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welcome to very fine friends bonus improv improve improv oh i like that uh joe may we please get a

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Your suggestion is photographer.

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Photographer.

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I used to be into photography.

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I had a really nice camera.

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Oh, I can see that for you.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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You're right.

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Yeah.

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I used to invite people to do like photo shoots.

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So I would have like a friend go out into like the middle of a field that we would find.

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And we found like an abandoned bus and I would like photograph her on the bus.

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Oh, yeah.

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And then my other friend, we did like a, oh my God, she's going to hear this too.

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We did a sexy boudoir photo shoot in my dad's bedroom when he was gone.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, I can't think of anything less sexy than Dennis's bedroom.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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But she didn't know.

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You know?

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She thought it was just a spare room.

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Yeah.

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Oh, you let your guests have the primary bedroom?

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, we did some like sexy photos.

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Yeah.

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so

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well

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here's my card

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thank you so much

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um

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I'll just go find

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an abandoned bus

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it's easier than you think

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that's weird

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that there's just like

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abandoned buses

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in the middle of a field

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where else would you

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abandon one

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I don't know

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side of the road

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that's fair

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this one didn't want to be found

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didn't want to help

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yeah

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were there like plants

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growing out of it and stuff

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no but it was really gross

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like the inside

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like all the seats

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were like disintegrating

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you know doesn't have the romance that you would think no but great for a photo shoot

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yeah but then here's here's this funny part so the friend i photographed in the bus she had a

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nose ring and when i got the photos back i had removed it electronically and i forgot to tell her

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and she's like oh you got rid of my nose ring i was like oh yeah i just thought for the picture

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and then she removed it in real life oh wow uh yeah i just didn't want it immortalized

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in print.

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I didn't want my name on it,

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you know?

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Um well you probably did her a favor Yeah She got married and had kids all because of me yeah so you welcome thank you ma we call her janvier

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hmm thanks janvier or you're welcome janvier and now improv

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Happy birthday, Margaret.

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Thank you.

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I want you to open your present.

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Oh, oh, thank you.

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Go ahead.

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A digital SLR camera.

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Oh, yay.

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Don't you love it?

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I love it.

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Oh, this is great.

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I'm so excited.

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I'll go get dressed.

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What?

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Well, I figured you're super stoked to use it.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to get some outfits.

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I'll get a bunch of outfits.

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We'll make a day of it.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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What are we making a day of?

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You're going to photograph me.

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Oh.

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Happy birthday to you.

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I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean, I was thinking,

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like I'm going on a trip to New York next month.

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I was thinking probably like I'd take it for that.

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Oh, definitely.

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I've always wanted to be photographed in New York.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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No, I didn't.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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I didn't mean you'd come with me.

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I just meant like, take pictures of architecture.

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You know, Grand Central.

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Oh, no.

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I don't think the camera would like that.

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Why wouldn't it like that?

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Well, I bought the camera.

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Yeah?

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It's imprinted on me.

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Like a baby duck?

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Yeah.

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I took the first picture of me.

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Wait, wait.

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Oh, my God.

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I know.

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Oh.

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Oh my, ooh.

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I can see everything.

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Wow.

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Happy birthday again, I say.

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Oh.

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Yeah, you...

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I wish you had started with the outfits on this one.

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Margaret.

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Well, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm not trying to body shame.

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I just wasn't expecting to see this much of you.

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I mean, I didn't know we were such good friends, quite frankly.

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Hold on.

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We're co-workers.

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It must have been a weird angle.

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Hold on.

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Let me get undressed.

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Oh, you don't worry about it.

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Here I am nude in your foyer No This is Nope This Well I say this for the camera It is accurate It takes accurate photos

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Wow.

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You're...

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Woof.

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Yeah.

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There's really quite a big gap between the front and the back.

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Woof.

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I can lift my leg behind my head as well.

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Whoa.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Hey!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Ha!

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Okay.

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Okay, well, my family's just inside having brunch.

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Oh, hey, Grandma, sorry.

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No!

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So, all right.

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Lucas, why don't you get dressed?

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And we'll take, you know what, I think those outfits are a good idea.

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Let's do that.

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Great.

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All right.

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Okay, oh, you're wheeling in a wardrobe right now.

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yeah you have you have them with you you you came prepared yeah i got these from hollywoodstudios.com

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forward slash wardrobe whoa okay i got boas i got overalls oh you've got a whole carmen miranda hat

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check it out margaret okay all right um well i guess

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the only way out is through so let's get these photos taken and then

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i'll let you know when they're developed and cut to developing day

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hey marge i'm so excited to pick up my photos oh hey hey hey how's it going oh god i've been

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so excited about this yeah yeah happy week after your birthday to margaret i've yeah i've been

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in the... I've

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been in the studio.

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Thanks for setting up

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a little developing studio

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in my house.

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No problem. It only cost me $1,400.

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Worth it. For art.

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Yeah, well, I'm now

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down to one bathroom in my house.

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That's all you need!

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Yeah, okay, well, alright.

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Let me just hang this up here.

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I'm just clipping it.

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I'm so excited. God,

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I love to feel beautiful.

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Well...

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Yeah.

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Oh my god.

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Wow.

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Lucas...

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What have you done to me, Margaret?

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I sorry I sorry I had No Who is this decomposing wildebeest It Well it you Lucas It you No

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I'm sorry.

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I'm going to ruin your New York trip.

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No.

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I'm going to find a way to ruin your trip.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I'm sorry.

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You got me a very accurate camera.

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You got me a very accurate camera.

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Look.

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Look.

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Just, I'm leaving tomorrow.

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Just don't think about these photos.

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We'll come back.

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I'll do something with Vaseline or something on the lens next time.

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Look, just let me go on my trip in peace, okay?

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Door slam.

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Cut to New York City.

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Ooh.

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Oh, wow.

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The buildings are so tall.

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So beautiful.

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Thanks for inviting me on this girls' trip.

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Uh-huh.

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No problem.

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I just, I have been looking forward to this for a long time.

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Ooh, let me take a picture of you.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh my God.

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Oh.

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Was I cute?

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Right in front of the Chrysler building.

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You were adorable.

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Look.

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Look how cute.

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Oh, wow.

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This woman is a sick monster.

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What?

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What was that?

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Oh, it's New York.

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There's always crazy things being yelled in New York.

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Yeah, that's fair.

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Yeah.

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Here, you're going to have a quick photo.

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Oh, here, you in front of this hot dog cart.

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Yeah, I'm going to have fun.

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So New York.

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I hate her guts and I wish she was dead.

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New York.

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It must be New York.

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I mean, there's so many women around too.

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A big person, this crazy person, can be yelling about anybody.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Here's a poster with her address.

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Wait, that's my address.

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Oh my God, it is.

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What?

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Is that New York again?

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I don't know what's going on.

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I don't know what the point of showing my address is.

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hello show yourself who are you maybe it's that guy in the pickle costume

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i don't know uh let me take a picture just to see

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let me look at this picture oh god my eyes no my eyes it's horrible margaret lucas happy birthday

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unseed

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I'll see you next time.
