1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:22,720 welcome to friends like us bonus improv can we get a suggestion joe yes thank you 2 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,120 My suggestion is manifesting. 3 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:28,100 Manifesting. 4 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:29,920 I believe in that. 5 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:30,660 I know you do. 6 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,060 I was going to say, you're big into this. 7 00:00:32,260 --> 00:00:33,960 Yeah, I was cautious if I was going to bring it up. 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,380 It's all about vibration, you know? 9 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,260 You know, I have a frequency generator machine. 10 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:43,280 You might have told me about this, but I forgot what that is. 11 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,020 You can put any frequency you want in it. 12 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:47,000 I go to sleep at 888 hertz. 13 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,060 It's the abundance frequency. 14 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:50,260 888? 15 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:50,700 Yeah. 16 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:56,260 what is that what does that look like or what does that sound like you don't hear it you don't hear 17 00:00:56,260 --> 00:01:05,500 it it's just so how do you know it's actually doing something trust okay but like how do you 18 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:11,600 know it's actually like putting out you can plug in headphones if you want and hear it but i don't 19 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:18,520 feel the need you're so trusting in your your frequency so um so that all right that's the 20 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:24,320 abundance one what are some other frequencies anything you can think of zero to whatever 21 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:31,760 what is 137 i don't know them all i only know the ones i'm interested in what else are you 22 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:35,960 and i heard that 7.83 i could i hope i'm right about this is like the earth frequency 23 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:43,500 frequency 7.83 yeah you're listening to 7.83 the frequency of the earth yeah yeah 24 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:50,620 um so that but what else are you you're only interested in abundance or do you have another 25 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:58,940 i want to know another frequency uh abundance um i'm i'm into the concept of like quantum leaping 26 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:05,780 oh yeah so i go back to the past and right the wrongs or whatever no i want to go to just a side 27 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:13,120 a side reality where certain things are tweaked for me okay you know yeah that would be fun yeah 28 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:14,120 Did you ever watch Black Mirror? 29 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:16,640 I've seen sporadic episodes. 30 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:17,380 On the new ones? 31 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,400 Did you see the one where she had that, like, device? 32 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:20,520 I haven't seen. 33 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:20,900 Oh. 34 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,240 I'm not going to get into it then. 35 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:22,560 Okay. 36 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:23,480 Homework. 37 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:24,620 All right. 38 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,800 And now, improv. 39 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:43,042 Mom Yeah I um mom yeah i um don be upset i did something i did something okay you know how you sent me to 40 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:53,222 the store and told me to get some stuff yeah well i i was gonna but i i found someone who had 41 00:02:53,222 --> 00:02:54,862 a device. 42 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,242 And they were willing to sell it for me. 43 00:02:58,142 --> 00:02:59,222 For me. To me. 44 00:03:00,502 --> 00:03:01,842 Okay. And I bought it. 45 00:03:02,542 --> 00:03:03,682 So we don't have groceries, 46 00:03:03,942 --> 00:03:05,122 and I am sorry about that. 47 00:03:05,802 --> 00:03:07,362 Well, you should be. It's Taco Tuesday. 48 00:03:08,882 --> 00:03:10,322 I guess we'll just have the memory of 49 00:03:10,322 --> 00:03:11,902 Tuesday's gone. 50 00:03:13,162 --> 00:03:14,282 What did you buy, honey? 51 00:03:14,842 --> 00:03:15,862 I bought a machine 52 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,462 that makes 53 00:03:17,462 --> 00:03:19,822 confident people 54 00:03:19,822 --> 00:03:21,482 hate themselves. 55 00:03:23,222 --> 00:03:23,742 What? 56 00:03:24,262 --> 00:03:24,542 Yeah. 57 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:27,102 It uses science. 58 00:03:27,782 --> 00:03:29,862 Why would you buy this machine? 59 00:03:30,822 --> 00:03:32,542 Well, because I don't have confidence. 60 00:03:33,262 --> 00:03:35,162 And I'm always so jealous of the people that do. 61 00:03:35,322 --> 00:03:37,762 Honey, you know, we've talked about this. 62 00:03:38,442 --> 00:03:39,642 Confidence comes from within. 63 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:41,882 And you have beautiful eyes. 64 00:03:42,002 --> 00:03:43,522 I tell you that all the time. 65 00:03:44,882 --> 00:03:45,862 Yes, thank you. 66 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:47,142 They had those beautiful eyes. 67 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:48,102 Huh. 68 00:03:48,302 --> 00:03:51,962 Okay, so I guess you'll practice what you preach. 69 00:03:51,962 --> 00:03:57,662 what what do you mean hold on let me just plug this thing in real quick wait wait honey honey 70 00:03:57,662 --> 00:03:59,322 what's up mom 71 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:13,262 god i look like an idiot right now say more i'm turning it up i'm i'm not the 72 00:04:13,262 --> 00:04:21,902 i'm really actually quite stupid i i uh i use i use my my power as your parent to make you 73 00:04:21,902 --> 00:04:24,502 to make you feel inferior so that I feel superior. 74 00:04:24,942 --> 00:04:28,002 And I pretend like it's just all a part of me being a wise adult. 75 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:30,062 And, oh, please turn this machine off. 76 00:04:30,082 --> 00:04:30,482 Unplug. 77 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:32,482 Oh my God. 78 00:04:32,602 --> 00:04:34,102 Why would you do that to me? 79 00:04:34,122 --> 00:04:34,702 It works. 80 00:04:35,262 --> 00:04:35,942 It works. 81 00:04:36,682 --> 00:04:38,022 How is it doing this? 82 00:04:38,782 --> 00:04:41,982 They explained that there's a chip in it 83 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:46,102 that plugs into a chip holder. 84 00:04:47,342 --> 00:04:48,922 I don't even know why I asked. 85 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:49,822 I know, it's so complicated. 86 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:55,322 I just, I'm, I just, as I just confessed, I'm too stupid to really understand it anyway. 87 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:55,922 Oh no. 88 00:04:56,162 --> 00:05:10,524 Are you saying that once the confidence is gone it never comes back I don know if it will or not Honey do me a favor Don use it on me ever again Just use it outside of the house I don see 89 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:14,584 I don't know if I can handle that. 90 00:05:15,244 --> 00:05:18,224 I feel bad for the person that wrongs me. 91 00:05:18,364 --> 00:05:19,424 Because now I've got the power. 92 00:05:19,684 --> 00:05:20,404 I don't need confidence. 93 00:05:20,524 --> 00:05:21,164 I've got power. 94 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,744 Cut to school cafeteria. 95 00:05:29,124 --> 00:05:29,844 Chicken's good. 96 00:05:31,484 --> 00:05:33,344 Oh, what's up, idiot? 97 00:05:33,444 --> 00:05:35,784 Only an idiot would think this chicken was good. 98 00:05:36,664 --> 00:05:39,504 I'm only going to warn you once, Maverick. 99 00:05:40,384 --> 00:05:40,904 What? 100 00:05:41,004 --> 00:05:42,684 I'm not the person I was yesterday. 101 00:05:42,924 --> 00:05:44,744 What could you possibly do to Maverick? 102 00:05:44,884 --> 00:05:45,344 Oh. 103 00:05:45,684 --> 00:05:48,264 Maverick's the king of this school. 104 00:05:49,264 --> 00:05:52,384 Maverick owns Grover Cleveland Middle. 105 00:05:52,704 --> 00:05:53,724 I'm warning you. 106 00:05:54,264 --> 00:05:54,604 What? 107 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,844 You're warning me that I'm going to become more awesome? 108 00:05:57,304 --> 00:05:58,084 That's it. 109 00:05:58,384 --> 00:05:58,864 Unzip. 110 00:05:58,864 --> 00:06:01,584 what's that 111 00:06:01,584 --> 00:06:03,204 don't worry about what it is 112 00:06:03,204 --> 00:06:04,804 maverick 113 00:06:04,804 --> 00:06:07,804 little babies gotta have a battery lunch 114 00:06:07,804 --> 00:06:09,504 oh yeah how about this 115 00:06:09,504 --> 00:06:10,644 hmm 116 00:06:10,644 --> 00:06:12,564 ah 117 00:06:12,564 --> 00:06:15,704 I'm sorry 118 00:06:15,704 --> 00:06:16,904 what's that maverick 119 00:06:16,904 --> 00:06:19,064 ah 120 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:25,684 why am I 121 00:06:25,684 --> 00:06:27,224 using my real voice 122 00:06:27,224 --> 00:06:31,324 oh my god 123 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:36,984 what did you do to maverick 124 00:06:36,984 --> 00:06:38,984 what did you do to maverick 125 00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:42,044 everyone point and laugh 126 00:06:42,044 --> 00:06:45,404 no 127 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:51,044 cut to 128 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,544 hot topic at the mall 129 00:06:53,544 --> 00:07:02,424 little boy looking at a t-shirt with chicken what i know you come in here every weekend 130 00:07:02,424 --> 00:07:10,264 and you never buy anything you just you go over to the nightmare before christmas section 131 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:19,424 and you breathe on all the lunch boxes and i just need you to go away okay linda get off my back 132 00:07:19,424 --> 00:07:21,444 right now. What? Look, 133 00:07:22,444 --> 00:07:23,404 I'm the assistant 134 00:07:23,404 --> 00:07:25,404 manager now. When I turned 17, 135 00:07:25,464 --> 00:07:26,124 they promoted me. 136 00:07:27,264 --> 00:07:29,324 You can't do anything about it. Okay, stop. 137 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:31,404 And I'm telling you, you're banned from this hot 138 00:07:31,404 --> 00:07:31,664 topic. 139 00:07:32,964 --> 00:07:45,886 Oh yeah Well it about to be the nightmare before Thursday I hate the color black I only want to What was that 140 00:07:46,046 --> 00:07:46,346 Linda. 141 00:07:48,466 --> 00:07:51,206 Sorry, we're getting a little... 142 00:07:51,206 --> 00:07:51,786 I'm going to go. 143 00:07:52,246 --> 00:07:53,546 Please don't ever repeat that. 144 00:07:53,746 --> 00:07:53,946 No. 145 00:07:54,666 --> 00:07:55,786 They can't know that here. 146 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:56,626 They can't know that. 147 00:07:56,766 --> 00:07:58,186 I'm telling the mall manager. 148 00:07:58,486 --> 00:07:58,806 No. 149 00:07:59,206 --> 00:07:59,446 Yeah. 150 00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:00,686 Going to his office right now. 151 00:08:00,766 --> 00:08:01,546 Not Jeremy P. 152 00:08:01,686 --> 00:08:01,966 No. 153 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:03,226 Cut to the office of Jeremy P. 154 00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:10,926 yes um linda's a racist what here i'm gonna oh i didn't record it 155 00:08:10,926 --> 00:08:19,466 oh god i'm embarrassed uh well i'd have to see it to believe it you asshole 156 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:31,246 oh i i am not actually the mall manager i just i i hit a gentleman with my car and i i accidentally 157 00:08:31,246 --> 00:08:39,206 I accidentally hit him with my car, and then I found a business card in his wallet, and I took over his life. 158 00:08:40,106 --> 00:08:41,346 He was the mall manager. 159 00:08:43,366 --> 00:08:46,246 This is too much power for him. 160 00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:48,766 Son, you're wearing a lot of power there. 161 00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:50,486 You do know that, don't you? 162 00:08:50,886 --> 00:08:52,766 Yeah, and you're a sick man. 163 00:08:53,386 --> 00:08:54,246 Cut to me at home with Mom. 164 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:57,146 We have to get rid of this thing. 165 00:08:58,066 --> 00:08:59,166 Are you sure, honey? 166 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,566 It's too much power. 167 00:09:00,566 --> 00:09:04,466 You look more confident than you've ever looked in your whole life. 168 00:09:05,986 --> 00:09:07,906 You're standing taller. 169 00:09:09,486 --> 00:09:12,206 Dare I say your eyes twinkle even more? 170 00:09:13,426 --> 00:09:13,866 Wow. 171 00:09:14,046 --> 00:09:15,086 You've convinced me. 172 00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:20,826 I, in fact, now I'm scared of how much power you have. 173 00:09:21,706 --> 00:09:22,406 What do you mean? 174 00:09:22,566 --> 00:09:23,386 Give me that thing. 175 00:09:23,406 --> 00:09:23,546 No. 176 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:25,546 I'm going to use it on you. 177 00:09:25,546 --> 00:09:26,226 No, don't. 178 00:09:26,226 --> 00:09:32,886 And I kill dogs and cats when my mom's not looking. 179 00:09:33,446 --> 00:09:35,726 I also hurt my dad. 180 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:41,186 Was I singing? 181 00:09:42,186 --> 00:09:42,566 Yeah. 182 00:09:43,886 --> 00:09:46,066 You confessed some stuff too, hon. 183 00:09:46,646 --> 00:09:46,966 No. 184 00:09:48,146 --> 00:09:48,926 Can I just say? 185 00:09:49,086 --> 00:09:49,726 No. 186 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,486 Thanks for hurting your dad. 187 00:09:54,486 --> 00:09:55,166 Scene. 188 00:09:56,226 --> 00:09:57,226 Thank you.