welcome aboard you you had an interesting story right oh right right right i do have an interesting
story this happened today i debated telling you because it comes at my dad's dignity his expense
but i think we're past that at this point so today this is i was in the living room and he
was in the shower and i heard him start to scream and i was like oh god like what what's happening
and he's like frantes and i'm like what he's like go outside someone's messing with us
i'm like what do you mean he's like someone turned off the water and i'm like what he's
like go outside right now so i was like okay so i'm like going to the front door he comes running
out of the bathroom and clad only in a towel shampoo in his hair and he runs he goes past me
like i didn't even get to the door and he opens the door he runs outside i look through like the
door and he's like looking this way and that way like in his towel he's like dripping wet
and he comes back in i'm like was anyone out there he's like no they got away and i'm like
what'd they do he's like they turn our water off i'm like why he's like they just do that
then he comes in the house and he goes to the kitchen sink and he turns the water on and it's
on and he goes hmm it's back on and he goes into a shower and he goes it's back on so i'm like okay
then he comes out five minutes later and he goes it was me like he's got one of those like
you know handheld attachments and when he went to like rinse his hair he flipped the switch
and the water turned off.
I love that Dennis' default state is
I'm being sabotaged immediately.
He goes from zero to
someone's doing something terrible to me.
Yeah, and enlisting my help.
Got me off the couch and I didn't even get to go outside.
Well, you could have still gone outside.
I didn't want to.
Not after that.
Not in the beginning.
He'd ruined it.
Yeah.
Totally ruined.
Yeah.
So I thought that was something else of your own brand, though.
Welcome to Friends Like Us, a podcast where friends talk about stuff.
Before we get into more of the podcast, our regular listeners know about this already.
But if you're listening for the first time, each episode, our producer Joe gives Francis and I each a secret word.
And we need to slip that secret word into our conversation and see if the other person notices.
And if they do notice, if someone can guess the other person's secret word, they get a point.
A point.
And at the end of our lives, we will add up all of the points.
And whoever has the most wins.
A prize yet to be determined.
And now here's Joe with our secret words.
Jenna's secret word is workstation.
Francis's secret word is demeaning.
Back to the podcast.
Okay, we're back.
Francis.
Hey, Jenna.
How are you?
God, I missed you.
Oh, I know.
That's how I am.
Yeah, I feel like this past week didn't even, like, what was I even doing if I wasn't with
you?
I can't name one thing.
You that I was doing?
Yeah.
It'd be cool if I could though, huh?
That would be amazing.
If you just guessed something.
Yeah.
I bet you had water.
What?
I know.
Close your drapes.
Were you watching me?
I did have water.
I had actually quite a bit of water.
I'm trying to make sure I drink at least half a gallon a day.
Which doesn't sound like a lot.
But it sometimes is a lot.
I heard something interesting about drinking water.
Say you're supposed to have a gallon a day, right?
Let's just say.
Okay.
And you wake up in the morning and you chug a gallon a day.
Right.
I mean, a gallon of them right away.
You didn't drink enough water.
You're supposed to drink a gallon throughout the day.
See, that might be part of my problem.
I drink way more in the morning, like the first half of the day,
than the second half of the day.
You know you can also drown by drinking too much water?
No, I didn't.
I'm pretty sure that's true.
Yeah, it's true.
I like it to be true.
Okay, cool.
Then it is so.
Listeners, be careful out there.
It's summertime.
You want to be drinking water, but don't drink too much water or you'll die.
You could drown yourself by drinking too much water.
And that's science.
Yep.
And now you know.
And you're welcome.
Glug, glug, glug.
But not the fourth glug.
Just glug, glug, glug.
Not glug, glug, glug, glug.
Yes, that's why you're ahead.
Because you will die if you get to that fourth glug.
And we don't want you to die.
We love you, listeners.
Aww.
Yeah.
We finally said it to them.
I know.
Oh my gosh, was it too soon?
I think it was too soon.
Okay.
Just, you don't have to say it back.
Just, I just wanted you to know that.
And don't let it change anything.
No, no, no, no, no.
I just, this was like, this wasn't meant to be an awkward thing.
I wasn't trying to, like, guilt you into saying it back, listeners.
I just thought, why keep it inside anymore?
And, you know, I feel better having said it.
And I expect nothing in return.
Yeah, no pressure.
But if we feel it, why wouldn't you?
I mean, let's be honest.
We're the more lovable ones in this situation.
Yeah, we're putting in the work.
Yeah.
But it's fine if you don't want to say it.
Totally cool.
That's totally fine.
But if you do want to say it,
maybe say it in the comments.
And soon, before we lose interest.
I know.
We have wandering eyes, listeners.
Well, let's get to our first segment,
and that is, as always, our invention of the week.
Inventions.
Great.
Francis.
Uh-huh.
You're up.
All right, so I feel like occasionally my inventions are a little high-tech,
maybe a little bit outside the realm of what people can perceive as actionable.
So I thought I'd bring it in with a nice, simple invention.
Okay.
And this is great because it's actually a kit.
We're selling a kit.
Okay.
Okay, so what it is, is you put these little things on...
I don't know what's going on.
You put these little things on your feet, like little foot yarmulkes on your toes.
Okay.
And you lay down in bed, and on the top of the foot yarmulke are little razors,
and you gently shimmy your toes, and it shreds the blanket.
I am already seeing the value of this.
Go on.
I'm sorry.
I totally just...
Whoa.
Anyway.
Okay.
Are you okay?
Because I know I'm going with this.
I know you don't.
We're enjoying the ride, my man.
anyway okay I'm done so anyway you take them off because it's for safety and
then underneath the blanket where you shredded you cut out the shape of your
toes okay so that you can lay down and you your blanket doesn't have to like
pushed down on your feet they can be up so your toes pop through the blanket
so your blanket has toe holes yeah yeah
anyway um i thought a lot of people would like that
okay so this so we sell
the yarmulkes the razor blades on top of the kit yeah okay
um that's part of the kit what is anything else included in the kit
Is it just that?
I guess that's it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right.
And so this is so that everyone's...
Wait, is there a razor blade on each toe?
No, just on the peak.
Okay.
okay so instead of just manually cutting your sheet yourself this is so is this to like properly calibrate where your feet go yes exactly yes okay uh and then the blanket will then
settle so will it be individual toe there will be individual no no no it'll just be
one big hole for all your toes yeah okay so then your feet are through this opening now
or at least your toes are.
Exactly, yes.
And so you, as the user,
are you now, when you like turn over in bed,
do you bring all the sheets with you
because your toes are,
your toes, like the sheets are over,
your toes are sticking out.
So when you turn, the sheets turn.
There is a little bit of movement, yes.
Okay, so this is if you are someone
that sleeps on your back
and you don't move.
Yeah, you can move a little.
Okay.
just like just like tiny little shifts left if it comes it comes
you know
is this a problem that you found with sheets for yourself well the other day i was in bed and i and
i had my blanket over me and it's like a heavy blanket i'm like oh this thing's so heavy on my
feet and i was like ding toe yarmulkes i feel like we can't name it that because then it'll
seem like it's only for one group yes the toe lovers yeah people who love toes yeah um
okay so do you have a name in mind um my first thought is the tent toe
the tent toe yeah okay because it's like a pun on 10th okay and also a tent or just toesies
hmm that's a good name toesies foot shark cozy toesies cozy toesies that's good foot
Shark's pretty good, too, though.
Yeah.
So just like a regular straight edge blade.
Do you provide the blade?
Yeah.
Okay.
Then they got to throw it away, though, on their honor.
What happens if they keep it?
Well, if they give it to someone else to make their own, that's stealing.
oh you're saying these are single use that that if someone shares this with their friends
they owe us royalties yeah this is a this is a ip okay so you're doing like the netflix model
yeah we will be litigious yeah uh it'll be we see that your cozy toesies are logged into
more than one bed.
Maybe you need to mail them back.
You know, we send you like a...
What about people with multiple sets of sheets?
Most people have multiple sets of sheets, right?
This is the problem that Hulu and Netflix have run into.
Yeah.
I would say
you tell us
how much you want to pay
based on how much you'll be using them.
maybe we could invent some kind of a way for like the razor blade to self-destruct after a certain
number of uses so it's like you tell us how many sheets you have in your house it could be made of
ice made of ice so we're shipping people ice we're shipping people cold very sharp yarmulkes
foot yarmulkes and yeah so like they use it quick or if you can't if you can't use it right now put
in the freezer after dinner come back and use it if you can do two or three if you have hot feet
get them cold before you put these on absolutely because they will melt and no refunds yeah sorry
don't even think about having a cozy tosy party where all your friends bring their blankets over
and you use one set of cozy toes he's really quick for all of your friends not happening this is fast
Smelting ice, people.
Just fast enough.
Not so fast that you can't properly slice through your blankets if you need to.
And please just don't use scissors.
Guys, just don't use scissors.
It's our idea.
Come on.
Don't be crappy.
Big scissor doesn't need any more money.
I don't know when you said big scissor.
I thought big sister.
Oh, I thought you meant big comically oversized scissors for ribbon cuttings.
For a museum.
Oh, maybe we do a cozy tozies for ribbon cuttings.
Oh, you mean like a gift bag?
Yeah.
Are you saying a kick would cut the rope?
Both.
Yes.
Yeah.
I want them to be in gift bags.
I want these to be in bags like that they give presenters at the Oscars.
And they're going to have to figure out some way to keep that ice frozen when they do that.
We got a partner with podiatrists.
Okay.
And Ready Ice.
Yeah.
Both of those groups are eager for visibility.
I know.
But I just don't get enough in terms of visibility.
Especially, I kind of wonder, do podiatrists,
are they mad that their name is kind of close to pedophile?
I think that about a lot of words.
Anything with file, I'm like, oh, tough break.
Yeah.
I know.
that's why i don't have any file cabinets if you look at my workstation there's nothing no files
poor podiatrists is basically what i'm trying to say their name is so close to pedophile it's not
really that close but it's the ped pod pod i don't know you don't think that about podcast
that's true podcasts have done some questionable things we need a new career
yeah uh people are gonna think look what we've done friends like us
the pedophile where friends talk about stuff
oh god no i wish we had that men in black thing right now
listeners forget that last 15 seconds it's erased it's hereby erased from your memory
and if you didn't forcibly erase it from your memory we will know yeah this is just like the
foot shark don't even think about it yeah oh uh well i i think the foot shark is that well
there's obviously a need for it it's surprising to me that this hasn't come up before quite frankly
it's one of those like you hear it and you're just like of course of course i need this wide
appeal everyone has feet but most for the most part for the most part um it's okay if you don't
and everyone has a bed for the most part it's okay if you don't everyone has sheets for the
most part in case you don't and every single person without exception sleeps exclusively on
their back we know this so everyone and everyone tucks in their sheets too tight
their feet need to escape
this could also be
used to cut directly into the mattress
for our stomach sleepers
no no that's gonna be
but if you're gonna do that you gotta buy a separate one
that's a different fee
so don't even think
about using it
we'll know
that would probably feel so good
just to dig your feet into the mattress
did you ever want to
have one of those like holes
like in a massage table
for your mattress so you can just put your face straight down
instead of having to turn your neck.
Yeah.
We should invent that next.
Stay tuned, listeners, next week.
A surprise invention drops.
You're never going to guess what it is.
All right.
That wraps up the invention of the week.
Moving on to our next segment.
It's a little something we like to call
Mass Murderer or Bjork.
welcome to iceland
in this segment our producer joe will be reading us quotes and we will have to guess if it was said
by a mass murderer or by bjork icelandic singer bjork all right joe are you ready i sure am
all right your first quote is do not compare yourself to others if you do you're insulting
yourself
wait i'm trying to understand that quote just is it is it you're insulting yourself
or you're because you're better than others so deep oh so you're voting bjork
no plot twist killer because this seems like something a killer would say in court
right before they're sentenced i'm gonna go with all right i'm gonna go with bjork then
okay it was adolf hitler whoa i guess i was more like a court thing that's like a positivity thing
He's like, hey, man, be nice to my friend Francis.
Like, he's...
Or I'll gas you.
Yeah.
Or the next shower you're in, we'll have no drains.
Okay.
Was that a thing Because I feel like once you saw that I be like nope It one of those Well I don think anyone was tricked as to I don think anyone was like oh good we finally going to get a shower here at Auschwitz
I guess I was thinking like...
Aus-shower-witz.
That's the new name.
The first bathroom-related pun.
Diage of the Holocaust.
You heard it here first.
We're doing really innovative things here.
All right.
So good job, Francis.
Thanks.
You're up one nothing.
Next quote.
There's no map to human behavior.
I'm going to go mass murderer.
I'm going to say Bjork.
It's Bjork.
Oh, my God.
I think you need remedial Bjork.
I guess I do.
Bjork, I'm so sorry.
Mass murderers, I'm so sorry.
I'm failing all of you.
I'm doing great.
You are one with the mass murderers
and Bjork.
Next quote.
Religion is a mistake.
Its self-righteousness is exhausting.
Let me just try something really quick.
Religion is a mistake.
Its righteousness is exhausting.
Or...
Religion.
Hi.
It's harder than it sounds.
It's your mistake.
Oh, you're really helping me here.
Because now I get to hear it in both voices.
And I'm going to go...
Well, I picked first last time.
You pick first this time.
Oh, thank you.
Bjork.
I'm going to go mass murderer.
I think you're right.
It's Bjork.
Oh!
Oh my gosh.
I'm failing spectacularly.
And I'm trying, too.
You're doing great, except no.
Except we're not doing well at all.
Yeah.
I shouldn't compare myself to you, according to Hitler, though.
No, it's demeaning.
Don't do that.
I would be insulting myself.
I don't know how.
I'm losing, and you're winning.
What do you mean you don't know how?
Is it unfathomable?
No, I mean, I don't know.
No, I mean, I don't know how it would be demeaning to you or demeaning to me
to compare myself to someone that is demonstrably doing better than I am.
Oh, you're right. I was putting myself down.
Yes, stop doing that.
I gotta stop doing that.
What does Hitler say?
I forgot.
Hey.
I'm gonna get a little bracelet.
WWHS.
What would Hitler say?
Oh, man.
I want whoever hears any of this episode
to hear from beginning to end.
This always should be in context.
Don't just clip.
it's just the Hitler part.
Otherwise,
we will come with
the shark toe, what would it call it?
Oh my god, I can't believe we went from
foot yarmulkes to Hitler.
Good lord.
Let's not read too much into it.
Okay.
We got a couple more.
Okay.
Next quote.
Women hold up half the sky.
I'm gonna guess Bjork.
You are? Can I also guess Bjork?
Hmm? Bjork.
It's Chairman Mao.
Whoa!
Good for Mao.
Hey, we got...
We both got it wrong.
Yeah. Alright.
Well, at least I'm keeping my streak alive of not getting one right.
I just want you to know I was writing down the points,
and under the three, which are mine, I put N.
which has nothing to do with anything next quote my whole life i've suffered i've faced
disappointments and pain that's why i want to make other people happy and make them feel at home
this is trickery i know this feels obviously like it should be bjork and not a mass murderer
mass murderer final answer i'm i'm gonna go with bjork it's mass murderer jim jones jim jones
Who was he?
Jonestown Massacre.
Jonestown Massacre guy.
Drinking the Kool-Aid guy.
That's him?
Yeah.
Like 700 people.
I would not have consumed.
I don't even like Kool-Aid.
I like it enough if you're hot, I guess.
Well, it was in Guyana, I'm pretty sure.
It's pretty hot in Guyana.
No, I meant if the cult leader's hot.
Oh.
No, he wasn't good looking.
Oh, then get me out of here.
But he would have made you feel at home.
He would have made you feel hot.
Does that...
Do you...
Well, you think everyone's hot.
As we previously established.
Until they give me Kool-Aid.
Good question.
Why is everyone around me falling over?
So you'd wait and see what happened.
Exactly.
Let's be like, let's see how other people react to this Kool-Aid.
Let's put on some Bjork.
All right.
I got...
I'm still 0 for...
Was that 0 for 5 now?
Yeah.
I got two more
Alright
I'm rooting for you, Jaybird
I can't beat you
If we're all god
then we're all the devil too
Joe's trying to trick us
Bjork's trying to trick us
If we're all god
from Texas.
Yep.
Maybe it was the Chainsaw Massacre guy.
I'm gonna go
Mass Murderer. Me too.
Charles Manson.
Mark one up on the board
for Jenna. Now it's five to one.
Only one left.
You can come back from this. Go on without
me. Leave me here, Francis. No!
Drink this Kool-Aid with me. Okay.
I'll go first.
alright you guys ready for the last one
yep
it's a little bit of a doozy
when I was a teenager
in Iceland people would throw rocks
and shout abuse at me because they thought
I was weird
I'm gonna go mass murder
I feel like
this is the ultimate trick
since I can't lose Bjork
it was Stalin
no I'm just kidding it was Bjork
we saw him as a young girl in Iceland
alright
well I'm happy with my one
point you can cash that in
for what
a Bjork cassette tape
narrated by
Chairman Mao
yes
well
that has been
mass murderer or Bjork
I see fairies
and demons
I really feel like a failure
No
It's okay
It's good to feel like that
Despite what Hitler says
It's good to bring yourself down every now and then
I agree, keeps you humble, human
Well, I guess while I'm in this thoughtful, reflective mood
It's time for the big question
The big question
The question is very big
Francis, I really hope you have a big question for me
because I do not have one for you.
I do, I have one.
Okay, great.
So I was watching an episode of Rick and Morty,
a while about, a while about,
and there was one where he had his own planet
that was just for a toilet.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So he could look out on the vistas and crap it out.
Yep.
And it got me wondering,
if you had your own, like, Jenna planet,
what would be special about it?
or like what would be on it that would make it unique to you?
Ooh.
I would say the whole thing would be waterfront of some kind.
Everywhere you went would be different kinds of waterfront,
but you'd never have to be in the water.
And so if you're like, let's say you're at a beach area of it,
then there's always like beach noise.
Like white noise is a big thing for me.
I don't, like I love like background noise.
So if you're like at a still lake,
The lake water will be still, but there will be some kind of other white noise going on.
Like birds?
Eh, I don't know.
Birds are kind of annoying.
Okay, like couples talking?
That would be weird.
If you're alone, but then there's just like people talking.
I don't know.
That might make me go a little insane.
Okay.
Cicadas are not a bad white noise sound.
That would be okay.
Let's see.
What else would be unique about mine?
It would never be above 72 degrees.
Ooh.
good one yeah in fact i want there to be an area of my planet that's like snowy and chilly maybe i
want all four seasons in the in the planet and then i guess that's what you want i got news for you
what they did that on earth no are you saying you want it snowy but not more than 72 degrees
well no i'm saying in general the whole planet would never get to be more than 72 degrees
but i would like to be able to like have areas i could just like walk to one section and it's
this is winter and then i like and then like take a like a little five minute walk and then oh look
i in summer now oh and like and you feeling the weather of summer or the weather of winter yeah that would be nice i will okay i make a caveat for the summer i allow it to be up to 78 degrees that nice and there be a breeze oh yeah definitely a breeze
yeah yeah i'm trying to think if there's like so that's just like environmental like do you have
anything in mind for your planet um my planet yeah um basically i when i thought about asking
you this i thought to myself what i'd really like is like you ever see those pictures or videos of
like cities in china they're like living in the year 3000 because they have like super fast rail
and like everything looks all technologically advanced i like the idea of high speed rail
going everywhere but i also like a mediterranean villa so i want like a nice marriage of like old
and new a mediterranean train high-speed train yeah of course yeah coal-powered
are there other people on your planet they're always in the distance like i'm always seeing
people but they're never in my way like i never have to wait in a long ass line i never have to
deal with someone's attitude i don't like you know yeah i guess i i was thinking about it in
in terms of like the Rick and Morty episode where he's alone.
I guess it doesn't have,
it's my planet.
I can do what I want with it.
He wasn't really alone.
That's true.
He wasn't.
So yeah,
maybe I,
I need to rethink this.
Yeah.
It would be nice to have kind of like an urban environment too.
Not just nature.
Nature's fine,
but I don't want it all the time.
Am I living on this planet all like 24 seven?
You don't have to,
but if you're designing a planet,
I imagine you'd want to live there.
Okay.
because then I'd want to bring people with me.
Like people you know?
Yeah.
Like the people that I like.
Like it would be a bummer
to be on an amazing planet
and then not have your friends there.
You could always invite them.
Like, hey, I'm calling from Jenna 9.
Sleepover next weekend?
Just hop on the high-speed Mediterranean train.
And don't tip the workers.
The coal shovelers.
Yeah.
Definitely do not let them borrow your shark toes.
don't let them see your phone those aren't on my planet um i was gonna say you didn't once
mention shark foot or whatever i call it that was the test i wanted to know if you'd put it on your
planet well in my planet if it's his ideal planet all blankets come pre-shark toad
all right that's fair oh yeah i mean at what point in time do shark toes just go
into blanket making.
Okay. I feel obliged to mention
that during a brief commercial break
earlier, that same suggestion was made by the producer.
And it does make a lot of sense.
We'll have to workshop it.
I mean, the demand for shark toes is going to be so high.
Yeah. It was implied that they would be there.
Yeah.
What about nudity?
With regard to shark toes or on my planet?
On your planet.
What about nudity?
I'm not sure I understand the question
Well, how naked is your planet?
Everyone is clothed
Oh, okay
Like here? Or more than here?
Everyone is clothed the amount
that I want them to be clothed
Which for most people is very
Okay
I can't make it
I'm sorry, you're already on that train
You're already on that high speed
coal train
okay that's fair it's a one-way it's a one-way trip you you gotta go all the way to the end
um i don't know i don't like it when people aren't wearing enough clothing
you know interesting thing about clothing is um i someone came to my school one time to talk
about nudist communities what my college oh
it's like what kind of a podiatrist did they let into your school he's just talking about
okay anyway go on anyway um long story short they they said something that always stuck with me
which was basically like when people are all naked together no one cares but the minute there's like
they're getting dressed to go home and there's like a tiny little bit of cleavage or like mystery
then people are like leaning forward to look because it's all about the mystery
i mean i guess if you're then that's like making the nudist colony strictly about
sexualizing people or desexualizing people i don't know either way it's like i feel like clothes are
comfortable like i it's like when you're in a car i feel uncomfortable if i'm not wearing the
seat belt like i like the way a seat belt feels i like to hold it just to the side no i like i hold
it while you drive in front of me yeah like while you're buckled not not like not in lieu of buckling
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So, like, clothing to me is comfortable.
I would feel uncomfortable not having.
Like, sitting down without clothes?
Sitting on a chair?
Bare ass?
That's...
I just wanted to know.
So, I guess now everyone is...
Everyone's clothed unless it's the appropriate time to not be clothed.
Beautifully said.
Like, if you're in a shower, you are welcome to take your clothing off.
as long as I'm not there
exactly
you're just watching everyone shower
and they're fully clothed
now that
that's hot
anything else for your planet?
everyone's hot
which will be easy
because everyone's hot to me
yep
I was going to say
that's this planet
yeah
I'll be sure to invite you
thank you
I'll be sure to not tip the
coal shovelers
thank you
I don't want them to know about the other worlds.
You want them just working and thinking that's the only way to live.
They're happy to.
They're happy in their work, though.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
That wraps up The Big Question.
The Big Question.
And it also wraps up this episode.
I know.
We had a good time, listeners.
We've made you forget things, 15 seconds worth of content.
And we'll know if you didn't forget it, listeners.
Don't make us come there.
We said I love you.
You didn't say it back, but that's okay.
We're not keeping score.
And Shark Toes are sweeping the nation.
Check stores.
Check stores soon.
Probably by the time this airs.
So check stores now, I would say.
Go to friendslikeuspod.com.
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But just for yourself or as a gift for a friend.
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and on that francis said his word well i said my word too you did i did say you did
oh i i after all that ballyhoo about the words i forgot sorry we secret words
you just said ballyhoo kind of funny
oh now i know how to get you um i have a guess i have three guests
Okay.
All right.
Guess one.
Okay.
Podiatrist.
No.
That was organic content from me talking about podiatrists and pedophiles.
Better not be pedophile.
Okay.
It's not pedophile.
My second guess is element.
No.
I don't even remember saying element.
Okay.
I guess it meant nothing.
And my last guess is cicada.
No.
I actually do think that's good.
white noise.
Shit.
My word was
workstation.
Workstation?
Workstation.
Oh,
didn't even hear you say that.
Yeah.
Well,
you internalized it,
but you converted it
to desk in your head
because
I said,
I look around
my workstation
and I have no files.
You did a great job with that.
Thank you.
Do you have a guess?
Is it
Bjork?
Yes, I colluded with the segment manager.
No, it's not Bjork.
Francis got you to say the word.
Which is a point.
It's a point.
As we've established in previous episodes, that earns you a point.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Oh.
Think about every word you said.
Okay.
Pedophile.
Hitler.
That's all I can remember.
A shower wits.
Was that it? Was that your word?
Yes, I beamed it into your head.
I don't know. It was drainless.
No, it was demeaning.
Demeaning? Yes.
Which I feel like you almost got because I used it
in the wrong context. Didn't make sense.
Oh, was that what you were talking about
when we were saying the
quote, the Hitler thing? Yes.
Wow. So in a way, it's like Hitler got me to
say it. Hitler's getting a lot
of air time on this episode.
He gets it appropriate about
Every fifth or so episode, we'll have the appropriate amount of Hitler content.
Yeah, true.
Disclosure.
All right.
Well, congratulations on your one point.
Thanks.
And now I think we're tied.
Yeah, we are tied.
We each have one point.
All right.
Well, I guess that wraps up another episode of Friends Like Us.
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