1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:19,700 we're just so many all the time we can't save everything for the no some of it's for us some 2 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:26,480 of it is just for us and god but mostly us yes yeah the ashes what you're saying about 3 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:31,380 could you turn ashes back into a log i like you want to turn ashes back into a log not a human 4 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:38,460 being no one cremated um yeah that doesn't appeal to me at all but i was thinking um 5 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:45,580 because you could just burn it again talk about unlimited fuel burn it scoop it 6 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:53,500 this makes me feel stupid uh for even asking this but where does the rest of the mass of a thing that 7 00:00:53,500 --> 00:01:00,780 you burn go atmosphere really it's just like yeah it i'm a lawyer and 8 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:13,240 earth expert that is the technical term you're an ee a jd and an ee oh yep earth expert uh well 9 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:18,440 i know that the earth experts in our audience are like slapping their foreheads that i'm even 10 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:29,080 asking that question i know all of them i yeah you are their leader um um uh okay well atmosphere 11 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:36,380 yeah they go into the atmosphere and you breathe it oh it's okay so i'm breathing logs right now 12 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:47,920 yep okay all right uh well welcome to the podcast everybody um 13 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,640 This is Friends Like Us. 14 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,440 Not friends lick us. 15 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,500 Not friends like Gus. 16 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:55,580 Nope. 17 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,020 Friends Like Us. 18 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,140 It's the podcast where friends talk about stuff. 19 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:07,640 So, Francis, I mean, how have you been since we last spoke? 20 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,600 I've been great. 21 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:10,600 It's hot. 22 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:13,640 Dennis, is that you, Dennis? 23 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:23,660 um yeah not a lot's happened again days the same moments the same you look good oh thank you i've 24 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:30,880 been hoping you'd say that yeah oh sorry i forgot to introduce myself i'm jenna and i'm the man that 25 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,940 looks good is francis yes and the woman that looks good is jenna oh thank you actually i think i 26 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:39,800 should describe you because the audience can't see you yet okay um start with how lithe i am 27 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:44,820 very lie let me do this in my own way okay i'm sorry i'm sorry she's live 28 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:55,920 picture the the hottest girl you know that girl is now ugly yeah and not live but if you know me 29 00:02:55,920 --> 00:03:01,500 don't picture me and then now i'm ugly this is only if you don't already know me oh this is just 30 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:05,360 like that it's like when you try to explain how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to like 31 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:10,120 someone who doesn't know what any object is oh and you have to do like you give you like pull out 32 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,500 the bread and then like where are they pulling it from right and the teacher's like what's bread 33 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:20,200 and you're like oh come on yeah maybe just eat the damn thing and don't ask how it's made shut up 34 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:28,900 that reminds me of being in elementary school no middle school is that um eighth grade is that 35 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:34,200 middle school middle school is six seventh eighth i think oh that's a nice nugget of knowledge 36 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:35,380 You're welcome. 37 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:35,940 Thank you. 38 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:37,420 I'm a middle school expert. 39 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,540 Okay, that's on earth. 40 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,240 I should have known it. 41 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:40,680 I know. 42 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:48,000 I was thinking how I had this teacher who, this is going to sound benign, but it really 43 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,540 bugged me. 44 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,880 Was that your word? 45 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:52,320 Was benign your word? 46 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,020 No. 47 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:53,660 Okay. 48 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:55,740 Before, I should explain, folks. 49 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,380 We do a little something on the pod. 50 00:03:57,380 --> 00:04:02,940 Our producer gives each of us a secret word to say during the podcast. 51 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:10,120 And if we can catch the other one saying their secret word, we get a prize that is yet to be determined. 52 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,020 But if you're wrong. 53 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:12,120 I die. 54 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,200 No, no, no. 55 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,800 Let's start lighter than that. 56 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:15,080 Okay. 57 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:15,440 All right. 58 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:15,780 Okay. 59 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,900 I'm going to choke her. 60 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:18,840 Make choking noises. 61 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,440 I'm done. 62 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:23,900 Do better. 63 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,540 I enjoyed that, actually. 64 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:27,300 Okay. 65 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:30,920 Here's Joe with today's secret words. 66 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:40,320 jenna's secret word is honed francis's secret word is kidnappers back to the pod 67 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:50,020 so i i thought benign might have been francis's word it's not uh so i am punished anyway so 68 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:55,800 sorry is your word punished no i thought you were trying to slip it in my ass oh no i gotta choke 69 00:04:55,800 --> 00:05:08,260 you know no harder do better okay sorry go back to your story the teacher yes um she had exposed 70 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:18,040 toes okay the way you said that made it sound like it was some kind of deformity or something 71 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:24,480 or like some kind of like something but you're just me she wore like sandals that's exactly what 72 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:32,800 i mean and like there was nothing wrong with her feet but i feel like when toes are in the room 73 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:41,460 that's where your eye just goes goes to toes yeah and um it just i found it very distracting 74 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:47,200 just my science teacher toes are in the room 75 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:55,140 um my middle school i should just tell you that i was not um i was an odd child of course 76 00:05:55,140 --> 00:06:01,180 and i used to laugh uncontrollably um i would start laughing and i couldn't stop and i'd have 77 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:07,280 to be like removed a lot in math because i would i didn't understand math so i would like zone out 78 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:15,000 think of something funny laugh and be kicked out and um a girl in my class had pigtails braids 79 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:22,480 and I remember like sliding pencils into her braids slowly so that she didn't know. 80 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:27,440 And then she started like flicking her hair like casually. 81 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,740 And so the pencils were like flying around. 82 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,160 And then I lost, I just lost it. 83 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:41,500 And my teacher like did the like Tommy boy like loud sigh, slow turn, 84 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:43,140 and just like get out. 85 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:52,680 so that's would be funny that would be funny for anyone i think yeah that's legitimate let me laugh 86 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:57,100 yeah rhymes with math goes to toes 87 00:06:57,100 --> 00:07:02,560 sounds like you're italian talking about ghost toes 88 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,460 ghost toes 89 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:14,180 oh i like the idea that only a specific part of your body can haunt 90 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:17,040 can come back and haunt you. 91 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,260 The rest of you is still alive. 92 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:19,880 Oh, so some... 93 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,140 Okay, so... 94 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,240 It's like if you get... 95 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,740 What's the health thing 96 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:26,420 when you have, like, frostbite or something? 97 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:26,920 Oh. 98 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,280 When your, like, toes are dead? 99 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,700 Like, gangrene or something? 100 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,240 Oh, yeah. 101 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,740 And so you... 102 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:32,280 Yeah. 103 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:32,860 Now you've got... 104 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:33,620 Coast to toes. 105 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,320 Look out. 106 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:35,080 I'm telling you. 107 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,380 If you had to pick one part of your body, 108 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:38,620 like, if you died, 109 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,640 your whole body died. 110 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,240 You mean when? 111 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:41,820 Go on. 112 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:42,820 No, if. 113 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:44,960 science will catch up 114 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,400 and you 115 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,400 can only have one part of your body come 116 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,660 back and you can't 117 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:53,180 say your genitals I wouldn't 118 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:54,960 I'm ready for those to go 119 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,180 those have served their purpose 120 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:00,000 they're done now 121 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,320 those are needed in heaven what part 122 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,860 of your body would you come back to be the 123 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:05,980 haunting part 124 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:09,440 well what are they capable of like people just see 125 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,260 this disembodied yeah like whatever 126 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:14,160 ghosts do in life 127 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:14,700 now like 128 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:18,060 if a ghost was in the room right now it'd be the same thing 129 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:20,160 except it would be like just one part of the 130 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,140 body. I guess I would pick my eyes. 131 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:23,880 That's a good answer. 132 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,100 You have nice eyes. I wasn't trying 133 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,040 to please people. I was 134 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,680 trying to unsettle them. 135 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:32,300 That would be a good answer. As someone 136 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,160 who will be haunted by 137 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,100 your eyes. I'm happy 138 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,880 about that. And what would you pick? 139 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,220 I don't 140 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:51,900 know um maybe fingers but not the palm of my hand just fingers do you think you would know it was 141 00:08:51,900 --> 00:09:00,480 fingers if they were just like floating yeah because they're not those yeah that still looks 142 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,880 like a finger you wouldn't think it was like a worm or like a no my nails will still be painted 143 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:05,820 Oh, yeah. 144 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,440 My nails will still be painted. 145 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,560 Oh, and I'd know those hands anywhere. 146 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:21,358 For the audience at home Jenna has really nice gorgeous model hands For the audience at home Francis has an inflated view of my hands I don know why he likes my hands so much 147 00:09:21,358 --> 00:09:22,018 She's humble, too. 148 00:09:23,878 --> 00:09:27,758 I just remembered I had a dream the other night that my dad was drinking a Diet Coke, 149 00:09:28,218 --> 00:09:32,098 which he does not drink, and there was something in it, 150 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,358 and I was like, what if it's a human finger? 151 00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:37,998 It's like, you could sue Coke and get so much money 152 00:09:37,998 --> 00:09:40,538 because there was like something in the can. 153 00:09:40,798 --> 00:09:44,078 And then I opened up the can and it was pills that were in the can. 154 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:45,378 It wasn't a human finger. 155 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,678 I feel like you could sue for that too. 156 00:09:46,818 --> 00:09:47,158 I know. 157 00:09:47,938 --> 00:09:49,978 And I was surprised that they hadn't disintegrated 158 00:09:49,978 --> 00:09:51,558 because they were like the capsule pills. 159 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:53,898 And it was like in the Coke, it didn't disintegrate yet. 160 00:09:53,898 --> 00:09:54,658 See, Coke's safe. 161 00:09:55,818 --> 00:09:56,418 That's, yep. 162 00:09:57,498 --> 00:09:58,598 The Earth expert. 163 00:09:58,718 --> 00:09:59,418 Oh, this was a dream? 164 00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:00,278 This was a dream. 165 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:01,758 Oh, I was, okay. 166 00:10:02,138 --> 00:10:04,338 Oh, no, otherwise you would have heard about this on the news. 167 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,118 We already would have sued Coke. 168 00:10:06,318 --> 00:10:07,518 Would you have given me any money? 169 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,618 Well, in this case, I guess it would be my dad. 170 00:10:09,838 --> 00:10:13,458 But if it was me, yeah, I'd keep you on retainer. 171 00:10:13,538 --> 00:10:14,238 I appreciate that. 172 00:10:14,378 --> 00:10:15,578 Like an entourage or something. 173 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:16,958 I'd pay you to be my friend. 174 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:17,558 Oh, my God. 175 00:10:17,578 --> 00:10:19,578 I would do it for free, but it's like a tip. 176 00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:20,658 Yeah, kind of. 177 00:10:21,298 --> 00:10:21,738 Thank you. 178 00:10:22,018 --> 00:10:22,178 Yeah. 179 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:24,998 Friends like us. 180 00:10:24,998 --> 00:10:25,918 Friends like us. 181 00:10:27,598 --> 00:10:30,858 Let's move to our first segment. 182 00:10:32,118 --> 00:10:35,078 Let's open up the invention of the week. 183 00:10:35,078 --> 00:10:36,198 Oh, you're going to love this. 184 00:10:37,998 --> 00:10:39,198 inventions. 185 00:10:43,878 --> 00:10:45,278 The invention of the week 186 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,198 is a... 187 00:10:49,278 --> 00:10:51,278 Maybe you won't like it. 188 00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:52,178 Okay, here's a different one. 189 00:10:53,578 --> 00:10:54,198 It is... 190 00:10:55,358 --> 00:10:56,898 How many times have you been 191 00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:58,258 out at a restaurant? 192 00:10:58,578 --> 00:10:59,858 Has this ever happened to you? 193 00:11:00,018 --> 00:11:00,338 Exactly. 194 00:11:00,818 --> 00:11:01,758 You know what I'm talking about. 195 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,198 Where you're with your friends 196 00:11:04,198 --> 00:11:05,378 and it's a loud environment. 197 00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:06,698 You can't hear anybody. 198 00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:08,438 at least I can 199 00:11:08,438 --> 00:11:10,378 it's like god I wish I knew what they were saying 200 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,658 I don't want to ask them to repeat themselves 201 00:11:11,658 --> 00:11:14,278 so instead you just smile 202 00:11:14,278 --> 00:11:14,778 and 203 00:11:14,778 --> 00:11:18,558 my invention is 204 00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:20,578 a 205 00:11:20,578 --> 00:11:22,598 it's a 206 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,318 collar it's a metal 207 00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:26,638 telescoping collar so it goes 208 00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:27,178 around you like 209 00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:30,818 like old fashioned like Edwardian 210 00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:32,538 collar okay and 211 00:11:32,538 --> 00:11:34,838 you can telescope out 212 00:11:34,838 --> 00:11:36,158 the 213 00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:43,218 like wings and your friends all have one too and it keeps the conversation 214 00:11:43,218 --> 00:11:51,838 acoustically present stops it from like going out so other people can't overhear you 215 00:11:51,838 --> 00:12:04,018 you mean the main intention is that you hear you okay but then so but okay so acoustically 216 00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:05,978 you hear yourself 217 00:12:05,978 --> 00:12:10,618 you look like 218 00:12:10,618 --> 00:12:11,258 you're like 219 00:12:11,258 --> 00:12:12,458 how are you not getting this 220 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:14,418 you idiot 221 00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:16,338 I said a warden collar 222 00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:18,278 and it keeps the present 223 00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:19,478 conversation down 224 00:12:19,478 --> 00:12:20,598 so you do get it 225 00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:22,538 yeah it keeps the conversation 226 00:12:22,538 --> 00:12:24,918 in your ring of friendship 227 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:25,938 so everyone's 228 00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:27,598 everyone's wearing like a dog 229 00:12:27,598 --> 00:12:29,278 neck collar 230 00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:29,778 your words 231 00:12:29,778 --> 00:12:31,058 and please don't poison those 232 00:12:31,058 --> 00:12:32,478 with dog collar 233 00:12:32,478 --> 00:12:33,058 alright 234 00:12:33,058 --> 00:12:35,138 It's all that people need to hear and they're not going to buy it. 235 00:12:35,298 --> 00:12:38,058 No, Edwardian acoustic collar. 236 00:12:38,518 --> 00:12:38,778 Okay. 237 00:12:39,498 --> 00:12:41,058 And so it makes it... 238 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,198 So does it block... 239 00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:45,798 It doesn't block out the outside noise. 240 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:49,418 In a way it does because by amplifying the conversation happening around you, 241 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,778 it means that you're listening to the other stuff less. 242 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:53,078 All right. 243 00:12:54,438 --> 00:12:57,098 So I think you've invented walls. 244 00:12:57,918 --> 00:13:00,218 I think the walls that you wear. 245 00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:01,038 I find that reductive. 246 00:13:01,038 --> 00:13:05,518 But yeah, but it would help. 247 00:13:05,778 --> 00:13:08,978 But does it help stop other people from listening to your conversations? 248 00:13:10,138 --> 00:13:11,978 I feel like that's really important to you. 249 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:17,798 Well, I mean, that's kind of more that's more important, I think, than because. 250 00:13:19,618 --> 00:13:28,098 OK, if we're at the point where a group of friends is all deliberately wearing Edwardian 251 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:34,578 callers specifically so they can hear each other better wouldn't then couldn't you just then be 252 00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:42,518 like let's all just talk a little louder i don't know if i feel comfortable asking that you would 253 00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:46,558 be comfortable asking that everyone wear an eduardian color don't think of it as something 254 00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:53,858 you bring from home think of it as something the bar has that you can borrow okay like a booster 255 00:13:53,858 --> 00:14:01,658 seat okay or parmesan cheese you give back the parmesan cheese you don't have to 256 00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:11,618 anyway um stew on it uh okay what is this invention called hear me roar 257 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:29,398 i would buy it for the name alone uh but i feel like okay so you're saying to be clear because it 258 00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:34,998 seems like you're getting angry at me for asking this you don't want it to stop other people from 259 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:44,698 hearing you you just want it so that your friends hear you we can have a upgrade model 260 00:14:44,698 --> 00:14:47,958 we're on the back of the collar it's putting out 261 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:57,518 you know yeah like a frequency so it does obscure if that's something that would help you invest 262 00:14:57,518 --> 00:15:00,598 if that helps you 263 00:15:00,598 --> 00:15:11,258 uh yeah because again if everyone's just wearing these things why not just be a little bit louder 264 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,278 the reason to not be a little bit louder is because you don't want other people to overhear 265 00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:21,438 you well the the original idea for this was different but because it was so similar to 266 00:15:21,438 --> 00:15:26,558 last week's invention i didn't want to say it but it was basically a table umbrella 267 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:34,258 you know you put it in the middle of the table and you open it up and it's like a little umbrella 268 00:15:34,258 --> 00:15:38,758 around the whole table and it keeps the conversation in but i like that actually 269 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:44,078 i have a new name okay how do you speak at night 270 00:15:44,078 --> 00:15:52,978 oh somehow better than hear me roar 271 00:15:52,978 --> 00:15:56,238 I feel like you really 272 00:15:56,238 --> 00:15:58,458 honed your naming 273 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,178 craft. Good job. 274 00:16:00,398 --> 00:16:02,658 Thank you. Sugar crush. 275 00:16:05,218 --> 00:16:06,458 Was your word craft? 276 00:16:07,338 --> 00:16:08,238 It was not 277 00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:10,018 Oh, nice try. 278 00:16:10,778 --> 00:16:11,998 It was not my word. 279 00:16:12,078 --> 00:16:14,158 Do you want to make a slapping noise? 280 00:16:17,078 --> 00:16:18,018 Do better. 281 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:18,418 Okay. 282 00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:21,998 I don't know if this is 283 00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:27,938 an invest for me i'm gonna be honest if if you add if you add some kind of noise canceling thing 284 00:16:27,938 --> 00:16:33,838 so that other people can't hear you i'm on board but i know that bastardizes your original invention 285 00:16:33,838 --> 00:16:39,218 that's not what you wanted that's not your vision okay so you're saying i brought that to you that's 286 00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:49,678 my shark take and i don't have it's not on that one you're saying no and i'm going home to cry 287 00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:57,458 myself to sleep yes yeah so it's up to you are you a purist do you keep the vision i'm a money man 288 00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:02,618 okay all right well then if you add that feature i'll invest and our audience can check it out on 289 00:17:02,618 --> 00:17:10,758 our website friendslikeuspod.com forward slash how do you sleep at night how do you speak 290 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:19,878 my bad i went right to the pun source oh no you pulled back the curtain on how the joke was made 291 00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:23,198 burn back the collar burn back the collar wow 292 00:17:23,198 --> 00:17:31,638 all right i think it might be time to close the invention of the week all right 293 00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:39,598 uh okay let's move on to our next segment uh seance 294 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:45,818 She blinded me with seance. 295 00:17:47,638 --> 00:17:48,358 Ooh. 296 00:17:50,358 --> 00:17:54,358 And not just because we discovered ghost-a-toes. 297 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,558 Are we playing seance? 298 00:17:57,118 --> 00:18:01,678 So our producer Joe has a dead celebrity, 299 00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:06,278 and Francis and I are going to try and guess who it is 300 00:18:07,238 --> 00:18:10,538 via the guess who, like the game guess who, 301 00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:14,778 the yes or no questions, and we're going to see if we can bring this dead celebrity back 302 00:18:14,778 --> 00:18:15,378 to life. 303 00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:16,058 Oh, I like that. 304 00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:17,098 Yeah. 305 00:18:17,818 --> 00:18:18,258 All right. 306 00:18:18,678 --> 00:18:21,258 So, Francis, you want to have the honor of the first question? 307 00:18:21,398 --> 00:18:21,978 The first question. 308 00:18:22,178 --> 00:18:22,658 First question. 309 00:18:22,798 --> 00:18:26,298 Is this a woman? 310 00:18:27,518 --> 00:18:41,356 No it is not No not a woman um ask if it a man it wasting a question okay francis uh okay um 311 00:18:41,356 --> 00:18:48,356 i don't have another one yet i'm trying i'm trying to strategize do we have a 312 00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:53,676 set number of questions that we can ask do we get to 20 all right let's let's cap it we've 313 00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:54,616 He's invoked guess who? 314 00:18:54,756 --> 00:18:56,056 He's invoked 20 questions. 315 00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:56,456 I know. 316 00:18:57,396 --> 00:18:59,736 For the brand new game of seance. 317 00:19:00,196 --> 00:19:01,016 You're losing focus. 318 00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:02,656 A celebrity is dead, okay? 319 00:19:02,796 --> 00:19:04,196 We have to try and bring them back. 320 00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:05,156 Okay. 321 00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:10,256 Did he die in the 21st century? 322 00:19:11,196 --> 00:19:11,516 Yes. 323 00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:12,816 Okay. 324 00:19:15,576 --> 00:19:17,276 We just got an audience question. 325 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,256 When is that? 326 00:19:19,796 --> 00:19:21,416 From the year 2000 on. 327 00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:22,036 Okay, I don't know. 328 00:19:22,096 --> 00:19:22,656 And you said yes? 329 00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:26,036 Thank you, audience member, for that clarifying question. 330 00:19:26,656 --> 00:19:26,896 Okay. 331 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,336 Is this an action star? 332 00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:35,096 No. 333 00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:36,056 Ooh. 334 00:19:37,336 --> 00:19:38,456 Is this an actor? 335 00:19:39,456 --> 00:19:39,876 Yes. 336 00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:40,376 Okay. 337 00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:41,096 Hmm. 338 00:19:43,176 --> 00:19:47,476 Is this someone who's funny? 339 00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:48,976 Yes. 340 00:19:48,976 --> 00:19:53,556 is it 341 00:19:53,556 --> 00:19:55,936 norm mcdonald 342 00:19:55,936 --> 00:19:57,396 no 343 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,916 is it 344 00:19:58,916 --> 00:19:59,836 good guess though 345 00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:00,416 thank you 346 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,036 oh my god he said good guess 347 00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:04,256 if he doesn't say that to me 348 00:20:04,256 --> 00:20:05,996 you go kill yourself 349 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:06,996 it's like when you go to a restaurant 350 00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:07,796 do better 351 00:20:07,796 --> 00:20:09,316 and the waiter doesn't 352 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:10,396 they don't like your order 353 00:20:10,396 --> 00:20:11,956 when they don't tell you good order 354 00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:12,256 yeah 355 00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:13,216 yeah 356 00:20:13,216 --> 00:20:14,676 is it robin williams 357 00:20:14,676 --> 00:20:15,936 no 358 00:20:15,936 --> 00:20:17,476 oh darn 359 00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:20,036 check again 360 00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:23,236 bad guess 361 00:20:23,236 --> 00:20:24,316 damn 362 00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:27,636 alright 363 00:20:27,636 --> 00:20:29,996 do they have brown hair 364 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:36,876 I don't know 365 00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:38,616 I'm coming up empty here Francis 366 00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:41,056 this is the one and only time we play 367 00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:45,056 are they a carbon 368 00:20:45,056 --> 00:20:46,196 based life form 369 00:20:46,196 --> 00:20:53,856 um i'm gonna say did you say yes or no i i'm not sure if we're accepting that question as canon or 370 00:20:53,856 --> 00:21:02,156 not yeah i mean they did at one point have brown hair oh that was some revealing information okay 371 00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:06,976 are they hot were they hot 372 00:21:06,976 --> 00:21:14,636 no oh oh i guess that's how come they had to be funny 373 00:21:14,636 --> 00:21:19,056 dead and ugly that's gonna be my tombstone 374 00:21:19,056 --> 00:21:20,536 inscription 375 00:21:20,536 --> 00:21:22,796 but in brown hair 376 00:21:22,796 --> 00:21:28,016 not a woman 377 00:21:28,016 --> 00:21:34,836 was he 378 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,116 shorter than 5'10 379 00:21:37,116 --> 00:21:40,516 yes he is shorter than 5'10 380 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:41,756 oh I think I know who it is 381 00:21:41,756 --> 00:21:43,976 I don't know his name 382 00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:47,356 we could talk amongst ourselves 383 00:21:47,356 --> 00:21:48,316 okay 384 00:21:48,316 --> 00:21:49,336 have you seen 385 00:21:49,336 --> 00:21:50,356 the hit film 386 00:21:50,356 --> 00:21:50,876 nine months 387 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:51,476 with Hugh Grant 388 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,136 Hugh Grant is alive 389 00:21:54,136 --> 00:21:55,036 it's not Hugh Grant 390 00:21:55,036 --> 00:21:56,336 no I haven't 391 00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:57,316 the one with Julianne Moore 392 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:57,956 yes 393 00:21:57,956 --> 00:21:58,976 god I love Julianne Moore 394 00:21:58,976 --> 00:21:59,736 do you love her 395 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,756 I used to hate her 396 00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:02,476 I like her now 397 00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:02,916 whoa 398 00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:03,536 I know 399 00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:04,316 okay 400 00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:05,696 well as long as you're on board 401 00:22:05,696 --> 00:22:06,256 yeah 402 00:22:06,256 --> 00:22:07,656 I tweeted her once 403 00:22:07,656 --> 00:22:08,176 but a lot of stuff 404 00:22:08,176 --> 00:22:08,896 was going on politically 405 00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:10,076 and she ignored me 406 00:22:10,076 --> 00:22:11,756 that's probably the only reason 407 00:22:11,756 --> 00:22:12,216 yeah 408 00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:21,296 um he was in that movie what else was he in oh um brown hair brown hair 409 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:27,976 no i just don't know his name um okay it's fine well he said he wasn't hot i was thinking maybe 410 00:22:27,976 --> 00:22:35,096 john ritter but john ritter is attractive if you're thinking of robin williams who's in the 411 00:22:35,096 --> 00:22:39,336 movie nine months yes robin williams already i wasn't thinking no it's the guy with the glasses 412 00:22:39,336 --> 00:22:41,716 the guy who beats up the Barney lookalike 413 00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:44,096 death smoochie 414 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,016 Tom Arnold 415 00:22:45,016 --> 00:22:46,996 wait is Tom 416 00:22:46,996 --> 00:22:49,636 I apologize to Tom Arnold 417 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:50,956 I know you're a listener 418 00:22:50,956 --> 00:22:53,596 I am sorry 419 00:22:53,596 --> 00:22:54,576 you're not dead 420 00:22:54,576 --> 00:22:57,036 oh that's not who I meant then 421 00:22:57,036 --> 00:22:59,056 he's one of our biggest supporters 422 00:22:59,056 --> 00:23:01,856 Tom I'm sorry Francis didn't mean it 423 00:23:01,856 --> 00:23:03,696 into the future estate of Tom Arnold 424 00:23:03,696 --> 00:23:06,096 I apologize and I think he's attractive too 425 00:23:06,096 --> 00:23:07,856 and thank you for leaving us all your money 426 00:23:07,856 --> 00:23:09,056 of course 427 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,456 I think everyone's hot actually 428 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,776 so this is tough for me 429 00:23:12,776 --> 00:23:16,456 wasn't it you that asked the question? 430 00:23:19,456 --> 00:23:21,996 you asked a question that doesn't 431 00:23:21,996 --> 00:23:23,496 narrow it down at all 432 00:23:23,496 --> 00:23:26,636 I say 433 00:23:26,636 --> 00:23:28,336 let's wrap this up 434 00:23:28,336 --> 00:23:30,556 let's get three more questions and then we each have a guest 435 00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:32,656 okay but now I'm feeling really inadequate 436 00:23:32,656 --> 00:23:33,456 with my questions 437 00:23:33,456 --> 00:23:38,716 they're an actor, a comedic 438 00:23:38,716 --> 00:23:44,436 actor he died in the 21st century no i not a comedic actor you said was he is he funny and i 439 00:23:44,436 --> 00:23:53,576 said yes oh i'd like to clarify the nuance we're not this the nuance of the seance is he a dramatic 440 00:23:53,576 --> 00:24:00,076 actor yes did he die after the age of 50 yes 441 00:24:00,076 --> 00:24:06,636 we always lose the old ones 442 00:24:06,636 --> 00:24:08,236 I know 443 00:24:08,236 --> 00:24:10,696 they died so old 444 00:24:10,696 --> 00:24:13,996 he was too old 445 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:15,736 too old to die 446 00:24:15,736 --> 00:24:18,336 was it Sean Connery 447 00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:19,296 ooh 448 00:24:19,296 --> 00:24:22,196 so it wasn't Sean Connery 449 00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:23,416 it wasn't anyone else we guessed 450 00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:27,696 wasn't known for being hot 451 00:24:27,696 --> 00:24:28,676 he was funny 452 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,296 I almost just said Ted Danson. 453 00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:31,536 He's alive right now. 454 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:31,796 I know. 455 00:24:31,856 --> 00:24:32,416 I'm so sorry. 456 00:24:32,536 --> 00:24:34,116 Ted, I know you're listening, and I apologize. 457 00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:34,976 I didn't mean it. 458 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,116 I just thought of a... 459 00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:40,076 But you were also a comedic actor, so that was just stupid on multiple levels by me. 460 00:24:40,296 --> 00:24:41,616 Francis, make a slap noise. 461 00:24:44,976 --> 00:24:46,056 Do better. 462 00:24:47,036 --> 00:24:48,036 Sugar crush. 463 00:24:48,476 --> 00:24:51,676 Okay, so let's each make a guess, and then whoever's closer gets the point. 464 00:24:53,216 --> 00:24:55,016 However Joe defines closer. 465 00:24:55,016 --> 00:24:59,656 I will say Sean Connery is a closer guest than any of your prior guesses. 466 00:25:00,436 --> 00:25:00,916 Okay. 467 00:25:01,216 --> 00:25:02,776 I can't picture anyone ever dying. 468 00:25:03,696 --> 00:25:09,096 See, what's funny is in real life, not in seance when I'm on the spot, 469 00:25:09,596 --> 00:25:11,196 I assume everyone's dead. 470 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,236 I'm like, didn't they die? 471 00:25:13,056 --> 00:25:15,316 But now it's like, no, they're all alive. 472 00:25:15,356 --> 00:25:16,796 I can't remember anyone dying. 473 00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:19,056 I know who it is. 474 00:25:20,196 --> 00:25:21,876 What is James Gandolfini? 475 00:25:21,876 --> 00:25:28,796 that oh that's his get okay i'm not gonna say i want to show you guys uh 476 00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:32,756 tony sirico it's tony sir 477 00:25:32,756 --> 00:25:33,156 oh 478 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:43,396 james gandalfini is six feet tall oh two inches walnuts oh my god rest in peace wow yeah oh my 479 00:25:43,396 --> 00:25:50,956 god wow oh my god and ghost of toes because the does italian oh full circle that was fun for us 480 00:25:50,956 --> 00:25:52,536 I have a feeling not a great listen. 481 00:25:54,716 --> 00:25:55,156 Whatever. 482 00:25:55,496 --> 00:25:59,416 As long as Tom and Ted are still listening, which I know they are. 483 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,976 Tom Arnold, Ted Danson, thank you for listening to Seance. 484 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,636 All right, let's move on to the main event. 485 00:26:08,556 --> 00:26:09,836 The big question. 486 00:26:11,676 --> 00:26:14,116 The question is very big. 487 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:16,976 Oh, the question. 488 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:17,836 I have it for you. 489 00:26:18,016 --> 00:26:18,276 Sorry. 490 00:26:18,956 --> 00:26:20,756 Francis, do you have a big question for me? 491 00:26:20,756 --> 00:26:21,516 Huge question. 492 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:22,176 All right, I'm ready. 493 00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:22,616 Yeah. 494 00:26:24,036 --> 00:26:28,916 The question is, let's say you have a genie, and the genie can grant you wishes. 495 00:26:29,116 --> 00:26:29,336 Okay. 496 00:26:29,896 --> 00:26:31,596 Now, no loopholes, okay? 497 00:26:32,036 --> 00:26:33,976 You can't wish for a million wishes or anything like that. 498 00:26:33,976 --> 00:26:35,896 Right, and once you hear the catch, you can't wish to undo it. 499 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:36,456 Nothing like that. 500 00:26:36,576 --> 00:26:36,836 Okay. 501 00:26:37,876 --> 00:26:48,876 If every time you made a wish, you lost a quarter of an inch off all of your fingers, including the thumbs, how many wishes would you make? 502 00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:49,676 A quarter of an inch. 503 00:26:50,756 --> 00:26:51,736 Including your thumbs. 504 00:26:52,756 --> 00:26:53,536 Yeah, it's not good. 505 00:26:54,396 --> 00:26:58,716 I mean, I would only get four. 506 00:26:59,176 --> 00:27:03,516 I would probably get six wishes max without losing a thumb completely. 507 00:27:04,336 --> 00:27:07,956 But then also, who wants that last quarter inch of thumb? 508 00:27:09,376 --> 00:27:10,496 Someone who doesn't have it. 509 00:27:12,136 --> 00:27:15,136 Well, no, I mean, I think I'd rather be completely thumbless than have a thumb. 510 00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:16,096 I am on that way, too. 511 00:27:16,216 --> 00:27:17,076 It's all or nothing with me. 512 00:27:17,956 --> 00:27:18,356 Okay. 513 00:27:18,356 --> 00:27:20,976 Okay, so not like lose a finger for every wish. 514 00:27:22,436 --> 00:27:23,536 They just keep getting smaller. 515 00:27:23,536 --> 00:27:25,136 All of your fingers get shorter. 516 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:25,596 Yeah. 517 00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:27,716 Turning your arms into bats. 518 00:27:28,236 --> 00:27:29,876 How much time do I have to make? 519 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:34,436 Yes. 520 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:36,776 What was the question? 521 00:27:37,296 --> 00:27:37,776 Sorry. 522 00:27:38,756 --> 00:27:39,916 Turning your arms into bats. 523 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,716 So, close to toes. 524 00:27:45,256 --> 00:27:54,774 How much time do I have to make the wishes like is it throughout my whole life yeah yeah it not like I don have to come up it not like I out of work okay so I can really think about the wishes 525 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,094 yeah rub the lamp I'm gonna come back later 526 00:27:56,094 --> 00:27:56,514 okay 527 00:27:56,514 --> 00:27:57,254 but no loopholes 528 00:27:57,254 --> 00:27:59,754 what do you mean by a loophole now 529 00:27:59,754 --> 00:28:00,054 like 530 00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:01,514 like you can't get out of the finger thing 531 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:01,894 oh okay 532 00:28:01,894 --> 00:28:03,474 so no matter what that's happening 533 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,294 once you say 534 00:28:04,294 --> 00:28:06,554 Jeannie I officially declare a wish 535 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:07,894 you don't even have to say it like that 536 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:08,154 but yeah 537 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:08,534 okay 538 00:28:08,534 --> 00:28:10,434 well I don't want to accidentally activate a wish 539 00:28:10,434 --> 00:28:10,974 but use his name 540 00:28:10,974 --> 00:28:12,214 Gordon 541 00:28:12,214 --> 00:28:19,334 stop calling me genie i'm using an official wish right now i don't want to accidentally activate a 542 00:28:19,334 --> 00:28:27,154 wish um because then i'm what if like i'm like god i wish this restaurant had jalapeno poppers 543 00:28:27,154 --> 00:28:32,554 and then it's like well quarter of my fingers or quarter inch my fingers is gone um not a bad wish 544 00:28:32,554 --> 00:28:36,834 i honestly don't even know why i said that i've never had all we should get those you've never 545 00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:41,934 had them never had a jalapeno popper close the laptop genie i wish for jalapeno poppers 546 00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:42,914 What happened to your hands? 547 00:28:43,234 --> 00:28:46,414 Oh, Gordon, no, that wasn't a real wish. 548 00:28:46,534 --> 00:28:47,334 Ghost of fingers. 549 00:28:49,734 --> 00:28:57,934 And it wouldn't be like a situation with needful things like that. 550 00:28:58,734 --> 00:29:05,894 Or like the Rick and Morty episode when Satan has the shop that he'll sell you anything. 551 00:29:05,894 --> 00:29:14,714 but it's like oh yeah you can speak any language but you live in a box for the rest of your life 552 00:29:14,714 --> 00:29:19,814 no no you're not getting bedazzled here you're these are nice yes clean wishes they just come 553 00:29:19,814 --> 00:29:25,734 at a very high cost okay so it's not there's i don't have to like properly phrase it just so 554 00:29:25,734 --> 00:29:31,774 to avoid any kind of like trickery so i could just like truly think about what do i really wish for 555 00:29:31,774 --> 00:29:33,954 how many wishes would I make. 556 00:29:34,674 --> 00:29:37,614 I'm worried that once I made one wish and it came true, 557 00:29:37,674 --> 00:29:39,074 I'd become addicted to wishes. 558 00:29:39,994 --> 00:29:42,214 Oh, yeah, until you try tying your shoes. 559 00:29:43,894 --> 00:29:44,794 Velcro, baby. 560 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,734 Yeah, until your husband asks you to pinch something and you can't. 561 00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,154 Damn, that happens all the time. 562 00:29:52,074 --> 00:29:52,994 Well, I guess you'd still... 563 00:29:52,994 --> 00:29:53,634 I didn't clarify. 564 00:29:54,054 --> 00:29:55,654 Maybe I should say your fingers are getting shorter. 565 00:29:55,654 --> 00:29:56,654 You're not losing... 566 00:29:56,654 --> 00:29:58,574 Like, you still have tips of your fingers. 567 00:29:58,994 --> 00:29:59,934 You're not losing functionality. 568 00:29:59,934 --> 00:30:01,754 So it's like cutting from the middle. 569 00:30:01,754 --> 00:30:02,474 Your hands are almost getting smaller. 570 00:30:02,574 --> 00:30:03,094 They're getting smaller. 571 00:30:03,254 --> 00:30:03,814 Yeah, cutting from the middle. 572 00:30:03,914 --> 00:30:04,354 I like that. 573 00:30:05,114 --> 00:30:05,274 Yeah. 574 00:30:06,914 --> 00:30:08,754 So your palms stay the same size? 575 00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:11,174 Yeah, it's just like little tiny finger kidnappers. 576 00:30:11,834 --> 00:30:12,234 Okay. 577 00:30:15,934 --> 00:30:22,414 I'd probably make two, maybe three at the most. 578 00:30:24,454 --> 00:30:26,474 Your hands would be so cute. 579 00:30:28,234 --> 00:30:29,814 I had three wishes. 580 00:30:29,934 --> 00:30:32,614 oh my god teddy fingers 581 00:30:32,614 --> 00:30:35,294 I would want your hands in every picture 582 00:30:35,294 --> 00:30:39,934 oh Dan would want it too 583 00:30:39,934 --> 00:30:42,034 I don't know what that means 584 00:30:42,034 --> 00:30:44,234 you know the optics 585 00:30:44,234 --> 00:30:48,194 okay so 586 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:49,514 alright 587 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:59,374 this episode 588 00:30:59,374 --> 00:31:01,034 brought to you by 589 00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:02,154 who's sponsoring us? 590 00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:05,014 Halliburton. 591 00:31:06,194 --> 00:31:08,114 Marie Callender's, the restaurant. 592 00:31:09,754 --> 00:31:11,574 Who's in the mood for pie? 593 00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:13,294 Marie Callender's. 594 00:31:13,754 --> 00:31:15,454 Rocco's real world or whatever. 595 00:31:15,494 --> 00:31:16,754 Rocco's modern life. 596 00:31:16,934 --> 00:31:17,874 Rocco's modern life. 597 00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:20,494 Rocco's real world? 598 00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:23,854 Oh, what if Rocco was on the real world? 599 00:31:24,294 --> 00:31:25,794 That MTV TV show. 600 00:31:26,534 --> 00:31:27,374 I think as 601 00:31:27,374 --> 00:31:30,434 as far as like characters go who are animated 602 00:31:30,434 --> 00:31:32,474 he actually has some riz 603 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:37,114 Rocco like I think Rocco's like 604 00:31:37,114 --> 00:31:38,034 he'd do okay 605 00:31:38,034 --> 00:31:40,314 he could ask me out on a cartoon date 606 00:31:40,314 --> 00:31:42,374 I also like like 607 00:31:42,374 --> 00:31:44,294 the idea of him just like 608 00:31:44,294 --> 00:31:47,194 losing his shit because there's one 609 00:31:47,194 --> 00:31:49,294 housemate that like won't do dishes 610 00:31:49,294 --> 00:31:50,774 or something like 611 00:31:50,774 --> 00:31:52,614 like you know like 612 00:31:52,614 --> 00:31:55,074 because in the real world they would just like 613 00:31:55,074 --> 00:31:56,374 they'd all like hate each other 614 00:31:56,374 --> 00:31:57,194 I was thinking of the cartoon. 615 00:31:57,354 --> 00:31:58,094 I'm like, I don't remember that episode. 616 00:31:58,374 --> 00:31:58,894 I know. 617 00:31:58,974 --> 00:31:59,134 Yeah. 618 00:31:59,394 --> 00:32:00,834 No, like in the real world house. 619 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:01,234 Yeah. 620 00:32:01,674 --> 00:32:03,154 And he's actually like a bro. 621 00:32:03,734 --> 00:32:04,854 And I don't like him anymore. 622 00:32:05,014 --> 00:32:05,214 Yeah. 623 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,774 He goes on the challenge. 624 00:32:07,194 --> 00:32:08,914 Well, the audience probably doesn't know this about me. 625 00:32:08,914 --> 00:32:12,554 I'm a total softy lover boy. 626 00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:14,314 Yep. 627 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:16,414 Not into games. 628 00:32:18,254 --> 00:32:19,694 Finds everyone attractive. 629 00:32:19,774 --> 00:32:21,134 Everyone's hot and alive to me. 630 00:32:23,214 --> 00:32:24,994 Tiny fingers are your thing. 631 00:32:24,994 --> 00:32:33,194 come as you are okay so that's my answer i'd probably i don't know three wishes unless i 632 00:32:33,194 --> 00:32:39,994 got addicted to the wishes well just make sure one of them is someone to grab things for you 633 00:32:39,994 --> 00:32:44,294 yeah that would be my last wish yeah my final wish all right how many would you do 634 00:32:44,294 --> 00:32:52,314 um my hands are small enough one max whoa yeah and when i say small i mean huge 635 00:32:52,314 --> 00:32:58,734 but yeah i think i could do one one wish and i would probably just be like give me a lot of money 636 00:32:58,734 --> 00:33:01,734 give me so much money it doesn't matter my hands look weird now 637 00:33:01,734 --> 00:33:09,574 okay so by which you you mean that doesn't matter that my hands look weird now 638 00:33:09,574 --> 00:33:15,414 so like you could just pay people to be your friend yeah yeah i think i would put a number 639 00:33:15,414 --> 00:33:22,274 on it i think i would say i want a hundred billion dollars after taxes like the genies 640 00:33:22,274 --> 00:33:27,394 the government still gets their cut it comes with a letter from the irs that says we don't want 641 00:33:27,394 --> 00:33:37,194 anything we like this for you this is actually a gift and not in the traditional sense where you 642 00:33:37,194 --> 00:33:44,394 know something no no uh uncle sam missed all those birthdays all right so just yeah i feel 643 00:33:44,394 --> 00:33:49,194 with a lot of money you could make anything happen so you can make anything happen with a lot of 644 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:59,314 money yeah this episode's brought to you by money give us some uh oh all right i think that's uh 645 00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:08,194 that answers the big question of the week i'd at most do three maybe two you do one yeah because 646 00:34:08,194 --> 00:34:13,274 you want to keep your hands i'm not greedy i just want 100 i just want all the money in all the world 647 00:34:13,274 --> 00:34:21,694 the big question all right folks well uh let us know what you'd do if you had a genie that cut a 648 00:34:21,694 --> 00:34:25,954 quarter inch of your fingers off we want to hear from you you know what really sucks about this 649 00:34:25,954 --> 00:34:29,774 huh everyone has different size hands so some people can get away with like a piano player 650 00:34:29,774 --> 00:34:34,594 could be like i don't care 10 because they have super long fingers well then they wouldn't be 651 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:41,374 able to play the piano anymore a small price to pay yeah but also your fingers are all different 652 00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:46,274 sizes too so at some point you're gonna run out of at some point it's just like well i only have 653 00:34:46,274 --> 00:34:53,794 the middle finger left anyway like i'll just keep going in this world hey oh nobody drive near 654 00:34:53,794 --> 00:34:59,414 francis you can see a stubby middle finger speaking of that i mentioned to my therapist 655 00:34:59,414 --> 00:35:04,374 that i had road rage one time yeah and every time after that she asked about my road rage i'm like 656 00:35:04,374 --> 00:35:09,834 it was supposed to be something we laughed at yeah like it wasn't real it was just like focused 657 00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:10,754 on the word rage. 658 00:35:10,954 --> 00:35:11,134 Yeah. 659 00:35:11,294 --> 00:35:11,734 And I came in, 660 00:35:11,754 --> 00:35:11,994 she's like, 661 00:35:12,034 --> 00:35:13,054 any other red rage incidents? 662 00:35:13,174 --> 00:35:13,374 I'm like, 663 00:35:13,474 --> 00:35:13,954 no. 664 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:17,034 There's about to be office rage 665 00:35:17,034 --> 00:35:18,314 right now. 666 00:35:18,334 --> 00:35:19,214 You didn't laugh. 667 00:35:20,774 --> 00:35:21,374 All right. 668 00:35:21,874 --> 00:35:22,274 Well, 669 00:35:22,874 --> 00:35:24,174 we have to get to one last thing. 670 00:35:24,234 --> 00:35:24,374 Okay. 671 00:35:25,854 --> 00:35:26,734 Our secret words. 672 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:28,454 We both guessed. 673 00:35:28,954 --> 00:35:29,874 We both were wrong. 674 00:35:30,674 --> 00:35:32,094 Did you get your secret word out? 675 00:35:32,154 --> 00:35:32,394 I did. 676 00:35:33,014 --> 00:35:33,814 I did too. 677 00:35:34,014 --> 00:35:34,434 You did? 678 00:35:34,574 --> 00:35:35,114 I did. 679 00:35:35,874 --> 00:35:36,154 Oh, 680 00:35:36,154 --> 00:35:36,474 damn. 681 00:35:37,194 --> 00:35:38,174 And you were close 682 00:35:38,174 --> 00:35:38,934 when you guessed. 683 00:35:38,934 --> 00:35:41,174 You were close to my word when you guessed. 684 00:35:41,674 --> 00:35:43,854 Because you guessed the word was craft. 685 00:35:44,834 --> 00:35:45,854 And it wasn't. 686 00:35:46,774 --> 00:35:47,874 It was honed. 687 00:35:48,894 --> 00:35:50,814 I said you've really honed. 688 00:35:51,194 --> 00:35:51,674 Damn. 689 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:52,734 Yeah. 690 00:35:53,174 --> 00:35:53,614 Wow. 691 00:35:54,014 --> 00:35:54,754 I'm a loser. 692 00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:56,034 No, you were close. 693 00:35:56,194 --> 00:35:57,574 I think closer than me. 694 00:35:58,514 --> 00:35:59,394 What was your word? 695 00:36:00,334 --> 00:36:00,774 Kidnappers. 696 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,274 I didn't know how I was going to get it in there. 697 00:36:04,054 --> 00:36:05,334 I forgot what you said. 698 00:36:05,714 --> 00:36:06,354 Oh, really? 699 00:36:06,354 --> 00:36:11,094 I remember you said, just imagine little kidnappers taking a quarter. 700 00:36:21,374 --> 00:36:27,074 What does it say about, Francis, what does it say about you that that didn't raise any 701 00:36:27,074 --> 00:36:28,294 reflex at all? 702 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:30,094 Yeah, this is how Francis speaks. 703 00:36:30,674 --> 00:36:33,534 I like to think I'm just a really cool customer. 704 00:36:33,534 --> 00:36:33,934 Yeah. 705 00:36:36,354 --> 00:36:37,414 Well, okay. 706 00:36:37,774 --> 00:36:39,074 Well, you've kidnapped my heart. 707 00:36:39,814 --> 00:36:40,774 And I'm never giving it back. 708 00:36:42,114 --> 00:36:43,394 All right, folks. 709 00:36:43,894 --> 00:36:45,074 Thanks for listening. 710 00:36:45,774 --> 00:36:47,034 We'll see you next week. 711 00:36:47,434 --> 00:36:49,214 Friends like us. 712 00:36:49,254 --> 00:36:49,734 We love you. 713 00:36:50,054 --> 00:36:50,354 Bye.