welcome to very fine friends bonus improv improve improv oh i like that uh joe may we please get a
Your suggestion is photographer.
Photographer.
I used to be into photography.
I had a really nice camera.
Oh, I can see that for you.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You're right.
Yeah.
I used to invite people to do like photo shoots.
So I would have like a friend go out into like the middle of a field that we would find.
And we found like an abandoned bus and I would like photograph her on the bus.
Oh, yeah.
And then my other friend, we did like a, oh my God, she's going to hear this too.
We did a sexy boudoir photo shoot in my dad's bedroom when he was gone.
Oh, no.
Oh, I can't think of anything less sexy than Dennis's bedroom.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
But she didn't know.
You know?
She thought it was just a spare room.
Yeah.
Oh, you let your guests have the primary bedroom?
Wow.
Yeah.
But yeah, we did some like sexy photos.
Yeah.
so
well
here's my card
thank you so much
um
I'll just go find
an abandoned bus
it's easier than you think
that's weird
that there's just like
abandoned buses
in the middle of a field
where else would you
abandon one
I don't know
side of the road
that's fair
this one didn't want to be found
didn't want to help
yeah
were there like plants
growing out of it and stuff
no but it was really gross
like the inside
like all the seats
were like disintegrating
and
you know doesn't have the romance that you would think no but great for a photo shoot
yeah but then here's here's this funny part so the friend i photographed in the bus she had a
nose ring and when i got the photos back i had removed it electronically and i forgot to tell her
and she's like oh you got rid of my nose ring i was like oh yeah i just thought for the picture
and then she removed it in real life oh wow uh yeah i just didn't want it immortalized
in print.
I didn't want my name on it,
you know?
Um well you probably did her a favor Yeah She got married and had kids all because of me yeah so you welcome thank you ma we call her janvier
hmm thanks janvier or you're welcome janvier and now improv
Happy birthday, Margaret.
Thank you.
I want you to open your present.
Oh, oh, thank you.
Go ahead.
A digital SLR camera.
Oh, yay.
Don't you love it?
I love it.
Oh, this is great.
I'm so excited.
I'll go get dressed.
What?
Well, I figured you're super stoked to use it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
I'm going to get some outfits.
I'll get a bunch of outfits.
We'll make a day of it.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are we making a day of?
You're going to photograph me.
Oh.
Happy birthday to you.
I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean, I was thinking,
like I'm going on a trip to New York next month.
I was thinking probably like I'd take it for that.
Oh, definitely.
I've always wanted to be photographed in New York.
Oh.
No, I didn't.
Okay.
Yeah.
I didn't mean you'd come with me.
I just meant like, take pictures of architecture.
You know, Grand Central.
Oh, no.
I don't think the camera would like that.
Why wouldn't it like that?
Well, I bought the camera.
Yeah?
It's imprinted on me.
Like a baby duck?
Yeah.
I took the first picture of me.
Wait, wait.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Oh.
Oh my, ooh.
I can see everything.
Wow.
Happy birthday again, I say.
Oh.
Yeah, you...
I wish you had started with the outfits on this one.
Margaret.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to body shame.
I just wasn't expecting to see this much of you.
I mean, I didn't know we were such good friends, quite frankly.
Hold on.
We're co-workers.
It must have been a weird angle.
Hold on.
Let me get undressed.
Oh, you don't worry about it.
Here I am nude in your foyer No This is Nope This Well I say this for the camera It is accurate It takes accurate photos
Wow.
You're...
Woof.
Yeah.
There's really quite a big gap between the front and the back.
Woof.
I can lift my leg behind my head as well.
Whoa.
Oh!
Hey!
Oh!
Ha!
Okay.
Okay, well, my family's just inside having brunch.
Oh, hey, Grandma, sorry.
No!
So, all right.
Lucas, why don't you get dressed?
And we'll take, you know what, I think those outfits are a good idea.
Let's do that.
Great.
All right.
Okay, oh, you're wheeling in a wardrobe right now.
yeah you have you have them with you you you came prepared yeah i got these from hollywoodstudios.com
forward slash wardrobe whoa okay i got boas i got overalls oh you've got a whole carmen miranda hat
check it out margaret okay all right um well i guess
the only way out is through so let's get these photos taken and then
i'll let you know when they're developed and cut to developing day
hey marge i'm so excited to pick up my photos oh hey hey hey how's it going oh god i've been
so excited about this yeah yeah happy week after your birthday to margaret i've yeah i've been
in the... I've
been in the studio.
Thanks for setting up
a little developing studio
in my house.
No problem. It only cost me $1,400.
Worth it. For art.
Yeah, well, I'm now
down to one bathroom in my house.
That's all you need!
Yeah, okay, well, alright.
Let me just hang this up here.
I'm just clipping it.
I'm so excited. God,
I love to feel beautiful.
Well...
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Lucas...
What have you done to me, Margaret?
I sorry I sorry I had No Who is this decomposing wildebeest It Well it you Lucas It you No
I'm sorry.
I'm going to ruin your New York trip.
No.
I'm going to find a way to ruin your trip.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
You got me a very accurate camera.
Look.
Just, I'm leaving tomorrow.
Just don't think about these photos.
We'll come back.
I'll do something with Vaseline or something on the lens next time.
Look, just let me go on my trip in peace, okay?
Door slam.
Cut to New York City.
Ooh.
Oh, wow.
The buildings are so tall.
So beautiful.
Thanks for inviting me on this girls' trip.
Uh-huh.
No problem.
I just, I have been looking forward to this for a long time.
Ooh, let me take a picture of you.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Was I cute?
Right in front of the Chrysler building.
You were adorable.
Look.
Look how cute.
Oh, wow.
This woman is a sick monster.
What?
What was that?
Oh, it's New York.
There's always crazy things being yelled in New York.
Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah.
Here, you're going to have a quick photo.
Oh, here, you in front of this hot dog cart.
Yeah, I'm going to have fun.
So New York.
I hate her guts and I wish she was dead.
New York.
It must be New York.
I mean, there's so many women around too.
A big person, this crazy person, can be yelling about anybody.
Yeah, absolutely.
Here's a poster with her address.
Wait, that's my address.
Oh my God, it is.
What?
Is that New York again?
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what the point of showing my address is.
hello show yourself who are you maybe it's that guy in the pickle costume
i don't know uh let me take a picture just to see
let me look at this picture oh god my eyes no my eyes it's horrible margaret lucas happy birthday
unseed
I'll see you next time.