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welcome to very fun friends yes bonus content improv for a million times why didn't i say it

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Sometimes you can hear something a million times

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and that million and one time

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get it wrong.

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Joe, can we get a suggestion, please?

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Your suggestion is

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huh?

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Is it?

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Was that actually your suggestion?

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It was H-U-H was the word that it generated.

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Your

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better word is coincidences.

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Hmm.

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I have a coincidence.

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Oh.

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So my first dog.

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That is a coincidence.

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I'm sorry.

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What did you say?

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That's such a dick thing to do.

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What did you say?

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I said that is a coincidence.

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Okay, go on.

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My first, like, grown-up dog that I have as an adult was named Megan, which you know.

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And my new dog is, she's four now, she's not new, but she's, her name is Summer.

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when Summer had to have surgery,

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the veterinarian that did the surgery's name

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was Megan Valentine.

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Summer was born on Valentine's Day

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and her professional litter name

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was like Valentin or whatever

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because there were 10 puppies.

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Whoa.

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Isn't that crazy?

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Do you think

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that it was secretly Megan?

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doing the surgery.

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Is she doing the surgery?

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No.

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No.

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But here's another coincidence.

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Buckle up, bitch.

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Did that make you feel better about the surgery?

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That she was...

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I thought it was like a beautiful coincidence.

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Yeah, that's stuff I like.

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I'm always looking for science.

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Yeah.

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She annoys me when it doesn't work out.

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But when I see it, it's hard for me not to think

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like maybe it's a thing.

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Yeah.

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Especially because, I don't know if I told you this,

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but after Megan died,

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I saw Cardinals in my backyard.

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Did I ever tell you this?

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Mm-mm.

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So I've never seen, obviously, I hardly ever see,

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as the only time I've ever seen, I've never seen them before or since.

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Right after she died a couple days later,

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there was a male and a female cardinal just perched on my back fence and I saw them and then they flew away And it like a well thing that a lot of people believe that cardinals are like messenger birds

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There's an old saying that says, when cardinals appear, loved ones are near.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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What was your other coincidence?

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Before I do reaction.

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When Megan was a puppy, she had a purple collar.

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and when

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so I got Summer

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from her litter

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she came with a purple collar.

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That's less of a coincidence.

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I agree 100%

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but

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totality of coincidences.

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I like how you were like

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not going to take any bullshit

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on the nonsense.

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Don't waste my time

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with a lesser coincidence.

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Well you should have led

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with that one.

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I agree.

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I was just thinking of

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ramped up.

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Yeah.

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I hate myself.

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Coincidentally.

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And now, improv.

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Hi, I'm sorry.

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You don't know me, but I thought this was the craziest thing.

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Oh, no worries.

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I'm friendly.

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I noticed you from across the room.

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Oh, thank you.

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This is so crazy.

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This is so crazy.

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Wait, wait on me.

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I got all day.

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my i'm sorry this to lay all this on you my dead husband

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had my dead husband i'm sorry i'm sorry this is this is gonna be beautiful i promise i'm sorry

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can i just help you what you don't need to apologize anymore i'm a teacher go on okay

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I don't know what that means, but okay.

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So he had brown eyes and you have brown eyes.

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And I just, I couldn't believe it.

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I can't believe it.

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I feel like I'm seeing him.

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It's like the biggest coincidence.

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It's like, what were the odds of seeing someone with brown eyes?

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Okay.

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Can I stop you?

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Oh, yeah.

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Are you serious?

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Yeah.

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Your husband had brown eyes?

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Uh-huh.

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and you have brown eyes.

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Chills.

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Chills.

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Thank you, right?

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Chills.

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Thank you.

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My friend Sarah,

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she said I shouldn't come over and bother you with this.

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She said everyone has brown eyes.

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Sarah's jealous of your talent.

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Thank you Okay I was thinking the same thing Can I ask you something Hmm Was your husband white

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Yes.

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I noticed a coincidence too. Me too.

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Whoa. I didn't even think about that.

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No, you were too focused on the peepers.

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I know. Because they were like laser beams.

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Did he like to have a good time?

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Um, yes.

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Would you believe me if I told you I too like to have a good time?

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what i love it that was like wait wait

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do you like it just a little bit or is it like your favorite thing

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it's my favorite that was his favorite thing too oh my god he loved having a good time

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he was white and he had brown eyes this is we need to call we need to call john edward yes

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Guinness. Wait, John Edwards? He's a psychic.

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Oh, I was thinking of that.

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Wait, was there a politician

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named John Edwards?

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We could call him too. Okay, let's get them both

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on the phone. What a weird coincidence that

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there's more than one person named. More than one

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John Edwards? What are the odds?

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Oh my god. Oh, you know what I think?

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You need to get rid of Sarah.

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Who's calling you down.

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You and me are now friends.

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We're the coincidence people.

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I.

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Can I tell you something?

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Of course you can tell me.

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Can I tell you how I feel about it?

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Yeah.

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Maybe we should both say how we feel about it on three.

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Okay.

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One, two, three.

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I love it!

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Oh my god.

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What are the odds that we both would love this same idea?

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No one else would.

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Okay.

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We got to take this show on the road.

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Cut to a mall food court.

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Excuse us.

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Everyone, put your packages down.

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Come to the fountain.

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They're coming.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Gather around.

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And we will find all coincidences.

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And you thought I was just going home today.

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Whoa.

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Oh my god.

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Coincidences.

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Holy shit.

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Whoa.

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Mommy.

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I like coincidences Oh you you ma Yes

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Ma'am.

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Tell me.

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I can't help but notice.

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You have skin.

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I want you to look around you and see if you notice anything.

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All these other people have skin.

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That's right.

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What are the odds?

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Wow, we're starting off strong.

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Hmm.

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Huh.

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Sir

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Ariel

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You're missing a foot

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That's right

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Look around

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Everyone else is missing a foot too

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Whoa

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What really does feel like a coincidence

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What are we gonna do

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You there, small child

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Yes

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you're missing parents oh look around you

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oh actually everyone else here has parents sorry oh oh but now you're crying we love that

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like the fountain what a coincidence okay bye everyone i have an idea okay you and i

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we're clearly synced

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we should go

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to the cemetery

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you know

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I do know

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and we should look for coincidences there

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people are sad and they need to be

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joyful

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you know

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got to the cemetery

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hey

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come here me and my friend got something to tell you

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what is it

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I'm so sad

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I got this one

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Your husband's dead!

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I know!

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Look around you!

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What do you notice?

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Uh, hey now.

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There's a lot of

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other dead husbands here.

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Uh-huh.

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Hey, I don't feel so alone anymore.

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We did it.

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God, we're good.

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See you.

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I'll see you next time.
