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in my bathroom there is a door like an exit door and the door has a big window on it

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which i find annoying quite frankly because it lets so much light in and i it's impossible to

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get the bathroom dark if you want it dark so i have to shut my bathroom door every night

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but i can still see light coming anyway that's not the point of the story

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i'm riveted and today we had like pest control come over and they just spray like every

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month or two or something they just spray the outside of the house right

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thankfully i knew that they were coming because i was in my bedroom and then like i you could

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see it in my bathroom there's just like you can see a dude walking like right by that

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window and I was like, ah. But luckily

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I knew that he was coming because otherwise

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that would have been terrifying.

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And I don't know what I would have done. If there was just

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a stranger in my

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backyard, I don't know how I would handle that.

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Well, let's find out right now.

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I'm outside. I'm here.

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I don't know this person.

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Hmm.

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Oh! What?

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Hey!

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Why are you...

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Villain tent.

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Did you say

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villain tent?

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No. I'm gonna hurt you.

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Oh. I'm trying the door

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now. You probably just

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need to get to know me a little better. Come on in.

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Can I offer you some tea?

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Let me flip a coin.

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All right. I'll come in.

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Oh, good. I'm glad the coin

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said you could come in.

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Who is teasing?

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You've reformed me.

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Oh, you have no more

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villain tent? No.

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You live.

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Great. Well, now I know. Perfect. Invite the man in. Good. Thank you.

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Oh, thank you.

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Yeah, that was good.

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I was hoping I would find an organic way to mention our podcast on our podcast.

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I'm glad that worked out.

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Welcome to Friends Like Us.

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you might have to sneak into our backyard and try and wrassle it out of us jiggle our door a little

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bit i'd be so worried that immediately i'd have to go to the bathroom someone was trying my door

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like you'd think the that would make you need to go to the bathroom because it would make me

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like my nerves like i told you i'm not gonna repeat it but i told you about my when i was

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the bathroom when i thought someone was breaking in i couldn't like get off because i was like now

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i have to go more just a second hold on no funny business can you just be cool pause your intent

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pause your villain tent i know but i heard it has villain yeah that's a good pun

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yeah thank you because he's a villain yeah that also sounds like a fun little idea a

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villain tent where all the bad guys are in one tent yep what are they doing in there i don't

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know don't don't you want to go they're sharing ideas yeah weaponry recipes holding up heads

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oh yeah you're comparing their kills oh yeah yeah good for the villains i'm glad they found each

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other stay busy and i hope it's a big tent with lots of different kinds of villains yeah like a

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big carnival tent yes literally and that figurative big tent concept yeah yeah i hope they're doing

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well villains if you're out there listening and we know you are drop us a line let us know how

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you're doing and just so we can clear this up right now there is a distinction between villains

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and predators oh yes yeah no predators we just have a be cool predators just just for once in

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your life be cool yeah villains have a more noble agenda i would say it's more of a lifestyle choice

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to be a villain yeah and usually comes with money that that's nice and cool clothing oh yeah you

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have to have a custom outfit to be a villain i know i love that about them because yeah villains

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um send us pics of of your custom outfits on any of our social media platforms we're at flu pod

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official. Let us know what you're wearing and how you're doing. Quick interruption. Every week on

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the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own secret word.

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conversation without the other person noticing. If the other person can correctly guess the secret

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word, they get a point. And right before we die, we add up all the points. And then we get a prize,

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whoever has the most points for guessing the most secret words. Here's Joe with today's secret words.

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Jenna's secret word is sociology. Francis's secret word is electrodes. Back to the pod.

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jenna what would your villain costume be it's a good question oh well do you have one in mind

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let me think about mine well i used to get kind of scared by the imagery of hellraiser

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like pinhead oh yeah um so something like that like where things were like sticking out all over

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me like needles or electrodes or like i don't know like knives or something oh okay well so

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you're going like hardcore scary scary yeah like you're gonna comply just based on my devilish

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symmetry i like i'm thinking more along the lines of like i'd have like a van dyke mustache

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goatee situation and probably a cape of some kind that's that's more my villain style

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i like the all black i do all black too you want to look like you might be about to rob a train

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yeah about to rob a train or stop or i'd break into um an art opening at a museum and as everyone's

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having their drinks and then i like come in and like command the room and for some reason nobody

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stops me right then and there even though i'm way outnumbered yeah that kind of a villain

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that kind of gives people a rush of endorphins yeah yeah yeah the fun kind of villain cool so

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Is that really a villain?

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You're right.

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And he's there supporting the arts.

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This is just anti-mustache propaganda.

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I know.

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What's more supportive of the arts than wanting to take it for yourself and keep it in your own home?

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You're absolutely right.

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I support it so much.

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I want it all.

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Just buy the museum.

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You don't got to take anything out then.

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What if you could keep your money and have the art?

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Oh, good old stealing.

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That's the villain way of thinking.

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You gotta start thinking like a villain.

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Yeah, plus they're gonna have to have such a nice place to put it all,

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they probably are tapped.

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Oh, I'm definitely a underground lair type of villain.

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Oh, yeah, me too.

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And I want to have, like, exposed cave in my living room.

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I'm gonna have a sunken living room.

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I want to keep that earthy cave look.

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But definitely the sunken living room.

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I probably have a jukebox, too, because I think that's fun.

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Okay, suddenly, your guy sounds cool, and my weird guy seems like a monster.

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I thought it was a weird choice.

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Tell us about where he lives.

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Well, he can't be underground now, because then he's just too crazy.

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No, he could be underground.

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No, he's in a penthouse.

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All right, that's fun.

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He's the opposite of underground.

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And his friends love him.

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Of course they do.

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He's kind.

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to just his friends yes yes he's not a villain against people yeah he's a villain against ideas

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what is how does he commit his villainry he mostly blogs

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he's a keyboard villain he's so self-conscious about his

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knives oh oh so that's not like a choice to scare people that's just a deformity i made him a villain

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because of my small mind.

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He scared me once.

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Talking about my neighbor.

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So he's got a blog?

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That's how he terrorizes the world?

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Yeah.

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He criticizes ideas.

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He's just in his penthouse,

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just typing away.

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Well, I bet our villains would be friends.

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What's your villain's name?

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Eduardo the Mysterious.

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I don't know.

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Eduardo.

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Eduardo.

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I like it.

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Like how he invented a name for your villain.

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Thank you.

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I don't know why,

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but that's his name.

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What's your villain's name?

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Carlos Electrodes.

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Ooh.

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So do the things that are sticking out of him,

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are they like electrodes?

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They buzz.

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Okay.

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And if he arrives to go to the hospital,

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he's already good to go.

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They don't have to do anything

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because they could just put the clamps on

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his existing

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deformities.

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assuming something

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is clamp related that he's going to the

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hospital for, he'll go to that

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specific hospital.

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Clamp general.

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What if he breaks his leg?

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He can figure that out at home.

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they can't do anything for a broken leg it's like a toe

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pretty sure that's not true

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only if the bone comes out of the skin is a problem

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oh so

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people with broken legs they just kind of have to

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walk it off you go to

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walkersandcanes.com

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and that's your new life now

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take some adjusting

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but you'll get used to it

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alright well I'm glad we figured that out

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I think it's time for our first segment

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which is the invention of the week

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inventions

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what do you got for me francis um got a real winner and it comes with accessories

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oh nice yeah sold separately of course yeah this is america we're not giving it away

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I know.

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My APS bill is going up, up, up and away.

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You know how some people spill food on themselves and they eat?

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I do know that.

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And it's always like, oh, they're wearing a nice shirt.

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Why now?

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Why today of all days?

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Why does the food I'm eating have to not match the clothes I'm wearing?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So you know.

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I know.

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Listeners, I've never, this is not a Jenna problem.

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I've never, ever seen Jenna ever spill food.

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And I never have.

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Or will.

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Or will, yeah.

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Yeah, thank you.

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We sounded like Martians there.

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Anyway, so...

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Not one single Martian?

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Damn it.

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So here's the invention.

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The invention is a...

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It's not a collar.

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You put it over your neck like a cape,

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and it comes down over the front of you,

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and at the bottom where it meets the table,

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It swoops up so that anything you drop will never land upon you.

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So it's a bib.

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No No Okay It derived of a bib but but we we improving on it okay so how is this

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improving because you just keep the bottom of it on the table i know the listeners at home couldn't

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see the look of pure shock that i even asked that question oh my god a bib is for a baby this is for

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an adult so it's made of wouldn't an adult bib just be a bigger version of a baby bib

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okay all right all right keep going tell why don't you let him explain his genius before you

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persecute him like this right i need um i'm cool but i think let's picture it it is not a bib

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okay yeah you're thinking get it out oh gone it um it go on i'm listening it's bib like

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in the sense that it covers you as would a bib but it's made of silicone and it's moldable

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silicone because the heights come at different tables and you mold it to the table you're at

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so the food slides down like a big slide let me tell you about the accessories i think that

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might set this apart okay it also has a um a man tie accessory where it's like a little sleeve that

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you put your tie in and it clings via static so if you if you didn't want to use the non-bib

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but you were wearing a tie

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and you didn't want to ruin your nice tie

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now you're in a tie sleeve

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and the tie sleeve can look like a tie

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why wouldn't you just put the bib over the tie

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if you didn't want to use

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it's not a bib

253
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if you didn't want to use the cool

254
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non-bib

255
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so you want your tie to still be loose and flopping around

256
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this is in the absence of

257
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the new cool invention

258
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oh

259
00:14:53,195 --> 00:14:55,115
if you only want to protect your tie

260
00:14:55,115 --> 00:14:56,035
yeah if you didn't want to

261
00:14:56,035 --> 00:14:58,175
That's not really an accessory

262
00:14:58,175 --> 00:14:59,835
so much as a different thing.

263
00:15:03,615 --> 00:15:06,435
That's just a Ziploc bag for your tie.

264
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,215
I could see

265
00:15:10,215 --> 00:15:10,795
that.

266
00:15:16,555 --> 00:15:18,015
What's another accessory?

267
00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:22,135
Okay, here's

268
00:15:22,135 --> 00:15:23,935
this is cool.

269
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You're like this one.

270
00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:29,895
it's instead of a non-bib,

271
00:15:30,935 --> 00:15:33,495
you've gotten in my head on this bib thing.

272
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:35,275
So far from reality.

273
00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:37,615
Anyway, so there's, you know,

274
00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:43,215
you know those thin, thin plastic material

275
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where you can like rip it off and it's very thin plastic?

276
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Or can you just imagine that?

277
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:49,715
Very thin plastic?

278
00:15:49,835 --> 00:15:50,875
Yeah, super thin.

279
00:15:51,235 --> 00:15:51,395
Yeah.

280
00:15:51,615 --> 00:15:53,475
It would have to have like a suffocation warning.

281
00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:54,055
It's so thin.

282
00:15:54,595 --> 00:15:54,855
Okay.

283
00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:55,355
Thin, thin.

284
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,495
like Chinese take out plastic bag thin

285
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okay

286
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you get those

287
00:16:02,475 --> 00:16:04,375
similar to that but it has like a cling

288
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a static cling and you basically

289
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:08,015
can rip it off and just like

290
00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:10,595
over your shirt and it's just

291
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there hanging

292
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if you don't want to wear the other thing

293
00:16:14,735 --> 00:16:16,395
but then the

294
00:16:16,395 --> 00:16:18,755
selling feature of your non-bib

295
00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:20,755
seemed to be that you could put the thing

296
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on the table so that

297
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nothing would fall under your lap

298
00:16:24,195 --> 00:16:31,635
yeah so with that thing yeah do you then put the bottom of that like on the table yeah you do

299
00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:41,095
yeah you do okay yes you do uh-huh uh-huh yeah yeah that's what that's right you got it okay

300
00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:41,155
okay

301
00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:52,435
another completely exasperated look from francis this still feels like a bib to me

302
00:16:52,435 --> 00:16:52,695
No.

303
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:54,795
Give it a name.

304
00:16:55,075 --> 00:16:57,215
We'll start calling it by its name.

305
00:16:57,915 --> 00:16:59,875
This is not going to help my case.

306
00:17:00,695 --> 00:17:02,115
What was your name?

307
00:17:02,115 --> 00:17:03,675
It's going to be called the Bababe.

308
00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:06,095
Bababe?

309
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:06,655
Yeah.

310
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,295
It's for hotties.

311
00:17:09,015 --> 00:17:09,895
It's for sizzlers.

312
00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:11,655
Bababe.

313
00:17:12,075 --> 00:17:13,655
Is it too soon to pivot to a different invention?

314
00:17:14,675 --> 00:17:15,195
Yes.

315
00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:15,615
Okay.

316
00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:17,695
Wait, is it too soon?

317
00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:18,035
Wait.

318
00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:19,095
You can't pivot.

319
00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:19,435
Okay.

320
00:17:19,435 --> 00:17:20,135
This is the invention.

321
00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:20,635
Okay.

322
00:17:20,635 --> 00:17:22,035
I think that the

323
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scoop

324
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you're not really

325
00:17:25,895 --> 00:17:28,675
you would love the scoop and imagine if you gave it to

326
00:17:28,675 --> 00:17:30,795
imagine you could drop something

327
00:17:30,795 --> 00:17:32,175
on it and watch it zoom

328
00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:33,995
like a hot wheel

329
00:17:33,995 --> 00:17:35,595
yeah

330
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,895
on the table

331
00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:39,855
like doing a rant

332
00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:42,375
then you think

333
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,075
you're imagining people are going to love this so much

334
00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:46,495
they're going to be deliberately spilling soup and watching it

335
00:17:46,495 --> 00:17:47,735
fly

336
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:49,795
so then is there also something for liquids

337
00:17:49,795 --> 00:17:51,535
to prevent it from coming out the sides?

338
00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:53,835
Yeah, a

339
00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:55,495
soup guard. Okay.

340
00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:57,795
It's just a little lip. Yeah.

341
00:17:57,915 --> 00:17:58,755
On the sides.

342
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:01,635
This is similar

343
00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:03,815
to, and don't be angry.

344
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,515
So my, like,

345
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,095
little nieces and nephews,

346
00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:11,835
they have bibs that at the

347
00:18:11,835 --> 00:18:13,875
bottom, it's

348
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,635
folded, it's like, kind of like,

349
00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:17,735
there's like a cup tray

350
00:18:17,735 --> 00:18:19,735
thing at the bottom, so that when they

351
00:18:19,735 --> 00:18:21,635
drop food it falls into that thing

352
00:18:21,635 --> 00:18:23,095
it doesn't fall on their lap

353
00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:25,615
really? it's like the new design

354
00:18:25,615 --> 00:18:26,615
new design?

355
00:18:27,335 --> 00:18:27,575
yeah

356
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:31,695
who did this? no granted it doesn't go

357
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:32,315
on the table

358
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:34,915
I don't know who did it I don't know

359
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:36,555
so they got halfway there and they needed me to

360
00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:38,255
they needed you to snap it off

361
00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:41,115
there's also the How I Met Your Mother with Bro Bibs

362
00:18:41,115 --> 00:18:42,115
which is very similar

363
00:18:42,115 --> 00:18:43,795
I don't watch that show

364
00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:46,155
in How I Met Your Mother

365
00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:48,335
Barney invents Bro Bibs

366
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,475
which is a bib that covers you,

367
00:18:50,555 --> 00:18:52,135
but it looks like whatever you're wearing

368
00:18:52,135 --> 00:18:54,695
so you don't lose the effect of your nice clothes.

369
00:18:57,395 --> 00:18:58,235
For real?

370
00:18:58,475 --> 00:18:58,955
Yeah.

371
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,395
I love how into that idea you are.

372
00:19:01,895 --> 00:19:02,135
Yeah.

373
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,155
So it's like if you're wearing a nice suit and tie,

374
00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,355
the bib looks like your suit and tie.

375
00:19:08,135 --> 00:19:08,615
Oh.

376
00:19:12,035 --> 00:19:12,475
Okay.

377
00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:13,635
Well.

378
00:19:14,055 --> 00:19:15,535
I still like myself.

379
00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:18,135
Oh, that's good.

380
00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:20,335
Yeah, Joe's showing him a picture of the bro bib.

381
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:22,415
Maybe I should have watched that show.

382
00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:24,915
It's too late.

383
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:27,015
There's no going back.

384
00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:27,595
You can't now.

385
00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:29,855
Well, the tie thing is still cool.

386
00:19:30,355 --> 00:19:31,875
The Ziploc bag for your tie?

387
00:19:32,235 --> 00:19:33,055
It's a cling.

388
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,355
It's not that.

389
00:19:37,115 --> 00:19:39,775
You said there's a sleeve that you put your tie in.

390
00:19:39,775 --> 00:19:44,835
Yes, and then you use your fingers and thumb to cling it onto your tie.

391
00:19:44,955 --> 00:19:47,575
It uses static cling proprietary technology.

392
00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:49,995
Oh, good. It's proprietary. I'm glad you've invented that.

393
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:55,815
Yeah. A lot of business people are really scared to mess up their nice ties.

394
00:19:56,835 --> 00:19:57,095
Yeah.

395
00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:59,835
Every time you're at a restaurant and you hear a man say,

396
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:01,855
Son of a... that's what happened.

397
00:20:04,015 --> 00:20:08,395
But with this, he can just take his tie and dip it in his soup and laugh.

398
00:20:10,135 --> 00:20:12,155
He really could. That could be the commercial.

399
00:20:13,115 --> 00:20:13,375
Yep.

400
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,995
I am

401
00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:18,115
embarrassed now.

402
00:20:18,495 --> 00:20:18,975
Why?

403
00:20:19,755 --> 00:20:22,535
Because of the stupid show and what they did to me.

404
00:20:22,915 --> 00:20:23,795
How I Met Your Mother?

405
00:20:23,975 --> 00:20:24,175
Yeah.

406
00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:26,995
Your idea is still different from that.

407
00:20:26,995 --> 00:20:28,255
Yeah, better even.

408
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,955
I was worried when you started out

409
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:33,435
because you said you don't have nice clothes.

410
00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:35,595
You don't want them to get ruined.

411
00:20:35,615 --> 00:20:36,695
Oh, you immediately went there?

412
00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:38,955
In my head, that's what I thought.

413
00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:41,575
Yeah, but you did make it a little different.

414
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:51,875
So I will say the little, the one, the baby bib thing with the little like holder at the bottom that the food drops into, that isn't, that doesn't always work.

415
00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:56,955
I do think if you could actually like mount it to the table, that would be a better way to do it.

416
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:04,355
Plus, if you're eating like a really nice meal, then you want to save that bite, presumably, because it's an expensive bite.

417
00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:04,875
Oh, yeah.

418
00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:07,175
Our slogan could be more lobster.

419
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:11,055
Bib, babe, more lobster.

420
00:21:11,575 --> 00:21:19,355
thank god i have such great inventions as loose tubes under my name already

421
00:21:19,355 --> 00:21:29,575
and shark foot or shark toes shark foot shark foot shark yeah this is a one for you one for

422
00:21:29,575 --> 00:21:36,795
them situation yeah it's all right everything's cool i feel like this would sell because it does

423
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:43,995
we have empirical evidence to prove wait a minute wait a minute we live in a capitalist society

424
00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:48,355
we have to do this that's true there has to be other versions that people can go to

425
00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:52,855
i'm that's what i'm saying i think it would sell because it does sell so and ours is 12 cents

426
00:21:52,855 --> 00:22:01,775
cheaper nice yeah why 12 because if it's a lot more cheap then people are like why yeah well i

427
00:22:01,775 --> 00:22:02,795
I totally agree with that.

428
00:22:02,895 --> 00:22:03,335
There is,

429
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,735
there is something about like the,

430
00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:08,295
yeah.

431
00:22:08,415 --> 00:22:09,715
When you see something that's like,

432
00:22:09,835 --> 00:22:11,815
why are you like half the price?

433
00:22:11,815 --> 00:22:12,095
Yeah.

434
00:22:12,395 --> 00:22:15,635
Like the sociology of buying a cheaper item.

435
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:15,935
It's like,

436
00:22:15,995 --> 00:22:18,175
did I just make a worse choice?

437
00:22:18,435 --> 00:22:18,615
Yeah.

438
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,675
How bad is this?

439
00:22:19,795 --> 00:22:20,015
Yeah.

440
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:21,895
But we're right there.

441
00:22:22,095 --> 00:22:22,995
But we're like close,

442
00:22:23,095 --> 00:22:23,615
but just,

443
00:22:23,755 --> 00:22:25,055
I think maybe a,

444
00:22:25,055 --> 00:22:27,015
a dollar 12.

445
00:22:27,455 --> 00:22:27,615
Oh,

446
00:22:27,675 --> 00:22:28,235
because if it's just,

447
00:22:28,575 --> 00:22:30,175
if it's just 12,

448
00:22:30,175 --> 00:22:32,055
then that's too close.

449
00:22:32,255 --> 00:22:34,075
Then a name brand might beat us out.

450
00:22:34,115 --> 00:22:35,015
I like that. $1.12.

451
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,155
Alright, cool. So whatever you're going to buy

452
00:22:38,155 --> 00:22:40,255
it's going to be $1.12 cheaper than anything

453
00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:41,455
similar to on the market.

454
00:22:41,675 --> 00:22:43,575
But the quality will be better.

455
00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:45,495
Much better because we're using the same factories

456
00:22:45,495 --> 00:22:47,815
they use. But with our proprietary

457
00:22:47,815 --> 00:22:49,395
technology. Bingo.

458
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:50,275
Yes.

459
00:22:51,775 --> 00:22:52,915
Sugar crush.

460
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:55,555
Do we have any alternate

461
00:22:55,555 --> 00:22:56,175
names?

462
00:22:57,355 --> 00:22:59,495
Yeah, I was thinking

463
00:22:59,495 --> 00:23:02,815
bud bib.

464
00:23:03,155 --> 00:23:04,495
I guess it has been a bib.

465
00:23:05,015 --> 00:23:05,515
It's a bib.

466
00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:07,015
There, it's a bib.

467
00:23:07,515 --> 00:23:07,915
It's okay.

468
00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:08,695
I feel good now.

469
00:23:08,695 --> 00:23:11,815
You invent a variation of something that already exists.

470
00:23:11,935 --> 00:23:12,295
That's okay.

471
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,015
That's allowed.

472
00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:14,095
Buddy B.

473
00:23:15,035 --> 00:23:15,795
B, bud.

474
00:23:17,955 --> 00:23:18,795
Catch fall.

475
00:23:20,075 --> 00:23:22,495
And there's a lot of money to be made these days

476
00:23:22,495 --> 00:23:24,475
in making adult versions of kid things.

477
00:23:25,975 --> 00:23:26,495
Yeah.

478
00:23:26,955 --> 00:23:28,615
This could be actually a sleeper.

479
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:32,275
that comes out and is like our top performing invention.

480
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:33,175
Yeah.

481
00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:38,075
I think probably mainly because of our proprietary technology.

482
00:23:38,495 --> 00:23:39,215
Oh, yeah.

483
00:23:39,775 --> 00:23:40,515
Trust me.

484
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,735
I stayed all night in my lab on that one.

485
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:49,595
I don't know what that wine was.

486
00:23:49,615 --> 00:23:50,735
Son of a...

487
00:23:50,735 --> 00:23:52,755
I hired businessmen to test mine.

488
00:23:56,175 --> 00:23:57,855
But this still equally is bad.

489
00:23:58,615 --> 00:24:01,275
But I don't pay for the rune close.

490
00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:02,195
Thank you, goodbye.

491
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,175
No, you volunteered for this.

492
00:24:04,215 --> 00:24:04,975
This is a non-paying.

493
00:24:04,995 --> 00:24:05,455
Why are you here?

494
00:24:05,615 --> 00:24:08,415
We'll send you a free one when it finally comes out.

495
00:24:08,575 --> 00:24:08,875
Yeah.

496
00:24:09,775 --> 00:24:13,075
Think you get your body back from science when you donate your body to science?

497
00:24:13,275 --> 00:24:14,095
I didn't think so.

498
00:24:14,295 --> 00:24:14,975
I wonder if you could.

499
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,435
Donate your body to science and then get it back?

500
00:24:18,435 --> 00:24:19,295
Just ask for it later.

501
00:24:19,355 --> 00:24:20,295
Be like, hey, where's grandma?

502
00:24:21,455 --> 00:24:23,275
Isn't that loaning your body to science?

503
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,635
What if you scratched out the one word?

504
00:24:25,635 --> 00:24:32,555
science i heard sometimes they blow those bodies up i think that's probably why they don't because

505
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:36,135
i don't think they want to give it back like they do weird stuff to those bodies

506
00:24:36,135 --> 00:24:40,495
got to one of them in my lab testing this

507
00:24:40,495 --> 00:24:46,655
why are you sawing my arm off shut up it's part of the invention for the bib

508
00:24:46,655 --> 00:24:53,835
gotta see it how it handles blood oh it'd be good for our villains yeah you're right as soon

509
00:24:53,835 --> 00:24:55,495
as I started talking about blowing up bodies, I was like, oh,

510
00:24:55,675 --> 00:24:57,475
there's a spare head. I don't want to

511
00:24:57,475 --> 00:24:59,755
get anything

512
00:24:59,755 --> 00:25:01,875
on my all black unitard

513
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,815
or my cape. Or your Van Dyke

514
00:25:03,815 --> 00:25:05,635
mustache. Or my Van Dyke mustache. Oh, is there

515
00:25:05,635 --> 00:25:06,675
a mustache

516
00:25:06,675 --> 00:25:09,915
guard, too? Yeah, of course.

517
00:25:10,215 --> 00:25:11,875
And you can actually take, there's

518
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:13,635
a kit where you can mold your stash

519
00:25:13,635 --> 00:25:16,175
on your stash

520
00:25:16,175 --> 00:25:17,915
and then send it in and we make

521
00:25:17,915 --> 00:25:19,975
a custom guard. Oh,

522
00:25:20,075 --> 00:25:21,095
nice. Yeah.

523
00:25:21,095 --> 00:25:24,035
it's like doing one of those like tooth guard things

524
00:25:24,035 --> 00:25:24,895
but for your mustache

525
00:25:24,895 --> 00:25:27,975
absolutely yeah so it's clean clean baby

526
00:25:27,975 --> 00:25:29,855
so just as long as your mustache is always

527
00:25:29,855 --> 00:25:31,795
exactly that length and that shape

528
00:25:31,795 --> 00:25:33,935
you can actually use it to

529
00:25:33,935 --> 00:25:34,755
trim

530
00:25:34,755 --> 00:25:37,895
put it on and then anything that falls

531
00:25:37,895 --> 00:25:39,115
below yeah but

532
00:25:39,115 --> 00:25:53,710
so you going under the bib to trim that their business everyone has a their own way of doing things you know like shoes and socks did you know that some people put on their one sock then one

533
00:25:53,710 --> 00:25:57,550
shoe then the other sock then the other shoe i did know that because i'm one of those people

534
00:25:57,550 --> 00:26:04,650
oh my god oh wow well i can tell you why okay i have a good reason curious i put my left sock on

535
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,070
first and then

536
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:08,830
I'm standing next to my bed

537
00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,670
when I do this. I put my left

538
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,790
sock on first and then I pick up my left

539
00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:14,650
shoe and then because my foot's already like up

540
00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:16,750
on my knee to put the sock on, I put

541
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:17,270
my shoe on.

542
00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:20,830
So it just like makes more sense. I'm doing one at a time.

543
00:26:22,010 --> 00:26:22,250
Okay.

544
00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:24,790
And then also like, then if you put your

545
00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:26,770
sock, and then I'm not putting my sock down on

546
00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:28,730
the ground so that it could pick up any like lint

547
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:29,650
or hair or anything.

548
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:32,170
So I'm keeping it fresh

549
00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:34,550
from the ground. You're not a freak.

550
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:39,670
thank you thank you for understanding yeah no that is the only explanation at me like

551
00:26:39,670 --> 00:26:43,870
he can't believe that he's in the same room with me well we just trust our floors

552
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:48,410
i don't trust my floor yeah you just put your socks in the bed

553
00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:55,450
put put on my socks on the bed no like take your socks out of your drawer put them on the bed

554
00:26:55,450 --> 00:27:01,630
try it yeah wait what do you mean put them on the bed no i are you not envisioning how i'm doing

555
00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:03,690
this? I'm standing next to my

556
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,390
bed. Yeah, you know how I feel about the bed.

557
00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:08,510
No, no.

558
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:11,590
I don't understand your point. I'm still gonna have to put them

559
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:12,130
on my feet.

560
00:27:14,230 --> 00:27:15,790
So then if I put one sock

561
00:27:15,790 --> 00:27:17,650
on, like the left, and then I put one on the

562
00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:19,410
right, I'm standing in those socks.

563
00:27:20,350 --> 00:27:21,490
And they're on the ground.

564
00:27:22,050 --> 00:27:23,530
Maybe you could do a

565
00:27:23,530 --> 00:27:24,670
demonstration later for us.

566
00:27:25,290 --> 00:27:27,370
I will. Okay. I will show you.

567
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:28,670
Just socks and shoes.

568
00:27:30,110 --> 00:27:30,370
Yeah.

569
00:27:31,630 --> 00:27:32,070
Yeah.

570
00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:34,750
I'll be fully naked.

571
00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:35,990
I'll put shoes on.

572
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:36,850
Thank you.

573
00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:38,350
Wonderful.

574
00:27:39,210 --> 00:27:40,130
Excited to be there.

575
00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:42,330
All right.

576
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,330
Well, any other thoughts on the babe?

577
00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:45,990
It's catchy, right?

578
00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:47,210
Babe.

579
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,670
No, my thoughts are, it's a moneymaker.

580
00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:54,670
My thoughts are, I'm wonderful.

581
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:56,270
My thoughts are, buy it.

582
00:27:57,150 --> 00:27:57,470
All right.

583
00:27:57,490 --> 00:27:59,210
Well, those are my thoughts, too.

584
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:07,610
yeah you really got something here another successful invention go to friendslikeuspod.com

585
00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:18,230
to pick up your babe more lobster i know i hate when i'm at a restaurant and i get out of my chair

586
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:23,770
and i look down it's like oh man half my lobster's on the ground i know this is like the american

587
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:30,390
problem yeah and then i you know it's lobster so you still eat it but of course it's been on the

588
00:28:30,390 --> 00:28:34,530
ground you eat it off the ground but we won't let a sock touch the ground but we will eat this

589
00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:41,310
lobster my mouth will oh i don't use my hands to pick it off i go mouth first to the lobster

590
00:28:41,310 --> 00:28:47,770
on the ground i know we as your friends we hold you upside down like a keg stand but for lobster

591
00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:54,310
the lobster vacuum yep that's that's what they called me in college i think lobster mop has a

592
00:28:54,310 --> 00:29:06,150
better ring but lobster mop yeah a lobster mop we should get lobster later okay sounds good

593
00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:14,810
does actually sound does sound really good yeah i think that does it for the invention of the week

594
00:29:14,810 --> 00:29:21,750
it's time for our next segment world war me

595
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:30,930
breaking news the very fine friends have declared world war me

596
00:29:30,930 --> 00:29:43,870
in this segment we are going to pitch our skills in an apocalypse scenario why would you want to

597
00:29:43,870 --> 00:29:52,690
be with us in an apocalypse i'll be judging which of you two is more valuable in an apocalypse

598
00:29:52,690 --> 00:30:00,170
situation based on what we say or based on what you know both but the former is more important

599
00:30:00,170 --> 00:30:08,410
so okay make good pitches okay francis you go first how i'd be useful in an apocalypse yeah

600
00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:13,610
i mentioned in a previous episode that i can vibrate popcorn at almost supersonic speeds

601
00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:25,650
that is on the table okay um i also have super good reflexes so like when the heat the heat's

602
00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:34,490
like really on like let me explain okay one time i was in new york state um and my some random

603
00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:38,670
i don't know their relationship but they were a family member of some kind and they were a baby

604
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,490
like a toddler-ish

605
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:42,590
and um

606
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,490
we were on the patio and they had like

607
00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:46,750
metal furniture with like

608
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,630
sharp corners and I was

609
00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:50,410
talking to like the mom of the baby

610
00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:54,130
and

611
00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:56,210
the baby was like running around

612
00:30:56,210 --> 00:30:58,730
and out of my peripheral vision like she

613
00:30:58,730 --> 00:31:00,770
like tripped on the deck and I

614
00:31:00,770 --> 00:31:02,810
just like reached out and snagged her from like mid

615
00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:04,470
air but I wasn't even like watching her

616
00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:06,810
and she was about to like land in the

617
00:31:06,810 --> 00:31:07,350
corner of the

618
00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:14,410
thing i don't even care about children so you don't even know what this baby's relationship

619
00:31:14,410 --> 00:31:20,310
is to the family you just know it's part of the family and it's a baby yeah yeah and i saved it

620
00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:25,270
wow that was and i was in the middle of a conversation so multitasking huge in the

621
00:31:25,270 --> 00:31:32,170
apocalypse because you have to hold a gun with one hand and um probably i would think um food

622
00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:34,050
in the other because in the apocalypse

623
00:31:34,050 --> 00:31:35,730
you eat on the run.

624
00:31:36,510 --> 00:31:37,710
I can cook

625
00:31:37,710 --> 00:31:40,090
with limited ingredients. I know how to

626
00:31:40,090 --> 00:31:40,830
make a fire

627
00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:42,870
using

628
00:31:42,870 --> 00:31:45,090
non-traditional ingredients.

629
00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:47,130
Okay.

630
00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:49,950
Like what kind of non-traditional ingredients?

631
00:31:51,530 --> 00:31:52,090
Gasoline?

632
00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:54,290
No.

633
00:31:54,550 --> 00:31:56,170
I know how to make a fire. I don't think that's

634
00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:57,890
flammable. That seems a little

635
00:31:57,890 --> 00:32:00,090
untraditional. Remember how I told you I could vibrate popcorn?

636
00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:01,770
Yeah. I could do this with wood.

637
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:10,330
until it sparks oh my god the pen just lit on fire um i can also also i'm fair so you know in

638
00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:14,690
the apocalypse there won't like people will be beefing because they no longer have the threat

639
00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:18,850
of a police state to keep them in check yeah so now they're going to be more in each other's faces

640
00:32:18,850 --> 00:32:29,130
so i can be like hey you guys i saw the whole thing brad has a valid perspective but

641
00:32:29,130 --> 00:32:31,470
Jake

642
00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:33,270
you do too

643
00:32:33,270 --> 00:32:35,050
let me explain what I saw buddies

644
00:32:35,050 --> 00:32:37,150
let's go out and get some

645
00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:37,990
buffalo

646
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:41,570
and be cool there's not a lot of us we gotta stay friends

647
00:32:41,570 --> 00:32:43,750
also

648
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:45,710
I'm willing to lower my standards sexually

649
00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,790
in the apocalypse

650
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:49,690
because it's

651
00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:50,550
no longer about

652
00:32:50,550 --> 00:32:53,670
you know it's not sex in the city

653
00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:55,590
it's

654
00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:57,790
boinking

655
00:32:57,790 --> 00:32:58,490
in the apocalypse

656
00:32:58,490 --> 00:33:10,410
yes yeah so i'm just saying like okay i'm cool down to clown um also i'm crazy

657
00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:18,670
that's true i'm nuts also with inventions like the babe imagine what i could do in the apocalypse

658
00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:23,490
you name a problem i solve it problem solver

659
00:33:23,490 --> 00:33:28,530
would you would that be your career would you be like like a tinkerer

660
00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:35,250
like an inventor you're creating little gadgets for people yeah they they come in at the end and

661
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:40,610
around the fire that i started we all talk about our day and the problems we had and i write down

662
00:33:40,610 --> 00:33:45,110
the problems on paper i stole from a store that doesn't matter it's not stealing anymore

663
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:49,370
and i write them down and the next day i get to work on the problems

664
00:33:49,370 --> 00:33:53,190
that's pretty valuable

665
00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:56,770
definitely no one would want to kill that guy

666
00:33:56,770 --> 00:34:00,410
that guy's a net benefit to the community

667
00:34:00,410 --> 00:34:04,070
you thought about way more ways than I did

668
00:34:04,070 --> 00:34:08,810
yeah I have a feeling that Jenna's getting the axe on this one but we'll see how she

669
00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:11,310
justifies herself I'll see I'll see what I can do

670
00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:16,870
okay I am a really good judge

671
00:34:16,870 --> 00:34:24,330
of a situation like of what's going on like kind of immediately like I can tell like people's vibes

672
00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:29,090
with each other and like what's actually going on or if two people are interacting it'd be like

673
00:34:29,090 --> 00:34:35,510
I like I could tell people's motivations like for example like one time I was at a concert

674
00:34:35,510 --> 00:34:45,410
and I saw two people in the crowd and I turned to the person I was with and I was like

675
00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:52,710
that lady is i bet you that that lady is the drummer's girlfriend and i bet you that that

676
00:34:52,710 --> 00:35:00,630
lady is his sister later after the show in the bar i was confirmed right when the band came out

677
00:35:00,630 --> 00:35:07,610
and the guy like kissed the girl and then i heard the other one saying oh yeah i'm his sister

678
00:35:07,610 --> 00:35:11,810
i was like i just gleaned that information just by looking at these two people

679
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:18,430
I can figure out situations like that pretty well and just like almost immediately like I can I can

680
00:35:18,430 --> 00:35:27,290
suss out a vibe okay stop yawning I'm just teasing that's cool I also have a very very good sense of

681
00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:36,550
time like I'm very aware of how much time it takes to do things and also like at any given moment I

682
00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:41,510
can tell you like yeah it's about this much time has elapsed or it's about this time of day like I

683
00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:47,010
can get pretty close like when i wake up in the middle of the night i can guess what time it is

684
00:35:47,010 --> 00:35:52,330
within five minutes without looking at like before looking at a clock so having

685
00:35:52,330 --> 00:36:03,170
within five minutes i can also make fire using gasoline sorry that's been claimed

686
00:36:03,170 --> 00:36:06,470
I also can

687
00:36:06,470 --> 00:36:08,890
find creative uses

688
00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:10,870
for limited ingredients

689
00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:12,350
I'm very efficient

690
00:36:12,350 --> 00:36:14,730
I'm short

691
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:17,070
so when we have to do a lot

692
00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:18,490
of walking through narrow

693
00:36:18,490 --> 00:36:20,290
or like short tunnels and caves

694
00:36:20,290 --> 00:36:22,830
I won't have to crouch down as far as other people

695
00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:24,770
so I won't get tired as quickly

696
00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:26,330
also means that you walk slower

697
00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:30,810
but I can just take more steps

698
00:36:30,810 --> 00:36:32,710
I'll match your strides

699
00:36:32,710 --> 00:36:33,910
don't worry

700
00:36:33,910 --> 00:36:35,050
yeah

701
00:36:35,050 --> 00:36:38,550
where are you on the boinking

702
00:36:38,550 --> 00:36:41,050
in text because so far

703
00:36:41,050 --> 00:36:42,530
you're the only

704
00:36:42,530 --> 00:36:44,710
I actually

705
00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:47,010
am going to heighten my standards

706
00:36:47,010 --> 00:36:52,630
I'm going to be real picky

707
00:36:52,630 --> 00:36:55,010
that could create value

708
00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:56,470
for you yeah and

709
00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:58,810
it will also create value for anyone that I

710
00:36:58,810 --> 00:37:00,710
choose to be with because

711
00:37:00,710 --> 00:37:05,830
they'll be like okay this is that like that's a very like affirming thing like you know my

712
00:37:05,830 --> 00:37:12,330
standards are higher than they used to be so if you made the cut it's valuable post-apocalyptic

713
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:17,230
war zone i'm sure everyone will be respecting our preferences yeah yeah oh dad i mean it's

714
00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:20,870
it's still gonna be a society

715
00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:30,390
i mean for five minutes or so but jenna can always tell us how long

716
00:37:30,390 --> 00:37:38,030
I'm going to tell you exactly down to the minute how long it was a society before it devolved into chaos.

717
00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:40,450
Also, Jenna's better at situational comedy.

718
00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:44,610
So I bet you that could work in your favor.

719
00:37:45,170 --> 00:37:53,510
Versus Francis, I feel like I have the ability to kind of generally get along with more people.

720
00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:56,250
Because I don't get as angry as Francis does.

721
00:37:56,250 --> 00:38:00,470
I feel like France quickly flips a switch where he's like, I'm done with you now.

722
00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:03,770
And I could put up with people a little bit longer.

723
00:38:04,110 --> 00:38:07,230
And so you're going to be dealing with a whole bunch of people that you hate.

724
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:11,250
So even though you're a fair person, Francis, I think I am a fair person, too.

725
00:38:11,730 --> 00:38:14,370
But I don't lose my patience as much as you do.

726
00:38:15,050 --> 00:38:17,170
But I do think it's a good point.

727
00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:17,990
So I need to counter it.

728
00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:21,990
I do think in an apocalypse situation, I could hide my...

729
00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:26,530
I could hide that better because I know it's important to hide it.

730
00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:40,665
And if anyone was truly going to be a problem well we would just snuff them out So you just saying in an apocalypse situation you just be more like me This is the Babelhoff

731
00:38:42,585 --> 00:38:45,765
I guess I would, but that's called adaptability.

732
00:38:46,305 --> 00:38:48,345
Putting the adaptability in Francis's abacus.

733
00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:50,285
Yeah, well, I'm adaptable too.

734
00:38:50,345 --> 00:38:51,425
That's what I was just saying.

735
00:38:51,965 --> 00:38:53,005
I'm adaptable.

736
00:38:53,945 --> 00:38:55,805
Also, I'll bring a gun.

737
00:38:56,525 --> 00:38:57,505
I'll have a gun.

738
00:38:58,065 --> 00:38:59,025
And a car.

739
00:38:59,025 --> 00:39:00,305
Wait a minute.

740
00:39:00,305 --> 00:39:02,965
Those are two pretty big pluses, I have to say.

741
00:39:03,085 --> 00:39:03,605
A gun and a car?

742
00:39:03,745 --> 00:39:04,345
A gun and a car.

743
00:39:05,205 --> 00:39:07,285
I will provide both of those things.

744
00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:12,545
Well, I'm bringing a different gun and a different car.

745
00:39:13,605 --> 00:39:15,085
And my car is a bus.

746
00:39:15,085 --> 00:39:17,965
Yours has pictures of the Gordons on the back of it.

747
00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:20,845
That's a green stolen vehicle.

748
00:39:20,965 --> 00:39:23,865
You're going to invent the guan in the apocalypse.

749
00:39:24,665 --> 00:39:27,045
Well, no, but your thing is trying to take away the guns.

750
00:39:27,585 --> 00:39:29,165
You're a guan grabber.

751
00:39:29,165 --> 00:39:29,525
Yeah.

752
00:39:29,525 --> 00:39:31,485
That was before society fell.

753
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,705
Now that it's gone, I turn the button off.

754
00:39:34,285 --> 00:39:34,945
Let's go get them.

755
00:39:35,365 --> 00:39:36,445
Look at all the guns I brought.

756
00:39:37,825 --> 00:39:40,205
But you disabled that when they hit that ceiling,

757
00:39:40,385 --> 00:39:44,685
that metal seal, the magnets on the roof that broke the guns.

758
00:39:45,065 --> 00:39:47,145
You ruined a whole bunch of guns, Francis.

759
00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:50,505
All I've ever done is want guns to work.

760
00:39:51,705 --> 00:39:53,685
I have knives too, which are quieter than guns,

761
00:39:53,785 --> 00:39:54,945
and you might need to be quiet sometimes.

762
00:39:54,945 --> 00:39:58,365
and you've already prepared for

763
00:39:58,365 --> 00:40:00,505
crash course driving on bumper

764
00:40:00,505 --> 00:40:02,445
boulevard yeah my whole life has led me

765
00:40:02,445 --> 00:40:04,325
up to this yeah okay well here's something

766
00:40:04,325 --> 00:40:06,545
I know how to not crash

767
00:40:06,545 --> 00:40:08,125
a car when I drive

768
00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:10,505
in fact I do it all the

769
00:40:10,505 --> 00:40:10,905
time

770
00:40:10,905 --> 00:40:14,505
so we've made

771
00:40:14,505 --> 00:40:15,125
our case

772
00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:18,165
yeah also

773
00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:18,865
I'm easy

774
00:40:18,865 --> 00:40:22,665
don't forget I'm not easy

775
00:40:22,665 --> 00:40:24,745
all right

776
00:40:24,745 --> 00:40:34,125
well yeah okay i've decided uh i think you both have a lot to bring to the table but jenna i

777
00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:41,185
think you would be too logic driven in an apocalypse scenario i think francis's ability to

778
00:40:41,185 --> 00:40:48,345
make up an answer that sounds correct when that when you question his thinking is just indicative

779
00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:52,805
of how well he'd be able to weasel around in an apocalypse situation i feel like he would

780
00:40:52,805 --> 00:40:54,185
Despite his short fuse?

781
00:40:55,385 --> 00:40:57,106
Have you ever seen my short fuse?

782
00:40:57,265 --> 00:40:58,685
Well, no, because I don't piss you off.

783
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,665
You're so delightful.

784
00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:01,825
Thank you.

785
00:41:01,945 --> 00:41:03,305
Another reason why I should be around.

786
00:41:04,345 --> 00:41:05,185
Francis likes me.

787
00:41:05,185 --> 00:41:05,705
Too late.

788
00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:08,565
You killed your sister.

789
00:41:12,025 --> 00:41:15,805
So Francis is just a better liar, and then that's why I lose?

790
00:41:15,805 --> 00:41:19,145
I think Francis would survive longer.

791
00:41:20,005 --> 00:41:21,005
I think, yeah.

792
00:41:22,805 --> 00:41:23,585
Oh, man.

793
00:41:23,765 --> 00:41:24,185
It's okay.

794
00:41:24,325 --> 00:41:25,565
You're not being killed.

795
00:41:25,645 --> 00:41:26,705
You're just being ostracized.

796
00:41:26,705 --> 00:41:32,145
You could technically prove him wrong by joining another clan and being useful.

797
00:41:34,106 --> 00:41:34,705
Okay.

798
00:41:35,145 --> 00:41:41,465
I'll join that clan and then we'll conquer your clan with kindness.

799
00:41:42,065 --> 00:41:42,345
Okay.

800
00:41:43,445 --> 00:41:46,665
I'll drive over with my gun in my car.

801
00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:47,425
Kill you all.

802
00:41:47,765 --> 00:41:49,305
The smile on my face.

803
00:41:50,985 --> 00:41:51,765
Thank you.

804
00:41:51,765 --> 00:41:54,485
it's nice to win something. It's been a long time since I won something.

805
00:41:55,065 --> 00:41:55,945
That's not true.

806
00:41:56,685 --> 00:41:57,425
That's not true?

807
00:41:58,765 --> 00:42:00,145
Oh, yeah.

808
00:42:00,265 --> 00:42:01,225
You constantly win.

809
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:04,205
If you go to friendslikeuspod.com

810
00:42:04,205 --> 00:42:05,365
and look at the score for

811
00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:07,225
who's winning on the secret words,

812
00:42:07,685 --> 00:42:09,405
Francis is winning on the secret words.

813
00:42:10,085 --> 00:42:10,885
Big time.

814
00:42:11,285 --> 00:42:11,565
Wow.

815
00:42:12,845 --> 00:42:14,025
It's because I'm easy.

816
00:42:16,145 --> 00:42:16,985
That's not why.

817
00:42:16,985 --> 00:42:18,865
No, it's not. It's brain stuff.

818
00:42:19,345 --> 00:42:20,305
Yeah, it's brain stuff.

819
00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:25,545
That's the other reason I'm picking you in this scenario is because with your lower standards, I might finally be able to make it happen.

820
00:42:26,606 --> 00:42:27,005
Thanks.

821
00:42:27,505 --> 00:42:28,385
That's why they're low.

822
00:42:30,865 --> 00:42:31,585
All right.

823
00:42:31,585 --> 00:42:40,925
Well, I guess I'll be ostracized and you guys will be having fun cooking things with your limited ingredients.

824
00:42:41,445 --> 00:42:43,285
My limited ingredients fire.

825
00:42:44,845 --> 00:42:47,845
That has been World War Me.

826
00:42:50,305 --> 00:43:01,025
it's time for one final thing the big question the question is very big

827
00:43:01,025 --> 00:43:06,465
okay so this actually is kind of not i would say it's related it's not related at all i wish i

828
00:43:06,465 --> 00:43:15,525
hadn't spoken but here's the question okay this is a question about prison let's say you're in prison

829
00:43:15,525 --> 00:43:17,265
go on

830
00:43:17,265 --> 00:43:22,165
for defaming my character during world war me

831
00:43:22,165 --> 00:43:23,665
you've been imprisoned

832
00:43:23,665 --> 00:43:27,345
now it's a normal prison

833
00:43:27,345 --> 00:43:29,185
I'm not saying it's light security

834
00:43:29,185 --> 00:43:30,325
I'm not saying it's maximum security

835
00:43:30,325 --> 00:43:31,945
it's just it's prison

836
00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:32,725
okay

837
00:43:32,725 --> 00:43:36,705
you have to find a way

838
00:43:36,705 --> 00:43:38,725
to break out of prison

839
00:43:38,725 --> 00:43:40,606
how are you getting out of prison

840
00:43:40,606 --> 00:43:42,545
it's just a life sentence

841
00:43:42,545 --> 00:43:44,085
so you can't just say oh wait

842
00:43:44,085 --> 00:43:45,825
there's nothing to wait for

843
00:43:45,825 --> 00:43:46,485
okay

844
00:43:46,485 --> 00:43:49,725
um

845
00:43:49,725 --> 00:43:51,225
and don't do the plot of Shawshank

846
00:43:51,225 --> 00:43:53,245
okay

847
00:43:53,245 --> 00:43:56,825
don't do that

848
00:43:56,825 --> 00:43:57,765
either

849
00:43:57,765 --> 00:44:01,545
I would learn

850
00:44:01,545 --> 00:44:02,965
magic

851
00:44:02,965 --> 00:44:04,785
not to escape

852
00:44:04,785 --> 00:44:07,365
like room magic

853
00:44:07,365 --> 00:44:08,606
yeah like great like

854
00:44:08,606 --> 00:44:11,305
sleight of hand magic stuff like that

855
00:44:11,305 --> 00:44:11,545
right

856
00:44:11,545 --> 00:44:19,825
and i'd be so good at it like david blaine level good like people would want like i would well

857
00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:24,185
aside from the fact that i would then like be ruling this prison everyone would like i would

858
00:44:24,185 --> 00:44:31,325
have no problems in this prison because everyone would love me so much but then they'd then they'd

859
00:44:31,325 --> 00:44:35,685
start telling like their family members to come to visit right and then so then suddenly people

860
00:44:35,685 --> 00:44:45,145
would start coming to visit this prison to see me to see me do magic because everyone would want

861
00:44:45,145 --> 00:44:50,625
to see it and like again this is like david blaine level stuff so like like one minute like

862
00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:58,385
one minute i'm in the cafeteria and then i just start levitating right and then people are like

863
00:44:58,385 --> 00:45:00,885
whoa, they're running around.

864
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:02,925
Like, what is going on?

865
00:45:04,325 --> 00:45:10,525
And then, so then it becomes like this, like, crazy attraction that gets, like, people, like,

866
00:45:10,565 --> 00:45:14,445
are now, strangers are now visiting this prison because they want to see this, right?

867
00:45:15,345 --> 00:45:22,985
So it becomes, like, such a phenomenon that people know about and is, like, so widely

868
00:45:22,985 --> 00:45:30,505
that it basically it would behoove the prison to actually start selling tickets to this to

869
00:45:30,505 --> 00:45:36,165
actually make it some kind of a theme park or an amusement park people want to come and see me

870
00:45:36,165 --> 00:45:43,585
so it's like let's monetize this eventually they make this prison

871
00:45:43,585 --> 00:45:50,225
they make this prison a theme park

872
00:45:50,225 --> 00:46:00,425
that i am in people pay tickets they come they they get to like sit in the cafeteria with me

873
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:04,425
then when i start levitating or if i'm out in the yard and then suddenly like

874
00:46:04,425 --> 00:46:08,305
disappear and i'm on top of like the guard tower or something

875
00:46:08,305 --> 00:46:19,945
they get to watch all this so then basically i've converted this prison is no longer a prison

876
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:25,065
it's a theme park so i'm no longer in prison anymore i'm in a theme park what the prison is

877
00:46:25,065 --> 00:46:31,405
yes but you're still in it yes you could apparently but eventually they'd be like

878
00:46:31,405 --> 00:46:38,245
when you see your value to society the judge came to one of your shows yeah the whole parole

879
00:46:38,245 --> 00:46:45,505
board was there they loved it they keep coming back and so eventually they're like we see your

880
00:46:45,505 --> 00:46:50,485
value now we also think maybe you are falsely imprisoned because how could someone that could

881
00:46:50,485 --> 00:46:57,445
do all this ever commit the crime that you were accused of we are going to release you on the

882
00:46:57,445 --> 00:47:03,525
condition that you just come and this is your job for the rest of your life that's some release

883
00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:05,485
you're free.

884
00:47:05,485 --> 00:47:05,965
Get back.

885
00:47:06,425 --> 00:47:08,385
But the thing is, I love the magic.

886
00:47:08,665 --> 00:47:11,025
It's like, oh no, you got me.

887
00:47:11,106 --> 00:47:13,165
No, but I actually love it, so it's not really a prison.

888
00:47:13,905 --> 00:47:14,745
That's beautiful.

889
00:47:15,025 --> 00:47:15,445
Thank you.

890
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,265
I'll make sure all of my magic is prison-themed

891
00:47:19,265 --> 00:47:21,325
so that they have

892
00:47:21,325 --> 00:47:23,425
to keep it in the prison and they have to change

893
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:23,885
the prison.

894
00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:27,025
It can't just be like, oh, well, we'll put you

895
00:47:27,025 --> 00:47:28,465
somewhere. So then I'm

896
00:47:28,465 --> 00:47:31,545
effectively changing that prison into the theme park.

897
00:47:33,025 --> 00:47:33,425
Yeah.

898
00:47:33,525 --> 00:47:41,325
i've thought about this a lot yeah that was like yeah i think it would work yeah well it's no

899
00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:47,345
longer like you said it's no longer a prison yep exactly well done thanks look out david blaine

900
00:47:47,345 --> 00:47:51,106
i'd vote for you to get out if i was on the on the parole board well i know you would you've

901
00:47:51,106 --> 00:47:58,965
been to my show 17 times yeah i'm the guy in the background wow oh my god sugar crush

902
00:47:58,965 --> 00:48:04,745
i used her when she was innocent i was always innocent baby

903
00:48:04,745 --> 00:48:14,065
cool wow that's that works yeah that's how i'd get out how about you i don't know um i see

904
00:48:14,065 --> 00:48:19,525
another reason why you wouldn't be good in an apocalypse i don't know okay um i would use blood

905
00:48:19,525 --> 00:48:25,845
so uh you know those blood capsules you can get from spirit or whatever yeah i would have someone

906
00:48:25,845 --> 00:48:29,805
get me some capsules,

907
00:48:30,025 --> 00:48:31,245
blank empty capsules.

908
00:48:33,065 --> 00:48:33,465
No.

909
00:48:34,405 --> 00:48:35,845
I'd have them give me the blood ones.

910
00:48:36,365 --> 00:48:37,725
I'm cutting out the middle man real quick.

911
00:48:37,825 --> 00:48:39,525
I was going to bleed myself slowly over time,

912
00:48:39,645 --> 00:48:42,106
but now I realize if I'm just going to make my own blood capsules,

913
00:48:42,165 --> 00:48:43,385
why don't I just buy blood capsules?

914
00:48:43,905 --> 00:48:45,106
See? I'm pivoting.

915
00:48:46,345 --> 00:48:47,725
Anyway, so I would have someone

916
00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:50,106
get smugglers in a prison for me

917
00:48:50,106 --> 00:48:51,045
and I would save a lot of them.

918
00:48:51,885 --> 00:48:53,045
And then I would eat them.

919
00:48:53,045 --> 00:48:58,265
and then I would make it look like I was bleeding out of my eyes and my nose

920
00:48:58,265 --> 00:49:00,465
and the toilet bowl would be full of fake blood

921
00:49:00,465 --> 00:49:03,485
and I would pretend to be severely injured

922
00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:07,626
and then I would get to the, they would take me to the prison hospital

923
00:49:07,626 --> 00:49:11,525
and I would have a seizure, fake one

924
00:49:11,525 --> 00:49:18,185
and I would train over many months to lower my pulse

925
00:49:18,185 --> 00:49:20,805
by breathing work

926
00:49:20,805 --> 00:49:22,565
and they would be like

927
00:49:22,565 --> 00:49:24,885
we're not equipped here

928
00:49:24,885 --> 00:49:27,465
by all standards his heart rate should be going up

929
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:27,945
he should be

930
00:49:27,945 --> 00:49:31,285
in tachycardia right now

931
00:49:31,285 --> 00:49:33,785
but he's not

932
00:49:33,785 --> 00:49:35,745
he's in bradycardia

933
00:49:35,745 --> 00:49:40,005
and then they would get me into the

934
00:49:40,005 --> 00:49:42,065
I almost said ATV

935
00:49:42,065 --> 00:49:43,045
ambulance

936
00:49:43,045 --> 00:49:45,065
and they would drive me to a hospital

937
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,585
and

938
00:49:46,585 --> 00:49:49,305
I would get to the room

939
00:49:49,305 --> 00:49:52,185
and escape.

940
00:49:54,665 --> 00:49:57,045
So your plan is just to be

941
00:49:57,045 --> 00:50:01,165
trick them into taking you to a place that's not the prison

942
00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:05,045
and then you just escape? How do you escape there? Wouldn't they have you handcuffed to the bed

943
00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:09,045
and have a guard outside your door? Yeah, they are. I'm stronger than a handcuff

944
00:50:09,045 --> 00:50:12,345
because the handcuff would be on the bed rail and I would break the bed rail off.

945
00:50:12,925 --> 00:50:15,585
Is another thing you practice along with lowering your heart rate?

946
00:50:15,585 --> 00:50:17,405
I just know I can do it.

947
00:50:17,685 --> 00:50:18,565
I don't even have to practice.

948
00:50:18,805 --> 00:50:20,606
I can rip the side of the bed off

949
00:50:20,606 --> 00:50:22,745
due to my strength and my rage.

950
00:50:23,445 --> 00:50:24,205
That you mentioned.

951
00:50:25,465 --> 00:50:25,865
That's true.

952
00:50:27,985 --> 00:50:29,285
Yeah, this thing's coming off.

953
00:50:29,285 --> 00:50:30,945
And then as the guard walks in...

954
00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:33,145
So you just have to imagine someone cut you off in traffic?

955
00:50:33,345 --> 00:50:33,626
All right.

956
00:50:34,005 --> 00:50:35,745
I'm like, hold on, I'm getting into the zone.

957
00:50:37,085 --> 00:50:39,365
Yeah, and then I would just assault the guard

958
00:50:39,365 --> 00:50:40,825
with the bed rail.

959
00:50:41,945 --> 00:50:43,745
And while he's down, I would take the key,

960
00:50:43,885 --> 00:50:44,885
get the handcuff off,

961
00:50:44,885 --> 00:50:52,126
that's it i'm out i'm free um i feel like this is probably been tried by prisoners before

962
00:50:52,126 --> 00:51:03,205
faking a medical emergency to get out and then well maybe you none of them have ever been blood

963
00:51:03,205 --> 00:51:07,225
capsules that's true the truth of getting away with anything is being believable

964
00:51:07,225 --> 00:51:09,165
yeah

965
00:51:09,165 --> 00:51:10,925
and

966
00:51:10,925 --> 00:51:12,265
yours is better

967
00:51:12,265 --> 00:51:13,005
I will say

968
00:51:13,005 --> 00:51:14,065
well mine's a little

969
00:51:14,065 --> 00:51:14,965
more doable

970
00:51:14,965 --> 00:51:16,825
I think that's

971
00:51:16,825 --> 00:51:17,645
well I don't know

972
00:51:17,645 --> 00:51:18,225
it's a little more

973
00:51:18,225 --> 00:51:18,785
practical

974
00:51:18,785 --> 00:51:20,165
maybe

975
00:51:20,165 --> 00:51:20,985
we're gonna have to

976
00:51:20,985 --> 00:51:21,345
go to prison

977
00:51:21,345 --> 00:51:22,005
different prisons

978
00:51:22,005 --> 00:51:22,845
and try this out

979
00:51:22,845 --> 00:51:24,126
all right

980
00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:24,525
deal

981
00:51:24,525 --> 00:51:26,465
okay

982
00:51:26,465 --> 00:51:28,185
all right

983
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:31,200
Both equally valid ways of getting out of prison.

984
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,020
Yeah, don't try this, prisoners.

985
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,180
No, prisoners, if you're listening, and we know you are because they're making you.

986
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:36,540
Yeah.

987
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,000
Prisons play this over the speakers.

988
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:40,380
While you're trying to sleep.

989
00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:40,580
24-7.

990
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:40,940
Yeah.

991
00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:44,840
Because they're nice and you enjoy it.

992
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:46,800
That's why they do that.

993
00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:47,040
Yes.

994
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:47,660
It's not a punishment.

995
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,100
You're welcome, prisoners.

996
00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:50,700
Normally it costs money.

997
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:52,220
Yeah, that's right.

998
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,680
You're getting it for free.

999
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,400
Human money.

1000
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,760
Not prisoner money like you have.

1001
00:51:58,300 --> 00:52:00,700
Yeah, don't send us cigarettes.

1002
00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:01,860
We don't need them.

1003
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,220
I appreciate you trying to pay.

1004
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:05,320
Yeah, we don't need that.

1005
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:06,440
We love you guys.

1006
00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:07,780
Yeah, hang on to those cigarettes.

1007
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,040
Buy yourself something nice in the store, the commissary.

1008
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,640
Yeah, like a match for your cigarettes.

1009
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:14,260
Yeah.

1010
00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:18,400
But don't light people on fire, okay?

1011
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,240
No.

1012
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:20,360
Don't do that.

1013
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,500
That's how you stay in prison.

1014
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:21,860
Yeah.

1015
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,560
Francis is on the parole board.

1016
00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:27,680
I need to see you put people out if they're on fire.

1017
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:28,280
Yes.

1018
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,220
That's how you get out.

1019
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:29,540
Yeah.

1020
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,340
A little free advice from us to you, prisoners.

1021
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:34,700
I haven't been a lawyer in a while.

1022
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:35,860
That could be legal advice.

1023
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:36,720
Okay, yeah.

1024
00:52:36,780 --> 00:52:37,700
That's good legal advice.

1025
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,840
Don't set people on fire.

1026
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,100
I think every lawyer would agree with that.

1027
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:43,740
Yeah.

1028
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:46,540
So you're in the majority with your fellow lawyers.

1029
00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:47,260
Thank you.

1030
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,360
That's law school 101.

1031
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,380
Yeah, that's literally a first day.

1032
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:50,760
Yeah.

1033
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:52,720
They have it written on the chalkboard when you walk in.

1034
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:53,440
They light someone on fire.

1035
00:52:53,580 --> 00:52:54,040
What do you do?

1036
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:55,840
Don't do that.

1037
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:57,060
That's right.

1038
00:52:57,060 --> 00:52:58,660
Go back in time and don't do it.

1039
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:11,545
We answered the big question The big question Only one thing left to do Yeah Secret words Totally I have a couple guesses for you

1040
00:53:11,585 --> 00:53:12,225
Shoot, a couple?

1041
00:53:12,445 --> 00:53:13,025
I have a couple.

1042
00:53:13,425 --> 00:53:13,825
Fudge.

1043
00:53:14,185 --> 00:53:14,465
Okay.

1044
00:53:14,905 --> 00:53:15,925
Well, go ahead.

1045
00:53:16,025 --> 00:53:17,025
I know you have some for me.

1046
00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:17,745
I saw you writing.

1047
00:53:17,745 --> 00:53:18,105
I do.

1048
00:53:18,345 --> 00:53:18,605
Okay.

1049
00:53:21,245 --> 00:53:22,165
Should I go first?

1050
00:53:22,185 --> 00:53:22,485
Yeah, go ahead.

1051
00:53:22,565 --> 00:53:22,765
Okay.

1052
00:53:23,185 --> 00:53:23,965
I have two guesses.

1053
00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:27,725
Electrodes?

1054
00:53:28,865 --> 00:53:29,905
What's your second guess?

1055
00:53:29,905 --> 00:53:40,385
tachycardia it was electrodes yes no no this is the best feeling in the world i'm not gonna light

1056
00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:53,385
you on fire oh oh man no whoo i want to chase this high no no no no villain tent

1057
00:53:53,385 --> 00:54:01,585
shoot i thought i was being so smooth oh i thought i'd get it right away you know

1058
00:54:01,585 --> 00:54:06,645
it was ballsy saying it twice i know i almost said mine twice and then i was like

1059
00:54:06,645 --> 00:54:12,085
don't force it jenna you got it in once and i don't think he noticed so shit so it can't be

1060
00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:18,325
that one well i still want to hear all of your guesses when did you wait let me just ask you

1061
00:54:18,325 --> 00:54:22,485
yeah you saw me writing a lot of these down yep was it anywhere near the time that you said it

1062
00:54:22,485 --> 00:54:23,485
Nope.

1063
00:54:23,485 --> 00:54:26,705
No, I want to hear what your guesses were.

1064
00:54:26,705 --> 00:54:27,705
Okay.

1065
00:54:27,705 --> 00:54:29,705
It's one of the hooves.

1066
00:54:29,705 --> 00:54:30,705
Yeah, it was.

1067
00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:31,705
I'll say hooves.

1068
00:54:31,705 --> 00:54:32,705
You did.

1069
00:54:32,705 --> 00:54:33,705
Yeah, you did.

1070
00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:35,705
No, I know I did, but I say that in real life.

1071
00:54:35,705 --> 00:54:36,705
It's not a...

1072
00:54:36,705 --> 00:54:37,705
This is real life.

1073
00:54:37,705 --> 00:54:38,705
I didn't say it.

1074
00:54:38,705 --> 00:54:49,549
I said I do say it The first thing I wrote down before I realized I said it first was lobster So that not one of them Well you getting better though You catching yourself I am getting better I wrote down keg stand

1075
00:54:50,569 --> 00:54:50,929
Okay.

1076
00:54:51,169 --> 00:54:53,829
Which I think I set you up for so.

1077
00:54:53,929 --> 00:54:54,669
That probably isn't it.

1078
00:54:54,749 --> 00:54:56,129
Yeah, when you said we're holding you up.

1079
00:54:56,309 --> 00:54:57,469
Yeah, you said keg stand.

1080
00:54:57,469 --> 00:54:59,069
I just described what you were talking about.

1081
00:54:59,249 --> 00:55:00,129
So it's not keg stand.

1082
00:55:00,529 --> 00:55:00,889
Nope.

1083
00:55:01,289 --> 00:55:02,289
It's not behoove.

1084
00:55:02,389 --> 00:55:03,309
It isn't levitating.

1085
00:55:03,389 --> 00:55:04,129
You said that one twice.

1086
00:55:04,229 --> 00:55:05,049
I thought that could have been it.

1087
00:55:05,749 --> 00:55:07,729
And monetize, you said.

1088
00:55:08,709 --> 00:55:10,209
And those are none of them are it.

1089
00:55:10,329 --> 00:55:10,529
Nope.

1090
00:55:11,049 --> 00:55:12,869
Just one quick Hail Mary.

1091
00:55:13,289 --> 00:55:15,469
Can you tell me what segment we were when you said it?

1092
00:55:15,629 --> 00:55:16,309
Invention of the week.

1093
00:55:17,809 --> 00:55:18,869
I don't have another guess.

1094
00:55:18,969 --> 00:55:19,209
I'm done.

1095
00:55:19,469 --> 00:55:19,869
Yeah.

1096
00:55:20,549 --> 00:55:20,989
Okay.

1097
00:55:21,009 --> 00:55:21,489
What is it?

1098
00:55:22,629 --> 00:55:23,069
Sociology.

1099
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:26,669
I don't like that word for this game, but.

1100
00:55:27,329 --> 00:55:30,729
I would not have said it otherwise for whatever it's worth.

1101
00:55:31,749 --> 00:55:32,149
That's.

1102
00:55:33,589 --> 00:55:34,029
Well.

1103
00:55:35,689 --> 00:55:36,129
Okay.

1104
00:55:37,989 --> 00:55:38,649
I'm cool.

1105
00:55:38,709 --> 00:55:45,689
congratulations Jenna thank you oh man big day big day what a day Jenna got more points but you

1106
00:55:45,689 --> 00:55:52,869
still get an extra point too for getting Jenna to say electrodes oh oh man that's something

1107
00:55:52,869 --> 00:55:57,209
so why did you say it if you thought it was my word it was only it was after the fact I was

1108
00:55:57,209 --> 00:56:01,489
thinking about stuff you had already said and I was like electrodes sounded weird it's weird that

1109
00:56:01,489 --> 00:56:06,829
you said electrodes coming out of your body yeah so that was only after the fact I wouldn't have

1110
00:56:06,829 --> 00:56:07,669
repeated it otherwise.

1111
00:56:07,829 --> 00:56:08,089
Okay.

1112
00:56:08,769 --> 00:56:09,549
That's something.

1113
00:56:09,869 --> 00:56:10,249
So,

1114
00:56:10,649 --> 00:56:11,749
dang it.

1115
00:56:11,789 --> 00:56:13,589
So I didn't make any ground up on that one.

1116
00:56:13,889 --> 00:56:14,269
No,

1117
00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:14,869
but you know what?

1118
00:56:15,129 --> 00:56:15,669
It wouldn't matter.

1119
00:56:15,769 --> 00:56:31,514
You still be in the lead You did win something Since you got the Yeah you did Yeah you got two points and francis got one point no because we each said our word i got a point for guessing his and he got a point for for me

1120
00:56:31,514 --> 00:56:37,274
saying his so we both got two points oh no i think one of the points is you say your word and they

1121
00:56:37,274 --> 00:56:43,074
don't guess it right yeah yeah francis said his word and you did guess it so i don't get that

1122
00:56:43,074 --> 00:56:47,194
point for saying you have two points and francis has one point francis would have no points if not

1123
00:56:47,194 --> 00:56:52,114
for getting you to say electrodes we will double check that for some reason i thought just saying

1124
00:56:52,114 --> 00:56:57,414
it was a point it is but if you guess the other person guesses it then you're basically undoing

1125
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:06,554
that this helps you it's a steal yeah you stole my point oh yeah well now i feel like an idiot that

1126
00:57:06,554 --> 00:57:10,554
i didn't understand how our scoring worked no no this was all fake for the audience because we

1127
00:57:10,554 --> 00:57:12,454
We needed them to truly understand the rules.

1128
00:57:12,754 --> 00:57:14,854
See, this is another reason why I'd be good in Apocalypse.

1129
00:57:15,174 --> 00:57:16,914
I'm really good at pretending like I'm dumb.

1130
00:57:17,674 --> 00:57:20,014
When the situation calls for it.

1131
00:57:20,074 --> 00:57:22,114
Yeah, and you get to go to the Apocalypse now because I lost.

1132
00:57:23,154 --> 00:57:24,214
Oh, is that part of-

1133
00:57:24,214 --> 00:57:24,834
This was all contingent on what happened.

1134
00:57:24,834 --> 00:57:25,754
That was part of my prize?

1135
00:57:25,894 --> 00:57:26,094
Yeah.

1136
00:57:26,454 --> 00:57:26,834
Oh, yay!

1137
00:57:26,914 --> 00:57:28,654
So I'm going to go be easy with the other clan.

1138
00:57:29,594 --> 00:57:31,314
All right, Apocalypse, here we come!

1139
00:57:33,174 --> 00:57:35,494
I am so happy.

1140
00:57:36,134 --> 00:57:36,894
Yeah, I-

1141
00:57:36,894 --> 00:57:38,434
Oh, I'm the victor big time.

1142
00:57:39,534 --> 00:57:40,134
All right.

1143
00:57:40,134 --> 00:57:45,974
well that's it that's the end of this episode thanks for listening bye