1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:23,220 so when uh i was in high school like i read that if you if you can mail literally anything as long 2 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:29,440 as it has an address, a clear address on it and enough postage to send through the mail. 3 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:32,480 And so I wanted to test out this theory. 4 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:40,200 So I took a tennis ball, I cut it open and I put a little note inside of it. 5 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:47,360 And then I mailed it to my friend and I tried to put as much postage on it as I could, as 6 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,320 I thought it needed to be sent through the mail. 7 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:57,440 and like weeks went by and my friend never got it and so i was like i guess you can't just mail 8 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:04,520 anything until it was like two months later the tennis ball showed up at her house are you serious 9 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:11,360 yes i i think they were just maybe trying to figure out what to do with it like do we deliver 10 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:16,280 this but it had her address on it clearly like i taped paper around it like with the address 11 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,280 I had tons of stamps on it. 12 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,820 Like Mr. Weasley style? 13 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:22,640 Yes, exactly. 14 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,560 It was like I didn't know how to mail anything. 15 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,660 And eventually it got to her. 16 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:33,620 You realize that that tennis ball probably either went through bomb screening, 17 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,260 and that's why it didn't go anywhere, 18 00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:39,700 or like 10 people in a row were like, what do we do? 19 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,800 And they're like, wait for Nick. 20 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,260 Yeah, I feel like that's probably what happened. 21 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:46,820 is like they were probably like 22 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:48,540 like we 23 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:51,240 what do we do with this? Like I really hope they had meetings 24 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,840 like alright 25 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,920 the tennis ball conundrum 26 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,180 we gotta talk about 27 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:59,140 this. Do you think they play tennis 28 00:01:59,140 --> 00:01:59,460 with it? 29 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,160 I actually would like that 30 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,760 although I wouldn't like 31 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,140 them taking my mail and 32 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,560 doing other things with my mail 33 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,080 in general. Really? 34 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:13,080 Like if I was 35 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,980 mailing you like a birthday card or something 36 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:17,020 if they like took it to the movies with them? 37 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,040 That would be fine for me. 38 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,620 You'd be okay with that? 39 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:21,840 Yeah, that gives it jjj. 40 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:22,840 Gives it pizzazz. 41 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,800 Do you think your mail has been anywhere 42 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,560 that it wasn't supposed to be? 43 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,780 I more so think that people 44 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:32,880 who weren't supposed to read my mail 45 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:33,460 have read my mail. 46 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,120 Do you think the post office 47 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,400 has a special like steam machine 48 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,480 where they like can open? 49 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,380 I think it's like anything else 50 00:02:41,380 --> 00:02:44,200 where after about a month, 51 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,960 you wouldn't care anymore. 52 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,780 It's like I can't see someone being like, 53 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,000 hold on, before I start my shift, 54 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,640 I gotta hide in this room and read all this mail. 55 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,640 Yeah, they've read enough boring mail 56 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,560 that it's like, oh, there's not really anything good. 57 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:56,760 Happy birthday from Grandma. 58 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:57,820 Great, yeah. 59 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:58,140 Cool. 60 00:02:59,040 --> 00:02:59,920 Oh, good job, Grandma. 61 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,860 Maybe one person is like a gossip queen. 62 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,760 Die already, Grandma, geez. 63 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:05,900 Yeah. 64 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:08,500 I guess if you found that one letter 65 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:09,340 that was really spicy, 66 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:10,980 you would always read that person's mail. 67 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:12,080 Yeah. 68 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,840 Does the seam trick work? 69 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,140 I don't know. I've never tried it. 70 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,220 But I think that's where your wax seal really comes in handy. 71 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:25,520 It helps ensure that the post office doesn't read any of your spicy letters. 72 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:26,300 You're right. 73 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:28,820 By the way, we're selling wax seals. 74 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,200 Yep. 75 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,280 Was she grateful for the mail? 76 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:34,740 I don't remember. 77 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,420 Not grateful enough. 78 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:37,420 Let's put it that way. 79 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:37,940 After all the trouble you went through? 80 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:38,640 I should remember. 81 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,240 I should remember how she reacted. 82 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:41,940 Call her. Let's get her on the podcast. 83 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,480 Kira, if you're listening, and I know you are, 84 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,380 call in. 85 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,320 Call it while we're standing by the phones. 86 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,980 1-800-555-PODCAST. 87 00:03:57,940 --> 00:03:59,240 Podcast is seven letters. 88 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:02,500 We could have made the phone number 1-800-PODCAST. 89 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:04,860 No. 90 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,140 No, no. 91 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,260 I don't know if that one's taken. 92 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,100 I don't want to get in trouble. 93 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,220 Welcome to Friends Like Us. 94 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:22,160 a podcast where friends talk about stuff like us yes like us uh before we get into the meat of the 95 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:28,220 episode uh regular listeners know but if anyone's listening for the first time our producer joe 96 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:35,220 gives at the beginning of each episode gives francis and i a secret each our own secret word 97 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:41,940 and we have to somehow subtly slip that secret word into the recording. 98 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:46,340 And if the other person can guess the secret word, they get a point. 99 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:50,120 And at the end of our lives, these points will accumulate 100 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,320 and the winner will get some kind of a fabulous prize. 101 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:56,800 Here's Joe with today's secret word. 102 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,620 Jenna's secret word is confluence. 103 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:05,080 Francis's secret word is stiletto. 104 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:06,840 back to the pod. 105 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:08,960 Okay. 106 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:11,220 Francis. Hey. How's it going? 107 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:13,060 Man, I'm having a great time. Yeah. 108 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,620 Me too. Beautiful weather. 109 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:18,060 Yes, it is. 110 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:21,820 Proportionally, or what's... 111 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:23,260 Is that the... 112 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:24,800 All things considered? 113 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:26,440 Relative. Relative? 114 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,940 Relative? Not proportional. 115 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:30,740 I don't know why that was the word that jumped into my mind. 116 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:32,260 It's quite proportional 117 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:33,180 weather we've been having. 118 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:34,860 Yes. 119 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:41,320 I don't know if it's like, is it, we've had fewer monsoons. 120 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:45,400 I don't know if it's the, but the temperature has been down. 121 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:53,260 I don't know if it's the confluence of just cloudiness and, and just the cloudiness. 122 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,200 I don't know, but it's not as humid, which I'm appreciative of. 123 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:58,400 Great. 124 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:00,340 Yeah. 125 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,820 I had something to say to that, but it went away. 126 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:04,760 All right. 127 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,380 Oh, it was the word monsoon. 128 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,040 It sounds like a French word. 129 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,300 Like you're saying like my something. 130 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,320 Ooh, monsoon. 131 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:11,860 Yes. 132 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,700 Yeah, it does. 133 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:19,540 I actually don't know the etymology of the word monsoon. 134 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:20,380 Oh. 135 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,560 Is it French? 136 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:23,140 I don't know. 137 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:23,740 We'll never know. 138 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,660 I guess we'll find out when we get to it. 139 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:25,980 Yeah, we'll never know. 140 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:26,640 There's no way to know. 141 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,280 There's literally no way we can know this. 142 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:28,640 Yeah. 143 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,040 Well, I guess. 144 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:33,280 Time to stop caring about it. 145 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,880 I no longer care. 146 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:43,640 So, speaking of monsoons, let's go to the invention of the week. 147 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:48,400 Inventions. 148 00:06:53,040 --> 00:07:01,940 I say speaking of monsoons because I'm assuming that this invention is going to be so good, it's going to be like a storm rolling in. 149 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,380 Thank you. 150 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:10,400 um so this is a practical invention okay good like like our last one too like all of them really 151 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:16,300 at their core yeah they're all fixing problems yes and there i guarantee you there's someone 152 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:22,500 out there every week that's like yes yes and then they're scrambling for their phone 153 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:35,340 yes i dreamed of this um anyway so this invention is a pair of sunglasses that you wear okay but 154 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:42,420 it's high tech in that this pair of sunglasses detects it shows you thermal imaging and it has 155 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:50,640 an ai lens that reads body language basically the whole point of these sunglasses is they can help 156 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:57,980 detect if someone's lying if they're nervous or embarrassed um or if they're being in some way 157 00:07:57,980 --> 00:08:04,200 not truthful because of what we know about human body language and temperature change and stuff 158 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:14,400 like that oh interesting okay this actually oh shockingly is a great idea i mean not shockingly 159 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,460 they're all great because that's what you said you said actually you teed it up with 160 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:21,640 If you were wearing the glasses, you'd know what I was really feeling right now. 161 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,760 No, I don't mean it like that. 162 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:25,300 Okay. 163 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,640 So, what? 164 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:32,420 Okay, because eyes are a big part of that, too, like where someone's looking. 165 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:36,200 So, what if they were wearing sunglasses? 166 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,820 You mean the person that you want to know about? 167 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:40,280 Yeah. 168 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:44,400 Well, it can read through that. 169 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:45,940 Ooh, okay. 170 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:46,300 Yeah. 171 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:53,100 um so here's a question if these become popular enough which they will right uh and everyone's 172 00:08:53,100 --> 00:09:02,720 wearing them is this gonna lead to like an like an epidemic of everyone just sitting perfectly 173 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:07,960 still and not moving at all when they do anything they're gonna try but there's one thing you need 174 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:14,680 to know about human beings they're gonna eventually slip back into the same behavior the same body 175 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:20,900 language because they can't here's here's my thing if you ask someone a question okay like 176 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:29,160 marv you cheating on me marv and marv locks his limbs to stop any kind of movement whatsoever 177 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:33,260 okay i don't need the goggles let's do let's do a scenario like a normal scenario before these 178 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:44,340 glasses at a time pre uh yeah bg before glasses all right okay so give me a scenario oh 179 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:50,680 So, hey, Linda, I noticed when I opened the fridge earlier that it was completely empty and there's no food in it at all. 180 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:52,760 What? 181 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,780 Yeah, that's true. 182 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:56,580 There's no food in there. 183 00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:57,520 A quick aside to myself. 184 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,320 Man, I wish there was a way for me to know if Linda was being distruthful. 185 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,180 Back to Linda. 186 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,560 Quick aside to myself. 187 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,460 He looks like he thinks I'm being not truthful, but I don't know why. 188 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,120 He just made a declarative statement. 189 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,800 He didn't ask me a question. 190 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:17,280 he just said i opened the fridge and saw there was no food in it and i agreed with him so i hope 191 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:22,400 he doesn't think i'm being just not truthful about this hey linda in light of your very loud 192 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:28,080 aside i feel like i should ask you a question did you take all the food out what 193 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:47,986 why why would me linda a professed lover of having lots of refrigerated food take food out of the refrigerator I am shocked and quite frankly hurt that you even asked that of me 194 00:10:48,466 --> 00:10:51,426 You're right, Linda, and I hate myself for asking. 195 00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:54,826 This is Linda to myself. 196 00:10:55,746 --> 00:10:57,046 I got away with it. 197 00:10:57,726 --> 00:10:59,786 He doesn't know I took all that refrigerated food 198 00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:04,246 and moved it to a second secret refrigerator that only I have access to, 199 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:07,426 because I love refrigerator food so much 200 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:10,086 that I have to have a secret refrigerator. 201 00:11:11,346 --> 00:11:12,146 Linda out. 202 00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:13,266 This is me to myself. 203 00:11:13,926 --> 00:11:15,666 That is the best friend I ever had 204 00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:17,466 and I can't believe I would even go there. 205 00:11:18,006 --> 00:11:20,126 I don't even know how I'm going to look myself in the face tomorrow. 206 00:11:21,826 --> 00:11:23,106 I hate myself. 207 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,266 This is Linda to myself. 208 00:11:31,426 --> 00:11:31,866 Man. 209 00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:36,366 And Jeremy looks like he really is starting to hate himself. 210 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:37,306 Good. 211 00:11:37,726 --> 00:11:40,286 I don't want him to get too full of himself. 212 00:11:40,726 --> 00:11:41,886 He might be my best friend. 213 00:11:42,426 --> 00:11:45,346 But part of that is me feeling more powerful than Jeremy. 214 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:46,766 Linda, out. 215 00:11:47,546 --> 00:11:48,286 This is Jeremy. 216 00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:53,606 Dr. Kranz, it's me. 217 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,406 I think we need to open up therapy again. 218 00:11:56,346 --> 00:11:57,546 I'm starting to not trust. 219 00:11:59,086 --> 00:11:59,906 Call me back. 220 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:01,826 Jeremy. 221 00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:12,546 this is linda to linda i hope dr kranz appreciates all the extra pieces i'm sending his way 222 00:12:12,546 --> 00:12:18,066 i want to cut off all of that action that just more food for me to refrigerate and put in my 223 00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:19,646 second secret refrigerator 224 00:12:19,646 --> 00:12:28,326 linda out this is dr kranz 225 00:12:28,326 --> 00:12:36,346 cha-ching all right you know what i think that's a great invention i think it would work okay thanks 226 00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:42,606 uh i think actually that would be a i i mean i think everyone would be wearing them if they 227 00:12:42,606 --> 00:12:46,726 thought it's like you would want to have the same advantage that other people would want to have 228 00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:52,846 i think that do i want to live in a world where everyone you know that there's no trust because 229 00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:58,626 everyone's wearing these goggles like no but also i think we just eliminated negotiators 230 00:12:58,626 --> 00:13:06,886 divorce attorneys we eliminated negotiators so if you're being held hostage 231 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:16,986 too bad for you you are going to die but no the goggles will help oh 232 00:13:16,986 --> 00:13:25,926 so i mean hold on oh yeah oh but what about through the phone phone negotiators phone 233 00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:31,326 i mean it's not like when when there's a hostage situation the negotiators don't go 234 00:13:31,326 --> 00:13:36,866 like right into the room with the person that's like the hostage taker it's always through the 235 00:13:36,866 --> 00:13:42,046 phone and that you know in that special situation room in a van that they set up right outside the 236 00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:48,186 building don't you think that should change we do everything over the phone should we get to face 237 00:13:48,186 --> 00:13:53,866 to face we want to meet people where they are yeah has anyone ever just tried hanging up 238 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:59,226 wait wait on which end well what i'm saying is let's say you've got someone who's like they've 239 00:13:59,226 --> 00:14:04,386 got like a they got people like you know in the room like i'm gonna kill him and they're like hold 240 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:10,386 on hold on and like the cops are calling if i was talking to like the bad guy and they were like i 241 00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:11,966 want this and I want that. I'd be like, eh, 242 00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:12,766 click. 243 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,766 What are you going to do? Now you're just in the room. 244 00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:17,126 Call me back 245 00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:18,926 when you come down. 246 00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:22,006 So the 247 00:14:22,006 --> 00:14:24,126 negotiator, their whole thing is 248 00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:26,406 just, when you're 249 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:28,146 in a better mood, give me a call. 250 00:14:28,266 --> 00:14:29,626 Yeah, I don't know what you want from me. 251 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,326 And then even though they're trying to tell you 252 00:14:32,326 --> 00:14:33,486 what they want from you? 253 00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:36,326 I've got other stuff on my plate right now. 254 00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:37,706 Yeah. 255 00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:40,366 I have a whole 256 00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:42,266 This is a whole other job. This is just a small part of. 257 00:14:43,146 --> 00:14:46,426 I moonlight as a negotiator. This is not my main job. 258 00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:50,806 Have you heard of Truth Lens? 259 00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:54,426 Ooh, is that what we're calling it? 260 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,666 And it just slipped out. It felt organic, but I don't know how I feel. 261 00:14:56,926 --> 00:14:57,806 Truth Lens. 262 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,766 I can see clearly now. 263 00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:04,006 You can't copyright a title. 264 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:06,646 That's true. 265 00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:09,686 no that is 100% true 266 00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:10,726 don't fact check that 267 00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:11,446 it's true 268 00:15:11,446 --> 00:15:13,346 I could write a book called Harry Potter 269 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,946 yep 270 00:15:14,946 --> 00:15:15,526 right now 271 00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:17,226 I have 272 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,886 I might have read it 273 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:25,486 I wrote a book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 274 00:15:25,486 --> 00:15:26,486 except for in the UK 275 00:15:26,486 --> 00:15:28,786 it's called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 276 00:15:28,786 --> 00:15:29,266 wow 277 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:30,066 you did? 278 00:15:30,286 --> 00:15:30,426 yeah 279 00:15:30,426 --> 00:15:31,826 I wrote one called the Bible 280 00:15:31,826 --> 00:15:33,066 mmm 281 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,326 I've heard of that 282 00:15:34,326 --> 00:15:44,106 my good friend Gideon loves to hand that out to people oh yeah anyway well I think this is actually 283 00:15:44,106 --> 00:15:50,966 a genuine winner if this could be like would the feedback be like like Terminator style like on the 284 00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:57,026 on the glasses like you'd see like you'd see like on the screen like lying lying yeah like eyes going 285 00:15:57,026 --> 00:16:03,606 back and forth probably like lying probability 86 percent yeah but then they're they're AI so they 286 00:16:03,606 --> 00:16:07,886 get to know the people over time so then they they get to know their so you wouldn't have to go up to 287 00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:14,106 like everybody you meet and be like is your name francis yes okay that's good baseline do you live 288 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:22,026 at 123 once yes no i was thinking more like so say you and i are um a couple who's in love and 289 00:16:22,026 --> 00:16:27,866 we have great chemistry okay um it sounds uh not like it's not a hard stretch for me to get there 290 00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:28,506 This came so naturally. 291 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:29,766 It just fell off my mouth. 292 00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:33,406 And we wear our goggles around each other. 293 00:16:33,506 --> 00:16:36,106 It knows that I like to cross my arms. 294 00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:39,746 This is not negative body language for me. 295 00:16:40,026 --> 00:16:41,006 This is just who I am. 296 00:16:41,406 --> 00:16:44,726 But someone else may only do that as a defensive pose. 297 00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:46,666 So the goggles know that about me. 298 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:51,126 So if we're in an argument and you whip your goggles on, and I'm doing that, it's going to take that into account. 299 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:51,306 Yeah. 300 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:57,046 And, like, it would know, like, it knows that I'm constantly pulling at my collar and going, 301 00:16:57,046 --> 00:17:08,466 that's not a lying gesture i do i do giant gulps all the time yeah it knows that i sweat 302 00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:13,446 on a dime um fill my shirt up with sweat and and say what 303 00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:21,126 yeah and like it would know that uh i make really great eye contact until i'm lying like 304 00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:26,066 but then i just suddenly start until i'm not lying uh and then i just suddenly start my eyes 305 00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:27,326 start darting all around the room. 306 00:17:27,686 --> 00:17:28,046 Exactly. 307 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:29,006 It knows that about me. 308 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:29,486 It knows. 309 00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:30,086 Yeah. 310 00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:31,886 Those are just like weird quirks. 311 00:17:32,066 --> 00:17:32,206 Yeah. 312 00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:33,826 And he could probably do other things too. 313 00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:34,926 Like, you know, 314 00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:36,546 once the next version rolls around, 315 00:17:36,606 --> 00:17:38,146 he could probably like be a tour guide for you, 316 00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:38,386 you know? 317 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,906 You can like point out things about your city. 318 00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:41,546 Oh, yeah. 319 00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:45,146 This location is where 320 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:47,186 10 couples broke up due to lies. 321 00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,286 Oh, that kind of a tour guide. 322 00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:50,146 I would like that tour. 323 00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:53,466 Like what terrible things 324 00:17:53,466 --> 00:17:54,886 did lying do in this spot? 325 00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:55,366 Exactly. 326 00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:59,206 This is where a couple almost broke up, but they didn't because they could tell they weren't lying. 327 00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:00,386 Because they both had the goggles. 328 00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:03,506 All right. 329 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:04,206 I love it. 330 00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:05,466 Very successful. 331 00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:06,046 Thank you. 332 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,126 This is another would buy. 333 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:07,846 Perfect. 334 00:18:08,226 --> 00:18:08,846 It's on the website. 335 00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:15,986 Go to friendslikeuspod.com and get a pair of truth lenses for yourself. 336 00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:19,326 That wraps up the invention of the week. 337 00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:21,446 Very successful. 338 00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:23,566 We're going to make so much money off that. 339 00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:24,226 It's crazy. 340 00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:24,546 Yeah. 341 00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:26,326 See how they're getting better? 342 00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:27,326 Yeah. 343 00:18:27,646 --> 00:18:28,126 Yeah. 344 00:18:28,426 --> 00:18:29,266 I did see that. 345 00:18:30,046 --> 00:18:32,646 I didn't think you could improve from last week's. 346 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:37,006 I thought shark toads was going to be at the peak. 347 00:18:37,506 --> 00:18:37,666 Yeah. 348 00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:45,666 But Truth Lens put on some shark toads, cut through that peak, and now poke it out above it. 349 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,446 You were really paying attention. 350 00:18:46,446 --> 00:18:47,246 I was. 351 00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:50,446 Well, I like to know about what I'm going to buy. 352 00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:51,286 Yeah, me too. 353 00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:51,926 Sometimes. 354 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,386 Other times it's like just kidding me. 355 00:18:53,386 --> 00:18:57,986 well okay it's time for our next segment and i wish i had some truth lenses to know if you 356 00:18:57,986 --> 00:19:03,926 are ready for that oh are you ready for it francis what yes i'm ready i believe you 357 00:19:03,926 --> 00:19:11,586 i have no reason not to all right our next segment is crumpets with churchill 358 00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:17,706 i am winston churchill and these are my crumpets 359 00:19:17,706 --> 00:19:24,266 This is, as every regular listeners know, 360 00:19:24,386 --> 00:19:27,206 Francis and I are amateur historians, 361 00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:30,006 but we basically are professional historians. 362 00:19:31,006 --> 00:19:32,826 They're amateur only because we don't do it 363 00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:35,066 as our main source of income, 364 00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:39,006 but we are historians up there 365 00:19:39,006 --> 00:19:41,826 with the greatest historians. 366 00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:45,366 I won't even name one because we all know them. 367 00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:45,686 They are. 368 00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:47,926 So why even mention one name? 369 00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:53,746 But today we'll be talking about the Teapot Dome scandal. 370 00:19:54,346 --> 00:19:55,446 Oh, good one. 371 00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:56,066 Yeah. 372 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,186 One of my all-time favorite scandals. 373 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:08,106 Of course, this was when it was right after the Boston Tea Party. 374 00:20:08,806 --> 00:20:09,746 Which makes sense. 375 00:20:09,886 --> 00:20:10,066 Right. 376 00:20:10,066 --> 00:20:18,746 when um a bunch of there was no more tea but there was teapots everywhere they were go they were 377 00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:24,846 useless now because all of the tea was gone from the boston tea party because they that 378 00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:31,086 they we all know what happened in that one right right they put it on a boat and sailed it back to 379 00:20:31,086 --> 00:20:41,346 England famously yes but so now we now in New England uh as it's now known New England uh 380 00:20:41,346 --> 00:20:48,626 there was just teapots everywhere no tea to be had and so people started repurposing 381 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:57,906 their teapots and it led to uh like teapots in really weird places like someone would open a 382 00:20:57,906 --> 00:20:59,266 door and there'd be a teapot there and they'd be like, 383 00:20:59,266 --> 00:20:59,646 Oh, 384 00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:03,246 there's not supposed to be a teapot there. 385 00:21:04,986 --> 00:21:05,386 And, 386 00:21:05,386 --> 00:21:06,886 and back in those days too, 387 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:07,806 men wore wigs. 388 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:08,266 Yes. 389 00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:13,166 And this was blowing their wigs off their heads. 390 00:21:13,326 --> 00:21:28,172 They be so surprised that their wigs would just fly off their heads Hence the dome Of course you see how many men were actually bald Yes And so the teapots actually led to this kind of revelation 391 00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:32,172 that baldness was something that was kind of sweeping the new nation. 392 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,032 It was a big problem. 393 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:40,452 And it was previously unknown that people were follically challenged. 394 00:21:40,452 --> 00:21:40,932 Yeah. 395 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:47,852 Yeah. And also, if I recall correctly, this was the time when everyone started to lose their British accent. 396 00:21:47,852 --> 00:21:53,472 Yes. When the T got sent back, we started to lose our English roots. 397 00:21:53,892 --> 00:22:00,232 Yep. And that's where the American accent was basically with basically birthed. 398 00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:07,852 Well, well, because like the T English breakfast, that's that's how you get that accent. 399 00:22:07,992 --> 00:22:10,152 Right. And so with that no longer there, 400 00:22:10,152 --> 00:22:12,412 with people not consuming English breakfast anymore. 401 00:22:13,152 --> 00:22:14,252 And suddenly it was just like, 402 00:22:14,692 --> 00:22:17,572 their tongues started feeling different in their mouth. 403 00:22:18,232 --> 00:22:18,912 And it was just like, 404 00:22:19,432 --> 00:22:20,152 I want, 405 00:22:21,332 --> 00:22:24,832 I'm going to take the lift to the second floor. 406 00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:26,352 That's what they would say before 407 00:22:26,352 --> 00:22:27,832 when, you know, they'd get in elevators. 408 00:22:28,232 --> 00:22:30,312 And then suddenly no more tea around. 409 00:22:30,412 --> 00:22:30,932 And then they're like, 410 00:22:31,312 --> 00:22:34,772 I'm going to take an elevator to this. 411 00:22:34,872 --> 00:22:35,612 And then it just like. 412 00:22:35,612 --> 00:22:36,832 And everyone was like, what? 413 00:22:37,212 --> 00:22:37,472 What? 414 00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:38,012 What? 415 00:22:38,372 --> 00:22:39,692 But it all kind of seemed natural 416 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,652 Because everyone stopped drinking English breakfast at the exact same time. 417 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,892 Because that's when all the tea went away. 418 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,612 So it was like a weird transitional period in history. 419 00:22:49,092 --> 00:22:51,612 It doesn't get talked about a lot, which is odd to me. 420 00:22:51,612 --> 00:22:52,092 Yeah. 421 00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:56,012 That's why our national bird is the bald eagle, by the way. 422 00:22:57,172 --> 00:22:57,552 Yes. 423 00:22:57,792 --> 00:22:59,032 He used to have a wig. 424 00:23:00,292 --> 00:23:02,452 And it was, yes, it was eventually. 425 00:23:02,832 --> 00:23:05,652 So men were, their wigs were flying off. 426 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:10,192 Everyone was realizing that most of these men were bald, just like the eagle. 427 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:14,852 But the eagle was meant to represent basically like the men being like, you know what? 428 00:23:16,212 --> 00:23:17,472 I'm going to say elevator. 429 00:23:17,692 --> 00:23:19,672 I'm going to say truck instead of lorry. 430 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:20,552 I'm going to be bald. 431 00:23:20,992 --> 00:23:23,012 And I'm going to be bald and I'm going to be proud of it. 432 00:23:24,752 --> 00:23:27,572 I'm no more bangers and mash here. 433 00:23:28,832 --> 00:23:31,852 We have sausage. 434 00:23:32,352 --> 00:23:33,752 And corn. 435 00:23:34,592 --> 00:23:35,072 Yes. 436 00:23:35,652 --> 00:23:38,692 Which is famously what bangers and mashes, sausage and corn. 437 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:45,752 I thought we were discussing the very American foods that took over. 438 00:23:47,652 --> 00:23:49,712 Yes, we were doing both. 439 00:23:50,052 --> 00:23:50,292 Yes. 440 00:23:50,392 --> 00:23:51,552 It worked on two levels. 441 00:23:51,732 --> 00:23:51,932 Yes. 442 00:23:52,052 --> 00:23:55,152 But let's tell them what happened to the tea. 443 00:23:56,192 --> 00:24:00,152 Because as you know, once tea leaves a port, it cannot be accepted back. 444 00:24:00,552 --> 00:24:00,772 Yeah. 445 00:24:00,892 --> 00:24:01,732 It's maritime law. 446 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,272 the tea actually did 447 00:24:04,272 --> 00:24:06,872 the tea 448 00:24:06,872 --> 00:24:08,392 took over 449 00:24:08,392 --> 00:24:10,432 there was a 450 00:24:10,432 --> 00:24:12,212 mutiny on the boat 451 00:24:12,212 --> 00:24:14,392 the tea rose up the tea actually 452 00:24:14,392 --> 00:24:15,072 formed into 453 00:24:15,072 --> 00:24:18,452 a bunch of little tea bags formed 454 00:24:18,452 --> 00:24:19,872 into a giant tea man 455 00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:22,732 so it moved in unison 456 00:24:22,732 --> 00:24:24,692 and it was huge 457 00:24:24,692 --> 00:24:26,252 it was like 9 feet tall 458 00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:27,932 wide big 459 00:24:27,932 --> 00:24:29,212 shaped like a Kool-Aid pitcher 460 00:24:29,212 --> 00:24:31,392 no no it was Svelte 461 00:24:31,392 --> 00:24:33,352 Oh, that's not the way I heard it. 462 00:24:33,412 --> 00:24:33,512 Yeah. 463 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:34,112 No, no, no. 464 00:24:34,132 --> 00:24:34,252 Yeah. 465 00:24:34,292 --> 00:24:36,692 Not like big and round, like not cumbersome. 466 00:24:37,112 --> 00:24:39,852 I mean, this team bag man could move. 467 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:41,332 Took over the ship. 468 00:24:42,792 --> 00:24:48,372 They tied the captain up in the galley of the boat. 469 00:24:48,632 --> 00:24:52,412 They turned the ship back around and they're like, we're going back to Boston. 470 00:24:52,412 --> 00:25:01,092 and they couldn't make it through because legally they can't break through once the satan tea has 471 00:25:01,092 --> 00:25:06,552 been sent out that's law yeah and that boat is still there just outside of boston to this day 472 00:25:06,552 --> 00:25:13,972 and the tea and and at night you can see uh at the wheel of the ship you can see the giant teabag 473 00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:25,352 man just kind of and every now and then he lets out a loud howl only when there's an american bald 474 00:25:25,352 --> 00:25:35,472 eagle flying nearby and the bald eagle takes that repressed anger back and that's where all fighting 475 00:25:35,472 --> 00:25:42,392 comes from yep i know if only that t-man hadn't tried to get back in there'd be no war that's why 476 00:25:42,392 --> 00:25:50,252 gotta follow laws i know you got them uh they're there for a reason people it's to prevent war 477 00:25:50,252 --> 00:25:58,452 baldness and baldness anyway it's one of my all-time favorite scandals um a lot of people 478 00:25:58,452 --> 00:26:02,652 don't know about that it's and again it's so weird to me because it's such an integral part 479 00:26:02,652 --> 00:26:11,572 of the founding of our country and and really the founding of the way people view baldness 480 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:12,812 and coffee 481 00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:16,012 yeah that's true it was a big boon for coffee 482 00:26:16,012 --> 00:26:16,392 yeah 483 00:26:16,392 --> 00:26:18,632 bald bean 484 00:26:18,632 --> 00:26:24,112 I was thinking 485 00:26:24,112 --> 00:26:25,612 like coffee bean 486 00:26:25,612 --> 00:26:26,912 yeah 487 00:26:26,912 --> 00:26:33,112 history's great 488 00:26:33,112 --> 00:26:34,312 I love it 489 00:26:34,312 --> 00:26:36,192 I mean well we love it 490 00:26:36,192 --> 00:26:38,592 we're living in it 491 00:26:38,592 --> 00:26:40,432 we're making it as we speak 492 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:40,792 Yeah. 493 00:26:41,832 --> 00:26:45,592 Well, any further thoughts about the Teapot Dome scandal? 494 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:56,552 I think that people all should know that we came this close to teapots actually being illegalized. 495 00:26:57,292 --> 00:26:57,732 Oh, my God. 496 00:26:57,752 --> 00:26:58,872 I can't believe I forgot about that. 497 00:26:59,192 --> 00:26:59,552 I know. 498 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:06,912 The teapots that everyone knows and loves and has around, that almost was not to be. 499 00:27:06,912 --> 00:27:09,232 but Patrick Henry 500 00:27:09,232 --> 00:27:11,172 put a stop to that he stood up 501 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:12,752 and he said 502 00:27:12,752 --> 00:27:14,952 you could take my liberty 503 00:27:14,952 --> 00:27:16,712 but you can't take my teapot 504 00:27:16,712 --> 00:27:17,332 damn it 505 00:27:17,332 --> 00:27:21,132 and yeah and it was that final 506 00:27:21,132 --> 00:27:22,992 it was that actually the emphatic damn it 507 00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:23,872 at the end that really 508 00:27:23,872 --> 00:27:25,352 that was profane 509 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,952 no that was I mean if somebody said that you were like 510 00:27:27,952 --> 00:27:28,772 you had to go huh 511 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,992 put down your knitting sticks 512 00:27:29,992 --> 00:27:33,432 what you had to listen extra 513 00:27:33,432 --> 00:27:36,852 because that person really meant it 514 00:27:36,852 --> 00:27:40,552 Because you could actually be hung if you said the word damn it. 515 00:27:41,052 --> 00:27:41,632 Like they could try. 516 00:27:41,812 --> 00:27:42,352 Hold on, I gotta try something. 517 00:27:42,592 --> 00:27:43,932 Damn it, damn it, damn it. 518 00:27:44,212 --> 00:27:45,232 Not that kind of hung. 519 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:46,632 Sorry. 520 00:27:49,952 --> 00:27:50,832 Worth a try. 521 00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:51,572 Yeah. 522 00:27:52,392 --> 00:27:52,892 Well, great. 523 00:27:53,052 --> 00:27:56,292 Anyway, listeners, sit your kids down. 524 00:27:56,912 --> 00:27:58,732 Tell them the story of the Teapot Dome scandal. 525 00:27:59,092 --> 00:28:00,492 And tell them to tell everyone they know. 526 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:01,252 Yep. 527 00:28:02,252 --> 00:28:05,492 And yeah, don't even bother looking at Wikipedia. 528 00:28:05,492 --> 00:28:07,572 you. That's exactly what we just told you. 529 00:28:08,132 --> 00:28:09,552 I don't know. I don't know. 530 00:28:09,632 --> 00:28:11,552 I don't even know why I said that because no one's going 531 00:28:11,552 --> 00:28:11,792 to. 532 00:28:13,352 --> 00:28:15,392 Well, I think that wraps up 533 00:28:15,392 --> 00:28:17,512 Crumpets with Churchill. 534 00:28:17,912 --> 00:28:18,152 Beautiful. 535 00:28:20,952 --> 00:28:23,592 I love just getting into history. 536 00:28:24,592 --> 00:28:24,932 Me too. 537 00:28:25,232 --> 00:28:27,432 You know, just really like digging in 538 00:28:27,432 --> 00:28:29,512 and I love when it's friendly 539 00:28:29,512 --> 00:28:31,592 and people are getting 540 00:28:31,592 --> 00:28:33,572 along. Yeah, that's my 541 00:28:33,572 --> 00:28:35,432 favorite kind of history. You almost like 542 00:28:35,432 --> 00:28:36,532 How are we even hearing about this? 543 00:28:36,532 --> 00:28:37,792 Why are we even writing this down? 544 00:28:37,892 --> 00:28:38,612 Yeah, this is so great. 545 00:28:38,932 --> 00:28:39,212 Yeah. 546 00:28:39,512 --> 00:28:40,412 It's my favorite kind. 547 00:28:41,072 --> 00:28:45,852 Um, well, you know what my favorite kind of history is? 548 00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:47,332 What? 549 00:28:47,532 --> 00:28:52,612 The kind that gets made when we talk about the big question. 550 00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:56,932 The question is very big. 551 00:28:59,672 --> 00:29:00,912 All right, Francis. 552 00:29:01,092 --> 00:29:01,252 Yep. 553 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:03,292 Do you have a big question? 554 00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:04,312 Yeah, I got a big one. 555 00:29:04,312 --> 00:29:04,672 Okay. 556 00:29:05,272 --> 00:29:05,712 Damn it. 557 00:29:06,892 --> 00:29:11,592 The question is, are you familiar with Gordon Ramsay? 558 00:29:12,212 --> 00:29:12,812 Yes. 559 00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:17,032 He's the British gentleman who yells at everybody and calls them donkeys. 560 00:29:17,472 --> 00:29:18,172 Yeah, that's him. 561 00:29:18,272 --> 00:29:18,472 Yeah. 562 00:29:19,832 --> 00:29:20,432 Allegedly. 563 00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:23,072 Well, no, on film. 564 00:29:24,032 --> 00:29:25,272 Famously, not allegedly. 565 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:26,772 Okay, all right. 566 00:29:28,372 --> 00:29:30,072 Well, anyway, here's my question to you. 567 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:37,132 let's say you wake up and you're in the middle of like one of those cooking 568 00:29:37,132 --> 00:29:38,552 shows where it's like a contest. 569 00:29:38,732 --> 00:29:39,012 Okay. 570 00:29:39,472 --> 00:29:40,652 You don't know how you got there, 571 00:29:40,652 --> 00:29:43,272 but you're in the contest and no one's listening to you. 572 00:29:43,332 --> 00:29:43,612 If you're like, 573 00:29:43,652 --> 00:29:44,292 I shouldn't be here. 574 00:29:44,332 --> 00:29:44,532 It's like, 575 00:29:44,612 --> 00:29:44,952 shut up. 576 00:29:45,012 --> 00:29:45,352 You're here. 577 00:29:45,472 --> 00:29:45,712 Okay. 578 00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:53,152 You have to invent a sandwich to blow the judge's socks off on the fly. 579 00:29:53,552 --> 00:29:55,952 And it can't be like a normal sandwich that you've had before. 580 00:29:56,532 --> 00:29:58,452 And if you don't come up with something good, 581 00:29:58,452 --> 00:30:00,772 something horrible will happen. 582 00:30:01,852 --> 00:30:03,052 Tea in America horrible. 583 00:30:03,912 --> 00:30:04,352 Ugh. 584 00:30:05,252 --> 00:30:06,192 That's bad. 585 00:30:06,432 --> 00:30:06,632 Yeah. 586 00:30:06,832 --> 00:30:07,112 Okay. 587 00:30:07,352 --> 00:30:09,592 So I need you to basically invent 588 00:30:09,592 --> 00:30:11,392 a sandwich right now 589 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,612 that would 590 00:30:12,612 --> 00:30:15,412 that Gordon Ramsay would be nice about. 591 00:30:15,932 --> 00:30:16,532 Alright. 592 00:30:16,772 --> 00:30:17,312 Start with the bread. 593 00:30:18,532 --> 00:30:19,092 Bread 594 00:30:19,092 --> 00:30:21,412 is actually 595 00:30:21,412 --> 00:30:22,712 two egg rolls. 596 00:30:25,212 --> 00:30:25,772 Okay. 597 00:30:26,672 --> 00:30:27,232 Yeah. 598 00:30:27,652 --> 00:30:28,312 Two egg rolls. 599 00:30:28,312 --> 00:30:34,072 yeah regular egg rolls not southwest egg rolls or any kind of variance there okay um there's a 600 00:30:34,072 --> 00:30:40,932 timer also uh gordon stop looking at me no uh what do i do he's making he's doing this with his fist 601 00:30:40,932 --> 00:30:46,452 he's getting ready to punch me yeah okay i think definitely the bread is egg rolls uh because 602 00:30:46,452 --> 00:30:54,172 everything like egg roll material or like full-blown egg roll full egg rolls so two egg rolls got it 603 00:30:54,172 --> 00:31:01,352 Um, then inside, uh, is more egg rolls. 604 00:31:03,832 --> 00:31:11,372 It's, um, it's a pork belly fried egg. 605 00:31:11,432 --> 00:31:11,872 Yeah. 606 00:31:12,312 --> 00:31:14,232 Another egg roll, a layer of egg roll. 607 00:31:15,512 --> 00:31:19,612 Then on top of that is a Caesar salad. 608 00:31:20,092 --> 00:31:22,652 Oh, wow. 609 00:31:24,172 --> 00:31:27,332 Then another egg roll layer. 610 00:31:28,832 --> 00:31:31,052 And then a... 611 00:31:31,052 --> 00:31:34,792 And then a ribeye and horseradish sauce. 612 00:31:36,072 --> 00:31:37,612 Are we in four egg rolls? 613 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:39,752 Yes. 614 00:31:39,892 --> 00:31:40,192 Okay. 615 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:42,372 I just want to see if I got this right. 616 00:31:42,472 --> 00:31:43,072 They're layers. 617 00:31:43,492 --> 00:31:43,992 Egg roll? 618 00:31:44,432 --> 00:31:44,792 Egg roll. 619 00:31:44,992 --> 00:31:45,492 Pork belly. 620 00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:45,932 Pork belly? 621 00:31:46,052 --> 00:31:46,432 Egg roll. 622 00:31:46,552 --> 00:31:46,952 Fried egg. 623 00:31:47,252 --> 00:31:47,792 Fried egg. 624 00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:48,472 Egg roll. 625 00:31:48,712 --> 00:31:49,652 Caesar salad. 626 00:31:50,012 --> 00:31:50,612 Caesar salad. 627 00:31:51,112 --> 00:31:51,572 Egg roll? 628 00:31:52,072 --> 00:31:52,672 Egg roll. 629 00:31:52,672 --> 00:32:08,098 And then a closing egg roll And then a red roll on top Now I am going to call this sandwich All in a Day Work 630 00:32:08,558 --> 00:32:09,299 That's the name of it? 631 00:32:09,299 --> 00:32:15,299 Yes, because it contains all three meals plus the egg rolls are appetizers. 632 00:32:16,678 --> 00:32:16,858 Oh. 633 00:32:17,418 --> 00:32:19,398 So you've got your breakfast on the bottom. 634 00:32:19,539 --> 00:32:20,898 You've got your lunch in the middle. 635 00:32:21,238 --> 00:32:22,838 You've got your dinner on top. 636 00:32:24,118 --> 00:32:26,998 And capping it all off, delicious egg rolls. 637 00:32:27,638 --> 00:32:29,718 I'm just, this sounds interesting. 638 00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:31,478 I'm not saying I wouldn't try it because I would. 639 00:32:31,878 --> 00:32:32,299 Okay. 640 00:32:32,598 --> 00:32:35,478 But egg rolls are cylindrical. 641 00:32:35,918 --> 00:32:36,258 Yes. 642 00:32:37,158 --> 00:32:37,678 How? 643 00:32:37,838 --> 00:32:37,958 Okay. 644 00:32:38,299 --> 00:32:38,778 I know. 645 00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:39,418 I know. 646 00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:40,218 Bear with me. 647 00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:40,838 Okay. 648 00:32:41,518 --> 00:32:43,098 You can flatten an egg roll. 649 00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:44,558 Oh. 650 00:32:44,938 --> 00:32:48,498 So, like I'm thinking, you take an egg roll, you panini press it. 651 00:32:48,539 --> 00:32:48,998 Oh. 652 00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:50,678 So you got that nice crisp. 653 00:32:51,118 --> 00:32:51,338 Yeah. 654 00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:53,018 And then it gives you more surface area. 655 00:32:53,018 --> 00:32:54,598 It's like a ribeye is going to take a lot of room. 656 00:32:54,778 --> 00:32:54,898 Right. 657 00:32:54,998 --> 00:32:56,218 I mean, these are very narrow. 658 00:32:56,378 --> 00:32:58,299 This is a very narrow sandwich, right? 659 00:32:59,118 --> 00:32:59,358 Yeah. 660 00:32:59,498 --> 00:32:59,799 Okay. 661 00:33:00,138 --> 00:33:00,398 Yeah. 662 00:33:00,658 --> 00:33:02,118 I don't want to be excessive. 663 00:33:03,558 --> 00:33:03,658 Yeah. 664 00:33:03,799 --> 00:33:04,358 It's tall. 665 00:33:04,518 --> 00:33:04,858 Yeah. 666 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:07,558 Tall and narrow? 667 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:09,138 Yeah. 668 00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:09,438 Okay. 669 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:12,438 Yeah. 670 00:33:12,598 --> 00:33:15,838 I mean, I think that would be impressive. 671 00:33:17,238 --> 00:33:17,598 Okay. 672 00:33:17,858 --> 00:33:18,418 Do you think... 673 00:33:18,418 --> 00:33:19,178 It covers every meal? 674 00:33:19,178 --> 00:33:27,178 Oh, and there's an optional dipping sauce of melted ice cream. 675 00:33:27,778 --> 00:33:28,558 What flavor? 676 00:33:30,898 --> 00:33:31,938 Mint chocolate chip. 677 00:33:32,558 --> 00:33:33,058 Of course. 678 00:33:33,978 --> 00:33:35,678 That's just if you want dessert. 679 00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:36,578 Not everybody's a dessert person. 680 00:33:36,578 --> 00:33:38,818 Well, it's kind of like a palate cleanser, too, between nights. 681 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:39,598 Yeah, with the mint, definitely. 682 00:33:39,598 --> 00:33:40,678 And if you're going from breakfast to dinner. 683 00:33:42,258 --> 00:33:44,278 Well, no, you get all three of them in one bite. 684 00:33:44,878 --> 00:33:46,178 Oh, that's not how I bite it. 685 00:33:46,178 --> 00:33:50,039 You eat your sandwiches layer by layer? 686 00:33:50,638 --> 00:33:56,458 Yeah, when they include such wide varieties of items as ribeye and Caesar salads. 687 00:33:56,758 --> 00:34:00,278 So you're going to deconstruct my sandwich and just apportion it into different... 688 00:34:00,278 --> 00:34:00,618 No. 689 00:34:01,618 --> 00:34:09,638 I also have a rule with the all in a day's work that you have to eat all of it at the same time. 690 00:34:09,638 --> 00:34:10,518 You have to take a bite. 691 00:34:10,658 --> 00:34:14,419 You have to eat from top egg roll to bottom egg roll with each bite. 692 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:20,758 Is there any chance that you just looked at a Chili's menu and picked a bunch of stuff off of it and put it together? 693 00:34:21,538 --> 00:34:22,158 Chili's wishes. 694 00:34:22,838 --> 00:34:23,518 Chili's wishes. 695 00:34:23,558 --> 00:34:26,578 It's going to be on their next holiday menu. 696 00:34:27,678 --> 00:34:31,419 Chili's, if you're listening and we know you are, do not steal my sandwich. 697 00:34:32,558 --> 00:34:34,338 Don't steal my sandwich idea. 698 00:34:35,638 --> 00:34:36,499 It's mine. 699 00:34:37,258 --> 00:34:39,999 Yeah, and I'm a lawyer, if you remember from episode one. 700 00:34:40,158 --> 00:34:40,878 That's correct. 701 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:43,499 Basically a lawyer. 702 00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:48,479 You want to go the way of Mimi's Cafe? 703 00:34:50,038 --> 00:34:51,439 Yeah, that's right. 704 00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:52,158 What do you think did that? 705 00:34:52,398 --> 00:34:52,638 Me. 706 00:34:53,538 --> 00:34:54,058 Mimi. 707 00:34:56,698 --> 00:34:58,238 Mimi crossed us once. 708 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:00,598 She didn't get a chance to do it twice. 709 00:35:00,858 --> 00:35:03,218 Yeah, now she's got one star on Google outside the mall. 710 00:35:04,598 --> 00:35:07,398 Yeah, she's living outside the mall. 711 00:35:08,598 --> 00:35:09,658 Everyone's worst nightmare. 712 00:35:12,298 --> 00:35:13,058 Thank you. 713 00:35:13,058 --> 00:35:18,278 that's my sandwich what do you think i would try it everyone would try it if that was on a menu 714 00:35:18,278 --> 00:35:25,718 it's like what is this yeah give it to me um so do you think gordon ramsay would not hit me i know 715 00:35:25,718 --> 00:35:30,959 he was off to the side waiting to punch me i think you unfortunately are probably battered 716 00:35:30,959 --> 00:35:38,878 he doesn't seem i feel like this is tough gordon ramsay he makes his living off of 717 00:35:38,878 --> 00:35:41,158 saying no to everybody. 718 00:35:42,298 --> 00:35:43,338 You're set up to fail. 719 00:35:43,838 --> 00:35:44,038 Yeah. 720 00:35:44,178 --> 00:35:44,318 Yeah. 721 00:35:45,118 --> 00:35:45,979 But in general, 722 00:35:46,758 --> 00:35:49,838 I think I would at least give him pause. 723 00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:51,919 It would be at least like a, 724 00:35:52,038 --> 00:35:54,919 I've never seen a sandwich like this before. 725 00:35:55,098 --> 00:35:56,479 And if someone else took a bite first, 726 00:35:56,558 --> 00:35:57,939 he might feel pressured to, 727 00:35:57,939 --> 00:35:59,658 like, 728 00:36:00,638 --> 00:36:01,258 be open-minded. 729 00:36:01,939 --> 00:36:02,158 Yeah. 730 00:36:02,979 --> 00:36:03,959 And that's really all I would want. 731 00:36:04,058 --> 00:36:04,778 Just give it a favor. 732 00:36:04,778 --> 00:36:05,118 Gordon. 733 00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:07,078 Eat my horseradish, 734 00:36:07,358 --> 00:36:07,838 ribeye, 735 00:36:08,158 --> 00:36:08,419 Caesar. 736 00:36:08,419 --> 00:36:10,198 egg roll. 737 00:36:11,578 --> 00:36:13,198 Yeah, Gordon, we know you're listening. 738 00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:14,238 He's a friend of the pod. 739 00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:16,338 Hey, G-Dog. 740 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:17,939 Come on, man. 741 00:36:18,378 --> 00:36:19,858 Just give it a shot. 742 00:36:19,999 --> 00:36:21,658 That's all I ask. 743 00:36:21,778 --> 00:36:22,499 Yeah, well, he will. 744 00:36:22,858 --> 00:36:23,598 He has to. 745 00:36:23,758 --> 00:36:24,459 That's the bargain. 746 00:36:25,459 --> 00:36:27,499 Okay, but don't do it just because you have to. 747 00:36:27,499 --> 00:36:29,818 I want you to give it a shot because you want to. 748 00:36:30,338 --> 00:36:32,218 Remember when you were new to this 749 00:36:32,218 --> 00:36:35,198 and food was your new love? 750 00:36:35,398 --> 00:36:35,598 Yeah. 751 00:36:35,598 --> 00:36:38,939 We need you to approach it with those kind of heart eyes. 752 00:36:39,558 --> 00:36:41,919 Do you remember the first time you called someone a donkey? 753 00:36:43,038 --> 00:36:46,118 And you wished, like, you were scared about it. 754 00:36:46,499 --> 00:36:47,298 You were worried. 755 00:36:47,318 --> 00:36:48,398 Yeah, like, did I go too far? 756 00:36:48,558 --> 00:36:48,778 Yeah. 757 00:36:49,218 --> 00:36:52,818 I hope they give this insulting word a chance. 758 00:36:53,198 --> 00:36:53,959 And you know what they did? 759 00:36:54,138 --> 00:36:55,078 The world embraced you. 760 00:36:55,898 --> 00:36:57,058 And that's all I'm looking for. 761 00:36:57,158 --> 00:36:57,658 Yeah, embrace. 762 00:36:58,919 --> 00:37:00,618 Dip your meat in some ice cream. 763 00:37:01,018 --> 00:37:02,538 Just try it. 764 00:37:03,598 --> 00:37:05,118 Just try it. 765 00:37:05,118 --> 00:37:07,638 why are you being so stubborn about this? 766 00:37:07,638 --> 00:37:10,078 You don't know how good something is until you experience it. 767 00:37:10,838 --> 00:37:13,598 I've always wanted to invent a food. 768 00:37:14,658 --> 00:37:18,298 Like a combination of food that no one's tried before 769 00:37:18,298 --> 00:37:19,939 and it like blows your mind. 770 00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:20,419 Yeah. 771 00:37:21,558 --> 00:37:23,618 Well, you'll get there someday like me. 772 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:28,018 Well, you know like the first person who like put olive juice in a martini? 773 00:37:28,718 --> 00:37:30,018 That had to be a fun day. 774 00:37:30,618 --> 00:37:31,138 Oh, yeah. 775 00:37:31,678 --> 00:37:32,238 Fun night. 776 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:34,979 They don't remember it. 777 00:37:35,118 --> 00:37:37,218 But they look back on it fondly. 778 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,258 Yeah, that's the sort of legacy I want to leave behind. 779 00:37:39,578 --> 00:37:39,758 Yeah. 780 00:37:40,898 --> 00:37:41,959 You'll get there someday. 781 00:37:42,058 --> 00:37:42,338 Thank you. 782 00:37:42,459 --> 00:37:46,258 You'll join me in the pantheon of people that have invented food combinations. 783 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,459 Oh, I can't wait to eat that. 784 00:37:51,038 --> 00:37:52,118 Yeah, well, all right. 785 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:52,979 Thank you. 786 00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:55,138 Gordon, you can't wait to eat it either. 787 00:37:55,278 --> 00:37:56,358 Just be honest with yourself. 788 00:37:56,618 --> 00:37:57,618 Hey, Gordon, eat it. 789 00:37:59,698 --> 00:38:01,378 Well, anyway, that's my answer. 790 00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:02,698 Okay, thank you. 791 00:38:02,698 --> 00:38:11,618 did you have any thoughts on a sandwich um yes okay one time i went to claim jumper a long time 792 00:38:11,618 --> 00:38:22,919 ago and they had a honey chicken brie sandwich and it's gone now and i thought honey brie and 793 00:38:22,919 --> 00:38:28,919 chicken should go together yeah so i'm gonna steal that okay you're laying claim to it 794 00:38:28,919 --> 00:38:30,678 claim jumping in. 795 00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:30,798 Yeah. 796 00:38:31,598 --> 00:38:32,278 What are you going to do? 797 00:38:33,439 --> 00:38:33,919 Anyway, 798 00:38:34,198 --> 00:38:36,258 so that would be my base. 799 00:38:36,638 --> 00:38:37,758 And then at another place, 800 00:38:37,878 --> 00:38:42,398 I had a goat cheese and fig compote. 801 00:38:43,118 --> 00:38:44,439 But then when I was at home, 802 00:38:44,558 --> 00:38:48,018 I had goat cheese and avocado whipped together. 803 00:38:49,038 --> 00:38:50,038 And so I'm like, 804 00:38:50,558 --> 00:38:51,318 honey chicken brie, 805 00:38:51,518 --> 00:38:53,118 probably will go better with the 806 00:38:53,118 --> 00:38:55,398 first one I said. 807 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:58,439 Fig and goat cheese. 808 00:38:58,598 --> 00:38:58,758 Yeah. 809 00:38:58,919 --> 00:38:59,698 So that's my spread. 810 00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:02,378 And then the bread you can choose. 811 00:39:02,738 --> 00:39:03,999 But if I had to serve it to Gordon. 812 00:39:04,398 --> 00:39:04,758 Egg rolls. 813 00:39:05,198 --> 00:39:05,678 Of course. 814 00:39:06,479 --> 00:39:08,398 I was going to say crab rangoons, but. 815 00:39:08,858 --> 00:39:10,358 Ooh, those are good too. 816 00:39:10,678 --> 00:39:10,898 Yeah. 817 00:39:11,658 --> 00:39:15,298 So yeah, it's the rangoon jumper. 818 00:39:17,238 --> 00:39:18,118 I like it. 819 00:39:18,378 --> 00:39:19,338 I would definitely try it. 820 00:39:19,518 --> 00:39:19,838 Thank you. 821 00:39:21,218 --> 00:39:23,959 I don't think it's going to sweep the nation like mine is, but. 822 00:39:23,959 --> 00:39:25,499 Yours is so sensational. 823 00:39:26,138 --> 00:39:26,318 Yeah. 824 00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:28,058 Oh. 825 00:39:28,919 --> 00:39:30,838 Well, I'll see what Gordon says. 826 00:39:31,298 --> 00:39:32,158 We'll make them both. 827 00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:36,618 And the loser gets a teapot. 828 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,738 The loser gets bald. 829 00:39:42,178 --> 00:39:43,258 Loser goes bald. 830 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,439 Oh, man, the stakes are high. 831 00:39:47,898 --> 00:39:48,778 It's like your sandwich. 832 00:39:51,198 --> 00:39:56,578 If I ever go bald, I want it to be like Ben Franklin style. 833 00:39:56,578 --> 00:39:59,298 I have long hair on the sides 834 00:39:59,298 --> 00:40:01,578 Oh I was going to say that someone put your picture on money 835 00:40:01,578 --> 00:40:03,838 Have you heard? 836 00:40:04,678 --> 00:40:05,459 That's what we call 837 00:40:05,459 --> 00:40:06,838 Franklin style 838 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:09,538 Alright I think 839 00:40:09,538 --> 00:40:10,638 That wraps up 840 00:40:10,638 --> 00:40:12,558 The big question 841 00:40:12,558 --> 00:40:13,898 The big question 842 00:40:13,898 --> 00:40:17,698 Well we only have time for one final thing 843 00:40:17,698 --> 00:40:19,138 On the show and that is 844 00:40:19,138 --> 00:40:21,158 To figure out if we could 845 00:40:21,158 --> 00:40:23,578 Guess the other person's 846 00:40:23,578 --> 00:40:24,459 Secret word 847 00:40:24,459 --> 00:40:26,158 Oh my god I didn't say mine 848 00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:36,218 oh i wrote down suggestions too and i totally forgot well well i mean if only you had just 849 00:40:36,218 --> 00:40:42,258 one or two more sentences to say i i don't know what to say this whole thing has been like a 850 00:40:42,919 --> 00:40:48,898 stiletto in my heart all right i'm gonna guess that your secret word is heart 851 00:40:48,898 --> 00:40:57,979 no and now you're out of guesses no why and i i'll only have one guess i can't believe i forgot 852 00:40:57,979 --> 00:41:04,598 uh i actually am worried that you are going to guess because you started writing something down 853 00:41:04,598 --> 00:41:08,419 right around the time that i said it is it confluence it's confluence 854 00:41:08,419 --> 00:41:14,558 i got it but because i didn't say my word i feel like i can't get a point 855 00:41:14,558 --> 00:41:21,999 okay that's fair right you you get a point for guessing the word but you lost a point for not 856 00:41:21,999 --> 00:41:30,618 shoot so you're net so you're not i got one uh i know oh i can't afford a pair of stilettos 857 00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:37,519 oh you're right uh so oh you can only afford one stiletto 858 00:41:37,519 --> 00:41:44,999 damn what a bummer sorry i biffed it i thank god for me i i was so worried i was like he's 859 00:41:44,999 --> 00:41:53,019 he knew what it was he knew my word i'd said it too obviously and then you i saw you start writing 860 00:41:53,019 --> 00:41:58,138 maritime is that what you wrote down i wrote down maritime allegedly a nightmare 861 00:41:58,138 --> 00:42:06,258 the other one was horseradish for me uh no i just like horseradish sauce i genuinely want it on a 862 00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:11,778 sandwich and you'll have it and so will gordon whether he wants it or not but he wants it gordon 863 00:42:11,778 --> 00:42:16,338 you want it yeah the real question is which one of us is going to be bald find out at 864 00:42:16,338 --> 00:42:21,558 friends like us pod.com where there will be a picture of the baldy 865 00:42:21,558 --> 00:42:27,558 all right everyone thanks for listening bye 866 00:42:36,258 --> 00:42:38,318 you