1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:19,060 welcome to very fine friends 2 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:26,020 let's do some bonus bonus improv 3 00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:29,220 Joe. Can we get a suggestion? 4 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:33,820 Yes. Thank you. 5 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,040 It's rhetorical. What is it? 6 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,000 He's keeping us on pins and needles. 7 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,740 Your suggestion is rapist. No, it's not. 8 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,300 Did that come up on the suggestion generator? It sure did. Oh my God. 9 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:54,380 I use that generator with my students. 10 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:58,620 although like I always say that as if 11 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:00,880 if it comes up I have to say it like I can't 12 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,980 filter that out sorry guys this is improv 13 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,100 this is serious yep 14 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,660 you are definitely gonna get someone yell out rapist 15 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:07,220 in a crowd 16 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:10,060 probably a rapist themselves 17 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:13,080 or someone trying to point one out 18 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,280 and then we just go 19 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,580 alright that's our suggestion 20 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,640 let's do some improv 21 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,080 alright our suggestion is I'm choking 22 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,860 fire 23 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:23,740 great 24 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:31,360 costumes is your suggestion costumes costumes you know there's this old costume shop in phoenix 25 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:37,820 that was near where my florist used to be and like mcdowell yeah yeah right there yeah yeah and 26 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:41,620 um it was there for like decades yeah and i finally sold it was kind of like made me sad 27 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:52,180 um i got a giant banana costume there for my brother jake to wear one halloween he said that 28 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,800 if I could get the costume, he'd wear it. 29 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,480 And so I was like, I... 30 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,660 So why would they close down? They got your banana money. 31 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:58,760 I don't know. 32 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,300 How often did you shop there? 33 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,080 I never did. 34 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:04,840 I was there one time. 35 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:08,420 Didn't you call it 36 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,480 my costume? 37 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,940 Like, I had a costume place? 38 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:14,080 I don't think I did. We'll find out when this airs. 39 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:14,760 Yeah. 40 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,240 It's more so that, it's like, you know, when things... 41 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,260 Maybe you said my florist. 42 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:20,600 Yeah, my florist. That's what it was. 43 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,300 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was the was my floors called my florist to there's a 44 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,480 what was a restaurant. 45 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:34,480 Were you talking about your florist or the place? My floor is placed my floor. 46 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:49,491 I have that Okay I look at the high jinks We get up to language I like imagining your regular costume shop though and you there like every week Hey Doris another back of horse part for the costume again I keep ruining them 47 00:02:50,031 --> 00:02:51,391 My monocle broke. 48 00:02:53,691 --> 00:02:54,171 Anyway, 49 00:02:54,311 --> 00:02:55,451 it made me sad because it's like, 50 00:02:55,651 --> 00:02:55,891 you know, 51 00:02:55,891 --> 00:02:57,171 when like things that you just, 52 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:58,511 that are like in your orbit, 53 00:02:58,671 --> 00:02:59,811 like go away, 54 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,951 it just kind of feels like your, 55 00:03:01,951 --> 00:03:05,071 your town has changed. 56 00:03:05,531 --> 00:03:05,911 Yeah. 57 00:03:06,411 --> 00:03:06,931 Hate that. 58 00:03:07,011 --> 00:03:07,671 Hate that. 59 00:03:07,671 --> 00:03:11,211 I hate that too 60 00:03:11,211 --> 00:03:14,171 but it's funny I forgot about that costume place 61 00:03:14,171 --> 00:03:14,871 it was yellow remember 62 00:03:14,871 --> 00:03:15,851 yeah I do remember that 63 00:03:15,851 --> 00:03:17,231 just like the banana I got there 64 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:17,651 yes 65 00:03:17,651 --> 00:03:18,931 yeah 66 00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:20,951 how did you even find it in there 67 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,711 she slipped on it 68 00:03:22,711 --> 00:03:24,631 oh you 69 00:03:24,631 --> 00:03:28,251 she ate it and it took away her cramps 70 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:32,411 and then she said 71 00:03:32,411 --> 00:03:34,351 thank you baby 72 00:03:34,351 --> 00:03:35,731 oh man 73 00:03:35,731 --> 00:03:38,871 And now, improv. 74 00:03:46,871 --> 00:03:48,871 Zachary, can you come in here, please? 75 00:03:49,491 --> 00:03:50,991 Yeah. What's up, Elizabeth? 76 00:03:54,871 --> 00:04:00,151 I'm sorry. Look, I have to give you some bad news. 77 00:04:00,411 --> 00:04:02,091 Oh my God. Should I sit? 78 00:04:02,091 --> 00:04:14,431 Well, the book said that when you have to give bad news like this, it's best to try and add some whimsy to it, which is why I'm dressed head to toe like Mr. Peanut. 79 00:04:14,831 --> 00:04:16,411 I wasn't going to say anything. 80 00:04:17,271 --> 00:04:19,051 It was weird you didn't ask immediately. 81 00:04:19,311 --> 00:04:21,511 Because you know I have that peanut allergy, so I didn't know what we were doing. 82 00:04:21,651 --> 00:04:22,031 I know. 83 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,471 And I forgot you had that allergy. 84 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:28,011 I'm not trying to make it seem like I'm a giant thing that's going to attack you and make breathing difficult. 85 00:04:28,431 --> 00:04:28,731 Okay. 86 00:04:28,731 --> 00:04:31,571 So you're a legume and you have bad news. 87 00:04:32,091 --> 00:04:32,491 Yeah. 88 00:04:33,051 --> 00:04:33,551 All right. 89 00:04:33,611 --> 00:04:34,671 I think I can handle this. 90 00:04:34,751 --> 00:04:35,671 I'm a bad news legume. 91 00:04:35,951 --> 00:04:36,311 Okay. 92 00:04:36,851 --> 00:04:37,951 The BNL. 93 00:04:38,271 --> 00:04:38,531 Yeah. 94 00:04:39,151 --> 00:04:39,551 All right. 95 00:04:40,391 --> 00:04:40,771 All right. 96 00:04:41,111 --> 00:04:41,471 Okay. 97 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:43,451 Zachary. 98 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:45,851 Where's the cane? 99 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:46,391 I'm wondering. 100 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:47,711 Oh, sorry. 101 00:04:48,411 --> 00:04:49,071 It's behind. 102 00:04:49,371 --> 00:04:50,331 It's hooked to my chair. 103 00:04:50,411 --> 00:04:50,651 Hang on. 104 00:04:50,711 --> 00:04:51,371 I feel like you should. 105 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:52,431 If you're going to do it. 106 00:04:52,431 --> 00:04:52,671 Yeah. 107 00:04:52,771 --> 00:04:53,591 I should do it right. 108 00:04:53,731 --> 00:04:54,031 I know. 109 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:54,451 I know. 110 00:04:54,651 --> 00:04:54,791 Yeah. 111 00:04:54,951 --> 00:04:55,611 Do you like the shoes? 112 00:04:55,951 --> 00:04:56,271 Oh, yeah. 113 00:04:56,531 --> 00:04:57,191 You know, it's funny. 114 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:57,571 It's funny. 115 00:04:57,951 --> 00:05:00,631 I never noticed he had shoes, but now that you're wearing them. 116 00:05:00,731 --> 00:05:01,411 He's got shoes. 117 00:05:01,451 --> 00:05:01,991 Yeah, he's got shoes. 118 00:05:02,091 --> 00:05:03,551 No, I know. I'm accurate. 119 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:04,351 Okay, yeah. 120 00:05:05,491 --> 00:05:08,331 I know you don't get to touch peanuts in real life. 121 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,371 Do you want to touch my costume? 122 00:05:09,631 --> 00:05:10,751 Maybe once you put the hat on. 123 00:05:11,271 --> 00:05:13,171 Oh, that's nice. 124 00:05:13,631 --> 00:05:15,051 Oh, this is nice. Is this like papier-mâché? 125 00:05:15,451 --> 00:05:17,131 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feel the grooves. 126 00:05:17,531 --> 00:05:19,611 Well, I guess you wouldn't know. They feel like real peanut shells. 127 00:05:19,751 --> 00:05:21,391 Oh, wow. This is immersive. Thank you. 128 00:05:22,011 --> 00:05:23,131 You said you had good news? 129 00:05:23,431 --> 00:05:33,522 No I sorry I said I had the opposite Oh sorry This costume is just so great Okay good It doing its job It doing its job So what this fantastic news you have No it bad It bad news Okay Zachary 130 00:05:35,842 --> 00:05:37,062 Can you take the costume off? 131 00:05:37,102 --> 00:05:40,682 I feel like I don't want to hear bad news and associate it with that costume. 132 00:05:40,922 --> 00:05:45,682 No, the book said, I'm reading a book about how to be a better boss. 133 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:51,682 And it said, if you have to deliver bad news, deliver bad news in a whimsical way. 134 00:05:52,522 --> 00:05:53,722 I thought this was whimsical. 135 00:05:53,722 --> 00:05:57,202 I forgot about your allergy, but I'm glad that it doesn't, that wasn't triggering for you. 136 00:05:57,302 --> 00:05:57,682 No, no, no. 137 00:05:57,722 --> 00:05:59,022 I'm an adult. 138 00:05:59,362 --> 00:05:59,842 Thank you. 139 00:05:59,982 --> 00:06:00,162 Yeah. 140 00:06:00,282 --> 00:06:00,642 All right. 141 00:06:00,662 --> 00:06:01,702 So you're, you're a good boss. 142 00:06:02,022 --> 00:06:02,282 Go ahead. 143 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:03,462 Thank you for saying that. 144 00:06:03,522 --> 00:06:13,262 God, can I, this, before I get to the news, can you just maybe say, I've been feeling 145 00:06:13,262 --> 00:06:14,182 really down lately. 146 00:06:14,182 --> 00:06:17,722 Can you say like one good thing that you think I've done as a boss? 147 00:06:18,342 --> 00:06:18,942 Oh yeah. 148 00:06:19,062 --> 00:06:19,562 Here, here. 149 00:06:19,622 --> 00:06:21,422 I can take the monocle out if that's distracting. 150 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:22,102 No, put it back on. 151 00:06:22,102 --> 00:06:22,442 Oh, okay. 152 00:06:22,442 --> 00:06:23,742 Yeah, it's distracting me if it wasn't there. 153 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:24,122 Okay. 154 00:06:24,422 --> 00:06:25,882 Yeah, what's a peanut without a monocle? 155 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:26,662 Yeah. 156 00:06:27,442 --> 00:06:31,262 I would say you're so empathetic. 157 00:06:31,742 --> 00:06:33,122 You really care about people. 158 00:06:33,222 --> 00:06:37,542 You will give people the shirt off your back, the peanut off your husk, if you will. 159 00:06:37,922 --> 00:06:40,042 I really appreciate that about you. 160 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,522 I wouldn't work for anyone else. 161 00:06:41,942 --> 00:06:42,462 Thank you. 162 00:06:43,182 --> 00:06:45,042 God, this is just going to make this so much harder. 163 00:06:45,482 --> 00:06:45,822 It's okay. 164 00:06:45,882 --> 00:06:46,422 It's good news. 165 00:06:46,502 --> 00:06:46,982 Let me hear it. 166 00:06:47,262 --> 00:06:48,242 It's not good news. 167 00:06:48,422 --> 00:06:48,702 Sorry. 168 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:50,762 Although, this is a side note. 169 00:06:52,442 --> 00:06:59,862 Uh, this peanut costume kind of like perfectly hugs my, my curbs. 170 00:06:59,982 --> 00:07:01,482 I wasn't sure if it was appropriate to bring that up. 171 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:03,582 I didn't know, like, is that good? 172 00:07:03,762 --> 00:07:04,922 That's kind of good news, right? 173 00:07:04,922 --> 00:07:08,602 Cause I mean, Mr. Peanut's kind of like, he's got like a little like hourglass thing going on. 174 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,322 Should I be happy about that? 175 00:07:10,322 --> 00:07:11,862 Or, or does that mean I'm a little too hippie? 176 00:07:11,962 --> 00:07:12,742 Oh no, no. 177 00:07:12,742 --> 00:07:19,382 I think, I think, um, you could put me into anaphylactic shock with how good you look. 178 00:07:20,062 --> 00:07:20,122 Yeah. 179 00:07:20,122 --> 00:07:23,682 God, Zachary, this, uh, and you know, I'm asexual. 180 00:07:23,762 --> 00:07:25,182 So that's just an honest compliment. 181 00:07:25,342 --> 00:07:25,862 No, no, I know. 182 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:26,362 I know that. 183 00:07:26,422 --> 00:07:28,002 That's what, so I, that's why I don't feel good. 184 00:07:28,122 --> 00:07:31,282 I felt comfortable asking you about this, knowing that it wouldn't be crossing any kind 185 00:07:31,282 --> 00:07:32,742 of HR barriers. 186 00:07:33,682 --> 00:07:35,302 I'm, I'm, I'm all A's. 187 00:07:35,402 --> 00:07:35,922 I'm allergic. 188 00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:38,242 I'm anaphylactic, asexual. 189 00:07:39,242 --> 00:07:41,162 Oh God. 190 00:07:41,742 --> 00:07:42,642 Excuse me, sir. 191 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:43,622 I'm sorry to interrupt. 192 00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:46,302 I know you're giving bad news, but your wife is on the line. 193 00:07:46,922 --> 00:07:49,722 She, uh, she wants to know if you'll be wearing the costume tonight. 194 00:07:50,122 --> 00:07:53,342 And she's also insisted that I start referring to her as Mrs. Peanut. 195 00:07:54,342 --> 00:07:55,062 Uh, yeah. 196 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:55,882 Yeah. 197 00:07:55,882 --> 00:07:56,742 You could tell Jennifer. 198 00:07:57,122 --> 00:07:59,382 You told your wife that you were putting this costume. 199 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:04,262 Well, she would, she was there with me at the costume shop and I was real down and I, 200 00:08:04,382 --> 00:08:07,442 we were in the costume shop and she's like, how can you be so sad in a place like this? 201 00:08:07,442 --> 00:08:21,493 And I was like well we here for a reason Jennifer I got to deliver bad news I got to deliver bad news to Zachary And she was like not Zachary No she she remembered you from that time we had that the 202 00:08:21,493 --> 00:08:27,793 company picnic, but she remembered she, she talked to you both, most of the times. Uh, she, she usually 203 00:08:27,793 --> 00:08:31,893 hates those things, but she had a good time. I'm really good with lesbians. Yeah. I know you are. 204 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:37,673 And again, that's, that's an asexual thing. I, yeah, no, I just, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, 205 00:08:37,673 --> 00:08:39,153 Jennifer noticed, I noticed. 206 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:43,053 God, this, I'm going to make this so hard. 207 00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:46,293 Okay, well, just hit me with it. 208 00:08:46,553 --> 00:08:46,833 Okay. 209 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,893 You know, remember the company Christmas party? 210 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:56,213 How could I forget? 211 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:57,253 It was in December. 212 00:08:57,753 --> 00:08:58,573 It was in December. 213 00:08:59,613 --> 00:09:03,533 Remember how you, it's funny that you say, how could I forget? 214 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:15,293 Do you remember how you fell asleep at the party and you woke up the next day and you're like, what happened? 215 00:09:16,553 --> 00:09:16,693 Yeah. 216 00:09:17,173 --> 00:09:17,533 Yeah. 217 00:09:20,713 --> 00:09:21,913 Good impression, by the way. 218 00:09:22,273 --> 00:09:22,773 Thank you. 219 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,313 Sorry, that sounded terrible. 220 00:09:24,673 --> 00:09:25,173 I didn't mean it. 221 00:09:25,253 --> 00:09:25,373 No. 222 00:09:25,693 --> 00:09:26,293 No, no, I mean it. 223 00:09:26,373 --> 00:09:27,153 I wasn't mocking you. 224 00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:29,233 I should have said I love your impressions when you asked what I liked about you. 225 00:09:29,293 --> 00:09:31,233 Oh, well, I like the empathy thing too. 226 00:09:31,393 --> 00:09:31,533 Yeah. 227 00:09:31,533 --> 00:09:31,713 Hey. 228 00:09:31,713 --> 00:09:37,553 Anyway, we finally got the footage back from that night. 229 00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:38,493 Okay. 230 00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:40,573 And I know what happened to you. 231 00:09:41,053 --> 00:09:42,233 Oh, all right. 232 00:09:42,453 --> 00:09:43,333 Well, just tell me. 233 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:43,833 I'm sure it's funny. 234 00:09:44,193 --> 00:09:47,893 Well, remember the Santa that we had? 235 00:09:49,393 --> 00:09:50,013 Oh, yeah. 236 00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:50,853 Yeah, yeah. 237 00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:51,273 Yeah. 238 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:52,073 Do you remember? 239 00:09:52,213 --> 00:09:52,653 It was December. 240 00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:53,593 Yeah, you remember. 241 00:09:53,773 --> 00:09:54,933 It was a December to remember. 242 00:09:55,093 --> 00:09:55,313 Yeah. 243 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:57,893 Yeah, not just for car commercials anymore. 244 00:09:58,093 --> 00:09:58,353 No. 245 00:09:58,353 --> 00:10:00,213 Well, Santa. 246 00:10:01,713 --> 00:10:03,593 Santa slipped a little something into your drink. 247 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:05,913 Hot cocoa? 248 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:10,553 He slipped a little something in there, 249 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,633 and that's why you passed out. 250 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:16,933 Anyway, Santa raped you. 251 00:10:22,113 --> 00:10:23,233 I'm really sorry. 252 00:10:25,113 --> 00:10:26,313 I'm so sorry. 253 00:10:26,313 --> 00:10:30,593 Does Mr. P. 254 00:10:30,653 --> 00:10:31,313 Santa Claus? 255 00:10:31,713 --> 00:10:35,413 Yeah, the guy we hired to play Santa. 256 00:10:35,913 --> 00:10:36,893 I'm so sorry. 257 00:10:37,213 --> 00:10:37,793 Please tell me. 258 00:10:37,893 --> 00:10:38,193 No, it's fine. 259 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:38,813 He was in a costume. 260 00:10:41,753 --> 00:10:42,153 Unseen.