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welcome to very fine friends bonus improv oh joe can we please get a suggestion

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Your suggestion is shattered.

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Shattered.

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That makes me think of...

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Do you ever hear people, they don't just break their bones?

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They say it's been shattered?

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Yes, I've heard that.

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That's horrifying, right?

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To me, that implies...

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Anytime I picture that, I think...

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It's probably just a couple little...

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Like maybe there's like a piece that it broke in two places and then there's like, it's kind of like loose or something.

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But I'm picturing like, like pulverized, like into fine dust.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I agree.

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To me, when someone's shattered a bone, it's like, well, we might as well just put them down.

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How do we treat this?

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Like a horse.

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I don't know what to do.

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Yeah.

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I don't want to hear you screaming anymore.

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Shut up.

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Yeah.

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That's a, I hope that never happens.

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Luckily, any break I've had has been clean.

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Either I cracked my skull or I broke my wrist bone, but it was just a clean break.

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That nice clean break of cracking your skull.

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Yeah.

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Is there a specific doctor that just does...

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Shatters?

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Or broken bones?

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All they do all day is just put casts on...

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Isn't that just orthopedic specialists?

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Is that orthopedic?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I think so.

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Ortho, bone.

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From Grey's Anatomy.

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Don't you also study biology and stuff?

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All your knowledge comes from Grey's Anatomy?

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I use the show to double check the teacher knows what they're talking about.

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Oh, that's smart.

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Yeah.

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That's good.

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Yeah.

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I'm surprised we're not more careful as a species.

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Like, I see a lot of motorcyclists with no helmet.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Motorcycle in general like that kind of a crazy thing Like how do you not feel super exposed You You gotta that gotta be a huge adrenaline rush Cause they like speed between like two lanes Yeah

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It just takes one person to like, you know, come over or whatever and boom.

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Yeah.

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Your life is ruined.

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Totally ruined.

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Totally ruined.

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Yeah.

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Scary.

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I could never be on the back of a motorcycle.

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You're like holding someone.

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Yeah.

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It would feel romantic.

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It doesn't.

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I did that one time.

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I only went across the street.

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This was in college.

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It was from the apartments over to the campus.

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I was just scared the whole time.

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I feel so exposed.

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I don't like this.

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Too scared to be in love?

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Yeah.

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Well, no.

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Scared you were going to get smooshed?

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Yeah.

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I'm glad that it was only a quick ride.

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I don't ever want you.

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Promise me you'll never go on a motorcycle.

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Deal.

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And I won't either.

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Okay, deal.

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Unless it's in a movie and I get hired.

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I can't say no.

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Well, unless it's like one of those comical motorcycles like with a sidecar.

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I would do a sidecar.

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Yeah.

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Only if it detaches and goes downstairs.

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I'll look at that one.

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Sidecar.com forward slash goes down the stairs.

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Okay, thank you.

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And now, improv.

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I love that you live close enough that we can carpool.

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Oh, I know. It's the best.

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Anyway, well, I'm going to be excited to use the carpool lane for the first time today.

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So thanks for meeting me at my house.

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If you want to just climb on top of my Honda Adair.

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it's the honda minivan you'll see i have the seats up top i do see that i was thinking i could

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be in the car what why would you want that no no no no up top's where it's at so i need a minivan

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for my family of course but they're not coming with us i love the thrill i love the thrill of

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being exposed.

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But you're putting me

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on top and you're gonna...

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We'll both be on top.

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Do you see this extra long steering wheel coming out of the top Okay this is interesting

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The cabin's going to be totally empty and we're going to be on top?

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Yeah, oh, well, not totally empty.

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My kids have some toys back there.

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Little Jimmy's hockey equipment is in the back, but we'll be up top.

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Okay, Grace, this is funny, but I'm going to be in the car.

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It's cold.

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It's 26 degrees.

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No. You gotta feel the rush. The adrenaline rush. As you're driving on the 51 and the wind is whipping in your hair.

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I just did my hair.

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But it's such a rush.

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I don't need a rush. We just gotta go to work. We're gonna be late if we don't start now. I wanna go in the car.

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You're right.

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We're going to be late.

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So just hop on top.

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Hop on top.

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I'm just scared that something will happen.

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It's slippery.

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This is man-made.

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This is aftermarket.

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I have seatbelts.

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I'm not totally crazy.

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Okay.

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I'm clipped in.

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Just go slow.

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No.

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I can get a ticket for going too slow on the freeway.

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Okay.

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Take the side streets.

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This is scary.

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No, but we'll be late.

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And that's the whole point of carpooling is that we'll get to use the carpooling.

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They're staring at us.

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They're staring.

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because they're jealous.

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They also want this rush.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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Okay.

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Oh, see?

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All right, we're leaving the neighborhood.

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How does it feel?

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You look great, by the way.

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My wig!

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Oh!

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Oh, it's so shiny.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh!

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No, you look great.

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Finally, you can be free.

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Doesn't the wind whipping across that bald head of yours feel good?

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No, I'm self...

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My implants.

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Oh, you're much smaller than I thought you were.

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Oh, uh...

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Well, don't worry about it.

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Who even notices breasts?

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No one does.

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Everyone.

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My contacts.

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What?

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You have brown eyes, not blue?

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Please, take me home.

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No, we're out of way.

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No, I can't.

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I'm pulling onto the on-ramp.

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Here we go What a rush I told you it would be a rush

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Don't you feel alive?

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Cut to back at home.

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Daryl?

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Yeah?

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Don't look, okay?

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Oh, you're looking.

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Honey, what happened to your...

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Oh my god, your eyes are brown?

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I know. I've been lying, but...

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Daryl, it was a rush.

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What was a rush? What happened, babe?

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Daryl, you gotta try it.

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I rode atop a van.

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On the freeway.

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I got pooped on by a bird.

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Look.

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Oh, I can see it on your shiny head.

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Yes.

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Shiny bald head.

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And look what else.

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Oh my god.

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Flat as a board, Daryl.

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It's a carpenter's dream.

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Finally, I can be me.

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babe i gotta be honest yes daryl you you never looked hotter to me i mean if you had your blue

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eyes back that'd be better but otherwise something about this yes you look like you look like you

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really had a rush i'm a different person i got to work and i got a promotion they even let me keep

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the bird poop whoa they usually take that back i know i'm staying bald i'm staying flat i'm getting

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More contacts.

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Good.

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Thanks, hun.

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Daryl, I want to go for a ride with you.

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I don't know if I can...

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Can I handle the rush?

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Well, I did, and I didn't think I could.

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It was a rush.

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All right, babe.

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Let's do it.

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Let's go.

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Grace said we could take her van.

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She left the keys in it.

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Okay.

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Okay, get on.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Here we go, Daryl.

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And we're off.

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do you feel a rush

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oh yeah it's a rush

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Darryl

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oh

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extra hair just got put on my head

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you never know

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what the road's gonna do

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and scene

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you