1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:21,560 by the way we've been recording for two minutes oh great so this really could be the beginning 2 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,500 of the pod. I don't know if it's good 3 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:23,920 enough. 4 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,280 Toyota. 5 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,520 See ya. 6 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,160 Yes. 7 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:41,800 Gary Scrotum. 8 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:42,960 Yeah. 9 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:45,080 Is that multiple scrotums? Yes. 10 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:45,900 Wow. 11 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:47,580 It's Latin. 12 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:49,500 Good for them. 13 00:00:49,500 --> 00:01:02,520 good for the romans oh well good for scrota yeah which did you mean find out on our bonus episode 14 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:11,600 yeah i took a nap today and i had a dream nice um it was really kind of weird because 15 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:17,820 um i was like i went to a room and like my dad and some cousins were there and they had and they 16 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:19,920 They were talking about zero sugar diets. 17 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,420 And someone had one of those diet juices. 18 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:25,080 And I was like, oh, I love those. 19 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:25,920 I love those. 20 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,220 And they're like, oh, really? 21 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:27,520 They're good? 22 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:28,000 We haven't had it. 23 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:29,040 I'm like, you want me to get you some cups? 24 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:30,380 And they're like, yeah. 25 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,300 I'm like, I'll get you some cups. 26 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:31,800 You can try it. 27 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:32,800 So I go in the kitchen. 28 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,680 And I could not find these damn cups. 29 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:38,060 I got like two. 30 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,840 And then I'm looking for a third. 31 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:40,780 But they're all mismatched. 32 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,840 And I spent like 30 minutes of dream time looking for cups. 33 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:46,120 And also my vision was like blurred. 34 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,660 And I'm like, where are my cups? 35 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:50,940 so finally I was like forget it I'm done 36 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:52,840 I did what I could do and I go in there and I have these three 37 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,940 like mismatched cups I'm like this is all 38 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,700 I could find and they were like 39 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,560 oh we don't want it anyway 40 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,260 and I'm like I just spent 41 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:02,400 however much time looking for these cups 42 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,560 yeah you're having some 43 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,760 yeah and then they all got to leave and then my dad 44 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,200 made a joke I don't even 45 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,900 remember the joke but I went for the jugular 46 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,760 in response nice yeah like he said 47 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,760 something about like oh like when I 48 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,180 after I get married I'll be a good 49 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:18,460 after I get married I'll be like a bad 50 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,740 husband. And I said you'll be a bad husband 51 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:21,860 before you get married. 52 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:24,540 And I woke up laughing. 53 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,900 What a frustrating 54 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,400 dream. 55 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,820 But you woke up laughing. That's good. 56 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,460 You managed to salvage it. 57 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,200 Well I zinged him. 58 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,220 He's a bad husband right now. 59 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,120 He's not even married. 60 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:42,920 Yeah. 61 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:49,400 yeah welcome to very fine friends we're friends talk about stuff including dreams that we have at 62 00:02:49,400 --> 00:03:00,640 nap time i do you ever i i love dreams so much yeah i love every night i'm excited to see what 63 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:08,440 i'm gonna dream that i hate it when i have a dream that's like kind of boring or it's like 64 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,000 clearly like what like one of those where it's just like you're spending this time like 65 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:20,540 like frustrating time in your dream i that annoys me no end yeah it's supposed to be fun time yeah 66 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:27,740 exactly what is my brain wasting my time for that's i did i text you about the taffy thing 67 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:33,140 i don't think so i might have been on the fence about it because before that i had this like 68 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:38,640 quick dream where i was i was near the pool with a friend like a lady friend and we were just like 69 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,780 enjoying the pool together like laying back on those pool chairs yeah and this guy walks over 70 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:47,160 naked whoa and we just were like playing it polite we didn't want to like say anything so he was like 71 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,800 hey how you guys doing and we were like we're good thanks how about you guy it's like we're good 72 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,480 thanks and then we thought he would leave but he was naked and he took his thing and he like touched 73 00:03:55,480 --> 00:04:01,780 my friend's forehead and i was like oh so i reached out quickly and just grabbed it and he tried 74 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:06,380 running away but it just turned it like it just kept becoming like like longer and longer like 75 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:11,540 taffy and other people at the pool were like watching but not doing anything and i finally 76 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:15,220 i was like i'd let it go i'm like whatever and you call that the taffy dream 77 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:26,080 that's funny that's a funny dream 78 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,800 was it elastic like when you let go of it 79 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,240 it's no it stayed long 80 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,540 oh okay yeah all right 81 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,280 so i did my favor really 82 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,160 well did you i mean 83 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,280 this is our point too it's 84 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,300 no it wasn't a favor this is life ruining 85 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,480 yeah it's gonna have to like 86 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,220 fold it up it's a scarf now yeah 87 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:45,440 yeah 88 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:49,100 there's a fire don't worry 89 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:50,660 i've got the house 90 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:53,880 well i guess it's good to know 91 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,700 um 92 00:04:54,700 --> 00:05:00,000 you'll come to the aid of your friends quickly too quickly yeah 93 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:07,800 wow yeah so come to the pool with me okay that's that's your way to get us to come to the pool with 94 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:14,340 you yeah promise no no penis on the forehead well i couldn't prevent that but i that's true 95 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,940 yeah there will be vengeance yeah that's 96 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:17,060 Yes. 97 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:18,820 And it will be split. 98 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,020 Yes. 99 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:20,900 And Taffy-like. 100 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,720 Quick interruption. 101 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:33,780 Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own secret word. 102 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:42,140 Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person noticing. 103 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,440 If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point. 104 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:51,400 And right before we die, we add up all the points. 105 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,920 And then we get a prize, whoever has the most points, for guessing the most secret words. 106 00:05:57,820 --> 00:06:00,700 Here's Joe with today's secret words. 107 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:03,900 Jenna's secret word is blatantly. 108 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,860 Jenna's decoy word is crocodiles. 109 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,880 Francis's secret word is omelets. 110 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,180 Francis's decoy word is orphaned. 111 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,900 Back to the pod. 112 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:20,980 speaking of swift and taffy like it's time for the invention of the week 113 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:24,060 inventions 114 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:32,380 great francis yeah do you have an invention for us yes i do great 115 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:42,220 do you know how the world is gross i do know that do you know how people are the reason 116 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:50,540 mostly i do know that you know there's buffets i do know that in weddings where you have to serve 117 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:56,940 yourself and such ever since the pandemic i think about things a little differently 118 00:06:56,940 --> 00:07:02,940 like just some things that i do like and buffets is one of them because now that i've thought about 119 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:08,280 it like they're pretty gross yet i will continue to go but i watch all these people touch these 120 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,460 tongs and I'm like 121 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,940 a hundred people just touched that tong 122 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,420 now I'm going to touch it and then I'm going to eat 123 00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:15,540 no 124 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:17,560 I have a solution 125 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,780 it's very practical 126 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:22,000 bring your own tongs 127 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,620 I'm sorry that's not bad 128 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:29,560 that is not bad but then you 129 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,360 you would cross contaminate foods 130 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,020 that's true good point 131 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,700 that's great if you go to a buffet where they only serve one thing 132 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:38,380 um here's my solution 133 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:42,640 in the buffet 134 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,520 tubs 135 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,640 trays 136 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,360 scholarship ladies 137 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,400 um 138 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,440 right now it's like they're all sitting in their flesh 139 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,320 and the tongs are in the individual trays 140 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,140 here's my solution 141 00:07:56,140 --> 00:08:00,000 you pick it up you scoop your food 142 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 and then 143 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,480 you set the hand 144 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,960 the handle into a 145 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,680 like a 146 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,040 sheath if you will. 147 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,540 The sheath is a UV sanitizer. 148 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,320 I was just going to say it but it's UV. 149 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,960 We're on the same page. Yeah and they go all the way around. 150 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,200 So everyone has one and then you put it back in. 151 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:22,060 I feel like I should 152 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,460 waste your time by 153 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:26,280 fleshing this out more but that's it. That's basically it. 154 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:28,140 Okay. 155 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,940 The only thing I don't know is this 156 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:32,060 is UV technology expensive 157 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:32,760 in any way? 158 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,920 Yeah, it's just a bulb. 159 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,340 Okay. 160 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,740 Alright, so it's just the holder goes... 161 00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:42,480 Tong... 162 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:47,800 Handles down into a UV thing. 163 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:56,300 How long does it take for a UV light to actually have any impact on cleanliness? 164 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:57,980 Yeah. 165 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,780 Like, what if it's a really fast-moving and hop-in buffet? 166 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:14,520 um answer with confidence act like you know two minutes oh so it's got to be two minutes between 167 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:25,440 um what about a little thing at everybody's 168 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:29,340 seat at the table 169 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:31,560 that's just a 170 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,560 UV light for you put your hands under 171 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,640 it before you eat. Oh, but that 172 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,420 will give you cancer. 173 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,540 And what of the tongs? 174 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,140 Do they not need to be 175 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,220 cancer free? 176 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,680 So there's a buffet near my grandma's 177 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,760 house. Love you, Graham. 178 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,700 They have little 179 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:51,080 tissues 180 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,300 when you get your plates. 181 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,700 so you can take a tissue and use that and hold the tongue with the tissue. 182 00:09:57,820 --> 00:09:59,060 And I love that. 183 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,280 I guess we could just do that. 184 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,700 So you invented the place near your grandma's? 185 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:08,800 Shoot. 186 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:10,060 Yeah. 187 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,580 Yeah, I like that. 188 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:13,480 Yeah. 189 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,860 How long have we been doing this segment? 190 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:18,800 No, we're in it now. 191 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,560 Okay, I was going to switch to a backup invention, 192 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,040 but let's go back to the tongs. 193 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:31,080 okay this here's a different idea with the tongs okay when you're done with the tongue 194 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:40,380 you set it into a device that quickly wraps it in a new tissue and then it comes up and you grab it 195 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:48,460 okay like um uh you remember those like or do you ever see anywhere those toilet seats 196 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:52,540 that would have like plastic that wrapped around it and then when you'd flush it would like 197 00:10:52,540 --> 00:11:00,900 get new plastic no yeah so it's basically like a toy i yeah i've seen it like maybe twice 198 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:06,960 but i don't remember exactly where but it's like basically it's like it's automatically putting a 199 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:14,040 new toilet seat cover on top of the toilet seat i thought you might um so it's kind of like that 200 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:21,980 so it's you put it in takes the old one off what's a new one on yeah well this impede the tonguing 201 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:33,760 technology um i don't believe it will oh okay good well that's problem is solved 202 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:41,300 uh no i don't i don't think it will also maybe we could just have a an invention where 203 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:46,860 you it's like motion sensing like you go into the tray you want something and you like 204 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:51,020 do that you put your hand in front of it and then it's it just picks up a scoop and 205 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,200 serve as your plate. 206 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:54,760 No one touches anything. 207 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,240 Like a robotic arm? 208 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,140 Yeah. 209 00:11:58,960 --> 00:11:59,920 You like that? 210 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,480 I would like it if it gained sentience 211 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,980 and then started throwing food around 212 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,120 at people. 213 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:08,200 That'd be fun. 214 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,020 Creating a food fight. 215 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,260 Yeah, business probably wouldn't like that though. 216 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,300 But I would. 217 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,920 Yeah, I'd like it. 218 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,420 Why not just only go through a buffet line with 219 00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:21,320 gloves the disposable gloves 220 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,860 the customer puts on 221 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:25,480 yeah 222 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:30,760 there's no germ to tongue 223 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:31,840 contact 224 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,800 yeah 225 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,300 I like that too and you could leave it on while you 226 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:37,820 no 227 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:40,900 yes maybe you could 228 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,360 leave it on while you eat then your hands don't get messy 229 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,820 yeah 230 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:46,440 that's your bag 231 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:55,360 Well, if you were just using those gloves to use the tongs, 232 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,580 then would the germs go from tongs to gloves, 233 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,220 and then you wouldn't want to pick things up? 234 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,760 But there wouldn't be any germs there to begin with, 235 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,020 because everyone else is using gloves, Jenna. 236 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,100 Safe buffet is effective buffet. 237 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:06,880 Oh. 238 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,160 Welcome to the inventor's room. 239 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,780 Okay, things are going to get a little messy. 240 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,040 What's our expression? 241 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:16,140 Got to crack an egg to make an omelet. 242 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,000 Make a few omelets, you gotta crack a few eggs. 243 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:18,560 Is that it? 244 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:22,620 Make a few omelets, you gotta crack a few eggs. 245 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,000 Yeah, that's right. 246 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,340 And we're at a buffet. 247 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,940 Maybe it's a breakfast buffet. 248 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:30,880 But let's be honest, we were all thinking Chinese. 249 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,000 Yeah. 250 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,300 Joe, I thought you were to hop in. 251 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:37,220 I don't go to buffets. 252 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:37,980 You know of them. 253 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,980 I do know of them, but I'm anti-buffet. 254 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,160 Okay. 255 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,300 Okay. 256 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:46,220 Interesting. 257 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,560 Let's wrap it here. 258 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,260 I had no idea. 259 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,120 Well, okay. 260 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:59,860 What about, since we're in the spitballing section of the inventors room. 261 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,340 Love it. 262 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,380 Now that I'm in here for the first time. 263 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:03,760 Feeling things out. 264 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:04,860 Welcome, by the way. 265 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,020 Thank you for having me. 266 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:07,700 I appreciate it. 267 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:07,920 Here's your robe. 268 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:09,600 Ooh. 269 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,420 It's comfortable. 270 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,640 It's lined in ermine. 271 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,060 I can see why you spend so much time in here. 272 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,100 Yes, put on your slippers. 273 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,840 Oh, oh, it's, oh. 274 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,840 We invented those ourselves, slippers. 275 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,500 Oh, and you're handing me a nice thing of scotch. 276 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,160 Yes, tape. 277 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,960 Yes, to put things together with. 278 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:31,380 Yeah. 279 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,620 To cobble things together. 280 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,040 You're welcome. 281 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,580 Oh, and I'm going to take a hit of the drink scotch from this loose tube. 282 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,480 Oh, where'd you get that loose tube? 283 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,880 It was invented in this very room. 284 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,420 um okay what about 285 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:49,760 you only pick up the tongs with your mouth 286 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:59,360 and that way your hands don't get dirty yes what if you bring someone what if there's an attendant 287 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:04,320 you know like sometimes i have an attendant in the bathroom to watch you pee and give you candy 288 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,860 what if they had an attendant at each 289 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,220 they were like some 290 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,500 Beijing beef for you sir 291 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,000 and I just hand my plate out 292 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,240 and they're the only ones that get dirty 293 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,720 like a servant 294 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,280 so like a catered 295 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:20,740 event 296 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:24,040 it's a waiter that 297 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,000 stands at the 298 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,080 and he doesn't get paid so that they don't have to worry about 299 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,160 the overhead from having an extra employee 300 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,760 it's a proprietary servant 301 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:45,516 but do you remember I remember how you started this by saying like you know places where you have to go up and serve yourself Like she said we Hey no bad ideas in the spitballing zone 302 00:15:45,676 --> 00:15:45,876 Yeah. 303 00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:46,496 You got it. 304 00:15:46,776 --> 00:15:50,696 It's on the wall in the Avengers room. 305 00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:53,096 I forgot we put that up. 306 00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:54,456 Look at it. 307 00:15:56,276 --> 00:15:57,956 Now go stand in the corner, Joe. 308 00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:04,696 but we agree that i've solved or at least attempted to solve a problem that does exist 309 00:16:04,696 --> 00:16:09,596 uh yes and it sounds like that place near your grandma's has done the same thing 310 00:16:09,596 --> 00:16:16,776 i kind of like the idea of a uv sheath i mean in general i don't feel like 311 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:24,576 we don't use uv lights as much as we should considering that they have that power like 312 00:16:24,576 --> 00:16:27,016 I feel like it should be in a lot more places. 313 00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:32,636 UV sheath attached to one of the legs of your chairs. 314 00:16:33,856 --> 00:16:36,736 So if you're going to like a multiple course meal, 315 00:16:37,116 --> 00:16:40,796 you can put your silverware in the UV sheath in between courses. 316 00:16:41,136 --> 00:16:44,196 That'll be enough time for it to clean silverware. 317 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:47,936 And then you can use the same silverware for all of the courses, 318 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:53,296 massively cutting down on silverware cleaning time for restaurants. 319 00:16:53,796 --> 00:17:00,436 I like that idea, but I will say the last buffet I went to, we had to keep our silverware. 320 00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:03,256 So I think they're already forcing that. 321 00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:04,856 I think you keep the silverware, you need new plates. 322 00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:05,716 New plates, yeah. 323 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:09,556 Which also makes it, washes away the shame of what you've just done. 324 00:17:10,136 --> 00:17:11,596 Especially if they take the plates away quickly. 325 00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:12,876 Why do we need new plates? 326 00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:16,056 Like, why did they make you do that? 327 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:17,016 Because you're getting new foods. 328 00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:20,536 You don't want to put new food slop on old food remains. 329 00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:22,196 I don't really care. 330 00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:23,096 I mean 331 00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:24,416 I'm 332 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:27,516 I'm generally not like 333 00:17:27,516 --> 00:17:29,436 like oh I've got 334 00:17:29,436 --> 00:17:32,036 a bunch of spaghetti sauce 335 00:17:32,036 --> 00:17:34,376 here let me put some meat on top of it 336 00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:35,716 some people 337 00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:37,376 or I meant soup 338 00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:38,816 I don't think they're stopping you 339 00:17:38,816 --> 00:17:40,576 they're not stopping you from using your own plate 340 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:43,076 no one's going to come up and whip it out of your hand 341 00:17:43,076 --> 00:17:44,556 um 342 00:17:44,556 --> 00:17:47,236 well thank you 343 00:17:47,236 --> 00:17:48,456 I guess that's good 344 00:17:48,456 --> 00:17:50,616 um 345 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:56,956 what about a personal uv sheath that you just carry around with you all the time 346 00:17:56,956 --> 00:18:03,336 to like sanitize anything you want to sanitize like a little like fanny pack uv thing 347 00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:10,256 i love that i absolutely love that i love it i love it okay great oh yeah i think that's a 348 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:16,576 fantastic idea thank you you should put it right there right where a fanny pack would go yeah and 349 00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:18,656 there'll be no cancerous complications. 350 00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:20,956 No, because the light's containing and it doesn't turn on 351 00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:22,516 until it's fully closed. 352 00:18:22,996 --> 00:18:24,596 So it's like you can't get hurt. 353 00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:27,016 This is absolutely brilliant. I love what you've 354 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:28,976 done. You have orphaned 355 00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:30,916 my idea. Thank you. That was beautiful. 356 00:18:33,576 --> 00:18:34,256 You're welcome. 357 00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:36,916 No, I think it's great. Because so many things are 358 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,716 dirty, filthy, gross. 359 00:18:39,196 --> 00:18:40,196 And you 360 00:18:40,196 --> 00:18:42,676 just fixed it. 361 00:18:42,676 --> 00:18:47,156 dirty filthy gross 362 00:18:47,156 --> 00:18:54,016 why did you say that like it's the sister film to crazy sexy beautiful 363 00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:57,396 i don't know because it is because the world is gross and 364 00:18:57,396 --> 00:19:01,656 yeah i think and i think you and i've talked about this like we trust 365 00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:05,796 we trust a lot of um like you know everywhere has to 366 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:09,256 sanitize their silverware and we just trust that it's being done yeah 367 00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:12,156 We will never know if we get dirty silverware. 368 00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:14,076 This would be a great thing to have on your fanny. 369 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:16,136 Yep. 370 00:19:18,336 --> 00:19:19,136 Okay, cool. 371 00:19:19,756 --> 00:19:22,256 I mean, they can come in very sizing sizes too. 372 00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:23,956 You could wear it if you wanted to. 373 00:19:24,136 --> 00:19:27,616 There could be a little light compact purse one for smaller things you want to sanitize. 374 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,176 Like a little sunglasses case. 375 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:29,796 Yeah. 376 00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:31,256 Yeah. 377 00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:36,656 All right. 378 00:19:36,656 --> 00:19:40,816 what are we calling this? 379 00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:41,556 I was thinking 380 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:45,736 all UV can eat. 381 00:19:47,516 --> 00:19:49,156 All UV can eat. 382 00:19:51,676 --> 00:19:53,216 That's good for the buffet 383 00:19:53,216 --> 00:19:53,916 for sure. 384 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:54,276 Yeah. 385 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,856 Clean fanny. 386 00:20:01,496 --> 00:20:02,576 Clean fanny? 387 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:03,776 Life bidet. 388 00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:11,016 um 389 00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:13,576 bidet implies water right 390 00:20:13,576 --> 00:20:14,656 I mean I 391 00:20:14,656 --> 00:20:16,336 it does imply water 392 00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:17,516 yeah so 393 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,736 maybe not that 394 00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:19,616 pocket full of sunshine 395 00:20:19,616 --> 00:20:21,596 I got a pocket 396 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,676 got a pocket full of sunshine 397 00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:23,536 uh 398 00:20:23,536 --> 00:20:28,736 okay 399 00:20:28,736 --> 00:20:30,496 and 400 00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,016 Natasha Bedingfield 401 00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:32,996 will not sue 402 00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:33,716 no 403 00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:35,536 is that a real song 404 00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:36,976 yes 405 00:20:36,976 --> 00:20:39,016 are you serious 406 00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:40,596 I only know it from Easy A 407 00:20:40,596 --> 00:20:43,216 I thought it was maybe made up for 408 00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:43,756 that 409 00:20:43,756 --> 00:20:46,076 yeah 410 00:20:46,076 --> 00:20:48,196 it's not a good song 411 00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:50,496 I don't like it 412 00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:53,096 I'm sorry Natasha she knows 413 00:20:53,096 --> 00:20:55,416 I like a lot of her 414 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,096 other music better 415 00:20:56,096 --> 00:20:59,396 um 416 00:20:59,396 --> 00:20:59,996 like what 417 00:20:59,996 --> 00:21:03,156 what's hold on 418 00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:03,676 um 419 00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:07,156 feeling on your skin 420 00:21:07,156 --> 00:21:07,496 that one 421 00:21:07,496 --> 00:21:11,316 Joe baited you into that 422 00:21:11,316 --> 00:21:12,796 why? is that a word? 423 00:21:12,816 --> 00:21:15,916 Joe sings that song all the time 424 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:17,696 it's a great song 425 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:18,856 and also the other one Unwritten 426 00:21:18,856 --> 00:21:21,016 that's the same song? 427 00:21:21,396 --> 00:21:22,276 what's the other one? 428 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,176 there was two that were really popular at the same time 429 00:21:25,176 --> 00:21:26,856 I think it's those two 430 00:21:26,856 --> 00:21:27,976 Pockable of Sunshine and Unwritten 431 00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:28,476 no no no 432 00:21:28,476 --> 00:21:31,916 it's before that 433 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,436 Unwritten and 434 00:21:33,436 --> 00:21:41,076 also her though or just another song in that same no it's it's her and then there was a song 435 00:21:41,076 --> 00:21:48,016 called wild horses that was really good i actually bought her cd oh these words these words yeah 436 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:56,956 same time how does that one go uh read some byron shelly and keats yeah that's not ringing any 437 00:21:56,956 --> 00:21:58,716 bells. Oh, okay. I can hear 438 00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:00,416 like the melody of it. 439 00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:02,916 You'll know. We'll listen 440 00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:04,856 to it later in the car with the window down while we're 441 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,956 drinking a latte. And feeling the 442 00:22:06,956 --> 00:22:08,536 rain on our skin. 443 00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:10,936 I want someone else to feel 444 00:22:10,936 --> 00:22:12,916 it for me. No, no 445 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,696 one else can. You can let it in, Jenna. 446 00:22:15,756 --> 00:22:17,036 Why am I letting rain 447 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:17,256 in? 448 00:22:19,436 --> 00:22:20,896 You need the moisture, girl. 449 00:22:21,456 --> 00:22:22,416 Aw, rude. 450 00:22:23,616 --> 00:22:24,836 Segway, we're not being sponsored 451 00:22:24,836 --> 00:22:26,016 by a moisturizing company. 452 00:22:26,956 --> 00:22:29,916 We're now being sponsored by Rain. 453 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:32,836 Rain, get some. 454 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:37,436 Classic. 455 00:22:39,436 --> 00:22:48,396 All right, well, I'm glad that we don't have to address the fact that you blatantly ripped off some buffet place near your grandmother's. 456 00:22:48,596 --> 00:22:49,956 They don't own the- 457 00:22:49,956 --> 00:22:54,336 I'm glad that we pivoted enough that they don't own- that this is now a wholly new idea. 458 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:55,576 So. 459 00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:57,896 They don't own disposable 460 00:22:57,896 --> 00:22:59,936 germ tissues. 461 00:23:00,336 --> 00:23:01,756 They buy them from a company 462 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:02,876 as we could be doing. 463 00:23:04,876 --> 00:23:05,876 No, they own it. 464 00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:08,836 We've done the legal check. 465 00:23:09,196 --> 00:23:11,096 Is it a Chinese buffet? 466 00:23:11,276 --> 00:23:11,436 Yeah. 467 00:23:11,536 --> 00:23:14,096 I haven't been to one of those in a long time 468 00:23:14,096 --> 00:23:15,676 since I was a kid. 469 00:23:16,216 --> 00:23:17,756 There used to be a great one 470 00:23:17,756 --> 00:23:19,656 that I would go to with my brothers. 471 00:23:19,796 --> 00:23:21,176 It was awesome and then they closed. 472 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:23,876 It was awesome. 473 00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:31,516 awesome yeah they you find a good one it's yeah it's great we'll go sometime i'd love that okay 474 00:23:31,516 --> 00:23:38,036 all right uh well now that we've made plans on pod which is great for listeners yeah um i think 475 00:23:38,036 --> 00:23:44,276 uh we did a good job i enjoyed being in this room in this inventor's room yeah well you can take the 476 00:23:44,276 --> 00:23:51,196 robe it's complimentary thank you slippers i have to return yes okay uh all right well it's time to 477 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:59,396 exit the inventor's room and exit the invention of the week well now that we've done excellent work 478 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:06,336 um it's time for our next segment stalking oprah 479 00:24:06,336 --> 00:24:12,336 behind every great celebrity is an even greater stalker 480 00:24:12,336 --> 00:24:21,116 francis would you like to explain this segment no i forgot oh i think in this segment 481 00:24:21,116 --> 00:24:22,616 Joe is going to give us a celebrity 482 00:24:22,616 --> 00:24:25,016 and then we 483 00:24:25,016 --> 00:24:27,296 are going to 484 00:24:27,296 --> 00:24:29,076 describe 485 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,616 the various ways 486 00:24:30,616 --> 00:24:32,996 we will stalk this celebrity. 487 00:24:34,336 --> 00:24:35,156 For real. 488 00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:37,256 In real life. Not just for this 489 00:24:37,256 --> 00:24:38,156 segment. Yeah, for real. 490 00:24:38,976 --> 00:24:41,456 Hire your bodyguards to work overtime. 491 00:24:42,576 --> 00:24:43,036 You're going to be 492 00:24:43,036 --> 00:24:43,836 in pieces soon. 493 00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:47,116 I didn't say murdering Oprah. 494 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:48,956 Oh, we said stalking. Stalking, yeah. 495 00:24:48,956 --> 00:24:50,616 Pieces. You'll be in one piece. 496 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:54,016 Because we're so funny and you'll just be laughing so much. 497 00:24:54,336 --> 00:24:55,496 That kind of pieces. 498 00:24:56,916 --> 00:25:00,256 Joe, who are we stalking? 499 00:25:01,316 --> 00:25:10,736 You guys are going to describe to me how you would stalk the iconic Goldie Hawn. 500 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:11,996 Oh. 501 00:25:13,996 --> 00:25:15,416 We got to be subtle about this. 502 00:25:15,476 --> 00:25:16,596 We don't want to go overboard. 503 00:25:18,676 --> 00:25:19,196 Nice. 504 00:25:19,196 --> 00:25:21,756 Well, um 505 00:25:21,756 --> 00:25:25,216 I think the first thing that I want to do 506 00:25:25,216 --> 00:25:27,536 is get in with 507 00:25:27,536 --> 00:25:28,656 Kate Hudson 508 00:25:28,656 --> 00:25:30,596 Oh, I was going to say the exact same thing 509 00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:31,296 Yeah, because 510 00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:34,576 you want to savor your meal 511 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,556 as a stalker 512 00:25:35,556 --> 00:25:36,656 Oh, yeah, yeah 513 00:25:36,656 --> 00:25:40,116 You don't just show up and start stalking 514 00:25:40,116 --> 00:25:41,036 No, you build a 515 00:25:41,036 --> 00:25:43,076 You know how I got into Goldie Hawn's house? 516 00:25:43,756 --> 00:25:44,296 I was invited 517 00:25:44,296 --> 00:25:45,596 By Kate Hudson 518 00:25:45,596 --> 00:25:47,676 So first I'm going to work on that relationship 519 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:53,856 okay while you're doing that i'm gonna work on kurt russell i'll get to know kurt russell 520 00:25:53,856 --> 00:26:04,796 yeah yeah yeah i like you two together um well he loves his wife yeah so are they still married 521 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:08,416 oh yeah i don't know if they were technically married they're like together they've been 522 00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:12,616 together for forever but yeah they're i hope they're still together yeah they are okay good 523 00:26:12,616 --> 00:26:16,216 because they're one of those couples that's like i like that they're out there and that they have 524 00:26:16,216 --> 00:26:24,636 been together for so long exactly it's like um uh uh ted danson and mary steenburgen yes yeah 525 00:26:24,636 --> 00:26:33,476 yeah same i i hope that nothing happens to their relationship um back to our crime okay 526 00:26:33,476 --> 00:26:42,316 so first i uh i'd go up to kurt and i'd be like wait are you the guy from that movie in the 90s 527 00:26:42,316 --> 00:26:50,616 Breakdown? And he'd be like, whoa, no one ever remembers me for that movie. Breakdown. It was a 528 00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:55,196 niche action film, didn't get seen by a lot of people. And then I'd be like, I'm just kidding, 529 00:26:55,236 --> 00:27:00,296 I know who you are. But yes, I love Breakdown, right? And then we'd bond that way, because I'm 530 00:27:00,296 --> 00:27:07,576 pretty sure I'd be the first person to ever say, I recognize you from this. Then he'd be like, 531 00:27:07,576 --> 00:27:15,636 hey speaking of breakdown uh i just got a flat tire like oh weird how that happened 532 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:22,596 it's like well if you need me to give you a ride somewhere i'm i'm happy to do that um 533 00:27:22,596 --> 00:27:28,436 and he wouldn't know it was me that let the air out of his tires uh oh well it's you it's 534 00:27:28,436 --> 00:27:31,996 stocking is dirty business sometimes you have to do things that you don't want to do but you have 535 00:27:31,996 --> 00:27:37,516 to do may i also suggest that you pit pocket his phone because he his instinct is probably going to 536 00:27:37,516 --> 00:27:43,536 be to just get help from people he knows or call an uber or something or triple a yeah so let's 537 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:50,596 remove that i think he would want a stranger well i mean we've we've built we've been talking for a 538 00:27:50,596 --> 00:27:54,436 few minutes we've built up a bit of a rapport he's clearly like we're it's one of those situations 539 00:27:54,436 --> 00:28:00,176 where he's just like instantly comfortable around me yeah uh if anything don't pickpocket his phone 540 00:28:00,176 --> 00:28:05,776 because for three minutes gab him with this girl he's gonna be like oh my god let's take a selfie 541 00:28:05,776 --> 00:28:17,296 yeah that's true um but what i can do is um i uh i have with me um a cell blocking technology 542 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:25,016 that only projects within like six foot radius right and so he's gonna try his phone and like 543 00:28:25,016 --> 00:28:28,476 other people around will have their phones and they're working and he'll be like there must be 544 00:28:28,476 --> 00:28:33,236 something wrong with my phone not like the cell tower is out right because you know if everybody's 545 00:28:33,236 --> 00:28:37,336 phones are out then it's going to be like causing a stir of some kind we don't we don't want no we 546 00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:45,816 don't want to draw attention yeah that's key in stalking um and so then it would be like just his 547 00:28:45,816 --> 00:28:51,196 phone and then i would have a phone that um i would have like a flip phone that's immune to that 548 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:56,056 and and he'd also think it was pretty cool that i had a flip phone and he'd be like hey i like that 549 00:28:56,056 --> 00:28:59,236 old school and i was like yeah i like to be present i like to be in the moment phones kind 550 00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:02,676 of take us out of things i'm not married to this phone but i've been with it for a long long time 551 00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:02,836 Yep. 552 00:29:06,956 --> 00:29:10,696 This phone's kids call me dad. 553 00:29:13,216 --> 00:29:13,776 Yeah. 554 00:29:14,276 --> 00:29:20,916 And so then I'd take him to like discount tire or something. 555 00:29:21,476 --> 00:29:24,056 And then I'd be like, I'll wait with you, man. 556 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:25,696 Like I got, you know, I got time. 557 00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:30,556 I had an appointment that actually just got canceled right before I ran into you. 558 00:29:30,556 --> 00:29:39,936 um and then he would be like great and then we'd hang out for a little bit um and then i would 559 00:29:39,936 --> 00:29:47,576 i would manufacture some way where it'd be like um 560 00:29:47,576 --> 00:30:00,416 like oh yeah like it's getting close to dinner time um and i'm real hungry yeah oh i'm super uh 561 00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:03,296 And then I'd be like, oh, shoot. 562 00:30:03,436 --> 00:30:04,396 I just remembered. 563 00:30:04,976 --> 00:30:06,876 I went grocery shopping earlier today. 564 00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:12,196 But as I was leaving, a homeless person came up to me and asked me for money. 565 00:30:12,336 --> 00:30:13,296 And I didn't have any cash. 566 00:30:13,336 --> 00:30:14,596 So I just gave him all my groceries. 567 00:30:15,436 --> 00:30:16,136 So I was like, oh. 568 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:17,456 Luckily, they had a shopping cart. 569 00:30:17,736 --> 00:30:19,256 So it wasn't a burden on them. 570 00:30:19,376 --> 00:30:19,676 Yes. 571 00:30:22,276 --> 00:30:23,396 So, well, it wasn't a lot. 572 00:30:23,476 --> 00:30:25,036 But it was going to be my dinner for the night. 573 00:30:25,636 --> 00:30:28,116 Because I like to kind of eat fresh. 574 00:30:28,156 --> 00:30:29,616 So I never buy a ton of groceries, right? 575 00:30:29,956 --> 00:30:30,156 Yeah. 576 00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:31,936 And Kurt will love that too. 577 00:30:32,016 --> 00:30:34,756 Because Kurt's still, he's, I mean, he's still in great shape. 578 00:30:36,176 --> 00:30:37,136 You should tell him that. 579 00:30:37,696 --> 00:30:39,976 Well, I'll tell him that, but like in a non-creepy way. 580 00:30:40,076 --> 00:30:40,196 Yeah. 581 00:30:40,516 --> 00:30:43,436 Like, and I'll ask him a bit like, oh, what do you do? 582 00:30:43,476 --> 00:30:48,536 Like, I'm working like, like I'm trying to work on, you know, like building my triceps, 583 00:30:48,636 --> 00:30:49,956 but without like getting it like too. 584 00:30:50,076 --> 00:30:52,636 And then he'd give me like his routine and I'd be like, okay, cool, cool. 585 00:30:53,876 --> 00:30:56,336 And they'd be like, okay, well, hey, good. 586 00:30:56,656 --> 00:30:58,256 I'm glad I could help you with your tires, man. 587 00:30:58,256 --> 00:30:59,596 Like hit me up anytime. 588 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:03,776 you're gonna be like, you know, I've been seeing this girl 589 00:31:03,776 --> 00:31:05,616 and she wants to get married to me, 590 00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:07,536 but I really just wanna be with her. 591 00:31:07,536 --> 00:31:09,916 You know, do you have any tips on how you do that? 592 00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:20,753 Yeah And yeah Thanks Joe It okay 593 00:31:20,893 --> 00:31:21,433 You're welcome. 594 00:31:25,693 --> 00:31:37,653 And then, so then he'd be like, hey, you know, my, my de facto wife, um, she just made a big stew. 595 00:31:37,653 --> 00:31:56,213 real protein heavy uh good for the triceps good for the triceps and i'd be like oh that sounds 596 00:31:56,213 --> 00:32:01,153 amazing like yeah if you want to come over like that uh yeah we got plenty to go around i'd be 597 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:10,013 like that at kurt like what a what a guy like seriously what a guy um and then i go we go over 598 00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:18,153 to kurt goldie's house goldie uh she will be ladling out stew as we walk in 599 00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:26,713 and there's only two bowls out and then kurt's like or there's three bowls out and he's like oh 600 00:32:26,713 --> 00:32:33,253 who's the third one for and it's like oh your de facto daughter kate is coming um and he's like 601 00:32:33,253 --> 00:32:39,433 hey you got a fourth bowl and then and then i'd be like hi hi nice to meet you i'm jenna um and 602 00:32:39,433 --> 00:32:44,193 then kurt would be like i oh i've been hanging with jenna all day she did me a solid and um 603 00:32:44,193 --> 00:32:47,993 she's really generous too she gives her groceries away to people so she didn't have any food for 604 00:32:47,993 --> 00:32:49,913 night and I was like hey Goldie's making 605 00:32:49,913 --> 00:32:50,353 stew 606 00:32:50,353 --> 00:32:53,553 but 607 00:32:53,553 --> 00:32:55,753 then you 608 00:32:55,753 --> 00:32:56,953 two see each other 609 00:32:56,953 --> 00:32:59,873 because when her de facto daughter Kate 610 00:32:59,873 --> 00:33:01,573 shows up well we'll get 611 00:33:01,573 --> 00:33:03,893 there we'll get there because Francis has got 612 00:33:03,893 --> 00:33:05,633 to go through his odyssey with Kate 613 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:07,073 so we'll see 614 00:33:07,073 --> 00:33:09,553 so then I'll 615 00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:11,793 I'll excuse 616 00:33:11,793 --> 00:33:12,413 myself 617 00:33:12,413 --> 00:33:15,493 thank Goldie so much 618 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,713 shake her hand 619 00:33:17,713 --> 00:33:24,673 then never wash that hand again um and i'll just ask where's the bathroom and then it'll be oh like 620 00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:31,112 down the hall to the left right uh so then i go but i go down the hall to the right find their 621 00:33:31,112 --> 00:33:41,753 bedroom and then i touch all of goldie's clothes do you put any on there's no time i mean i do as 622 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:46,733 much as i can as quickly as i can but i i don't want to disturb anything i don't want to um and 623 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:52,913 then i i pluck out one of my hairs and i put it into her hairbrush i can i recommend that i'll 624 00:33:52,913 --> 00:34:00,213 save it for my thing okay okay um and uh i take note of what kind of perfume she uses so that i 625 00:34:00,213 --> 00:34:09,013 can buy it for myself and then always smell like goldie um and uh yeah but then i'm now fast friends 626 00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:12,533 with the Russell Hahn household. 627 00:34:14,433 --> 00:34:16,852 And so I'm over there all the time. 628 00:34:17,413 --> 00:34:19,273 And then every time I come over, 629 00:34:19,573 --> 00:34:23,693 I leave one hair of mine behind. 630 00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:25,193 On the same brush? 631 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:25,913 Yeah. 632 00:34:27,053 --> 00:34:28,593 Well, no, eventually that'll get boring 633 00:34:28,593 --> 00:34:29,973 and I'll branch out 634 00:34:29,973 --> 00:34:31,953 and I'll start leaving hairs in different places. 635 00:34:32,753 --> 00:34:33,953 Maybe you'll bake some into cookies 636 00:34:33,953 --> 00:34:35,033 that you watch that eat. 637 00:34:36,093 --> 00:34:37,113 No, because you can, 638 00:34:37,113 --> 00:34:37,973 when you eat it hair, 639 00:34:37,973 --> 00:34:42,352 you can like really tell oh you can chop it up whatever this is your fantasy well no but i don't 640 00:34:42,352 --> 00:34:47,113 want them i don't want them to see flaws in me and so if they are eating a cookie and then it's like 641 00:34:47,113 --> 00:34:54,213 oh a hair and then like then they'll never trust anything that i bring them again because it'll be 642 00:34:54,213 --> 00:35:01,313 you want to keep the stocking going yeah exactly and i want to keep this this feeling of like 643 00:35:01,313 --> 00:35:09,793 yeah like you know just basically perfect what could be wrong i i am so glad that she's entered 644 00:35:09,793 --> 00:35:19,832 our lives yeah it's beautiful thank you it is it all starts with the the same concept as saltburn 645 00:35:19,832 --> 00:35:26,352 do you watch that movie no i just know that there's he like slashes or like deflights the 646 00:35:26,352 --> 00:35:32,073 guys like bicycle tires and like offers him his bike and then become friends oh i did not know that 647 00:35:32,073 --> 00:35:36,873 well yours is different yours was cars okay uh all i know about that movie is 648 00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:45,332 there's some taffy in it if you know what i mean and it ain't laughy yeah yeah uh okay so that's um 649 00:35:45,332 --> 00:35:50,352 that's how i'd get started great job thanks while you were doing that 650 00:35:50,352 --> 00:35:56,332 i sauntered into a nightclub where kate hudson was performing because now she's a singer i 651 00:35:56,332 --> 00:35:56,993 I don't know if you know this. 652 00:35:57,332 --> 00:35:58,233 Oh, I didn't know that. 653 00:35:58,233 --> 00:35:59,373 She released an album or something. 654 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:01,433 And she's good. 655 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:08,113 So I go in and she's just starting her song. 656 00:36:08,173 --> 00:36:09,513 So I sit down and I order a drink at the bar. 657 00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:11,832 And she starts singing. 658 00:36:12,193 --> 00:36:15,393 And then everyone's quiet because she's singing a slow song. 659 00:36:16,053 --> 00:36:18,332 And the minute she starts, she hears this from the bar. 660 00:36:19,493 --> 00:36:19,893 Wow. 661 00:36:23,893 --> 00:36:25,633 Who is that? 662 00:36:26,332 --> 00:36:28,832 And then I start crying from the beauty of it. 663 00:36:29,873 --> 00:36:31,753 And then I let her finish her song. 664 00:36:31,993 --> 00:36:33,893 And when she's done, she comes over to the bar. 665 00:36:34,633 --> 00:36:38,953 She's like, hey, you seem really moved from 100 feet away. 666 00:36:39,273 --> 00:36:42,413 And I wasn't at all annoyed by the very loud, wow. 667 00:36:43,573 --> 00:36:45,433 She's just getting started in her singing career. 668 00:36:45,553 --> 00:36:48,193 So she likes that, you know, it's like a standing ovation. 669 00:36:49,413 --> 00:36:54,633 Like, wouldn't if you were a singer and like everyone in the crowd went, whoa, wouldn't that do something for you? 670 00:36:56,332 --> 00:36:59,593 If everyone weird me out, 671 00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:03,293 or if there was just one guy that I would assume was drunk at the bar, 672 00:37:03,293 --> 00:37:04,173 um, 673 00:37:05,373 --> 00:37:05,873 I should, 674 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:07,093 she'd be charmed by it. 675 00:37:07,213 --> 00:37:07,393 Yeah. 676 00:37:07,553 --> 00:37:07,873 Well, 677 00:37:07,873 --> 00:37:08,373 my whole, 678 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,993 my whole plan hinges on the fact that she is charmed. 679 00:37:12,352 --> 00:37:13,673 She has to be charged. 680 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:14,213 If not, 681 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:16,733 I'll have to come up with a backup idea and a new face. 682 00:37:17,573 --> 00:37:17,933 Anyway, 683 00:37:17,933 --> 00:37:18,733 she comes over and, 684 00:37:18,832 --> 00:37:18,993 uh, 685 00:37:18,993 --> 00:37:19,332 I'm like, 686 00:37:19,373 --> 00:37:19,493 well, 687 00:37:19,493 --> 00:37:19,893 I'm sorry. 688 00:37:19,973 --> 00:37:20,733 I didn't mean to interrupt yourself, 689 00:37:20,813 --> 00:37:22,273 but I was like blown away. 690 00:37:22,953 --> 00:37:23,313 Um, 691 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:26,093 I think it's so amazing that your voice is so great. 692 00:37:26,332 --> 00:37:29,113 and you're Kate Hudson. 693 00:37:29,633 --> 00:37:30,233 I'm sorry. 694 00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:31,352 I was just blown away. 695 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:33,153 And then she was like, 696 00:37:33,193 --> 00:37:33,553 oh, thanks. 697 00:37:33,593 --> 00:37:34,352 I really appreciate it. 698 00:37:34,373 --> 00:37:34,793 And I'm like, 699 00:37:35,033 --> 00:37:36,913 hey, can you buy me a drink? 700 00:37:38,053 --> 00:37:39,133 And then she's like, 701 00:37:40,073 --> 00:37:41,233 can I buy you a drink? 702 00:37:41,273 --> 00:37:41,533 I'm like, 703 00:37:41,873 --> 00:37:43,133 well, I wanted to buy you one, 704 00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:44,373 but I thought you would say no. 705 00:37:44,673 --> 00:37:45,893 So I thought I'd flip the script 706 00:37:45,893 --> 00:37:46,973 and see if you'd buy me one. 707 00:37:47,873 --> 00:37:48,493 Oh, nice. 708 00:37:48,493 --> 00:37:49,153 And she's like, 709 00:37:49,352 --> 00:37:50,033 you're interesting. 710 00:37:50,753 --> 00:37:51,613 Can I pull up a chair? 711 00:37:51,832 --> 00:37:52,253 And I'm like, 712 00:37:52,653 --> 00:37:53,273 Kate, get up here. 713 00:37:54,073 --> 00:37:55,773 There's a purse hook, even. 714 00:37:56,332 --> 00:37:57,633 so she 715 00:37:57,633 --> 00:38:01,573 she's done 716 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:02,213 she's done 717 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:03,953 this is a pop-up event 718 00:38:03,953 --> 00:38:05,773 and so she comes 719 00:38:05,773 --> 00:38:06,453 she sits down 720 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:07,133 she hangs her purse 721 00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:07,613 on the hook 722 00:38:07,613 --> 00:38:10,433 we start talking 723 00:38:10,433 --> 00:38:11,133 you know 724 00:38:11,133 --> 00:38:11,613 I'm like 725 00:38:11,613 --> 00:38:12,332 it's so amazing 726 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:12,852 like you're 727 00:38:12,852 --> 00:38:13,513 you're one of my 728 00:38:13,513 --> 00:38:14,873 lunch lady celebrities 729 00:38:14,873 --> 00:38:15,913 I bring that up 730 00:38:15,913 --> 00:38:16,813 she's flattered 731 00:38:16,813 --> 00:38:17,933 I'm gonna say 732 00:38:17,933 --> 00:38:18,193 wait 733 00:38:18,193 --> 00:38:19,693 lunch lady celebrities 734 00:38:19,693 --> 00:38:21,352 ladies celebrities 735 00:38:21,352 --> 00:38:22,352 we would have lunch with 736 00:38:22,352 --> 00:38:23,593 oh I was thinking 737 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:24,453 like lunch ladies 738 00:38:24,453 --> 00:38:25,613 like the people 739 00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:26,213 at your buffet 740 00:38:26,213 --> 00:38:27,193 that serve you food. 741 00:38:29,193 --> 00:38:29,593 No. 742 00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:30,133 Okay. 743 00:38:30,653 --> 00:38:31,053 Anyway, 744 00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:32,893 so I'm like, 745 00:38:32,953 --> 00:38:34,753 I hate to bring her up 746 00:38:34,753 --> 00:38:36,133 because this is so lovely, 747 00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:38,693 but I can't look at Kate Hudson 748 00:38:38,693 --> 00:38:41,533 and not say how much I love Goldie Hawn. 749 00:38:41,733 --> 00:38:42,913 Like, you're so lucky that you're not. 750 00:38:42,993 --> 00:38:43,793 So cool, so cool. 751 00:38:44,293 --> 00:38:44,832 She's like, oh, thanks. 752 00:38:44,873 --> 00:38:45,393 I'm like, you know what? 753 00:38:45,413 --> 00:38:46,873 Actually, I bought a gold Honda 754 00:38:46,873 --> 00:38:47,973 and I named it Goldie Honda. 755 00:38:49,473 --> 00:38:50,513 And she laughs. 756 00:38:50,593 --> 00:38:51,332 And I'm like, I'm serious. 757 00:38:51,332 --> 00:38:52,693 And I show her a picture on my phone 758 00:38:52,693 --> 00:38:54,953 of a gold Honda. 759 00:38:55,453 --> 00:38:56,913 And I'm like, so this is like kismet. 760 00:38:57,913 --> 00:38:58,253 You know? 761 00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:04,253 I'm like, shoot me in the face and bury me for dinner because I could die happy. 762 00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:05,373 And she's like, oh, stop. 763 00:39:05,433 --> 00:39:12,393 I'm like, yeah, this is my first Christmas in California alone. 764 00:39:13,693 --> 00:39:14,852 And she's like, oh? 765 00:39:15,693 --> 00:39:18,453 And I'm like, yeah, everyone I know died. 766 00:39:18,453 --> 00:39:29,473 everyone i know was in goldie honda and i accidentally drove it off a cliff 767 00:39:29,473 --> 00:39:35,593 everyone i know is gone um and i'm trying to make i'm trying to make more friends so 768 00:39:35,593 --> 00:39:39,033 i think california was the place for me because there's so many people 769 00:39:39,033 --> 00:39:44,213 and she's like oh i'm so sorry to hear them hey let's not dwell on it it's okay 770 00:39:44,213 --> 00:39:46,493 I've moved on 771 00:39:46,493 --> 00:39:49,653 I accept that everyone you know is dead 772 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,753 yeah I was like 773 00:39:51,753 --> 00:39:52,113 but 774 00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:55,793 the movie 775 00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:57,253 they were all watching when they died 776 00:39:57,253 --> 00:40:00,013 was 777 00:40:00,013 --> 00:40:01,493 a little known 778 00:40:01,493 --> 00:40:03,273 film called Wildcats 779 00:40:03,273 --> 00:40:04,093 I don't know if you've heard of it 780 00:40:04,093 --> 00:40:07,373 she was like 781 00:40:07,373 --> 00:40:08,173 my mom's in that 782 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:08,633 and I'm like 783 00:40:08,633 --> 00:40:10,313 I know I didn't want to say anything 784 00:40:10,313 --> 00:40:13,993 and I really wanted to watch it 785 00:40:13,993 --> 00:40:15,413 I just can't watch it alone. 786 00:40:17,393 --> 00:40:18,533 Anyway, this isn't your problem. 787 00:40:19,533 --> 00:40:20,393 Thanks for the drink. 788 00:40:21,013 --> 00:40:22,013 And then I get up to leave. 789 00:40:22,733 --> 00:40:23,553 I start walking. 790 00:40:24,693 --> 00:40:25,693 And I look back. 791 00:40:27,233 --> 00:40:28,953 And she's not looking at me, which is annoying. 792 00:40:30,453 --> 00:40:31,693 And so I drop a pen. 793 00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:32,713 And then she looks. 794 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:34,753 And I wave. 795 00:40:35,173 --> 00:40:36,453 And she goes, this is crazy. 796 00:40:36,553 --> 00:40:36,832 Stop. 797 00:40:37,193 --> 00:40:38,393 Get back over here. 798 00:40:39,093 --> 00:40:40,352 She takes her purse up from the hook. 799 00:40:40,573 --> 00:40:42,193 And she writes down an address. 800 00:40:42,193 --> 00:40:43,832 And she's like, are you free for dinner? 801 00:40:43,993 --> 00:40:44,953 She's holding the curtain for me. 802 00:40:44,993 --> 00:40:46,893 I'm like, I couldn't. 803 00:40:47,173 --> 00:40:48,332 Kate, I couldn't. 804 00:40:48,493 --> 00:40:50,013 And she's like, stop it. 805 00:40:50,852 --> 00:40:52,852 You made me feel great about my song. 806 00:40:53,633 --> 00:40:54,413 Come to dinner. 807 00:40:55,213 --> 00:40:56,253 My mom's making stew. 808 00:40:58,133 --> 00:41:00,973 And so I'm like, wow. 809 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,213 And she laughs. 810 00:41:03,733 --> 00:41:05,213 And I'm like, I'll be there. 811 00:41:05,993 --> 00:41:07,913 And so that's how I got my invitation. 812 00:41:08,753 --> 00:41:12,233 So I roll up in Goldie Honda, which Goldie's going to love. 813 00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:18,453 and um you know i get through security because i have they know kate's handwriting 814 00:41:18,453 --> 00:41:23,633 and also she probably texted um you think they have security on site 815 00:41:23,633 --> 00:41:31,693 i'm just planning for the worst that's a good idea yeah that's that's why you're a good stalker 816 00:41:31,693 --> 00:41:38,013 thank you but also your entire plan hinges on her being charred when you go wow 817 00:41:38,013 --> 00:41:43,733 yeah it'll it'll happen so anyway um and also i bring flowers for the guards 818 00:41:43,733 --> 00:41:49,893 because um people probably don't think of you guys i love that you're keeping my friends safe 819 00:41:49,893 --> 00:41:56,433 and i hand them this giant thing of flowers and that cost way too much money but it was worth it 820 00:41:56,433 --> 00:42:00,233 um and they're all i can hear them talking about me as i walk up the steps how sweet 821 00:42:00,233 --> 00:42:09,533 that was so sweet and um i go to the house i'm charming i see goldie she is ladling out stew 822 00:42:09,533 --> 00:42:18,093 good call um i'm like you might want to set her to an extra bowl and um she's like oh you who are 823 00:42:18,093 --> 00:42:24,693 you but kate comes up she's like that's okay mom i met him he's hilarious and i'm like oh my god 824 00:42:24,693 --> 00:42:29,453 kate i didn't know you would be here we laugh about that anyway so we have stew you're there 825 00:42:29,453 --> 00:42:30,352 hey girl 826 00:42:30,352 --> 00:42:32,593 I'm like 827 00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:33,633 she's a restroom 828 00:42:33,633 --> 00:42:34,893 where is it? 829 00:42:35,293 --> 00:42:36,293 and they were like 830 00:42:36,293 --> 00:42:37,993 down the hall 831 00:42:37,993 --> 00:42:38,852 down to the left 832 00:42:38,852 --> 00:42:39,513 and I was like 833 00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:39,832 oh great 834 00:42:39,832 --> 00:42:41,153 I go to the right 835 00:42:41,153 --> 00:42:41,593 yeah 836 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:42,653 oh yeah 837 00:42:42,653 --> 00:42:44,053 I go back in the bedroom 838 00:42:44,053 --> 00:42:45,852 I mean back into the bedroom 839 00:42:45,852 --> 00:42:47,453 and I pull out 840 00:42:47,453 --> 00:42:47,993 Jenna's hairs 841 00:42:47,993 --> 00:42:48,433 from 842 00:42:48,433 --> 00:42:49,733 the comb 843 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,053 oh 844 00:42:51,053 --> 00:42:52,852 and I put mine own 845 00:42:52,852 --> 00:42:53,352 in 846 00:42:53,352 --> 00:42:54,413 mine own hairs 847 00:42:54,413 --> 00:42:56,393 but then 848 00:42:56,393 --> 00:42:56,673 you know 849 00:42:56,673 --> 00:42:57,313 I'm just razzing you 850 00:42:57,313 --> 00:42:58,453 so I put both of our hairs 851 00:42:58,453 --> 00:42:58,933 oh okay 852 00:42:58,933 --> 00:43:00,332 I like it you get to talk to. 853 00:43:00,613 --> 00:43:00,893 Thanks. 854 00:43:01,013 --> 00:43:04,953 I'm going to get in their bed and lay down on each side. 855 00:43:05,273 --> 00:43:06,693 And I'm going to guess which side is whose. 856 00:43:07,453 --> 00:43:08,993 And I'm going to rumple up in the. 857 00:43:09,133 --> 00:43:10,273 They got a sleep number bed too. 858 00:43:10,493 --> 00:43:12,573 And they're set to completely different settings. 859 00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:13,313 I'm not going to mess it up. 860 00:43:13,453 --> 00:43:13,852 No, no. 861 00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:15,653 But it'll be exciting. 862 00:43:15,852 --> 00:43:16,953 You can be like, who's who? 863 00:43:17,193 --> 00:43:17,893 Who's the firm? 864 00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:18,893 Who's the soft? 865 00:43:18,973 --> 00:43:20,413 And I like Russell all the. 866 00:43:21,133 --> 00:43:21,493 Russell. 867 00:43:21,713 --> 00:43:22,393 Kurt Russell. 868 00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:23,113 All the sheets. 869 00:43:23,453 --> 00:43:23,813 And I'm like. 870 00:43:26,113 --> 00:43:28,332 And then I get out of bed and make it. 871 00:43:28,573 --> 00:43:28,852 Okay. 872 00:43:28,933 --> 00:43:31,933 And then I go in the closet and I run my fingers through. 873 00:43:32,513 --> 00:43:34,413 I run through the closet touching all the clothes. 874 00:43:35,433 --> 00:43:37,693 And then I leave. 875 00:43:38,273 --> 00:43:41,153 And then I go into the bathroom and flush the toilet. 876 00:43:42,173 --> 00:43:43,113 I think about these things. 877 00:43:43,773 --> 00:43:44,793 I wash my hands. 878 00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:45,653 I smell their soap. 879 00:43:45,933 --> 00:43:47,173 You tried some of her perfume. 880 00:43:47,273 --> 00:43:47,832 I drank a little. 881 00:43:48,413 --> 00:43:48,893 Oh, okay. 882 00:43:49,113 --> 00:43:49,293 Yeah. 883 00:43:49,953 --> 00:43:51,793 It's going to make the stew taste weird, but worth it. 884 00:43:51,813 --> 00:43:52,393 It doesn't matter. 885 00:43:52,973 --> 00:43:53,093 Yeah. 886 00:43:53,093 --> 00:43:55,553 Goldie Hawn's house and Kurt Russell's. 887 00:43:55,553 --> 00:44:00,693 and anyway after dinner i asked if before the movie if we can all jump in the pool for a minute 888 00:44:00,693 --> 00:44:07,073 and go swimming it's golden hour everyone golden hour everyone's swimming everyone's like these two 889 00:44:07,073 --> 00:44:15,513 people are great and then we watch wildcats and slowly i put my arms around both of them 890 00:44:15,513 --> 00:44:20,993 and then i catch kate hudson's eye across the room and we both wink at each other 891 00:44:20,993 --> 00:44:24,133 um 892 00:44:24,133 --> 00:44:25,893 yeah 893 00:44:25,893 --> 00:44:28,233 I like that these people are having 894 00:44:28,233 --> 00:44:30,273 stew dinner at golden hour 895 00:44:30,273 --> 00:44:32,473 that also implies 896 00:44:32,473 --> 00:44:34,493 that Kate Hudson was doing a 897 00:44:34,493 --> 00:44:36,493 daytime singing set 898 00:44:36,493 --> 00:44:37,613 she was doing a madman 899 00:44:37,613 --> 00:44:39,733 yeah she was 900 00:44:39,733 --> 00:44:43,533 she's a productive lady 901 00:44:43,533 --> 00:44:45,573 she's not opposed to starting from the bottom 902 00:44:45,573 --> 00:44:47,352 yeah and she likes the daytime 903 00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,733 also it was stew night she couldn't book a night time 904 00:44:49,733 --> 00:44:50,233 I know 905 00:44:50,233 --> 00:44:56,193 it's stew night they don't miss stew night in the russell hahn household 906 00:44:56,193 --> 00:45:05,233 um and no violence came to them no and then eventually this is gonna be crazy like eventually 907 00:45:05,233 --> 00:45:13,213 i'm gonna get to be such good friends with goldie that she's actually going to invite me 908 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:18,213 into her closet and i'm gonna have to like she'll be like oh do you want to see my closet i have this 909 00:45:18,213 --> 00:45:23,533 great closet and be like oh what a fun thing that i've never seen before sure i'd love to do that 910 00:45:23,533 --> 00:45:30,453 and i'll have to act like i haven't been in there right yeah and like i'll be looking at all of our 911 00:45:30,453 --> 00:45:35,473 stuff and pretending like i haven't touched it all and like i'll be making jokes like oh like 912 00:45:35,473 --> 00:45:42,213 oh a crocodile skin bag is it made from real crocodiles and she'll go huh no no it's fake 913 00:45:42,213 --> 00:45:48,973 it's not real because she's a she's a animal lover and uh but i uh it'll be like like extra 914 00:45:48,973 --> 00:45:53,753 thrilling it's like that next level of like stalking thrilling is like being in a place 915 00:45:53,753 --> 00:45:59,173 with the person and they don't know and they don't know you've been there before 916 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:03,773 you they don't know that like you know that closet like the back of your hand 917 00:46:03,773 --> 00:46:06,873 but she's showing you like you've seen you're seeing it for the first time 918 00:46:06,873 --> 00:46:08,693 would be great. 919 00:46:09,273 --> 00:46:09,953 It would be really cool 920 00:46:09,953 --> 00:46:11,673 if you could train mosquitoes 921 00:46:11,673 --> 00:46:13,173 to go into their room 922 00:46:13,173 --> 00:46:13,852 and 923 00:46:13,852 --> 00:46:15,613 suck their blood out 924 00:46:15,613 --> 00:46:16,473 slowly over time 925 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:17,113 and then the mosquitoes 926 00:46:17,113 --> 00:46:17,693 come back 927 00:46:17,693 --> 00:46:18,713 and you get the blood 928 00:46:18,713 --> 00:46:20,413 and then you put it in you 929 00:46:20,413 --> 00:46:21,313 slowly over time 930 00:46:21,313 --> 00:46:21,953 until eventually 931 00:46:21,953 --> 00:46:23,113 you were so full of their blood 932 00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:23,973 that you could do 933 00:46:23,973 --> 00:46:24,893 a paternity test 934 00:46:24,893 --> 00:46:26,673 and you could be like 935 00:46:26,673 --> 00:46:31,133 you're not going to believe this. 936 00:46:36,873 --> 00:46:39,813 Like carrier pigeons or something, you're training them. 937 00:46:39,813 --> 00:46:40,433 Yeah. 938 00:46:40,433 --> 00:46:41,433 Hmm. 939 00:46:44,633 --> 00:46:45,633 Wow. 940 00:46:45,633 --> 00:46:46,633 Wow. 941 00:46:46,633 --> 00:46:47,633 Wow. 942 00:46:47,633 --> 00:46:58,289 Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow I think But the good thing about the way we stalk is that it good They getting friends out of it Yeah 943 00:46:58,429 --> 00:46:59,209 They're none the wiser. 944 00:46:59,509 --> 00:46:59,969 It's fine. 945 00:46:59,989 --> 00:47:01,769 You just want to be around you and your children. 946 00:47:01,809 --> 00:47:02,009 Yeah. 947 00:47:02,729 --> 00:47:06,029 Well, I think we've done it. 948 00:47:07,429 --> 00:47:08,329 Great celebrity, Joe. 949 00:47:08,669 --> 00:47:08,929 Yeah. 950 00:47:09,349 --> 00:47:09,729 Yay. 951 00:47:11,169 --> 00:47:14,669 That wraps up Stalking Oprah. 952 00:47:15,809 --> 00:47:17,289 And you get a stalker. 953 00:47:17,289 --> 00:47:19,609 and you get a stalker and you get a stalker. 954 00:47:22,369 --> 00:47:23,769 I like how it's called Stalking Oprah 955 00:47:23,769 --> 00:47:24,789 and it's not about Oprah. 956 00:47:25,069 --> 00:47:27,069 Well, Oprah is, she's just a great catch-all. 957 00:47:27,429 --> 00:47:29,469 Like someone that's clearly famous. 958 00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:31,869 You're right, Francis? 959 00:47:31,889 --> 00:47:32,389 Yeah, I'm okay. 960 00:47:32,889 --> 00:47:33,269 I'm okay. 961 00:47:36,909 --> 00:47:38,229 Yeah, someone that's just like, 962 00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:41,129 it's just like, oh, well, I know what this means. 963 00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:42,449 It's celebrity. 964 00:47:42,769 --> 00:47:43,209 Yeah, you're right. 965 00:47:43,629 --> 00:47:44,569 Sorry, I overthought it. 966 00:47:44,569 --> 00:47:47,749 Oprah if you're listening and we know you are 967 00:47:47,749 --> 00:47:49,669 we're not gonna stalk you 968 00:47:49,669 --> 00:47:51,569 that's just for Goldie 969 00:47:51,569 --> 00:47:53,149 yeah you're too big of a target 970 00:47:53,149 --> 00:47:55,609 yeah she definitely has 971 00:47:55,609 --> 00:47:57,029 security all the time 972 00:47:57,029 --> 00:47:58,049 yeah and she travels too much 973 00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:00,089 I don't have travel money 974 00:48:00,089 --> 00:48:01,669 you gotta stay local 975 00:48:01,669 --> 00:48:03,869 I need to know where to find you 976 00:48:03,869 --> 00:48:05,349 we're hobbyists 977 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:08,249 this isn't a full time thing for us 978 00:48:08,249 --> 00:48:09,329 this isn't the bodyguard 979 00:48:09,329 --> 00:48:11,989 alright well 980 00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:13,489 it's time for one final segment 981 00:48:13,489 --> 00:48:16,649 the big question. 982 00:48:17,709 --> 00:48:20,229 The question is very big. 983 00:48:20,889 --> 00:48:21,969 Big question. 984 00:48:22,449 --> 00:48:23,089 Do you have one? 985 00:48:23,329 --> 00:48:23,869 I don't. 986 00:48:23,929 --> 00:48:26,609 I really should have checked with you first 987 00:48:26,609 --> 00:48:27,789 if you had one. 988 00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:28,469 Do you have one? 989 00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:29,569 Let me just spitball here. 990 00:48:30,029 --> 00:48:31,169 It better not be your word 991 00:48:31,169 --> 00:48:32,029 because you said it earlier. 992 00:48:33,029 --> 00:48:33,329 What? 993 00:48:33,689 --> 00:48:34,649 I'm not saying that again. 994 00:48:36,489 --> 00:48:38,289 Anyway, so let's see. 995 00:48:38,289 --> 00:48:41,789 What if the question was 996 00:48:41,789 --> 00:48:49,409 you are 997 00:48:49,409 --> 00:48:51,469 have you ever seen Bowfinger? 998 00:48:52,969 --> 00:48:53,529 Yes 999 00:48:53,529 --> 00:48:55,049 once a long time ago. 1000 00:48:55,469 --> 00:48:56,569 He was 1001 00:48:56,569 --> 00:48:59,649 he was like lying about 1002 00:48:59,649 --> 00:49:01,469 getting a movie made so he like hobbled 1003 00:49:01,469 --> 00:49:02,869 together using lies. 1004 00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:05,369 Yeah. 1005 00:49:05,369 --> 00:49:07,549 If you were going 1006 00:49:07,549 --> 00:49:08,129 to 1007 00:49:08,129 --> 00:49:10,789 get in with 1008 00:49:10,789 --> 00:49:15,849 since we're on the topic of celebrities let's say name me a celebrity that you know and like 1009 00:49:15,849 --> 00:49:22,129 keanu reeves oh great choice thanks so you gotta like you gotta get a movie made with keanu reeves 1010 00:49:22,129 --> 00:49:30,129 yeah um but you're not a well-known director yeah what do you do to make to like up the chances that 1011 00:49:30,129 --> 00:49:34,329 he's gonna like accept your project or sign on to your project you know how do you get into the mind 1012 00:49:34,329 --> 00:49:34,829 of Keanu. 1013 00:49:37,769 --> 00:49:38,329 Well, 1014 00:49:39,029 --> 00:49:40,729 first I'd slash 1015 00:49:40,729 --> 00:49:41,649 Kurt Russell's tires. 1016 00:49:45,089 --> 00:49:45,689 Um, 1017 00:49:46,369 --> 00:49:48,029 but without, 1018 00:49:48,889 --> 00:49:49,249 I mean, 1019 00:49:49,249 --> 00:49:49,929 I'm still allowed 1020 00:49:49,929 --> 00:49:50,869 to like direct 1021 00:49:50,869 --> 00:49:52,369 things and. 1022 00:49:52,969 --> 00:49:53,109 Yeah, 1023 00:49:53,209 --> 00:49:53,509 you're the, 1024 00:49:53,569 --> 00:49:54,289 you're the puppeteer. 1025 00:49:54,829 --> 00:49:56,489 You just need to get him involved. 1026 00:49:57,169 --> 00:49:58,489 But he doesn't know you. 1027 00:50:00,549 --> 00:50:01,069 Um, 1028 00:50:01,069 --> 00:50:06,409 I start 1029 00:50:06,409 --> 00:50:10,389 directing like 1030 00:50:10,389 --> 00:50:12,429 really like targeted 1031 00:50:12,429 --> 00:50:14,709 niche 1032 00:50:14,709 --> 00:50:16,469 like little vignettes 1033 00:50:16,469 --> 00:50:18,849 that just happen to be like 1034 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,029 all the things that he really likes 1035 00:50:21,029 --> 00:50:21,969 like um 1036 00:50:21,969 --> 00:50:25,469 like zen wisdom things 1037 00:50:25,469 --> 00:50:27,269 surfing 1038 00:50:27,269 --> 00:50:29,409 uh 1039 00:50:29,409 --> 00:50:42,829 like the matrix yeah um dogs really niche things like dogs uh uh no but i i basically take his 1040 00:50:42,829 --> 00:50:48,269 interest and i start actually uh because i am a good director like it's i'm still a good director 1041 00:50:48,269 --> 00:50:54,369 yeah you're talented yeah you all know it um thank you um and i 1042 00:50:54,369 --> 00:50:57,229 start 1043 00:50:57,229 --> 00:50:59,989 I start 1044 00:50:59,989 --> 00:51:04,749 yeah I make them based on 1045 00:51:04,749 --> 00:51:06,829 things that he is really into and really 1046 00:51:06,829 --> 00:51:08,809 likes right so I'm gonna have to do a little stalking 1047 00:51:08,809 --> 00:51:10,709 of Keanu here luckily you've 1048 00:51:10,709 --> 00:51:12,669 trained I'm yeah yeah the 1049 00:51:12,669 --> 00:51:14,729 training kicks in I stalk 1050 00:51:14,729 --> 00:51:16,709 Keanu I um you ever heard of 1051 00:51:16,709 --> 00:51:18,249 the biter Meinhoff 1052 00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:20,109 thing that sounds so familiar 1053 00:51:20,109 --> 00:51:22,669 it's uh it's when 1054 00:51:22,669 --> 00:51:28,549 you like learn about something right and once you learn about it you start hearing it or seeing it 1055 00:51:28,549 --> 00:51:32,989 all the time oh like how when i got my dog i'd never seen one before and then i got home and 1056 00:51:32,989 --> 00:51:38,829 there was like five in the neighborhood yeah yeah it's like suddenly like it's it's like 1057 00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:46,049 things are happening in the world that you don't uh recognize until it like becomes front of mind 1058 00:51:46,049 --> 00:51:51,189 for you and then it's like then you see that it's been around you all the time um i don't know where 1059 00:51:51,189 --> 00:51:58,849 i was going with this uh fighter meinhof yeah okay so i'm gonna find things like where maybe 1060 00:51:58,849 --> 00:52:05,429 it's like he's like something new that he sees and then i'm gonna start creating like little like 1061 00:52:05,429 --> 00:52:09,889 drips of it around him so that he's like suddenly like wow i'm seeing this everywhere 1062 00:52:09,889 --> 00:52:15,489 and then i'm gonna like then so he's like now he's like more aware of like um 1063 00:52:15,489 --> 00:52:24,349 like something like not not this but something like you know like a restaurant has a cranberry 1064 00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:29,949 latte on their menu it's like cranberry latte that sounds crazy and gross but then he's gonna 1065 00:52:29,949 --> 00:52:38,989 start seeing i'm gonna start like inserting like different cranberry unexpected cranberry things 1066 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:45,169 around so that he's suddenly like what is this cranberry craze and then it's gonna start he's 1067 00:52:45,169 --> 00:52:48,309 gonna start seeing it so he's gonna start looking it up so it's gonna become part of his algorithm 1068 00:52:48,309 --> 00:52:55,049 and then he's gonna see my beautifully directed like cranberries and everything real or whatever 1069 00:52:55,049 --> 00:52:58,889 and he's gonna be like well this was really gorgeous and like this is kind of like the 1070 00:52:58,889 --> 00:53:02,729 pinnacle of like this like cranberries cranberries everywhere and then suddenly he sees this like 1071 00:53:02,729 --> 00:53:05,989 thing it's like yeah right i'm gonna start doing that with a lot and then he's gonna be like 1072 00:53:05,989 --> 00:53:12,269 these have kind of this like same feel to it like there's that cranberry video and this is jenna 1073 00:53:12,269 --> 00:53:20,449 jubes director yeah yeah okay yeah jenna jubes i like the sound of that um yeah then 1074 00:53:20,449 --> 00:53:27,409 then he's gonna he's gonna look me up yeah and then jennajubes.com yeah 1075 00:53:27,409 --> 00:53:37,449 um after sifting through some not safe for work sites first i'll make it to jenna's website 1076 00:53:37,449 --> 00:53:42,569 he's and he's gonna accidentally go to jennasboobs.com 1077 00:53:42,569 --> 00:53:49,729 but which is only gonna help you yeah and then later we'll have a laugh about it it'll be like 1078 00:53:49,729 --> 00:53:53,049 i was looking for you and i accidentally found this and it was like ah it's still my girlfriend 1079 00:53:53,049 --> 00:54:00,189 no no no that's not what i meant i wasn't doing that um and um sorry about that that website was 1080 00:54:00,189 --> 00:54:00,989 than when I was in college. 1081 00:54:03,629 --> 00:54:05,029 They're perkier now. 1082 00:54:07,329 --> 00:54:07,929 Then, 1083 00:54:08,689 --> 00:54:12,409 yes, I think it's still my website, 1084 00:54:12,629 --> 00:54:13,769 not somebody else's. 1085 00:54:16,229 --> 00:54:18,549 But even those will be like 1086 00:54:18,549 --> 00:54:20,429 really artfully directed. 1087 00:54:21,009 --> 00:54:21,949 So they're going to have... 1088 00:54:21,949 --> 00:54:22,669 Cranberries all around. 1089 00:54:23,809 --> 00:54:24,069 Yep. 1090 00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:26,389 Tastefully placed cranberries. 1091 00:54:27,349 --> 00:54:28,809 Zombie by the cranberries. 1092 00:54:30,189 --> 00:54:30,349 Yeah. 1093 00:54:34,049 --> 00:54:35,909 Then he's going to seek me out. 1094 00:54:36,089 --> 00:54:38,149 And he's just going to be like, hey, I really like what you're like. 1095 00:54:38,229 --> 00:54:42,569 If you ever have an opportunity to work together, like, I'd be like, I would love that. 1096 00:54:42,629 --> 00:54:42,969 I love you. 1097 00:54:43,009 --> 00:54:43,949 I think you're so talented. 1098 00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:48,329 But, you know, I really do more of these like kind of like think pieces. 1099 00:54:48,469 --> 00:54:50,009 They don't really have actors in them. 1100 00:54:50,689 --> 00:54:51,389 I'm sorry. 1101 00:54:51,769 --> 00:54:52,389 But I'll get back. 1102 00:54:52,509 --> 00:54:53,669 You know, if anything ever changes. 1103 00:54:53,809 --> 00:54:55,669 Then I like wait. 1104 00:54:55,669 --> 00:55:02,709 wait like i we become kind of like like social media friends like we send each other like dm 1105 00:55:02,709 --> 00:55:07,209 each other some stuff and like we become friendly that way i let that simmer for like a year 1106 00:55:07,209 --> 00:55:17,229 and then i am like kiana we need to talk in person and then he's like great yes great let's do it 1107 00:55:17,229 --> 00:55:23,209 let's meet up and then uh we go to that same restaurant we need that same restaurant with 1108 00:55:23,209 --> 00:55:30,009 the cranberry lattes um i'm drinking one when he gets there and he's like thinks that's a weird sign 1109 00:55:30,009 --> 00:55:34,409 like i i heard about this like a year ago and it was like the weirdest thing to me and i'm like 1110 00:55:34,409 --> 00:55:39,829 yeah they're terrible but i had to try one how do you not i'm adventurous right and he'd be like 1111 00:55:39,829 --> 00:55:45,209 i'm adventurous too be like i we we have so much in common and then i'm gonna slide a script across 1112 00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:54,529 and be like this was so compelling to me and that it's like i'm gonna do like a scripted movie for 1113 00:55:54,529 --> 00:56:01,809 the first time ever uh the and you're the only person that i want to do this with like i'm not 1114 00:56:01,809 --> 00:56:05,989 gonna do this unless you're attached and at this point in time he loves my work so he's like and 1115 00:56:05,989 --> 00:56:11,029 you're friends and we're friends um and then he's like yeah well like the world needs to see your 1116 00:56:11,029 --> 00:56:15,549 broader like your talent like you can't just be contained to these vignettes you need a feature 1117 00:56:15,549 --> 00:56:21,889 like yes i'm i want to do that i want to be a part of this and then that's how i do it that would 1118 00:56:21,889 --> 00:56:29,389 work on me yeah i think so are you now thinking about it like about a year ago when um wait a 1119 00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:34,449 minute like oh france and then and then i suggested we do a podcast like a little bit later 1120 00:56:34,449 --> 00:56:36,009 Mike but you're the only one I'd do it with 1121 00:56:36,009 --> 00:56:38,029 I think I did say that 1122 00:56:38,029 --> 00:56:39,189 oh my god wow 1123 00:56:39,189 --> 00:56:41,589 you know what I'm okay 1124 00:56:41,589 --> 00:56:42,569 I'm Stockholm 1125 00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:45,169 I remember how I told you to go to jettasboobs.com 1126 00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:47,249 you don't know what I've done 1127 00:56:47,249 --> 00:56:50,169 great job 1128 00:56:50,169 --> 00:56:50,749 thanks 1129 00:56:50,749 --> 00:56:51,889 cool 1130 00:56:51,889 --> 00:56:53,529 how would you do it 1131 00:56:53,529 --> 00:56:55,209 well we don't have time for that 1132 00:56:55,209 --> 00:56:55,749 okay 1133 00:56:55,749 --> 00:56:57,929 alright 1134 00:56:57,929 --> 00:56:59,209 but your idea was great 1135 00:56:59,209 --> 00:57:00,529 thanks 1136 00:57:00,529 --> 00:57:03,869 well 1137 00:57:03,869 --> 00:57:06,129 I guess then that wraps up 1138 00:57:06,129 --> 00:57:08,049 the big question 1139 00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:09,229 the big question 1140 00:57:09,229 --> 00:57:10,949 one final bit of business 1141 00:57:10,949 --> 00:57:12,749 here we go 1142 00:57:12,749 --> 00:57:16,069 this is the stakes are rising on this last bit 1143 00:57:16,069 --> 00:57:18,209 I feel like yeah I know I really 1144 00:57:18,209 --> 00:57:19,169 want to get this right 1145 00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:21,589 I have to pee now from nervousness 1146 00:57:21,589 --> 00:57:24,169 okay well I know you like peeing on things 1147 00:57:24,169 --> 00:57:26,049 but wait not in this is a 1148 00:57:26,049 --> 00:57:28,009 sacred space okay thank you this is like 1149 00:57:28,009 --> 00:57:28,669 cow temple 1150 00:57:28,669 --> 00:57:32,129 do you 1151 00:57:32,129 --> 00:57:32,609 have 1152 00:57:32,609 --> 00:57:34,709 I only have a couple guesses 1153 00:57:34,709 --> 00:57:36,889 and these guesses scare me 1154 00:57:36,889 --> 00:57:38,149 I'm going to say them 1155 00:57:38,149 --> 00:57:39,889 the first guess I 1156 00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:40,709 oh I really have to pee now 1157 00:57:40,709 --> 00:57:42,149 the first guess I have is 1158 00:57:42,149 --> 00:57:42,709 impede 1159 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:44,549 oh because 1160 00:57:44,549 --> 00:57:45,109 no 1161 00:57:45,109 --> 00:57:47,069 impede 1162 00:57:47,069 --> 00:57:48,709 that's going to be you 1163 00:57:48,709 --> 00:57:49,409 in a minute 1164 00:57:49,409 --> 00:57:50,309 oh I didn't even do that 1165 00:57:50,309 --> 00:57:50,809 so that wasn't 1166 00:57:50,809 --> 00:57:51,089 nope 1167 00:57:51,089 --> 00:57:56,109 I feel like this could be a decoy situation 1168 00:57:56,109 --> 00:57:56,649 but I'm going to 1169 00:57:56,649 --> 00:57:58,849 I'm going to say sentience 1170 00:57:58,849 --> 00:57:59,869 nope 1171 00:57:59,869 --> 00:58:00,649 nothing 1172 00:58:00,649 --> 00:58:01,489 nope nothing 1173 00:58:01,489 --> 00:58:02,229 okay then 1174 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:04,289 I'm out. That's all you got? 1175 00:58:04,729 --> 00:58:06,309 Everything else just seemed to flow. 1176 00:58:07,689 --> 00:58:08,249 Wow, really? 1177 00:58:08,369 --> 00:58:10,389 There was one thing I said that was very awkward. 1178 00:58:10,669 --> 00:58:11,969 That was my decoy word. 1179 00:58:12,389 --> 00:58:13,829 I'm glad I didn't pick up on it. 1180 00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:17,129 What was your word? 1181 00:58:17,389 --> 00:58:18,889 My word was blatantly. 1182 00:58:20,249 --> 00:58:21,469 I feel like that's such a 1183 00:58:21,469 --> 00:58:23,809 hard word to get someone to guess because it's 1184 00:58:23,809 --> 00:58:25,229 such a common 1185 00:58:25,229 --> 00:58:27,769 like it's such a well used word, you know? 1186 00:58:28,089 --> 00:58:29,689 Except I used it a little awkwardly 1187 00:58:29,689 --> 00:58:31,849 I think. I said that 1188 00:58:31,849 --> 00:58:34,669 we've changed the invention enough 1189 00:58:34,669 --> 00:58:36,549 that you haven't blatantly ripped off the place 1190 00:58:36,549 --> 00:58:37,529 near your grandma's. 1191 00:58:38,029 --> 00:58:40,089 I think that's fine. Yeah. Okay. 1192 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,669 And my decoy word 1193 00:58:43,669 --> 00:58:46,229 was crocodiles. 1194 00:58:47,949 --> 00:58:48,989 See, I just assumed 1195 00:58:48,989 --> 00:58:50,729 she would have crocodile bags. 1196 00:58:50,889 --> 00:58:52,689 Yeah. And you were talking about the closet. 1197 00:58:53,309 --> 00:58:54,149 Yeah, I know. 1198 00:58:54,149 --> 00:58:54,509 Huh. 1199 00:58:57,609 --> 00:58:58,789 I, uh, yeah. 1200 00:58:59,169 --> 00:59:00,829 Are they made from real crocodiles? 1201 00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:02,609 see I just thought 1202 00:59:02,609 --> 00:59:03,849 I was so into the bit 1203 00:59:03,849 --> 00:59:05,089 that made perfect sense 1204 00:59:05,089 --> 00:59:08,809 alright well I have some guesses for you 1205 00:59:08,809 --> 00:59:09,309 you do? 1206 00:59:10,109 --> 00:59:10,769 I'm scared 1207 00:59:10,769 --> 00:59:16,329 I'm worried one of them is going to be your decoy word 1208 00:59:16,329 --> 00:59:18,169 I'm worried none of them is your real word 1209 00:59:18,169 --> 00:59:19,529 and that one of them is your decoy word 1210 00:59:19,529 --> 00:59:20,649 these are normal fears 1211 00:59:20,649 --> 00:59:22,389 alright I'm going to start with 1212 00:59:22,389 --> 00:59:24,409 Wildcats 1213 00:59:24,409 --> 00:59:27,769 no 1214 00:59:27,769 --> 00:59:29,009 it's a great movie 1215 00:59:29,009 --> 00:59:30,909 I think it's got 1216 00:59:30,909 --> 00:59:32,209 is Woody Harrelson in that movie? 1217 00:59:32,649 --> 00:59:33,509 why am I saying that? 1218 00:59:33,829 --> 00:59:35,369 I'm not familiar with the movie 1219 00:59:35,369 --> 00:59:35,989 that could be a lie 1220 00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:36,789 sorry Woody 1221 00:59:36,789 --> 00:59:38,689 or it could be true 1222 00:59:38,689 --> 00:59:39,589 hey Woody 1223 00:59:39,589 --> 00:59:42,369 um 1224 00:59:42,369 --> 00:59:44,629 orphaned 1225 00:59:44,629 --> 00:59:45,929 decoy word 1226 00:59:45,929 --> 00:59:46,389 no 1227 00:59:46,389 --> 00:59:49,289 damn 1228 00:59:49,289 --> 00:59:51,309 you said it so awkwardly 1229 00:59:51,309 --> 00:59:52,149 I know 1230 00:59:52,149 --> 00:59:53,789 I lured you 1231 00:59:53,789 --> 00:59:54,749 you did 1232 00:59:54,749 --> 00:59:57,629 did you see me write something down 1233 00:59:57,629 --> 00:59:58,369 shortly after that? 1234 00:59:58,369 --> 00:59:59,849 Were you very excited when you saw it right? 1235 00:59:59,849 --> 01:00:04,969 I guess, and I was also trying to not, like, you know, give it away. 1236 01:00:05,789 --> 01:00:07,229 Rub your hands together. 1237 01:00:09,269 --> 01:00:11,629 I have two other guesses for your word. 1238 01:00:11,789 --> 01:00:12,029 Okay. 1239 01:00:14,149 --> 01:00:14,669 Mosquitoes? 1240 01:00:15,349 --> 01:00:15,849 No. 1241 01:00:16,629 --> 01:00:17,529 I hate those things. 1242 01:00:18,229 --> 01:00:18,709 Paternity? 1243 01:00:19,329 --> 01:00:19,629 No. 1244 01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:20,369 Oh. 1245 01:00:20,889 --> 01:00:22,409 I think you're going to laugh when you hear the word. 1246 01:00:22,569 --> 01:00:22,909 Okay. 1247 01:00:23,949 --> 01:00:24,429 Omelets. 1248 01:00:26,069 --> 01:00:27,569 Oh, no. 1249 01:00:28,369 --> 01:00:32,389 What a terrible day for me. 1250 01:00:32,989 --> 01:00:36,209 Oh, and I said it too. 1251 01:00:37,209 --> 01:00:42,069 Yeah, I was really nervous trying to throw that in like at the right time and hoping it landed. 1252 01:00:42,369 --> 01:00:44,049 It was, yeah, it was so perfect. 1253 01:00:45,029 --> 01:00:45,509 Oof. 1254 01:00:47,049 --> 01:00:47,489 Damn. 1255 01:00:48,349 --> 01:00:50,709 Man, you got all the points possible. 1256 01:00:50,969 --> 01:00:52,169 Yeah, well, because at first I said... 1257 01:00:52,169 --> 01:00:53,569 Well, you didn't guess mine. 1258 01:00:53,869 --> 01:00:55,069 No, that would have been most possible. 1259 01:00:55,069 --> 01:00:57,689 you got a point because I guessed your decoy 1260 01:00:57,689 --> 01:00:58,349 and you got 1261 01:00:58,349 --> 01:01:02,509 well I know I guess 1262 01:01:02,509 --> 01:01:05,049 I said your decoy point for me 1263 01:01:05,049 --> 01:01:07,289 yeah we all said our words 1264 01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:08,189 points for us 1265 01:01:08,189 --> 01:01:11,389 and you said 1266 01:01:11,389 --> 01:01:11,789 my word 1267 01:01:11,789 --> 01:01:13,829 and I said your word 1268 01:01:13,829 --> 01:01:17,389 and I had to like fish it in 1269 01:01:17,389 --> 01:01:19,309 again because when I tried to get you to 1270 01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:21,149 say it you said 1271 01:01:21,149 --> 01:01:22,689 omelet and I was like 1272 01:01:22,689 --> 01:01:31,089 no it's got to be omelets so i had to like say it again to get you in you got me to say it 1273 01:01:31,089 --> 01:01:38,249 again and pluralized yeah but the first one doesn't mean anything yeah oh man i had to 1274 01:01:38,249 --> 01:01:46,849 come back last week was rough for me wow oh well folks go to jenna's boobs.com if you want to check 1275 01:01:46,849 --> 01:01:48,229 out the point total. 1276 01:01:48,869 --> 01:01:49,829 Just kidding. 1277 01:01:49,989 --> 01:01:51,629 Go to veryfinefriends.com 1278 01:01:51,629 --> 01:01:54,229 to see how much farther ahead 1279 01:01:54,229 --> 01:01:55,429 Francis is than me. 1280 01:01:56,689 --> 01:01:57,289 And 1281 01:01:57,289 --> 01:01:59,489 go to 1282 01:01:59,489 --> 01:02:00,789 social media at 1283 01:02:00,789 --> 01:02:01,689 veryfinefriends 1284 01:02:01,689 --> 01:02:02,609 to 1285 01:02:02,609 --> 01:02:04,489 just tell me 1286 01:02:04,489 --> 01:02:05,789 how sad you are 1287 01:02:05,789 --> 01:02:07,409 that I didn't get any points 1288 01:02:07,409 --> 01:02:07,969 on that. 1289 01:02:08,709 --> 01:02:09,989 I would really appreciate 1290 01:02:09,989 --> 01:02:10,649 the encouragement. 1291 01:02:11,089 --> 01:02:11,549 And 1292 01:02:11,549 --> 01:02:12,989 have a great day. 1293 01:02:13,449 --> 01:02:13,629 Yeah. 1294 01:02:14,029 --> 01:02:14,749 And also that. 1295 01:02:15,609 --> 01:02:16,289 All right. 1296 01:02:16,289 --> 01:02:17,669 see you next time 1297 01:02:17,669 --> 01:02:18,209 bye