1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,280 you can't start with wide eyes and then expect me not to laugh 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:40,040 okay okay all right let's try that again welcome to friends like us bonus content that's right 3 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:47,040 this is an episode just for you subscribers not the plebs that only listen to the main pod 4 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:54,480 it's for the cultured among us the hot ones yep which we know francis thinks everyone's hot but 5 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,780 there's still another category of hot, 6 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,020 the really hot ones. 7 00:00:59,360 --> 00:00:59,580 Sizzlers. 8 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:00,860 Yes, 9 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:01,700 that's right. 10 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,160 Sizzlers. 11 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,720 This one's for you. 12 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,200 Today's Sizzler only episode. 13 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:11,080 We're going deep. 14 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,560 We're going to, 15 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,000 we're going to learn a little bit more about, 16 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,420 about Francis and maybe a little bit more about myself too in the process. 17 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:23,960 Okay. 18 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,800 Francis, get this ball rolling. 19 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:27,380 Okay. 20 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:30,580 I want you to know something about me. 21 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:37,560 I hate when strangers talk to me. 22 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:38,640 Ooh. 23 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:42,540 That's, I hate that as well. 24 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,600 But are you talking about across the board? 25 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:45,820 No. 26 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:53,520 Because if you're like, okay, I hate it when people make small talk in line, like in a store. 27 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:59,700 and then you're like, ah, I gotta be, do I have to be on or do I just like nod and be like, oh, yeah. 28 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:05,120 Or are you talking about like if someone comes up to you and is making a conversation? 29 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:08,640 Like if my neighbor, I mean, that's a bad example. 30 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,080 Hypothetically. 31 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:11,340 Hypothetically, yeah. 32 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,600 Okay, so give me a scenario. 33 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,120 What would be the worst case stranger talking to you? 34 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:23,900 if there's any possibility or a likely possibility that this conversation is going to end with 35 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:30,960 me being asked for something don't it makes all the conversation we just had 36 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:37,440 mean nothing do you are you are you ever like like on edge like the second someone starts 37 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:42,560 talking to you you're just like prepped for that for that like all right what do you want 38 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,860 Not since I started pretending to be on the phone. 39 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,020 Excuse me. 40 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,200 I'm about to get a call. 41 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,040 No, no, no. 42 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:51,800 I'm good at it now. 43 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:57,760 I parked the car, put the phone to my face, get out of the car, and I talk to myself. 44 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,080 What do you say to yourself? 45 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,740 Mostly just listening noises. 46 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:03,240 So I'm like, oh, yeah, no, no. 47 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:03,840 I just got here. 48 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:04,600 Uh-huh. 49 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,160 No. 50 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,140 That's so funny. 51 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:09,860 Oh, my God. 52 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:10,640 They died? 53 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:12,040 No. 54 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,540 I really don't have an Emmy to talk to anyone else about something lighthearted now. 55 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:16,720 My heart. 56 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:23,140 I was going to give somebody some spare change that I had, but I can't do it now. 57 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,380 I need it all for phone calls. 58 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:30,760 Because I'm staying on the line with you, but I still got to call other people. 59 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,120 Get me to a pay phone. 60 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,580 I actually told somebody one time, this was an accident. 61 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,800 Somebody came up and asked me, do you have any spare change? 62 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,480 And I was very young, so sorry. 63 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:46,020 but I was like you're allowed to be young yeah it was couldn't help it and I was like yes 64 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:51,620 and they were like can I have some and I literally was like I'm gonna use it 65 00:03:51,620 --> 00:04:01,060 sorry yeah I uh I think that's totally valid and I also like I think 66 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:06,700 I people ask me for money all the time not all the time I think a normal amount 67 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,480 By the way, after this, I have something to ask you 68 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,240 Oh, good 69 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,080 Let's just ruin all the conversation that's about to come 70 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,700 People will be like, oh, do you have it? 71 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,420 And I'll always be like, sorry, I don't have any cash 72 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:21,280 Even if I do have cash 73 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:24,900 Because that cash is actually earmarked for something 74 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:29,120 It's like, okay, I guess technically my wallet contains cash 75 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,780 But it's like I'm giving away somebody else's cash 76 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,520 It's like, it's not mine to give 77 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,080 That's for whatchamacallit from Circle K 78 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,000 Yes. 79 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,680 And that's, you mean a literal whatchamacallit, the candy bar. 80 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,000 Yeah. 81 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:41,400 Yeah. 82 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:42,340 That's, yeah. 83 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:43,120 I wasn't being vague. 84 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:43,800 No. 85 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,900 You're being actually the opposite of vague. 86 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,940 You were being very specific. 87 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:54,900 And I, so I feel like that's a valid response too. 88 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:59,320 It's like, no, this is $10 that I have that is going, 89 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:03,080 like I am planning to tip somebody later with this cash. 90 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,360 That's not yours. 91 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,680 I'm glad you agree with me. 92 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,120 I've been carrying this burden for years. 93 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:07,660 No. 94 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:28,940 We either the same kind of good person or the same kind of bad person But either way we the same the pendulum swings yeah do you do you hate anything yeah i do hate things um i well i also hate having to deal with 95 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:40,360 strangers um especially this may this especially older women uh i don't know why i think i feel like 96 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:47,660 sometimes they get a little too familiar and it's like you know we're not peers right like 97 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:53,980 don't think of us as equals here i'm much younger than you just pull out your id in that situation 98 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:55,660 and you're like, see what it says under DOB? 99 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:55,900 Yeah. 100 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:58,780 I've had multiple women tell me before, 101 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,440 older women tell me like, 102 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:01,200 they'll like pull me, 103 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,880 like kind of like conspiratorially, 104 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,340 like hit me in the arm and be like, 105 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:07,900 just so you know, your purse isn't zipped up. 106 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,460 It's like, yeah, I know. 107 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,280 I know that. 108 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,660 That's a youthful thing I'm doing. 109 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,900 Us young people don't zip our purses. 110 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:20,260 It's like, this happened to me multiple times in New York. 111 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,560 It's like, I'm fine. 112 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,480 I'm capable of handling myself. 113 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,500 I'm aware of the level of risk involved in having an unzipped purse. 114 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,280 And it just like annoyed the crap out of me. 115 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:32,620 Just like how often did this happen with the purse? 116 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,360 This happened three separate times. 117 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,820 That's a fashion statement at that point. 118 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:38,840 And it's not the same way. 119 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:39,620 It was just random. 120 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:42,920 Like, I think they were like tourists and like in New York. 121 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,160 It was like, it's like, yeah, I'm good. 122 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:45,700 Thank you. 123 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:47,580 Thank you very much. 124 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:50,860 but yeah I don't want them to think 125 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:52,820 that like we're close in 126 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:54,000 age or that 127 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,760 I don't know I'm a real thing about 128 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,840 old women old women and I know you're listening 129 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,820 there goes half our subscribers 130 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,500 wait we got a lot of sizzlers 131 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,260 that are old women 132 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,080 you're half but you're old 133 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,820 you're different if you're a sizzler you're not included 134 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:10,260 in this category you're cut above 135 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,820 are going to be unzipped after this 136 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:12,400 oh 137 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:16,660 hello zeitgeist we got a new one 138 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:25,340 for you. Yeah. Uh, it, it just, uh, that is specifically old women really drives me crazy. 139 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:31,080 And I know that I, I know it's because it's like, I don't want to be that person someday. 140 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:38,620 I'm God willing, I'm going to get older. Uh, I'm not going to die tomorrow. So eventually I will 141 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:46,380 be their age. I don't want to be that kind of old lady though. So anyway, that's one of my fears 142 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,900 too. Oh. 143 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,300 So I hate and I fear. 144 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:52,120 I don't want to be seen as like the doddering old 145 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:52,440 woman. 146 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,660 I'll let you know. 147 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:56,760 Please do. 148 00:07:57,220 --> 00:08:00,100 Let me know by the barrel 149 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,800 of the gun to the back of my head. 150 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,180 You'll just hear the cock. 151 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:04,420 And then I'll know. 152 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:06,400 Oh, shoot. Okay. 153 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:08,320 Time to change. 154 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:12,660 Yeah, so I don't like that. 155 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,140 Okay. Thanks for sharing your fear as well. 156 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:18,400 yeah do you have any fears i do uh spiders in the toilet 157 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:26,420 under the rim have you was this is this just an imagined fear or have you actually witnessed it 158 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:33,140 and it's like this is real um it's imagined and every time i have to use the toilet i have to 159 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:40,920 get the wand and do a spider check do like a clinkly bang some pots together like get out 160 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:45,600 spiders get out i'm coming i've got a bag of little shoes in here 161 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:51,960 they're all because they would want shoes yeah they got eight legs you're in the toilet get out 162 00:08:51,960 --> 00:09:00,080 i'm always worried that one will come out yeah if spiders wore shoes what kind of shoes do you 163 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:06,560 think they'd wear like what would you think the spiders preferred shoe would be um well they need 164 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:15,320 to be quiet because of their murder so silent shoes or like orthopedic nurse shoes that's 165 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:23,800 a funny image yeah um i was thinking like those really like creepy toe shoes 166 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:29,720 but but then they don't have toes so it would just be they're wearing cork 167 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:39,260 cork yeah um spiders if you're listening and we know you are there's a bunch of 168 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:46,820 sizzling spiders let us know in the comments drop us a line uh if you're capable boost us 169 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:51,800 uh tell us what kind of shoes you wear uh we'll move your comment to the front 170 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:59,960 thanks can i tell you something sad please um i i've started to not want to kill them 171 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:06,200 like if there's like a bug i know i'm becoming less of a monster um but like i get them and i 172 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:11,840 throw them outside but i had one in my house the other day and i had like a a cup and then like it 173 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:17,460 was like a big daddy long legs huge and i got it in the cup and then i couldn't get it off the wall 174 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:18,420 so I was like 175 00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:18,860 yeah 176 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:19,480 cause like you gotta 177 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:19,980 how do you 178 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:20,420 yeah 179 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,680 and it was near the lip 180 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,180 so I'm like 181 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:22,820 I need you 182 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:23,960 at the base 183 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,060 and it wouldn't move 184 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:35,620 so I kept moving it and like it would fall and then get right back up and then it got to a point where it like pulled itself up small and I was like it scared It doesn know what I trying to do 185 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,500 Then I finally got it and I threw it outside. 186 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:39,900 Well, you saved it. 187 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:40,220 Right. 188 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,420 But just seeing it be like. 189 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,180 You saw its little spider lip quivering. 190 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,500 Its little barefoot spider. 191 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:49,140 Its big spider eyes blinked at you. 192 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:49,780 Yeah. 193 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,660 It like pulled its little legs in close. 194 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:58,220 so you gave it like a little uh fireman's blanket or what do they call a little cocoa yeah 195 00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:01,800 tell your friends stay out of my house 196 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:11,320 see i feel like spiders are not bad they do i don't mind spiders they do work for me they 197 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:18,600 they get rid of other crappy bugs like mosquitoes and flying bugs now i know how to have value to 198 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:30,440 you yeah i gotta put you to work is there what do you think is the what species could we eliminate 199 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:36,080 from the planet right now and it would not you don't think it would have any kind of ecological 200 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:44,400 effect i would say humans but that is it would have a huge effect so um so that would be wrong 201 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,280 that would be wrong i would say it but that would be a stupid answer well like maybe if we didn't 202 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:54,300 have like there was like no nuclear reactors or sites or whatever maybe because we did that it's 203 00:11:54,300 --> 00:12:01,380 like well now we got to be here yeah like work on them so we'll stay for now okay thank you for 204 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:08,780 saving us yeah i think um they i think there's probably all of them do something right okay 205 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:14,280 i was thinking about it my two least favorite that's not what you asked i know no i realized 206 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:24,040 that but i also think it happens to coincide with the least useful name one thing cockroaches do 207 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:32,700 to help oh can you i can't we're always so busy running we never stop to ask 208 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:41,520 that's why they're chasing this is what we do this good my resume i read to blind kids kids 209 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:46,560 that's why there's so many illiterate roaches they're they're always looking for our kids 210 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:55,740 yeah our kids like out there roaches is a good isn't it interesting that beauty is like 211 00:12:55,740 --> 00:13:03,660 the thing that we you like a butterfly's like come on guys so cute and it's like roach 212 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:10,480 can i tell you a story about butterflies yeah uh there was what i was at the 213 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,160 Natural History Museum in Washington, D.C. 214 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,460 And they had like a butterfly room where you like walk 215 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,280 and there's tons of butterflies flying around, whatever. 216 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,340 So I walk into the room. 217 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,060 There's all these shitty kids around too. 218 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:24,740 I know. 219 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:26,760 Good luck. 220 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,700 And so then all of a sudden, like a bunch of the kids 221 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,700 and like a mom, they're like, no, no, no, no. 222 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,880 Like, stop, stop, stop. 223 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,280 I was like, what, what? 224 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,240 Like, no, don't move, don't move. 225 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:39,900 And I was like, what is happening? 226 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,740 And they're like, don't move. 227 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:46,500 And I'm looking around and they're not telling me what it is that I should be not moving for. 228 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,800 I'm looking around. 229 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,100 I don't see anything. 230 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,580 And so I was like, all right, well, screw this. 231 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,380 I'm going to walk. 232 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,080 And then I walked and they're like, you killed it. 233 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,800 I guess there was a butterfly under my foot that I didn't see. 234 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,620 I was like, well, you could have said there is a butterfly under your shoe. 235 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,140 You just said, stop. 236 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,020 Like, don't. 237 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,020 It's like, that's not useful information to me at some point in time. 238 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,120 I gave it a good like 15 seconds before. 239 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:12,380 Okay. 240 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,580 That's plenty of time for them to be like, 241 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,560 and here's more information. 242 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:14,880 Yes, 243 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,380 exactly. 244 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,000 It wasn't like I was mid run and I could, 245 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:18,400 it's like, 246 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,160 I stopped. 247 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,120 Like I was like, 248 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:20,960 what's going on? 249 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,040 I looked around, 250 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:22,860 couldn't find anything. 251 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,160 And then I was like, 252 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:24,320 well, 253 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,580 I got to quickly exit this butterfly enclosure now. 254 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,320 Cause I'm the one that murdered a butterfly. 255 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,260 I wonder if your picture's up there. 256 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,200 Yes. 257 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,900 They have a little mugshot of me or it's like one of those FBI, 258 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,420 like the grainy ones where it's like, 259 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,880 just like me in black and white looking over my shoulder. 260 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:38,840 Yeah, 261 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:39,960 probably. 262 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,180 I probably do 263 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,420 do not accept checks 264 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:43,000 yeah 265 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,560 anyway 266 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,320 the other 267 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,900 species I think 268 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,960 I don't know what they do 269 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:49,660 although I feel like 270 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:50,640 there might be something 271 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,460 an argument 272 00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:53,820 I can't think of one 273 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:54,560 for a cockroach 274 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,480 but the other one 275 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:55,980 I would get rid of 276 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,100 would be mosquitoes 277 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,480 ugh so annoying 278 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,480 I know 279 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,740 and they must do something 280 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,260 but 281 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:02,760 yeah 282 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:07,000 ew 283 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,780 sorry 284 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,420 I heard that they only like a certain kind of blood 285 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,280 My blood? 286 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,600 That's what it seems like 287 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,320 Yeah 288 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:20,460 I think if I had to choose 289 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,300 To just get rid of it 290 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:21,760 I'd be like 291 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,120 I'm always worried there's gonna be a scorpion 292 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,520 You know 293 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,560 And I'm like I don't wanna worry about that anymore 294 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,660 So goodbye you're gone 295 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,500 That's one 296 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,180 Scorpion? 297 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:31,720 Yeah 298 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,260 And I'm also always worried about 299 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:33,760 That's in there 300 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,600 I know they're very important 301 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,220 But like 302 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,020 Every time I go outside 303 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:37,460 I'm like ugh 304 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:38,240 Is there gonna be a snake here? 305 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,240 Hmm. 306 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 Huh. 307 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:51,700 Have you run into a lot of snakes Not one That not true I saw one In a zoo No in the street Oh okay It was black and white 308 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:52,400 Oh. 309 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:52,920 Yeah. 310 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,140 Was the stripe white or the stripe black? 311 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,480 I'm assuming it was a stripe. 312 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,980 Well, how do you... 313 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:01,560 Who's to say? 314 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,560 There's two colors separated by... 315 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:03,580 Oh. 316 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:04,480 Huh. 317 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,840 This is the kind of deep question we talk about. 318 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,860 Herpetology 101. 319 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,040 One subscriber. 320 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,320 Sizzlers only. 321 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:12,940 I didn't think you were getting this deep. 322 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:14,520 Oh. 323 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,180 Well, I feel like I know so much more about you now. 324 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:20,700 Would you pick a snake up? 325 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:24,920 Is it asking me to? 326 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:25,620 Yes. 327 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:26,060 Like, why? 328 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,700 Would there be a... 329 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,820 If there was a reason, then it wouldn't kill me. 330 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,600 Sometimes you don't know. 331 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,500 Would you feel confident enough? 332 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,260 You know how there's that rhyme about snakes being deadly? 333 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:46,620 like if like if it's red you're dead if it's yellow you're fine fellow yeah yeah like would 334 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:51,900 you trust yourself to remember in the moment which one was safe no and i feel like those rhymes are 335 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:57,600 not ever helpful because it's like you could kind of fit whatever you wanted 336 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:08,460 like you could fit like you if if it's yellow you'll be dead yo like you can you could make 337 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:13,240 a version of it oh my god i know now i know in like six months someone's gonna hear this 338 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:20,160 they're gonna be out of nature and be like yellow dead yo yeah see like exactly it's like you can 339 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:25,460 fit make it fit either way that's my motto if it's black you're fine jack 340 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:28,760 if it's black jack it's cool 341 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,420 foo 342 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:32,780 so no 343 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,620 I don't I wouldn't trust 344 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,680 myself to remember that 345 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,880 properly did we talk about snakes 346 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,540 before I don't think so 347 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:42,620 because I wanted to I heard that 348 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,020 if you get bit by a rattlesnake 349 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,060 are you sure I didn't tell you this 350 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,440 I love this fact that I'm not sure if it's true 351 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,580 your favorite 352 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,280 nebulous facts yes 353 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,080 if you get bit by a rattlesnake 354 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,200 and you're near a kingsnake 355 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,560 and you let the kingsnake bite you, 356 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,680 it undoes the poison from the rattlesnake. 357 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,780 So they cancel each other out. 358 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,720 No, I think now you just have to worry about the kingsnake. 359 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:14,960 So then you're just going to die from a different kind of snake bite? 360 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,320 Maybe. 361 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,120 It's true, we don't know. 362 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:19,700 I thought this because I lived out by the White Tanks 363 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,080 and there was a wildlife museum. 364 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,340 And I was like, oh God, if I'm ever out, 365 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,500 and a rattlesnake bites me, 366 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,360 I could run to the wildlife place 367 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,460 and stick my hand in the kingsnake tank. 368 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,180 That's also, 369 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:34,100 that's why I carry a kingsnake around with me at all times. 370 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,300 It's like an EpiPen. 371 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,900 Just to be safe. 372 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,900 But the snake's like scared to bite. 373 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,960 Well, that's why I keep my purse unzipped. 374 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,460 That's what's in there, the snake. 375 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,980 Just because I need to immediately plunge my wrist into the, 376 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:49,880 bite me. 377 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,880 Imagine if one of those ladies says something to you 378 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,520 And in response, the snake just comes out and looks at them. 379 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,020 That would be terrifying. 380 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,020 That would be, but it would be funny. 381 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:04,460 And the snake just goes, you're not her peer. 382 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:05,260 Get out of here. 383 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,320 You are old. 384 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:08,600 Hiss. 385 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,360 I'm sorry, but every time I think of snakes, I think of Robin Hood, the animated movie. 386 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,100 Oh, yeah, yeah. 387 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,700 Do you remember when he sucks the jewels out of the rings? 388 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:18,140 Yes. 389 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,360 I think about that all the time. 390 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:19,880 Yep. 391 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:20,780 All the time. 392 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,300 I always wanted to do that. 393 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:28,380 yeah and he smiles and all the jewels are in his yeah but that wasn't the snake though that was 394 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:36,040 prince john right yeah yeah yeah uh yeah or yeah it was on it was prince john's 395 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:46,560 it was his rings right no it was uh the kick or it was the the bear side kick was doing it to 396 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:52,360 prince john yeah yeah exactly yeah um i also think about from that there's so hiss is the 397 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:56,980 snake and that there's some like he's he's in his basket and then he comes out and he does this thing 398 00:19:56,980 --> 00:20:02,420 where he like kind of folds himself in a way and it looks like folded arms hanging out over the 399 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:09,240 basket i always like that yeah okay snakes can stay i've changed my mind okay all right well 400 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:16,040 snakes today's your lucky day you get a reprieve well thanks for going deep with you francis i feel 401 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:20,380 Like, we got a deep dive into the both of us. 402 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,380 Let's just assess the surface. 403 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:22,520 No, I know. 404 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:24,260 This is, oh, man. 405 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,620 Listeners, you are in for a treat. 406 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,400 Next week it's... 407 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,340 Even deeper. 408 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,980 And harder. 409 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:33,480 Yep. 410 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,100 Aren't you glad you paid? 411 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,760 Aren't you glad you paid? 412 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,620 All right. 413 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,900 Well, thanks for listening. 414 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,080 Bye. 415 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:58,980 The days collect like seven.