all right welcome to friends like us a little bonus improv for you can we get a suggestion
from our producer joe we'll riff a little bit and then we'll do a scene your word is reminders
Reminders.
I thought I was going to say Romano.
Romano?
Yeah, I was like, let's just do an episode.
Ray Romano?
Yeah.
Or that's the only Romano I know besides cheese.
Everybody loves Romano?
That's got to be true.
Everybody loves Romano?
The cheese.
Oh, the cheese.
Yeah, I thought you meant the person.
I was like, I bet you there are people that don't.
Someone hates everyone.
Yeah, that don't like his particular.
Ah.
Hey.
That's not bad.
I would know that.
Watch my show.
Deborah!
I can't do it.
I can't do impressions.
I'm finding this out now.
It's okay.
You've got other talents.
I do.
Romano cheese.
What kind of cheese is that again?
Is that like a Parmesan?
Similar, yeah.
Okay.
But different.
How?
Do you know?
Yes.
One of them is Parmesan.
Okay, other than the name, Francis?
Parmesan comes on a wheel.
And Romano comes on Ray.
He carries Romano.
He delivers Romano.
If you ordered Romano, he would show up and deliver it.
And now, improv.
Ding dong.
Hello?
Oh, hey.
Ray.
Hey, you heard some cheese.
Yeah, thanks.
Ah, here's your cheese.
Save me from this prison of delivering cheese.
No, Ray.
We need you to do this.
Don't guilt me.
And I have another delivery tomorrow.
A bigger one.
No, no.
Get back in your car and go back from whence you came and prepare my cheese.
Okay.
Catch you the next day.
Ray, you could do this.
All right, this is your life now.
You don't have a TV show anymore.
You just deliver cheese.
Just accept it.
Ding dong Sorry it took me so long to get to the door Hey Hey why the long
Why the long face, buddy?
Because I...
I'm having a hard time accepting my life.
This can't be only cheese.
You know, I used to think no one couldn't love Romano cheese.
But now I don't love it.
because I deliver it all day long.
Um, I don't know why you're telling me this.
Because you keep ordering.
I can't be the only one
selecting the Ray Romano delivery option.
You are.
You're the only one.
So you're telling me
if I stop selecting that,
you'll be free?
I'll be free.
Free me from this prison you've put me in.
But it's cheaper
when I select you to deliver it.
I know, which is nuts to me.
I don't know why that is,
but that's the way cheese cheese cheese set it up uh that's the delivery service i work for i don't
know what i'll think about it please just next time tomorrow just try standard delivery not
ray romano i'll comp you the extra five dollars that they'll charge you to get a regular delivery
man just please okay leave my house cut to the next day honey i'm about to put our cheese order
in oh i can't wait to see ray on our doorstep again yeah he said some weird stuff yesterday
it made me start to feel bad why well he apparently he's in a hell and he wants to be out and i guess
we're putting him in the hell what yeah he doesn't want he doesn't want to deliver our cheese i don't
understand if my last name was the same as a cheese i'd want to be associated with that cheese
all the time obviously clearly he's going through a hard time i mean i wish there was a food item
that had the last name garabekian which is our last name but there isn't one so i know we're just
not lucky i know so instead i have to be a surgeon i can't deliver food i'm sorry don't upset yourself
I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't understand why Ray would have a problem with this.
Quite frankly, this makes me angry. It makes me want to order more cheese.
More cheese. I know. I had the same idea. All the cheese.
Let's do it. Should we do it?
Hold on. I'm clicking the wheel that goes up to the most cheese they sell.
Hundred wheels. Got it.
Oh and I clicking If it not here by a certain time it free Oh I love that they give you that option that you can toggle it on and off
Good.
But it's not here.
In 15 minutes.
He's getting a slap?
No.
We don't have to slap.
We don't have to.
We don't know what goes on behind the scenes of cheese, cheese, cheese.
All right.
Submitted.
That's $50,000 worth of cheese.
Cut to 16 minutes later.
Oh, I'm a minute late.
Oh, ding dong.
Ray, Ray, Ray.
I'm sorry.
Don't, I'm sorry.
I'm a minute late.
You know, my wife works hard.
That's right, I'm a surgeon.
You tell him, honey.
And we were going to set you free.
oh no yeah you were late but you didn't you could have untogled the 15 15 minute thing that you that
was voluntary tell me how to consume you could have you could have ordered one fewer wheel of
cheese that last wheel really got me right here here's your wheel
Go get it.
Oh, then what happens if I don't deliver it on time?
What do you think happens?
I'm not going to do surgery on you, that's for sure.
That's right.
That's Clarice Clarabekian, and she won't do surgery.
And if there's ever a Garabekian food, I'm not delivering it to you.
No, but I would like to taste it.
I bet it's delicious, and you won't be able to have any from us.
Yeah, you want a Garabekian platter?
shut up and get my cheese
oh i'm stuck in this hell
please please let me out i'm begging you
cut till later that night this is a lot of cheese i know
can we this is i sound like a crazy idea
should we get one more delivered by ray like a wheel one more one more wheel
and then force him to eat all this cheese.
If he wants to be free.
Yes.
101 wheels of cheese.
And then we'll set him free.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm selecting the immediate delivery option.
Yeah, okay.
Because I see his van outside.
Ding, ding, dong.
Hey buddy Oh one wheel what is what are you torturing me for uh we had we have a preposition oh i i listening yeah you hungry no i just ate actually was it a big meal it was huge i
starting a fast tomorrow so i really wanted to pack it on uh okay well this could still work for
you okay you know all the cheese you've ever delivered to us yeah every single wheel yeah
We've got them all.
Okay.
Yeah, some of them are bad by now.
We want you to eat them.
Okay.
Very funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what?
And then I'll be free?
I didn't say that, but I was gonna.
How'd you know?
I don't know.
Because otherwise this is just...
Torture.
Just you torturing.
Finding a new layer of hell.
Yeah.
I hate Romano cheese.
we've established to that
yeah you don't like it
and you don't like being free
I guess you have to choose
hold on
Clarice will get you a fork
she is not working today
that's right
surgery didn't mean me today
alright so
it's your move
Ray
if it means my freedom
I guess I'll do it
you have 20 minutes
cut to 19 minutes
and 100 wheels later.
Oh my god.
Please just shoot me.
Just shoot me.
Not like the fun TV show,
just shoot me.
I want to die.
I'm not going to be able to finish
this last wheel in a minute.
We don't believe in guns.
No.
Right, get it together.
You've got 45 seconds to do this.
You could do this.
If you can,
if your brother Brad Garrett
can win an Emmy,
you can do this.
i did it i'm free i'm free huh ha ha you can never order the ray romano delivery service again
funny story about uh verbally binding contracts uh hold on i just gotta check something on my
laptop
ding
go get the cheese
no
scene
you