1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,980 okay what's your impression i have an impression so far it's the only one i can do okay i'm 2 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:19,940 I want to have you guess who it is. 3 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:20,240 Okay. 4 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:28,200 I am poos in boots. 5 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:33,820 Shrek. 6 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,860 I think it's really good. 7 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:39,920 That's not bad. 8 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,320 I am poos in boots. 9 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:55,140 i i it was like i was there in the movie yeah i was on call standby case antonio 10 00:00:55,140 --> 00:01:01,460 stopped wanting to act thank god he didn't though why just because i don't want antonio 11 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:06,360 to ever stop acting oh yeah i know me too isn't it weird that he's not with katherine zeta jones 12 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:14,260 oh you mean because they were in the zoro movie together yeah yeah do you think all actors that 13 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:20,180 are in movies together are married i think they should be okay because when like as a consumer 14 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:25,100 as someone who like watches the movie when you are really into it and you buy it it's like i 15 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:29,440 love them together i want this to be real and you hate that it's not real 16 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:38,740 yeah not in like a fanatic lunatic kind of way not in like a way where i have i have figurines 17 00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:43,960 of katherine zeta jones and antonio banderas and i i make them kiss at night and they have them 18 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:51,640 i get they get to kiss at night and uh and uh they discuss grocery lists and um oh no did 19 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:57,940 antonio pay the water bill uh yeah no no i don't do any of that no you mean either 20 00:01:57,940 --> 00:02:09,480 i wonder if they have um figurines of catherine zeta jones you think they sell those i think 21 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:18,140 we should start we should start i hope they do she's hot yeah she's hot yeah she's welsh 22 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:24,360 what she's welsh wow she got me i thought she was i did know that actually she was 23 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,840 from the land of Zoro. 24 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,900 She was Zoroastrian? 25 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:30,800 Zoroastrian? 26 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:31,080 Yeah. 27 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,360 I was going to say Zoranese, 28 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,320 but I like yours better. 29 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,000 Wait, Zoroastrian, 30 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,640 that's a religion? 31 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:38,380 Is that... 32 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,280 Like an ancient religion. 33 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,740 Yeah, that's what you are then. 34 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,300 You're a Zoroastrian 35 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,560 because you love Zoro so much? 36 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:46,580 Zoraphile. 37 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:48,920 Wait, no! 38 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,420 No, we already know. 39 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,920 We don't want to tag file 40 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,500 under the end of the word. 41 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:53,880 Yeah. 42 00:02:54,360 --> 00:03:02,680 uh you're uh yeah you just you love zorro yeah and i love puss in boots 43 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:11,720 welcome to friends like us the podcast where friends talk about stuff francis well i know 44 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:17,680 how well you are because you could do a spot on puss in boots impression going to hollywood 45 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:22,900 yep that's all i'm gonna say to anyone look out hollywood here he comes 46 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:31,900 oh this just in they do sell figurines oh we looked it up okay thank you our producer joe 47 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:37,600 has just shown us a i don't know kind of a disturbing figurine of katherine zeta jones 48 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:43,420 i it does not look without a good likeness yeah but it does exist so that was the question that's 49 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:49,700 what we that answered our question thank you big plastics big plastics thank you 50 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:59,960 um all right uh oh did you have you had something you wanted to tell me about oh when okay if you're 51 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,780 gonna say it like that now it's gonna sound like i i need therapy when i tell you this story 52 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:09,760 this is a safe space francis okay you mean it yeah oh wait before you tell the story yeah 53 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:15,020 uh every week as regular listeners know we get secret words from our producers 54 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:23,640 to say secretly and the other person has to try and thank you uh the other person i'm just glad 55 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:28,380 i remembered to to talk about it um the other person has to see if they can guess at the end 56 00:04:28,380 --> 00:04:33,840 of the episode what the secret word is and we are getting points that will accumulate right up into 57 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:39,160 the moment of our death and then we find out who wins um but anyway we have our secret words 58 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:48,380 and now here's joe with the secret words jenna's secret word is entity francis's secret word is 59 00:04:48,380 --> 00:04:56,800 earlobe back to the podcast back to your story francis yes your therapeutic story yeah so this 60 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:01,600 is i'm listening i'm taking notes okay well i had um as i was thinking about stuff to say earlier 61 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:08,400 a memory popped into my head and i realize now this is abuse oh but it happened to me 62 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:14,380 so it's okay then so we can talk about it oh okay yeah and um so i don't know if you know this but i 63 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:20,300 was a fat child um after i was normal and then i hit a point where i was fat and then like i just 64 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:30,020 kept doing that it's my thing um but so there came a point where like people would make comments to my 65 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:34,580 dad not like like that were horrible like that i would hear him like but like they'd be like 66 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:41,480 you know dennis it's this is it's up to you buddy like he's what are you gonna do so i would every 67 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:49,240 once in a be like okay we're gonna we're gonna do something about this but i was like complaining 68 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,660 because i was like embarrassed to like work out in front of other people so like i got like a 69 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:59,900 doctor's note to not do sports from like a friend of the family so on the one hand no physical 70 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:00,220 Collectivity. 71 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:00,700 Yeah. 72 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,320 It gets to a point where I was like, we got to do something. 73 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:04,920 We got to do something. 74 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:06,860 And this is what he came up with. 75 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:11,600 He bought a vinyl sweatsuit for me. 76 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:14,740 And I was a child. 77 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:16,780 Like, maybe 13? 78 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:17,260 Yeah. 79 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:18,300 12, 13. 80 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,760 He gives me a vinyl sweatsuit to put on. 81 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,360 And we used to live in front of a big park. 82 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:23,540 It was like an acre all the way around. 83 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:27,300 And he goes, you're going to jog in the sweatsuit. 84 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,420 and I'm going to 85 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:32,280 stay here and watch you. 86 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:33,260 So he had binoculars 87 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:36,200 and he sent me to go jogging 88 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,400 in a sweatsuit around the park 89 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,280 and would watch me 90 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,220 to make sure I didn't stop. 91 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:43,860 So I was like, yeah. 92 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:44,860 I'm like, I don't run. 93 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:45,880 So I'm just like, God. 94 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,420 But I just wondered, 95 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,900 imagine you're at the park 96 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,120 and this 97 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,160 plastic child 98 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,140 runs by you. 99 00:06:57,300 --> 00:07:02,580 And then you see in the distance a man with binoculars watching. 100 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,100 I would call the cops, I think. 101 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,460 No one ever called the cops. 102 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,780 And I wouldn't know why. 103 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:16,000 I would just be like, something's happening here that should not be happening. 104 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,160 Sweatsuits work. 105 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:20,440 Not to make you lose weight, but to make you sweat. 106 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:22,660 They're aptly named. 107 00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:22,980 Yeah. 108 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,860 They got to run the lawsuit on that. 109 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:27,420 we didn't say anything about losing weight 110 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:29,100 no they didn't 111 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,560 yeah anyway now you know 112 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,520 alright 113 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,220 well 114 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:36,980 good 115 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:39,600 glad I don't have to say anything therapeutic 116 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,560 about that 117 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,580 I think I found the sweatsuit 118 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:45,160 like years ago 119 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,880 it was just like a moment of like 120 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,600 like no 121 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,480 no 122 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,440 yeah 123 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,340 so is vinyl traumatic for you now? 124 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:56,900 yeah I just 125 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,520 I only listen to cassettes 126 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,780 yeah smart 127 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:00,200 yeah 128 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,620 you know who really could have helped? 129 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:05,340 Puss 130 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:09,060 Puss in what? 131 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:09,760 Puss in what? 132 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:10,460 Boots 133 00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:11,880 what kind of boots? 134 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,040 it was the material 135 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,480 is that ever established? 136 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,960 oh no you're going for vinyl 137 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,080 no they're leather 138 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:18,600 I'm leaving 139 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,360 no Puss is a classy cat 140 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:23,580 They're leather boots. 141 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:24,040 They're leather. 142 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:24,720 Probably calfskin. 143 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:33,700 But for him, it's a cow because he's small and a calf is big enough to look like a cow. 144 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,860 I think the calf is age-related, not size-related. 145 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:38,840 It's still a calf because it's a baby. 146 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:39,420 No. 147 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,200 It's size-related. 148 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,660 Oh, I was wrong. 149 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,320 Relative from the person looking at it. 150 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:45,560 Yep. 151 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:46,800 Oh, my bad. 152 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:47,140 Yep. 153 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:51,020 My brain is fried from all the sweating. 154 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:52,120 That's okay. 155 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:52,820 I understand. 156 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:53,860 I forgive you. 157 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:55,220 Thank you. 158 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:56,060 Okay. 159 00:08:56,440 --> 00:09:05,120 Well, on that note, let's move on to our first segment, which is, as always, the invention 160 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,100 of the week. 161 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:09,340 Inventions. 162 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:12,660 Hi. 163 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,200 Francis, what do you got for me? 164 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:14,600 Okay. 165 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,160 This is really cool. 166 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:16,840 All right. 167 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,680 Well, all of them have been pretty cool. 168 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,560 No, this is like, you ever feel lonely? 169 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:28,220 probably not really i have in my life i know what you're talking about okay yeah you got a lot going 170 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:31,920 on yeah i would say that was a dumb question i asked you because you don't seem lonely at all 171 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:38,400 thank you i think no it's okay yeah well other people do okay 172 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:45,960 and uh sometimes it's hard to make friends you know because you go out you try talking to people 173 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:50,500 they seem okay then they say like you could be two weeks in then they make one comment you're like 174 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,840 Yeah, never mind. 175 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 I don't want to see you anymore. 176 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,340 Wouldn't you like to avoid that? 177 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:56,180 Yes. 178 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,280 Okay, well then you're going to love this. 179 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,920 I'm all prepped to love it now. 180 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:02,720 Prepped to love. 181 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:09,240 The invention is, it's an account you make online. 182 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,400 and you 183 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:17,680 you fill out a profile 184 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,780 and you answer a lot of questions. 185 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I love questions. Don't you? 186 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,760 Sure. Yeah, like doing 187 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,200 surveys about yourself. Yeah. Love that. 188 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,620 That's why I miss MySpace, by the way. 189 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:31,000 Anyway, 190 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,120 you 191 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,060 I miss Tom. 192 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,480 Yeah. 193 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:36,600 Yeah. 194 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,580 He's, yeah. 195 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:40,080 He's just looking over his shoulder all the time. 196 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:40,500 Yeah. 197 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:43,100 He's, he's alive, I bet. 198 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,360 I'm, I hope so. 199 00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:45,600 Tom, you're a listener. 200 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,180 Uh, drop a line in the comments. 201 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,180 Let us know what you're up to. 202 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:49,900 Yeah. 203 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,260 Tomsdontdie.com. 204 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,140 I'm pretty sure I saw that. 205 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:52,880 Yeah. 206 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:53,920 Yeah. 207 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:55,500 Anyway. 208 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,660 Um, so, and other people are doing this too. 209 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,020 Okay. 210 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,640 Here's where it gets cool. 211 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,260 Okay. 212 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,080 you wear a necklace 213 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,140 or a bracelet 214 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,240 or a ring 215 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,320 depending on what you like 216 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:07,660 okay 217 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:10,300 when you're out in the world 218 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,820 and you come around someone 219 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:13,940 who is a 220 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,420 a match to you 221 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,360 based on your interest 222 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,160 or your personality 223 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:17,520 or whatever 224 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,240 and you're near them 225 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,740 the devices 226 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:22,540 vibrate 227 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:23,360 or make noise 228 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,960 and you know you're around someone 229 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,980 who could be a great friend 230 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:29,220 so 231 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,940 let me say 232 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:37,360 Just make sure that so it's not it's not like like Tinder or whatever. 233 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,720 I don't know how those apps really work where it's like proximity location based. 234 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:45,180 And you you do actually kind of put those things in there. 235 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,640 And you do maybe have like interests and stuff in there. 236 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,380 And then it matches you that way. 237 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,300 You want to be like in real life. 238 00:11:54,160 --> 00:12:00,040 Yeah, this is this device just stores like like you have something that says like, I love the movie. 239 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:06,120 death becomes or uh and then somebody else that has that movie is one of their loves like 240 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:13,440 it'll be like bing bing well it's more than that okay it's not just one thing when you're near 241 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:24,944 someone who is like they just a match and if it a friend it could be like one thing and if it like maybe a romantic match it could like glow red But the point is it not just one movie 242 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:31,664 It's, like, Jenna and Francis both love 90s action comedies starring Geena Davis. 243 00:12:33,024 --> 00:12:36,664 And we're walking around near each other, and our devices are going to be like, 244 00:12:36,784 --> 00:12:41,485 and we're going to know, like, we're around. 245 00:12:41,485 --> 00:12:43,225 um 246 00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:45,365 they need to go find the person 247 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:45,944 yes 248 00:12:45,944 --> 00:12:47,264 I guess 249 00:12:47,264 --> 00:12:49,564 well at first I was thinking 250 00:12:49,564 --> 00:12:50,164 you 251 00:12:50,164 --> 00:12:51,465 that would be annoying 252 00:12:51,465 --> 00:12:52,465 if you're just like 253 00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:53,304 uh 254 00:12:53,304 --> 00:12:53,725 like 255 00:12:53,725 --> 00:12:55,324 like I'm just 256 00:12:55,324 --> 00:12:56,544 trying to go to the grocery store 257 00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:57,365 I'm not trying to make a friend 258 00:12:57,365 --> 00:12:57,845 right now 259 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,005 but then I guess you wouldn't have 260 00:12:59,005 --> 00:12:59,965 you don't wear it 261 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:00,485 you don't wear it 262 00:13:00,485 --> 00:13:01,324 or you can turn it off 263 00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:02,485 okay 264 00:13:02,485 --> 00:13:03,824 because it's probably fashionable 265 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,145 and you might like to have it on 266 00:13:05,145 --> 00:13:07,365 so it's a good looking device anyway 267 00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:07,965 it's handsome yeah 268 00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,225 how many questions 269 00:13:09,225 --> 00:13:10,544 have you already thought of the questions 270 00:13:10,544 --> 00:13:14,125 because the types of questions are really important too. 271 00:13:14,385 --> 00:13:16,424 Yeah, it's a combination of everything. 272 00:13:16,684 --> 00:13:19,424 It's like your music interests, your movie interests, 273 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:23,645 your philosophies, your personal beliefs, everything. 274 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,324 And you mentioned Tinder, I believe. 275 00:13:27,064 --> 00:13:27,365 Yeah. 276 00:13:29,944 --> 00:13:32,745 So that to me is like very surface level. 277 00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:35,725 Like you might answer a couple of questions about yourself, 278 00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:38,184 but it's more of like just icebreaker stuff. 279 00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,064 So those questions wouldn't be enough. 280 00:13:40,064 --> 00:13:48,684 okay yeah this is like this account knows you okay does it can you like constantly be refining 281 00:13:48,684 --> 00:13:53,044 your likes and like adding more and more to it yeah yeah okay new questions just dropped 282 00:13:53,044 --> 00:14:02,944 okay get online i do think this would be pretty popular yeah i do i do think this would be quite 283 00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:08,904 popular i don't know that how the tech would work how it would kind of like how close he would have 284 00:14:08,904 --> 00:14:15,324 to be to somebody for it to work also yeah what would you do if like you went someplace and it 285 00:14:15,324 --> 00:14:21,944 just like went off like crazy like like like the people that go to comic-con they all seem they 286 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:26,905 don't need to know yeah i mean that would be like things those things would be going nuts right well 287 00:14:26,905 --> 00:14:34,465 it's like for big events yeah also if you're going to comic-con that would be too much because it's 288 00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:40,145 like how do i know who am i but then maybe the minute the devices get if you're like hey and 289 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,025 you're pointing yourself and they're like hey they're pointing themselves and you get close 290 00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:47,965 maybe when the device is super close it could be like so we have to know like for sure there's a 291 00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:54,284 way to confirm it's like yeah it's you yeah okay do you foresee predators use i guess predators 292 00:14:54,284 --> 00:15:00,885 use everything um we'll have a no we'll we'll put a checkbox on our website are you a predator yeah 293 00:15:00,885 --> 00:15:07,485 you can't come in it's like the i like are you a robot thing yeah and if somebody's a predators 294 00:15:07,485 --> 00:15:15,225 to their credit predators really answer those questions honestly honest honest group it's yeah 295 00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:20,225 yeah maybe we could be like are you a predator and then in parentheses like just be honest 296 00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:23,225 and then if they check it we send them a device that doesn't work 297 00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:29,564 and they there's just never a match for them oh yeah predators if you're listening and we know you 298 00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:38,245 are uh just be cool yeah don't use this to be a predator okay yeah stop scaring people at night 299 00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:45,585 in their homes or during the day don't also stop getting in the back of people's cars and then when 300 00:15:45,585 --> 00:15:49,725 they drive away they don't know you're in the back seat and then you you jump out and surprise 301 00:15:49,725 --> 00:15:57,245 them stop doing that thank you for renewing my knee-jerk reaction to always look okay yeah yeah 302 00:15:57,245 --> 00:15:59,485 but it's good to still be safe 303 00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:01,385 but I just warned all the predators so you 304 00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:03,264 shouldn't have to worry about that anymore. 305 00:16:03,264 --> 00:16:05,184 That's true. And also who's going to predate me? 306 00:16:06,085 --> 00:16:07,125 Who's predating you? 307 00:16:07,245 --> 00:16:08,625 Yeah. I would predate you. 308 00:16:08,764 --> 00:16:09,465 I would predate you. 309 00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:12,564 We'll do it at night because I don't really get scared in the daytime. 310 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,245 I'm going to change that. I'm going to make you scared 311 00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:17,145 all the time. You promise? Yeah. 312 00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:22,704 Sugar crush! 313 00:16:27,245 --> 00:16:35,365 so i don't understand to agree i also think this invention will be widely popular but i don't 314 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:41,264 understand how it's related to the problem that you introduced at the beginning where you're like 315 00:16:41,264 --> 00:16:45,924 so your point is that when you do match with someone you can like see all the stuff about 316 00:16:45,924 --> 00:16:50,845 their profile so that would prevent you from being in the situation of like you're friends 317 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:54,505 with them for like a couple weeks and then they say something and you're like i don't want to be 318 00:16:54,505 --> 00:16:59,684 friends with you anymore no because our questions are so in depth that all the people that you would 319 00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:03,924 because you could put on there is this a deal breaker yes so you're never gonna you're never 320 00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:07,985 gonna bling with someone who's like a deal breaker for you on anything that you really don't like 321 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:12,445 and let's say you want to see a new movie that's coming out and they said they wanted to see the 322 00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:18,544 new movie that's coming out you might get a thing on your phone that says boop you and your match 323 00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:23,264 both are available right now and you both want to see this movie should i get tickets 324 00:17:23,264 --> 00:17:29,364 can you filter it so you only match based on certain things if you're like oh i only want to 325 00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:32,745 match with you like like that yeah like i'm going to see this movie but i want to go with 326 00:17:32,745 --> 00:17:40,505 absolutely but then part of this problem is the loneliness thing so now do you just have to go to 327 00:17:40,505 --> 00:17:46,145 a densely populated area just start like walking by as many people as possible just be like match 328 00:17:46,145 --> 00:17:53,104 somebody match with me well we we advise against calling that out vocally oh okay yeah so 329 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:55,044 match somebody match 330 00:17:55,044 --> 00:17:56,485 holding up a sign yeah 331 00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:58,804 stand near me 332 00:17:58,804 --> 00:18:01,165 oh but I'm not a predator don't worry 333 00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:03,205 oh I guess 334 00:18:03,205 --> 00:18:04,624 the audience can't see me shushing my lips 335 00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:07,225 yeah I think they felt it 336 00:18:07,225 --> 00:18:07,764 yeah 337 00:18:07,764 --> 00:18:10,544 okay 338 00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:12,364 I do think 339 00:18:12,364 --> 00:18:15,084 I would wonder how close you would have to be 340 00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:17,185 to somebody and it would have to be ubiquitous 341 00:18:17,185 --> 00:18:19,064 enough that enough people are wearing 342 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,584 them that 343 00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:29,104 let's just be real the jewelry's for fun your phone can do it too yeah that's true yeah um 344 00:18:29,104 --> 00:18:40,705 but sometimes sometimes you want a little jewelry merch is cool yeah yeah and i like i like too that 345 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:47,185 it's a multiple of of jewelry you could pick the kind of jewelry that you want yeah honestly the 346 00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:53,524 type of jewelry that you want it's another way to yeah that's another way to match like if a dude's 347 00:18:53,524 --> 00:19:00,905 walking around with a pinky ring will match me up you know you'd love my dad no no dennis has a 348 00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:09,784 pinky ring yeah wow um or if it someone has an anklet again i say no 349 00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:14,304 do you think an anklet can be sexy 350 00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:15,824 no 351 00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:16,764 maybe at the beach 352 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:20,564 I tend towards trashy 353 00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:21,945 with anklets not sexy 354 00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:24,524 what if it's clearly brand new they got it for their beach vacation 355 00:19:24,524 --> 00:19:26,685 what if it's on my 356 00:19:26,685 --> 00:19:28,544 ankle what if you haven't looked down 357 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,784 at my ankles today and you're about to feel real stupid 358 00:19:30,784 --> 00:19:32,725 oh my 359 00:19:32,725 --> 00:19:34,145 god it's so 360 00:19:34,145 --> 00:19:35,564 I'm going to the beach 361 00:19:35,564 --> 00:19:38,824 the levels of sexy 362 00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:42,764 okay what is this invention called 363 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,965 I don't know 364 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:47,344 I'm thinking something with like 365 00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:48,665 like 366 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,965 homeo 367 00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:54,925 like Romeo 368 00:19:54,925 --> 00:19:57,304 yeah like homeo and Juliet or something 369 00:19:57,304 --> 00:19:58,864 it's like friends or lovers 370 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,685 what is what about like homeostasis 371 00:20:01,685 --> 00:20:03,665 though oh oh I thought you were 372 00:20:03,665 --> 00:20:05,104 suggesting it and I was like yes 373 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,745 but like homeo what is 374 00:20:06,745 --> 00:20:10,524 like homies like or like homie in like homing in 375 00:20:10,524 --> 00:20:15,124 homeo homey in yeah homey closer 376 00:20:15,124 --> 00:20:22,445 but is it homeo spelled like romeo or is it spelled like homey like i always think of homey 377 00:20:22,445 --> 00:20:28,624 like as in like buddy yeah that's what i was going for h-o-m-i-e yeah oh maybe yeah like hyphen 378 00:20:28,624 --> 00:20:37,524 know okay homeo kind of does make it sound like a gay dating app yeah bye gays 379 00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:45,544 yeah yeah or just you're gonna get a ton ton of new gay friends yeah i'd like i just like 380 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,645 of homing in on your homies, 381 00:20:48,505 --> 00:20:48,844 you know? 382 00:20:50,024 --> 00:20:50,905 Or buds. 383 00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:52,685 Bud. 384 00:20:53,764 --> 00:20:54,064 Bud. 385 00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:56,005 Bud. 386 00:20:57,584 --> 00:20:58,024 Laser. 387 00:20:58,985 --> 00:20:59,584 Bud day. 388 00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:01,505 Bud day. 389 00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:02,524 Bud day? 390 00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:03,784 Yeah, like it's your buddy day. 391 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:03,804 Bud day? 392 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:04,124 Yeah. 393 00:21:04,425 --> 00:21:05,084 No, no, no. 394 00:21:05,245 --> 00:21:05,624 Oh, okay. 395 00:21:05,784 --> 00:21:05,925 No. 396 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:07,665 Nope. 397 00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:09,764 I was thinking like it's like 398 00:21:09,764 --> 00:21:11,084 it's the day of the bud 399 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,524 with your buddy. 400 00:21:13,024 --> 00:21:13,804 Bud day. 401 00:21:14,044 --> 00:21:15,245 But you ruined it. 402 00:21:15,544 --> 00:21:16,905 I don't think I ruined it. 403 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:17,985 I think Bidet's ruined it. 404 00:21:18,005 --> 00:21:19,165 You called out the flaws. 405 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:20,185 Pal around. 406 00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:23,344 Pal around? 407 00:21:23,685 --> 00:21:23,985 Yeah. 408 00:21:24,564 --> 00:21:25,145 Pal around? 409 00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:27,205 We're palling around, but there's a pal around. 410 00:21:27,685 --> 00:21:28,205 Oh. 411 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,824 You're palling around, but there is a pal around. 412 00:21:33,884 --> 00:21:34,405 Pal around. 413 00:21:34,884 --> 00:21:35,925 Pal around. 414 00:21:35,925 --> 00:21:36,965 Yeah, pal around. 415 00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:37,645 I like it. 416 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,624 Good job, Joe. 417 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:40,465 Yes. 418 00:21:43,024 --> 00:21:43,784 All right. 419 00:21:44,364 --> 00:21:54,624 Well, I think that if you got enough people to adopt this, I do actually think this would be a good, like, I think this would, uh, shockingly. 420 00:21:55,304 --> 00:21:56,304 I don't know what you mean. 421 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,185 Uh, this is a good idea. 422 00:21:59,185 --> 00:21:59,864 Um, wow. 423 00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,925 Well, listeners, you heard it here first. 424 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:06,024 Uh, predators do not steal the paleroom. 425 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,685 Yeah, we don't want it tainted with you. 426 00:22:08,584 --> 00:22:08,985 Yeah. 427 00:22:09,225 --> 00:22:10,884 Get in on it after it's popular. 428 00:22:10,884 --> 00:22:14,145 Or get on it and then realize, I don't have to be a predator. 429 00:22:14,564 --> 00:22:15,745 I can just be a nice person. 430 00:22:15,945 --> 00:22:16,104 Yeah. 431 00:22:16,225 --> 00:22:17,324 You're never too... 432 00:22:17,324 --> 00:22:18,324 I heard this the other day. 433 00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:19,344 I thought it was so beautiful. 434 00:22:20,064 --> 00:22:21,225 You never... 435 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,245 Oh, shoot. 436 00:22:23,264 --> 00:22:27,564 You're never too much of a predator to stop being a predator. 437 00:22:27,705 --> 00:22:28,405 Yeah, it's close enough. 438 00:22:28,925 --> 00:22:29,824 Oh, that's beautiful. 439 00:22:29,925 --> 00:22:30,104 Yeah. 440 00:22:30,324 --> 00:22:31,165 I want that on a pillow. 441 00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:31,705 Yeah. 442 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:34,524 Predators, you hear that? 443 00:22:34,824 --> 00:22:35,604 You could be prey. 444 00:22:35,725 --> 00:22:36,425 Just be prey. 445 00:22:36,764 --> 00:22:37,024 Yeah. 446 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,165 Be like the rest of us. 447 00:22:38,185 --> 00:22:38,804 How do you know you don't like it? 448 00:22:39,584 --> 00:22:39,985 Yeah. 449 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:48,084 you I honestly I love being just prey yeah wait for someone to get in your car do you think we 450 00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:53,024 should make a horror movie called eat prey love like a horror version of the movie eat prey love 451 00:22:53,024 --> 00:22:58,705 now I do okay and if we both have that on our profile ding ding I know that would be a really 452 00:22:58,705 --> 00:23:03,024 that would be like a crazy that would be like soulmate level if you put something that specific 453 00:23:03,024 --> 00:23:06,705 and you're like deal breaker and then and then you're walking around like no one's ever gonna 454 00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:11,925 match with me and then somebody matches with you you have to then it would be like i i've gotta see 455 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:19,324 yeah that's like sex in the plaza level i don't know what that means it means no matter where you 456 00:23:19,324 --> 00:23:26,645 are you like oh it's on yeah get in the fountain with me okay but then but but it's also just for 457 00:23:26,645 --> 00:23:32,864 friends and we're not it's not necessarily for dating right but soulmate i kind of don't you 458 00:23:32,864 --> 00:23:34,445 you would want to 459 00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:36,344 have sex with your soulmate, right? 460 00:23:36,824 --> 00:23:37,304 Probably. 461 00:23:39,024 --> 00:23:39,384 I would 462 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,705 you'd probably at least try it. 463 00:23:42,425 --> 00:23:43,405 For sure. 464 00:23:47,824 --> 00:23:48,705 Oh no. 465 00:23:49,425 --> 00:23:50,645 Well, thanks for investing. 466 00:23:51,205 --> 00:23:52,104 Yeah, pal around. 467 00:23:53,844 --> 00:23:55,624 That title just came to me. 468 00:23:55,624 --> 00:23:57,044 It was brilliant. 469 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,264 It was inspired, Francis. 470 00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:01,945 Go to friendslikeuspod.com 471 00:24:01,945 --> 00:24:02,604 Invest. 472 00:24:02,864 --> 00:24:04,384 and the pal around. 473 00:24:07,124 --> 00:24:08,284 Except for predators. 474 00:24:09,604 --> 00:24:11,705 But then predators have cured you also. 475 00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:13,645 So you're now no longer a predator. 476 00:24:13,645 --> 00:24:14,344 We're conflicted. 477 00:24:15,364 --> 00:24:15,804 All right. 478 00:24:15,945 --> 00:24:16,465 Good job. 479 00:24:16,485 --> 00:24:17,884 And I'm excited to see this questionnaire. 480 00:24:18,185 --> 00:24:19,284 I think that's the big thing. 481 00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:20,324 That'll be the... 482 00:24:20,324 --> 00:24:21,264 That's how you... 483 00:24:21,264 --> 00:24:25,284 That's how you really got to refine this tech. 484 00:24:25,284 --> 00:24:26,205 I'll start working on it tonight. 485 00:24:26,384 --> 00:24:26,844 Okay, cool. 486 00:24:27,304 --> 00:24:27,705 Good. 487 00:24:28,185 --> 00:24:28,844 And then listeners, 488 00:24:28,985 --> 00:24:30,844 if you have questions 489 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:44,409 that you think should be included in this questionnaire for the pal around then please email us friendslikeusofficial at gmail and then we include your questions in the questionnaire 490 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,749 I think that does it for the invention of the week. 491 00:24:50,329 --> 00:24:51,269 All right. 492 00:24:52,069 --> 00:24:54,309 It's time for our next segment 493 00:24:54,309 --> 00:24:58,209 called Take It or Believe It. 494 00:25:01,929 --> 00:25:03,049 Listen up, honey. 495 00:25:03,049 --> 00:25:05,749 you can either take it or believe it. 496 00:25:06,869 --> 00:25:08,809 In this section, in this segment, 497 00:25:09,429 --> 00:25:10,909 I don't know why I just call it a section. 498 00:25:11,169 --> 00:25:12,749 You were raised in the orchestra. 499 00:25:13,469 --> 00:25:14,389 Oh, that's true. 500 00:25:14,509 --> 00:25:15,629 I am an orchestra child. 501 00:25:15,729 --> 00:25:17,129 I'm a feral orchestra child. 502 00:25:18,169 --> 00:25:20,109 You were the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2, 503 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,049 looking down into the... 504 00:25:22,049 --> 00:25:23,329 But I'm Benjamin Buttoning, 505 00:25:23,369 --> 00:25:24,089 so I'm getting younger. 506 00:25:24,429 --> 00:25:24,609 Yes. 507 00:25:25,049 --> 00:25:26,769 So that's why, that's how come I, 508 00:25:27,009 --> 00:25:28,449 that was me when I was just a little kid. 509 00:25:31,589 --> 00:25:32,909 That makes that sadder. 510 00:25:33,049 --> 00:25:37,029 that I was homeless above the orchestra section. 511 00:25:37,809 --> 00:25:38,129 All right. 512 00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:41,729 So then this segment is, 513 00:25:42,189 --> 00:25:47,469 it's similar to like a two truths and a lie, 514 00:25:47,729 --> 00:25:50,069 except we're going to do two lies and a truth here. 515 00:25:52,249 --> 00:25:57,429 Francis and I are each going to give three strange but true facts. 516 00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:01,309 And we have to see if the other person can guess 517 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,649 which one is the actual true fact. 518 00:26:03,889 --> 00:26:05,149 So two of them will be fake. 519 00:26:06,369 --> 00:26:08,289 One of them will be real. 520 00:26:08,449 --> 00:26:10,009 And we have to see if we can guess 521 00:26:10,009 --> 00:26:11,949 the other person's real fact. 522 00:26:12,169 --> 00:26:13,009 No hard feelings, okay? 523 00:26:13,849 --> 00:26:15,409 No, I'm going to take this real personal. 524 00:26:15,429 --> 00:26:15,809 Take it hard? 525 00:26:15,989 --> 00:26:16,569 Oh, yeah. 526 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:17,409 Oh, yeah. 527 00:26:18,089 --> 00:26:20,389 I'm going to take this real personal. 528 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:21,049 Yeah. 529 00:26:21,469 --> 00:26:21,729 Okay. 530 00:26:21,729 --> 00:26:22,089 Hard. 531 00:26:24,909 --> 00:26:26,449 How are we doing this? 532 00:26:27,269 --> 00:26:27,749 What? 533 00:26:28,029 --> 00:26:29,729 Do we want to just... 534 00:26:29,729 --> 00:26:37,609 um what's i'll i'll do all my facts just do them right in a row you can either guess right away or 535 00:26:37,609 --> 00:26:43,809 ruminate on no yeah yeah i'll do all mine we'll do mine first and then we'll do yours okay um okay 536 00:26:43,809 --> 00:26:52,089 my first fact for you king charles the now king charles formerly prince charles 537 00:26:52,089 --> 00:27:00,029 he's actually a classically trained puppeteer oh like for real like uh he 538 00:27:00,029 --> 00:27:07,949 like with like marionettes like could do it pro style he just doesn't ever i mean we never get to 539 00:27:07,949 --> 00:27:14,629 see that from him but he's a classically trained puppeteer that's fact number one oh i just want 540 00:27:14,629 --> 00:27:21,769 to say right now i thought these were supposed to be all about us but oh so i love i love this 541 00:27:21,769 --> 00:27:24,149 It's going to be a fun little twist. 542 00:27:24,549 --> 00:27:25,029 All right, then. 543 00:27:25,349 --> 00:27:27,089 We know that Jonah Bloom-Lights is King Chuck. 544 00:27:27,449 --> 00:27:27,889 Sir? 545 00:27:28,089 --> 00:27:28,289 Yeah. 546 00:27:28,409 --> 00:27:28,909 King Chuck? 547 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:30,369 Yeah, that's me. 548 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:31,169 I'm King Charles. 549 00:27:31,169 --> 00:27:31,489 Hey. 550 00:27:32,689 --> 00:27:33,609 Nice puppets. 551 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:38,489 Fact number two. 552 00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:48,609 The Statue of Liberty has actually gained weight since 1886, I think, is when it was 553 00:27:48,609 --> 00:27:52,469 given to the United States or when it was unveiled, whatever. 554 00:27:52,809 --> 00:27:55,049 I'm not including the year. You just guessed as part of that. 555 00:27:55,749 --> 00:27:58,589 Okay. It's not a guess, actually. It is 1886. 556 00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:01,969 It was originally 557 00:28:01,969 --> 00:28:06,509 223 tons, so that's about 558 00:28:06,509 --> 00:28:12,149 446,000 pounds. 559 00:28:13,329 --> 00:28:15,249 It is now about 560 00:28:15,249 --> 00:28:19,749 450,000 pounds, so about 225 tons. 561 00:28:20,849 --> 00:28:27,689 But over time, things have built up, and the expansion of the metal, also from being in 562 00:28:27,689 --> 00:28:30,149 the sun, has caused it to gain weight. 563 00:28:31,329 --> 00:28:32,289 A statue of liberty. 564 00:28:32,429 --> 00:28:33,169 That's what happened to me, too. 565 00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:38,249 Like a good American has gotten fatter as she's gotten older. 566 00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:42,169 That sounds so plausible, yet it was so long. 567 00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:43,669 That's fact number two. 568 00:28:43,869 --> 00:28:44,149 Okay. 569 00:28:45,249 --> 00:28:51,589 Uh, fact number three, you could actually hallucinate if you have too much nutmeg. 570 00:28:55,369 --> 00:28:57,009 Uh, okay. 571 00:28:57,149 --> 00:28:57,349 Yeah. 572 00:28:57,829 --> 00:28:58,169 Thank you. 573 00:28:58,629 --> 00:28:59,149 Um, yeah. 574 00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:02,209 That's probably why they always tell you just a sprinkle of nutmeg. 575 00:29:03,069 --> 00:29:03,789 But anyway. 576 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:04,369 Okay. 577 00:29:05,149 --> 00:29:06,569 Thank you for all those. 578 00:29:06,829 --> 00:29:07,109 So. 579 00:29:07,609 --> 00:29:07,869 Okay. 580 00:29:08,469 --> 00:29:09,829 Are you going to tell me right after? 581 00:29:12,509 --> 00:29:14,589 Um, yeah. 582 00:29:14,769 --> 00:29:15,009 Yeah. 583 00:29:15,249 --> 00:29:17,089 I don't know. We'll see how I feel after you guess. 584 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,289 Okay. I love that. 585 00:29:19,149 --> 00:29:27,129 My prediction is that the Statue of Liberty has, in fact, gotten heavier. 586 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,729 That's what you think is the truth. 587 00:29:31,549 --> 00:29:32,029 Okay. 588 00:29:32,389 --> 00:29:34,409 Yeah. No, no, no. Yes. 589 00:29:34,589 --> 00:29:38,089 I'm not trying to sway your decision. I'm just clarifying. 590 00:29:38,189 --> 00:29:40,749 You're saying that's the truth. That's the true statement. 591 00:29:40,749 --> 00:29:44,909 No. I think the truth is you can hallucinate on too much nutmeg. 592 00:29:45,249 --> 00:29:51,389 right okay god i'm glad this is not like in the underworld and this is like 593 00:29:51,389 --> 00:30:00,489 my one way in into the underworld like into like the good part party town i thought the underworld 594 00:30:00,489 --> 00:30:10,829 was hell i'm gonna make it my own okay hey it's only hell if uh you're having a bad time 595 00:30:10,829 --> 00:30:15,209 yeah i'm gonna be pissed if king charles is i was gonna say you're not even considering no 596 00:30:15,209 --> 00:30:17,329 I am it's just so ridiculous it could be true 597 00:30:17,329 --> 00:30:19,329 but 598 00:30:19,329 --> 00:30:20,929 you know that I would think that 599 00:30:20,929 --> 00:30:23,249 you know that I would think that was too ridiculous 600 00:30:23,249 --> 00:30:25,329 to be true maybe it's true 601 00:30:25,329 --> 00:30:27,449 maybe that's what him and Camilla 602 00:30:27,449 --> 00:30:28,929 were doing yeah 603 00:30:28,929 --> 00:30:31,689 the old 604 00:30:31,689 --> 00:30:33,469 the old puppet master 605 00:30:33,469 --> 00:30:34,169 yeah 606 00:30:34,169 --> 00:30:37,689 let me just 607 00:30:37,689 --> 00:30:40,869 sigh 608 00:30:40,869 --> 00:30:41,209 sigh 609 00:30:41,209 --> 00:30:45,189 I think you can hallucinate on too much 610 00:30:45,189 --> 00:30:53,269 much nutmeg okay that's your final guess yeah that is correct i did it you did it i did it i 611 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:58,389 really i was so happy when you said the statue of liberty thing i shouldn't have let you keep talking 612 00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:03,969 i should just take it that as your final answer no this is it sounded real though right it does 613 00:31:03,969 --> 00:31:11,969 and the statue of liberty actually does weigh 225 pounds or tons rather and um it was 1886 that it 614 00:31:11,969 --> 00:31:20,009 was brought over 200 and how much 25 tons 450 000 is it like evenly dispersed or is it like she oh 615 00:31:20,009 --> 00:31:26,369 she wears it well yeah like good for you girl like those something about the the draping on 616 00:31:26,369 --> 00:31:33,389 those robes really does right because the robes look heavy the fingers are big yeah nice hips 617 00:31:33,389 --> 00:31:38,329 she's got birth and hips yeah she got perfect nose does she yeah i actually can't picture her 618 00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:40,069 nose. Yeah, it's a perfectly defined nose. 619 00:31:40,069 --> 00:31:42,369 It'd be really funny if they gave us a statue with like a big 620 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:43,609 crooked nose or like 621 00:31:43,609 --> 00:31:46,309 one big nostril. 622 00:31:46,629 --> 00:31:48,289 Yeah, or like a deformed earlobe 623 00:31:48,289 --> 00:31:50,069 or something. Yeah, that'd be really funny. 624 00:31:51,149 --> 00:31:52,249 Are her earlobes 625 00:31:52,249 --> 00:31:54,029 attached? I was just wondering that. 626 00:31:55,169 --> 00:31:55,949 I guess we'll never know. 627 00:31:56,189 --> 00:31:58,009 Well, we could. Let's go. Let's go right now. 628 00:31:58,089 --> 00:32:00,209 Yeah. And we're back. 629 00:32:00,409 --> 00:32:02,229 They're not attached. Wow, she's gorgeous. 630 00:32:02,229 --> 00:32:04,089 That was amazing. What a bod. 631 00:32:04,609 --> 00:32:06,369 Alright, well, I guess 632 00:32:06,369 --> 00:32:08,289 it's... You know how I feel about people in sandals, though. 633 00:32:08,329 --> 00:32:16,949 yep just goes to toast well thanks i won you yeah well i well we could maybe tie yeah we could tie 634 00:32:16,949 --> 00:32:23,569 okay now these are all about me okay i like that even better yep all right because now i'm really 635 00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:29,709 gonna be learning something she has detached yeah detached earlobes yes which we know because we 636 00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:35,629 were just there we just paused the podcast here's a picture oh beautiful look how happy we are yeah 637 00:32:35,629 --> 00:32:42,149 smiling with a hot dog okay so here's my three truths okay 638 00:32:42,149 --> 00:32:48,489 truth one yes when i was a kid um 639 00:32:48,489 --> 00:32:59,429 my you had a vital track what if i use that yeah i hope they forgot um no when i was a kid at my 640 00:32:59,429 --> 00:33:04,869 dad's like pizza place there was this guy that like worked for him or with him or whatever and 641 00:33:04,869 --> 00:33:09,449 it was like Halloween time and I really liked him and I didn't want him to go. 642 00:33:09,749 --> 00:33:14,869 So, um, I handcuffed us together and he couldn't go to his Halloween party and we had to walk 643 00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:17,749 down the street to a locksmith and have it taken off. 644 00:33:17,949 --> 00:33:18,349 Okay. 645 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:19,849 All right. 646 00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:21,569 I'm storing that one away. 647 00:33:21,789 --> 00:33:22,009 Okay. 648 00:33:22,049 --> 00:33:22,469 That's one. 649 00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:22,929 Okay. 650 00:33:24,109 --> 00:33:25,449 Uh, story two. 651 00:33:26,549 --> 00:33:30,769 One time when we were in Rocky Point and I was younger, I was running around the beach 652 00:33:30,769 --> 00:33:32,489 and it was a very rocky beach. 653 00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:33,329 Ooh. 654 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:34,549 Again, aptly named. 655 00:33:34,869 --> 00:33:36,389 Oh, I didn't even think of that. 656 00:33:36,529 --> 00:33:36,689 Yeah. 657 00:33:36,909 --> 00:33:37,269 Wow. 658 00:33:38,409 --> 00:33:43,629 And I was running and I tripped and I fell down really hard. 659 00:33:44,349 --> 00:33:47,369 And one of the like lava, like it's like how the rock is. 660 00:33:47,429 --> 00:33:47,589 Yeah. 661 00:33:47,649 --> 00:33:50,549 It like hit me right in the middle of the stomach. 662 00:33:50,789 --> 00:33:51,689 And I was like. 663 00:33:53,749 --> 00:33:54,849 And I couldn't breathe. 664 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:55,689 And I couldn't think. 665 00:33:55,809 --> 00:33:58,109 And I thought I was going to die for like 10 minutes. 666 00:33:58,749 --> 00:33:58,929 Yeah. 667 00:33:59,249 --> 00:33:59,469 Yeah. 668 00:33:59,629 --> 00:33:59,929 Okay. 669 00:34:00,049 --> 00:34:00,709 That was tough. 670 00:34:01,629 --> 00:34:02,729 Or was it? 671 00:34:02,729 --> 00:34:04,729 and this one 672 00:34:04,729 --> 00:34:05,749 I feel like I can 673 00:34:05,749 --> 00:34:07,809 no I'll use this one 674 00:34:07,809 --> 00:34:09,529 sigh 675 00:34:09,529 --> 00:34:12,369 my dad's friend 676 00:34:12,369 --> 00:34:14,349 married someone 677 00:34:14,349 --> 00:34:15,049 who 678 00:34:15,049 --> 00:34:17,269 we used to go visit 679 00:34:17,269 --> 00:34:17,649 like 680 00:34:17,649 --> 00:34:18,829 people that they knew 681 00:34:18,829 --> 00:34:19,789 on like the Indian Reservation 682 00:34:19,789 --> 00:34:21,249 and one time 683 00:34:21,249 --> 00:34:22,209 we were out in the woods 684 00:34:22,209 --> 00:34:23,529 on the reservation 685 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,929 and 686 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,749 we found 687 00:34:26,749 --> 00:34:27,649 a dead body 688 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,789 the end 689 00:34:30,789 --> 00:34:33,009 okay 690 00:34:33,009 --> 00:34:36,329 so which one of those is true 691 00:34:36,329 --> 00:34:40,629 okay I 692 00:34:40,629 --> 00:34:44,549 I could see you handcuffing yourself to somebody 693 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,009 that seems like something you would do 694 00:34:47,009 --> 00:34:55,389 I feel like the dead body story would have had more to it 695 00:34:55,389 --> 00:34:57,449 you want to ask a question? 696 00:34:58,589 --> 00:34:59,369 a follow up question? 697 00:34:59,369 --> 00:34:59,789 yeah go ahead 698 00:34:59,789 --> 00:35:02,269 male or female 699 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:03,249 we don't know 700 00:35:03,249 --> 00:35:04,109 it was wrapped in cloth 701 00:35:04,109 --> 00:35:07,029 how do you know 702 00:35:07,029 --> 00:35:07,389 it was dead 703 00:35:07,389 --> 00:35:08,169 and not just a 704 00:35:08,169 --> 00:35:08,949 sleepy guy 705 00:35:08,949 --> 00:35:10,169 um 706 00:35:10,169 --> 00:35:11,809 I'm too young 707 00:35:11,809 --> 00:35:12,769 to remember that detail 708 00:35:12,769 --> 00:35:13,769 I can just tell you that 709 00:35:13,769 --> 00:35:15,169 they were of the 710 00:35:15,169 --> 00:35:16,089 mind your own business 711 00:35:16,089 --> 00:35:16,509 philosophy 712 00:35:16,509 --> 00:35:17,189 and we just 713 00:35:17,189 --> 00:35:18,629 got the hell out 714 00:35:18,629 --> 00:35:22,049 like they didn't report it 715 00:35:22,049 --> 00:35:22,809 oh 716 00:35:22,809 --> 00:35:23,749 which now I'm like 717 00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:24,709 oh you probably should have 718 00:35:24,709 --> 00:35:26,289 hmm 719 00:35:26,289 --> 00:35:27,169 but I was a child 720 00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:27,749 and I feel like 721 00:35:27,749 --> 00:35:28,489 I can't get in trouble 722 00:35:28,489 --> 00:35:33,709 and what was your initial reaction to that finding that dead body 723 00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:40,929 i was scared as a kid i wanted to get out of the woods i don't like the woods 724 00:35:40,929 --> 00:35:50,689 okay this all right i i'm gonna i gotta go rocky point uh i apologize for a second 725 00:35:50,689 --> 00:35:57,129 okay oh i messed up what'd you do these are all true 726 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:01,989 I just realized I don't have a fake lie. 727 00:36:02,349 --> 00:36:03,589 You were supposed to have two lies. 728 00:36:03,589 --> 00:36:04,109 Two lies? 729 00:36:04,509 --> 00:36:05,729 Oh, no. 730 00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:07,089 Shoot. 731 00:36:07,949 --> 00:36:10,869 Well, I guess we can also call this segment, 732 00:36:11,109 --> 00:36:12,449 learn it a little more about Francis. 733 00:36:13,009 --> 00:36:14,109 So I was right. 734 00:36:14,229 --> 00:36:15,709 You did handcaff yourself to somebody. 735 00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:17,549 That didn't feel like something that you would do. 736 00:36:17,849 --> 00:36:19,849 But the dead body thing is real too? 737 00:36:19,909 --> 00:36:20,189 Yeah. 738 00:36:20,189 --> 00:36:21,229 That sounds so fake. 739 00:36:21,469 --> 00:36:22,649 Oh, how did you? 740 00:36:22,809 --> 00:36:23,209 Wow. 741 00:36:23,429 --> 00:36:24,109 Oh my God. 742 00:36:25,229 --> 00:36:25,629 Wow. 743 00:36:25,629 --> 00:36:27,549 yeah it was a bloody wrapped 744 00:36:27,549 --> 00:36:31,049 human shaped thing in the woods 745 00:36:31,049 --> 00:36:31,829 whoa 746 00:36:31,829 --> 00:36:32,709 that's wild 747 00:36:32,709 --> 00:36:33,889 that is crazy 748 00:36:33,889 --> 00:36:34,269 yeah 749 00:36:34,269 --> 00:36:36,749 I'm 750 00:36:36,749 --> 00:36:38,349 hope I'm allowed to talk about it 751 00:36:38,349 --> 00:36:40,149 I can't believe I 752 00:36:40,149 --> 00:36:43,709 I did it all wrong 753 00:36:43,709 --> 00:36:45,049 oh man 754 00:36:45,049 --> 00:36:45,629 I didn't have 755 00:36:45,629 --> 00:36:46,769 I supposed to have two lies 756 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,429 two of them were supposed to be lies 757 00:36:49,429 --> 00:36:51,289 remember how we just did it 758 00:36:51,289 --> 00:36:51,869 just now 759 00:36:51,869 --> 00:37:03,994 I am Puss Okay Puss where In boots Okay All right well you redeemed yourself 760 00:37:04,334 --> 00:37:04,613 Damn. 761 00:37:05,654 --> 00:37:09,674 All right, well, that's interesting to know. 762 00:37:11,034 --> 00:37:12,394 I guess... 763 00:37:12,394 --> 00:37:13,954 Okay, how about... 764 00:37:13,954 --> 00:37:16,414 You can't give us a lie now. 765 00:37:16,414 --> 00:37:22,514 No, I was just going to say, guess which one hurt the most. 766 00:37:22,914 --> 00:37:29,654 the rocky point one you're good yep the one where you thought you were gonna die i can't believe i 767 00:37:29,654 --> 00:37:37,974 did this i'm sorry you guys that has been take it or believe it 768 00:37:37,974 --> 00:37:46,334 and i think with francis we're all believing it oh it's all true that's so embarrassing that's 769 00:37:46,334 --> 00:37:48,214 alright. You can 770 00:37:48,214 --> 00:37:49,334 redeem yourself right now 771 00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:52,374 with the big 772 00:37:52,374 --> 00:37:53,093 question. 773 00:37:54,053 --> 00:37:56,633 The question is very big. 774 00:37:57,854 --> 00:37:58,454 Okay. 775 00:37:58,994 --> 00:38:00,274 I have a big question 776 00:38:00,274 --> 00:38:02,374 for you. Okay. Can you handle it? 777 00:38:03,374 --> 00:38:03,674 No. 778 00:38:04,633 --> 00:38:06,053 We'll see. Okay, we'll see. 779 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,734 My question is, 780 00:38:09,934 --> 00:38:12,053 if you 781 00:38:12,053 --> 00:38:12,714 were 782 00:38:12,714 --> 00:38:16,014 put in a time travel machine and 783 00:38:16,014 --> 00:38:18,974 sent back to like a long time ago. 784 00:38:19,113 --> 00:38:22,454 Let's say like medieval or Renaissance times. 785 00:38:22,494 --> 00:38:23,834 This is like a long time ago. 786 00:38:25,674 --> 00:38:28,954 How would you convince other people that you were from the future? 787 00:38:30,774 --> 00:38:33,414 And let me just say that when you got beamed back into time, 788 00:38:34,633 --> 00:38:38,814 your glasses didn't come, you were bald because I don't want them to be like, 789 00:38:38,814 --> 00:38:40,974 she has modern hair, you know, so you're bald. 790 00:38:42,113 --> 00:38:42,934 I'm bald? 791 00:38:43,093 --> 00:38:45,474 Or just peasant-y looking. 792 00:38:45,474 --> 00:38:46,174 okay 793 00:38:46,174 --> 00:38:50,454 I don't get the bald actually might 794 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:51,874 work in my favor 795 00:38:51,874 --> 00:38:53,073 people are bald 796 00:38:53,073 --> 00:38:54,894 baldness is eternal 797 00:38:54,894 --> 00:38:57,494 how many women are more bald 798 00:38:57,494 --> 00:38:58,234 oh 799 00:38:58,234 --> 00:39:06,914 you're right 800 00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:09,434 okay so your hair just 801 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,214 matches times 802 00:39:11,214 --> 00:39:13,534 um 803 00:39:13,534 --> 00:39:15,073 okay 804 00:39:15,073 --> 00:39:20,934 that would be tough because anything you'd say would they'd start accusing you of being a witch 805 00:39:20,934 --> 00:39:29,734 um yeah so i asked and what how do i appear like how how is my presence 806 00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:35,694 like i'm this new entity in their lives how am i suddenly like explained to them i just appear 807 00:39:35,694 --> 00:39:39,474 for all they know you walked from the next town over your big claim is you're from the future 808 00:39:39,474 --> 00:39:50,534 okay that's true um okay i see yeah that you would like normally you'd say you want to 809 00:39:50,534 --> 00:39:57,654 predict things but you can't really predict like like old man johnson's cow's gonna 810 00:39:57,654 --> 00:40:07,214 he's gonna stop making milk um i i don't know how i'd do it uh you've stumped me on this one 811 00:40:07,214 --> 00:40:12,834 because you could if you tried to explain technology it would you really can't i mean 812 00:40:12,834 --> 00:40:19,334 most people can't most people don't understand technology enough yeah i mean i couldn't really 813 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:25,194 explain most of it right now but i guess um somebody get me a potato and two wires 814 00:40:25,194 --> 00:40:28,674 maybe if you just started like in 815 00:40:28,674 --> 00:40:36,934 yeah maybe if you just started inventing things like right then oh my god are you from the future 816 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,714 Is that what the Adventures of the Week are about? 817 00:40:39,394 --> 00:40:40,654 Thank you for finally noticing. 818 00:40:40,654 --> 00:40:45,774 But if you just start inventing things like, hey, you know. 819 00:40:45,994 --> 00:40:46,434 Like what, though? 820 00:40:46,774 --> 00:40:47,534 Like, I don't know. 821 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:48,974 Indoor plumbing would be nice. 822 00:40:49,073 --> 00:40:50,633 But could you really invent indoor plumbing? 823 00:40:52,214 --> 00:40:56,593 Because what if you told them about it and they were like, that's just a good idea. 824 00:40:56,714 --> 00:40:58,514 It's not necessarily proof of anything. 825 00:41:00,593 --> 00:41:00,954 Which? 826 00:41:01,034 --> 00:41:03,734 But if you were coming up with a whole bunch of really good ideas. 827 00:41:03,754 --> 00:41:05,514 If you were a nonstop good idea machine. 828 00:41:05,514 --> 00:41:10,214 you're like an old-fashioned ben franklin then people respect you but future 829 00:41:10,214 --> 00:41:19,354 um yeah i don't know if you could people would just think you were crazy or a witch 830 00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:27,934 so maybe you have a theory well i can say like maybe let's say it was like if it was specific to 831 00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:32,994 like if you went back around a period of time where something big was happening and you could 832 00:41:32,994 --> 00:41:34,573 help? Yeah. 833 00:41:35,174 --> 00:41:37,714 Okay. Like, if it was during the time of, like, the Black Plague... 834 00:41:37,714 --> 00:41:38,834 But again, how would I help? 835 00:41:42,073 --> 00:41:43,573 You could be like, it's not the 836 00:41:43,573 --> 00:41:45,734 cats, it's the rats. 837 00:41:46,514 --> 00:41:47,593 Did they think it was cats? 838 00:41:48,254 --> 00:41:50,214 My social studies teacher told us that. 839 00:41:51,714 --> 00:41:54,093 Do you think that was a take it or believe it situation? 840 00:41:54,654 --> 00:41:56,273 Well, if I was a teacher, it would have been true. 841 00:41:56,273 --> 00:41:56,613 Yeah. 842 00:41:56,613 --> 00:42:06,754 um but yeah he said that they thought it was the cats that were spreading it so they like 843 00:42:06,754 --> 00:42:11,214 killed all the cats they could find and then they had even more rats because there was no cats 844 00:42:11,214 --> 00:42:18,534 idiots yeah they deserve to die but the cats are the the people in the black plague yeah but that's 845 00:42:18,534 --> 00:42:24,113 my point is if it's something like that where you can be like i know about this you know people are 846 00:42:24,113 --> 00:42:28,654 like, you know, using leeches, you can be like, nah. 847 00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:30,234 Like scientific principles. 848 00:42:30,694 --> 00:42:30,874 Yeah. 849 00:42:31,054 --> 00:42:31,374 Yeah. 850 00:42:31,554 --> 00:42:35,894 But that's a tight rope to walk because someone's like, you know, which. 851 00:42:36,014 --> 00:42:36,334 Which. 852 00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:36,694 Yeah. 853 00:42:36,974 --> 00:42:38,334 You start using science. 854 00:42:38,474 --> 00:42:39,113 You get to be. 855 00:42:39,454 --> 00:42:41,294 But I also don't like what would be a cure. 856 00:42:41,573 --> 00:42:43,773 There's no, there wasn't like a cure for them. 857 00:42:43,773 --> 00:42:48,794 So like, how do you, if you were, you were like, just trust me, this is the way to make 858 00:42:48,794 --> 00:42:49,494 people better. 859 00:42:49,954 --> 00:42:51,174 That would be one thing. 860 00:42:52,573 --> 00:42:53,613 No, just giving information. 861 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:58,394 yeah it's from like a high point away from everyone it's not the cats you're wearing one 862 00:42:58,394 --> 00:43:04,234 of those masks with like a really long nose like the bird beak nose masks yeah plague doctors yeah 863 00:43:04,234 --> 00:43:10,234 yeah um so we don't really have a good answer to this um i think there's got to be something you 864 00:43:10,234 --> 00:43:16,254 could like okay when people are like cowering in fear because of an eclipse you could be like 865 00:43:16,254 --> 00:43:16,914 actually 866 00:43:16,914 --> 00:43:20,394 we learn in the future that it's because of 867 00:43:20,394 --> 00:43:20,773 this 868 00:43:20,773 --> 00:43:24,334 well didn't they like try and 869 00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:25,593 kill people that said that 870 00:43:25,593 --> 00:43:28,294 specifically we told you not to 871 00:43:28,294 --> 00:43:29,314 talk about the eclipse 872 00:43:29,314 --> 00:43:31,914 but they did kill people that were like 873 00:43:31,914 --> 00:43:34,154 actually the earth revolves around the sun 874 00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,374 not the other way 875 00:43:36,374 --> 00:43:37,014 around and you 876 00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:40,214 yeah Galileo me and Galileo 877 00:43:40,214 --> 00:43:41,633 would be having a real fun time in prison 878 00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:42,814 together 879 00:43:42,814 --> 00:43:46,214 I think this was a very hard ask 880 00:43:46,593 --> 00:43:46,854 Yeah. 881 00:43:48,754 --> 00:43:49,534 I agree. 882 00:43:49,734 --> 00:43:55,754 If you could just write down and pass this down to every generation of your family that Amazon and Google and Apple is going to be huge. 883 00:43:56,554 --> 00:43:56,734 Yeah. 884 00:43:56,814 --> 00:43:57,814 You don't have to understand it now. 885 00:44:00,093 --> 00:44:03,714 Just write down the word apple and pass it down. 886 00:44:04,113 --> 00:44:05,354 We already have apples. 887 00:44:06,174 --> 00:44:07,034 No, just trust me. 888 00:44:07,334 --> 00:44:09,474 No, just trust me. 889 00:44:09,474 --> 00:44:10,273 It's an apple you can't eat. 890 00:44:12,694 --> 00:44:15,093 Yeah, because I can't explain any invention myself either. 891 00:44:15,334 --> 00:44:15,613 Yeah. 892 00:44:16,214 --> 00:44:21,354 So I should learn how to explain the technology of something so that when I go back to the past. 893 00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:24,854 Also, I would be fine if they burned me as a witch. 894 00:44:24,974 --> 00:44:25,374 No. 895 00:44:26,214 --> 00:44:27,034 Yes, because... 896 00:44:27,034 --> 00:44:27,534 Fire hurts. 897 00:44:27,994 --> 00:44:30,174 Okay, but that... 898 00:44:30,174 --> 00:44:37,133 The medieval times sound so terrible to me. 899 00:44:37,214 --> 00:44:38,354 I would not want to live there. 900 00:44:39,374 --> 00:44:42,534 Again, I feel like it smells. 901 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:43,714 Everything smells. 902 00:44:44,354 --> 00:44:45,974 People probably have shit all over themselves. 903 00:44:46,214 --> 00:44:47,573 Like, I don't know. 904 00:44:48,414 --> 00:44:48,714 Yeah. 905 00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:50,034 Don't yuck their yum, okay? 906 00:44:51,354 --> 00:44:52,034 I was... 907 00:44:52,034 --> 00:44:56,273 How am I yucking their yum? 908 00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:57,633 You're going to go back in time and be like, 909 00:44:57,874 --> 00:44:58,954 Ew, shit! 910 00:44:59,593 --> 00:45:00,694 But they're like, mmm, yum. 911 00:45:00,694 --> 00:45:01,434 It's fashionable. 912 00:45:02,014 --> 00:45:03,234 I love my shit. 913 00:45:03,474 --> 00:45:04,194 I put that on my coat. 914 00:45:04,974 --> 00:45:06,174 I wasn't covered in shit. 915 00:45:06,214 --> 00:45:07,174 I do it on purpose. 916 00:45:07,494 --> 00:45:09,773 This is for Mr. Johnson's milkless cow. 917 00:45:11,914 --> 00:45:12,273 Yeah. 918 00:45:12,314 --> 00:45:12,914 All right. 919 00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:15,154 Well, I guess we don't have a good answer to this big question. 920 00:45:15,154 --> 00:45:16,214 So let me get this straight. 921 00:45:16,394 --> 00:45:21,054 I've ruined the segment and I stumped on the question. 922 00:45:21,254 --> 00:45:25,613 Well, it's, I think it's a good thought experiment and it might be something we can revisit. 923 00:45:25,854 --> 00:45:27,414 We can reopen the big question. 924 00:45:27,494 --> 00:45:33,874 If we figure out a way later or listeners, if you have a surefire way, let us know. 925 00:45:34,294 --> 00:45:35,694 You are obsessed with fire. 926 00:45:39,234 --> 00:45:42,954 Statue of Liberty had fire when we were there. 927 00:45:43,154 --> 00:45:44,154 Yeah, she still has it. 928 00:45:44,154 --> 00:45:44,894 She still has it. 929 00:45:44,894 --> 00:45:45,494 She loves fire. 930 00:45:45,934 --> 00:45:46,934 We were going to steal it, but we didn't. 931 00:45:47,014 --> 00:45:47,734 Pyro, babe. 932 00:45:48,734 --> 00:45:56,633 Yeah, if you have a solution to this problem, email us at friendslikeusofficial at gmail.com 933 00:45:56,633 --> 00:46:02,394 or leave us a comment on any, whatever your favorite social media platform is. 934 00:46:02,394 --> 00:46:07,073 Across all of them, we are at flu pod official. 935 00:46:07,314 --> 00:46:10,273 That's F-L-U-P-O-D official. 936 00:46:10,994 --> 00:46:12,734 Anywhere on social media. 937 00:46:12,734 --> 00:46:19,754 um i guess we'll wrap one last thing to do wrap up the secret word oh wait let's real quick we're 938 00:46:19,754 --> 00:46:25,434 wrapping up the big question oh the big question okay now it's wrapped so yeah secret words did 939 00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:32,773 you say yours i did and you i did you did i did well you you did it smooth so did you i have one 940 00:46:32,773 --> 00:46:42,434 guess oh shoot oh okay is your word eternal no okay i thought you were gonna get it for sure 941 00:46:42,434 --> 00:46:44,994 because I feel like I was really hamming mine in. 942 00:46:45,494 --> 00:46:48,814 Is your word dead body in the forest? 943 00:46:50,113 --> 00:46:50,814 Is your word? 944 00:46:50,854 --> 00:46:52,093 Why don't you understand the segment? 945 00:46:52,914 --> 00:46:54,334 No, my word is earlobe. 946 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,174 Oh, and then we made a whole thing about our earlobes. 947 00:46:59,194 --> 00:46:59,354 We did. 948 00:46:59,474 --> 00:47:00,454 It couldn't have worked out better for me. 949 00:47:01,314 --> 00:47:04,374 So you did say earlobes, which my word was earlobe. 950 00:47:04,434 --> 00:47:05,394 Does that count as an extra point? 951 00:47:06,654 --> 00:47:07,854 Yeah, I want to give it to you. 952 00:47:07,854 --> 00:47:11,314 I also want to give it to you because I totally forgot that you were with earlobe 953 00:47:11,314 --> 00:47:18,814 you got me to say the word wow yeah that's true joe three points joe said it too wow wait three 954 00:47:18,814 --> 00:47:25,334 points because one because he said it wait wait we don't get a point for saying our own secret word 955 00:47:25,334 --> 00:47:31,454 saying it and you didn't guess it yeah oh we get points for saying it and not guess okay i was just 956 00:47:31,454 --> 00:47:37,454 assuming we only got points when we guessed yeah what are you from the future oh okay so yes and 957 00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:43,334 then you got not only me to say it but you got joe to say it too wow yeah i'm pretty good big day 958 00:47:43,334 --> 00:47:50,694 for francis huge terrible with the segments fantastic with the secret word point rich 959 00:47:50,694 --> 00:48:00,093 all right do you have a guess for me uh yeah is it puppets no oh that would have been cool 960 00:48:00,093 --> 00:48:06,273 oh yeah no i i actually just like talking about puppets is your word nutmeg no 961 00:48:06,273 --> 00:48:14,474 you think i had my secret fact written out before my secret it's true i i am crafty like that 962 00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:21,974 i'm not a predator but i am crafty like that it's not predator i saw your eyes light up 963 00:48:21,974 --> 00:48:27,014 i know i thought you were getting sorry i don't know it then entity it was my word i thought you 964 00:48:27,014 --> 00:48:31,734 were gonna get it because i did not do a very elegant job when we were in the last in the big 965 00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:39,093 question i said so i just like this entity that shows up in the in the past and they don't wonder 966 00:48:39,093 --> 00:48:45,354 i kind of stop trusting you so much i know that's the problem we're okay all right well 967 00:48:45,354 --> 00:48:52,613 i got one point francis got three dang thanks everyone that was a huge success for you i am 968 00:48:52,613 --> 00:48:54,314 Puss in boots. 969 00:48:55,573 --> 00:48:56,654 I'm losing it. 970 00:48:57,394 --> 00:48:58,773 It's getting worse every time. 971 00:48:58,934 --> 00:48:59,773 I'm pussing boots. 972 00:49:01,214 --> 00:49:01,674 All right. 973 00:49:02,093 --> 00:49:07,573 Well, that's it for this episode of Friends Like Us. 974 00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:09,034 Thanks for listening. 975 00:49:09,714 --> 00:49:10,234 Bye.