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hi hi the audience needs to know that jenna is wearing a denim jacket and she looks so good in it

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i don't think the audience needs to know that does not need to know that in fact she dressed

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up for them. And she's back

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to her signature nail color. You guys,

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tonight's going to be a great show.

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So, what's up?

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Nothing.

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That can't possibly be true.

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Oh, do I have something to say? No.

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I went to a burlesque show.

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Ooh, when?

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Friday. Nice.

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Yeah, I went with a friend of ours.

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Can't wait to find out.

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off pod. No, I'll tell you now because she was a guest.

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Chrissy. Everyone knows who she is. Oh, Chrissy.

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Everyone knows and loves Chrissy.

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I don't know. That's not confidential, is it?

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She wouldn't want people not to know that she went.

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She said it

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in the green room the other day.

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Someone was like, oh, Chrissy, what did you do this weekend?

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She said, oh, Francie and I went to a

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burlesque show. In the green room?

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Yeah. Oh, yes. The Times Square of the

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theater. Yes.

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I see what you mean, though.

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I don't remember who it was,

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but it wasn't someone that she...

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She wasn't hiding that information.

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Yeah, it was someone that she doesn't know especially well.

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It was someone she doesn't like.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Anyway, yeah, we went.

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There was money.

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We threw out money.

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Nice.

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But every time I threw out money, it curled up and flew back in my face.

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Whoops.

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Oh, no.

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I told her we should have tied money to strings.

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Yeah, I know.

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Because they don't collect it until the end.

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So I was like, I could have got through that whole show for like one buck.

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that's um such a funny visual to me always the money on a string thing is just a funny gag

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constantly your quarters hitting the ground yeah um or like when people i don't i don't like it

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when people glue change to the ground that's such a dick move i know because if i legitimately

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thought even if it's not coming from a place of need if i thought i dropped a quarter and now i'm

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trying to it's a glued and i feel stupid yeah i know yeah and they're always you know they're

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well they're probably not watching they probably watched for a while they probably did for a bit

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but that begins glue so that's there forever now like god you just made me so mad at them

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god i hate i i effing hate them can i just tell you something right now yeah yeah

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i think people that do that are possibly the worst people that have ever lived of all time

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no qualifiers.

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I think they're demons from hell.

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They probably are

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actual demons.

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God. Everyone knows that's where glue

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comes from. Hell?

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Yeah. Except for Elmer's.

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Elmer's is pure. That's the good

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glue. Do you like the smell? I mean

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audience, I don't do this, but do you like the smell of

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what's the

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what's the glue?

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When you were in school and it came in like a silver container

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and you unscrewed it? Wet cement?

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No.

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What?

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Glue?

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What was it called?

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What cement sounds right?

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Paper cement?

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Paper cement.

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Paper cement.

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Was it?

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Wait, wait.

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Are you thinking of the white stuff?

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No.

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It was clear.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah, you're talking about the glue.

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Yeah.

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What's the white stuff?

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The paper?

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Mochet?

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Liquid paper.

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Oh, liquid.

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No, I don't know what that is.

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Yeah, you do.

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It's white out.

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White out.

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Oh, that's liquid paper?

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Yeah, yeah.

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I like white.

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White out has a nice smell, but paper cement.

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That was like WD-40 for kids.

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The answer is yes.

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It doesn't matter what you're talking about.

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The answer is yes.

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What is it about an industrial fume?

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Oh, yes.

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And when you unscrew the top, it has a brush built onto it.

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Yes, it got the, oh, so satisfying.

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Very satisfying.

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Yeah.

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Scents are the best.

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New shoes, gasoline, turpentine.

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You know what the best one is?

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Formaldehyde.

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Because.

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Have I smelled formaldehyde?

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Oh, you have it in your department store?

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Yeah.

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You know that smell of like Macy's?

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Yeah, that's like, I thought that was just like fresh clothes smell.

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No, it's clothes that has industrial chemicals on them, including formaldehyde.

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Don't sue me if that's not true, but that's what I read.

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Because I tried finding like a laundry detergent that would make my clothes smell like the mall.

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And the internet was like, that's formaldehyde and chemicals.

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You're like, great.

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That's not what I asked.

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Again, where do I buy it?

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You didn't answer my question, internet.

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Yeah.

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Sell it to me.

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Yeah, so I love to, that's why I never wash, you might think I'm gross for this.

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When I buy something from Macy's or Dillard's or whatever, I wear it before I wash it.

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Oh, me too.

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Yeah.

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Oh, big time.

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Especially because it's never quite the same after you.

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No, it never will be.

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Wash it.

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You know what we did the episode, Signs of We're Rich?

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Yeah.

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Guess what?

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My assistant's bringing me new clothes every day from the department store.

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Every day, yeah.

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Yeah, one-time use clothes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, welcome to Very Fine Friends.

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Podcasts where friends talk about stuff, including formaldehyde.

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Yeah.

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Get it.

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So do funeral homes smell like that?

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Isn't formaldehyde?

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Maybe, but maybe the human body takes away from that.

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Maybe it's a competing scent.

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It's our own gross smells.

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Yeah, because they're decomposing and the formaldehyde says, wait, I'll help.

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It's like, formaldehyde, just, we got this, okay?

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Just let them decompose.

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Go to the store where you belong.

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Yeah.

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Back to Macy's.

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apparently it's super bad but i like it all like when you like getting like a new home or like a

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new car and like you're smelling a new car smell you're like breathing in like vocs and toxic fumes

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new car smell oof top tier smell oh yeah for sure the more toxic the more i like it oh god that's

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how they get you yeah that's the trick if you don't like it then you're like well i guess i

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could eat this because it can't be toxic because i don't like it you're probably right yeah

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that's the new way to tell if something is edible you smell it and if you don't enjoy the smell

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yeah like you know you wouldn't eat like i had wd-40 at home right and i was like cleaning the

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door yeah i smelled it loved it you know you can't eat that your brain just knows you're like this is

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this is not edible yeah but your brain's also like but that's okay because you have other senses

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this one's for you yeah yeah yeah um have you ever smelled anything so much that you get

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high from it because that's like a thing right huffing paints and oh it's definitely a thing

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i'm not into that except i will say okay just disclaimer audience if just skip ahead 15 seconds

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if you don't like grow stuff sometimes you clean the toilet bowl and you put like chemicals in it

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yeah and then you forget it's there and you pee ammonia or bleach or whatever like it like mixes

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with the chemical and then just like toxic fume.

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I've definitely noticed that before.

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Wait, isn't that like deadly?

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How are you alive then?

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Well, cause like it's just such trace amounts.

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Yeah, I didn't pick it up and I was like, oh yeah.

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I was like, oh, you didn't go head first into the bowl before flushing.

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Thunk into the bathtub.

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New invention.

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Goodbye, cruel world.

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New invention.

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Suicide by piss.

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Suicide.

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Quick interruption. Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives

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Francis and I each our own secret word. Throughout the course of the podcast,

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we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person

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noticing. If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.

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and right before we die we add up all the points and then we get a prize whoever has the most points

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for guessing the most secret words here's joe with today's secret words jenna's secret word is

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cattle jenna's decoy word is deceptions francis's secret word is hostage francis's decoy word is

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pyramids. Back to the pod.

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Well, I think this is a perfect segue, actually,

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to our next segment.

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Our first segment.

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The Invention of the Week.

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Inventions.

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Yeah!

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That's right, Jenna. New invention is a great

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segue into Invention of the Week.

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Good job. Rhyme it up, you guys.

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You guys are just getting a sneak peek

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and how my twisted brain works.

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Snook pook.

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You want me to talk?

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I would love that.

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All right.

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Put your seatbelt on.

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I'm about to change society

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and the way we function.

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What?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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No, but everything has been perfect so far.

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That's what you thought.

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That's what they led you to believe.

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That's what big world said.

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Not us.

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You know how there's an insurmountable amount of waste

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going on every day?

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I do know that.

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Do you know a lot of it has to do with eating out and like to-go containers and stuff?

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I do know that.

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You're going to love this.

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Great.

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Imagine.

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Imagine everything.

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Here's my...

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Okay, I thought of all of it.

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Go on.

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You're great.

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Gosh, I love you.

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Okay.

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Here it is.

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I have envisioned a world that I think is achievable.

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We're inventing a new world?

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Yeah.

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listen to this

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no you're gonna love this

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love it

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you know

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how do I say this

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okay so

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I've invented

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eating containers

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you know like when you go to

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you know you get a Pan Express

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love you by the way

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love what you're doing

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and they give you the

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it's the container

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styrofoam container

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it's got the three compartments

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yeah

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what if they switch from styrofoam

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to

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like metal

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like a metal container

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Here we go.

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Okay.

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You go out and you buy one.

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You, Jenna.

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You buy one.

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Okay.

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You go to Panda Express.

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We're really pimping them on this episode, but you go to Panda Express.

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Hey, we need sponsors, Panda Express.

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Hey, do you love your orange chicken?

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Yes, go back to the other episode.

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Repisode.

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I meant recipe.

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Repisode.

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Anyway, you go to them and what you do is you hand them your container.

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okay okay and they take it and they put it in their back of their store and to be cleaned right

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you'll never see that one again but because you came with one they give you one so they take a

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clean one of theirs and they scoop them it's like a universal product okay they put the food in it

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and they give it to you um and you eat it there and you can return it and they'll give you one to

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take back or you can take it home and like clean it and then bring it to the next place but everyone

283
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buys these and brings them where they're going to eat.

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And then it's like a swap system. So there's no more styrofoam

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plastic containers. And if you don't like that, you don't have to bring it

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necessarily. You could get a keychain or it could be an app on your phone that's a barcode that

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they scan and that knows that you bought one.

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And then it says that Jenna can get a new one.

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Okay. And then you take it home.

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and you eat it and you rinse it

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and you bring it to the next place

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and they're going to clean it.

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They just throw it in the back

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and they sanitize it

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and then it goes into their rotation.

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Do you see what I'm going for?

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I do.

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What do you think?

299
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It sounds like you want people

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to just bring plates with them everywhere.

301
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Well, you know how you have garbage bags

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in my trunk.

303
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And so when I go to like the store,

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I pull out my reusable bag.

305
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It could be like that.

306
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Oh, we're going in.

307
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Oh, I have two people with me.

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two metal balls.

309
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But okay.

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So for Panda Express,

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for example,

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they're in malls for the only example.

313
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

315
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For the only example they're in malls a lot.

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Yeah.

317
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Right.

318
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Yeah.

319
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Um,

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are you gonna be walking around with a,

321
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like a,

322
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a metal to go container while you're shopping?

323
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Then,

324
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uh,

325
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that's 10 more cents.

326
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You don't have to pay for a plastic bag.

327
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For your shopping goods.

328
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Wait.

329
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When you're done eating, it can be used as a shopping bag is what I'm saying.

330
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Oh, okay.

331
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Here's a different idea.

332
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What about you don't carry it around.

333
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When you go to Panda Express, you buy the food and they put a surcharge on, like a deposit, like those glass bottles.

334
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And when you bring it back somewhere, anywhere that participates in the program, you get your money back.

335
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this sounds like a great way for any businesses that start participating to go out of business

336
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because then people will just not go there anymore

337
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i mean i would go most people would not go there what do you mean they could still have some of

338
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their shitty old products but okay part of here's the thing part of the great thing about a to-go

339
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container is that you can throw it away.

340
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Yes.

341
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In fact, I would say that's the main part of it.

342
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Okay.

343
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Equal parts being able to take your food away and then throwing it away.

344
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Think about how many of those containers get thrown away on people's lunch

345
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hours.

346
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No one wants to be driving around with, um, as much as we love orange chicken,

347
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no one wants to be driving around for like five hours on their,

348
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in their work truck with a to-go container

349
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that reeks of orange chicken.

350
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In terms of net environmental impact,

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if you spend five hours driving around looking for a place to recycle this,

352
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then all the gas and emissions.

353
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No, there's also the new gas is metal.

354
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You know how there's post office boxes and donation bins?

355
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This is a huge network. They're everywhere.

356
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it's gonna be like well i have a letter to drop off and right next to it plate return

357
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so we need to build a massive network of these plate return thing you know i bet you people

358
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complained when when they were like we should build a freeway that goes everywhere and people

359
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were like what that's ridiculous same people would be complaining now but boy we sure love driving on

360
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Okay, well, the difference is if the freeway was like, no, we're going to create this huge thing.

361
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And it's like, no, no, I already have a way to get from here to there.

362
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I don't.

363
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And also the freeway wasn't built to solve an environmental problem.

364
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It was built to solve a transportation problem.

365
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Again, I would point to you the amount of gas and emissions that would be involved in that process.

366
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Here's my worry with this.

367
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People are just going to start throwing away the metal.

368
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Well, then they're losing out on their deposit.

369
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:36,077
But again if they have to do a deposit People will go through the trash looking for them They do it for cans So you just saying there going to be a network of people that go through looking for these

370
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And what kind of a deposit are we talking about here?

371
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$2.99.

372
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That's too much, Francis.

373
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You just added a $3 surcharge to Panda Express.

374
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But you're going to get it back.

375
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You can eat there, go right back up and scan it.

376
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And then, boom, it goes onto your card, your $3.

377
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Yeah, you're basically putting a security deposit on every fast food meal you have.

378
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And then also, why wouldn't people just be like, I'm bringing my own bowl.

379
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Just portion everything into my own little home bowl.

380
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Well, their home bowl has to be network compliant.

381
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Because they can't just put your food in your bowl that you brought from home.

382
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They have to give you a clean one that they've sanitized.

383
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But this is an impractical solution.

384
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You're creating, there's going to be so many of these that get on, you're going to have to produce so many of them to make sure that the demand is met if there is a demand.

385
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And inevitably that's going to lead to a surplus that is going to lead to more environmental waste.

386
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Look, Francis, forget about your pride and step off your high horse, okay?

387
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You're not being very humble.

388
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right on, go back.

389
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That was all I wanted to say.

390
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,437
Okay, let's just do a little role play.

391
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I work at this amazing place called Panda Express.

392
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Okay.

393
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You come up and be the customer.

394
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I'll be the bull.

395
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:08,477
You're going to be the bull?

396
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Yeah.

397
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Okay.

398
00:17:11,057 --> 00:17:12,237
Hi, welcome to Panda Express.

399
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:14,817
Hi, I'll do the two...

400
00:17:14,817 --> 00:17:15,637
Oh, the two entree special?

401
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:16,317
Two entree special.

402
00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:16,937
Let me ask you real quick.

403
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Did you want to go with a standard styrofoam throwaway bowl,

404
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or do you participate in our Earth Savers program?

405
00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:24,097
Styrofoam's good.

406
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,857
Okay, here you go.

407
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Oh, look, another customer.

408
00:17:29,937 --> 00:17:31,037
Hello, welcome to Panda Express.

409
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:31,797
What can I get for you?

410
00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,577
I'll take the two-entree plate.

411
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Two-entree plate.

412
00:17:36,357 --> 00:17:36,737
Oh, that's great.

413
00:17:37,117 --> 00:17:39,737
Would you like a traditional styrofoam nasty throwaway?

414
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Or do you by any chance participate in our super clean, amazing Earth Saver program?

415
00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:46,977
Oh, I'm nasty for sure.

416
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:47,477
Oh, you're nasty.

417
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:49,217
Give me one of them styrofoam nasty ones.

418
00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:50,357
Okay, I think I have one more customer.

419
00:17:51,997 --> 00:17:52,357
Hi.

420
00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:53,617
Hi.

421
00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:57,397
Can I get you anything out of a steel plate?

422
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,097
A steel plate?

423
00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:00,757
Yes.

424
00:18:00,857 --> 00:18:02,877
That's what the doctors put in my head.

425
00:18:02,997 --> 00:18:05,097
Oh, then you guys will be a mess made in heaven.

426
00:18:05,097 --> 00:18:10,317
Our nasty, filthy, poopy styrofoam is next to the dumpster.

427
00:18:10,477 --> 00:18:17,597
But luckily for you, our beautiful, long-life-left-to-live Earthsaver program is available.

428
00:18:19,077 --> 00:18:22,637
Do I have to sign up for something to be part of this program?

429
00:18:23,057 --> 00:18:24,617
A little bit, but it's quick.

430
00:18:24,677 --> 00:18:34,697
oh i don't know about that panda is closed as you can see our testing revealed that a third

431
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:40,437
of the market was curious about the earth saver program a third of the market was also nasty

432
00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:49,937
the first third seemed normal though yeah okay well we should start we could start this out in

433
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Portland.

434
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:53,997
Yeah. And see how it goes. And then watch how

435
00:18:53,997 --> 00:18:56,017
quickly it deteriorates. That's

436
00:18:56,017 --> 00:18:57,737
fine. Portland's a

437
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proving ground for these things.

438
00:19:00,397 --> 00:19:02,237
I know that this all seems like

439
00:19:02,237 --> 00:19:04,057
it's hard to imagine,

440
00:19:04,217 --> 00:19:05,997
but people felt the same

441
00:19:05,997 --> 00:19:08,057
with the pyramids. No, no. It's easy to

442
00:19:08,057 --> 00:19:09,997
imagine, and it's also easy to see

443
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how it's failing.

444
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The

445
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whole thing with

446
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reusable

447
00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,897
bags or whatever, there's now

448
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,017
like so many reusable bags on the planet,

449
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:22,737
there's too many.

450
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,057
I love mine. I don't even use

451
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:27,817
them most of the time. I keep

452
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one in the car and then I have like 10 at home and I'm like,

453
00:19:29,657 --> 00:19:30,457
I love this one.

454
00:19:31,857 --> 00:19:33,237
This is a great one.

455
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,697
I got a great one from Sprouts, which I love.

456
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:36,857
It's got like a hard bottom.

457
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,617
It's fantastic.

458
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,277
We got it in

459
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La Jolla and it was very nice.

460
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,777
I don't know if it's just because

461
00:19:45,777 --> 00:19:47,497
it was from La Jolla, but it is a very nice bag.

462
00:19:47,497 --> 00:19:47,917
Go Dolphins.

463
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:57,837
but, uh, I don't ever use it cause I forget about it. But this one's more, but like,

464
00:19:57,837 --> 00:20:04,217
I also have a different Sprouts bag that, um, I never use cause I never remember to bring it.

465
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And then it's like, I go to the store and then I'm like, if I'm in the store,

466
00:20:08,737 --> 00:20:12,037
even if it's in the back of my car, I'm like, I'm not going back now.

467
00:20:14,177 --> 00:20:17,937
I have one last argument. I mean, I think you can't underestimate

468
00:20:17,937 --> 00:20:19,917
how lazy people are.

469
00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:20,597
You're right.

470
00:20:21,337 --> 00:20:22,697
You're absolutely right.

471
00:20:23,317 --> 00:20:23,877
Thank you.

472
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,137
People are lazy.

473
00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:25,677
Yep.

474
00:20:26,837 --> 00:20:28,097
But, and have you considered,

475
00:20:28,637 --> 00:20:29,797
come on!

476
00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:34,437
That's a good point.

477
00:20:35,297 --> 00:20:36,417
Was that your other argument?

478
00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:37,257
It was.

479
00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:37,617
Okay.

480
00:20:37,797 --> 00:20:38,777
And continues to be.

481
00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:39,317
You know what?

482
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:41,177
That's a pretty good argument.

483
00:20:42,337 --> 00:20:43,157
Isn't it weird,

484
00:20:43,237 --> 00:20:44,197
now that I'm thinking about it,

485
00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:45,477
even when you eat in,

486
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:49,277
they give you a styrofoam throwaway container.

487
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,337
They have no way to like

488
00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:53,417
like they don't clean plates or bowls there.

489
00:20:54,177 --> 00:20:55,537
I haven't had

490
00:20:55,537 --> 00:20:58,697
Panda Express.

491
00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:00,697
Like I used to get it at the mall.

492
00:21:00,837 --> 00:21:01,437
I'm trying to remember.

493
00:21:01,537 --> 00:21:03,657
Did they always give it to you in like a styrofoam thing?

494
00:21:04,177 --> 00:21:04,977
Well, especially at the mall

495
00:21:04,977 --> 00:21:06,057
because they don't want to clean anything.

496
00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:06,557
Well, yeah.

497
00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:07,417
It's the mall.

498
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,957
I mean, I haven't had it at a mall in

499
00:21:09,957 --> 00:21:13,177
20 plus years.

500
00:21:13,577 --> 00:21:14,077
I don't think.

501
00:21:14,617 --> 00:21:15,317
I know where we're going.

502
00:21:15,477 --> 00:21:21,557
it does sound pretty good it's the best it sounds real good oh speaking of chemical he smells that

503
00:21:21,557 --> 00:21:26,337
orange chicken smell it's like a good i can smell that it's like a good yeah i'd probably wake me up

504
00:21:26,337 --> 00:21:31,577
out of a coma yeah it should also be embarrassing as hell no it wouldn't everyone he knows said

505
00:21:31,577 --> 00:21:36,997
that they came to his ear and said i love you the minute orange chicken showed up he sprung up and

506
00:21:36,997 --> 00:21:44,717
ate it his eyes were still closed well smell is like and he should he couldn't stop himself from

507
00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:51,677
shouting i can't fake it anymore where's my metal bowl

508
00:21:51,677 --> 00:22:01,617
also like what about to-go boxes that have don't utilize those three separate the main

509
00:22:01,617 --> 00:22:08,417
compartment and two sides thing well there's other versions i know but what if i have my panda express

510
00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:13,517
one that has that and then i want to go somewhere and get a sandwich that doesn't need the three

511
00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:17,337
It needs the full one single flat.

512
00:22:18,377 --> 00:22:21,417
You pay the deposit for a single flap sandwich box,

513
00:22:21,577 --> 00:22:22,437
and then you return it later.

514
00:22:22,437 --> 00:22:24,817
So I've just got so many different kinds loose.

515
00:22:26,217 --> 00:22:27,817
New insult just dropped.

516
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:31,177
Shut up, you single flap sandwich box.

517
00:22:34,257 --> 00:22:34,817
Totally.

518
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,817
Well, some people will like it and some people won't.

519
00:22:38,017 --> 00:22:38,877
It's just like Crocs.

520
00:22:41,677 --> 00:22:42,197
Yeah.

521
00:22:43,517 --> 00:22:50,577
crocs um as someone who hates crocs i agree with this assessment but we have friends that love crocs

522
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:59,517
um you know the story behind crocs i don't or i guess it's not in terms of their creation but

523
00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:11,077
the movie idiocracy um their way they wear crocs in that movie um yeah they do and uh so the reason

524
00:23:11,077 --> 00:23:19,037
for that is the costume designer didn't have a huge budget. And so they wanted to find a shoe

525
00:23:19,037 --> 00:23:24,577
that looked stupid, but was like cheap enough to buy for like everyone in the cast. And Crocs were

526
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:30,257
like, here we go. We'll give these to you real cheap. And then, so they were like, great, look

527
00:23:30,257 --> 00:23:34,097
at this stupid shoe that we got. And Mike Judge was like, great, that's the perfect stupid shoe.

528
00:23:34,397 --> 00:23:40,697
And then after the movie came out, like they became wildly popular, I think like during post

529
00:23:40,697 --> 00:23:47,057
production like somehow they took off and so it looks like this suddenly this popular like it just

530
00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:51,617
happened to coincide their popularity oh wow increasing so it was like a coincidence what a

531
00:23:51,617 --> 00:23:56,997
great like boon for them like i guess they didn't need it really like it wasn't because of the movie

532
00:23:56,997 --> 00:24:04,717
that they became popular it was despite the movie well who's it because of nurses i don't know i

533
00:24:04,717 --> 00:24:09,277
mean i suppose they are they're supposed to be comfortable i've never worn them but let me tell

534
00:24:09,277 --> 00:24:14,377
something after walking 30 miles at disneyland there's no shoe that's comfortable what were you

535
00:24:14,377 --> 00:24:25,397
wearing i started with these really nice like shoes and then they got wet on one ride and so

536
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:29,277
i couldn't walk around on them anymore yeah that's the worst and we i had to buy like disney crocs

537
00:24:29,277 --> 00:24:35,037
because all they had oh yeah i did that's all i had the rest was for like kids and as much as i

538
00:24:35,037 --> 00:24:41,297
tried it couldn't get them on anyway um yeah so i wore i walked around a disney crocs and but i

539
00:24:41,297 --> 00:24:47,937
was already in pain so yeah they didn't undo the pain sorry crocs come up with a shoe that can do

540
00:24:47,937 --> 00:24:55,237
that it sounds like your job okay next week okay a shoe that takes away pain it's heavy and can be

541
00:24:55,237 --> 00:25:00,537
used to hit someone in the head did you just throw your other shoes away no i kept them in a bag oh

542
00:25:00,537 --> 00:25:01,317
They were really expensive.

543
00:25:01,857 --> 00:25:03,077
I was going to say, that sounds crazy.

544
00:25:03,597 --> 00:25:04,337
I'm not crazy.

545
00:25:04,457 --> 00:25:05,297
I'm out here saving the world.

546
00:25:05,357 --> 00:25:06,237
Are you going to throw shoes away?

547
00:25:06,497 --> 00:25:07,677
Well, no, I didn't think you would.

548
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:08,937
That's why I was like, what happened to those?

549
00:25:08,937 --> 00:25:10,297
Next step, metal shoes.

550
00:25:11,237 --> 00:25:13,597
You just turn them in and get new ones.

551
00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:19,077
Well, what is the name for this invention?

552
00:25:20,357 --> 00:25:21,117
State of plate.

553
00:25:23,037 --> 00:25:23,977
State of plate?

554
00:25:23,977 --> 00:25:25,197
Yeah, or plate state.

555
00:25:26,737 --> 00:25:27,797
Plate state.

556
00:25:28,877 --> 00:25:29,497
Metal meal.

557
00:25:30,537 --> 00:25:34,477
metal meal

558
00:25:34,477 --> 00:25:37,377
taste not waste

559
00:25:37,377 --> 00:25:39,637
taste the waste

560
00:25:39,637 --> 00:25:42,257
no no not taste the waste

561
00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:43,497
taste

562
00:25:43,497 --> 00:25:45,037
oh that's poopy yeah

563
00:25:45,037 --> 00:25:47,317
I'm poopy

564
00:25:47,317 --> 00:25:49,557
call back y'all

565
00:25:49,557 --> 00:25:52,117
episode one do it do it like a

566
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:54,277
exciting alarm when this

567
00:25:54,277 --> 00:25:56,157
plays at that part you know like

568
00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:58,397
in the store when you win something like a klaxon sound

569
00:25:58,397 --> 00:26:00,477
oh what is a klaxon

570
00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:01,877
It's a game show bell.

571
00:26:02,077 --> 00:26:02,997
Yeah, I knew that.

572
00:26:04,677 --> 00:26:06,117
Is that your word?

573
00:26:07,617 --> 00:26:08,637
We'll find out.

574
00:26:11,377 --> 00:26:11,817
Okay.

575
00:26:12,077 --> 00:26:12,617
Yeah, you like it?

576
00:26:12,777 --> 00:26:13,237
You love it?

577
00:26:14,337 --> 00:26:14,737
You hate it.

578
00:26:14,737 --> 00:26:15,117
I like it.

579
00:26:15,177 --> 00:26:15,617
I love it.

580
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,817
I want more of it.

581
00:26:17,217 --> 00:26:20,237
Just imagine, you leave your house where you just drank from your loose tubes.

582
00:26:21,097 --> 00:26:25,717
You got your metal plate clanking around in your purse.

583
00:26:26,097 --> 00:26:30,357
You're driving there and you're never going to fall asleep because you got the wake up idiot.

584
00:26:30,477 --> 00:26:31,137
or whatever.

585
00:26:31,617 --> 00:26:32,097
Yeah.

586
00:26:32,537 --> 00:26:32,797
Yeah.

587
00:26:32,917 --> 00:26:33,377
The sleep,

588
00:26:33,597 --> 00:26:34,297
sleeper beeper.

589
00:26:34,497 --> 00:26:34,817
Yes.

590
00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:36,277
This are,

591
00:26:36,757 --> 00:26:38,657
you get a little hungry taco teats.

592
00:26:38,737 --> 00:26:39,937
You open up your metal plate.

593
00:26:40,277 --> 00:26:40,577
Yeah.

594
00:26:41,037 --> 00:26:42,937
One of those can be water to rinse your plate.

595
00:26:42,937 --> 00:26:45,257
Our ecosystem is,

596
00:26:45,617 --> 00:26:46,777
it's taken over.

597
00:26:48,537 --> 00:26:49,097
We're,

598
00:26:49,097 --> 00:26:50,877
we're not just inventing things.

599
00:26:51,017 --> 00:26:51,937
We're building a whole lifestyle.

600
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,577
You got an old relative.

601
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:55,957
Don't worry about them anymore.

602
00:26:56,637 --> 00:26:59,197
They're on a trolley system in their home.

603
00:26:59,197 --> 00:27:01,217
hang in there

604
00:27:01,217 --> 00:27:02,517
so they don't fall

605
00:27:02,517 --> 00:27:04,057
that's what we should have called it

606
00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:05,277
hang in there

607
00:27:05,277 --> 00:27:06,517
hang in there

608
00:27:06,517 --> 00:27:07,477
do the klaxon again

609
00:27:07,477 --> 00:27:09,377
oh

610
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,557
oh you guys

611
00:27:11,557 --> 00:27:13,377
and then

612
00:27:13,377 --> 00:27:14,297
at night

613
00:27:14,297 --> 00:27:14,977
you

614
00:27:14,977 --> 00:27:16,737
could tuck yourself in

615
00:27:16,737 --> 00:27:18,097
with your toes

616
00:27:18,097 --> 00:27:19,437
that poke out of your sheets

617
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:20,017
knowing

618
00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:21,477
I'm doing right

619
00:27:21,477 --> 00:27:22,237
by the world

620
00:27:22,237 --> 00:27:23,037
and on the weekend

621
00:27:23,037 --> 00:27:24,057
when you're out with your friends

622
00:27:24,057 --> 00:27:25,597
and they're talking quietly

623
00:27:25,597 --> 00:27:26,377
fear not

624
00:27:26,377 --> 00:27:33,717
your audible caller opens you got your how do you speak at night yeah i was scared to say because i

625
00:27:33,717 --> 00:27:40,677
mess it up every time god i love all of our stuff we're uh i'd say we're prolific you're prolific

626
00:27:40,677 --> 00:27:45,717
you think i would have thought of these if it wasn't for you uh yeah i do actually i know you

627
00:27:45,717 --> 00:27:51,277
would okay all right well that uh wraps up the invention of the week

628
00:27:51,277 --> 00:27:57,197
all right oh he scared me

629
00:27:57,197 --> 00:28:03,337
you were scared by that yeah you did a little jump scare yeah all right

630
00:28:03,337 --> 00:28:06,137
um well it's time for our next segment

631
00:28:06,137 --> 00:28:08,817
anastasia

632
00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:16,277
i can't wait to meet my new family and all their money

633
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:23,017
Heart don't fail me now

634
00:28:23,017 --> 00:28:23,717
Great song

635
00:28:23,717 --> 00:28:26,097
We gotta watch that

636
00:28:26,097 --> 00:28:27,217
Together

637
00:28:27,217 --> 00:28:27,977
Okay

638
00:28:27,977 --> 00:28:32,017
Francis, you want to explain this segment?

639
00:28:32,137 --> 00:28:32,577
Absolutely

640
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:35,437
During this segment

641
00:28:35,437 --> 00:28:36,697
Anastasia

642
00:28:36,697 --> 00:28:39,377
Or as sometimes pronounced Anastasia

643
00:28:39,377 --> 00:28:40,797
Anastasia

644
00:28:40,797 --> 00:28:41,437
Yeah

645
00:28:41,437 --> 00:28:44,077
One of us has to convince the other

646
00:28:44,077 --> 00:28:46,177
Actually we're a long lost family member

647
00:28:46,177 --> 00:28:52,517
um that's it so jenna do you want to be convinced or do you want to convince

648
00:28:52,517 --> 00:28:58,677
i would like to convince okay this should be real easy because i am

649
00:28:58,677 --> 00:29:03,857
oh well let's not get ahead of ourselves okay okay uh all right let's begin

650
00:29:03,857 --> 00:29:20,677
oh oh hi i'm sorry uh that's so weird you were just humming a song okay who i'm sorry

651
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:27,317
this is my garden why are you in it uh no no i'm sorry i was walking by um and there's a sign

652
00:29:27,317 --> 00:29:36,377
it says don't come in i know i know um but i i was compelled uh because i well i don't know if

653
00:29:36,377 --> 00:29:41,037
you could see this i have a i have my own sign that i carry around with me um that just says

654
00:29:41,037 --> 00:29:52,717
i can't read oh yeah sorry it's okay um it says uh if if it says don't i'm gonna it's a funny

655
00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:56,837
thing I like to say. I put it on a sign. If it says

656
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,437
don't, I'm gonna. Yeah.

657
00:30:00,817 --> 00:30:04,777
So it said don't come in. So I'm gonna. I have to do it. Anyway, but then when I

658
00:30:04,777 --> 00:30:08,297
got in here, I heard you humming something

659
00:30:08,297 --> 00:30:12,017
and it's so funny. That's, I remember

660
00:30:12,017 --> 00:30:15,937
hearing that same exact tune

661
00:30:15,937 --> 00:30:19,757
being hummed right before

662
00:30:19,757 --> 00:30:22,417
I was sent to the orphanage.

663
00:30:22,917 --> 00:30:24,557
Oh, yeah, it's a really popular song,

664
00:30:24,637 --> 00:30:25,157
so I'm not surprised.

665
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:25,477
Is it?

666
00:30:25,677 --> 00:30:26,117
I don't think it is.

667
00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,217
It was top 40 for a long time.

668
00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:29,277
No, no, I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

669
00:30:29,937 --> 00:30:30,597
Yeah, I am.

670
00:30:30,697 --> 00:30:32,497
Because I've only ever heard it one time,

671
00:30:32,757 --> 00:30:35,577
and it was right before I got sent to an orphanage.

672
00:30:35,857 --> 00:30:36,477
Oh, okay.

673
00:30:37,117 --> 00:30:39,137
Well, that's really sad,

674
00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:43,177
but I actually bought the platinum.

675
00:30:43,477 --> 00:30:45,857
This song's been on popular radio.

676
00:30:45,857 --> 00:30:48,257
I got it on eBay because the executive went broke

677
00:30:48,257 --> 00:30:48,977
and he sold it.

678
00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:49,977
Got it for a really good deal.

679
00:30:50,037 --> 00:30:53,157
So I don't mean to call you a liar, but anyway, you're here.

680
00:30:53,237 --> 00:30:53,857
You're holding a sign.

681
00:30:53,897 --> 00:30:54,657
You said the sign was funny?

682
00:30:54,777 --> 00:30:55,557
I got another sign.

683
00:30:55,737 --> 00:30:55,917
Oh.

684
00:30:56,817 --> 00:31:07,874
If you call me a liar I going to tell you the truth That one not as catchy That not bad It not as catchy as the Anyway are you selling something

685
00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:09,034
I'm going to...

686
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,134
No, no, I'm not selling anything.

687
00:31:10,254 --> 00:31:13,254
Because I was going to buy, because I usually only buy from people who look nothing like me.

688
00:31:14,034 --> 00:31:15,794
And I feel like we have...

689
00:31:15,794 --> 00:31:17,114
It's like yin and yang over here.

690
00:31:18,574 --> 00:31:20,674
Wait, are you saying we don't look anything like us?

691
00:31:20,674 --> 00:31:25,094
Yeah, so if you were selling something, I would buy it, because I only buy from people who look like they don't resemble me.

692
00:31:25,094 --> 00:31:28,294
I have a feeling

693
00:31:28,294 --> 00:31:29,754
Do you have

694
00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:32,134
Do you have a birthmark?

695
00:31:33,154 --> 00:31:34,134
A birthmark?

696
00:31:34,274 --> 00:31:35,334
Yeah, do you have a birthmark?

697
00:31:35,774 --> 00:31:37,534
Well, I don't know, I can't see my back

698
00:31:37,534 --> 00:31:39,894
Never saw one on my front

699
00:31:39,894 --> 00:31:43,294
I could have one on my back

700
00:31:43,294 --> 00:31:46,534
I'm guessing that you do

701
00:31:46,534 --> 00:31:47,454
Do you want to look?

702
00:31:48,134 --> 00:31:49,754
I do, and at the same time

703
00:31:49,754 --> 00:31:50,974
I want you to look at my back

704
00:31:50,974 --> 00:31:52,614
And see what you see

705
00:31:52,614 --> 00:31:53,714
At the same time?

706
00:31:53,714 --> 00:31:57,174
I once paid a man to hold a mirror behind me.

707
00:31:57,494 --> 00:31:59,434
So I know what my back looks like.

708
00:32:00,014 --> 00:32:01,274
I've seen my back.

709
00:32:02,194 --> 00:32:03,354
And I know what's there.

710
00:32:03,754 --> 00:32:04,134
All right.

711
00:32:04,494 --> 00:32:08,374
Here, let's come over to the mirror section of the garden.

712
00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:11,774
You have a mirror section and you never tried looking at your own back?

713
00:32:11,894 --> 00:32:12,534
It's for the plants.

714
00:32:12,614 --> 00:32:13,434
They like to look at themselves.

715
00:32:14,274 --> 00:32:15,034
Okay, hold on.

716
00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:16,594
You do have very vain plants.

717
00:32:17,794 --> 00:32:19,694
Well, I got them from...

718
00:32:19,694 --> 00:32:20,114
No, no.

719
00:32:20,254 --> 00:32:20,714
Oh, sorry.

720
00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:21,814
Sorry, plants.

721
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:23,114
I don't mean to imply that...

722
00:32:23,114 --> 00:32:24,934
Thank you for apologizing directly to them, by the way.

723
00:32:25,074 --> 00:32:26,774
No, no, I could tell they looked...

724
00:32:26,774 --> 00:32:27,554
They were pissed.

725
00:32:27,974 --> 00:32:28,814
Well, no, no, I'm sorry.

726
00:32:29,094 --> 00:32:31,534
You have every reason to be vain, by the way.

727
00:32:31,674 --> 00:32:33,114
Yeah, well, here's my back.

728
00:32:33,194 --> 00:32:34,654
Carly Simon would write a song about you.

729
00:32:35,374 --> 00:32:36,034
There it is.

730
00:32:37,054 --> 00:32:37,414
Nothing?

731
00:32:38,014 --> 00:32:38,294
Nothing?

732
00:32:39,294 --> 00:32:39,774
No, no.

733
00:32:40,494 --> 00:32:40,854
Something.

734
00:32:41,174 --> 00:32:41,694
What is it?

735
00:32:43,534 --> 00:32:45,534
Well, I can show you what it is.

736
00:32:45,874 --> 00:32:46,574
No, just tell me.

737
00:32:46,654 --> 00:32:47,834
No, look at my back.

738
00:32:47,934 --> 00:32:48,454
All right, let me see.

739
00:32:49,714 --> 00:32:50,114
Do you see?

740
00:32:50,874 --> 00:32:51,914
See what's on my back?

741
00:32:51,914 --> 00:32:52,574
Oh, yeah.

742
00:32:53,114 --> 00:32:54,314
Patrick from SpongeBob.

743
00:32:54,674 --> 00:32:56,974
The same thing is on your back.

744
00:32:58,414 --> 00:33:00,054
Oh, well, yeah, I got it tattooed.

745
00:33:00,174 --> 00:33:00,394
Silly.

746
00:33:01,294 --> 00:33:01,934
So did I.

747
00:33:02,554 --> 00:33:02,954
Okay.

748
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:04,474
Well, you should be leaving soon.

749
00:33:06,474 --> 00:33:10,154
Wait, you also have a great sense of time?

750
00:33:11,154 --> 00:33:11,854
Well, yeah.

751
00:33:11,994 --> 00:33:13,174
I mean, I was born in a garden.

752
00:33:13,814 --> 00:33:14,694
You gotta know time.

753
00:33:15,714 --> 00:33:16,154
Wait.

754
00:33:16,754 --> 00:33:17,154
What?

755
00:33:17,534 --> 00:33:18,674
You were born in a garden?

756
00:33:19,014 --> 00:33:21,534
Yeah, a big one with sunflowers that were taller than the house.

757
00:33:21,534 --> 00:33:22,494
Oh, the house, yes.

758
00:33:22,614 --> 00:33:23,094
What did you say?

759
00:33:23,114 --> 00:33:23,914
Did you say what I just said?

760
00:33:24,054 --> 00:33:25,014
Tall in a house.

761
00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,354
Oh, yeah.

762
00:33:27,574 --> 00:33:28,594
And they were yellow.

763
00:33:29,434 --> 00:33:30,414
And they had a stem.

764
00:33:30,854 --> 00:33:32,114
Some call it a stalk.

765
00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:35,454
Well, this is crazy.

766
00:33:37,374 --> 00:33:38,614
Well, I'm sure it means nothing.

767
00:33:39,034 --> 00:33:39,934
I don't know.

768
00:33:41,494 --> 00:33:41,674
I.

769
00:33:42,694 --> 00:33:43,314
Who do you?

770
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:43,794
Who are you?

771
00:33:44,154 --> 00:33:44,694
I'm sorry.

772
00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:45,174
Let's back up.

773
00:33:45,534 --> 00:33:46,214
What is this?

774
00:33:46,854 --> 00:33:49,894
I just I feel this connection to you.

775
00:33:50,374 --> 00:33:51,954
I feel drawn to you.

776
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,174
I'm in a relationship.

777
00:33:54,974 --> 00:33:55,774
No, no, no, no, no, no.

778
00:33:55,774 --> 00:33:56,314
Not like that.

779
00:33:56,394 --> 00:33:56,754
Not like that.

780
00:33:56,754 --> 00:33:57,694
It's going on two weeks now.

781
00:33:57,774 --> 00:33:58,754
I'm not saying you're unattractive.

782
00:33:58,814 --> 00:33:59,214
I'm just saying.

783
00:33:59,334 --> 00:33:59,634
No, no.

784
00:34:00,334 --> 00:34:01,274
I want to see where this goes.

785
00:34:01,274 --> 00:34:01,614
No, I know.

786
00:34:01,654 --> 00:34:02,274
I appreciate that.

787
00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:08,714
No, the Fortnite anniversary is, that's sacrosanct.

788
00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:10,034
I'm not going to try and.

789
00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:11,434
Yeah.

790
00:34:11,434 --> 00:34:13,174
I mean, then again, life is short.

791
00:34:13,814 --> 00:34:14,174
Maybe.

792
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,294
Well, look.

793
00:34:16,814 --> 00:34:19,174
No, I think I'm going to be honest with you.

794
00:34:20,674 --> 00:34:22,674
I don't think that would be a good idea.

795
00:34:23,114 --> 00:34:29,394
too much chemistry. I agree. I felt that the minute I saw you, I see a person holding signs,

796
00:34:29,654 --> 00:34:36,954
drip, drip, drip. Yeah. Let's just say I don't have to water this section of the garden

797
00:34:36,954 --> 00:34:43,694
anytime soon. Can I just tell you other human beings would have found that absolutely disgusting

798
00:34:43,694 --> 00:34:51,434
what you just said, but I don't, I don't find it absolutely disgusting. And I think,

799
00:34:51,434 --> 00:34:53,074
I think I know why.

800
00:34:53,454 --> 00:34:54,414
Oh, okay.

801
00:34:58,734 --> 00:35:00,954
Do you hear that?

802
00:35:01,574 --> 00:35:01,834
Yeah.

803
00:35:03,114 --> 00:35:03,594
I mean, no.

804
00:35:03,694 --> 00:35:07,074
It's the seraphims are singing.

805
00:35:08,394 --> 00:35:09,534
Are those plants?

806
00:35:10,434 --> 00:35:11,394
No, they're angels.

807
00:35:11,934 --> 00:35:12,134
Oh.

808
00:35:13,054 --> 00:35:17,494
Oh, I was confused because I have a seraphim variety of zinnias.

809
00:35:17,494 --> 00:35:17,754
Zinnias.

810
00:35:18,114 --> 00:35:18,254
Oh.

811
00:35:19,094 --> 00:35:19,994
Okay, listen.

812
00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,694
I have a very strict schedule

813
00:35:21,694 --> 00:35:23,734
so just get to it

814
00:35:23,734 --> 00:35:25,594
you don't want a date, you're holding signs

815
00:35:25,594 --> 00:35:26,634
you're not selling anything

816
00:35:26,634 --> 00:35:28,194
look

817
00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,834
I think

818
00:35:30,834 --> 00:35:34,034
we might be

819
00:35:34,034 --> 00:35:36,394
separated at birth

820
00:35:36,394 --> 00:35:36,894
twins

821
00:35:36,894 --> 00:35:41,034
twins separated at birth

822
00:35:41,034 --> 00:35:43,074
why would you think that

823
00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:45,714
because of all the signs

824
00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:47,774
I'm talking about the metaphorical signs

825
00:35:47,774 --> 00:35:49,094
not the literal ones that I'm holding

826
00:35:49,834 --> 00:35:53,954
Ignore this one sign that I'm holding that says I'm an only child.

827
00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:55,274
That one was just a joke.

828
00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:56,034
I thought it was funny.

829
00:35:56,034 --> 00:35:56,394
Okay.

830
00:35:57,714 --> 00:35:59,214
Well, this would be easy to clear up.

831
00:35:59,654 --> 00:36:00,294
How old are you?

832
00:36:01,894 --> 00:36:05,274
Let's both say our age at the exact same time.

833
00:36:05,574 --> 00:36:06,334
All righty-roo.

834
00:36:06,454 --> 00:36:07,334
I'm going to start now.

835
00:36:08,274 --> 00:36:09,694
42-1.

836
00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:12,994
Okay, a lot of people are 42-1.

837
00:36:13,894 --> 00:36:15,034
Well, okay, but...

838
00:36:15,514 --> 00:36:18,034
What?

839
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:21,754
sign are you?

840
00:36:22,774 --> 00:36:23,454
What sign am I?

841
00:36:24,554 --> 00:36:26,234
God, you are obsessed with signs.

842
00:36:26,794 --> 00:36:27,534
Well, I'm sorry.

843
00:36:27,754 --> 00:36:28,974
I like them.

844
00:36:31,054 --> 00:36:32,674
Don't get me started on cosines

845
00:36:32,674 --> 00:36:33,774
and tangents.

846
00:36:34,434 --> 00:36:35,174
Just kidding.

847
00:36:38,514 --> 00:36:38,954
Pisces.

848
00:36:39,514 --> 00:36:41,254
Oh, we didn't get to say it at the same time,

849
00:36:41,314 --> 00:36:42,094
but I was going to say Pisces.

850
00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:44,734
Oh, no, I was going to say Pisces is what I was going to be with my mom.

851
00:36:45,034 --> 00:36:45,834
Yes, exactly.

852
00:36:45,834 --> 00:36:47,454
My mom was a Pisces too.

853
00:36:49,094 --> 00:36:50,754
She cared for a long time.

854
00:36:51,014 --> 00:36:52,094
Longer than she was supposed to.

855
00:36:52,174 --> 00:36:52,754
And so I stayed in.

856
00:36:52,754 --> 00:36:55,014
So I was going to be crazy, but I was the next one.

857
00:36:55,014 --> 00:36:55,434
It's actually, yep.

858
00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:58,734
Which I don't know exactly what it is.

859
00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:05,334
It's a Capricorn.

860
00:37:05,334 --> 00:37:05,454
Capricorn.

861
00:37:05,454 --> 00:37:05,774
Cancer.

862
00:37:06,274 --> 00:37:06,634
Yep.

863
00:37:06,854 --> 00:37:07,014
Capricorn.

864
00:37:07,014 --> 00:37:08,014
So you're not the same sign.

865
00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:08,734
No, no.

866
00:37:08,734 --> 00:37:09,394
Because you said cancer.

867
00:37:10,654 --> 00:37:11,254
No, no, no.

868
00:37:11,294 --> 00:37:12,114
It's a Capricorn.

869
00:37:12,854 --> 00:37:13,274
Oh, okay.

870
00:37:13,454 --> 00:37:14,654
I bet you, if you look.

871
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:15,074
Okay.

872
00:37:15,194 --> 00:37:15,974
I don't have time for this.

873
00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:16,134
Here.

874
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:19,194
If you want to think you're my twin, then there's one thing we can do.

875
00:37:20,134 --> 00:37:20,474
Okay.

876
00:37:20,554 --> 00:37:22,694
We'll prick each other's fingers and we'll start to bleed.

877
00:37:23,194 --> 00:37:23,514
Okay.

878
00:37:23,734 --> 00:37:24,614
And we'll...

879
00:37:24,614 --> 00:37:25,094
Drip, drip, drip.

880
00:37:26,434 --> 00:37:26,794
Yep.

881
00:37:27,474 --> 00:37:27,794
Yep.

882
00:37:27,894 --> 00:37:29,454
And then we'll drink each other's finger blood.

883
00:37:29,934 --> 00:37:30,294
Okay.

884
00:37:30,534 --> 00:37:31,254
Because it wouldn't...

885
00:37:31,254 --> 00:37:33,274
We all know the taste of our own blood.

886
00:37:34,094 --> 00:37:34,434
Yes.

887
00:37:34,814 --> 00:37:35,414
Oh, of course.

888
00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:38,034
I'm going to pull out a little...

889
00:37:38,034 --> 00:37:38,454
See this?

890
00:37:38,854 --> 00:37:39,034
Yeah.

891
00:37:39,494 --> 00:37:41,094
I have a flask of my own blood.

892
00:37:41,194 --> 00:37:42,354
Oh, and there's a sign on the flask.

893
00:37:42,454 --> 00:37:43,014
Who could have guessed?

894
00:37:44,534 --> 00:37:45,054
All right.

895
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,114
Bloody Marys.

896
00:37:46,954 --> 00:37:47,354
Anyone?

897
00:37:47,654 --> 00:37:48,314
Bloody Perry.

898
00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:49,414
Oh, you predicted this.

899
00:37:49,594 --> 00:37:49,854
Yeah.

900
00:37:50,054 --> 00:37:50,394
Interesting.

901
00:37:51,054 --> 00:37:51,754
Okay, I'm ready.

902
00:37:53,194 --> 00:37:54,214
Okay, ready?

903
00:37:55,354 --> 00:37:55,874
Ow.

904
00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:56,634
Ow.

905
00:37:56,914 --> 00:37:57,214
Ooh.

906
00:37:57,534 --> 00:37:57,774
Ow.

907
00:37:57,774 --> 00:37:58,054
Ow.

908
00:37:58,754 --> 00:37:59,254
Ow.

909
00:38:00,634 --> 00:38:01,914
Okay, here's my finger.

910
00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:02,474
Give me yours.

911
00:38:05,514 --> 00:38:05,994
Hmm.

912
00:38:08,374 --> 00:38:10,954
Wait, did I just suck on my own finger?

913
00:38:11,454 --> 00:38:12,394
I thought that was weird.

914
00:38:12,754 --> 00:38:14,154
No, no, I didn't, I don't think.

915
00:38:14,234 --> 00:38:15,954
It just tastes so much like...

916
00:38:15,954 --> 00:38:16,834
Oh, oh, oh.

917
00:38:17,134 --> 00:38:17,274
Yeah.

918
00:38:19,334 --> 00:38:20,774
Sorry, I had a head injury at birth.

919
00:38:21,334 --> 00:38:22,054
So did I.

920
00:38:22,354 --> 00:38:23,134
Did you?

921
00:38:24,374 --> 00:38:24,774
Yes.

922
00:38:25,774 --> 00:38:27,054
What was the name of your surgeon?

923
00:38:27,274 --> 00:38:28,154
They told me years later.

924
00:38:31,914 --> 00:38:33,654
Let's both say it at the same time.

925
00:38:33,674 --> 00:38:35,094
I'm starting to think you're using this as a crutch.

926
00:38:35,774 --> 00:38:37,174
Why can't you just say it on your own?

927
00:38:37,294 --> 00:38:37,614
Doctor.

928
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:38,634
Doctor.

929
00:38:38,634 --> 00:38:38,714
Doctor.

930
00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:41,314
Say it.

931
00:38:42,514 --> 00:38:43,854
Doctor, say it.

932
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,014
Okay, how could you?

933
00:38:45,014 --> 00:38:45,954
Okay, that's interesting.

934
00:38:46,014 --> 00:38:46,754
How did you know that?

935
00:38:47,714 --> 00:38:49,354
I didn't have to know.

936
00:38:49,514 --> 00:38:51,454
I'm not knowing things about you.

937
00:38:51,594 --> 00:38:53,014
I'm knowing things about me.

938
00:38:53,134 --> 00:38:53,334
Wow.

939
00:38:53,574 --> 00:38:55,234
Almost no one knows of Dr. Rubio.

940
00:38:55,234 --> 00:38:55,474
Yes.

941
00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:56,934
Okay.

942
00:38:57,234 --> 00:38:58,254
So this is crazy.

943
00:38:58,494 --> 00:39:01,294
I feel a little weird for being attracted to you, but it's going away.

944
00:39:01,374 --> 00:39:01,454
No, no.

945
00:39:01,794 --> 00:39:02,554
It's normal.

946
00:39:02,714 --> 00:39:02,894
Okay.

947
00:39:02,994 --> 00:39:03,994
Good, because it's back.

948
00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:05,234
Because we're twins.

949
00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:05,874
We're twins.

950
00:39:06,374 --> 00:39:10,514
And it's being attracted to yourself, really.

951
00:39:10,834 --> 00:39:11,074
Right.

952
00:39:11,514 --> 00:39:12,714
I mean, be honest.

953
00:39:12,754 --> 00:39:13,254
Let's be honest.

954
00:39:13,354 --> 00:39:13,774
Yeah, we're hot.

955
00:39:13,774 --> 00:39:15,234
If we're, I mean, God.

956
00:39:15,434 --> 00:39:15,974
Smoke show.

957
00:39:16,634 --> 00:39:18,614
We won that lottery.

958
00:39:18,914 --> 00:39:19,154
Oh, yeah.

959
00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:22,014
And if we got together, I'm just saying, I'm not saying we will, I'm just saying if we did.

960
00:39:22,134 --> 00:39:22,434
Mm-hmm.

961
00:39:22,634 --> 00:39:25,174
And what you're saying is true, that's allowed.

962
00:39:26,394 --> 00:39:26,974
Is it?

963
00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:28,234
Twins.

964
00:39:28,314 --> 00:39:29,234
We're the same person.

965
00:39:29,974 --> 00:39:31,074
It's a legal loophole.

966
00:39:31,394 --> 00:39:32,474
It's called egg theory.

967
00:39:33,134 --> 00:39:33,414
Oh.

968
00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:34,094
Yeah.

969
00:39:34,534 --> 00:39:34,894
Oh.

970
00:39:35,194 --> 00:39:35,614
Is it?

971
00:39:35,694 --> 00:39:36,394
Wow, that's crazy.

972
00:39:36,594 --> 00:39:36,794
Yeah.

973
00:39:37,454 --> 00:39:37,794
Wow.

974
00:39:37,994 --> 00:39:38,954
See, I didn't know this.

975
00:39:39,114 --> 00:39:40,054
It's a crazy country we live in.

976
00:39:41,074 --> 00:39:41,174
Yeah.

977
00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:41,834
Just no babies.

978
00:39:42,894 --> 00:39:43,074
Yeah.

979
00:39:43,074 --> 00:39:43,754
Who wants them?

980
00:39:43,774 --> 00:39:44,554
not me.

981
00:39:45,154 --> 00:39:46,554
We both don't want children.

982
00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:47,714
Oh my God.

983
00:39:47,974 --> 00:39:48,334
Crazy.

984
00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:51,854
Oh,

985
00:39:51,894 --> 00:39:53,174
I just wanted to see if we had the same laugh.

986
00:39:55,254 --> 00:39:56,414
That was a really funny joke.

987
00:39:57,654 --> 00:39:59,174
We do have the same laugh.

988
00:39:59,174 --> 00:39:59,954
Do you want to come in?

989
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:02,994
Can I pull out another sign?

990
00:40:04,254 --> 00:40:04,514
Yeah.

991
00:40:04,574 --> 00:40:05,674
I was wondering what that was doing back there.

992
00:40:06,174 --> 00:40:07,374
I could see it behind your head a little bit.

993
00:40:09,514 --> 00:40:10,834
Someone asked me to come in.

994
00:40:10,834 --> 00:40:11,674
I'm gonna.

995
00:40:13,774 --> 00:40:18,854
Well, I guess it turns out we really are related, Francis.

996
00:40:19,194 --> 00:40:19,734
How about that?

997
00:40:19,994 --> 00:40:20,354
Crazy.

998
00:40:20,354 --> 00:40:21,394
It changes nothing for me.

999
00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,554
I want you to know if you needed an organ, I would give it to you.

1000
00:40:25,794 --> 00:40:27,014
I just don't think they would let me.

1001
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,234
I want you to know that I would never ask.

1002
00:40:30,914 --> 00:40:32,174
If you ask, I wouldn't give it.

1003
00:40:32,454 --> 00:40:35,534
I actually, I want it to be a gift if you ever give me one.

1004
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:36,354
Like, surprise.

1005
00:40:36,714 --> 00:40:39,694
Like, I don't need it, but it's like, but you're just offering on your own.

1006
00:40:39,694 --> 00:40:40,214
Yeah, that's what I'll do.

1007
00:40:41,114 --> 00:40:42,134
Any of them, you pick.

1008
00:40:42,134 --> 00:40:44,494
oh thank you

1009
00:40:44,494 --> 00:40:44,894
yeah okay

1010
00:40:44,894 --> 00:40:45,694
oh now I wanna

1011
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:47,274
which one do I want

1012
00:40:47,274 --> 00:40:50,774
I'll think about it

1013
00:40:50,774 --> 00:40:51,594
my appendix has not

1014
00:40:51,594 --> 00:40:52,554
given me any problems

1015
00:40:52,554 --> 00:40:53,854
mine neither

1016
00:40:53,854 --> 00:40:54,454
okay

1017
00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:55,254
it'd be funny

1018
00:40:55,254 --> 00:40:56,214
we just swapped

1019
00:40:56,214 --> 00:40:58,314
does anyone ever do that

1020
00:40:58,314 --> 00:40:58,994
yeah I'm sure

1021
00:40:58,994 --> 00:41:00,174
okay

1022
00:41:00,174 --> 00:41:01,034
good

1023
00:41:01,034 --> 00:41:01,614
I'm glad

1024
00:41:01,614 --> 00:41:03,474
um

1025
00:41:03,474 --> 00:41:03,894
well

1026
00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:06,894
that has been

1027
00:41:06,894 --> 00:41:09,254
Anastasia

1028
00:41:12,134 --> 00:41:16,474
Oh, wow. I love my new family. I love how rich they are.

1029
00:41:21,094 --> 00:41:26,314
I think we successfully proved that.

1030
00:41:26,714 --> 00:41:29,734
Yeah. I mean, I've been lonely for a few years. I wanted to believe it.

1031
00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:36,374
And I don't know if you knew this. I had a lie detector going the whole time.

1032
00:41:36,374 --> 00:41:40,914
and no deceptions noticed.

1033
00:41:40,914 --> 00:41:44,274
It was all like a flat line.

1034
00:41:45,594 --> 00:41:47,574
So that was all true.

1035
00:41:47,794 --> 00:41:48,594
We're really related.

1036
00:41:50,974 --> 00:41:55,714
So anyway, it's time for our next segment,

1037
00:41:56,494 --> 00:41:59,554
The Big Question.

1038
00:42:00,634 --> 00:42:03,574
The question is very big.

1039
00:42:03,574 --> 00:42:10,534
Well, I hope you have a big question for me.

1040
00:42:11,374 --> 00:42:12,054
I do.

1041
00:42:12,374 --> 00:42:12,594
Good.

1042
00:42:14,934 --> 00:42:21,054
My big question is, someone's given you something, and you have to hide it.

1043
00:42:21,554 --> 00:42:23,594
And it is the size...

1044
00:42:24,254 --> 00:42:25,234
Of a herd of cattle.

1045
00:42:26,194 --> 00:42:26,974
I've heard of them.

1046
00:42:27,554 --> 00:42:30,974
No, not have you heard of them, of a herd of cattle.

1047
00:42:30,974 --> 00:42:32,914
Oh, no, this is my question.

1048
00:42:33,294 --> 00:42:33,594
Okay.

1049
00:42:33,794 --> 00:42:34,054
All right.

1050
00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:34,234
Sorry.

1051
00:42:34,914 --> 00:42:36,474
I was so excited.

1052
00:42:36,574 --> 00:42:37,194
I was jumping ahead.

1053
00:42:37,314 --> 00:42:37,414
Yeah.

1054
00:42:37,454 --> 00:42:38,294
We'll get to the cattle later.

1055
00:42:38,634 --> 00:42:38,874
Okay.

1056
00:42:39,794 --> 00:42:44,554
It's the size of, you know, those cute apples called rockets.

1057
00:42:45,774 --> 00:42:48,054
No, they're like miniature apples.

1058
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,874
Oh, it's the size of that.

1059
00:42:50,114 --> 00:42:50,414
Well, okay.

1060
00:42:50,454 --> 00:42:52,134
What are those the size of?

1061
00:42:52,674 --> 00:42:53,394
Miniature apples.

1062
00:42:53,934 --> 00:42:54,554
Like, yeah.

1063
00:42:54,554 --> 00:42:55,474
How miniature are we talking?

1064
00:42:56,054 --> 00:42:58,134
Half sized.

1065
00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:01,354
Like a, like a peach pit.

1066
00:43:02,274 --> 00:43:03,534
Like, are they bigger?

1067
00:43:04,014 --> 00:43:04,414
They're.

1068
00:43:06,894 --> 00:43:07,974
Bigger than a cherry.

1069
00:43:08,394 --> 00:43:09,054
They're much bigger than a cherry.

1070
00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:09,674
Like a plum?

1071
00:43:10,334 --> 00:43:12,054
It's 0.6 of an apple.

1072
00:43:12,874 --> 00:43:13,174
Okay.

1073
00:43:13,894 --> 00:43:14,274
All right.

1074
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:18,274
Anyway, you've got to hide it.

1075
00:43:18,634 --> 00:43:20,314
And it has to be a place that will never be found.

1076
00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:21,754
Where would you hide this?

1077
00:43:23,774 --> 00:43:25,574
Where would I hide something small?

1078
00:43:28,094 --> 00:43:29,354
That's the big question.

1079
00:43:29,354 --> 00:43:33,074
Well, I specifically said it was a rocket apple.

1080
00:43:33,794 --> 00:43:34,694
Where would I hide?

1081
00:43:34,814 --> 00:43:35,554
Oh, okay.

1082
00:43:37,594 --> 00:43:38,854
You don't like this question.

1083
00:43:39,254 --> 00:43:41,454
Well, it just seems like...

1084
00:43:41,454 --> 00:43:43,514
So are people looking for it?

1085
00:43:43,594 --> 00:43:43,874
Oh, yeah.

1086
00:43:45,114 --> 00:43:46,654
But when you're hiding it, no one's looking.

1087
00:43:49,014 --> 00:43:52,354
Okay, so there's an active search or it's just one of those things that...

1088
00:43:52,994 --> 00:43:54,274
Everyone knows about the apple.

1089
00:43:55,394 --> 00:43:58,934
And it never goes bad, by the way, so it's not going to rot in your hiding place.

1090
00:43:59,354 --> 00:44:01,034
Everyone knows about it and wants to find it.

1091
00:44:02,334 --> 00:44:03,574
You got to hide it from them.

1092
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:04,294
Okay.

1093
00:44:09,294 --> 00:44:09,694
And.

1094
00:44:11,294 --> 00:44:11,694
Okay.

1095
00:44:11,754 --> 00:44:12,514
Well, the.

1096
00:44:14,294 --> 00:44:16,394
The major issue here is.

1097
00:44:17,974 --> 00:44:18,774
Do you.

1098
00:44:19,614 --> 00:44:21,834
Keep it on your person, which would be the first.

1099
00:44:22,514 --> 00:44:24,634
I mean, if it's everyone's looking for it.

1100
00:44:25,274 --> 00:44:26,454
You need to keep it safe.

1101
00:44:26,534 --> 00:44:27,514
You want to keep it close.

1102
00:44:29,354 --> 00:44:31,914
Everyone knows you had it at first.

1103
00:44:35,694 --> 00:44:36,214
Okay.

1104
00:44:36,934 --> 00:44:45,674
Well, if everyone knows that I had it and everyone knows that everyone's looking for it,

1105
00:44:49,814 --> 00:44:52,434
then I don't want it anywhere near me, actually.

1106
00:44:53,034 --> 00:44:53,674
Or do you?

1107
00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:56,334
Because now maybe it's so obvious that it's not obvious at all.

1108
00:44:56,334 --> 00:45:01,194
No, I think I can go more random with it.

1109
00:45:01,194 --> 00:45:02,594
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

1110
00:45:08,594 --> 00:45:11,714
I would hide it.

1111
00:45:11,714 --> 00:45:22,594
I would find, I would find a town that is not often visited,

1112
00:45:23,594 --> 00:45:28,034
but still has some buildings on a historical register.

1113
00:45:28,694 --> 00:45:36,054
Buildings I know will not be torn down or just like gotten rid of because they're on a historical register.

1114
00:45:36,054 --> 00:45:39,494
So let's say, um,

1115
00:45:44,414 --> 00:45:47,694
Kentucky, Wisconsin. Look it up. It's a real place.

1116
00:45:48,314 --> 00:45:52,094
I always believe you. Yeah. Yeah.

1117
00:45:54,114 --> 00:45:59,774
Kentucky, Wisconsin. Um, they have a, uh,

1118
00:46:02,094 --> 00:46:04,474
weirdly there, um,

1119
00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:18,914
Diner is in a building that used to be a jail from like 1840s time.

1120
00:46:20,134 --> 00:46:22,434
And it's actually kind of a cute themed diner.

1121
00:46:23,754 --> 00:46:45,052
And um they have like little section like like jail cells are like they decorated in different like like in fun winky ways Right Um and then they have in one of the cells they have um

1122
00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:57,231
um, a box, like a shadow box that has, uh, that has the, um,

1123
00:46:57,231 --> 00:47:03,451
original keys to the jail cell, like in the shadow box.

1124
00:47:06,052 --> 00:47:13,852
Okay. Hear me out. I definitely know where I'm going with this. Okay. Um, and

1125
00:47:13,852 --> 00:47:25,391
behind that shadow box, actually those keys don't work for anything in the building anymore,

1126
00:47:25,391 --> 00:47:36,191
but behind the shadow box is like a weak part of the construction of the wall, right?

1127
00:47:36,411 --> 00:47:41,512
There was the Shawshank Redemption, you know, Andy Dufresne and the Shawshank Redemption.

1128
00:47:41,512 --> 00:47:48,311
There was actually, that was based on a real prisoner in Kentucky, Wisconsin,

1129
00:47:48,931 --> 00:47:51,391
who dug out part of the wall.

1130
00:47:52,211 --> 00:47:54,132
So there's a weak part of the wall there.

1131
00:47:54,132 --> 00:47:58,112
but Kentucky didn't advertise it at all.

1132
00:47:58,572 --> 00:48:02,112
They didn't want this cause the guy got away. Um,

1133
00:48:02,512 --> 00:48:05,671
and so they tried to like patch it up at the time,

1134
00:48:05,711 --> 00:48:10,911
but they were very rudimentary with it. This was back at 1873. And,

1135
00:48:10,911 --> 00:48:13,132
um, uh,

1136
00:48:13,431 --> 00:48:16,512
are you filibustering?

1137
00:48:18,552 --> 00:48:23,251
I'm getting there. No, this is all,

1138
00:48:23,251 --> 00:48:27,191
real and not made up at all.

1139
00:48:27,191 --> 00:48:40,711
And so 1873, which that's, that was, was that also the year of the pun?

1140
00:48:41,612 --> 00:48:43,012
Have we established that?

1141
00:48:43,171 --> 00:48:45,451
That was the urinal of the urinal.

1142
00:48:45,731 --> 00:48:46,852
Urinal of the urinal.

1143
00:48:47,012 --> 00:48:47,211
Yeah.

1144
00:48:47,352 --> 00:48:47,592
Yep.

1145
00:48:47,771 --> 00:48:48,291
That's right.

1146
00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:59,191
um so anyway that just 1873 is a big year in america um so they didn't properly fill it in

1147
00:48:59,191 --> 00:49:03,992
not a lot of people know this it's kind of like one of those like sub like sub sub sub sub sub

1148
00:49:03,992 --> 00:49:10,552
stories about the lore of this town what do you mean the like well like it's not it's not known

1149
00:49:10,552 --> 00:49:15,951
that the behind the keys is the weeks they they use the shadow box to cover up the weak part in

1150
00:49:15,951 --> 00:49:19,671
the jail cell because they were embarrassed by their history that someone got out.

1151
00:49:20,112 --> 00:49:24,831
So they filled it in with like kind of like loose clay at the time.

1152
00:49:24,951 --> 00:49:26,631
There wasn't like the same kind of like.

1153
00:49:29,451 --> 00:49:32,171
I don't want to say it out loud because I don't want it to be your thing.

1154
00:49:32,572 --> 00:49:35,311
But that is such a funny like insult.

1155
00:49:39,751 --> 00:49:43,791
Anyway, they filled it in with the loose clay because they didn't have better materials.

1156
00:49:43,791 --> 00:49:46,211
They didn't really know what they were doing just then.

1157
00:49:46,271 --> 00:49:50,191
They didn't have the rebar and the cement that we have now.

1158
00:49:51,592 --> 00:49:54,931
So it's still loose to this day because it's a historical building.

1159
00:49:55,131 --> 00:49:56,892
You're not allowed to do modifications on it.

1160
00:49:57,431 --> 00:50:04,112
So what I would do, I would wait until the town of Kentucky, Wisconsin, goes to bed real early.

1161
00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:05,691
It's a sleepy town.

1162
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:07,892
Everyone's in bed by 9.

1163
00:50:08,852 --> 00:50:10,032
9.46.

1164
00:50:11,572 --> 00:50:12,992
I go over to the diner.

1165
00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:20,112
I get rid of that loose clay, stick in a rocket apple,

1166
00:50:22,131 --> 00:50:24,331
reclay it up, which by the way is real easy,

1167
00:50:24,572 --> 00:50:26,651
which is why they use that loose clay to begin with.

1168
00:50:27,251 --> 00:50:28,791
Put the shadow box back.

1169
00:50:29,872 --> 00:50:30,852
Bingo, bango, bongo.

1170
00:50:30,852 --> 00:50:34,092
Good luck finding that rocket apple.

1171
00:50:37,072 --> 00:50:37,631
Wow.

1172
00:50:38,131 --> 00:50:39,211
That's where I'd hide it.

1173
00:50:39,211 --> 00:50:46,892
it would take a really long time you'd basically have to be of the mindset to destroy everything

1174
00:50:46,892 --> 00:50:53,552
to find that okay i mean i would never look there yeah thank you way to go even the people

1175
00:50:53,552 --> 00:50:57,791
of kentucket wouldn't look there they wouldn't think to their little sleepy town's never been

1176
00:50:57,791 --> 00:51:03,751
on the map why would this big search for an apple come to their little town

1177
00:51:03,751 --> 00:51:08,992
it wouldn't right of course statistically speaking you would think like

1178
00:51:08,992 --> 00:51:14,352
why not go to the big apple right new york that's where things go new york that's where

1179
00:51:14,352 --> 00:51:21,471
rockets are heading yeah so anyway it'd be a real long time before that was ever found

1180
00:51:21,471 --> 00:51:30,231
well i'm not gonna say that i feel like you held me hostage to that but i will say that

1181
00:51:30,231 --> 00:51:35,532
By the time you were done explaining, I had no idea that I would ever go look for it.

1182
00:51:36,052 --> 00:51:36,691
That's right.

1183
00:51:36,872 --> 00:51:37,552
It works on two levels.

1184
00:51:40,512 --> 00:51:48,771
Well, it's crazy that you didn't find that captivating because that was definitely a real plan that I had thought of and wasn't making up the entire way.

1185
00:51:49,311 --> 00:51:50,572
Is there a town called that?

1186
00:51:51,671 --> 00:51:52,092
Yeah.

1187
00:51:53,771 --> 00:51:54,171
Yeah.

1188
00:51:55,012 --> 00:51:55,492
Okay.

1189
00:51:57,151 --> 00:51:57,592
Yeah.

1190
00:51:57,592 --> 00:51:57,711
Yeah.

1191
00:51:58,092 --> 00:51:58,771
I'm from Wisconsin.

1192
00:52:00,231 --> 00:52:00,951
Yeah.

1193
00:52:01,971 --> 00:52:02,651
What was that?

1194
00:52:03,471 --> 00:52:05,231
Can-tucket, I think.

1195
00:52:06,552 --> 00:52:07,072
Can-tucket.

1196
00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:08,112
Yes.

1197
00:52:09,331 --> 00:52:09,831
Yes.

1198
00:52:11,612 --> 00:52:12,291
Fudgesicles.

1199
00:52:12,311 --> 00:52:13,931
And your can-tuckets were the best.

1200
00:52:14,572 --> 00:52:17,012
Let's get your can-tuckets back in Wisconsin.

1201
00:52:18,072 --> 00:52:19,651
Where would you hide it?

1202
00:52:20,711 --> 00:52:21,431
Me?

1203
00:52:21,691 --> 00:52:22,171
Yeah, you.

1204
00:52:22,171 --> 00:52:26,171
What I would do is...

1205
00:52:26,171 --> 00:52:33,492
I would take it with me because as I'm allowed to have it,

1206
00:52:33,631 --> 00:52:36,211
no one can look for it yet as we established.

1207
00:52:36,751 --> 00:52:37,771
I get to hide it in the Nilek.

1208
00:52:39,151 --> 00:52:42,951
So I'm going to fly to the Middle East.

1209
00:52:43,532 --> 00:52:43,892
Ooh.

1210
00:52:46,852 --> 00:52:48,112
And I'm going to go to Egypt.

1211
00:52:48,492 --> 00:52:48,811
Okay.

1212
00:52:49,992 --> 00:52:55,431
And the reason I'm going to Egypt is because of the, what do they call them?

1213
00:52:56,171 --> 00:52:59,231
the 10 or the seven natural wonders.

1214
00:52:59,331 --> 00:53:03,032
They have the pyramids and I'm going to actually break into,

1215
00:53:03,131 --> 00:53:06,271
you know that you can only go into some of those and not all of them.

1216
00:53:06,811 --> 00:53:08,592
Did you know that the natural wonders?

1217
00:53:08,831 --> 00:53:09,012
No.

1218
00:53:09,552 --> 00:53:09,911
Oh,

1219
00:53:09,971 --> 00:53:10,431
the pyramids.

1220
00:53:10,492 --> 00:53:12,831
I was surprised you could go into any of them.

1221
00:53:12,931 --> 00:53:13,811
You can go into any of them.

1222
00:53:13,872 --> 00:53:14,131
Oh yeah.

1223
00:53:14,131 --> 00:53:16,151
They open them up for like tours,

1224
00:53:16,251 --> 00:53:16,492
I think,

1225
00:53:16,572 --> 00:53:17,471
but not all of them.

1226
00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:19,331
Some of them are like exclusively private,

1227
00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:22,012
but I wonder what's in those,

1228
00:53:22,411 --> 00:53:22,831
I guess.

1229
00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:23,552
Probably empty.

1230
00:53:24,492 --> 00:53:25,251
Probably apples.

1231
00:53:25,251 --> 00:53:26,892
of naked mummies.

1232
00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:28,471
Yeah, maybe.

1233
00:53:29,092 --> 00:53:29,931
Unwrapped mummies.

1234
00:53:30,311 --> 00:53:30,532
Yeah.

1235
00:53:31,992 --> 00:53:32,951
I don't know why I did that.

1236
00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:34,731
That's nothing to do with mummies.

1237
00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:37,131
Anyway, here's what I'm thinking.

1238
00:53:38,012 --> 00:53:38,751
Anywhere in the world,

1239
00:53:38,872 --> 00:53:40,791
you could find someone to take a bribe.

1240
00:53:41,831 --> 00:53:41,931
Right?

1241
00:53:42,032 --> 00:53:42,191
Yeah.

1242
00:53:42,731 --> 00:53:44,191
So just because you're not allowed in there

1243
00:53:44,191 --> 00:53:46,012
doesn't mean you can't get in there.

1244
00:53:46,392 --> 00:53:46,671
Right.

1245
00:53:47,191 --> 00:53:49,012
So I would go to a local.

1246
00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:51,532
And if I had to,

1247
00:53:51,552 --> 00:53:52,251
I'd make their life hard

1248
00:53:52,251 --> 00:53:53,271
before I introduced myself.

1249
00:53:54,392 --> 00:53:54,651
You know?

1250
00:53:54,651 --> 00:53:58,552
just like casually like breaking their car or something like you know i mean so you're like

1251
00:53:58,552 --> 00:54:02,311
they're out all this money and then i'd be like i've got money give their grandmother cancer

1252
00:54:02,311 --> 00:54:09,731
that needs a lot of money to cure yeah but i have the money to cure it yeah yeah but i'll bring that

1253
00:54:09,731 --> 00:54:15,331
up later yeah or maybe i'll forget who knows i'm not a very nice guy whoops yeah but anyway i'll be

1254
00:54:15,331 --> 00:54:19,352
like hey there's something i need there's something you need i hate to ask this but

1255
00:54:19,352 --> 00:54:21,631
my cousin Muriel

1256
00:54:21,631 --> 00:54:23,612
wanted to go to this locked

1257
00:54:23,612 --> 00:54:26,072
area of the pyramids

1258
00:54:26,072 --> 00:54:27,872
and I want to.

1259
00:54:28,171 --> 00:54:29,892
I gotta go in there. She died.

1260
00:54:31,072 --> 00:54:31,751
And I'll

1261
00:54:31,751 --> 00:54:34,032
it'll be a real sob story. And eventually

1262
00:54:34,032 --> 00:54:35,372
I'll be like, I have money.

1263
00:54:36,631 --> 00:54:37,032
Please.

1264
00:54:38,072 --> 00:54:38,512
Muriel.

1265
00:54:39,311 --> 00:54:41,831
And they'll let me do it. Like for the money.

1266
00:54:41,831 --> 00:54:43,771
Like just so I can make it clear, I will make

1267
00:54:43,771 --> 00:54:44,451
the bribe happen.

1268
00:54:45,392 --> 00:54:45,791
Okay.

1269
00:54:47,092 --> 00:54:48,872
Or if he doesn't work on him, I'll find someone else.

1270
00:54:48,872 --> 00:54:53,131
I like the idea of making somebody's life worse so that they are more susceptible to a bribe.

1271
00:54:53,372 --> 00:54:55,951
Just in general, I'm filing that away for later.

1272
00:54:56,431 --> 00:54:56,731
Well, yeah.

1273
00:54:56,992 --> 00:54:57,211
Yeah.

1274
00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:57,811
It's good, right?

1275
00:54:58,032 --> 00:54:58,211
Yeah.

1276
00:54:58,431 --> 00:54:58,612
Yeah.

1277
00:54:59,271 --> 00:55:00,872
So anyway, he'll let me in.

1278
00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:04,532
I'll be like, I'm just going to go in and do a prayer and drop some Muriel's ashes.

1279
00:55:05,931 --> 00:55:08,231
And he won't think that's disrespectful.

1280
00:55:08,492 --> 00:55:09,291
And he will allow it.

1281
00:55:09,852 --> 00:55:14,271
And I'll go in and I'll start scattering some sand I found in Egypt, his ashes.

1282
00:55:16,251 --> 00:55:17,311
While screaming Muriel.

1283
00:55:17,311 --> 00:55:18,471
and then when

1284
00:55:18,471 --> 00:55:20,492
while I'm out of view

1285
00:55:20,492 --> 00:55:21,191
when I go around the corner

1286
00:55:21,191 --> 00:55:22,492
I will hide it

1287
00:55:22,492 --> 00:55:23,412
as a jewel

1288
00:55:23,412 --> 00:55:24,552
and I'll even bring

1289
00:55:24,552 --> 00:55:25,092
another one

1290
00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:26,951
so they look like eyes

1291
00:55:26,951 --> 00:55:29,372
and I'll pop them into

1292
00:55:29,372 --> 00:55:31,532
a non-offensive

1293
00:55:31,532 --> 00:55:33,611
after the fact mummy

1294
00:55:33,611 --> 00:55:34,412
so it's not a real one

1295
00:55:34,412 --> 00:55:35,072
that people are going to be

1296
00:55:35,072 --> 00:55:35,931
mad at me for saying this

1297
00:55:35,931 --> 00:55:36,951
you know

1298
00:55:36,951 --> 00:55:38,211
it's like they decorate it

1299
00:55:38,211 --> 00:55:39,611
so I'll put the

1300
00:55:39,611 --> 00:55:40,352
rockets in

1301
00:55:40,352 --> 00:55:42,231
and then I'll

1302
00:55:42,231 --> 00:55:42,852
come out crying

1303
00:55:42,852 --> 00:55:43,931
and I'll say thank you

1304
00:55:43,931 --> 00:55:44,852
and then I'll go home

1305
00:55:44,852 --> 00:55:45,592
and I'll laugh

1306
00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:46,211
and laugh

1307
00:55:46,211 --> 00:55:47,131
they won't notice

1308
00:55:47,131 --> 00:55:49,032
that there's suddenly something new?

1309
00:55:49,931 --> 00:55:50,711
No one goes in there.

1310
00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:52,311
Someone goes in there.

1311
00:55:57,751 --> 00:55:58,191
Uh...

1312
00:55:58,191 --> 00:55:59,771
I mean...

1313
00:55:59,771 --> 00:56:00,311
No.

1314
00:56:01,372 --> 00:56:03,711
Do you think private areas,

1315
00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:05,671
areas that are private from the public,

1316
00:56:05,931 --> 00:56:07,711
just are, no one gets to see them?

1317
00:56:08,072 --> 00:56:09,951
No one ever goes inside of them?

1318
00:56:10,711 --> 00:56:12,492
I bet you somebody lives in there.

1319
00:56:12,771 --> 00:56:13,291
No, no.

1320
00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:17,151
I'll put them under the shoulders of a mummy.

1321
00:56:19,131 --> 00:56:19,572
Okay.

1322
00:56:20,012 --> 00:56:21,231
No one checks under the shoulders.

1323
00:56:22,392 --> 00:56:23,331
Because that would be weird.

1324
00:56:23,572 --> 00:56:24,171
That's true.

1325
00:56:24,592 --> 00:56:26,931
So we both made our decisions.

1326
00:56:27,512 --> 00:56:27,951
Okay.

1327
00:56:29,532 --> 00:56:31,412
And I didn't have to learn how to clay anything.

1328
00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:34,651
Hey, they...

1329
00:56:34,651 --> 00:56:36,791
Kentucky didn't know how to clay anything either.

1330
00:56:37,471 --> 00:56:41,892
As you can see by the loose wall firmament.

1331
00:56:41,892 --> 00:56:45,532
Yeah, Joe and I, your hostages can see.

1332
00:56:47,492 --> 00:56:50,331
All right, well, we've answered the big question.

1333
00:56:50,731 --> 00:56:51,352
The big question.

1334
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,691
Only one final bit of business, Francis.

1335
00:56:54,971 --> 00:56:56,811
Before we move on, I just want to say I had so much fun.

1336
00:56:57,731 --> 00:56:58,191
Thank you.

1337
00:56:58,352 --> 00:56:59,451
I enjoyed this as well.

1338
00:57:01,092 --> 00:57:01,372
Is that?

1339
00:57:02,291 --> 00:57:03,072
That's it, baby.

1340
00:57:03,251 --> 00:57:03,611
That's it?

1341
00:57:03,731 --> 00:57:03,931
Okay.

1342
00:57:04,191 --> 00:57:04,372
Yep.

1343
00:57:04,711 --> 00:57:05,072
Interruption.

1344
00:57:05,992 --> 00:57:06,431
Stop.

1345
00:57:08,392 --> 00:57:09,311
Shall I go first?

1346
00:57:09,451 --> 00:57:09,751
Sure.

1347
00:57:09,751 --> 00:57:18,012
this is a real doozy urinal no that was a legit callback

1348
00:57:18,012 --> 00:57:22,052
diner no

1349
00:57:22,052 --> 00:57:35,512
sub no i was gonna ask you about that sub sub sub lore what captivating no wisconsin no

1350
00:57:35,512 --> 00:57:48,032
compelled no deceptions decoy word no yep no this happened last week too

1351
00:57:48,032 --> 00:58:00,431
shadow box nope jail nope okay i'm out fudge oh god i'm so happy that worked i deliberately made

1352
00:58:00,431 --> 00:58:09,631
that awkward no no no my just deceptions was my decoy word my actual word was cattle

1353
00:58:09,631 --> 00:58:19,892
and you said it twice son of a bitch wait he said it twice twice i only heard it once oh

1354
00:58:19,892 --> 00:58:24,671
they i'm so mad because it came out of nowhere francis

1355
00:58:24,671 --> 00:58:35,572
you dipshit fool is your word dipshit i'm just kidding uh damn it no that's three that's four

1356
00:58:35,572 --> 00:58:43,032
what is it i don't even know that's three points for me because you guess my decoy

1357
00:58:43,032 --> 00:58:45,592
and then if you said my word twice that's

1358
00:58:46,311 --> 00:58:54,611
shit oh god i had to stop myself from smiling ear to ear when i heard you say cattle oh

1359
00:58:54,611 --> 00:59:02,731
okay all right well i'm gonna fail here because i only have a few guesses for you

1360
00:59:02,731 --> 00:59:08,512
and if i'm right on any of them that i'm screwed because i said these words a lot too i think

1361
00:59:08,512 --> 00:59:13,611
here's hoping uh well first real quick it's not repisode

1362
00:59:13,611 --> 00:59:25,151
no okay all right it's not deposit is it no okay because i said that a whole bunch oh man i wish

1363
00:59:25,151 --> 00:59:34,092
it was no man i got screwed rocket no that's an actual type of apple yeah it's a brand i think

1364
00:59:34,092 --> 00:59:41,912
never heard of it it's in sprouts they're little and my only other guess hostage that's my word

1365
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,751
that's your word yeah

1366
00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:45,711
dang

1367
00:59:45,711 --> 00:59:48,872
I even tried to

1368
00:59:48,872 --> 00:59:50,731
Jo you saw what I was doing didn't you

1369
00:59:50,731 --> 00:59:52,872
yeah cause I saw you write it down

1370
00:59:52,872 --> 00:59:55,171
so I was like she's got it so I tried to repeat it

1371
00:59:55,171 --> 00:59:56,831
as a plural hoping that

1372
00:59:56,831 --> 00:59:58,191
that's the one you would say

1373
00:59:58,191 --> 00:59:59,052
oh

1374
00:59:59,052 --> 01:00:02,931
that's the only reason you included me

1375
01:00:02,931 --> 01:00:07,431
do you have no other guesses that you want to say right now

1376
01:00:07,431 --> 01:00:10,291
the decoy variety

1377
01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:11,931
Wait a minute, though. Wait, Jo.

1378
01:00:12,431 --> 01:00:14,412
Don't I get some points for what happened through this episode?

1379
01:00:15,072 --> 01:00:16,451
Wait. She said my decoy

1380
01:00:16,451 --> 01:00:17,651
word, like, several times.

1381
01:00:19,231 --> 01:00:20,431
Oh, crap. Wait, you did?

1382
01:00:20,631 --> 01:00:22,111
Well, I don't know what your decoy word was.

1383
01:00:22,111 --> 01:00:24,751
No, you only get points if she guesses your decoy word.

1384
01:00:24,811 --> 01:00:26,431
It doesn't matter if she says your decoy word.

1385
01:00:26,492 --> 01:00:28,471
Have we established that? We have now.

1386
01:00:28,831 --> 01:00:30,552
What? What was your

1387
01:00:30,552 --> 01:00:31,671
decoy word? Pyramids.

1388
01:00:32,572 --> 01:00:34,572
Oh, very

1389
01:00:34,572 --> 01:00:36,611
good. Wow.

1390
01:00:36,872 --> 01:00:38,611
So you saved both your words

1391
01:00:38,611 --> 01:00:39,451
for

1392
01:00:39,451 --> 01:00:43,032
the last segment.

1393
01:00:44,271 --> 01:00:45,831
I guess I saved them for the

1394
01:00:45,831 --> 01:00:47,032
right in between.

1395
01:00:47,251 --> 01:00:50,471
You said pyramids in Invention of the Week, too.

1396
01:00:50,552 --> 01:00:50,852
Yeah, I did.

1397
01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:53,572
You said pyramids a lot.

1398
01:00:53,852 --> 01:00:54,711
I'm just now realizing.

1399
01:00:55,631 --> 01:00:57,731
I think we should revisit this system.

1400
01:00:58,651 --> 01:00:59,631
No, the whole point of the decoy

1401
01:00:59,631 --> 01:01:01,592
is that it's just like a fun little extra.

1402
01:01:02,651 --> 01:01:04,251
And it's a way to

1403
01:01:04,251 --> 01:01:06,771
try and throw somebody off.

1404
01:01:07,611 --> 01:01:09,291
Wow, what a fantastic

1405
01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:11,631
day for me. It was pretty good for you.

1406
01:01:11,711 --> 01:01:13,731
Gotta say, pretty good. Wow, wow,

1407
01:01:13,852 --> 01:01:14,471
wow. Well,

1408
01:01:15,631 --> 01:01:17,651
listeners, go to veryfinefriends.com

1409
01:01:17,651 --> 01:01:19,552
if you want to check out our point

1410
01:01:19,552 --> 01:01:21,572
totals. I had such a great

1411
01:01:21,572 --> 01:01:23,592
day today. You might be beating me now. This might

1412
01:01:23,592 --> 01:01:25,431
have closed the gap, at least. Well, you were

1413
01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:27,552
pretty firmly beating me. Thanks.

1414
01:01:28,271 --> 01:01:29,572
I think we need to... It's not the record show.

1415
01:01:29,631 --> 01:01:30,412
I firmly beat Jenna.

1416
01:01:32,451 --> 01:01:33,471
And let the record show

1417
01:01:33,471 --> 01:01:34,412
Jenna enjoys it.

1418
01:01:35,412 --> 01:01:37,412
Well, this has been a great week. Yeah.

1419
01:01:37,412 --> 01:01:37,711
For you.

1420
01:01:39,291 --> 01:01:39,691
You.

1421
01:01:40,211 --> 01:01:45,012
I'm going to be dining out on this victory for a long time.

1422
01:01:45,311 --> 01:01:46,271
I'm going to be hungry.

1423
01:01:46,711 --> 01:01:47,012
Oh.

1424
01:01:47,512 --> 01:01:51,451
Well, that wraps up our episode.

1425
01:01:51,751 --> 01:01:52,032
Bye.

1426
01:01:52,032 --> 01:01:52,372
See you.

1427
01:01:52,372 --> 01:01:52,471
Bye.

1428
01:01:52,471 --> 01:01:52,572
Bye.

1429
01:01:52,572 --> 01:01:53,471
Bye.

1430
01:01:53,471 --> 01:01:53,572
Bye.

1431
01:01:53,572 --> 01:01:53,611
Bye.

1432
01:01:53,611 --> 01:01:54,072
Bye.

1433
01:01:54,072 --> 01:01:54,171
Bye.

1434
01:01:54,171 --> 01:01:54,231
Bye.

1435
01:01:54,231 --> 01:01:54,271
Bye.

1436
01:01:54,271 --> 01:01:54,291
Bye.

1437
01:01:54,291 --> 01:01:55,291
Bye.

1438
01:01:55,291 --> 01:01:55,311
Bye.

1439
01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:55,352
Bye.

1440
01:01:55,352 --> 01:01:55,412
Bye.

1441
01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:55,431
Bye.

1442
01:01:55,431 --> 01:01:55,471
Bye.

1443
01:01:55,471 --> 01:01:55,512
Bye.

1444
01:01:55,512 --> 01:01:55,532
Bye.

1445
01:01:55,532 --> 01:01:55,572
Bye.

1446
01:01:55,572 --> 01:01:55,611
Bye.

1447
01:01:55,611 --> 01:01:55,631
Bye.

1448
01:01:55,631 --> 01:01:55,671
Bye.

1449
01:01:55,671 --> 01:01:56,572
Bye.

1450
01:01:56,572 --> 01:01:57,572
Bye.

1451
01:01:57,572 --> 01:01:57,611
Bye.

1452
01:01:57,611 --> 01:01:57,671
Bye.

1453
01:01:57,671 --> 01:01:57,711
Bye.