welcome to very fine friends bonus improv oh joe can we please get a suggestion
Okay.
Thank you.
Your suggestion is shattered.
Shattered.
That makes me think of...
Do you ever hear people, they don't just break their bones?
They say it's been shattered?
Yes, I've heard that.
That's horrifying, right?
To me, that implies...
Anytime I picture that, I think...
It's probably just a couple little...
Like maybe there's like a piece that it broke in two places and then there's like, it's kind of like loose or something.
But I'm picturing like, like pulverized, like into fine dust.
Yeah.
I agree.
To me, when someone's shattered a bone, it's like, well, we might as well just put them down.
How do we treat this?
Like a horse.
I don't know what to do.
Yeah.
I don't want to hear you screaming anymore.
Shut up.
Yeah.
That's a, I hope that never happens.
Luckily, any break I've had has been clean.
Either I cracked my skull or I broke my wrist bone, but it was just a clean break.
That nice clean break of cracking your skull.
Yeah.
Is there a specific doctor that just does...
Shatters?
Or broken bones?
All they do all day is just put casts on...
Isn't that just orthopedic specialists?
Is that orthopedic?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
Ortho, bone.
From Grey's Anatomy.
Don't you also study biology and stuff?
All your knowledge comes from Grey's Anatomy?
I use the show to double check the teacher knows what they're talking about.
Oh, that's smart.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
I'm surprised we're not more careful as a species.
Like, I see a lot of motorcyclists with no helmet.
Yeah.
Motorcycle in general like that kind of a crazy thing Like how do you not feel super exposed You You gotta that gotta be a huge adrenaline rush Cause they like speed between like two lanes Yeah
It just takes one person to like, you know, come over or whatever and boom.
Yeah.
Your life is ruined.
Totally ruined.
Yeah.
Scary.
I could never be on the back of a motorcycle.
You're like holding someone.
Yeah.
It would feel romantic.
It doesn't.
I did that one time.
I only went across the street.
This was in college.
It was from the apartments over to the campus.
I was just scared the whole time.
I feel so exposed.
I don't like this.
Too scared to be in love?
Yeah.
Well, no.
Scared you were going to get smooshed?
Yeah.
I'm glad that it was only a quick ride.
I don't ever want you.
Promise me you'll never go on a motorcycle.
Deal.
And I won't either.
Okay, deal.
Unless it's in a movie and I get hired.
I can't say no.
Well, unless it's like one of those comical motorcycles like with a sidecar.
I would do a sidecar.
Yeah.
Only if it detaches and goes downstairs.
I'll look at that one.
Sidecar.com forward slash goes down the stairs.
Okay, thank you.
And now, improv.
I love that you live close enough that we can carpool.
Oh, I know. It's the best.
Anyway, well, I'm going to be excited to use the carpool lane for the first time today.
So thanks for meeting me at my house.
If you want to just climb on top of my Honda Adair.
it's the honda minivan you'll see i have the seats up top i do see that i was thinking i could
be in the car what why would you want that no no no no up top's where it's at so i need a minivan
for my family of course but they're not coming with us i love the thrill i love the thrill of
being exposed.
But you're putting me
on top and you're gonna...
We'll both be on top.
Do you see this extra long steering wheel coming out of the top Okay this is interesting
The cabin's going to be totally empty and we're going to be on top?
Yeah, oh, well, not totally empty.
My kids have some toys back there.
Little Jimmy's hockey equipment is in the back, but we'll be up top.
Okay, Grace, this is funny, but I'm going to be in the car.
It's cold.
It's 26 degrees.
No. You gotta feel the rush. The adrenaline rush. As you're driving on the 51 and the wind is whipping in your hair.
I just did my hair.
But it's such a rush.
I don't need a rush. We just gotta go to work. We're gonna be late if we don't start now. I wanna go in the car.
You're right.
We're going to be late.
So just hop on top.
Hop on top.
I'm just scared that something will happen.
It's slippery.
This is man-made.
This is aftermarket.
I have seatbelts.
I'm not totally crazy.
Okay.
I'm clipped in.
Just go slow.
No.
I can get a ticket for going too slow on the freeway.
Okay.
Take the side streets.
This is scary.
No, but we'll be late.
And that's the whole point of carpooling is that we'll get to use the carpooling.
They're staring at us.
They're staring.
because they're jealous.
They also want this rush.
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay.
Oh, see?
All right, we're leaving the neighborhood.
How does it feel?
You look great, by the way.
My wig!
Oh!
Oh, it's so shiny.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
No, you look great.
Finally, you can be free.
Doesn't the wind whipping across that bald head of yours feel good?
No, I'm self...
My implants.
Oh, you're much smaller than I thought you were.
Oh, uh...
Well, don't worry about it.
Who even notices breasts?
No one does.
Everyone.
My contacts.
What?
You have brown eyes, not blue?
Please, take me home.
No, we're out of way.
No, I can't.
I'm pulling onto the on-ramp.
Here we go What a rush I told you it would be a rush
Don't you feel alive?
Cut to back at home.
Daryl?
Yeah?
Don't look, okay?
Oh, you're looking.
Honey, what happened to your...
Oh my god, your eyes are brown?
I know. I've been lying, but...
Daryl, it was a rush.
What was a rush? What happened, babe?
Daryl, you gotta try it.
I rode atop a van.
On the freeway.
I got pooped on by a bird.
Look.
Oh, I can see it on your shiny head.
Yes.
Shiny bald head.
And look what else.
Oh my god.
Flat as a board, Daryl.
It's a carpenter's dream.
Finally, I can be me.
babe i gotta be honest yes daryl you you never looked hotter to me i mean if you had your blue
eyes back that'd be better but otherwise something about this yes you look like you look like you
really had a rush i'm a different person i got to work and i got a promotion they even let me keep
the bird poop whoa they usually take that back i know i'm staying bald i'm staying flat i'm getting
More contacts.
Good.
Thanks, hun.
Daryl, I want to go for a ride with you.
I don't know if I can...
Can I handle the rush?
Well, I did, and I didn't think I could.
It was a rush.
All right, babe.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Grace said we could take her van.
She left the keys in it.
Okay.
Okay, get on.
Okay.
Here we go, Daryl.
And we're off.
do you feel a rush
oh yeah it's a rush
Darryl
oh
extra hair just got put on my head
you never know
what the road's gonna do
and scene
you