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zillow stocking what do you what do you mean by zillow stocking great so i had a long conversation

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with my wife about this and zillow stocking and her opinion is when like you know you hear about

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somebody moving away or moving to a new place,

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you're definitely going to go on Zillow.

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Oh, yeah.

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Go check it out, right?

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Why?

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Because you want to know what they paid

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and how much money they got for their house.

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It's like, it's a secret look

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into somebody's finances a little bit.

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Yeah, I mean,

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but it's like, you know,

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like it's only going to hurt.

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I know Francis has thoughts.

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I thought we were going to hurt people

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you want to hurt people

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what do you think Zillow's talking?

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what do you think Zillow's talking?

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I think it's like

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going and looking at people's pictures

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and like seeing where all their stuff is

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and being like

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when they show a picture of the primary

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they don't show the primary closet I'm like there's a safe in there

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you know or like if I see a picture I'm like

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they got that target I have that

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okay so you're using it as like recon for breaking

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into their house. So if you're looking at

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Zillow and there's no furniture in it, you're like,

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next house. No, that's not true. I think

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quick close.

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I thought the Zillow stocking

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was where you got the Zillow coal if you've

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been a bad boy for Christmas.

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Heyo!

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Oh!

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Topical Santa reference.

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I know.

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I like

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using...

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Francis,

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us how this recent epidemic of having things staged for the real estate photos.

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How has that affected your stocking?

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Well, you know, they still buy stuff that I can buy.

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That's what's funny to me.

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If I look at like a $10 million house and I see like my target shower curtain, I'm like,

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what's the point then?

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If you didn't have someone show you that, what's the point?

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I could get that.

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little tiny hands didn't sew this for you.

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What's the point?

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I could get that.

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I have that pattern.

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I saw a Target shower curtain.

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I saw a Target picture of oranges that I have.

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And more.

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Target, if you're listening and we know you are,

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we're looking for sponsors.

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Please sponsor us.

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And houses.

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And Zillow.

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Send us an orange painting.

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Oh, you know what else I do?

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Great topic.

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I'm all the time looking at houses now.

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I like to go at the house and I like to see when it was built, all the times it was sold and what they made, like what the new person made every time.

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So I can judge what they're charging now based on what they've done to the house.

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Like, yeah, you bought it for six.

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You're not selling it for 10.

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And especially when it was like three months ago, you bought it.

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Like there's no way you did $400,000 worth of work in three months.

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I love doing it.

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And I look at property taxes.

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Permits.

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You look at permits.

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Oh, yeah.

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Did you do that work legitimately?

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You look up, wait, how do you look up permits?

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And like Realtor.com, it'll show like there's 10 permits associated with this.

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And you look at the permits and it's like rebuild bathroom pool.

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Nice.

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Yeah, we got a section of our house that's unpermitted.

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We have no idea what it is.

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Oh, you didn't, not like you dodged the permits.

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You just know that somewhere in there there's an unpermitted.

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We have more storage footage than what's permitted for the house.

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what if it's like a weird middle sliver

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of your house and it's not permitted

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which that might have been an after build

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like one wall is a garage

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into the garage but it's just like a picture of a garage

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that house was built in the 70s and we think

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that because there's other houses with the same floor

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plan in our neighborhood because it was like

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you know, a builder's choice or whatever.

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And there are models where the garage actually works and what our living room is would be

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a garage.

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And our living room is sunken and it's not on the same slab as the rest of the house.

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So I think it was like an option that then, I guess back in the seventies, they're like.

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Sink it.

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I love a sunken living room.

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Yeah, me too.

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It's pretty cool.

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You just got cooler.

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Yeah, you did.

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It's the, uh, cause we also have low ceilings.

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Well, not if you're in the living room.

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It's a very cozy feeling house.

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Yeah, the living room's the highest.

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It's the only place I can actually put my hands.

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No, I mean, I've got maybe like three or four inches.

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Welcome to Friends Like Us, podcast where friends talk about stuff.

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Before we begin, regular listeners to the show will know every week Joe, our producer

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Joe, gives us each a secret word to say at some point in time throughout the podcast.

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And if we can guess at the end of the podcast what the other people's secret word is, then we win a prize that's yet to be determined.

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Maybe a picture of oranges from Target.

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I don't know.

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We'll see.

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We'll see.

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We have been given our secret words.

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And here's Joe with the secret words.

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Jenna's secret word is hydrogen.

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Francis's secret word is harass.

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Blake's secret word is urine.

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Okay. Well, good talk.

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I think it's time to get to our first segment.

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I think we should introduce Blake.

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Oh, shoot. We should. Sorry. There's this strange third voice.

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Don't introduce me. I'll just interject.

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I'm Jenna. With me as always is Francis.

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Hey, girl.

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Keeping me honest is Francis.

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And we have a special guest today, friend Blake. How are you, Blake?

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I'm good. Thank you.

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Oh, you're welcome.

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Thanks for being here.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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It's very nice to be here.

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Oh, good.

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All right.

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Now that shit out of the way.

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Let's get to our first segment, which is the invention of the week.

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Okay.

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Inventions.

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I thought a lot about this.

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And don't shit on it, okay?

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It's good.

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That ball is in your court, my man.

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All right.

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I got to paint a picture for you.

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You go to the bank.

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You're excited.

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You got a paper check.

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And you're going to have money in your account.

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Finally.

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You just got to go cash it.

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You got your check in your purse.

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You're walking into the bank.

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You're smiling.

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You're waving at people.

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It's great.

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Oh, Carol.

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Hey.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, you go in the bank.

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You're in line.

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It feels, you know, it's always nice and chill in the bank.

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Cool.

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Yep.

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There's that smell of triplicate paper that somehow lingers even though they don't have it anymore.

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Love the bank.

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All of a sudden, a man walks in the bank.

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The man has a mask on.

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You are worried.

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But you don't want to be that person.

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Maybe he's just ugly.

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The guy with the ski mask.

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Is it the ski mask?

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when they dissect this after it's going to be like

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they were clearly being rubbed

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why was she waving at him

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does he have friendly eyes

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it's hard to say because we forgot our glasses

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anyway

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two other men walk in

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they all have guns

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they pull the guns up

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this is about to be a real situation

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what do you do

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oh if only there was an invention

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for this specific scenario

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Well, guess what?

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What?

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There is.

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Give me your money, the guy says.

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Yeah.

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And the teller.

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Carol.

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Is prepared.

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Yes, teller's waving at you.

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Don't worry, I got this.

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Reaches under, flips a switch, activating the bank's proprietary system of intense earth magnets that are up at the ceiling.

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The guns fly immediately to the ceiling.

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where they stay.

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And so do all of the customers

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that are wearing metal jewelry.

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My belt is now...

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Well, no, your belt's not going to unhook, and your jewelry's not going to unclasp.

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No, it's not.

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You might just be...

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No, no, no.

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Do my fillings come out?

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I don't know.

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All right, finish your idea.

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It's strong enough for guns.

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It's not strong enough to lift a person.

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It's balanced for a woman.

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Okay.

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And that's it.

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It's an anti-terrorist magnet system for banks and schools.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I mean, well, obviously, well, I'm glad you're now moving on to commercial inventions and not individual inventions.

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is the entire roof a magnet or is it like magnet spots so that on the floor there'll be an x and

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it says like robbers stand here well our um techs will but that's a decoy x so the robber's like i'm

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not following for that and then they stand right next to it then that's the real spot yeah i was

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thinking our engineers could do like calculations and figure where robbers would be most likely to

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based on prior robberies.

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You're using statistics. I like that.

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Yeah.

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Wait, I had a question for this.

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It flew out of my head. Oh no, the magnet

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took the question out of my head.

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Where's your thought?

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Will my debit card still work

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after you flip this magnet switch?

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No.

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You're alive. I like that.

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But that's okay because you brought a paper check.

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Yeah.

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I forgot. I'm not in the banking community

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actually. This is my first day in a bank.

275
00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,320
Yeah. Okay.

276
00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,740
What do you do for

277
00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:36,260
non-metal?

278
00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,780
Wouldn't this just immediately

279
00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,920
make people... 3D printed guns.

280
00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:42,400
Yeah, or like

281
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,280
in the movie In the Line of Fire,

282
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,200
John Malkovich's character

283
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makes a porcelain gun

284
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,120
so that it goes through

285
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,920
metal detectors and it's not detected.

286
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,060
Was it porcelain? I thought it was just

287
00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:56,600
like plastic, like polymer.

288
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,200
Yeah, it's like something like that.

289
00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,620
I thought he said the word porcelain.

290
00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,920
Like a rubber band with a paperclip, like shut it off.

291
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:06,040
My child brain, and I don't mean now.

292
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:10,120
I mean when I was a child and I watched this movie,

293
00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,720
for some reason the word porcelain stuck in my head,

294
00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:14,620
but it looked like a polymer type thing.

295
00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,420
Basically something that can't be detected by metal.

296
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:18,240
What do you do then?

297
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,920
Because this would be an immediate pivot.

298
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,080
If I was a bank robber, I would immediately pivot.

299
00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,420
No, you wouldn't.

300
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,200
Oh, okay, why?

301
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:40,907
Because no serious robbers bringing a porcelain gun to a bank And no one going to think that this bank has the proprietary magnet system I mean I seen commercials for it sure but not this bank

302
00:11:41,207 --> 00:11:42,067
This is a bad bank.

303
00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:43,287
This is not the best bank.

304
00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:44,007
You're right.

305
00:11:44,207 --> 00:11:46,287
We've never reached the portion of the invention of the week.

306
00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:48,507
You're going to look behind the curtain, Blake.

307
00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:55,127
This is where Francis gets very exasperated that his vision is not so clearly obvious.

308
00:11:56,227 --> 00:11:56,587
Okay.

309
00:11:56,587 --> 00:11:59,247
There's going to be a lot of eye-rolling from here on out.

310
00:11:59,367 --> 00:11:59,747
No, no, no.

311
00:12:00,007 --> 00:12:00,827
No, that's not.

312
00:12:01,007 --> 00:12:01,987
I don't think I do that.

313
00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:02,927
You do.

314
00:12:03,087 --> 00:12:03,907
I roll?

315
00:12:05,027 --> 00:12:06,007
You just did.

316
00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:06,827
Damn, damn.

317
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:07,627
Okay.

318
00:12:08,407 --> 00:12:14,047
Well, I forgot to mention the plastic and porcelain magnet system.

319
00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:15,047
Oh, oh.

320
00:12:15,307 --> 00:12:16,287
You should have led with that.

321
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:16,607
Yeah.

322
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:20,427
If you can kill with it, it can be magnetized.

323
00:12:22,287 --> 00:12:22,687
Okay.

324
00:12:23,787 --> 00:12:24,467
It's true.

325
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:24,527
It's true.

326
00:12:24,607 --> 00:12:25,587
It's true for ropes.

327
00:12:25,587 --> 00:12:26,727
it's true for

328
00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,927
kindness

329
00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:29,687
kindness

330
00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:32,067
that's great

331
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,647
poor Carol's in trouble

332
00:12:33,647 --> 00:12:34,867
she's so nice

333
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:36,127
there's only one downside to this

334
00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:37,447
if you have a pacemaker

335
00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:38,247
you will be dead

336
00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:39,187
oh

337
00:12:39,187 --> 00:12:40,047
well

338
00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:41,207
if you have a pacemaker

339
00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:42,987
you're probably pretty close to death

340
00:12:42,987 --> 00:12:43,367
anyway

341
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:43,867
that's

342
00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:46,867
you've already died once

343
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,787
I think that's actually

344
00:12:48,787 --> 00:12:49,787
not true

345
00:12:49,787 --> 00:12:50,147
but

346
00:12:50,147 --> 00:12:52,307
people with pacemakers

347
00:12:52,307 --> 00:12:53,407
out there

348
00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:54,007
I'm sorry

349
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,307
we know you're listening

350
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,747
and I apologize for that.

351
00:12:57,447 --> 00:12:59,327
I'll do better. I'll learn more about how that

352
00:12:59,327 --> 00:13:01,387
technology keeps you alive. Maybe go to the

353
00:13:01,387 --> 00:13:01,747
drive-thru.

354
00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:04,587
Oh, yeah. Alright. There you go.

355
00:13:05,027 --> 00:13:07,347
What about robbers

356
00:13:07,347 --> 00:13:07,927
at the drive-thru?

357
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:11,407
That's a great idea. That's where we should

358
00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:12,987
be robbing. Yeah, the drive-thru?

359
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,147
Yeah. Because the magnet's not there.

360
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:17,387
Stick a gun in one of those pneumatic tubes.

361
00:13:17,387 --> 00:13:18,667
The guy that goes in,

362
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,107
give me all the money you are, we'll shoot you with this gun.

363
00:13:21,407 --> 00:13:22,947
Tyler's just pointing at her colleagues.

364
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,187
I'm sorry, I don't want to.

365
00:13:25,307 --> 00:13:28,367
You came for the tube.

366
00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:30,347
I have to do something.

367
00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:31,407
It's an integrity thing.

368
00:13:32,007 --> 00:13:33,707
No, send it back because I need it.

369
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,967
It's just to prove I got this gun.

370
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:37,667
I know, I know.

371
00:13:40,247 --> 00:13:41,967
So, uh...

372
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:47,067
So, do we have...

373
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:49,267
Do you have a name for this?

374
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:49,987
I do.

375
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:50,527
Okay.

376
00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:52,507
And I thought a lot about it.

377
00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:55,207
and unfortunately the best I could come up with

378
00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:55,627
is

379
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:59,467
gone

380
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:04,187
gone

381
00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:07,187
like a gun is gone

382
00:14:07,187 --> 00:14:07,667
yeah

383
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,487
gone gun

384
00:14:09,487 --> 00:14:11,847
damn

385
00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:13,647
that's not bad

386
00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,287
gone yeah

387
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:16,807
or goo gone

388
00:14:16,807 --> 00:14:18,907
no like you know that

389
00:14:18,907 --> 00:14:20,467
that product the

390
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:21,027
Goobie Gun?

391
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,087
Yeah, like the sink cleaner thing.

392
00:14:23,147 --> 00:14:23,907
Like Goobie Gun?

393
00:14:24,247 --> 00:14:25,787
Oh, Goobie Gun, yeah.

394
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:27,087
Goobie Gun?

395
00:14:28,227 --> 00:14:28,967
Goobie Gun?

396
00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:30,207
Goobie's Gun.

397
00:14:31,447 --> 00:14:32,467
Well, yeah, there you have it.

398
00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:33,267
Goobie's Gun.

399
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,247
You've been boofed.

400
00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:38,527
I did the best thing for a podcast.

401
00:14:38,707 --> 00:14:40,007
I drew a picture of your invention.

402
00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:43,087
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it.

403
00:14:44,887 --> 00:14:45,367
Okay.

404
00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:45,887
Yeah.

405
00:14:46,347 --> 00:14:47,787
Well, yeah.

406
00:14:49,107 --> 00:14:50,167
Follow us on social media.

407
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,947
you will see that picture

408
00:14:51,947 --> 00:14:54,967
somewhere on our social medias.

409
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:56,507
Would it be funny if you,

410
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:57,467
when the guns went up?

411
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,147
At flu pod official.

412
00:15:00,027 --> 00:15:00,547
Across all social.

413
00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:00,927
No.

414
00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:02,347
Oh, I'm Amora.

415
00:15:02,807 --> 00:15:03,547
Yeah, no, that's okay.

416
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:04,567
At flu pod official

417
00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:05,947
on all social media.

418
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:07,907
Anyway, sorry.

419
00:15:08,127 --> 00:15:08,367
Go ahead.

420
00:15:08,427 --> 00:15:09,567
Sorry, no, I just had a passing thought.

421
00:15:09,787 --> 00:15:11,027
If you turn the magnets on

422
00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:11,747
and the guns went up.

423
00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:11,987
Yeah.

424
00:15:12,107 --> 00:15:13,227
And for fun, you turned it off

425
00:15:13,227 --> 00:15:13,687
and they fell.

426
00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:14,307
And then like,

427
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:15,227
they were like trying to scramble

428
00:15:15,227 --> 00:15:16,347
to get them and you turn it on again.

429
00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:16,647
Yeah.

430
00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:17,927
Make them look stupid.

431
00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:19,227
I really want.

432
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:22,067
what's

433
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:22,467
what's

434
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:22,507
what's

435
00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:22,607
what's

436
00:15:22,607 --> 00:15:22,887
what's

437
00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:23,587
from like

438
00:15:23,587 --> 00:15:24,167
going up

439
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:24,947
with the gun

440
00:15:24,947 --> 00:15:25,927
I'm picturing

441
00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:26,347
a bunch of

442
00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:27,107
human beings

443
00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:28,567
stuck to this

444
00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:28,847
magnet

445
00:15:28,847 --> 00:15:29,567
it's gonna be

446
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:29,887
it's like

447
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,047
do I let go

448
00:15:33,047 --> 00:15:34,147
this gun

449
00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:34,707
really wants

450
00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:35,327
to go

451
00:15:35,327 --> 00:15:36,927
so then

452
00:15:36,927 --> 00:15:37,387
someone can

453
00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:37,667
come up

454
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,027
and tickle

455
00:15:38,027 --> 00:15:38,307
you

456
00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:40,207
oh yeah

457
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,127
and then

458
00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:41,807
but then

459
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:42,167
yeah

460
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,227
the tickling

461
00:15:43,227 --> 00:15:45,027
is a kind

462
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:45,487
of torture

463
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,327
yeah it's true

464
00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:47,127
if you have

465
00:15:47,127 --> 00:15:47,487
a trigger

466
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:48,247
happy robber

467
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:48,887
just comes in

468
00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:49,367
a blazing

469
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:49,807
can you turn

470
00:15:49,807 --> 00:15:51,327
on the magnet and it'll catch the bullets.

471
00:15:51,987 --> 00:15:53,287
The bullets will go up.

472
00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:56,127
You promise. That's a guarantee.

473
00:15:56,287 --> 00:15:56,827
I promise.

474
00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:59,387
I promise from the Cayman Islands

475
00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:01,587
where I live with my money.

476
00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:03,507
It can't be extradited.

477
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:07,367
The gun

478
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,567
girl gun.

479
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:08,987
Gone.

480
00:16:10,147 --> 00:16:10,627
Gone.

481
00:16:11,047 --> 00:16:11,567
Gone.

482
00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:13,927
Gone.

483
00:16:15,147 --> 00:16:15,947
Gone go.

484
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,307
That'd be great.

485
00:16:19,307 --> 00:16:22,247
There's a sticker on the front of the window of the bank that says,

486
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,727
Equipped with Gun Go.

487
00:16:24,507 --> 00:16:25,667
We have the system.

488
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:26,587
Yes, the one.

489
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:28,027
That's right.

490
00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:28,687
That one.

491
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:29,647
This means you.

492
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:30,147
Yeah.

493
00:16:30,387 --> 00:16:33,547
And we have the plastic and porcelain filters, too.

494
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:34,787
And the kindness.

495
00:16:35,187 --> 00:16:35,907
And the kindness.

496
00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:36,847
Sorry, Carol.

497
00:16:39,807 --> 00:16:40,287
Hmm.

498
00:16:40,547 --> 00:16:40,787
Yeah.

499
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,027
So, okay.

500
00:16:42,027 --> 00:16:42,947
Now I have to think.

501
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:46,207
If I owned a bank, would I buy this?

502
00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:48,827
Keep in mind, it works.

503
00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:55,567
I, that's a good thing to keep in mind when evaluating whether you buy something.

504
00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:00,327
I don't know.

505
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:06,607
To me, again, it's, it feels like the Ashaundam in that I think I want to, I want to endorse

506
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:09,747
it just because I want to see people using it.

507
00:17:10,107 --> 00:17:14,327
I want to see the hilarity that will ensue once this metal like thing happens.

508
00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:18,307
I think there's going to be a whole bunch of unintended consequences of things flying

509
00:17:18,307 --> 00:17:19,407
off people's bodies.

510
00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:22,087
Yeah. If you have a small

511
00:17:22,087 --> 00:17:24,227
child with a belt, I bet you he flies

512
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:26,347
up. Maybe it's too...

513
00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:27,347
He could grab the gun.

514
00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:29,167
On his way up?

515
00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:32,467
And get a shot in at the robber.

516
00:17:32,547 --> 00:17:32,947
That's good.

517
00:17:32,947 --> 00:17:34,107
When the bullet will go up.

518
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:36,007
You turn it off briefly.

519
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:39,027
When the good guys are shooting,

520
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:39,667
you turn it off.

521
00:17:40,987 --> 00:17:42,347
Good guys shooting, you turn it off.

522
00:17:43,887 --> 00:17:44,927
Just behind

523
00:17:44,927 --> 00:17:46,727
the desk, what was her name?

524
00:17:46,727 --> 00:17:48,487
Mabel. She's back there. Carol.

525
00:17:48,587 --> 00:17:49,907
Carol's just flipping it. Yeah.

526
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:52,187
I think Carol would have a field day with this.

527
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,767
Now you have to get the employees

528
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,187
properly trained on this.

529
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,527
I love that Carol has just become like

530
00:17:58,527 --> 00:18:00,627
a Bugs Bunny character at this point.

531
00:18:01,687 --> 00:18:02,747
Carol loves it too.

532
00:18:03,227 --> 00:18:04,687
I like the idea of all the pins on

533
00:18:04,687 --> 00:18:06,847
chains just floating

534
00:18:06,847 --> 00:18:08,587
above the desks. Well, they'll fly right up.

535
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,567
They're on a chain. It'll rip the chain.

536
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,207
It'll rip the chain. Oh, exactly.

537
00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:14,327
And it might even rip your earlobe if you have like

538
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,547
Oh. You're definitely

539
00:18:16,547 --> 00:18:18,387
going to lose your earrings. Well, you're alive.

540
00:18:18,527 --> 00:18:20,527
Wear clip-ons in this bank.

541
00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:20,767
Yeah.

542
00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:24,147
Always wear clip-ons to the bank, folks.

543
00:18:24,227 --> 00:18:24,927
Or real gold.

544
00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,127
Or real gold, yeah.

545
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,147
It's not magnetic.

546
00:18:29,427 --> 00:18:30,127
It won't be affected by it.

547
00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:33,007
Don't come with those iron earrings. Don't you think no one's ever thought of this, though?

548
00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:35,027
It's crazy

549
00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:36,307
that no one's ever thought of this.

550
00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:39,087
Actually, for all we know, I've never been in a

551
00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,367
bank that's about to be robbed.

552
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,627
You just walk in today

553
00:18:42,627 --> 00:18:45,087
and just pull a gun out and be like, go ahead.

554
00:18:45,087 --> 00:18:48,247
And then watch what, and then suddenly it's out of my hands and onto the ceiling.

555
00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:51,407
But they're the one bank that doesn't have it, so you just get arrested.

556
00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:55,287
I mean, maybe they all do have this, and they just don't tell you about it.

557
00:18:57,207 --> 00:19:00,147
Banks, if you're listening, write to us.

558
00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:01,207
Do you have this already?

559
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:04,207
Do you already have, I keep forgetting.

560
00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:04,907
Gone.

561
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:06,167
Gone.

562
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:06,307
Gone.

563
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:06,967
Gone.

564
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:07,947
How do you spell that?

565
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:14,447
G-U-A-H-H.

566
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,047
N.

567
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:16,947
N.

568
00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:17,487
N.

569
00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:19,527
I was hoping a W would be in there.

570
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,207
There's not.

571
00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:25,247
There's several H's.

572
00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,807
Two H's and four N's.

573
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,007
Thank you.

574
00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:30,087
Exclamation point at the end?

575
00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:32,887
Let me try it.

576
00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:33,667
Gone!

577
00:19:35,147 --> 00:19:36,627
That was a question mark.

578
00:19:36,947 --> 00:19:37,427
Was it?

579
00:19:37,727 --> 00:19:39,087
Yeah, you added a question mark at the end.

580
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:40,647
Gone!

581
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:43,947
With three staccato, it sounds like shooting.

582
00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:46,187
that's what we need to do

583
00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:50,647
thank you for considering everything

584
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,447
I'm going to say it's an angry

585
00:19:52,447 --> 00:19:53,727
exclamation point

586
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,387
yeah

587
00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:57,507
yeah

588
00:19:57,507 --> 00:19:59,107
and that's that

589
00:19:59,107 --> 00:20:01,907
again I think this is a

590
00:20:01,907 --> 00:20:03,447
I would like to see this being used

591
00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:04,507
so for my own amusement

592
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,087
I would invest in this

593
00:20:07,087 --> 00:20:09,547
what's to stop people from putting this in their own house

594
00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:11,087
expensive

595
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,567
only banks have that kind of money

596
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:15,267
It's basically an MRI machine in the attic.

597
00:20:15,987 --> 00:20:20,227
Could you make a portable version for on the go?

598
00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:21,247
Ooh.

599
00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:25,827
That seems like something a criminal would do.

600
00:20:26,207 --> 00:20:28,687
Like they've hacked the system and now it's like, watch this.

601
00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:35,647
Are you saying that your god can be thwarted with your own personal god?

602
00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:37,907
Two gods make a right?

603
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:38,387
Yeah.

604
00:20:38,907 --> 00:20:39,947
I don't know.

605
00:20:40,627 --> 00:20:41,107
Your name.

606
00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:41,867
Yeah.

607
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,067
I'm just not sure.

608
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,207
That's for the personal version.

609
00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:46,747
Two gones make a right.

610
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:49,667
So think about this from the Game of Islands.

611
00:20:50,147 --> 00:20:51,407
I don't know how magnets work.

612
00:20:52,347 --> 00:20:52,907
No one does.

613
00:20:53,147 --> 00:20:53,887
No one does, yeah.

614
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:55,047
No one does.

615
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:57,487
Did you know you can open a safe with a magnet?

616
00:20:58,527 --> 00:20:58,867
What?

617
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,787
You get earth magnets.

618
00:21:00,787 --> 00:21:03,787
Wait, is this going to open the Burt Banks vaults?

619
00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:05,667
Next segment.

620
00:21:07,207 --> 00:21:08,487
I want to hear this.

621
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,347
No, I want to sell this thing.

622
00:21:10,907 --> 00:21:11,307
Shit.

623
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,567
No, let's pretend like I didn't say that.

624
00:21:15,647 --> 00:21:16,667
Okay, shoot.

625
00:21:17,587 --> 00:21:18,487
Yeah, I watched the video.

626
00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:19,627
You can take two earth magnets.

627
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,227
Why are they earth magnets?

628
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:22,967
I don't know about magnets.

629
00:21:23,227 --> 00:21:24,187
I just know the words.

630
00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:25,887
Okay, two earth magnets.

631
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:26,187
Okay.

632
00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:30,947
Told you it's exasperated.

633
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,107
No, I'm cool.

634
00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:37,847
And you put it up against the safe where the bars are locked,

635
00:21:38,147 --> 00:21:40,507
and you put the magnets in a sock.

636
00:21:40,907 --> 00:21:41,527
I saw about this.

637
00:21:41,527 --> 00:21:43,787
and you pull the magnets away

638
00:21:43,787 --> 00:21:45,927
and the bars open in the safe.

639
00:21:46,427 --> 00:21:47,787
There's YouTube videos about this.

640
00:21:49,847 --> 00:21:51,187
But you're...

641
00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:51,587
But the gearing.

642
00:21:52,027 --> 00:21:52,587
Yeah, I know.

643
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,827
Well, alright.

644
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,607
That sounds like it works on like a bathroom stall door.

645
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:00,567
Boom.

646
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:02,727
Yeah, that kind of...

647
00:22:02,727 --> 00:22:05,427
Oh, the magnet curve strikes again.

648
00:22:11,527 --> 00:22:17,467
Well, I'd invest to see it in action because I think it's funny.

649
00:22:17,907 --> 00:22:18,167
Thanks.

650
00:22:18,307 --> 00:22:19,167
Blake, what are your thoughts?

651
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:26,867
I like your secondary idea of creating a magnet device to unlock bathroom doors when it's an emergency for you.

652
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:27,827
Not my idea.

653
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,067
I think that's way more useful.

654
00:22:30,207 --> 00:22:31,587
Hey, someone's in the stall too long.

655
00:22:31,707 --> 00:22:31,987
Boom.

656
00:22:32,147 --> 00:22:32,587
Slip.

657
00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:33,667
Oh, it was.

658
00:22:33,927 --> 00:22:34,347
Okay.

659
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:35,207
You're policing the stall.

660
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,527
You're not attacking people.

661
00:22:36,687 --> 00:22:36,987
Okay.

662
00:22:37,507 --> 00:22:38,487
No, just got to go.

663
00:22:40,147 --> 00:22:41,427
All right.

664
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:47,987
Well, go to friendslikeuspod.com to invest in the gone.

665
00:22:50,747 --> 00:22:53,527
Any final thoughts or should we just close the invention of the week?

666
00:22:53,727 --> 00:22:54,867
No, I did what I could.

667
00:22:55,287 --> 00:22:55,727
All right.

668
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,467
That's it for the invention of the week.

669
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:13,354
It time for our next segment We need a job Hello 911 We need a job

670
00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:18,734
This is not a commentary on the fact that we all need jobs.

671
00:23:19,514 --> 00:23:22,634
This actually came to me in a dream the other night.

672
00:23:22,854 --> 00:23:24,674
I dreamed we were recording the podcast,

673
00:23:24,874 --> 00:23:26,714
and the segment was We Need a Job,

674
00:23:26,914 --> 00:23:28,414
and here's how this segment works.

675
00:23:28,414 --> 00:23:34,534
we all have to come up with a job that doesn't already exist yet on this planet

676
00:23:34,534 --> 00:23:42,994
that will like once we invent it will have the highest rate of employment once this job is

677
00:23:42,994 --> 00:23:49,334
activated basically i don't know if that makes sense you get it so once i've created this job

678
00:23:49,334 --> 00:23:54,534
i am a true job creator and i can employ most of the population yeah you want to have what's

679
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,574
a job that would get, like if this job

680
00:23:56,574 --> 00:23:57,794
existed, suddenly

681
00:23:57,794 --> 00:24:00,014
tons of people would be employed.

682
00:24:00,394 --> 00:24:02,694
Just professional carrier of shit.

683
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:04,614
Shouldn't be...

684
00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:06,094
You just carry things.

685
00:24:06,554 --> 00:24:08,574
Oh, okay. I was like...

686
00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,994
I don't carry that.

687
00:24:11,854 --> 00:24:12,254
Well,

688
00:24:13,674 --> 00:24:15,014
you can think about it.

689
00:24:15,074 --> 00:24:16,734
I'll go first, because in my dream

690
00:24:16,734 --> 00:24:18,674
I actually thought of what my answer would be.

691
00:24:19,494 --> 00:24:21,094
And then you guys can...

692
00:24:21,094 --> 00:24:22,554
We can save you for last.

693
00:24:22,554 --> 00:24:25,914
So you can come up with something better than professional carrier of shit.

694
00:24:26,574 --> 00:24:27,094
Okay.

695
00:24:29,054 --> 00:24:30,834
My adventure,

696
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:35,434
my job would be car crash liaison.

697
00:24:36,614 --> 00:24:38,554
Every time you're in a car accident,

698
00:24:38,874 --> 00:24:43,614
you get a personal liaison to help take care of all the details and the

699
00:24:43,614 --> 00:24:49,174
minutia that comes up with having to take care of a car crash.

700
00:24:49,174 --> 00:24:56,134
and uh and everybody gets their own so that's like i think there are probably tons of

701
00:24:56,134 --> 00:25:02,754
car crashes every day both sides get their own liaison okay so it's two people per crash now

702
00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:09,094
yep and you think there's so many car crashes that everyone has around the world yeah and if

703
00:25:09,094 --> 00:25:15,014
let's say you're only liaising everyone like this happens and you're gonna get a car crash liaison

704
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,694
Can you guys liaise each other?

705
00:25:17,954 --> 00:25:19,914
Can two people be each other's liaisons?

706
00:25:20,034 --> 00:25:20,254
No.

707
00:25:21,614 --> 00:25:23,454
You have to have a distinct liaison

708
00:25:23,454 --> 00:25:27,334
for every car crash.

709
00:25:28,134 --> 00:25:30,934
The liaison can only handle one car crash at a time.

710
00:25:30,994 --> 00:25:32,014
They retire after that?

711
00:25:32,134 --> 00:25:33,554
No, then they can get a new one.

712
00:25:34,454 --> 00:25:37,914
It's not like one liaison is handling 100 car crashes.

713
00:25:38,254 --> 00:25:42,234
I feel like this would cover as many car crashes

714
00:25:42,234 --> 00:25:44,354
as there are in a day across the whole world.

715
00:25:45,014 --> 00:25:45,494
Hmm.

716
00:25:46,314 --> 00:25:47,274
What, you're skeptical?

717
00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:48,354
I am.

718
00:25:48,574 --> 00:25:52,914
I don't think there's enough car crashes that everyone who needs a job would have a job.

719
00:25:53,454 --> 00:25:54,354
Well, I didn't say every...

720
00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:54,614
No, no, no.

721
00:25:54,614 --> 00:25:55,314
This is just...

722
00:25:55,314 --> 00:25:58,294
This is about maximizing as many jobs as you can get out of...

723
00:25:58,294 --> 00:26:01,534
It's not literally there's nobody unemployed anymore.

724
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:02,554
Okay.

725
00:26:02,634 --> 00:26:03,134
It's just...

726
00:26:03,134 --> 00:26:03,854
We're just...

727
00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:06,854
Come up with an idea and...

728
00:26:06,854 --> 00:26:08,014
Okay.

729
00:26:08,454 --> 00:26:11,594
And we'll see who gets the most jobs out of their idea.

730
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:13,534
Thank you for the note.

731
00:26:13,734 --> 00:26:13,834
Yeah.

732
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:15,954
Are we going to post these jobs

733
00:26:15,954 --> 00:26:16,634
and people apply?

734
00:26:16,634 --> 00:26:19,994
Yeah, we could do a poll and see who wants to apply

735
00:26:19,994 --> 00:26:22,114
for your guys' jobs and who gets the most

736
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:22,854
applications.

737
00:26:24,054 --> 00:26:25,214
Yeah, all right, we'll do a poll.

738
00:26:25,654 --> 00:26:27,414
Real resumes only, though, people.

739
00:26:28,194 --> 00:26:29,494
That kind of makes me wonder, though.

740
00:26:30,154 --> 00:26:31,574
Do people have to bid for these?

741
00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:33,354
It's like everyone's waiting and they see

742
00:26:33,354 --> 00:26:35,554
a ding new accident and whoever gets there

743
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:36,574
first is the liaison?

744
00:26:38,374 --> 00:26:39,374
I'll take it, I'll take it.

745
00:26:39,434 --> 00:26:39,794
It's mine.

746
00:26:41,574 --> 00:26:41,974
Sure.

747
00:26:41,974 --> 00:26:44,294
I don't care.

748
00:26:44,874 --> 00:26:46,194
Or if they're assigned

749
00:26:46,194 --> 00:26:48,354
randomly assigned. Just one happens

750
00:26:48,354 --> 00:26:50,434
and you're the next in the line for that accident.

751
00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:51,074
Thank you.

752
00:26:51,994 --> 00:26:54,234
Alright, so that's my idea.

753
00:26:54,454 --> 00:26:55,574
Car crash liaison.

754
00:26:57,154 --> 00:26:57,674
Okay.

755
00:26:57,974 --> 00:26:59,914
You want to go? Okay, I can go.

756
00:27:01,614 --> 00:27:02,574
My job

757
00:27:02,574 --> 00:27:04,094
is called hydration

758
00:27:04,094 --> 00:27:05,074
specialist.

759
00:27:06,114 --> 00:27:07,434
And this is a person

760
00:27:07,434 --> 00:27:10,214
that observes you urinate.

761
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,894
or take your urine.

762
00:27:12,894 --> 00:27:14,494
Make sure you've been drinking enough water.

763
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,134
Make sure it's the right hue

764
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:18,114
of

765
00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:20,974
yellow or brown depending on the person.

766
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:27,034
They're aiming for clear. We all know they're aiming for clear.

767
00:27:27,494 --> 00:27:28,434
But it's just that

768
00:27:28,434 --> 00:27:30,934
trusted specialist

769
00:27:30,934 --> 00:27:31,834
that goes, hey,

770
00:27:32,954 --> 00:27:34,454
I have an extra glass of water today.

771
00:27:35,434 --> 00:27:36,114
While you're peeing?

772
00:27:36,914 --> 00:27:38,494
Yes, it has to be in the moment.

773
00:27:38,494 --> 00:27:39,054
In person. Yes.

774
00:27:39,054 --> 00:27:41,054
yes they need to see the stream

775
00:27:41,054 --> 00:27:43,254
okay wouldn't this

776
00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:45,074
lead to like a daisy chain of

777
00:27:45,074 --> 00:27:47,394
everybody's hydration specialist

778
00:27:47,394 --> 00:27:48,454
being in the room like

779
00:27:48,454 --> 00:27:51,014
because that guy's got a hydration specialist too

780
00:27:51,014 --> 00:27:52,874
or is this a voluntary thing

781
00:27:52,874 --> 00:27:54,414
is like everyone has one or

782
00:27:54,414 --> 00:27:56,474
well if it's voluntary it's not employment so

783
00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:59,014
or do they just stay in the bathroom and wait

784
00:27:59,014 --> 00:28:01,234
I feel like you could just like

785
00:28:01,234 --> 00:28:03,014
it could be remote you don't actually

786
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:03,934
have to be there

787
00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:07,034
but you can have like your toilet could have

788
00:28:07,034 --> 00:28:08,774
a video camera in it which I know that

789
00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,914
Exposes us to a lot of weird situations.

790
00:28:11,334 --> 00:28:14,274
But it only goes off when the seat is up.

791
00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:17,294
Well, that probably wouldn't work either.

792
00:28:18,974 --> 00:28:27,634
Anyway, there's some kind of sensor scanning situation that then sends information to an individual

793
00:28:27,634 --> 00:28:33,774
so that they can review it and make sure your urine is the appropriate color for proper hydration.

794
00:28:34,134 --> 00:28:36,934
And they can advise you appropriately.

795
00:28:36,934 --> 00:28:38,434
You need more electrolytes.

796
00:28:39,514 --> 00:28:40,274
That's smart.

797
00:28:40,774 --> 00:28:41,314
Thank you.

798
00:28:42,694 --> 00:28:43,134
Okay.

799
00:28:44,634 --> 00:28:45,314
All right.

800
00:28:45,714 --> 00:28:46,954
Francis, do you have a...

801
00:28:46,954 --> 00:28:47,274
Yep.

802
00:28:47,514 --> 00:28:49,694
I don't know if I'm about to feel real smart or real dumb.

803
00:28:50,474 --> 00:28:50,934
We'll see.

804
00:28:51,134 --> 00:28:55,414
I was thinking cool rock finder.

805
00:28:57,214 --> 00:28:57,654
Okay.

806
00:28:58,114 --> 00:29:01,634
Because if I want to create the most amount of jobs, it's like, you want to work?

807
00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:03,094
Get out there.

808
00:29:04,514 --> 00:29:05,474
Find a rock.

809
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:09,594
So when do you consider a person employed in this position?

810
00:29:09,734 --> 00:29:12,214
Is it just the first rock that they find cool or otherwise?

811
00:29:12,234 --> 00:29:13,154
They can do as many as they want.

812
00:29:13,634 --> 00:29:18,254
But then it's just like I walk out my front door and then I pick up a rock and then what, I'm employed now?

813
00:29:18,874 --> 00:29:19,534
If it's cool.

814
00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:23,314
Oh, so your first cool rock that you find suddenly now.

815
00:29:24,334 --> 00:29:25,234
Temperature or vibe?

816
00:29:25,994 --> 00:29:27,534
Color, vibe, material.

817
00:29:27,894 --> 00:29:28,214
Shape.

818
00:29:28,554 --> 00:29:29,854
Yeah, something that's like, wow, this.

819
00:29:30,054 --> 00:29:30,094
Shape.

820
00:29:30,314 --> 00:29:31,314
Like, have you ever been out in nature?

821
00:29:31,314 --> 00:29:32,794
I would like a chilly rock, though.

822
00:29:33,134 --> 00:29:33,674
Chilly rock?

823
00:29:33,954 --> 00:29:34,934
Yeah, like a cool one.

824
00:29:34,934 --> 00:29:35,974
Oh, chill rock.

825
00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:36,634
Temperature, yeah.

826
00:29:37,414 --> 00:29:38,734
I don't know why I thought this was a drug thing.

827
00:29:40,294 --> 00:29:41,354
Got a chili rock.

828
00:29:44,694 --> 00:29:49,994
I guess the barrier to entry for that is...

829
00:29:49,994 --> 00:29:50,734
Who pays them?

830
00:29:50,994 --> 00:29:51,414
Low.

831
00:29:51,734 --> 00:29:55,714
How come I'm the only one being asked who's paying the employees?

832
00:29:56,014 --> 00:29:57,234
I would pay for cool rocks.

833
00:29:57,734 --> 00:29:58,934
The government's paying.

834
00:29:59,294 --> 00:30:00,274
If they're really cool.

835
00:30:00,714 --> 00:30:02,114
The rocks line things.

836
00:30:02,114 --> 00:30:03,954
they are also

837
00:30:03,954 --> 00:30:04,974
cannon fodder

838
00:30:04,974 --> 00:30:06,534
my pockets with money

839
00:30:06,534 --> 00:30:10,534
cannon fodder

840
00:30:10,534 --> 00:30:11,554
they're literally

841
00:30:11,554 --> 00:30:13,474
bullets are made of rocks now

842
00:30:13,474 --> 00:30:14,394
okay

843
00:30:14,394 --> 00:30:16,654
next week's invention

844
00:30:16,654 --> 00:30:17,694
are rocks

845
00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:20,294
some of them

846
00:30:20,294 --> 00:30:22,774
cool magnetic rock

847
00:30:22,774 --> 00:30:24,874
I love that

848
00:30:24,874 --> 00:30:26,414
C-M-R-I

849
00:30:26,414 --> 00:30:28,494
Kermy

850
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:36,394
all right so i guess we'll see who wins all right uh yeah this is gonna be a poll

851
00:30:36,394 --> 00:30:41,494
we're gonna have to create a poll probably on instagram is my guess so

852
00:30:41,494 --> 00:30:50,954
check out flu pod official our instagram vote uh on which one you think well should it be should

853
00:30:50,954 --> 00:30:54,494
they vote on which one they would want to do or which one they think would actually

854
00:30:54,494 --> 00:30:56,354
create the most jobs.

855
00:30:57,234 --> 00:30:58,094
That was the prompt.

856
00:30:58,434 --> 00:30:59,234
That was the prompt.

857
00:30:59,534 --> 00:30:59,714
Yeah.

858
00:31:00,874 --> 00:31:01,314
So,

859
00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:03,414
I'll just count my rocks

860
00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:04,674
all the way to the Cayman Islands,

861
00:31:04,754 --> 00:31:05,314
I guess.

862
00:31:06,394 --> 00:31:07,314
Where you're going to find

863
00:31:07,314 --> 00:31:08,174
a bunch of cool rocks

864
00:31:08,174 --> 00:31:09,614
so you'll continue to be employed.

865
00:31:10,334 --> 00:31:10,554
Yeah.

866
00:31:11,014 --> 00:31:11,454
Okay.

867
00:31:12,494 --> 00:31:13,874
Well, I guess we'll find out

868
00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:16,374
when the poll closes.

869
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:16,974
Yeah, soon.

870
00:31:17,554 --> 00:31:18,374
Yeah, all right.

871
00:31:19,494 --> 00:31:20,734
Good job, everybody.

872
00:31:20,954 --> 00:31:21,774
Well, we did it.

873
00:31:21,874 --> 00:31:22,754
That was

874
00:31:22,754 --> 00:31:24,374
We Need a Job.

875
00:31:24,494 --> 00:31:29,554
All right.

876
00:31:29,734 --> 00:31:31,614
One final segment.

877
00:31:31,754 --> 00:31:31,974
Oh, yeah.

878
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,554
The big question.

879
00:31:35,554 --> 00:31:38,194
The question is very big.

880
00:31:38,854 --> 00:31:40,354
Francis, you got a big question?

881
00:31:40,374 --> 00:31:40,794
I have a big question.

882
00:31:40,974 --> 00:31:41,294
All right.

883
00:31:41,654 --> 00:31:42,414
All right, my people.

884
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:42,934
Yeah.

885
00:31:43,454 --> 00:31:43,794
Yes.

886
00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:52,794
If you could go into any book or movie, like any fictional situation,

887
00:31:52,794 --> 00:31:56,454
and like mess things up for someone,

888
00:31:56,574 --> 00:31:58,914
who would you mess with?

889
00:32:00,054 --> 00:32:01,594
Like what arc would you derail?

890
00:32:04,194 --> 00:32:05,494
Oh, wait.

891
00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:08,494
So any book or any fictional movie?

892
00:32:09,314 --> 00:32:10,254
I don't know what else exists.

893
00:32:10,434 --> 00:32:11,014
Can't think of anything.

894
00:32:11,394 --> 00:32:11,594
Song.

895
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:13,854
That would be an interesting choice.

896
00:32:14,174 --> 00:32:15,394
Janie doesn't have a gun.

897
00:32:18,274 --> 00:32:21,074
Good luck at that bank now, Janie.

898
00:32:22,794 --> 00:32:25,594
um

899
00:32:25,594 --> 00:32:28,914
well who do I hate

900
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:30,874
in fiction and

901
00:32:30,874 --> 00:32:32,494
or movie yeah

902
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:35,134
hmm do you have anything

903
00:32:35,134 --> 00:32:37,114
in mind oh I immediately already

904
00:32:37,114 --> 00:32:39,074
okay and this

905
00:32:39,074 --> 00:32:40,954
is going to be controversial but I would

906
00:32:40,954 --> 00:32:43,034
um I would go and

907
00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:44,634
tell Luke Skywalker

908
00:32:44,634 --> 00:32:47,054
that Darth Vader is his dad and he

909
00:32:47,054 --> 00:32:48,634
should just leave the whole situation alone

910
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,874
oh like early on yeah

911
00:32:50,874 --> 00:32:54,174
I would ruin that for all the Star Wars

912
00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:55,974
fans. What if he didn't believe you?

913
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:57,714
Oh, he'll believe me.

914
00:32:59,074 --> 00:33:00,094
How are you going to get him to

915
00:33:00,094 --> 00:33:01,814
believe you? I'll just

916
00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:03,674
give him puppy dog eyes or something like that.

917
00:33:03,674 --> 00:33:05,674
You know, it'll work. You're going to

918
00:33:05,674 --> 00:33:07,954
harass Luke Skywalker with puppy dog eyes?

919
00:33:08,274 --> 00:33:10,134
I mean, he's... Luke Skywalker

920
00:33:10,134 --> 00:33:12,194
pretty much listens to a lot of strangers.

921
00:33:12,934 --> 00:33:13,214
Okay.

922
00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:14,994
He does.

923
00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:15,554
Yeah.

924
00:33:15,554 --> 00:33:23,974
what would the fate of that end up being

925
00:33:23,974 --> 00:33:24,614
I'm trying to think

926
00:33:24,614 --> 00:33:27,514
Darth Vader goes I guess I'm going to tell you

927
00:33:27,514 --> 00:33:29,354
and he's like yeah I know

928
00:33:29,354 --> 00:33:30,014
yeah I know

929
00:33:30,014 --> 00:33:32,154
yeah I got it

930
00:33:32,154 --> 00:33:34,694
yeah thanks dad

931
00:33:34,694 --> 00:33:36,034
yeah I know

932
00:33:36,034 --> 00:33:38,274
you kissed your sister

933
00:33:38,274 --> 00:33:41,734
and then write your credits

934
00:33:41,734 --> 00:33:44,214
the only one movie's made

935
00:33:44,214 --> 00:33:45,834
say it to everybody

936
00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:48,374
I don't actually know the answer to this question

937
00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:50,554
because I'm not like huge into Star Wars or anything

938
00:33:50,554 --> 00:33:52,334
I've seen the original ones

939
00:33:52,334 --> 00:33:54,354
but so Luke has this

940
00:33:54,354 --> 00:33:55,974
big moment where he's like no

941
00:33:55,974 --> 00:33:58,374
you're not my dad does Leia ever

942
00:33:58,374 --> 00:33:59,114
have that moment

943
00:33:59,114 --> 00:34:02,494
I don't know if she ever figures it out

944
00:34:02,494 --> 00:34:04,474
but they just let her

945
00:34:04,474 --> 00:34:06,334
women folk can't handle

946
00:34:06,334 --> 00:34:07,514
kind of

947
00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:10,474
I mean I view this situation as

948
00:34:10,474 --> 00:34:12,314
I'm like I'm saving this guy's hand

949
00:34:12,314 --> 00:34:14,694
is it his left hand or his right

950
00:34:14,694 --> 00:34:15,634
does it matter?

951
00:34:16,334 --> 00:34:17,254
I'm going to say left

952
00:34:17,254 --> 00:34:18,594
I think it's a left too

953
00:34:18,594 --> 00:34:22,454
but like a hand is a terrible thing to lose

954
00:34:22,454 --> 00:34:24,214
like you don't

955
00:34:24,214 --> 00:34:24,994
gotta lose it dude

956
00:34:24,994 --> 00:34:27,854
you know you get the ball in the hole

957
00:34:27,854 --> 00:34:28,474
on the dust side

958
00:34:28,474 --> 00:34:30,654
or like a robot

959
00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:33,474
yeah it would work just as well

960
00:34:33,474 --> 00:34:34,794
he's fine

961
00:34:34,794 --> 00:34:45,621
there no way it works just as well it probably better cause oh like Yeah You don have to sit on it anymore It was his right hand by the way

962
00:34:45,661 --> 00:34:46,701
It was a righty?

963
00:34:47,761 --> 00:34:49,281
Well, I don't know which hand

964
00:34:49,281 --> 00:34:51,321
he was dominant with, but he lost his

965
00:34:51,321 --> 00:34:53,121
right hand. I thought he was a righty. Statistically,

966
00:34:53,241 --> 00:34:55,761
it probably was a righty. So he won that...

967
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:56,121
Did he...

968
00:34:56,121 --> 00:34:58,741
Did he win that lightsaber fight?

969
00:34:58,921 --> 00:35:01,241
Or it just kind of came to a draw and they all ran away?

970
00:35:01,241 --> 00:35:03,321
I can't remember. I recently watched all three of the original

971
00:35:03,321 --> 00:35:11,001
movies did you i can't tell you the answer we've lost the star wars fan base we'll get back yeah

972
00:35:11,001 --> 00:35:17,201
um star wars fan base if you're listening and we know you are

973
00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:25,401
uh we'll get you back somehow someday don't give up on us yet um we'll see now i feel like

974
00:35:25,401 --> 00:35:29,861
should i i wasn't thinking in terms of like that like should i

975
00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:32,181
go into the movie Oppenheimer and tell him

976
00:35:32,181 --> 00:35:33,861
just maybe leave hydrogen alone.

977
00:35:33,861 --> 00:35:34,561
Or whatever.

978
00:35:34,921 --> 00:35:37,421
Your original idea was just

979
00:35:37,421 --> 00:35:40,041
to mess with somebody in a way that didn't really change

980
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:40,521
plot?

981
00:35:40,641 --> 00:35:40,821
Yeah.

982
00:35:42,561 --> 00:35:43,041
Interesting.

983
00:35:44,481 --> 00:35:45,401
I was thinking

984
00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:47,601
I really

985
00:35:47,601 --> 00:35:50,281
hated the book Jane Eyre.

986
00:35:51,321 --> 00:35:52,081
I would just mess

987
00:35:52,081 --> 00:35:53,381
with Jane Eyre.

988
00:35:55,741 --> 00:35:57,881
He's not going to fall in love with you at the end.

989
00:35:58,201 --> 00:35:59,521
Yeah. I don't know.

990
00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:03,901
Like, I like thinking of it like in taking it personally.

991
00:36:04,021 --> 00:36:08,261
Like, I hate that part of my life was ruined by having to read Jane Eyre.

992
00:36:08,421 --> 00:36:10,581
And I've resented it ever since.

993
00:36:10,621 --> 00:36:12,401
And I read that when I was like 13.

994
00:36:12,661 --> 00:36:14,021
And I've been mad about it for years.

995
00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:15,781
Because it was like a sign.

996
00:36:15,781 --> 00:36:16,341
Summer reading thing?

997
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,221
The sign reading somewhere in my.

998
00:36:18,501 --> 00:36:19,721
I swear I've never heard of it.

999
00:36:20,201 --> 00:36:21,661
It's like a big.

1000
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:23,921
It's a big like.

1001
00:36:23,941 --> 00:36:24,881
Sugar crush.

1002
00:36:24,881 --> 00:36:34,841
it's one of the horrible bronte sisters and uh it's it's one of those it's like

1003
00:36:34,841 --> 00:36:40,661
like girls are supposed to like it or something i don't know i just thought it was so boring

1004
00:36:40,661 --> 00:36:45,601
and i thought it was so terrible and i that's a bad soundbite yeah the times people have told me

1005
00:36:45,601 --> 00:36:50,361
girls like it yeah girls are supposed to like it i don't know but it's like i don't know it's

1006
00:36:50,361 --> 00:36:58,161
like emily dickinson like i don't give a shit what you have to say emily shut up so sorry about hope

1007
00:36:58,161 --> 00:37:04,421
having feathers yeah wait no that's not emily dickinson that's maya angelou she can talk

1008
00:37:04,421 --> 00:37:12,181
isn't maya angelou the one who said hope is the thing oh no my angelou was uh the cage bird i'm

1009
00:37:12,181 --> 00:37:17,221
getting my i'm getting my poetic bird references you're messing with a lot of fiction books here

1010
00:37:17,221 --> 00:37:17,781
I know.

1011
00:37:17,881 --> 00:37:20,401
Well, anyway, I'd find a way to fuck with Jane Eyre.

1012
00:37:20,581 --> 00:37:21,301
That's what I'd do.

1013
00:37:22,701 --> 00:37:23,181
Yeah.

1014
00:37:24,061 --> 00:37:24,941
Or Rebecca.

1015
00:37:25,181 --> 00:37:26,661
I also didn't like the book Rebecca.

1016
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:28,641
Yeah.

1017
00:37:29,301 --> 00:37:29,821
Anyway.

1018
00:37:30,601 --> 00:37:34,101
Mine is vengeful for the time that I wasted having read it.

1019
00:37:34,101 --> 00:37:38,661
I'm noticing that Blake wants to do it to help the character,

1020
00:37:38,921 --> 00:37:41,221
and you want to do it to satisfy your own loathing.

1021
00:37:41,941 --> 00:37:42,761
This is for Jenna.

1022
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:49,121
I want my time back

1023
00:37:49,121 --> 00:37:50,901
I actually

1024
00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:52,961
can I quickly interject with an answer

1025
00:37:52,961 --> 00:37:55,481
you've inspired me before we get to Francis' answer

1026
00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:56,241
this is Joe

1027
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:59,061
I would do The Old Man in the Sea

1028
00:37:59,061 --> 00:38:01,001
and I would just shove

1029
00:38:01,001 --> 00:38:02,961
Santiago into the water and let him drown

1030
00:38:02,961 --> 00:38:05,341
oh okay another vengeful one

1031
00:38:05,341 --> 00:38:07,461
yeah so that way I'd just save myself

1032
00:38:07,461 --> 00:38:09,021
some time having to read that book

1033
00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:10,701
so terrible

1034
00:38:10,701 --> 00:38:11,541
sucks

1035
00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:13,501
so boring.

1036
00:38:13,981 --> 00:38:15,881
Oh man, come on. That's a Hemingway

1037
00:38:15,881 --> 00:38:17,501
classic, man. That's about the

1038
00:38:17,501 --> 00:38:19,521
yearning of work.

1039
00:38:20,721 --> 00:38:21,141
Hemingway

1040
00:38:21,141 --> 00:38:22,441
overrated.

1041
00:38:23,521 --> 00:38:25,461
Even he thought so. He shot himself.

1042
00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:27,761
It'd be funny if I go home

1043
00:38:27,761 --> 00:38:29,641
and I have the book open with

1044
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,681
a bookmark in it because it's my first time reading it and I just

1045
00:38:31,681 --> 00:38:32,181
close it.

1046
00:38:34,301 --> 00:38:35,441
You were mid-read.

1047
00:38:35,441 --> 00:38:37,201
Oh man, Santiago's going to do some

1048
00:38:37,201 --> 00:38:39,321
really crazy stuff. I know it.

1049
00:38:39,741 --> 00:38:40,141
Nope.

1050
00:38:41,541 --> 00:38:42,021
Thank you.

1051
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:43,201
All right.

1052
00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,161
So I have inspired you to be vengeful, Joe.

1053
00:38:45,301 --> 00:38:45,621
Good.

1054
00:38:45,961 --> 00:38:46,281
All right.

1055
00:38:47,501 --> 00:38:49,701
Well, this is dumb, but I was thinking, would it be funny?

1056
00:38:49,841 --> 00:38:50,381
I'll be the judge of that.

1057
00:38:50,941 --> 00:38:51,441
Thank you.

1058
00:38:51,901 --> 00:38:59,201
Wouldn't it be funny if you went into the Saw movies and just told everyone how to get out of the traps?

1059
00:38:59,461 --> 00:38:59,641
Yeah.

1060
00:38:59,741 --> 00:39:01,341
So, like, he'd be so embarrassed.

1061
00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:05,401
Like, the video starts and they're already, like, the collar's off.

1062
00:39:06,241 --> 00:39:07,181
I like that.

1063
00:39:07,441 --> 00:39:08,901
That would make it really funny.

1064
00:39:09,501 --> 00:39:11,261
I would like seeing that.

1065
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:13,321
I'd love to see a scene when a little tricycle comes in.

1066
00:39:13,381 --> 00:39:14,401
Somebody just comes from the side.

1067
00:39:14,841 --> 00:39:17,381
Who's telling you?

1068
00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:19,901
Parallel of the ground.

1069
00:39:19,901 --> 00:39:20,601
Just full spear.

1070
00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:22,021
Side tackle.

1071
00:39:22,161 --> 00:39:22,781
Big time.

1072
00:39:23,921 --> 00:39:24,661
That would be funny.

1073
00:39:24,801 --> 00:39:26,561
A good side tackle is always funny.

1074
00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:27,421
Yeah.

1075
00:39:28,721 --> 00:39:30,901
He sidles in and is just like, guys.

1076
00:39:32,181 --> 00:39:32,461
Guys.

1077
00:39:33,001 --> 00:39:33,761
Where is everybody?

1078
00:39:34,101 --> 00:39:35,361
How come no one's heads explode?

1079
00:39:36,661 --> 00:39:37,921
I worked really hard on this.

1080
00:39:39,201 --> 00:39:40,921
Took me three hours to put this makeup on.

1081
00:39:40,921 --> 00:39:42,301
I'm trying to teach a lesson here.

1082
00:39:44,401 --> 00:39:45,201
Well, thanks.

1083
00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:46,261
All right.

1084
00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:49,421
So, Blake was being nice.

1085
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:50,921
I was being mean.

1086
00:39:51,061 --> 00:39:52,821
And you were just kind of being comedic.

1087
00:39:53,621 --> 00:39:54,201
I like it.

1088
00:39:54,201 --> 00:39:54,441
The tripod.

1089
00:39:54,781 --> 00:39:54,981
Yep.

1090
00:39:59,161 --> 00:39:59,821
All right.

1091
00:39:59,821 --> 00:40:02,821
Well, I think we have our answers to the big question.

1092
00:40:03,941 --> 00:40:04,301
Exciting.

1093
00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:05,181
The big question.

1094
00:40:06,221 --> 00:40:07,821
Well, there's only one thing left.

1095
00:40:07,821 --> 00:40:10,121
left. All three

1096
00:40:10,121 --> 00:40:11,661
of you guys said your secret words.

1097
00:40:11,941 --> 00:40:14,081
You guys all did a real good

1098
00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:16,321
job, by the way. Yeah, because everything felt so smooth.

1099
00:40:16,841 --> 00:40:17,121
Okay.

1100
00:40:17,981 --> 00:40:20,381
Okay, what do we do? I know Francis...

1101
00:40:20,381 --> 00:40:22,041
Okay. What? Francis, I know

1102
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,181
you wrote down suggestions. I feel

1103
00:40:24,181 --> 00:40:26,221
like I could guess what one of your guesses

1104
00:40:26,221 --> 00:40:27,741
for me is. Okay, go ahead.

1105
00:40:27,921 --> 00:40:30,141
I think you're going to guess that my word is pneumatic.

1106
00:40:31,101 --> 00:40:32,121
I didn't even hear you say that.

1107
00:40:32,181 --> 00:40:34,141
Oh, the tube! The tube, okay. No, was that

1108
00:40:34,141 --> 00:40:36,061
your word? No, it was not. No, but I saw

1109
00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:38,001
you write that down. No, I didn't write that down.

1110
00:40:38,121 --> 00:40:40,021
No, I saw you write something down right

1111
00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:41,761
around the same time that I said pneumatic.

1112
00:40:41,921 --> 00:40:43,161
Well, my guess for you is liaison.

1113
00:40:44,281 --> 00:40:46,021
No. You think

1114
00:40:46,021 --> 00:40:47,661
I dreamed my secret word?

1115
00:40:52,221 --> 00:40:54,001
No, you could have. I didn't know

1116
00:40:54,001 --> 00:40:55,461
you dreamed that. You could have slipped it in.

1117
00:40:56,441 --> 00:40:57,981
No, no, no. Car crash

1118
00:40:57,981 --> 00:41:00,181
liaison was fully in my dream.

1119
00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:01,581
The wording and everything.

1120
00:41:02,141 --> 00:41:03,061
Was it pivot?

1121
00:41:04,121 --> 00:41:05,721
No. Okay, I'm out of guesses for you.

1122
00:41:05,721 --> 00:41:08,681
Is this the part where you guess if Jenna's word was Earth Magnet?

1123
00:41:10,681 --> 00:41:13,881
Princess has a long history of guessing words that he says first.

1124
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:14,981
It's called Inception.

1125
00:41:15,401 --> 00:41:15,761
Yeah.

1126
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:18,601
All right, Blake, do you have a guess for what my secret word was?

1127
00:41:18,761 --> 00:41:21,181
No, I didn't pick up anything on you at all.

1128
00:41:21,881 --> 00:41:22,161
Nice.

1129
00:41:22,241 --> 00:41:25,441
By the way, halfway through this, I realized, oh, I should be looking out for a secret word.

1130
00:41:25,641 --> 00:41:25,921
I know.

1131
00:41:26,221 --> 00:41:26,981
It's, yeah.

1132
00:41:27,981 --> 00:41:31,161
We don't do well with this.

1133
00:41:31,261 --> 00:41:32,541
We really are bad at this.

1134
00:41:32,661 --> 00:41:33,201
We're quite bad.

1135
00:41:33,401 --> 00:41:34,101
You'll hear this.

1136
00:41:34,821 --> 00:41:35,561
Mostly myths.

1137
00:41:35,721 --> 00:41:38,941
my secret word was hydrogen.

1138
00:41:40,041 --> 00:41:40,401
Really?

1139
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,041
Is that why you went with Oppenheimer?

1140
00:41:42,201 --> 00:41:42,461
Yep.

1141
00:41:43,321 --> 00:41:43,721
Oh.

1142
00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:44,641
Yes.

1143
00:41:44,901 --> 00:41:45,801
You dog.

1144
00:41:46,081 --> 00:41:48,561
I was very grateful to Blake for the opening for that.

1145
00:41:48,641 --> 00:41:50,801
I was like, okay, I know I can work my word in now.

1146
00:41:50,801 --> 00:41:52,041
So, yeah.

1147
00:41:52,461 --> 00:41:52,901
Damn.

1148
00:41:54,121 --> 00:41:55,441
Your hydrogen went away.

1149
00:41:56,241 --> 00:41:56,461
Okay.

1150
00:41:58,121 --> 00:41:58,741
All right.

1151
00:41:58,841 --> 00:41:59,161
Great.

1152
00:41:59,301 --> 00:41:59,601
Good job.

1153
00:42:00,001 --> 00:42:00,381
Thank you.

1154
00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:02,281
So, Francis.

1155
00:42:02,601 --> 00:42:02,741
Yeah.

1156
00:42:03,881 --> 00:42:04,781
Jenny, you got a guess?

1157
00:42:04,781 --> 00:42:06,981
Is your secret word puppy dog?

1158
00:42:08,181 --> 00:42:09,201
Did I say that?

1159
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:10,881
You said puppy dog eyes.

1160
00:42:11,201 --> 00:42:13,941
Oh, no, no, I didn't.

1161
00:42:14,121 --> 00:42:14,541
Oh, okay.

1162
00:42:14,681 --> 00:42:16,321
I said that.

1163
00:42:16,881 --> 00:42:17,481
Oh, yeah.

1164
00:42:17,821 --> 00:42:19,601
Oh, wow.

1165
00:42:19,721 --> 00:42:20,781
I'm turning into a real Francis.

1166
00:42:22,261 --> 00:42:23,681
I thought you were taught.

1167
00:42:25,601 --> 00:42:26,261
Do you have a guess?

1168
00:42:26,521 --> 00:42:27,961
I think your word is prompt.

1169
00:42:29,041 --> 00:42:29,661
It's not.

1170
00:42:31,361 --> 00:42:33,321
I'm really happy that Blake didn't guess

1171
00:42:33,321 --> 00:42:34,401
that would be embarrassing

1172
00:42:34,401 --> 00:42:35,341
if you come in

1173
00:42:35,341 --> 00:42:36,221
right out of the gate

1174
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:36,841
yeah

1175
00:42:36,841 --> 00:42:37,521
and then we're just

1176
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:37,901
we have to leave

1177
00:42:37,901 --> 00:42:39,301
out him saying the word

1178
00:42:39,301 --> 00:42:40,001
and then you'd be like

1179
00:42:40,001 --> 00:42:40,801
no that's not it

1180
00:42:40,801 --> 00:42:41,201
yeah

1181
00:42:41,201 --> 00:42:42,161
we'd have to go

1182
00:42:42,161 --> 00:42:43,181
into doctor history

1183
00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:44,021
yep

1184
00:42:44,021 --> 00:42:45,481
my word is harass

1185
00:42:45,481 --> 00:42:47,601
oh

1186
00:42:47,601 --> 00:42:48,861
when did you say it

1187
00:42:48,861 --> 00:42:49,321
I mean

1188
00:42:49,321 --> 00:42:50,481
harass Luke Skywalker

1189
00:42:50,481 --> 00:42:51,641
with puppy dog eyes

1190
00:42:51,641 --> 00:42:53,741
there we go

1191
00:42:53,741 --> 00:42:55,361
I saw something going on

1192
00:42:55,361 --> 00:42:57,061
with when you said puppy dog

1193
00:42:57,061 --> 00:42:57,841
I was like

1194
00:42:57,841 --> 00:42:58,561
something was a little

1195
00:42:58,561 --> 00:42:59,181
off about this

1196
00:42:59,181 --> 00:43:00,241
I got the wrong

1197
00:43:00,241 --> 00:43:01,041
yeah you did

1198
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:01,841
got the wrong word

1199
00:43:01,841 --> 00:43:02,481
that was a real

1200
00:43:02,481 --> 00:43:03,181
hone your craft

1201
00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:04,681
sort of situation. Yes, it was.

1202
00:43:07,061 --> 00:43:09,101
All right, now we're on to

1203
00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:10,421
V-Man.

1204
00:43:10,941 --> 00:43:11,181
Cool.

1205
00:43:12,761 --> 00:43:14,101
Was your word

1206
00:43:14,101 --> 00:43:16,601
hydration?

1207
00:43:17,741 --> 00:43:19,161
No. Oh. Good one,

1208
00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:20,461
good one. Okay.

1209
00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:21,381
You're kind of close.

1210
00:43:22,981 --> 00:43:24,181
Specialist? No, wait.

1211
00:43:25,161 --> 00:43:26,961
Was it specialist? No,

1212
00:43:27,081 --> 00:43:29,001
but how are you giving proximity

1213
00:43:29,001 --> 00:43:31,141
alerts before Francis

1214
00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:32,241
is... Yeah, that's true.

1215
00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:33,701
It's just what we do, Blake.

1216
00:43:35,361 --> 00:43:36,901
Just shut up.

1217
00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:39,621
You come on to our podcast

1218
00:43:39,621 --> 00:43:43,521
and have the gall to question our process.

1219
00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:44,941
Well, my light's been red the whole time,

1220
00:43:45,001 --> 00:43:47,361
so I know that none of this is getting recorded.

1221
00:43:47,721 --> 00:43:48,661
Close to hydration.

1222
00:43:49,141 --> 00:43:51,941
Do you mean close as in when that conversation was happening?

1223
00:43:52,061 --> 00:43:52,321
Yes.

1224
00:43:52,381 --> 00:43:53,001
Oh, shit.

1225
00:43:53,621 --> 00:43:54,701
Well, Jesus Christ.

1226
00:43:54,921 --> 00:43:55,681
Very close.

1227
00:43:55,681 --> 00:43:56,381
Oh, no.

1228
00:43:59,741 --> 00:44:01,681
Is it...

1229
00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:06,281
This is a great podcast.

1230
00:44:06,281 --> 00:44:08,481
Are you just going to regurgitate this out?

1231
00:44:08,701 --> 00:44:11,161
Like you're hoping it comes from deep within?

1232
00:44:12,061 --> 00:44:14,701
Oh god, is it brown?

1233
00:44:16,201 --> 00:44:16,681
Brown?

1234
00:44:18,041 --> 00:44:19,821
Is that your final answer?

1235
00:44:20,561 --> 00:44:21,041
No.

1236
00:44:21,361 --> 00:44:22,581
No, it's not.

1237
00:44:22,801 --> 00:44:25,821
We're just hoping you didn't say brown peeve.

1238
00:44:26,341 --> 00:44:28,601
Because it was in your heart.

1239
00:44:28,741 --> 00:44:31,201
Yeah, we were hoping you said it as a way

1240
00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:33,201
to get your secret word out. Is it stream?

1241
00:44:34,221 --> 00:44:35,101
No. Okay.

1242
00:44:35,301 --> 00:44:36,301
Alright, what was it?

1243
00:44:36,781 --> 00:44:39,241
It's either urine or urine, depending on

1244
00:44:39,241 --> 00:44:40,301
what part of the world you're in.

1245
00:44:40,661 --> 00:44:43,161
I was literally going to say that. I'm like, there's no way that word was

1246
00:44:43,161 --> 00:44:44,741
generated. It was.

1247
00:44:44,941 --> 00:44:46,881
You made a whole

1248
00:44:46,881 --> 00:44:49,301
job out of your...

1249
00:44:49,301 --> 00:44:51,421
Oh, yeah. You need backstory

1250
00:44:51,421 --> 00:44:53,181
to sell out. Nobody vote

1251
00:44:53,181 --> 00:44:55,141
for that one. It was bored in

1252
00:44:55,141 --> 00:44:55,981
sin. Yes.

1253
00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:59,061
That job was for false pretenses.

1254
00:44:59,061 --> 00:45:01,541
if you already went and voted on that poll

1255
00:45:01,541 --> 00:45:03,181
if you paused when we said to vote

1256
00:45:03,181 --> 00:45:05,401
and you went and voted immediately go back

1257
00:45:05,401 --> 00:45:07,261
there's no way anybody's going to be hired

1258
00:45:07,261 --> 00:45:08,981
to do that job come on people

1259
00:45:08,981 --> 00:45:11,521
wait this is okay so this is the thing

1260
00:45:11,521 --> 00:45:12,761
that's how

1261
00:45:12,761 --> 00:45:15,181
messed up you are that that totally seemed

1262
00:45:15,181 --> 00:45:17,461
like a Blake job that you would come up with

1263
00:45:17,461 --> 00:45:18,901
that didn't I was like okay

1264
00:45:18,901 --> 00:45:21,321
that sounds like the kind of job Blake would come up with

1265
00:45:21,321 --> 00:45:22,581
yeah well now you're on to it

1266
00:45:22,581 --> 00:45:25,281
at random times I just say weird shit

1267
00:45:25,281 --> 00:45:27,041
to people so that I can get away with things

1268
00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:30,101
So if you're harassed on a podcast and you have to say a secret word.

1269
00:45:30,241 --> 00:45:31,961
I've been playing this for 15 years.

1270
00:45:32,821 --> 00:45:33,601
Should have said urine.

1271
00:45:36,381 --> 00:45:37,741
Well, thanks, Blake.

1272
00:45:38,501 --> 00:45:39,021
Well, yeah.

1273
00:45:39,101 --> 00:45:39,301
Yeah.

1274
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:40,161
Thanks for joining us, Blake.

1275
00:45:40,161 --> 00:45:40,661
Thank you.

1276
00:45:40,721 --> 00:45:41,181
It's been fun.

1277
00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:44,441
And I guess that's it.

1278
00:45:44,901 --> 00:45:45,801
It's time for our fees.

1279
00:45:46,621 --> 00:45:47,061
Yep.

1280
00:45:48,061 --> 00:45:48,461
Okay.

1281
00:45:48,761 --> 00:45:49,201
Yep.

1282
00:45:49,201 --> 00:45:50,441
Now Blake charges us.

1283
00:45:50,961 --> 00:45:52,161
I've been to you.

1284
00:45:52,341 --> 00:45:52,481
Yeah.

1285
00:45:52,581 --> 00:45:53,461
Negative $30.

1286
00:45:53,801 --> 00:45:54,041
Yep.

1287
00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:55,601
All right.

1288
00:45:55,841 --> 00:45:56,901
Thanks for listening, everyone.

1289
00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:57,881
Bye.