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welcome aboard you you had an interesting story right oh right right right i do have an interesting

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story this happened today i debated telling you because it comes at my dad's dignity his expense

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but i think we're past that at this point so today this is i was in the living room and he

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was in the shower and i heard him start to scream and i was like oh god like what what's happening

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and he's like frantes and i'm like what he's like go outside someone's messing with us

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i'm like what do you mean he's like someone turned off the water and i'm like what he's

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like go outside right now so i was like okay so i'm like going to the front door he comes running

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out of the bathroom and clad only in a towel shampoo in his hair and he runs he goes past me

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like i didn't even get to the door and he opens the door he runs outside i look through like the

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door and he's like looking this way and that way like in his towel he's like dripping wet

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and he comes back in i'm like was anyone out there he's like no they got away and i'm like

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what'd they do he's like they turn our water off i'm like why he's like they just do that

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then he comes in the house and he goes to the kitchen sink and he turns the water on and it's

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on and he goes hmm it's back on and he goes into a shower and he goes it's back on so i'm like okay

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then he comes out five minutes later and he goes it was me like he's got one of those like

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you know handheld attachments and when he went to like rinse his hair he flipped the switch

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and the water turned off.

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I love that Dennis' default state is

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I'm being sabotaged immediately.

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He goes from zero to

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someone's doing something terrible to me.

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Yeah, and enlisting my help.

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Got me off the couch and I didn't even get to go outside.

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Well, you could have still gone outside.

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I didn't want to.

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Not after that.

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Not in the beginning.

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He'd ruined it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Totally ruined.

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Yeah.

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So I thought that was something else of your own brand, though.

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Welcome to Friends Like Us, a podcast where friends talk about stuff.

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Before we get into more of the podcast, our regular listeners know about this already.

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But if you're listening for the first time, each episode, our producer Joe gives Francis and I each a secret word.

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And we need to slip that secret word into our conversation and see if the other person notices.

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And if they do notice, if someone can guess the other person's secret word, they get a point.

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A point.

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And at the end of our lives, we will add up all of the points.

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And whoever has the most wins.

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A prize yet to be determined.

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And now here's Joe with our secret words.

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Jenna's secret word is workstation.

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Francis's secret word is demeaning.

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Back to the podcast.

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Okay, we're back.

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Francis.

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Hey, Jenna.

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How are you?

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God, I missed you.

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Oh, I know.

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That's how I am.

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Yeah, I feel like this past week didn't even, like, what was I even doing if I wasn't with

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you?

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I can't name one thing.

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You that I was doing?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It'd be cool if I could though, huh?

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That would be amazing.

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If you just guessed something.

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Yeah.

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I bet you had water.

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What?

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I know.

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Close your drapes.

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Were you watching me?

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I did have water.

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I had actually quite a bit of water.

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I'm trying to make sure I drink at least half a gallon a day.

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Which doesn't sound like a lot.

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But it sometimes is a lot.

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I heard something interesting about drinking water.

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Say you're supposed to have a gallon a day, right?

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Let's just say.

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Okay.

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And you wake up in the morning and you chug a gallon a day.

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Right.

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I mean, a gallon of them right away.

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You didn't drink enough water.

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You're supposed to drink a gallon throughout the day.

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See, that might be part of my problem.

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I drink way more in the morning, like the first half of the day,

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than the second half of the day.

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You know you can also drown by drinking too much water?

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No, I didn't.

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I'm pretty sure that's true.

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Yeah, it's true.

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I like it to be true.

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Okay, cool.

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Then it is so.

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Listeners, be careful out there.

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It's summertime.

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You want to be drinking water, but don't drink too much water or you'll die.

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You could drown yourself by drinking too much water.

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And that's science.

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Yep.

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And now you know.

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And you're welcome.

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Glug, glug, glug.

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But not the fourth glug.

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Just glug, glug, glug.

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Not glug, glug, glug, glug.

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Yes, that's why you're ahead.

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Because you will die if you get to that fourth glug.

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And we don't want you to die.

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We love you, listeners.

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Aww.

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Yeah.

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We finally said it to them.

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I know.

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Oh my gosh, was it too soon?

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I think it was too soon.

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Okay.

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Just, you don't have to say it back.

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Just, I just wanted you to know that.

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And don't let it change anything.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I just, this was like, this wasn't meant to be an awkward thing.

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I wasn't trying to, like, guilt you into saying it back, listeners.

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I just thought, why keep it inside anymore?

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And, you know, I feel better having said it.

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And I expect nothing in return.

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Yeah, no pressure.

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But if we feel it, why wouldn't you?

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I mean, let's be honest.

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We're the more lovable ones in this situation.

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Yeah, we're putting in the work.

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Yeah.

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But it's fine if you don't want to say it.

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Totally cool.

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That's totally fine.

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But if you do want to say it,

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maybe say it in the comments.

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And soon, before we lose interest.

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I know.

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We have wandering eyes, listeners.

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Well, let's get to our first segment,

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and that is, as always, our invention of the week.

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Inventions.

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Great.

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Francis.

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Uh-huh.

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You're up.

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All right, so I feel like occasionally my inventions are a little high-tech,

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maybe a little bit outside the realm of what people can perceive as actionable.

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So I thought I'd bring it in with a nice, simple invention.

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And this is great because it's actually a kit.

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We're selling a kit.

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Okay, so what it is, is you put these little things on...

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I don't know what's going on.

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You put these little things on your feet, like little foot yarmulkes on your toes.

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And you lay down in bed, and on the top of the foot yarmulke are little razors,

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and you gently shimmy your toes, and it shreds the blanket.

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I am already seeing the value of this.

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Go on.

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I'm sorry.

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I totally just...

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Whoa.

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Anyway.

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Are you okay?

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Because I know I'm going with this.

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I know you don't.

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We're enjoying the ride, my man.

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anyway okay I'm done so anyway you take them off because it's for safety and

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then underneath the blanket where you shredded you cut out the shape of your

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toes okay so that you can lay down and you your blanket doesn't have to like

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pushed down on your feet they can be up so your toes pop through the blanket

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so your blanket has toe holes yeah yeah

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anyway um i thought a lot of people would like that

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okay so this so we sell

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the yarmulkes the razor blades on top of the kit yeah okay

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um that's part of the kit what is anything else included in the kit

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Is it just that?

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I guess that's it.

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Right.

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And so this is so that everyone's...

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Wait, is there a razor blade on each toe?

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No, just on the peak.

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okay so instead of just manually cutting your sheet yourself this is so is this to like properly calibrate where your feet go yes exactly yes okay uh and then the blanket will then

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settle so will it be individual toe there will be individual no no no it'll just be

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one big hole for all your toes yeah okay so then your feet are through this opening now

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or at least your toes are.

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Exactly, yes.

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And so you, as the user,

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are you now, when you like turn over in bed,

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do you bring all the sheets with you

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because your toes are,

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your toes, like the sheets are over,

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your toes are sticking out.

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So when you turn, the sheets turn.

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There is a little bit of movement, yes.

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Okay, so this is if you are someone

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that sleeps on your back

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and you don't move.

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Yeah, you can move a little.

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just like just like tiny little shifts left if it comes it comes

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you know

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is this a problem that you found with sheets for yourself well the other day i was in bed and i and

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i had my blanket over me and it's like a heavy blanket i'm like oh this thing's so heavy on my

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feet and i was like ding toe yarmulkes i feel like we can't name it that because then it'll

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seem like it's only for one group yes the toe lovers yeah people who love toes yeah um

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okay so do you have a name in mind um my first thought is the tent toe

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the tent toe yeah okay because it's like a pun on 10th okay and also a tent or just toesies

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hmm that's a good name toesies foot shark cozy toesies cozy toesies that's good foot

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Shark's pretty good, too, though.

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Yeah.

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So just like a regular straight edge blade.

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Do you provide the blade?

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Okay.

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Then they got to throw it away, though, on their honor.

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What happens if they keep it?

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Well, if they give it to someone else to make their own, that's stealing.

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oh you're saying these are single use that that if someone shares this with their friends

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they owe us royalties yeah this is a this is a ip okay so you're doing like the netflix model

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yeah we will be litigious yeah uh it'll be we see that your cozy toesies are logged into

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more than one bed.

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Maybe you need to mail them back.

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You know, we send you like a...

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What about people with multiple sets of sheets?

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Most people have multiple sets of sheets, right?

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This is the problem that Hulu and Netflix have run into.

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Yeah.

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I would say

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you tell us

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how much you want to pay

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based on how much you'll be using them.

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maybe we could invent some kind of a way for like the razor blade to self-destruct after a certain

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number of uses so it's like you tell us how many sheets you have in your house it could be made of

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ice made of ice so we're shipping people ice we're shipping people cold very sharp yarmulkes

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foot yarmulkes and yeah so like they use it quick or if you can't if you can't use it right now put

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in the freezer after dinner come back and use it if you can do two or three if you have hot feet

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get them cold before you put these on absolutely because they will melt and no refunds yeah sorry

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don't even think about having a cozy tosy party where all your friends bring their blankets over

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and you use one set of cozy toes he's really quick for all of your friends not happening this is fast

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Smelting ice, people.

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Just fast enough.

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Not so fast that you can't properly slice through your blankets if you need to.

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And please just don't use scissors.

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Guys, just don't use scissors.

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It's our idea.

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Come on.

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Don't be crappy.

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Big scissor doesn't need any more money.

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I don't know when you said big scissor.

257
00:14:26,548 --> 00:14:27,388
I thought big sister.

258
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:32,068
Oh, I thought you meant big comically oversized scissors for ribbon cuttings.

259
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For a museum.

260
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:36,148
Oh, maybe we do a cozy tozies for ribbon cuttings.

261
00:14:36,248 --> 00:14:37,688
Oh, you mean like a gift bag?

262
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:38,428
Yeah.

263
00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:42,148
Are you saying a kick would cut the rope?

264
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Both.

265
00:14:43,828 --> 00:14:44,108
Yes.

266
00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:45,168
Yeah.

267
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I want them to be in gift bags.

268
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I want these to be in bags like that they give presenters at the Oscars.

269
00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:54,808
And they're going to have to figure out some way to keep that ice frozen when they do that.

270
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,728
We got a partner with podiatrists.

271
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Okay.

272
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And Ready Ice.

273
00:15:00,888 --> 00:15:01,408
Yeah.

274
00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:04,868
Both of those groups are eager for visibility.

275
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:05,988
I know.

276
00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:11,388
But I just don't get enough in terms of visibility.

277
00:15:12,888 --> 00:15:17,268
Especially, I kind of wonder, do podiatrists,

278
00:15:17,308 --> 00:15:21,268
are they mad that their name is kind of close to pedophile?

279
00:15:22,268 --> 00:15:25,768
I think that about a lot of words.

280
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Anything with file, I'm like, oh, tough break.

281
00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:28,688
Yeah.

282
00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:30,788
I know.

283
00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:38,408
that's why i don't have any file cabinets if you look at my workstation there's nothing no files

284
00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:45,888
poor podiatrists is basically what i'm trying to say their name is so close to pedophile it's not

285
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:53,328
really that close but it's the ped pod pod i don't know you don't think that about podcast

286
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:59,588
that's true podcasts have done some questionable things we need a new career

287
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:07,008
yeah uh people are gonna think look what we've done friends like us

288
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:11,208
the pedophile where friends talk about stuff

289
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:19,668
oh god no i wish we had that men in black thing right now

290
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listeners forget that last 15 seconds it's erased it's hereby erased from your memory

291
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and if you didn't forcibly erase it from your memory we will know yeah this is just like the

292
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:41,368
foot shark don't even think about it yeah oh uh well i i think the foot shark is that well

293
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:47,148
there's obviously a need for it it's surprising to me that this hasn't come up before quite frankly

294
00:16:47,148 --> 00:16:53,788
it's one of those like you hear it and you're just like of course of course i need this wide

295
00:16:53,788 --> 00:17:01,268
appeal everyone has feet but most for the most part for the most part um it's okay if you don't

296
00:17:01,268 --> 00:17:08,488
and everyone has a bed for the most part it's okay if you don't everyone has sheets for the

297
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:15,168
most part in case you don't and every single person without exception sleeps exclusively on

298
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:19,448
their back we know this so everyone and everyone tucks in their sheets too tight

299
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,588
their feet need to escape

300
00:17:21,588 --> 00:17:23,008
this could also be

301
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,368
used to cut directly into the mattress

302
00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:26,668
for our stomach sleepers

303
00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:29,288
no no that's gonna be

304
00:17:29,288 --> 00:17:31,708
but if you're gonna do that you gotta buy a separate one

305
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:32,388
that's a different fee

306
00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:36,008
so don't even think

307
00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:36,888
about using it

308
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:38,188
we'll know

309
00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:40,208
that would probably feel so good

310
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:42,908
just to dig your feet into the mattress

311
00:17:42,908 --> 00:17:44,268
did you ever want to

312
00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:46,728
have one of those like holes

313
00:17:46,728 --> 00:17:48,968
like in a massage table

314
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,788
for your mattress so you can just put your face straight down

315
00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:52,908
instead of having to turn your neck.

316
00:17:53,008 --> 00:17:53,168
Yeah.

317
00:17:54,048 --> 00:17:54,308
Yeah.

318
00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:55,808
We should invent that next.

319
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:58,168
Stay tuned, listeners, next week.

320
00:17:58,308 --> 00:17:59,688
A surprise invention drops.

321
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,648
You're never going to guess what it is.

322
00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:03,068
All right.

323
00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:06,228
That wraps up the invention of the week.

324
00:18:07,308 --> 00:18:09,108
Moving on to our next segment.

325
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It's a little something we like to call

326
00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:14,508
Mass Murderer or Bjork.

327
00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:20,348
welcome to iceland

328
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:30,388
in this segment our producer joe will be reading us quotes and we will have to guess if it was said

329
00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:39,348
by a mass murderer or by bjork icelandic singer bjork all right joe are you ready i sure am

330
00:18:39,348 --> 00:18:46,348
all right your first quote is do not compare yourself to others if you do you're insulting

331
00:18:46,348 --> 00:18:47,208
yourself

332
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:57,088
wait i'm trying to understand that quote just is it is it you're insulting yourself

333
00:18:57,088 --> 00:19:04,688
or you're because you're better than others so deep oh so you're voting bjork

334
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:14,828
no plot twist killer because this seems like something a killer would say in court

335
00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:21,348
right before they're sentenced i'm gonna go with all right i'm gonna go with bjork then

336
00:19:21,348 --> 00:19:32,208
okay it was adolf hitler whoa i guess i was more like a court thing that's like a positivity thing

337
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:34,968
He's like, hey, man, be nice to my friend Francis.

338
00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:36,968
Like, he's...

339
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:37,968
Or I'll gas you.

340
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:38,968
Yeah.

341
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:43,968
Or the next shower you're in, we'll have no drains.

342
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:44,968
Okay.

343
00:19:44,968 --> 00:20:00,576
Was that a thing Because I feel like once you saw that I be like nope It one of those Well I don think anyone was tricked as to I don think anyone was like oh good we finally going to get a shower here at Auschwitz

344
00:20:00,836 --> 00:20:01,656
I guess I was thinking like...

345
00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:02,476
Aus-shower-witz.

346
00:20:03,896 --> 00:20:05,336
That's the new name.

347
00:20:06,216 --> 00:20:08,816
The first bathroom-related pun.

348
00:20:10,656 --> 00:20:11,555
Diage of the Holocaust.

349
00:20:12,035 --> 00:20:13,136
You heard it here first.

350
00:20:14,736 --> 00:20:16,376
We're doing really innovative things here.

351
00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:16,795
All right.

352
00:20:17,555 --> 00:20:18,696
So good job, Francis.

353
00:20:18,816 --> 00:20:18,996
Thanks.

354
00:20:19,096 --> 00:20:20,055
You're up one nothing.

355
00:20:21,535 --> 00:20:22,216
Next quote.

356
00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:25,096
There's no map to human behavior.

357
00:20:28,015 --> 00:20:29,576
I'm going to go mass murderer.

358
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:32,676
I'm going to say Bjork.

359
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:35,136
It's Bjork.

360
00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:37,216
Oh, my God.

361
00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:40,096
I think you need remedial Bjork.

362
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:41,676
I guess I do.

363
00:20:42,196 --> 00:20:43,376
Bjork, I'm so sorry.

364
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,716
Mass murderers, I'm so sorry.

365
00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:46,896
I'm failing all of you.

366
00:20:47,676 --> 00:20:48,596
I'm doing great.

367
00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:52,116
You are one with the mass murderers

368
00:20:52,116 --> 00:20:52,756
and Bjork.

369
00:20:53,216 --> 00:20:55,535
Next quote.

370
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,736
Religion is a mistake.

371
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,896
Its self-righteousness is exhausting.

372
00:21:03,236 --> 00:21:04,736
Let me just try something really quick.

373
00:21:05,856 --> 00:21:07,156
Religion is a mistake.

374
00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:09,936
Its righteousness is exhausting.

375
00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:12,356
Or...

376
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:12,876
Religion.

377
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:14,716
Hi.

378
00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:16,775
It's harder than it sounds.

379
00:21:17,916 --> 00:21:18,756
It's your mistake.

380
00:21:24,256 --> 00:21:26,775
Oh, you're really helping me here.

381
00:21:26,976 --> 00:21:28,636
Because now I get to hear it in both voices.

382
00:21:30,096 --> 00:21:33,416
And I'm going to go...

383
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,316
Well, I picked first last time.

384
00:21:35,396 --> 00:21:36,316
You pick first this time.

385
00:21:36,535 --> 00:21:37,076
Oh, thank you.

386
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:40,356
Bjork.

387
00:21:41,396 --> 00:21:42,535
I'm going to go mass murderer.

388
00:21:42,756 --> 00:21:43,436
I think you're right.

389
00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:44,516
It's Bjork.

390
00:21:44,716 --> 00:21:45,076
Oh!

391
00:21:45,716 --> 00:21:46,736
Oh my gosh.

392
00:21:47,096 --> 00:21:48,795
I'm failing spectacularly.

393
00:21:48,816 --> 00:21:49,896
And I'm trying, too.

394
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:51,576
You're doing great, except no.

395
00:21:52,035 --> 00:21:53,956
Except we're not doing well at all.

396
00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:54,376
Yeah.

397
00:21:54,535 --> 00:21:56,476
I shouldn't compare myself to you, according to Hitler, though.

398
00:21:56,476 --> 00:21:57,275
No, it's demeaning.

399
00:21:57,356 --> 00:21:57,795
Don't do that.

400
00:21:58,535 --> 00:22:00,096
I would be insulting myself.

401
00:22:01,076 --> 00:22:01,756
I don't know how.

402
00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:03,136
I'm losing, and you're winning.

403
00:22:03,576 --> 00:22:04,416
What do you mean you don't know how?

404
00:22:04,795 --> 00:22:05,836
Is it unfathomable?

405
00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:07,295
No, I mean, I don't know.

406
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:13,196
No, I mean, I don't know how it would be demeaning to you or demeaning to me

407
00:22:13,196 --> 00:22:17,396
to compare myself to someone that is demonstrably doing better than I am.

408
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,156
Oh, you're right. I was putting myself down.

409
00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:20,676
Yes, stop doing that.

410
00:22:20,676 --> 00:22:22,035
I gotta stop doing that.

411
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:23,016
What does Hitler say?

412
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:23,856
I forgot.

413
00:22:24,696 --> 00:22:24,896
Hey.

414
00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,055
I'm gonna get a little bracelet.

415
00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:29,236
WWHS.

416
00:22:29,756 --> 00:22:30,555
What would Hitler say?

417
00:22:30,836 --> 00:22:31,416
Oh, man.

418
00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:35,136
I want whoever hears any of this episode

419
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,936
to hear from beginning to end.

420
00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:38,775
This always should be in context.

421
00:22:40,196 --> 00:22:41,656
Don't just clip.

422
00:22:41,656 --> 00:22:43,736
it's just the Hitler part.

423
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:45,516
Otherwise,

424
00:22:46,096 --> 00:22:47,816
we will come with

425
00:22:47,816 --> 00:22:50,216
the shark toe, what would it call it?

426
00:22:50,216 --> 00:22:51,716
Oh my god, I can't believe we went from

427
00:22:51,716 --> 00:22:53,996
foot yarmulkes to Hitler.

428
00:22:55,096 --> 00:22:55,916
Good lord.

429
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,756
Let's not read too much into it.

430
00:23:01,295 --> 00:23:02,356
Let's not read too much into it.

431
00:23:02,636 --> 00:23:02,916
Okay.

432
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,136
We got a couple more.

433
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:06,456
Okay.

434
00:23:07,476 --> 00:23:07,976
Next quote.

435
00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:10,096
Women hold up half the sky.

436
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:15,436
I'm gonna guess Bjork.

437
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,696
You are? Can I also guess Bjork?

438
00:23:18,176 --> 00:23:18,936
Hmm? Bjork.

439
00:23:20,136 --> 00:23:21,076
It's Chairman Mao.

440
00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:21,936
Whoa!

441
00:23:23,516 --> 00:23:24,676
Good for Mao.

442
00:23:26,836 --> 00:23:27,996
Hey, we got...

443
00:23:27,996 --> 00:23:29,275
We both got it wrong.

444
00:23:29,356 --> 00:23:30,035
Yeah. Alright.

445
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,976
Well, at least I'm keeping my streak alive of not getting one right.

446
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,275
I just want you to know I was writing down the points,

447
00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:39,035
and under the three, which are mine, I put N.

448
00:23:39,035 --> 00:23:46,496
which has nothing to do with anything next quote my whole life i've suffered i've faced

449
00:23:46,496 --> 00:23:50,896
disappointments and pain that's why i want to make other people happy and make them feel at home

450
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:57,256
this is trickery i know this feels obviously like it should be bjork and not a mass murderer

451
00:23:57,256 --> 00:24:07,176
mass murderer final answer i'm i'm gonna go with bjork it's mass murderer jim jones jim jones

452
00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:07,535
Who was he?

453
00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:09,295
Jonestown Massacre.

454
00:24:09,596 --> 00:24:12,276
Jonestown Massacre guy.

455
00:24:13,676 --> 00:24:15,096
Drinking the Kool-Aid guy.

456
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:16,035
That's him?

457
00:24:16,216 --> 00:24:16,496
Yeah.

458
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,756
Like 700 people.

459
00:24:19,656 --> 00:24:20,676
I would not have consumed.

460
00:24:21,096 --> 00:24:22,216
I don't even like Kool-Aid.

461
00:24:22,656 --> 00:24:24,756
I like it enough if you're hot, I guess.

462
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:28,396
Well, it was in Guyana, I'm pretty sure.

463
00:24:29,196 --> 00:24:30,316
It's pretty hot in Guyana.

464
00:24:30,496 --> 00:24:32,316
No, I meant if the cult leader's hot.

465
00:24:32,856 --> 00:24:33,055
Oh.

466
00:24:34,176 --> 00:24:35,436
No, he wasn't good looking.

467
00:24:35,436 --> 00:24:37,656
Oh, then get me out of here.

468
00:24:37,816 --> 00:24:39,396
But he would have made you feel at home.

469
00:24:40,236 --> 00:24:41,776
He would have made you feel hot.

470
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:42,456
Does that...

471
00:24:42,456 --> 00:24:42,876
Do you...

472
00:24:42,876 --> 00:24:44,116
Well, you think everyone's hot.

473
00:24:45,055 --> 00:24:46,535
As we previously established.

474
00:24:47,076 --> 00:24:48,136
Until they give me Kool-Aid.

475
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:49,676
Good question.

476
00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:51,035
Why is everyone around me falling over?

477
00:24:51,876 --> 00:24:53,676
So you'd wait and see what happened.

478
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:54,936
Exactly.

479
00:24:55,136 --> 00:24:57,376
Let's be like, let's see how other people react to this Kool-Aid.

480
00:24:57,516 --> 00:24:58,376
Let's put on some Bjork.

481
00:25:00,055 --> 00:25:00,555
All right.

482
00:25:00,795 --> 00:25:01,555
I got...

483
00:25:01,555 --> 00:25:03,136
I'm still 0 for...

484
00:25:03,136 --> 00:25:04,456
Was that 0 for 5 now?

485
00:25:04,456 --> 00:25:04,776
Yeah.

486
00:25:04,776 --> 00:25:06,936
I got two more

487
00:25:06,936 --> 00:25:07,436
Alright

488
00:25:07,436 --> 00:25:10,116
I'm rooting for you, Jaybird

489
00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:12,156
I can't beat you

490
00:25:12,156 --> 00:25:14,736
If we're all god

491
00:25:14,736 --> 00:25:16,416
then we're all the devil too

492
00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:20,256
Joe's trying to trick us

493
00:25:20,256 --> 00:25:22,776
Bjork's trying to trick us

494
00:25:23,535 --> 00:25:31,016
If we're all god

495
00:25:31,016 --> 00:25:33,716
If we're all god

496
00:25:33,716 --> 00:25:35,456
from Texas.

497
00:25:37,016 --> 00:25:37,336
Yep.

498
00:25:38,555 --> 00:25:40,276
Maybe it was the Chainsaw Massacre guy.

499
00:25:42,696 --> 00:25:43,795
I'm gonna go

500
00:25:43,795 --> 00:25:45,436
Mass Murderer. Me too.

501
00:25:47,736 --> 00:25:48,936
Charles Manson.

502
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,356
Mark one up on the board

503
00:25:51,356 --> 00:25:53,535
for Jenna. Now it's five to one.

504
00:25:53,836 --> 00:25:54,936
Only one left.

505
00:25:55,496 --> 00:25:57,476
You can come back from this. Go on without

506
00:25:57,476 --> 00:25:59,035
me. Leave me here, Francis. No!

507
00:25:59,436 --> 00:26:01,216
Drink this Kool-Aid with me. Okay.

508
00:26:01,976 --> 00:26:02,776
I'll go first.

509
00:26:03,716 --> 00:26:07,676
alright you guys ready for the last one

510
00:26:07,676 --> 00:26:07,996
yep

511
00:26:07,996 --> 00:26:10,216
it's a little bit of a doozy

512
00:26:10,216 --> 00:26:13,736
when I was a teenager

513
00:26:13,736 --> 00:26:15,996
in Iceland people would throw rocks

514
00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:17,876
and shout abuse at me because they thought

515
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:18,676
I was weird

516
00:26:18,676 --> 00:26:21,836
I'm gonna go mass murder

517
00:26:21,836 --> 00:26:23,616
I feel like

518
00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:25,436
this is the ultimate trick

519
00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:27,516
since I can't lose Bjork

520
00:26:27,516 --> 00:26:32,535
it was Stalin

521
00:26:32,535 --> 00:26:34,336
no I'm just kidding it was Bjork

522
00:26:34,336 --> 00:26:36,716
we saw him as a young girl in Iceland

523
00:26:36,716 --> 00:26:38,256
alright

524
00:26:38,256 --> 00:26:40,916
well I'm happy with my one

525
00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:42,676
point you can cash that in

526
00:26:42,676 --> 00:26:43,336
for what

527
00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:46,516
a Bjork cassette tape

528
00:26:46,516 --> 00:26:49,196
narrated by

529
00:26:49,196 --> 00:26:50,336
Chairman Mao

530
00:26:50,336 --> 00:26:52,116
yes

531
00:26:52,116 --> 00:26:54,196
well

532
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:55,976
that has been

533
00:26:55,976 --> 00:26:58,736
mass murderer or Bjork

534
00:26:58,736 --> 00:27:00,696
I see fairies

535
00:27:00,696 --> 00:27:01,656
and demons

536
00:27:01,656 --> 00:27:05,276
I really feel like a failure

537
00:27:05,276 --> 00:27:05,996
No

538
00:27:05,996 --> 00:27:07,096
It's okay

539
00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:08,616
It's good to feel like that

540
00:27:08,616 --> 00:27:09,816
Despite what Hitler says

541
00:27:09,816 --> 00:27:12,616
It's good to bring yourself down every now and then

542
00:27:12,616 --> 00:27:14,295
I agree, keeps you humble, human

543
00:27:14,295 --> 00:27:20,476
Well, I guess while I'm in this thoughtful, reflective mood

544
00:27:20,476 --> 00:27:24,736
It's time for the big question

545
00:27:24,736 --> 00:27:26,256
The big question

546
00:27:26,256 --> 00:27:30,035
The question is very big

547
00:27:30,035 --> 00:27:33,656
Francis, I really hope you have a big question for me

548
00:27:33,656 --> 00:27:35,336
because I do not have one for you.

549
00:27:35,456 --> 00:27:36,216
I do, I have one.

550
00:27:36,336 --> 00:27:36,795
Okay, great.

551
00:27:37,396 --> 00:27:40,496
So I was watching an episode of Rick and Morty,

552
00:27:40,616 --> 00:27:42,295
a while about, a while about,

553
00:27:42,516 --> 00:27:46,176
and there was one where he had his own planet

554
00:27:46,176 --> 00:27:48,055
that was just for a toilet.

555
00:27:48,216 --> 00:27:49,016
Oh, yeah, yeah.

556
00:27:49,156 --> 00:27:51,696
So he could look out on the vistas and crap it out.

557
00:27:51,896 --> 00:27:52,076
Yep.

558
00:27:52,616 --> 00:27:53,856
And it got me wondering,

559
00:27:54,156 --> 00:27:57,936
if you had your own, like, Jenna planet,

560
00:27:58,356 --> 00:27:59,795
what would be special about it?

561
00:27:59,795 --> 00:28:02,436
or like what would be on it that would make it unique to you?

562
00:28:03,096 --> 00:28:03,436
Ooh.

563
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:10,096
I would say the whole thing would be waterfront of some kind.

564
00:28:10,576 --> 00:28:12,576
Everywhere you went would be different kinds of waterfront,

565
00:28:12,656 --> 00:28:14,016
but you'd never have to be in the water.

566
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:18,816
And so if you're like, let's say you're at a beach area of it,

567
00:28:19,136 --> 00:28:22,576
then there's always like beach noise.

568
00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:24,536
Like white noise is a big thing for me.

569
00:28:24,656 --> 00:28:26,876
I don't, like I love like background noise.

570
00:28:27,436 --> 00:28:29,396
So if you're like at a still lake,

571
00:28:29,396 --> 00:28:34,936
The lake water will be still, but there will be some kind of other white noise going on.

572
00:28:35,216 --> 00:28:35,636
Like birds?

573
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,136
Eh, I don't know.

574
00:28:38,636 --> 00:28:39,816
Birds are kind of annoying.

575
00:28:40,076 --> 00:28:41,236
Okay, like couples talking?

576
00:28:41,716 --> 00:28:42,436
That would be weird.

577
00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:44,856
If you're alone, but then there's just like people talking.

578
00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:45,276
I don't know.

579
00:28:45,336 --> 00:28:46,996
That might make me go a little insane.

580
00:28:47,555 --> 00:28:47,836
Okay.

581
00:28:48,376 --> 00:28:50,376
Cicadas are not a bad white noise sound.

582
00:28:52,036 --> 00:28:53,036
That would be okay.

583
00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:53,516
Let's see.

584
00:28:53,536 --> 00:28:55,336
What else would be unique about mine?

585
00:28:56,055 --> 00:28:58,696
It would never be above 72 degrees.

586
00:28:58,696 --> 00:28:59,256
Ooh.

587
00:28:59,396 --> 00:29:06,536
good one yeah in fact i want there to be an area of my planet that's like snowy and chilly maybe i

588
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:12,956
want all four seasons in the in the planet and then i guess that's what you want i got news for you

589
00:29:14,096 --> 00:29:22,436
what they did that on earth no are you saying you want it snowy but not more than 72 degrees

590
00:29:22,436 --> 00:29:27,676
well no i'm saying in general the whole planet would never get to be more than 72 degrees

591
00:29:27,676 --> 00:29:34,536
but i would like to be able to like have areas i could just like walk to one section and it's

592
00:29:34,536 --> 00:29:39,295
this is winter and then i like and then like take a like a little five minute walk and then oh look

593
00:29:39,295 --> 00:29:54,603
i in summer now oh and like and you feeling the weather of summer or the weather of winter yeah that would be nice i will okay i make a caveat for the summer i allow it to be up to 78 degrees that nice and there be a breeze oh yeah definitely a breeze

594
00:29:54,603 --> 00:29:59,143
yeah yeah i'm trying to think if there's like so that's just like environmental like do you have

595
00:29:59,143 --> 00:30:09,123
anything in mind for your planet um my planet yeah um basically i when i thought about asking

596
00:30:09,123 --> 00:30:15,843
you this i thought to myself what i'd really like is like you ever see those pictures or videos of

597
00:30:15,843 --> 00:30:21,243
like cities in china they're like living in the year 3000 because they have like super fast rail

598
00:30:21,243 --> 00:30:27,163
and like everything looks all technologically advanced i like the idea of high speed rail

599
00:30:27,163 --> 00:30:33,443
going everywhere but i also like a mediterranean villa so i want like a nice marriage of like old

600
00:30:33,443 --> 00:30:40,043
and new a mediterranean train high-speed train yeah of course yeah coal-powered

601
00:30:40,043 --> 00:30:47,283
are there other people on your planet they're always in the distance like i'm always seeing

602
00:30:47,283 --> 00:30:53,343
people but they're never in my way like i never have to wait in a long ass line i never have to

603
00:30:53,343 --> 00:30:59,143
deal with someone's attitude i don't like you know yeah i guess i i was thinking about it in

604
00:30:59,143 --> 00:31:01,683
in terms of like the Rick and Morty episode where he's alone.

605
00:31:02,143 --> 00:31:02,823
I guess it doesn't have,

606
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:03,403
it's my planet.

607
00:31:03,483 --> 00:31:04,303
I can do what I want with it.

608
00:31:04,323 --> 00:31:05,083
He wasn't really alone.

609
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:05,923
That's true.

610
00:31:05,983 --> 00:31:06,343
He wasn't.

611
00:31:06,863 --> 00:31:07,783
So yeah,

612
00:31:07,843 --> 00:31:08,323
maybe I,

613
00:31:09,463 --> 00:31:11,063
I need to rethink this.

614
00:31:11,823 --> 00:31:12,003
Yeah.

615
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:15,623
It would be nice to have kind of like an urban environment too.

616
00:31:15,703 --> 00:31:16,443
Not just nature.

617
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:17,823
Nature's fine,

618
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:19,543
but I don't want it all the time.

619
00:31:21,343 --> 00:31:24,763
Am I living on this planet all like 24 seven?

620
00:31:25,003 --> 00:31:25,663
You don't have to,

621
00:31:25,723 --> 00:31:27,223
but if you're designing a planet,

622
00:31:27,323 --> 00:31:28,403
I imagine you'd want to live there.

623
00:31:28,543 --> 00:31:28,763
Okay.

624
00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:30,823
because then I'd want to bring people with me.

625
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:31,823
Like people you know?

626
00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:32,203
Yeah.

627
00:31:32,343 --> 00:31:33,363
Like the people that I like.

628
00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:34,983
Like it would be a bummer

629
00:31:34,983 --> 00:31:37,383
to be on an amazing planet

630
00:31:37,383 --> 00:31:38,963
and then not have your friends there.

631
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:40,363
You could always invite them.

632
00:31:41,263 --> 00:31:42,743
Like, hey, I'm calling from Jenna 9.

633
00:31:44,383 --> 00:31:45,463
Sleepover next weekend?

634
00:31:45,723 --> 00:31:48,043
Just hop on the high-speed Mediterranean train.

635
00:31:48,663 --> 00:31:50,103
And don't tip the workers.

636
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,023
The coal shovelers.

637
00:31:53,263 --> 00:31:53,703
Yeah.

638
00:31:54,143 --> 00:31:57,403
Definitely do not let them borrow your shark toes.

639
00:31:57,403 --> 00:32:04,383
don't let them see your phone those aren't on my planet um i was gonna say you didn't once

640
00:32:04,383 --> 00:32:10,663
mention shark foot or whatever i call it that was the test i wanted to know if you'd put it on your

641
00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:17,323
planet well in my planet if it's his ideal planet all blankets come pre-shark toad

642
00:32:17,323 --> 00:32:23,663
all right that's fair oh yeah i mean at what point in time do shark toes just go

643
00:32:23,663 --> 00:32:25,163
into blanket making.

644
00:32:25,763 --> 00:32:27,983
Okay. I feel obliged to mention

645
00:32:27,983 --> 00:32:30,003
that during a brief commercial break

646
00:32:30,003 --> 00:32:32,103
earlier, that same suggestion was made by the producer.

647
00:32:32,683 --> 00:32:34,383
And it does make a lot of sense.

648
00:32:35,123 --> 00:32:36,123
We'll have to workshop it.

649
00:32:36,223 --> 00:32:38,063
I mean, the demand for shark toes is going to be so high.

650
00:32:38,303 --> 00:32:40,083
Yeah. It was implied that they would be there.

651
00:32:40,563 --> 00:32:40,763
Yeah.

652
00:32:41,883 --> 00:32:42,803
What about nudity?

653
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,523
With regard to shark toes or on my planet?

654
00:32:48,543 --> 00:32:49,083
On your planet.

655
00:32:49,903 --> 00:32:51,163
What about nudity?

656
00:32:51,163 --> 00:32:54,263
I'm not sure I understand the question

657
00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:56,503
Well, how naked is your planet?

658
00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,803
Everyone is clothed

659
00:33:00,803 --> 00:33:01,783
Oh, okay

660
00:33:01,783 --> 00:33:03,643
Like here? Or more than here?

661
00:33:04,063 --> 00:33:06,443
Everyone is clothed the amount

662
00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:08,043
that I want them to be clothed

663
00:33:08,043 --> 00:33:10,183
Which for most people is very

664
00:33:10,183 --> 00:33:10,963
Okay

665
00:33:10,963 --> 00:33:12,963
I can't make it

666
00:33:12,963 --> 00:33:16,943
I'm sorry, you're already on that train

667
00:33:16,943 --> 00:33:18,783
You're already on that high speed

668
00:33:18,783 --> 00:33:19,703
coal train

669
00:33:19,703 --> 00:33:26,503
okay that's fair it's a one-way it's a one-way trip you you gotta go all the way to the end

670
00:33:26,503 --> 00:33:29,783
um i don't know i don't like it when people aren't wearing enough clothing

671
00:33:29,783 --> 00:33:35,423
you know interesting thing about clothing is um i someone came to my school one time to talk

672
00:33:35,423 --> 00:33:39,383
about nudist communities what my college oh

673
00:33:39,383 --> 00:33:48,903
it's like what kind of a podiatrist did they let into your school he's just talking about

674
00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:54,863
okay anyway go on anyway um long story short they they said something that always stuck with me

675
00:33:54,863 --> 00:33:59,783
which was basically like when people are all naked together no one cares but the minute there's like

676
00:33:59,783 --> 00:34:04,763
they're getting dressed to go home and there's like a tiny little bit of cleavage or like mystery

677
00:34:04,763 --> 00:34:08,143
then people are like leaning forward to look because it's all about the mystery

678
00:34:08,143 --> 00:34:13,803
i mean i guess if you're then that's like making the nudist colony strictly about

679
00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:19,043
sexualizing people or desexualizing people i don't know either way it's like i feel like clothes are

680
00:34:19,043 --> 00:34:24,463
comfortable like i it's like when you're in a car i feel uncomfortable if i'm not wearing the

681
00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:33,083
seat belt like i like the way a seat belt feels i like to hold it just to the side no i like i hold

682
00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:40,083
it while you drive in front of me yeah like while you're buckled not not like not in lieu of buckling

683
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:40,723
Yes, exactly.

684
00:34:40,943 --> 00:34:41,143
Okay.

685
00:34:43,543 --> 00:34:43,943
Yeah.

686
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:44,803
I don't know.

687
00:34:45,003 --> 00:34:46,163
So, like, clothing to me is comfortable.

688
00:34:46,203 --> 00:34:47,863
I would feel uncomfortable not having.

689
00:34:47,943 --> 00:34:49,603
Like, sitting down without clothes?

690
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:51,423
Sitting on a chair?

691
00:34:53,243 --> 00:34:54,003
Bare ass?

692
00:34:54,523 --> 00:34:54,923
That's...

693
00:34:54,923 --> 00:34:56,163
I just wanted to know.

694
00:34:57,023 --> 00:34:59,543
So, I guess now everyone is...

695
00:34:59,543 --> 00:35:03,143
Everyone's clothed unless it's the appropriate time to not be clothed.

696
00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:05,083
Beautifully said.

697
00:35:05,443 --> 00:35:08,883
Like, if you're in a shower, you are welcome to take your clothing off.

698
00:35:08,883 --> 00:35:10,363
as long as I'm not there

699
00:35:10,363 --> 00:35:11,163
as long as I'm not there

700
00:35:11,163 --> 00:35:11,803
exactly

701
00:35:11,803 --> 00:35:13,543
you're just watching everyone shower

702
00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:15,163
and they're fully clothed

703
00:35:15,163 --> 00:35:16,743
now that

704
00:35:16,743 --> 00:35:17,583
that's hot

705
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,643
anything else for your planet?

706
00:35:23,823 --> 00:35:24,563
everyone's hot

707
00:35:24,563 --> 00:35:26,623
which will be easy

708
00:35:26,623 --> 00:35:27,983
because everyone's hot to me

709
00:35:27,983 --> 00:35:28,323
yep

710
00:35:28,323 --> 00:35:28,883
I was going to say

711
00:35:28,883 --> 00:35:29,623
that's this planet

712
00:35:29,623 --> 00:35:31,643
yeah

713
00:35:31,643 --> 00:35:32,943
I'll be sure to invite you

714
00:35:32,943 --> 00:35:33,903
thank you

715
00:35:33,903 --> 00:35:36,763
I'll be sure to not tip the

716
00:35:36,763 --> 00:35:38,263
coal shovelers

717
00:35:38,263 --> 00:35:38,603
thank you

718
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:39,763
I don't want them to know about the other worlds.

719
00:35:40,543 --> 00:35:42,923
You want them just working and thinking that's the only way to live.

720
00:35:42,943 --> 00:35:43,523
They're happy to.

721
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,163
They're happy in their work, though.

722
00:35:46,343 --> 00:35:46,543
Okay.

723
00:35:46,543 --> 00:35:46,843
Yeah.

724
00:35:48,123 --> 00:35:48,943
All right.

725
00:35:49,603 --> 00:35:52,303
That wraps up The Big Question.

726
00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:53,823
The Big Question.

727
00:35:54,263 --> 00:35:56,563
And it also wraps up this episode.

728
00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:57,723
I know.

729
00:35:58,183 --> 00:35:59,663
We had a good time, listeners.

730
00:36:00,323 --> 00:36:04,023
We've made you forget things, 15 seconds worth of content.

731
00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:07,023
And we'll know if you didn't forget it, listeners.

732
00:36:07,203 --> 00:36:08,083
Don't make us come there.

733
00:36:08,603 --> 00:36:09,923
We said I love you.

734
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,523
You didn't say it back, but that's okay.

735
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:12,723
We're not keeping score.

736
00:36:14,363 --> 00:36:17,683
And Shark Toes are sweeping the nation.

737
00:36:19,503 --> 00:36:20,783
Check stores.

738
00:36:22,183 --> 00:36:23,403
Check stores soon.

739
00:36:23,663 --> 00:36:25,063
Probably by the time this airs.

740
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,803
So check stores now, I would say.

741
00:36:28,223 --> 00:36:31,023
Go to friendslikeuspod.com.

742
00:36:31,103 --> 00:36:34,443
I'm sure we'll have links to buy all Shark Toes.

743
00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:38,103
But just for yourself or as a gift for a friend.

744
00:36:38,103 --> 00:36:44,023
scouts honor you can't let someone borrow your shark dose you just can't

745
00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:51,703
and on that francis said his word well i said my word too you did i did say you did

746
00:36:51,703 --> 00:36:57,163
oh i i after all that ballyhoo about the words i forgot sorry we secret words

747
00:36:57,163 --> 00:37:00,563
you just said ballyhoo kind of funny

748
00:37:00,563 --> 00:37:07,703
oh now i know how to get you um i have a guess i have three guests

749
00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:08,543
Okay.

750
00:37:08,843 --> 00:37:09,603
All right.

751
00:37:10,343 --> 00:37:10,943
Guess one.

752
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:11,343
Okay.

753
00:37:11,743 --> 00:37:12,363
Podiatrist.

754
00:37:13,183 --> 00:37:13,603
No.

755
00:37:14,503 --> 00:37:20,283
That was organic content from me talking about podiatrists and pedophiles.

756
00:37:21,663 --> 00:37:23,023
Better not be pedophile.

757
00:37:23,203 --> 00:37:23,383
Okay.

758
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:24,923
It's not pedophile.

759
00:37:24,923 --> 00:37:26,903
My second guess is element.

760
00:37:27,923 --> 00:37:28,423
No.

761
00:37:28,603 --> 00:37:29,923
I don't even remember saying element.

762
00:37:30,243 --> 00:37:30,643
Okay.

763
00:37:30,723 --> 00:37:31,643
I guess it meant nothing.

764
00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:34,303
And my last guess is cicada.

765
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,023
No.

766
00:37:36,183 --> 00:37:37,523
I actually do think that's good.

767
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:38,383
white noise.

768
00:37:38,763 --> 00:37:39,083
Shit.

769
00:37:40,223 --> 00:37:41,463
My word was

770
00:37:41,463 --> 00:37:42,943
workstation.

771
00:37:44,043 --> 00:37:44,563
Workstation?

772
00:37:45,843 --> 00:37:46,323
Workstation.

773
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:46,603
Oh,

774
00:37:47,203 --> 00:37:48,623
didn't even hear you say that.

775
00:37:48,703 --> 00:37:48,863
Yeah.

776
00:37:49,063 --> 00:37:49,503
Well,

777
00:37:49,603 --> 00:37:51,263
you internalized it,

778
00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:51,943
but you converted it

779
00:37:51,943 --> 00:37:53,183
to desk in your head

780
00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:54,103
because

781
00:37:54,103 --> 00:37:55,203
I said,

782
00:37:55,443 --> 00:37:56,283
I look around

783
00:37:56,283 --> 00:37:58,163
my workstation

784
00:37:58,163 --> 00:38:00,123
and I have no files.

785
00:38:00,523 --> 00:38:01,503
You did a great job with that.

786
00:38:01,643 --> 00:38:02,143
Thank you.

787
00:38:02,603 --> 00:38:03,203
Do you have a guess?

788
00:38:04,163 --> 00:38:04,883
Is it

789
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:05,783
Bjork?

790
00:38:07,523 --> 00:38:09,683
Yes, I colluded with the segment manager.

791
00:38:09,843 --> 00:38:10,883
No, it's not Bjork.

792
00:38:11,223 --> 00:38:12,923
Francis got you to say the word.

793
00:38:13,323 --> 00:38:14,223
Which is a point.

794
00:38:14,223 --> 00:38:14,783
It's a point.

795
00:38:14,883 --> 00:38:17,483
As we've established in previous episodes, that earns you a point.

796
00:38:17,743 --> 00:38:19,543
Oh, my goodness gracious.

797
00:38:22,503 --> 00:38:23,023
Oh.

798
00:38:24,223 --> 00:38:25,783
Think about every word you said.

799
00:38:27,183 --> 00:38:27,443
Okay.

800
00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:31,063
Pedophile.

801
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:32,263
Hitler.

802
00:38:33,363 --> 00:38:34,523
That's all I can remember.

803
00:38:34,523 --> 00:38:35,823
A shower wits.

804
00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:39,543
Was that it? Was that your word?

805
00:38:40,103 --> 00:38:41,643
Yes, I beamed it into your head.

806
00:38:41,943 --> 00:38:43,423
I don't know. It was drainless.

807
00:38:43,643 --> 00:38:45,423
No, it was demeaning.

808
00:38:46,563 --> 00:38:47,483
Demeaning? Yes.

809
00:38:47,923 --> 00:38:49,823
Which I feel like you almost got because I used it

810
00:38:49,823 --> 00:38:51,483
in the wrong context. Didn't make sense.

811
00:38:52,303 --> 00:38:53,863
Oh, was that what you were talking about

812
00:38:53,863 --> 00:38:55,623
when we were saying the

813
00:38:55,623 --> 00:38:57,503
quote, the Hitler thing? Yes.

814
00:38:57,723 --> 00:38:59,783
Wow. So in a way, it's like Hitler got me to

815
00:38:59,783 --> 00:39:01,783
say it. Hitler's getting a lot

816
00:39:01,783 --> 00:39:03,783
of air time on this episode.

817
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,043
He gets it appropriate about

818
00:39:07,043 --> 00:39:13,163
Every fifth or so episode, we'll have the appropriate amount of Hitler content.

819
00:39:13,883 --> 00:39:14,283
Yeah, true.

820
00:39:14,523 --> 00:39:15,003
Disclosure.

821
00:39:16,023 --> 00:39:16,523
All right.

822
00:39:16,683 --> 00:39:18,503
Well, congratulations on your one point.

823
00:39:18,703 --> 00:39:18,983
Thanks.

824
00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:20,503
And now I think we're tied.

825
00:39:21,283 --> 00:39:22,003
Yeah, we are tied.

826
00:39:22,363 --> 00:39:23,163
We each have one point.

827
00:39:23,943 --> 00:39:24,583
All right.

828
00:39:24,883 --> 00:39:31,423
Well, I guess that wraps up another episode of Friends Like Us.

829
00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:37,543
you