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all right welcome to friends like us a little bonus improv for you can we get a suggestion

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from our producer joe we'll riff a little bit and then we'll do a scene your word is reminders

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Reminders.

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Reminders.

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I thought I was going to say Romano.

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Romano?

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Yeah, I was like, let's just do an episode.

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Ray Romano?

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Yeah.

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Or that's the only Romano I know besides cheese.

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Everybody loves Romano?

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That's got to be true.

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Everybody loves Romano?

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The cheese.

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Oh, the cheese.

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Yeah, I thought you meant the person.

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I was like, I bet you there are people that don't.

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Someone hates everyone.

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Yeah, that don't like his particular.

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Ah.

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Hey.

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That's not bad.

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I would know that.

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Watch my show.

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Deborah!

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I can't do it.

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I can't do impressions.

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I'm finding this out now.

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It's okay.

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You've got other talents.

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I do.

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Romano cheese.

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What kind of cheese is that again?

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Is that like a Parmesan?

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Similar, yeah.

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Okay.

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But different.

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How?

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Do you know?

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Yes.

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One of them is Parmesan.

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Okay, other than the name, Francis?

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Parmesan comes on a wheel.

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And Romano comes on Ray.

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He carries Romano.

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He delivers Romano.

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If you ordered Romano, he would show up and deliver it.

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And now, improv.

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Ding dong.

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Hello?

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Oh, hey.

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Ray.

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Hey, you heard some cheese.

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Yeah, thanks.

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Ah, here's your cheese.

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Save me from this prison of delivering cheese.

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No, Ray.

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We need you to do this.

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Don't guilt me.

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And I have another delivery tomorrow.

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A bigger one.

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No, no.

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Get back in your car and go back from whence you came and prepare my cheese.

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Okay.

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Catch you the next day.

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Ray, you could do this.

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All right, this is your life now.

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You don't have a TV show anymore.

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You just deliver cheese.

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Just accept it.

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Ding dong Sorry it took me so long to get to the door Hey Hey why the long

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Why the long face, buddy?

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Because I...

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I'm having a hard time accepting my life.

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This can't be only cheese.

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You know, I used to think no one couldn't love Romano cheese.

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But now I don't love it.

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because I deliver it all day long.

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Um, I don't know why you're telling me this.

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Because you keep ordering.

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I can't be the only one

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selecting the Ray Romano delivery option.

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You are.

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You're the only one.

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So you're telling me

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if I stop selecting that,

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you'll be free?

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I'll be free.

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Free me from this prison you've put me in.

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But it's cheaper

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when I select you to deliver it.

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I know, which is nuts to me.

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I don't know why that is,

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but that's the way cheese cheese cheese set it up uh that's the delivery service i work for i don't

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know what i'll think about it please just next time tomorrow just try standard delivery not

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ray romano i'll comp you the extra five dollars that they'll charge you to get a regular delivery

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man just please okay leave my house cut to the next day honey i'm about to put our cheese order

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in oh i can't wait to see ray on our doorstep again yeah he said some weird stuff yesterday

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it made me start to feel bad why well he apparently he's in a hell and he wants to be out and i guess

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we're putting him in the hell what yeah he doesn't want he doesn't want to deliver our cheese i don't

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understand if my last name was the same as a cheese i'd want to be associated with that cheese

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all the time obviously clearly he's going through a hard time i mean i wish there was a food item

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that had the last name garabekian which is our last name but there isn't one so i know we're just

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not lucky i know so instead i have to be a surgeon i can't deliver food i'm sorry don't upset yourself

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I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't understand why Ray would have a problem with this.

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Quite frankly, this makes me angry. It makes me want to order more cheese.

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More cheese. I know. I had the same idea. All the cheese.

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Let's do it. Should we do it?

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Hold on. I'm clicking the wheel that goes up to the most cheese they sell.

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Hundred wheels. Got it.

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Oh and I clicking If it not here by a certain time it free Oh I love that they give you that option that you can toggle it on and off

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Good.

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But it's not here.

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In 15 minutes.

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He's getting a slap?

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No.

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We don't have to slap.

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We don't have to.

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We don't know what goes on behind the scenes of cheese, cheese, cheese.

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All right.

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Submitted.

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That's $50,000 worth of cheese.

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Cut to 16 minutes later.

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Oh, I'm a minute late.

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Oh, ding dong.

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Ray, Ray, Ray.

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I'm sorry.

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Don't, I'm sorry.

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I'm a minute late.

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You know, my wife works hard.

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That's right, I'm a surgeon.

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You tell him, honey.

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And we were going to set you free.

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oh no yeah you were late but you didn't you could have untogled the 15 15 minute thing that you that

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was voluntary tell me how to consume you could have you could have ordered one fewer wheel of

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cheese that last wheel really got me right here here's your wheel

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Go get it.

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Oh, then what happens if I don't deliver it on time?

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What do you think happens?

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I'm not going to do surgery on you, that's for sure.

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That's right.

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That's Clarice Clarabekian, and she won't do surgery.

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And if there's ever a Garabekian food, I'm not delivering it to you.

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No, but I would like to taste it.

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I bet it's delicious, and you won't be able to have any from us.

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Yeah, you want a Garabekian platter?

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shut up and get my cheese

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oh i'm stuck in this hell

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please please let me out i'm begging you

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cut till later that night this is a lot of cheese i know

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can we this is i sound like a crazy idea

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should we get one more delivered by ray like a wheel one more one more wheel

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and then force him to eat all this cheese.

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If he wants to be free.

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Yes.

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101 wheels of cheese.

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And then we'll set him free.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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I'm selecting the immediate delivery option.

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Yeah, okay.

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Because I see his van outside.

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Ding, ding, dong.

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Hey buddy Oh one wheel what is what are you torturing me for uh we had we have a preposition oh i i listening yeah you hungry no i just ate actually was it a big meal it was huge i

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starting a fast tomorrow so i really wanted to pack it on uh okay well this could still work for

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you okay you know all the cheese you've ever delivered to us yeah every single wheel yeah

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We've got them all.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Yeah, some of them are bad by now.

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We want you to eat them.

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Okay.

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Very funny.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Wait, what?

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And then I'll be free?

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I didn't say that, but I was gonna.

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How'd you know?

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I don't know.

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Because otherwise this is just...

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Torture.

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Just you torturing.

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Finding a new layer of hell.

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Yeah.

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I hate Romano cheese.

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we've established to that

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yeah you don't like it

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and you don't like being free

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I guess you have to choose

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hold on

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Clarice will get you a fork

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she is not working today

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that's right

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surgery didn't mean me today

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alright so

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it's your move

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Ray

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if it means my freedom

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I guess I'll do it

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you have 20 minutes

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cut to 19 minutes

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and 100 wheels later.

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Oh my god.

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Please just shoot me.

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Just shoot me.

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Not like the fun TV show,

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just shoot me.

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I want to die.

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I'm not going to be able to finish

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this last wheel in a minute.

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We don't believe in guns.

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No.

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Right, get it together.

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You've got 45 seconds to do this.

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You could do this.

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If you can,

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if your brother Brad Garrett

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can win an Emmy,

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you can do this.

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i did it i'm free i'm free huh ha ha you can never order the ray romano delivery service again

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funny story about uh verbally binding contracts uh hold on i just gotta check something on my

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laptop

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ding

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go get the cheese

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no

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scene

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you