
Jenna and I are two brand new cannibals.

475
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:19,620
Brand new.

476
00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:22,140
Brand spanking new.

477
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,060
And we've never consumed a human before,

478
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,860
and we just got our first one.

479
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,820
and it's us trying to figure out

480
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:32,239
what do we do?

481
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,080
How do we do this?

482
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:36,620
Okay.

483
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:37,600
Alright.

484
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,239
Is he still alive?

485
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,440
Kick him.

486
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,480
He didn't move.

487
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,060
But he's a really good actor.

488
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:49,960
Okay.

489
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,320
He's really good.

490
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,420
What if he's just pretending?

491
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,200
Let me put the sleeper beeper in front of him.

492
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,060
Oh, the water's spraying everywhere.

493
00:25:58,060 --> 00:25:59,140
It's not stopping.

494
00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:00,739
He didn't flinch.

495
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,560
He's making noises.

496
00:26:03,739 --> 00:26:04,499
He's dead.

497
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:05,100
Okay.

498
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:05,640
All right.

499
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:06,759
Well, step one.

500
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,820
Step one, done.

501
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:08,100
Okay.

502
00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:09,120
We have a dead person.

503
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:10,160
Thank goodness.

504
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,040
And it's a man, which I feel good about.

505
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:13,720
I'm not ready to kill a woman.

506
00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:15,280
That's nice of you.

507
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:15,780
Yeah.

508
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:17,999
Although, again, he's such a good actor.

509
00:26:17,999 --> 00:26:24,460
He could play a woman, and you'd be totally convinced.

510
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:24,800
Okay.

511
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,320
Well, okay.

512
00:26:25,759 --> 00:26:29,300
If he ever plays a woman and dies, I'll eat her.

513
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:30,380
Okay.

514
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:30,860
Okay.

515
00:26:30,999 --> 00:26:31,300
All right.

516
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,300
I appreciate that.

517
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,460
Womankind appreciates that.

518
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:35,739
Yeah.

519
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:36,600
No, I'm cool.

520
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:43,020
I think the first thing we should do is get him on ice.

521
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,100
Ooh, won't that make him?

522
00:26:46,239 --> 00:26:47,499
Why does he don't want him to rot?

523
00:26:47,999 --> 00:26:49,999
Well, I thought we were going to get right to it.

524
00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:50,980
I like fresh meat.

525
00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:51,680
Well, yeah, we are.

526
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:52,100
We are.

527
00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:52,960
But it's hot out here.

528
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:58,280
it's 85 degrees and 98% humidity because we're in Florida.

529
00:26:58,739 --> 00:26:59,080
Yeah.

530
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:02,480
Well, it's, I know, which 98% humidity.

531
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,080
It's like, at that point in time, isn't that just water?

532
00:27:05,239 --> 00:27:06,239
What are we doing here?

533
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:06,480
Right.

534
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,540
Florida, get your act together.

535
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:12,980
We'll write a letter to the governor when we're done with this fine meal.

536
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:13,460
Okay.

537
00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:17,680
Um, I think we should just take a bite.

538
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:20,100
Oh, just raw to see how.

539
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:20,620
Just to see.

540
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:26,020
Right, because you need to know, you can't know how to flavor unless you know what the base flavor is.

541
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,340
Yeah, and the base flavor could be good.

542
00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,239
This could be like a tuna tartare situation.

543
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,700
I don't want to add a bunch of salt if he's a real sweaty gentleman.

544
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,060
Yeah.

545
00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:32,900
Yeah.

546
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:33,499
All right.

547
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,499
I'll do it.

548
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,259
Okay.

549
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,480
Wait, we'll go first.

550
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,220
We'll both go at the same time.

551
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,739
I'll take a little nibble out of his right arm and you take a nibble out of his left arm.

552
00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:45,140
Okay.

553
00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:46,940
Oh, wait.

554
00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:53,940
I was just thinking we should send his blood off for a drug test and a disease test.

555
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:54,420
No, no, no.

556
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,600
Hey, I'm one step ahead of you.

557
00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:57,780
You did it?

558
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,640
I did it already.

559
00:27:58,900 --> 00:27:59,300
Oh.

560
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,700
He's squeaky clean.

561
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,080
Well, how lucky is that?

562
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:03,560
I know.

563
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:03,800
No.

564
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:04,540
Well, it's not lucky.

565
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:05,700
John took care of himself.

566
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,620
Right up to the end.

567
00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:08,160
Right up to the end.

568
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,200
We ruined all of that.

569
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,160
We killed him.

570
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,200
He was going to live another 30 years easy.

571
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:13,120
Oh, no.

572
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:14,040
I want to taste him now.

573
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:14,880
Oh, yeah.

574
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,420
I'm not waiting.

575
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:16,480
You can be gross in 30 years.

576
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,540
A new drug could have come out that could have ruined his flavor.

577
00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:19,160
Yeah.

578
00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:22,920
So, anyway, he's clean.

579
00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:24,060
We don't have to worry about that.

580
00:28:24,259 --> 00:28:25,239
Okay, let's take the bite.

581
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:26,480
Wait.

582
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,160
What?

583
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:28,420
Hey, Jenna.

584
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,020
Yeah?

585
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,840
Do you ever miss chicken?

586
00:28:31,759 --> 00:28:32,040
Mmm.

587
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,820
Well, I gotta be honest with you.

588
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:38,800
If chickens didn't become extinct, I'm not sure I'd be doing this.

589
00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:40,540
And he could taste like chicken for all we know.

590
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,400
That would be amazing I miss chicken so much.

591
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,460
Okay, well, here's hoping for the best.

592
00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:45,100
Okay.

593
00:28:46,480 --> 00:29:02,420
not good no well we should have de-haired him first no that's the fiber the hair hair the muscle

594
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:10,860
was fiber no muscles other fiber i took a class in college oh wow god you're smart it's okay um

595
00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:17,980
thank you you know what we really should do what we should blood let him i don't think blood is food

596
00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:24,840
okay yeah you know what and and that would be like kind of good seasoning like the base like of

597
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,340
you mean like i have a i have a human-sized crock pot here

598
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:35,660
oh good because i thought we were gonna have to cut him up no no no no low and slow baby low and

599
00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:39,759
slow let's let's we don't need all the blood let's drain some of the blood out okay i'll put

600
00:29:39,759 --> 00:29:45,460
into a couple of different containers in case we want blood broth yeah um and i think you're right

601
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:51,739
we should shave him yeah okay luckily the head's done sorry john you look great bald he's fine he

602
00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:56,120
liked it he liked it it was a good look for him yeah not everyone could do that no i know he could

603
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:01,300
really pull it off it would be weird if he had hair we wouldn't be doing this i know yeah i only

604
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:07,320
eat bald people yeah yeah well starting from that well if we do this right me too yeah well here's a

605
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:11,380
Schick, why don't you start at the toes and I'll start at the clavicles.

606
00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:12,320
Oh, a lady Schick.

607
00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:12,800
Yeah.

608
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:13,360
Good.

609
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:13,780
I got you.

610
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,360
Yeah.

611
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,239
It'll get through.

612
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,120
It can handle those rough turns a little bit better.

613
00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:19,499
Yeah.

614
00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:19,960
Oh.

615
00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:22,100
Because it's got to be, it's got to handle knees.

616
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:22,759
Yeah.

617
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:23,140
Wow.

618
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:24,040
This is coming off easy.

619
00:30:24,259 --> 00:30:24,640
Oh, wow.

620
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:24,840
Oh.

621
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:25,900
Wow.

622
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,080
Can I tell you a little secret?

623
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:28,640
Yeah.

624
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,480
I doused him in nair.

625
00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:33,180
I don't even know why we're shaving.

626
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:34,640
We can just wipe it right off.

627
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,780
Why would you do that when we just took a bite?

628
00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,920
I didn't know we were going to start with a raw bite.

629
00:30:39,499 --> 00:30:40,239
I'm sorry.

630
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,560
I'm sorry I'm new at this.

631
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,280
I am too, but now we'll never know if it's good raw.

632
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:44,880
Okay.

633
00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:45,280
All right.

634
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:45,759
You're right.

635
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,420
I'm sorry.

636
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:47,920
Let's bait him.

637
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,840
Oh, I didn't narrow his head.

638
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,100
We didn't need to narrow that.

639
00:30:51,259 --> 00:30:51,940
You can't eat a head.

640
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:52,820
His bone.

641
00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:54,120
It was just cheeks.

642
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:54,620
We could go cheeks.

643
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:58,700
I guess we could, we could, we could, what's that word when you nibble?

644
00:30:58,940 --> 00:30:59,220
Nibble.

645
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,900
Let's just nibble until we get to the skull.

646
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,920
We each get an earlobe?

647
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:10,480
unless one of us likes it more than they can have both okay yeah you know i don't want the nose

648
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:28,619
oh yeah too boogery yeah even someone like john i know even though he neti potted every day i just can get past it it like the oyster of the human I know It a textural thing for me Yeah Yeah All right Well I just going to nibble on the head

649
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:29,199
Okay.

650
00:31:32,239 --> 00:31:32,599
Delicious.

651
00:31:33,219 --> 00:31:33,899
I loved it.

652
00:31:33,899 --> 00:31:34,679
This is amazing.

653
00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:38,299
I'm so sorry that I ruined our first arm bite with nair.

654
00:31:38,459 --> 00:31:39,559
I just want to be fair to you.

655
00:31:39,599 --> 00:31:41,099
It was nair with cocoa butter, but.

656
00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:45,039
That's fine, but it will never know.

657
00:31:45,099 --> 00:31:45,939
It could have been bad too.

658
00:31:46,419 --> 00:31:47,779
I'm not going to hold this against you.

659
00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:48,559
It's okay.

660
00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:49,979
Well, you want to have more head?

661
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:51,399
Yes.

662
00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:52,499
Don't even ask.

663
00:31:54,059 --> 00:31:55,739
Oh, and there's the bone.

664
00:31:56,099 --> 00:31:57,459
Oh, well, well, now we know.

665
00:31:57,719 --> 00:31:58,079
Wow.

666
00:31:58,119 --> 00:31:59,239
It's easy to eat a human.

667
00:31:59,579 --> 00:32:03,859
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a John Malkovich pop?

668
00:32:04,819 --> 00:32:05,939
I think you mean how many nibbles?

669
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:07,059
Because I was nibbling.

670
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:09,479
I was trying to be fun and folksy like that.

671
00:32:09,539 --> 00:32:10,659
You were all commercial.

672
00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:11,299
Thank you.

673
00:32:12,079 --> 00:32:14,759
I was just trying to like, this is still so brand new to me.

674
00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:15,519
I feel nervous.

675
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,439
You know, I'm nervous.

676
00:32:16,979 --> 00:32:17,979
Can I tell you the truth?

677
00:32:18,259 --> 00:32:18,559
Please.

678
00:32:18,819 --> 00:32:20,679
I really want to get at that brain.

679
00:32:20,919 --> 00:32:22,639
I think we need to clobber the skull open.

680
00:32:23,159 --> 00:32:23,479
Okay.

681
00:32:24,499 --> 00:32:26,619
Can I, can I be honest?

682
00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:28,839
I don't want to go.

683
00:32:30,099 --> 00:32:33,239
I don't want to split left and right hemisphere.

684
00:32:33,399 --> 00:32:33,859
I want to go.

685
00:32:33,979 --> 00:32:34,919
I want a little bit of both.

686
00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:36,319
Oh, you got to taste everything.

687
00:32:36,439 --> 00:32:38,819
I want his logic and I want his creative side.

688
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:39,579
I want his math.

689
00:32:41,019 --> 00:32:41,939
God is math.

690
00:32:42,019 --> 00:32:43,839
Oh, I wonder what his memories taste like.

691
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,959
well it's time to clobber

692
00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:48,239
let's use one of those tiny shrimp forks

693
00:32:48,239 --> 00:32:49,599
I brought two

694
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:51,319
here you go

695
00:32:51,319 --> 00:32:53,799
I feel like a giant

696
00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:56,859
do you think we should chill it or maybe we should heat it

697
00:32:56,859 --> 00:32:57,379
the brain?

698
00:32:57,379 --> 00:32:58,179
oh the fork

699
00:32:58,179 --> 00:33:00,539
a chilled fork

700
00:33:00,539 --> 00:33:02,399
here's two chilled ones

701
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:05,579
these ones are cold

702
00:33:05,579 --> 00:33:07,679
here's a fork glove

703
00:33:07,679 --> 00:33:08,679
I put it on

704
00:33:08,679 --> 00:33:10,839
alright

705
00:33:10,839 --> 00:33:13,079
so far raw is

706
00:33:13,079 --> 00:33:15,659
good. Not bad.

707
00:33:15,839 --> 00:33:17,559
Yeah. Not bad. Alright, I'm gonna

708
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:19,819
dig into speech.

709
00:33:22,059 --> 00:33:23,839
Alright, cheers.

710
00:33:26,519 --> 00:33:27,919
Fine motor skills.

711
00:33:29,499 --> 00:33:31,819
Wow, and listen to me now.

712
00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:33,819
Whoa. I'm just kidding.

713
00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:34,179
Oh.

714
00:33:36,499 --> 00:33:37,799
This is good. You know what this

715
00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:39,319
reminds me of? Brain.

716
00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:41,079
Yes. Yes.

717
00:33:41,079 --> 00:33:44,179
I was going to say, I'm sorry, I was going to say the exact same thing.

718
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:44,779
It's like brain.

719
00:33:44,779 --> 00:33:46,579
It's just like you think brain would be.

720
00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:46,859
Yeah.

721
00:33:48,079 --> 00:33:49,919
Do you want to eat it all now or save some for later?

722
00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:52,159
Oh, save some for later, I think.

723
00:33:52,299 --> 00:33:58,799
I have kind of like an idea for an ambrosia salad, like a brain ambrosia salad.

724
00:33:58,919 --> 00:33:59,919
But we're going to share it though, right?

725
00:33:59,939 --> 00:34:00,539
It's not just for you.

726
00:34:00,879 --> 00:34:01,759
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

727
00:34:01,779 --> 00:34:02,599
It's for both.

728
00:34:02,679 --> 00:34:02,999
No, no, no.

729
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:03,199
Sorry.

730
00:34:03,259 --> 00:34:04,659
I didn't mean to imply that it was just for me.

731
00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:05,859
This is just like buying a cow.

732
00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:06,619
We're in on this thing.

733
00:34:06,619 --> 00:34:06,799
Oh, no, no.

734
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:07,019
Yeah.

735
00:34:07,019 --> 00:34:08,339
We're going splitsies on this.

736
00:34:08,419 --> 00:34:08,519
Yeah.

737
00:34:08,659 --> 00:34:08,779
Full.

738
00:34:08,979 --> 00:34:09,219
No, no.

739
00:34:09,219 --> 00:34:11,939
I just wanted to let you know I've got like little dessert plans.

740
00:34:12,479 --> 00:34:13,159
I love that.

741
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:13,779
And the brain's part of it.

742
00:34:13,899 --> 00:34:14,799
Can I run something by you?

743
00:34:14,999 --> 00:34:15,239
Sure.

744
00:34:15,739 --> 00:34:19,079
I was thinking organs are so hit or miss for me.

745
00:34:19,439 --> 00:34:19,919
I know.

746
00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:20,499
Maybe.

747
00:34:20,739 --> 00:34:22,279
They're called awful for a reason.

748
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:23,059
Am I right?

749
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:30,639
What if we boxed them up in a special celebrity food kit and sold them?

750
00:34:31,359 --> 00:34:33,799
Or is that like too gross and materialistic?

751
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:37,299
Honey, we need the money anyway.

752
00:34:37,299 --> 00:34:40,699
we're gonna need the money for our legal defense because of what we did to this man

753
00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:49,059
i still feel like the world will be on our side the world has been waiting to watch two people

754
00:34:49,059 --> 00:34:55,279
eat a celebrity they killed it's was the next logical step that's why i'm filming yeah no i

755
00:34:55,279 --> 00:35:00,499
thank you for that by the way of course we don't we'll see how we look before we release it oh my

756
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:09,239
god this i'm so worried that i'm gonna look just terrible like in my head it looks sexy but in

757
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,239
it doesn't i think we need to get more blood around our mouths because that's

758
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,839
this is an animal act yeah we should get naked

759
00:35:15,839 --> 00:35:27,519
too much uh let's see how we feel after the toes okay i just thought this is there's a lot of blood

760
00:35:27,519 --> 00:35:30,019
and we like each other.

761
00:35:30,959 --> 00:35:32,079
But you're right.

762
00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:32,759
All right.

763
00:35:32,819 --> 00:35:34,199
I mean, all right.

764
00:35:34,619 --> 00:35:35,039
All right.

765
00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:37,619
Well, I guess why do things halfway?

766
00:35:38,159 --> 00:35:38,559
That's right.

767
00:35:38,659 --> 00:35:39,659
We're eating a human being.

768
00:35:39,759 --> 00:35:40,219
Let's go.

769
00:35:41,859 --> 00:35:42,719
Totally nude.

770
00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:45,199
Mine were tearaways.

771
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:46,059
Nice.

772
00:35:46,279 --> 00:35:47,059
See, you were ready.

773
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:47,819
Yeah, I was.

774
00:35:48,619 --> 00:35:49,959
I'm always ready.

775
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:52,139
I'm going to cut the toes off

776
00:35:52,139 --> 00:35:54,479
because that's how I eat my corn too.

777
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:55,579
I don't like it on the cob.

778
00:35:55,939 --> 00:35:57,259
Yeah, I agree with that.

779
00:35:57,519 --> 00:36:00,439
Plus, I'm not ready for foot stub yet.

780
00:36:01,019 --> 00:36:01,779
I don't know if I...

781
00:36:01,779 --> 00:36:03,679
The toes are kind of like appetizers.

782
00:36:04,899 --> 00:36:05,979
Can I be honest with you?

783
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:06,359
Please.

784
00:36:06,479 --> 00:36:07,539
I don't know if I'm ready for feet.

785
00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,659
I don't know if I can eat these toes.

786
00:36:09,859 --> 00:36:10,059
Okay.

787
00:36:10,799 --> 00:36:13,859
Everybody I know that has wanted to eat somebody has always been like,

788
00:36:13,959 --> 00:36:14,879
oh, the feet.

789
00:36:14,959 --> 00:36:15,739
I can't wait to eat the feet.

790
00:36:15,879 --> 00:36:18,939
I don't get the foot eating fetish.

791
00:36:19,659 --> 00:36:20,399
It's a foot.

792
00:36:20,519 --> 00:36:21,559
It's utilitarian.

793
00:36:21,859 --> 00:36:22,119
Yeah.

794
00:36:22,279 --> 00:36:24,279
I mean, hands are too, but...

795
00:36:24,279 --> 00:36:31,699
but not in the same way hands are have a little more delicacy and a little more grace to them

796
00:36:31,699 --> 00:36:40,599
yes i'd like to eat the palm i'd like to lick the palm well go ahead lick your palm okay

797
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:49,579
oh how was it good a little salty you know it tasted a little like

798
00:36:49,579 --> 00:36:52,139
it had a little bit of wisdom to it.

799
00:36:52,279 --> 00:36:53,539
A wisdomy palm?

800
00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:54,779
Yeah, it's weird.

801
00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:55,979
That is weird.

802
00:36:56,399 --> 00:36:57,539
But I could taste the wisdom.

803
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:00,719
I feel like I'm probably going to be a better actor now.

804
00:37:00,979 --> 00:37:01,999
I think you probably will.

805
00:37:02,619 --> 00:37:04,819
Could you come over here and help me crack the sternum open?

806
00:37:05,619 --> 00:37:07,059
I have the jaws of life.

807
00:37:08,099 --> 00:37:08,799
Sure thing.

808
00:37:10,059 --> 00:37:11,179
Oh, Sandy.

809
00:37:13,279 --> 00:37:14,059
Push here.

810
00:37:16,419 --> 00:37:16,899
Crack.

811
00:37:18,019 --> 00:37:18,499
Whoa.

812
00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:19,299
Oh.

813
00:37:19,579 --> 00:37:19,979
Wow.

814
00:37:24,059 --> 00:37:28,159
The heart kind of looks like a heart, like a heart shaped.

815
00:37:28,839 --> 00:37:30,899
He probably had some kind of a disease.

816
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,419
Or he had two hearts in one.

817
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,239
Because that's where the heart shape comes from.

818
00:37:35,279 --> 00:37:35,779
Did you know that?

819
00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:36,799
They put two hearts together.

820
00:37:36,939 --> 00:37:38,019
Oh, I didn't know that.

821
00:37:38,179 --> 00:37:38,439
Yeah.

822
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,359
Oh, wow.

823
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:41,479
Should we?

824
00:37:42,299 --> 00:37:43,639
I don't want that.

825
00:37:43,879 --> 00:37:45,059
Oh, you don't want the heart?

826
00:37:45,359 --> 00:37:46,619
That's just, it's a heart.

827
00:37:47,319 --> 00:37:47,919
I know.

828
00:37:48,439 --> 00:37:48,959
I got it.

829
00:37:48,959 --> 00:37:50,559
but put it,

830
00:37:50,619 --> 00:37:51,639
maybe put it in a sandwich.

831
00:37:53,319 --> 00:37:55,379
I'm going to look,

832
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,799
I'm going to make a great little recipe.

833
00:37:57,659 --> 00:37:58,679
I'm going to cook some up.

834
00:37:58,739 --> 00:38:00,539
It's going to be a nice like heart stew.

835
00:38:00,639 --> 00:38:04,479
And then anything left over will be a good sandwich the next day.

836
00:38:04,659 --> 00:38:04,919
Okay.

837
00:38:04,919 --> 00:38:06,059
Can I go back to my idea?

838
00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:07,639
We could still make money if we sell this.

839
00:38:08,159 --> 00:38:08,699
I know.

840
00:38:08,899 --> 00:38:09,179
Well,

841
00:38:09,259 --> 00:38:09,599
I want,

842
00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:12,599
I want the heart for us because of love because of love.

843
00:38:12,879 --> 00:38:16,159
We can give them like,

844
00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:17,919
I don't know,

845
00:38:17,979 --> 00:38:18,659
an appendix.

846
00:38:18,959 --> 00:38:19,999
A liver.

847
00:38:20,199 --> 00:38:20,859
They can have the liver.

848
00:38:20,939 --> 00:38:21,639
They can have the liver.

849
00:38:21,959 --> 00:38:22,639
I don't want the liver.

850
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:23,679
It's full of gross.

851
00:38:24,279 --> 00:38:24,599
Hey.

852
00:38:25,339 --> 00:38:25,599
Hmm.

853
00:38:26,379 --> 00:38:27,319
And feel free to say no.

854
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:27,819
Hmm.

855
00:38:28,399 --> 00:38:31,499
What if we take the intestines and we lay in the trampet?

856
00:38:32,439 --> 00:38:32,799
Oh.

857
00:38:33,639 --> 00:38:35,019
You meet in the middle with me.

858
00:38:35,499 --> 00:38:38,299
We both kind of look off to the side like we don't know what's happening.

859
00:38:38,439 --> 00:38:38,739
Yeah.

860
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:39,539
All right.

861
00:38:39,659 --> 00:38:40,259
Large or small?

862
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,439
Let's start with small because we're new to this.

863
00:38:42,539 --> 00:38:44,919
And the small is still pretty large now that I'm seeing it.

864
00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:45,159
Yeah.

865
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,119
Oh, no, it's huge.

866
00:38:47,339 --> 00:38:47,959
All right.

867
00:38:48,039 --> 00:38:48,899
This might take a while.

868
00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:51,379
What's in the intestines before we start this?

869
00:38:52,179 --> 00:38:53,239
I don't worry.

870
00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:55,859
You don't worry?

871
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:56,799
I don't worry.

872
00:38:57,039 --> 00:38:57,799
I know what you're thinking.

873
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:06,779
He thought he was going to get a colonoscopy today.

874
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:08,879
He didn't know we were going to be doing this.

875
00:39:09,059 --> 00:39:10,859
So he did a full cleanse.

876
00:39:11,139 --> 00:39:11,759
Oh, God.

877
00:39:12,159 --> 00:39:13,039
Thank you, John.

878
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:13,859
Yeah.

879
00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:14,699
John.

880
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,039
John, thank you.

881
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:16,359
Wait.

882
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:16,899
No.

883
00:39:16,899 --> 00:39:18,119
His eye opened.

884
00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:18,779
Huh?

885
00:39:18,959 --> 00:39:19,919
His eyes are opening.

886
00:39:20,879 --> 00:39:22,179
God, he's such a good actor.

887
00:39:22,339 --> 00:39:23,079
I thought he was dead.

888
00:39:23,079 --> 00:39:23,139
Oh, my God.

889
00:39:23,139 --> 00:39:24,339
John, you're alive?

890
00:39:24,939 --> 00:39:25,339
Oh.

891
00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:25,999
John.

892
00:39:26,939 --> 00:39:27,419
Come here.

893
00:39:27,559 --> 00:39:28,299
Come here, buddy.

894
00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:30,039
Wow.

895
00:39:32,359 --> 00:39:34,079
Oh, well, that should have done him in.

896
00:39:35,119 --> 00:39:35,579
All right.

897
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:38,199
Small intestine time.

898
00:39:38,359 --> 00:39:38,679
Okay, ready?

899
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,819
That was so cute.

900
00:39:45,839 --> 00:39:46,679
That was cute.

901
00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:48,299
Oh, thank God you're filming this.

902
00:39:48,299 --> 00:39:49,139
I'm getting full.

903
00:39:49,519 --> 00:39:51,179
Thank God we were naked, too.

904
00:39:51,919 --> 00:39:53,019
You could thank me.

905
00:39:53,499 --> 00:39:53,699
Yeah.

906
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:55,519
Thank you.

907
00:39:55,599 --> 00:39:59,019
You know, if you are feeling weird, we'll take the big intestines.

908
00:39:59,179 --> 00:39:59,899
I can make you an outfit.

909
00:40:00,679 --> 00:40:01,239
Oh, no.

910
00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:01,719
Oh, I would.

911
00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:02,259
No.

912
00:40:02,619 --> 00:40:04,219
I mean, I'm not feeling weird.

913
00:40:04,299 --> 00:40:05,319
I don't want you to think that.

914
00:40:05,519 --> 00:40:09,359
I want that in general, but I don't want you to think that I'm uncomfortable right now.

915
00:40:09,359 --> 00:40:09,499
Okay.

916
00:40:09,659 --> 00:40:13,339
Because it could be like a, sorry to be crude, but you know how they have like licorice panties

917
00:40:13,339 --> 00:40:13,659
or whatever?

918
00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:14,639
Hmm.

919
00:40:14,919 --> 00:40:18,159
So the idea of an edible outfit has already been done.

920
00:40:18,299 --> 00:40:23,219
So I could literally make you a toga out of intestines that you could eat throughout the day.

921
00:40:23,359 --> 00:40:24,719
And then by the time you get home, you're naked.

922
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:26,839
I love that.

923
00:40:26,939 --> 00:40:30,859
I love to steadily be disrobing throughout the day.

924
00:40:31,019 --> 00:40:32,119
It's for you, babe.

925
00:40:32,779 --> 00:40:33,399
Thank you.

926
00:40:33,679 --> 00:40:35,559
Yeah, because we're not going to be able to finish all this today.

927
00:40:36,579 --> 00:40:36,999
Oh, no.

928
00:40:37,139 --> 00:40:37,879
God, no, no, no, no.

929
00:40:37,939 --> 00:40:39,179
This is...

930
00:40:39,179 --> 00:40:40,299
Thank God we have that freezer.

931
00:40:40,419 --> 00:40:42,859
We bought that big freezer to put in the garage.

932
00:40:43,299 --> 00:40:45,759
We should start putting them in the crock pot.

933
00:40:45,759 --> 00:40:48,619
because you clear one out of your way to find a big giant one.

934
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,199
A huge, huge crockpot.

935
00:40:50,199 --> 00:40:50,379
Yeah.

936
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:52,219
All right.

937
00:40:52,459 --> 00:40:54,019
Well, all right.

938
00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:54,959
Sorry.

939
00:40:55,179 --> 00:40:56,199
Oh, his eyes are opening again.

940
00:40:56,259 --> 00:40:56,759
Oh, baby.

941
00:40:56,879 --> 00:40:57,419
Sweet baby.

942
00:40:58,759 --> 00:40:59,659
Yeah, he's down.

943
00:40:59,759 --> 00:41:01,279
That one's, that's got to stick.

944
00:41:01,519 --> 00:41:02,659
Maybe we should cut his head off.

945
00:41:04,059 --> 00:41:04,999
What do we want to do?

946
00:41:06,599 --> 00:41:08,719
We could put some dip in it.

947
00:41:09,939 --> 00:41:12,339
Wouldn't that be a fun dip bowl?

948
00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:22,499
yeah it looks like something you might get at home goods yes during october a great conversation

949
00:41:22,499 --> 00:41:29,039
piece and no one would know who it was i mean they might know but if they see the video they'll

950
00:41:29,039 --> 00:41:33,439
know well and they'll know because it's his face well that won't always be there dear

951
00:41:33,439 --> 00:41:40,439
we'll be eating it soon oh that's true it'll just be skull yeah how do you think we should eat the

952
00:41:40,439 --> 00:41:51,659
eyes like kick pops from starbucks oh why what were you thinking well i was thinking that they

953
00:41:51,659 --> 00:42:01,679
could be put into a drink like ice cubes look at you ice cubes oh my god stop it oh how cute oh my

954
00:42:01,679 --> 00:42:07,179
god oh my god i'll just dip them in resin we don't need to eat them because we want to reuse them

955
00:42:07,179 --> 00:42:08,739
Yeah, that's a good idea.

956
00:42:08,779 --> 00:42:09,739
You can have one and I can have one.

957
00:42:09,739 --> 00:42:15,019
And then when you're off doing your dissertation and you're lonely, you can think of me by looking at it.

958
00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:15,239
Yep.

959
00:42:15,519 --> 00:42:18,999
I'll just make myself a little drink and look into the drink.

960
00:42:19,279 --> 00:42:19,459
Yeah.

961
00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:20,479
And then I'll get the chills.

962
00:42:21,199 --> 00:42:21,759
And then you'll know.

963
00:42:21,919 --> 00:42:22,999
And I'll pull my eye out.

964
00:42:23,119 --> 00:42:23,739
Not mine.

965
00:42:23,939 --> 00:42:24,519
You know, his.

966
00:42:25,479 --> 00:42:25,799
Yeah.

967
00:42:27,339 --> 00:42:29,699
Do you think, you know what's weird?

968
00:42:30,139 --> 00:42:32,819
Can you tell the left and the right eye when they're not in the skull?

969
00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:34,699
I guess we'll find out.

970
00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:35,319
You can't tell.

971
00:42:35,859 --> 00:42:36,339
You can't?

972
00:42:36,479 --> 00:42:36,719
No.

973
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:38,399
You know what else is weird?

974
00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:38,779
What?

975
00:42:39,419 --> 00:42:40,519
You know what we haven't talked about?

976
00:42:41,539 --> 00:42:41,839
Hmm.

977
00:42:42,499 --> 00:42:43,019
You know.

978
00:42:43,459 --> 00:42:43,899
Oh.

979
00:42:44,659 --> 00:42:46,159
Has that even crossed your mind?

980
00:42:47,279 --> 00:42:47,719
No.

981
00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:49,039
Me neither.

982
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:50,239
Not until this very moment.

983
00:42:50,499 --> 00:42:50,919
Wow.

984
00:42:51,619 --> 00:42:53,959
That shows me we're doing it for food.

985
00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:54,359
Yes.

986
00:42:57,779 --> 00:42:59,639
We have pure intentions here.

987
00:43:00,819 --> 00:43:02,759
Should we both look at the same time?

988
00:43:03,059 --> 00:43:03,259
Yeah.

989
00:43:03,779 --> 00:43:05,959
Only out of institutional curiosity.

990
00:43:06,779 --> 00:43:06,919
Yeah.

991
00:43:07,179 --> 00:43:07,819
I mean...

992
00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:08,779
A cook's wonder.

993
00:43:08,959 --> 00:43:09,299
Yes.

994
00:43:09,479 --> 00:43:09,679
Yeah.

995
00:43:10,479 --> 00:43:11,459
All right, here we go.

996
00:43:11,879 --> 00:43:13,359
Three, two, one.

997
00:43:13,479 --> 00:43:13,739
Huh.

998
00:43:14,659 --> 00:43:15,219
John.

999
00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:16,339
Wow.

1000
00:43:16,759 --> 00:43:17,199
Whoa.

1001
00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:19,279
Who would have thought?

1002
00:43:20,279 --> 00:43:20,919
Oof.

1003
00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:24,199
Well, um, hmm.

1004
00:43:24,859 --> 00:43:28,039
Yeah, maybe that's why they call them Johnsons.

1005
00:43:28,559 --> 00:43:29,879
That has to be why.

1006
00:43:30,119 --> 00:43:32,039
Because they're all the son of this guy.

1007
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:33,579
We could do with this.

1008
00:43:34,159 --> 00:43:34,599
What?

1009
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:35,659
Um.

1010
00:43:35,659 --> 00:43:43,379
this could be a rolling pin oh i love that well well we prepare the other food we use every part

1011
00:43:43,379 --> 00:43:48,279
of the milk of itch we are yeah we're not wasting anything we're not wasting a thing yeah

1012
00:43:48,279 --> 00:44:00,599
okay well all right you uh snap that thing off and get to rolling out those large intestines

1013
00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:02,659
I need a toga

1014
00:44:02,659 --> 00:44:05,019
after all. I just want to thank you.

1015
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:06,419
This has been a really nice date.

1016
00:44:06,839 --> 00:44:08,299
God, I can't believe

1017
00:44:08,299 --> 00:44:10,379
we haven't done this before.

1018
00:44:11,759 --> 00:44:12,999
And we will do it again.

1019
00:44:13,079 --> 00:44:14,179
Oh, we definitely will.

1020
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,459
I've already scheduled a colonoscopy

1021
00:44:17,459 --> 00:44:19,359
for Gina Davis.

1022
00:44:20,259 --> 00:44:21,219
Oh, and she's tall.

1023
00:44:21,539 --> 00:44:22,699
Yeah. Great. Well,

1024
00:44:23,019 --> 00:44:23,999
same time next week.

1025
00:44:24,499 --> 00:44:26,179
You know it. Alright.

1026
00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:29,099
Alright.

1027
00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:29,859
What are you two doing?

1028
00:44:29,859 --> 00:44:30,379
No!

1029
00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:33,179
Well, now we know.

1030
00:44:34,979 --> 00:44:36,019
Solid plan.

1031
00:44:36,279 --> 00:44:37,579
Wow, we nailed it.

1032
00:44:37,639 --> 00:44:39,619
It sounds like a lot of fun and very nutritious.

1033
00:44:40,959 --> 00:44:41,319
Oh, yeah.

1034
00:44:41,659 --> 00:44:42,139
Obviously.

1035
00:44:42,319 --> 00:44:43,599
There's nothing more nutritious than a human.

1036
00:44:44,059 --> 00:44:44,299
Yeah.

1037
00:44:45,379 --> 00:44:48,679
Well, that has been Eating John Malkovich.

1038
00:44:50,419 --> 00:44:54,919
I've had so much Malkovich I couldn't possibly eat dessert.

1039
00:44:57,179 --> 00:44:58,739
We've got to send this episode to him.

1040
00:44:59,099 --> 00:44:59,619
He's listening.

1041
00:44:59,859 --> 00:45:03,839
He knows. Sorry, John. I hope this was like, I hope you were flattered.

1042
00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:04,959
We complimented him.

1043
00:45:05,959 --> 00:45:07,279
Well, yeah. Big time.

1044
00:45:07,679 --> 00:45:10,399
And we implied that he was incredibly strong because he kept waking up.

1045
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:15,419
Yes. I know. We didn't actually even establish that he was really dead.

1046
00:45:15,519 --> 00:45:18,399
He probably was still alive and kicking.

1047
00:45:18,659 --> 00:45:20,499
Yeah. And you're not a cannibal if you're still alive.

1048
00:45:21,299 --> 00:45:23,199
Nope. That's correct. That's the rule.

1049
00:45:23,199 --> 00:45:25,239
Legal defense. I am a lawyer.

1050
00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:26,019
You're a lawyer.

1051
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:26,959
And you're alive.

1052
00:45:27,439 --> 00:45:27,879
Bitch.

1053
00:45:29,859 --> 00:45:40,899
All right, well, the sound of Francis's ice means it's time for our last segment.

1054
00:45:42,179 --> 00:45:43,899
The big question.

1055
00:45:44,279 --> 00:45:45,339
Big question.

1056
00:45:46,379 --> 00:45:48,959
The question is very big.

1057
00:45:50,779 --> 00:45:56,119
I really rely on you too much for this, Francis.

1058
00:45:56,279 --> 00:45:57,799
I hope you have a big question.

1059
00:45:57,919 --> 00:45:58,759
I do have a big question.

1060
00:45:58,759 --> 00:45:59,119
Great.

1061
00:45:59,859 --> 00:46:02,639
And here it is.

1062
00:46:03,799 --> 00:46:05,939
I'm going to challenge you, Jenna.

1063
00:46:06,379 --> 00:46:06,719
Okay.

1064
00:46:07,379 --> 00:46:08,859
To come out with...

1065
00:46:10,039 --> 00:46:13,079
Okay, you need to invent a new trend for society.

1066
00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:15,039
Have I already asked this question?

1067
00:46:16,559 --> 00:46:17,779
I don't think so.

1068
00:46:17,799 --> 00:46:18,219
It's not recognized.

1069
00:46:18,799 --> 00:46:19,699
I don't recognize it yet.

1070
00:46:19,759 --> 00:46:20,159
Great.

1071
00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,159
You have to come up with a new trend for society,

1072
00:46:23,299 --> 00:46:25,699
and you need to find a way to get it to take off.

1073
00:46:27,119 --> 00:46:29,419
Remember how I like it mean girls when she tried cutting her shirt

1074
00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,439
that are her. Yeah. And then she

1075
00:46:31,439 --> 00:46:33,359
like rocked it. Yeah.

1076
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:34,899
You can't use that one.

1077
00:46:36,639 --> 00:46:37,079
Okay.

1078
00:46:38,279 --> 00:46:38,439
And

1079
00:46:38,439 --> 00:46:43,459
like a clothing trend

1080
00:46:43,459 --> 00:46:45,079
or any kind of trend? Any kind of trend.

1081
00:46:45,459 --> 00:46:45,899
Okay.

1082
00:46:46,999 --> 00:46:49,499
You know how we do the trucker symbol? We want them to

1083
00:46:49,499 --> 00:46:51,359
honk? Yeah. It could be like that. Okay.

1084
00:46:53,359 --> 00:46:53,799
Hmm.

1085
00:46:54,839 --> 00:46:55,739
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

1086
00:46:56,679 --> 00:46:57,019
Ooh.

1087
00:46:57,639 --> 00:46:58,079
Um.

1088
00:46:59,419 --> 00:47:09,519
Do I want to do a clothing trend No I want to do something behavioral I want something behavioral I want to do something that people do for you Yeah You Malkovich eater Yeah

1089
00:47:13,799 --> 00:47:19,639
Um, all right. This is not going to be my main trend, but I, I just thought of it.

1090
00:47:20,119 --> 00:47:23,819
You know, the phrase you snooze, you lose. Yeah. That's how I got to my invention.

1091
00:47:23,819 --> 00:47:33,879
yeah um uh well instead when is you know how people sneeze and people say god bless you

1092
00:47:33,879 --> 00:47:41,099
yeah uh instead i want people to start going you lease like you sneeze you lease

1093
00:47:41,099 --> 00:47:45,579
that's a sub trend that's not my main trend

1094
00:47:45,579 --> 00:47:55,159
um i also have a small trend where like when you go through a tunnel and you're supposed to like

1095
00:47:55,159 --> 00:48:00,519
hold your breath in the car if you go over a bridge you have to scream the entire time until

1096
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:05,459
you get off the bridge that's cute actually i have friends everyone in the car they have their

1097
00:48:05,459 --> 00:48:13,959
kids um how like a wolf in tunnels oh that's cute that's cute yeah i like that

1098
00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:19,219
um have you ever tried to do the holding your breath in a tunnel thing and then you're like

1099
00:48:19,219 --> 00:48:24,759
man i can't hold my breath for very long no i have great lung capacity i can see yeah i've

1100
00:48:24,759 --> 00:48:30,139
always thought this is a long ass tunnel yeah long ass tunnel long ass tunnel um

1101
00:48:30,139 --> 00:48:38,139
um give us your big trend you know

1102
00:48:38,139 --> 00:48:45,319
well it's really hard to be an immediate trendsetter um no you came up with ficus time

1103
00:48:45,319 --> 00:48:52,879
i use it all the time now that's true i originally found you in my backyard behind a ficus yeah

1104
00:48:52,879 --> 00:48:58,779
talking alone um okay

1105
00:48:58,779 --> 00:49:10,139
my big trend is a thing that is going to be called um

1106
00:49:10,139 --> 00:49:16,999
uh solo maxing

1107
00:49:16,999 --> 00:49:28,279
oh okay oh i'm intrigued all right this is going to be a thing where uh the name can change um

1108
00:49:28,279 --> 00:49:37,119
That was my first thought. Okay. But when people are on dates, they're clearly on dates. Uh, like,

1109
00:49:37,159 --> 00:49:40,099
you know, when you're like at a restaurant or you're out somewhere and then you could see people

1110
00:49:40,099 --> 00:49:45,239
that are clearly like on a first or second date and it's very like awkward or weird. Yeah. The

1111
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:55,999
trend is going to be, um, anyone can join their date and just be the third wheel in the date.

1112
00:49:55,999 --> 00:49:56,879
Like that's a thing.

1113
00:49:57,659 --> 00:50:02,459
If, if the people like are on a date and you see them, you just go like insert yourself

1114
00:50:02,459 --> 00:50:03,199
in between them.

1115
00:50:03,259 --> 00:50:03,959
Just out of chair.

1116
00:50:04,799 --> 00:50:13,239
And, and until the awkwardness from the actual date leaves, like goes away, you get to sit

1117
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:20,839
there and then, uh, you get to be like, so you're like bombing the date, but this will

1118
00:50:20,839 --> 00:50:22,459
have, this will be a fun thing to do.

1119
00:50:22,459 --> 00:50:25,759
Cause it's like, everyone's, when you see a first date in a restaurant and it's like

1120
00:50:25,759 --> 00:50:32,539
everyone's uncomfortable by that right so you get to like go bomb the date to make it

1121
00:50:32,539 --> 00:50:38,699
like to like kind of acknowledge it'll be like a fun thing to do but then also it'll help

1122
00:50:38,699 --> 00:50:44,479
bring the couple together because they will be banded against the people bombing their date

1123
00:50:44,479 --> 00:50:49,419
and there could be a variation where one of the people likes you more than the person they're with

1124
00:50:49,419 --> 00:51:00,059
yeah yeah and then you steal them yeah yeah yeah so it's gonna be like a it's gonna be like a like

1125
00:51:00,059 --> 00:51:10,439
like photo bombing but like more extreme um and this will have the added effect of it'll increase

1126
00:51:10,439 --> 00:51:18,459
the restaurant sales

1127
00:51:18,459 --> 00:51:21,519
because people will be going to bars and restaurants looking for

1128
00:51:21,519 --> 00:51:26,319
weird dates, dates that are not going well, right?

1129
00:51:27,679 --> 00:51:29,999
So I think that's my trend.

1130
00:51:30,939 --> 00:51:31,019
And

1131
00:51:31,019 --> 00:51:35,919
I don't like the name, though.

1132
00:51:36,519 --> 00:51:38,099
I don't like solo maxing of the name.

1133
00:51:38,779 --> 00:51:39,959
It's okay. Was it just the placeholder?

1134
00:51:39,959 --> 00:51:40,359
Yeah.

1135
00:51:42,759 --> 00:51:44,239
Unless it's solo minning.

1136
00:51:45,979 --> 00:51:46,839
People max.

1137
00:51:46,939 --> 00:51:48,239
People don't min as much, right?

1138
00:51:48,619 --> 00:51:48,839
Yeah.

1139
00:51:49,759 --> 00:51:50,939
We need to min more.

1140
00:51:51,219 --> 00:51:52,299
Yeah, we need to min more.

1141
00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:55,339
So you're taking the solo and you're minimizing the solo.

1142
00:51:55,499 --> 00:51:56,959
You're adding people to it.

1143
00:51:57,659 --> 00:51:58,479
Or solo minning.

1144
00:52:00,259 --> 00:52:01,419
We'll stick with that for now.

1145
00:52:02,799 --> 00:52:03,439
Min alone.

1146
00:52:05,439 --> 00:52:06,199
Why not?

1147
00:52:06,699 --> 00:52:08,499
Man cannot live on min alone.

1148
00:52:09,959 --> 00:52:10,619
Beg to defer.

1149
00:52:12,919 --> 00:52:13,979
Okay, that's great.

1150
00:52:14,159 --> 00:52:14,539
Thank you.

1151
00:52:14,879 --> 00:52:15,199
That's nice.

1152
00:52:15,459 --> 00:52:21,719
I think it'll have the, also, it'll be like, it'll help bring people.

1153
00:52:22,659 --> 00:52:26,559
Yeah, the people on dates will feel uncomfortable, but I'm sorry.

1154
00:52:27,379 --> 00:52:34,179
When you're at a restaurant, there's a very clear hierarchy of, like, who the people on top and who the people on the bottom are.

1155
00:52:34,499 --> 00:52:36,119
First dates, you're at the bottom of the barrel.

1156
00:52:36,739 --> 00:52:39,859
So if we can give you a little lift, we'll give you a little lift.

1157
00:52:39,959 --> 00:52:42,119
and it'll be a fun trend.

1158
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,759
You know those restaurants where they give you a little card

1159
00:52:44,759 --> 00:52:46,759
and you turn it green when you want more food

1160
00:52:46,759 --> 00:52:48,459
and red if you want to stop eating?

1161
00:52:48,839 --> 00:52:49,839
I don't know that.

1162
00:52:50,319 --> 00:52:50,599
Oh.

1163
00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:52,519
I've never heard that.

1164
00:52:52,539 --> 00:52:53,419
You've never been to Fogo de Chow?

1165
00:52:54,099 --> 00:52:57,799
Oh, yeah, I guess I have once,

1166
00:52:58,019 --> 00:52:59,599
but I didn't remember that part of it.

1167
00:52:59,919 --> 00:53:01,039
So then they flock to you?

1168
00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:03,799
We could have a system where it's like,

1169
00:53:03,799 --> 00:53:07,139
oh, we're on a date and I'm interested in having it crashed.

1170
00:53:08,079 --> 00:53:09,459
I'll turn my card over.

1171
00:53:09,459 --> 00:53:13,399
Would the other person that you're on the date with be like, what the hell?

1172
00:53:13,599 --> 00:53:15,359
You want someone else to join this date?

1173
00:53:15,799 --> 00:53:17,419
Maybe it's a decision they could make together.

1174
00:53:19,559 --> 00:53:20,179
I mean.

1175
00:53:20,519 --> 00:53:22,559
Because it could be a fun society thing.

1176
00:53:23,219 --> 00:53:23,459
Yeah.

1177
00:53:23,979 --> 00:53:24,939
Hey, this has been a great date.

1178
00:53:24,999 --> 00:53:25,939
You want to make it more interesting?

1179
00:53:26,619 --> 00:53:26,979
Babe.

1180
00:53:28,699 --> 00:53:29,099
Yeah.

1181
00:53:31,179 --> 00:53:32,179
And you just walk over.

1182
00:53:32,279 --> 00:53:32,519
Hey.

1183
00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:33,179
Hey.

1184
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:35,699
Actually, this is kind of perfect.

1185
00:53:35,699 --> 00:53:39,919
If it's both green, then they both want someone to interrupt the date.

1186
00:53:40,799 --> 00:53:50,099
If one is green and one is red, then that means that the person who has the green is basically on the market to anyone else who's in the restaurant.

1187
00:53:50,339 --> 00:53:52,899
Because now they know that they're not interested in the person that they're with.

1188
00:53:53,259 --> 00:53:55,519
There's a partition, though, so you can't see how the other person voted.

1189
00:53:55,839 --> 00:54:00,399
Well, no, but I want this to be like, not just as a way to like, be like, this date's terrible.

1190
00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:01,779
Somebody else come date me.

1191
00:54:02,139 --> 00:54:05,139
Like, I want it to be like, hey, like, it's a way to help.

1192
00:54:05,139 --> 00:54:05,619
See, that's what I want.

1193
00:54:05,699 --> 00:54:09,319
I want to tell you like a way to like ice break for the date.

1194
00:54:09,419 --> 00:54:11,339
Like if you're uncomfortable and the other person's uncomfortable,

1195
00:54:11,339 --> 00:54:13,839
but it's like that awkwardness of a first date.

1196
00:54:13,939 --> 00:54:16,619
But then you had this like shared experience of like, oh my God,

1197
00:54:16,739 --> 00:54:18,439
someone bombed our date.

1198
00:54:18,439 --> 00:54:20,899
And then it's like, gives you something to talk about.

1199
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:23,999
Like a good story.

1200
00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:26,859
It's like a good fun way to start things out.

1201
00:54:27,259 --> 00:54:27,759
I don't know.

1202
00:54:28,939 --> 00:54:32,259
Or it could be a way to control for new dates during your date.

1203
00:54:32,259 --> 00:54:40,199
so i don't know that's that's my trend that's good solo meaning it's a good one

1204
00:54:40,199 --> 00:54:47,479
it's a good one thank you good thank you so what's your trend um this is dumb

1205
00:54:47,479 --> 00:54:54,299
well here it is i was thinking you know when you put your credit card your your debit cards

1206
00:54:54,299 --> 00:55:01,759
into the the uh machine and it like it's like chip malfunction it's like annoying you have to

1207
00:55:01,759 --> 00:55:02,659
Take it like rub the chip.

1208
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:12,719
Well, every time you're in public and someone that happens to someone and you know what just happened, everyone around them should be like money, money, money.

1209
00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:18,739
Awkwardly with the hand motions like a crab for no reason but joy.

1210
00:55:19,879 --> 00:55:22,019
I just think that'd be fun and cute.

1211
00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:23,199
Yeah.

1212
00:55:23,699 --> 00:55:24,039
Okay.

1213
00:55:24,299 --> 00:55:24,719
You know.

1214
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:29,579
like money money money is fine

1215
00:55:29,579 --> 00:55:31,319
but what if instead in a really

1216
00:55:31,319 --> 00:55:33,259
weird chant

1217
00:55:33,259 --> 00:55:35,339
everyone just said rub the chip

1218
00:55:35,339 --> 00:55:37,419
rub the chip

1219
00:55:37,419 --> 00:55:39,139
rub the chip

1220
00:55:39,139 --> 00:55:41,639
I don't think I've ever rubbed the chip actually

1221
00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:43,419
I just pull it out

1222
00:55:43,419 --> 00:55:44,999
and then I try to put it in a little bit more

1223
00:55:44,999 --> 00:55:47,359
either more gently or harder

1224
00:55:47,359 --> 00:55:49,079
depending on how I did it the first time

1225
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:51,119
more gently or harder

1226
00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:51,999
in autobiography

1227
00:55:51,999 --> 00:55:54,579
more Jenna

1228
00:55:54,579 --> 00:55:57,199
or harder. Harder and

1229
00:55:57,199 --> 00:56:02,259
yeah that's fun.

1230
00:56:03,259 --> 00:56:05,099
It's kind of like my U-Lees.

1231
00:56:09,039 --> 00:56:10,639
You know we're going to be doing that now.

1232
00:56:12,099 --> 00:56:14,779
Well we invented two new trends.

1233
00:56:16,599 --> 00:56:17,959
We have a great invention.

1234
00:56:19,959 --> 00:56:22,319
Yeah we're going to be interstellar soon.

1235
00:56:22,319 --> 00:56:25,199
Yep, I think we are

1236
00:56:25,199 --> 00:56:27,479
Well, Jenna

1237
00:56:27,479 --> 00:56:29,899
I think that wraps up

1238
00:56:29,899 --> 00:56:31,799
The Big Question

1239
00:56:31,799 --> 00:56:33,039
The Big Question

1240
00:56:33,039 --> 00:56:34,679
It's time

1241
00:56:34,679 --> 00:56:38,059
to pay the piper

1242
00:56:38,059 --> 00:56:40,259
The piper must be paid

1243
00:56:40,259 --> 00:56:42,319
The piper needs his money

1244
00:56:42,319 --> 00:56:43,959
Hello, I'm the piper

1245
00:56:43,959 --> 00:56:45,559
Pay me now

1246
00:56:45,559 --> 00:56:46,259
Kill the piper

1247
00:56:46,259 --> 00:56:49,299
You son of a bitch piper

1248
00:56:49,299 --> 00:56:50,379
Then we'll eat him

1249
00:56:50,379 --> 00:56:50,899
Ow!

1250
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:52,739
Cut his toes off.

1251
00:56:53,019 --> 00:56:53,479
All right.

1252
00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:56,719
You're one of those toe freaks, aren't you?

1253
00:56:56,899 --> 00:56:58,619
Don't shame me as I'm killing you.

1254
00:57:00,319 --> 00:57:03,979
If I suddenly open my eyes, are you going to clover me in the head?

1255
00:57:04,899 --> 00:57:05,299
No.

1256
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:06,979
Francis, hand me the jaws of life.

1257
00:57:06,979 --> 00:57:07,219
Okay.

1258
00:57:10,039 --> 00:57:12,199
Well, we got to see secret word time.

1259
00:57:14,259 --> 00:57:15,359
Who wants to go first?

1260
00:57:15,439 --> 00:57:15,939
Oh, I got to pee.

1261
00:57:16,339 --> 00:57:17,559
Why is this happening every week now?

1262
00:57:18,079 --> 00:57:19,159
It's Pavlovian.

1263
00:57:20,379 --> 00:57:22,899
It's those big old gulps of water you're taking.

1264
00:57:23,459 --> 00:57:23,659
Yeah.

1265
00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:24,479
True.

1266
00:57:25,879 --> 00:57:26,699
All right.

1267
00:57:27,639 --> 00:57:28,799
I have some guesses for you.

1268
00:57:28,799 --> 00:57:29,259
Oh, God.

1269
00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:30,219
Oh, God.

1270
00:57:32,139 --> 00:57:32,439
Okay.

1271
00:57:32,799 --> 00:57:33,139
I'm ready.

1272
00:57:35,659 --> 00:57:37,559
Is your word corroborating?

1273
00:57:38,719 --> 00:57:39,159
No.

1274
00:57:40,299 --> 00:57:41,739
Oh, you said that real weird.

1275
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:42,279
I did?

1276
00:57:42,519 --> 00:57:42,779
Yes.

1277
00:57:42,779 --> 00:57:45,639
You said, thank you, Joe, for corroborating me.

1278
00:57:45,659 --> 00:57:47,579
And you, like, looked at them all dramatically.

1279
00:57:47,979 --> 00:57:49,979
Oh, it was only an awe and respect.

1280
00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:50,779
Okay.

1281
00:57:54,279 --> 00:57:54,679
Pariah?

1282
00:57:56,059 --> 00:57:57,039
No, but I wish it was.

1283
00:57:57,059 --> 00:57:57,679
I like that word.

1284
00:57:58,399 --> 00:57:59,419
Sounds like piranha.

1285
00:58:00,779 --> 00:58:02,099
I think it sounds like Mariah.

1286
00:58:02,899 --> 00:58:03,879
I just think pariah carry.

1287
00:58:04,159 --> 00:58:04,579
You're right.

1288
00:58:05,039 --> 00:58:05,819
Piranha carry.

1289
00:58:07,059 --> 00:58:07,899
Other piranha.

1290
00:58:08,099 --> 00:58:09,199
That would be a fun character.

1291
00:58:09,359 --> 00:58:10,059
Piranha carry.

1292
00:58:11,019 --> 00:58:14,759
It's a fish that eats the shit out of you, but it also sings really well.

1293
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:17,539
Yeah, and they get away with it because of the talent, darling.

1294
00:58:17,539 --> 00:58:23,019
gives the new meaning to all i want for christmas is you just

1295
00:58:23,019 --> 00:58:33,139
uh edible good segue but no all right and then i have a guess that i think is your decoy word

1296
00:58:33,139 --> 00:58:37,439
do we get points for that if we guess the decoy word yes you get one point but if you guess the

1297
00:58:37,439 --> 00:58:42,619
if you guess the main word you get two but if you guess the decoy you get one okay that's it

1298
00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:43,919
You have to say you're guessing the decoy.

1299
00:58:43,999 --> 00:58:44,959
Yeah, you have to say it.

1300
00:58:45,039 --> 00:58:50,679
If you guessed the decoy as the main word, the other person gets a point.

1301
00:58:51,419 --> 00:58:51,859
Yeah.

1302
00:58:53,379 --> 00:58:56,699
Your decoy is your decoy word interstellar.

1303
00:58:57,799 --> 00:58:58,199
No.

1304
00:58:59,199 --> 00:58:59,999
Oh, dang it.

1305
00:59:00,019 --> 00:59:01,159
I planted that at the end.

1306
00:59:01,159 --> 00:59:06,079
I thought you might have, but I figured it was worth a shot.

1307
00:59:06,439 --> 00:59:08,219
Well, that's all I wrote.

1308
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:08,859
Okay.

1309
00:59:08,999 --> 00:59:09,479
I have a couple.

1310
00:59:09,479 --> 00:59:13,399
This one, I'm scared because you said it twice.

1311
00:59:13,899 --> 00:59:21,079
I think you were either trying to plant the decoy or trying to be so nonchalant that maybe it's not the decoy.

1312
00:59:22,139 --> 00:59:24,019
Wait, so are you guessing it as a decoy or the main one?

1313
00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,199
Let me put that one on the back burner.

1314
00:59:25,459 --> 00:59:25,699
Okay.

1315
00:59:27,559 --> 00:59:28,039
Misconstrued.

1316
00:59:29,059 --> 00:59:29,439
Nope.

1317
00:59:31,139 --> 00:59:31,699
Misconstrued.

1318
00:59:32,179 --> 00:59:32,539
Nope.

1319
00:59:35,679 --> 00:59:36,439
Photobomb.

1320
00:59:37,019 --> 00:59:37,339
Nope.

1321
00:59:38,919 --> 00:59:39,359
Bomb.

1322
00:59:39,479 --> 00:59:40,499
no

1323
00:59:40,499 --> 00:59:46,439
I just

1324
00:59:46,439 --> 00:59:47,259
am so scared

1325
00:59:47,259 --> 00:59:48,579
to say this

1326
00:59:48,579 --> 00:59:55,399
is your decoy word

1327
00:59:55,399 --> 00:59:57,539
utilitarian

1328
00:59:57,539 --> 00:59:58,519
no

1329
00:59:58,519 --> 00:59:59,699
was that your word

1330
00:59:59,699 --> 01:00:00,479
no

1331
01:00:00,479 --> 01:00:02,119
why'd you say it twice

1332
01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:04,299
I don't know

1333
01:00:04,299 --> 01:00:06,199
when did I say it

1334
01:00:06,199 --> 01:00:06,739
I don't know

1335
01:00:06,739 --> 01:00:07,599
we'll have to listen back

1336
01:00:07,599 --> 01:00:08,079
it was

1337
01:00:08,079 --> 01:00:09,339
vis-a-vis

1338
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:11,299
Johnson Malkovich.

1339
01:00:12,619 --> 01:00:13,619
Oh, yeah.

1340
01:00:14,219 --> 01:00:14,519
Okay.

1341
01:00:15,799 --> 01:00:16,319
No.

1342
01:00:17,659 --> 01:00:19,679
My decoy word was hierarchy,

1343
01:00:20,759 --> 01:00:22,099
which I think I said

1344
01:00:22,099 --> 01:00:23,539
so weird.

1345
01:00:24,399 --> 01:00:26,019
I was trying to bait you into

1346
01:00:26,019 --> 01:00:27,719
thinking it was my word,

1347
01:00:27,879 --> 01:00:28,939
and it didn't work.

1348
01:00:29,619 --> 01:00:31,219
My word was

1349
01:00:31,219 --> 01:00:32,779
construed.

1350
01:00:33,219 --> 01:00:35,439
You were so close.

1351
01:00:36,359 --> 01:00:37,059
Damn it.

1352
01:00:37,079 --> 01:00:38,199
And I saw you write something down,

1353
01:00:38,259 --> 01:00:38,739
and I was like,

1354
01:00:38,739 --> 01:00:43,739
please, dear God, tell me he wrote down misconstrued and not construed.

1355
01:00:43,759 --> 01:00:45,159
I did write down misconstrued.

1356
01:00:45,239 --> 01:00:45,479
Yep.

1357
01:00:46,479 --> 01:00:48,479
And you did say construed.

1358
01:00:48,579 --> 01:00:48,799
Yep.

1359
01:00:48,919 --> 01:00:50,759
And I'm like, why would that word come up?

1360
01:00:50,959 --> 01:00:52,039
Damn it to hell.

1361
01:00:52,879 --> 01:00:54,139
I guess I should tell you my words.

1362
01:00:54,739 --> 01:00:55,559
Oh, yeah, yeah, you should.

1363
01:00:55,659 --> 01:00:55,959
Thank you.

1364
01:00:56,379 --> 01:00:57,779
My word was materialistic.

1365
01:00:58,839 --> 01:00:59,279
Oh.

1366
01:00:59,279 --> 01:01:04,499
Oh, you said that about selling John Malkovich's organs.

1367
01:01:04,639 --> 01:01:06,259
Which would be gross and materialistic.

1368
01:01:06,439 --> 01:01:06,579
Yeah.

1369
01:01:06,579 --> 01:01:09,959
and my decoy word was rambunctious

1370
01:01:09,959 --> 01:01:18,379
when i'm being rambunctious with your invention by adding squirting water see i really did love

1371
01:01:18,379 --> 01:01:22,239
it i was just trying to get my word out you were just being a dick to get your word out

1372
01:01:22,239 --> 01:01:26,579
papa's gotta work so when i said that it could squirt water at you you were like

1373
01:01:26,579 --> 01:01:33,419
hold you can't smile you can't be into this you must call her rambunctious my other hand is

1374
01:01:33,419 --> 01:01:35,379
writing it down. I was like, yes, yes, yes.

1375
01:01:36,579 --> 01:01:37,459
Get the boys

1376
01:01:37,459 --> 01:01:39,339
in development on the line.

1377
01:01:39,559 --> 01:01:41,739
R&D. Oh, well.

1378
01:01:42,059 --> 01:01:42,859
Hey, no points.

1379
01:01:44,319 --> 01:01:45,559
Well, if you

1380
01:01:45,559 --> 01:01:47,579
folks go to veryfinefriends.com

1381
01:01:47,579 --> 01:01:49,519
you will be able to see the current

1382
01:01:49,519 --> 01:01:51,619
point totals in which I'm

1383
01:01:51,619 --> 01:01:53,099
sure Francis is still winning.

1384
01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:57,339
What was that? That was the

1385
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:58,179
law and order sound.

1386
01:01:58,519 --> 01:02:01,719
It was to celebrate

1387
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:03,079
Francis winning. Oh.

1388
01:02:03,419 --> 01:02:03,699
Okay.

1389
01:02:04,499 --> 01:02:05,019
Thanks.

1390
01:02:05,499 --> 01:02:07,399
Not this episode, just in general.

1391
01:02:08,339 --> 01:02:12,479
And if you want to let us know what trend you would start,

1392
01:02:12,799 --> 01:02:18,039
you can just send us a message on socials at Very Fine Friends.

1393
01:02:19,259 --> 01:02:20,239
But in...

1394
01:02:20,239 --> 01:02:22,319
But in what?

1395
01:02:22,319 --> 01:02:23,319
In the meantime...

1396
01:02:25,199 --> 01:02:25,899
Bye!

1397
01:02:26,599 --> 01:02:27,539
You sneeze, you lees.

1398
01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,799
Money, money, money, money.

1399
01:02:30,799 --> 01:02:33,979
Rub the chip

1400
01:02:33,979 --> 01:02:35,379
Rub the chip

1401
01:02:35,379 --> 01:02:36,759
Bye