welcome to friends like us bonus improv can we get a suggestion joe yes thank you
My suggestion is manifesting.
Manifesting.
I believe in that.
I know you do.
I was going to say, you're big into this.
Yeah, I was cautious if I was going to bring it up.
It's all about vibration, you know?
You know, I have a frequency generator machine.
You might have told me about this, but I forgot what that is.
You can put any frequency you want in it.
I go to sleep at 888 hertz.
It's the abundance frequency.
888?
Yeah.
what is that what does that look like or what does that sound like you don't hear it you don't hear
it it's just so how do you know it's actually doing something trust okay but like how do you
know it's actually like putting out you can plug in headphones if you want and hear it but i don't
feel the need you're so trusting in your your frequency so um so that all right that's the
abundance one what are some other frequencies anything you can think of zero to whatever
what is 137 i don't know them all i only know the ones i'm interested in what else are you
and i heard that 7.83 i could i hope i'm right about this is like the earth frequency
frequency 7.83 yeah you're listening to 7.83 the frequency of the earth yeah yeah
um so that but what else are you you're only interested in abundance or do you have another
i want to know another frequency uh abundance um i'm i'm into the concept of like quantum leaping
oh yeah so i go back to the past and right the wrongs or whatever no i want to go to just a side
a side reality where certain things are tweaked for me okay you know yeah that would be fun yeah
Did you ever watch Black Mirror?
I've seen sporadic episodes.
On the new ones?
Did you see the one where she had that, like, device?
I haven't seen.
Oh.
I'm not going to get into it then.
Okay.
Homework.
All right.
And now, improv.
Mom Yeah I um mom yeah i um don be upset i did something i did something okay you know how you sent me to
the store and told me to get some stuff yeah well i i was gonna but i i found someone who had
a device.
And they were willing to sell it for me.
For me. To me.
Okay. And I bought it.
So we don't have groceries,
and I am sorry about that.
Well, you should be. It's Taco Tuesday.
I guess we'll just have the memory of
Tuesday's gone.
What did you buy, honey?
I bought a machine
that makes
confident people
hate themselves.
What?
Yeah.
It uses science.
Why would you buy this machine?
Well, because I don't have confidence.
And I'm always so jealous of the people that do.
Honey, you know, we've talked about this.
Confidence comes from within.
And you have beautiful eyes.
I tell you that all the time.
Yes, thank you.
They had those beautiful eyes.
Huh.
Okay, so I guess you'll practice what you preach.
what what do you mean hold on let me just plug this thing in real quick wait wait honey honey
what's up mom
god i look like an idiot right now say more i'm turning it up i'm i'm not the
i'm really actually quite stupid i i uh i use i use my my power as your parent to make you
to make you feel inferior so that I feel superior.
And I pretend like it's just all a part of me being a wise adult.
And, oh, please turn this machine off.
Unplug.
Oh my God.
Why would you do that to me?
It works.
How is it doing this?
They explained that there's a chip in it
that plugs into a chip holder.
I don't even know why I asked.
I know, it's so complicated.
I just, I'm, I just, as I just confessed, I'm too stupid to really understand it anyway.
Oh no.
Are you saying that once the confidence is gone it never comes back I don know if it will or not Honey do me a favor Don use it on me ever again Just use it outside of the house I don see
I don't know if I can handle that.
I feel bad for the person that wrongs me.
Because now I've got the power.
I don't need confidence.
I've got power.
Cut to school cafeteria.
Chicken's good.
Oh, what's up, idiot?
Only an idiot would think this chicken was good.
I'm only going to warn you once, Maverick.
What?
I'm not the person I was yesterday.
What could you possibly do to Maverick?
Oh.
Maverick's the king of this school.
Maverick owns Grover Cleveland Middle.
I'm warning you.
What?
You're warning me that I'm going to become more awesome?
That's it.
Unzip.
what's that
don't worry about what it is
maverick
little babies gotta have a battery lunch
oh yeah how about this
hmm
ah
I'm sorry
what's that maverick
ah
why am I
using my real voice
oh my god
what did you do to maverick
everyone point and laugh
no
cut to
hot topic at the mall
little boy looking at a t-shirt with chicken what i know you come in here every weekend
and you never buy anything you just you go over to the nightmare before christmas section
and you breathe on all the lunch boxes and i just need you to go away okay linda get off my back
right now. What? Look,
I'm the assistant
manager now. When I turned 17,
they promoted me.
You can't do anything about it. Okay, stop.
And I'm telling you, you're banned from this hot
topic.
Oh yeah Well it about to be the nightmare before Thursday I hate the color black I only want to What was that
Linda.
Sorry, we're getting a little...
I'm going to go.
Please don't ever repeat that.
No.
They can't know that here.
They can't know that.
I'm telling the mall manager.
No.
Yeah.
Going to his office right now.
Not Jeremy P.
No.
Cut to the office of Jeremy P.
yes um linda's a racist what here i'm gonna oh i didn't record it
oh god i'm embarrassed uh well i'd have to see it to believe it you asshole
oh i i am not actually the mall manager i just i i hit a gentleman with my car and i i accidentally
I accidentally hit him with my car, and then I found a business card in his wallet, and I took over his life.
He was the mall manager.
This is too much power for him.
Son, you're wearing a lot of power there.
You do know that, don't you?
Yeah, and you're a sick man.
Cut to me at home with Mom.
We have to get rid of this thing.
Are you sure, honey?
It's too much power.
You look more confident than you've ever looked in your whole life.
You're standing taller.
Dare I say your eyes twinkle even more?
Wow.
You've convinced me.
I, in fact, now I'm scared of how much power you have.
What do you mean?
Give me that thing.
No.
I'm going to use it on you.
No, don't.
And I kill dogs and cats when my mom's not looking.
I also hurt my dad.
Was I singing?
Yeah.
You confessed some stuff too, hon.
No.
Can I just say?
No.
Thanks for hurting your dad.
Scene.
Thank you.