1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,100 ladies and gentlemen i'd like to welcome you to very fun friends 2 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:32,860 don't mind that owl hooting in the background he's just excited about bonus improv 3 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:40,360 joe can we get a suggestion for our improv please 4 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,080 mm-hmm 5 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,100 oh that was like the beginning of jaws 6 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,380 mm-hmm 7 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,720 yeah 8 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,700 mm-hmm 9 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,920 mm-hmm 10 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:55,380 your suggestion is jaws 11 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:56,080 no i'm kidding 12 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,580 your suggestion is weddings 13 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,540 weddings 14 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:01,740 weddings 15 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:04,260 either 16 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:06,540 with d's or with t's take it how you will 17 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:07,780 okay 18 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:08,820 weddings 19 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:12,900 I'm up 20 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:20,300 I think weddings are 21 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,660 exhausting 22 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:26,320 yeah I have a rule and I sometimes break it 23 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,400 it's like people I really like invite me but I usually I'm like I don't want to go to any 24 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,600 yeah don't invite me 25 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:36,220 but I'm sorry I'm like I'm sorry I didn't go to weddings and then someone who's like 26 00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:40,000 a really good friend is like i'd love you if you come to my wedding i'm like what am i gonna say 27 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:47,980 no yeah i know i would have made you come to mine i would have loved to come thank you i appreciate 28 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:52,420 it and i was i would have closed it out it was it was fun i think i closed it out actually 29 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:57,680 i was having so much fun i i stayed till the very end it was fun it was a fun party 30 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:10,460 what was your dance to um uh dancing cheek to cheek heaven i'm in heaven and my heart beats 31 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:20,720 no not not Tony Bennett an older version um Anthony Bennett yeah senior living la vida loca 32 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,860 oh that's sweet yeah what was your favorite part of your wedding 33 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:35,660 um i don't know it was a it was a just like a fun party i don't know i was nice like i didn't 34 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:44,880 i don't i don't know i guess dancing and having fun i think it's drinking i don't know i think 35 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:50,780 it's nice that for like an event like that you get to guarantee that there's no one there that 36 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:51,720 you don't want to see. 37 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,660 You do, but they're inevitably... 38 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:56,120 You could theoretically 39 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,760 cut people out that you don't want to see. 40 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:00,800 But then 41 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,340 you're going to have a lot of headache on your 42 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,360 hands. Oh, like family? 43 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,520 You didn't invite me. 44 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,520 I thought you were dead. 45 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:23,790 Oh no I thought you were dead I went to a funeral I don know whose funeral that was I cried and cried Oh that interesting Yeah It worth it though Yeah When it yours you don It not It more annoying for your guests that don want to talk to that one guest that you had 46 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:24,250 to invite. 47 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:24,630 Yeah. 48 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,370 How many people were there? 49 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,550 80, maybe 100. 50 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:33,230 I don't know. 51 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:33,890 I don't remember. 52 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:35,110 A lot of gifts, huh? 53 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:36,690 I don't remember. 54 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:37,630 Oh my God. 55 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:39,710 The last wedding I went to, I forgot to bring a gift. 56 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:45,850 it's okay you you have a year to give a gift so if you don't i mean not that you need to get one 57 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:50,430 now i'm saying like over a year i think well yeah but i mean like that's that's that's a rule so 58 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:54,350 like no one was like i'm sure no one was like francis didn't bring a gift what was that all 59 00:03:54,350 --> 00:04:01,490 about that's so not also like so many people send gifts like just directly from the registry to 60 00:04:01,490 --> 00:04:05,390 wherever they're going that it's like not showing up with a gift is not a big deal 61 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:07,470 I wouldn't worry about it. 62 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:08,030 I feel a lot better. 63 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:08,470 Good. 64 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:08,990 Yeah. 65 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:12,950 So you just have to hope they didn't realize a year later that you didn't send them anything. 66 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:13,670 Yeah. 67 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:14,710 They got other things going on. 68 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:15,530 Don't dwell on that. 69 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:16,030 Yeah. 70 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:20,670 And now, improv. 71 00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:31,870 Hey, so pretty, pretty fun wedding. 72 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:33,010 Oh, hi. 73 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:33,250 Hi. 74 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:35,710 I'm the bride's uncle. 75 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,350 Bride's uncle. 76 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:38,070 Oh. 77 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:38,930 Steven. 78 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:41,570 Steven, I've heard so much about you. 79 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:42,130 Yeah. 80 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:42,810 Oh, really? 81 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:44,650 That's weird. 82 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:45,170 Yeah. 83 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,310 Juliet, like, I haven't. 84 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:49,770 I've seen her maybe once in my life. 85 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:53,530 I really, I was, you know. 86 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:55,230 Yeah. 87 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:58,810 I'm family, but, you know, I don't really know Juliet that much. 88 00:04:58,930 --> 00:04:59,630 But anyway. 89 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,030 Oh, that's what she told me. 90 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,150 Oh, okay. 91 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:02,410 Yeah. 92 00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:07,970 that tracks that tracks i uh i gotta i'm looking around this wedding i gotta wonder 93 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:17,170 who do you think uh every wedding has that one person that the bride and the groom didn't really 94 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:25,030 want there who do you think that is who do you think that is i'm i'm placing bets i'm placing 95 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:33,410 bets oh i don't know i'm i'm really just here to have a good time and and oh yeah me too me too 96 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:39,970 me too i'm here to have a good time maybe make a little money on my bets what yeah yeah i'm making 97 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:46,970 some bets oh why if you want to get in on that action i don't know hey hey hey i don't know you 98 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:51,030 can't you could you could take the man out of vegas but you can't take the vegas out of the man 99 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:53,230 I'm not legally allowed in Vegas anymore. 100 00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:55,410 Oh, Uncle Steven. 101 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:56,290 Yeah, yeah. 102 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:57,690 Okay, yeah, I heard that too. 103 00:05:58,290 --> 00:05:58,570 Yeah. 104 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:01,970 Anyway, so who do you think it is? 105 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:04,390 Who do you think is the one that's like the embarrassment? 106 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:06,910 The one that they don't want here? 107 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:08,810 I really don't know. 108 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:11,650 Hey, I'll give you 10 to 1 on Aunt Muriel. 109 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:15,610 Okay, I'm not much of a gambler. 110 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:17,790 And I really don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. 111 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:19,410 Oh, hey, hey. 112 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:20,110 But I think it's you. 113 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:20,630 What? 114 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:21,370 No. 115 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:22,370 Yep. 116 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:23,890 If I had to bet, I would say it's you. 117 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:24,670 What? 118 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:36,400 No I not even on my list of potentials You are now because that who I betting Oh no no no All right I putting my name 119 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:38,200 All right, you want to lose your money. 120 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:38,800 Here's $10. 121 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,060 You want to lose $10? 122 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:40,140 Here's $10. 123 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,600 Great, I will take your $10. 124 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,160 Hey, I stuffed it in my bra. 125 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,480 I knew I was going to have to use it. 126 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,980 Hey, I will take it. 127 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:50,280 I will take that sweaty $10. 128 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,880 Good, okay. 129 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,040 What's wrong with your boobs? 130 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,060 Why are they sweating so much? 131 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,500 Nothing's wrong with my boobs. 132 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,820 They're humidifying as per normal. 133 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,820 This $10 bill is soaking wet. 134 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:02,780 Yeah, I've been dancing. 135 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:08,160 All right, well, maybe I'm going to put you down as one of the old sweaty boobs. 136 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:08,580 Well. 137 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,560 Sorry, I didn't get your real name. 138 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:11,300 Christine. 139 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:12,340 Christine, okay. 140 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:15,840 Well, all right, now you and I are both on the list, I guess. 141 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:21,360 Yeah, well, I just feel compelled to tell you that I've seen them both a lot. 142 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,100 We're very good friends. 143 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,460 So there's a very low chance that it's me. 144 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,160 Juliet and what's his face? 145 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:29,300 Yeah. 146 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,380 The guy with the big nose and the skin tag? 147 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,060 Yeah. 148 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,240 I'm calling him skin tag. 149 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,100 Well, please don't. 150 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:37,200 Yeah. 151 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:38,140 He won't mind. 152 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,480 I do it in a fun way. 153 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,340 I do it in a way that's fun. 154 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,400 That's why people like me. 155 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,500 That's why people like me. 156 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,480 Except people in Vegas, which I am not legally allowed back in. 157 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,360 I know, that's tough. 158 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:49,900 They actually invited you? 159 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,740 You have like an invitation? 160 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:51,400 Can I see it? 161 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 162 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:54,120 Here you go. 163 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:55,400 It's an actual invitation. 164 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,340 Oh, that's... 165 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:00,240 That's... 166 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,580 That does not say Stephen on it, though. 167 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:04,960 It says, 168 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,720 my favorite uncle. 169 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:09,580 Okay. 170 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,460 Do they know you're here? 171 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,840 I'm assuming it was me. 172 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:15,140 Look. 173 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:16,880 My gift? 174 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:17,880 My brother... 175 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:21,700 My brother, he doesn't know I do this. 176 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:29,180 But I kind of live in my Pinto around the corner from his house. 177 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:39,580 And I go through his mail just to see if there's anything in there that maybe he doesn't need but I could use. 178 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:48,180 And then I saw this come in and it was addressed to my favorite uncle and I assumed that meant me and not Derek. 179 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:50,740 Who would like Derek best? 180 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:52,060 He's a dentist. 181 00:08:52,340 --> 00:09:02,020 he's been married to the same woman for 37 years how boring i've had six different lives 182 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:08,200 oh yeah oh my god here here he comes here he comes right now oh skin tag don't say that 183 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:14,600 skin tag hey stop it hey skin tag hey skin tag oh my god look what you made me do 184 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:20,760 hey see it's fun right it's not fun nickname i'm so scary skin tech oh my god 185 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,140 It's happening again, man. 186 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,140 My boobs are sweating. 187 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,600 Christine, just lean into it. 188 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,220 I'm panicking. 189 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:29,560 Hey. 190 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:30,700 Mr. Skin Tag. 191 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:31,240 Oh! 192 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,480 Mr. and Mrs. Skin Tag now. 193 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,460 Oh, my God. 194 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:36,740 Am I red? 195 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:38,000 Yeah, yeah. 196 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,240 But also sweaty. 197 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:50,231 People will assume it from the dancing so don worry about it Oh okay Look No you look What would you give me as a nickname if you had to What would I 198 00:09:50,231 --> 00:09:51,911 give you? Yeah, get over here. 199 00:09:53,111 --> 00:09:53,871 I'd give you 200 00:09:53,871 --> 00:09:54,871 Soaked Mammeries. 201 00:09:56,031 --> 00:09:57,271 Soaked Mammeries? Yeah. 202 00:09:57,791 --> 00:09:59,831 That's your nickname. 203 00:10:00,031 --> 00:10:00,831 What are you trying to say? 204 00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:03,351 Soaky Mams. Soaky Mams? 205 00:10:03,571 --> 00:10:05,691 Stop it. That you have so much boob sweat. 206 00:10:05,811 --> 00:10:07,131 You need to stop it right now. 207 00:10:07,491 --> 00:10:09,771 What? You know what they say about weddings, don't you? 208 00:10:10,091 --> 00:10:13,871 that they're a great place to make a little money on side bets. 209 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:14,951 Yes, that's right. 210 00:10:18,371 --> 00:10:19,491 Oh my God, Steven. 211 00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:22,391 Oh my God, I didn't think this was going to happen. 212 00:10:22,811 --> 00:10:24,311 Oh my God. 213 00:10:24,311 --> 00:10:25,811 Oh, what is... 214 00:10:25,811 --> 00:10:30,931 We're not even at a Roy Rogers right now. 215 00:10:31,071 --> 00:10:32,231 Find my skin tags. 216 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:33,891 You have skin tags? 217 00:10:33,991 --> 00:10:34,311 Everywhere. 218 00:10:34,311 --> 00:10:40,371 Christine I gotta tell you this is moving a little fast for me 219 00:10:40,371 --> 00:10:40,851 Oh really? 220 00:10:41,151 --> 00:10:41,411 Yeah 221 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:45,171 I was just here to make a little money 222 00:10:45,171 --> 00:10:46,931 A few side bets 223 00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:47,911 You made it I gave you $10 224 00:10:47,911 --> 00:10:49,731 What's it gonna get me? 225 00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,671 Oh my god they're playing our song 226 00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:55,491 It's the Macarena 227 00:10:55,491 --> 00:10:58,411 We don't have a song 228 00:10:58,411 --> 00:10:58,991 Christine 229 00:10:58,991 --> 00:10:59,491 Christine 230 00:10:59,491 --> 00:11:03,431 I'm gonna unhook my bra just a little 231 00:11:03,431 --> 00:11:05,391 Wait, wait, hang on 232 00:11:05,391 --> 00:11:06,971 Oh my god 233 00:11:06,971 --> 00:11:10,791 Oh god, oh it's just like a 234 00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:13,511 Oh my god, it's like you were pregnant and your water broke 235 00:11:13,511 --> 00:11:15,271 There's just, you took your bra 236 00:11:15,271 --> 00:11:16,351 And there's water everywhere 237 00:11:16,351 --> 00:11:18,131 Maybe later I'll be pregnant for real 238 00:11:18,131 --> 00:11:21,231 Christine, this is a 239 00:11:21,231 --> 00:11:22,831 This is taking a weird turn 240 00:11:22,831 --> 00:11:23,591 It's a wedding 241 00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:26,811 Wait, hey, Julia, hey, Julia 242 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,891 Hey, it's Uncle Stevie 243 00:11:28,891 --> 00:11:30,371 Get away from us 244 00:11:30,371 --> 00:11:32,211 Sorry about that 245 00:11:32,211 --> 00:11:34,071 I'm over 40 and single 246 00:11:34,071 --> 00:11:37,131 I just wanted to ask her about 247 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,411 Who the black sheep at this wedding was 248 00:11:39,411 --> 00:11:40,431 Oh yeah we need to know 249 00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:41,311 Come here hold me 250 00:11:41,311 --> 00:11:41,871 Christine 251 00:11:41,871 --> 00:11:43,771 Hey the black sheep 252 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,771 Juliet is it 253 00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:47,851 Oh I'm Christine 254 00:11:47,851 --> 00:11:48,971 I'm drunk 255 00:11:48,971 --> 00:11:51,431 Christine you sloppy bitch 256 00:11:51,431 --> 00:11:52,651 Why'd you call me over here 257 00:11:52,651 --> 00:11:54,811 Look at me and Steven 258 00:11:54,811 --> 00:11:56,591 Oh my god 259 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,471 Your boob sweat is all over him 260 00:11:58,471 --> 00:11:59,651 You marked him as yours 261 00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:00,571 He wanted it 262 00:12:00,571 --> 00:12:02,611 Oh, Steve, you dirty dog. 263 00:12:02,951 --> 00:12:04,631 We need to settle a bet. 264 00:12:05,571 --> 00:12:09,371 Which one of us is the one that's not wanted here? 265 00:12:10,131 --> 00:12:11,931 Why are you going to get to just us? 266 00:12:13,571 --> 00:12:14,011 Okay. 267 00:12:14,911 --> 00:12:18,491 I wasn't going to reveal this, but clearly you guys have gotten serious, 268 00:12:18,491 --> 00:12:20,011 so I feel like I should tell you the truth. 269 00:12:20,591 --> 00:12:20,991 No. 270 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:25,411 The person that we didn't ultimately want at this wedding 271 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:30,191 is the love child that we know that you two are going to conceive tonight. 272 00:12:30,571 --> 00:12:32,451 You know what that means? 273 00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:34,411 We gotta go. 274 00:12:36,971 --> 00:12:39,671 No, Soaky Mams, no! 275 00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:42,531 Bye, Skintech. 276 00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:44,011 Scene.