welcome to very fun friends yes bonus content improv for a million times why didn't i say it
I don't know.
Sometimes you can hear something a million times
and that million and one time
get it wrong.
Joe, can we get a suggestion, please?
Your suggestion is
huh?
Is it?
Was that actually your suggestion?
It was H-U-H was the word that it generated.
Your
better word is coincidences.
Hmm.
I have a coincidence.
Oh.
So my first dog.
That is a coincidence.
I'm sorry.
What did you say?
That's such a dick thing to do.
What did you say?
I said that is a coincidence.
Okay, go on.
My first, like, grown-up dog that I have as an adult was named Megan, which you know.
And my new dog is, she's four now, she's not new, but she's, her name is Summer.
when Summer had to have surgery,
the veterinarian that did the surgery's name
was Megan Valentine.
Summer was born on Valentine's Day
and her professional litter name
was like Valentin or whatever
because there were 10 puppies.
Whoa.
Isn't that crazy?
Do you think
that it was secretly Megan?
doing the surgery.
Is she doing the surgery?
No.
But here's another coincidence.
Buckle up, bitch.
Did that make you feel better about the surgery?
That she was...
I thought it was like a beautiful coincidence.
Yeah, that's stuff I like.
I'm always looking for science.
Yeah.
She annoys me when it doesn't work out.
But when I see it, it's hard for me not to think
like maybe it's a thing.
Yeah.
Especially because, I don't know if I told you this,
but after Megan died,
I saw Cardinals in my backyard.
Did I ever tell you this?
Mm-mm.
So I've never seen, obviously, I hardly ever see,
as the only time I've ever seen, I've never seen them before or since.
Right after she died a couple days later,
there was a male and a female cardinal just perched on my back fence and I saw them and then they flew away And it like a well thing that a lot of people believe that cardinals are like messenger birds
There's an old saying that says, when cardinals appear, loved ones are near.
Okay.
Yeah.
What was your other coincidence?
Before I do reaction.
When Megan was a puppy, she had a purple collar.
and when
so I got Summer
from her litter
she came with a purple collar.
That's less of a coincidence.
I agree 100%
but
totality of coincidences.
Okay.
I like how you were like
not going to take any bullshit
on the nonsense.
Don't waste my time
with a lesser coincidence.
Well you should have led
with that one.
I agree.
I was just thinking of
ramped up.
Yeah.
I hate myself.
Coincidentally.
And now, improv.
Hi, I'm sorry.
You don't know me, but I thought this was the craziest thing.
Oh, no worries.
I'm friendly.
I noticed you from across the room.
Oh, thank you.
This is so crazy.
Wait, wait on me.
I got all day.
my i'm sorry this to lay all this on you my dead husband
had my dead husband i'm sorry i'm sorry this is this is gonna be beautiful i promise i'm sorry
can i just help you what you don't need to apologize anymore i'm a teacher go on okay
I don't know what that means, but okay.
So he had brown eyes and you have brown eyes.
And I just, I couldn't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I feel like I'm seeing him.
It's like the biggest coincidence.
It's like, what were the odds of seeing someone with brown eyes?
Okay.
Can I stop you?
Oh, yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Your husband had brown eyes?
Uh-huh.
and you have brown eyes.
Chills.
Thank you, right?
Chills.
Thank you.
My friend Sarah,
she said I shouldn't come over and bother you with this.
She said everyone has brown eyes.
Sarah's jealous of your talent.
Thank you Okay I was thinking the same thing Can I ask you something Hmm Was your husband white
Yes.
I noticed a coincidence too. Me too.
Whoa. I didn't even think about that.
No, you were too focused on the peepers.
I know. Because they were like laser beams.
Did he like to have a good time?
Um, yes.
Would you believe me if I told you I too like to have a good time?
what i love it that was like wait wait
do you like it just a little bit or is it like your favorite thing
it's my favorite that was his favorite thing too oh my god he loved having a good time
he was white and he had brown eyes this is we need to call we need to call john edward yes
Guinness. Wait, John Edwards? He's a psychic.
Oh, I was thinking of that.
Wait, was there a politician
named John Edwards?
We could call him too. Okay, let's get them both
on the phone. What a weird coincidence that
there's more than one person named. More than one
John Edwards? What are the odds?
Oh my god. Oh, you know what I think?
You need to get rid of Sarah.
Who's calling you down.
You and me are now friends.
We're the coincidence people.
I.
Can I tell you something?
Of course you can tell me.
Can I tell you how I feel about it?
Yeah.
Maybe we should both say how we feel about it on three.
Okay.
One, two, three.
I love it!
Oh my god.
What are the odds that we both would love this same idea?
No one else would.
Okay.
We got to take this show on the road.
Cut to a mall food court.
Excuse us.
Everyone, put your packages down.
Come to the fountain.
They're coming.
Oh, my God.
Gather around.
And we will find all coincidences.
And you thought I was just going home today.
Whoa.
Oh my god.
Coincidences.
Holy shit.
Whoa.
Mommy.
I like coincidences Oh you you ma Yes
Ma'am.
Tell me.
I can't help but notice.
You have skin.
I want you to look around you and see if you notice anything.
All these other people have skin.
That's right.
What are the odds?
Wow, we're starting off strong.
Hmm.
Huh.
Sir
Ariel
You're missing a foot
That's right
Look around
Everyone else is missing a foot too
Whoa
What really does feel like a coincidence
What are we gonna do
You there, small child
Yes
you're missing parents oh look around you
oh actually everyone else here has parents sorry oh oh but now you're crying we love that
like the fountain what a coincidence okay bye everyone i have an idea okay you and i
we're clearly synced
we should go
to the cemetery
you know
I do know
and we should look for coincidences there
people are sad and they need to be
joyful
you know
got to the cemetery
hey
come here me and my friend got something to tell you
what is it
I'm so sad
I got this one
Your husband's dead!
I know!
Look around you!
What do you notice?
Uh, hey now.
There's a lot of
other dead husbands here.
Uh-huh.
Hey, I don't feel so alone anymore.
We did it.
God, we're good.
See you.
I'll see you next time.