1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 so yesterday i was playing pickleball at a public park with some friends all of a sudden we hear a 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,140 like oh they're getting closer and then it's like oh they're all in the parking lot of the park 3 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:42,720 there was easily like no less than 12 cop cars in the parking lot of this park that we were at 4 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:51,140 and we hear shouting from the cops like get on the ground get on the ground now put your arms out 5 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:58,960 like an airplane get on the ground uncanny i know it was quite a like hullabaloo apparently there was 6 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:04,960 we we heard from somebody else like it was it was a situation where it was like we weren't that close 7 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:14,560 to it um but we weren't that close to it but we were within definitely like the cops were like 8 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:19,440 pointing our way and it felt like i bet you there's a lot of cops with guns drawn right now 9 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:25,200 pointing in our direction i hope you kept playing uh well after eventually we did yeah joe was there 10 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:31,680 as well um yeah eventually we did but at first it was like uh but it was also like we can't just 11 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:39,580 leave because the cop cars are all around all of our cars so we can't go anywhere anyway 12 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:46,080 some other fellow park goer said that he thought it was like two guys got into a fight and one of 13 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:52,400 them had a gun and then someone called the cops but the cops got there super fast i mean there 14 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:58,080 was like 15 cop cars and they got there like immediately shout out to tempe police department 15 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:04,880 mesa mesa police oh x nay get tempe get your act together tempe police if you're listening and we 16 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:10,080 know you are get it together be more like mesa pd i'd like to apologize to the mesa police 17 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:15,900 department i didn't know they'll be roughing you up later i'll be putting my arms out like an 18 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:23,400 airplane anyway it was um exciting and even when we did finally leave when we thought it like had 19 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,540 died down enough uh we still had to wait a few minutes before they were like letting people exit 20 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:34,260 the park so what if it was for you guys and they actually had reserved the pickleball court and 21 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:40,620 they just came to intimidate you and so they they drove us off the court yeah but you were like 22 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:46,660 respecting them so they they found someone else to pin it on that's possible in fact that's 23 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:51,840 probable yeah i bet you that's exactly what happened i mean obviously everyone knows that 24 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:58,620 cops especially in mesa love pickleball that's true definitely the firemen do we've seen firemen 25 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:05,920 out there before oh really but then so then not hot ones to clarify no not hot ones really 26 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:10,460 disappointing that goes against my expectations i know i don't know how they ever got hired 27 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:14,680 Then today, a friend of ours that was also there looked it up. 28 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,480 I guess there's some kind of a crime map that you can look things up at. 29 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:21,080 Anyway, apparently it was assaults with a deadly weapon 30 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,120 because it was assault with a vehicle and a stick. 31 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:27,260 That's how it was described. 32 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:32,560 So I don't know which one of those was the deadly weapon, but one of them was. 33 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:36,400 I can think of a few ways a stick can be more dangerous than a vehicle. 34 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:37,160 Yeah. 35 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:37,640 Yeah. 36 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:43,640 we're not going to talk we're not no well i'm thinking of some right now 37 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:48,940 yeah i'm thinking i'm zooming them out you telepathically oh oh you're right francis 38 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:50,700 that is more dangerous that information 39 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:59,960 anyway so that was that was my night that was that's harrowing anytime the police show up 40 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:05,780 and there were so many of them i can't like i can't state like two per car i i don't know how 41 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:14,120 many i mean i'm just i the the number of cars was at least 15 squad cars well they should all be 42 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:20,780 carpooling i'm assuming there's two per car isn't that usually how it goes too i mean you don't be 43 00:04:20,780 --> 00:04:27,160 bored all day you need a friend in the car yeah that's true that's usually how the cops do things 44 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,320 oh i wonder if the one that's not driving ever sits in the back and pretends to be a prisoner 45 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,140 Oh no. 46 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:34,300 No, he's the audio man. 47 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,720 The person who's not driving picks the music. 48 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:38,700 Oh, yes. 49 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,760 The police have very strict rules about that. 50 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:43,100 Yeah. 51 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:50,260 Welcome to Very Fine Friends, a podcast where friends talk about stuff. 52 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,440 How are you, Francis? 53 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:52,980 Me? 54 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:53,800 Yeah, you. 55 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,900 I'm walking on a cloud. 56 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:56,680 Oh, well, be careful. 57 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:57,140 I know. 58 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:58,700 Those are not dense enough. 59 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:02,220 I'm back. 60 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:02,840 Oh, okay. 61 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:03,820 Oh, thank God. 62 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:04,300 And you're good? 63 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,460 I am good. 64 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,140 Yes, I am doing well. 65 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:07,720 Thank you. 66 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:09,820 Which is weird. 67 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,360 I hope, I don't know if the listeners can hear this. 68 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,140 There are now many, many sirens in the background right now. 69 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:18,540 Mesa PD's coming to get you for thinking it was Tempe PD. 70 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:19,680 I'm ready. 71 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,060 I'm done being alive. 72 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:21,940 I don't know. 73 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:23,040 I assume they're just going to kill me. 74 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,040 Suicide by cop? 75 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:24,500 Yeah. 76 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,840 I'll just quickly take out two finger guns. 77 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,100 Well, that'll probably work. 78 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:33,920 Jumpy crowd, aren't they? 79 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:34,760 Quick interruption. 80 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:44,820 Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own secret word. 81 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:53,180 Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person noticing. 82 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:57,480 If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point. 83 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:06,440 and right before we die we add up all the points and then we get a prize whoever has the most points 84 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:14,140 for guessing the most secret words here's joe with today's secret words jenna's secret word is 85 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:24,860 procrastination jenna's decoy word is synapses francis's secret word is purification francis's 86 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:34,420 decoy word is cancellations back to the podcast uh well let's get into our first segment which is 87 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:39,100 as always the invention of the week 88 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:42,460 inventions 89 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:50,660 what do you got for me francis okay i'll tell you thank you okay i'm gonna give you a choice 90 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:51,360 Oh. 91 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:53,760 Do you want an invention that has to do with old people? 92 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:58,480 Or do you want an invention that has to do with friends? 93 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,020 Like getting rid of old people? 94 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,040 No hints. 95 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:03,620 Okay. 96 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,760 I'm going to go. 97 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,960 Well, we'll hear them both eventually, right? 98 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:09,080 Maybe. 99 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,780 I'm going to go with the old people one. 100 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,420 Okay. 101 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:13,760 You're going to love this. 102 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,240 Good. 103 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:19,140 You know how we worry about the elderly? 104 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:20,540 I do know that. 105 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:23,100 you know how there's, 106 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:23,720 I almost said, 107 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:24,640 I think you can dance. 108 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:25,140 Um, 109 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:26,960 what's that thing? 110 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:27,320 Life alert. 111 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:27,540 You know, 112 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,100 there's a life alert, 113 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:30,640 by the way, 114 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,000 sidebar. 115 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:31,980 Every time that commercial comes on, 116 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:32,960 my dad does it. 117 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:33,920 He does the voice. 118 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,300 What is the voice? 119 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,400 He's always just like, 120 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,240 I've fallen. 121 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:37,820 Oh, 122 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:38,400 that one. 123 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:38,760 Yeah. 124 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,520 I can't get up. 125 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:40,740 Yeah. 126 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:41,800 So he's familiar with it. 127 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,020 Um, 128 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:44,000 I was thinking the other day, 129 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:48,060 that's one way to do it. 130 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:48,720 Sure. 131 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:49,760 I have a substitute. 132 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:55,460 the substitute is a a hook 133 00:07:55,460 --> 00:08:00,420 okay 134 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:08,920 hold on now right now i'm i'm i'm going with the assumption that it's a shepherd's crook that 135 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,280 they like like the kind they use to pull vaudeville performers off the stage just 136 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:19,600 dragging old people around that could no that's not it oh but i like it thank you um this is more 137 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,000 of a hooks onto them. 138 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,120 Like a meat hook? Yeah. 139 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Technically it is. 140 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,560 Anyway, there is a system 141 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,620 of tracks in the 142 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,720 house that just, that goes 143 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,880 I knew it. 144 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,720 You love a good system 145 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,360 of tracks. 146 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,120 This is totally new and fresh. 147 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:42,940 I might even say 148 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,300 proprietary. 149 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,620 Let me tell you how it's proprietary. You're going to love this. 150 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,420 This is proprietary because 151 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:54,000 you know how when you like you're thinking oh if you have to turn the tracks have to be on right 152 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,700 angles and like oh that's a lot of right angles no i just invented something proprietary to fix 153 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:07,940 that it's like it's like a shape like a spade at the where things converge and so when they walk 154 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:13,420 the the thing just goes with them wherever direction they go and it goes into the next track 155 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:19,640 okay anyway so if if they fall it actually will hold them up 156 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:29,700 um so this is all to prevent people from falling period so you're you're saying let's get in before 157 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:36,100 the fall happens i'm well i'm saying you know if we'll catch you like with life alert sorry to say 158 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:41,340 their main their main disadvantage is the old person falls does it this is real ounce of 159 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:49,200 prevention is worth a pound of cure kind of invention yeah does it move the people won't 160 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:56,640 move the old people for them like is it just kind of like oh you want our advanced system 161 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:02,320 or the advanced package yeah yeah time for you to go to the kitchen yeah you could there could 162 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:07,260 be a remote it could be like the thing for the stairs but not for stairs and you could push where 163 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:13,980 you want to go this is morbid but my thought right now is i'm picturing they're dead they're 164 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:21,760 dead and hanging or like just moving between room room to room dead oh wow that's interesting 165 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:29,420 thank you i don't know if that's a negative yeah like when we like it if grandma could 166 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:36,200 move one more time well but what if it's like the neighbors are like i haven't seen geraldine in a 167 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:42,360 long time but i've heard her moving in there so i see her in the curtains she's fine like like at 168 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:50,420 home alone when he has the party he's got like fake having a lot of guests there yeah um don't 169 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:55,820 you think this is nice and they could they could wear a jumper that's connected to it as well 170 00:10:55,820 --> 00:11:00,840 everyone loves a jumper this could be really fun for recreational use too for non-olds 171 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:07,740 true this does have mass widespread appeal yeah i think 172 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:17,440 i think um people would just be riding this all the time you'd have kids wanting to do this 173 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:23,080 oh that's good because you could as a parent you could lock them in one position i gotta run out 174 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:30,340 to the car real quick beep you're not moving you're just hanging there yeah okay 175 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:37,360 how do they get in and out of this contract you said as a hook yeah all right so they're hanging 176 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:41,380 from this hook yeah they just got to put a belt on to connect to the hook or they could wear a 177 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:46,600 jumper that has a hook receptacle on it let's say they fall and then they're just like oh no 178 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:56,160 that was a good imitation yeah how do they grandma how do they get off the hook the system 179 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:09,000 alerts next of kin so like a life alert system uh no okay it's similar to the inspiration for 180 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:14,660 that but totally different in the sense that um they don't have to fall first so basically 181 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:20,120 the loved one is just being alerted that they're stuck in a really funny way rather than that 182 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:24,820 they've been that they've fallen well think about it if they if they fall if they almost 183 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:30,800 fall and then my amazing system stops that they could just they didn't fall so they can like get 184 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:46,948 their footing again oh okay um or they can just like pull themselves up a little bit from the cable That requiring probably a lot of upper body strength for these old people 185 00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:50,168 It takes a lot to, like, pull your own body weight up. 186 00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:53,868 The system comes with two five-pound dumbbells. 187 00:12:55,348 --> 00:12:58,168 So help you work out when you're not. 188 00:12:58,488 --> 00:12:59,568 Yeah, help me help you. 189 00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:00,828 You know? 190 00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:10,288 so to recap it's a tracked system around your house that you hang from 191 00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:19,328 so that you don't fall on the ground great yeah but if you fall enough that you're now stuck 192 00:13:19,328 --> 00:13:26,288 hanging from this hook there's a button that you press that alerts somebody that you need help 193 00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:30,888 yeah if you can't do it on your own okay it also comes with a megaphone 194 00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:38,248 and two five dumbbells yeah we're prepared we're kicking life alert right out of business 195 00:13:38,248 --> 00:13:42,768 and a jumper yeah everyone the jumper is an upgrade but everyone's gonna want it because 196 00:13:42,768 --> 00:13:46,328 you can only get it from us wait do you mean jumper like 197 00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:54,188 like a like a body like a okay not like jumper like the way the british say sweater 198 00:13:54,188 --> 00:14:00,428 like a cute sweater no i don't um it's like what you said before but it also has um 199 00:14:01,568 --> 00:14:13,728 uh poop and p-flaps okay well so it's like a a big onesie for like like a baby's onesie 200 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:21,908 yeah that's it that's yeah uh does this invention have a name i'm open to suggestions i think i 201 00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:25,428 want to do something with hips because we're saving the hips because you know when people 202 00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:29,528 fall they will they could potentially break their hips and hip also means cool so i was thinking like 203 00:14:29,528 --> 00:14:42,068 your hips but yours and possessive uh your hips don't life alert oh no my hips don't lie 204 00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:42,668 flirt 205 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:50,288 hips do fly 206 00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:52,348 hips don't fly 207 00:14:52,348 --> 00:14:53,768 hips 208 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,408 no no chip 209 00:14:56,408 --> 00:14:57,648 no chip hips 210 00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:01,068 you're up 211 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,688 hip to be 212 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:05,408 there 213 00:15:05,408 --> 00:15:08,068 hip to be square 214 00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,468 hip to be there 215 00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:11,528 um 216 00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:17,048 hip to be hoisted up in the air what about just something let's just go simple got your back 217 00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:26,608 got your back like i got your back and also you're never gonna be able to get off this thing 218 00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:30,728 so your back belongs no you're no i'm sorry we need to clear this up right now 219 00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:37,188 you could if let's make a picture oh god oh oh oh oh my goodness like it pulled 220 00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:38,508 because it detected a fall. 221 00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:43,188 And then obviously there's a motor somewhere, 222 00:15:44,188 --> 00:15:48,808 and because it pulled, it pulls you up more so you can stand, 223 00:15:48,888 --> 00:15:50,428 and then it goes back to its normal position. 224 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,748 Using your proprietary technology. 225 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,028 Yes, yes, patented. 226 00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:59,448 Okay, wow, good job on getting that patent. 227 00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:00,028 Hip baby. 228 00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:02,148 Hip baby? 229 00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,328 That sounds like hip baby. 230 00:16:07,188 --> 00:16:09,348 hit me baby one more time 231 00:16:09,348 --> 00:16:12,828 personal space 232 00:16:12,828 --> 00:16:15,268 because it's kind of like you're in space 233 00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:17,108 you're floating around in space but it's just yours 234 00:16:17,108 --> 00:16:18,988 it's your personal space 235 00:16:18,988 --> 00:16:20,548 I don't know about that one 236 00:16:20,548 --> 00:16:23,188 I'm also kind of picturing this like old people 237 00:16:23,188 --> 00:16:24,548 like at a dry cleaners 238 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,788 where they just are like revolving 239 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:31,808 you go to visit at the home 240 00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:33,748 and it's literally like which one's yours? 241 00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:34,568 do you have a ticket? 242 00:16:34,568 --> 00:16:42,528 i'm sorry we can't release your grandma without the ticket yeah so would you love it would i love 243 00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:48,168 it that's a weird way to ask that um you'd write it i would write it for sure and again 244 00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:52,368 another one in the i definitely want to see people using it category 245 00:16:52,368 --> 00:16:59,428 old people if you're listening don't die before this comes out okay cancel your subscriptions 246 00:16:59,428 --> 00:17:01,648 to what? 247 00:17:01,828 --> 00:17:04,428 That which shall not be named for legal purposes. 248 00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:07,068 You mean the thing you've already named? 249 00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:08,688 I don't know. 250 00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:11,188 It rhymes with 251 00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:13,268 Schmeif-a-Bert. 252 00:17:14,488 --> 00:17:15,508 You're giving it away. 253 00:17:16,408 --> 00:17:17,488 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 254 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,228 Don't take legal action against me, Schmeif-a-Bert. 255 00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:24,508 It's a winner. I know. 256 00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:26,168 Yep. 257 00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:27,728 this is going to be in 258 00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,648 in every home 259 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,228 I'm sure of it 260 00:17:31,228 --> 00:17:32,908 yeah it'll actually be a selling feature 261 00:17:32,908 --> 00:17:36,468 yeah it won't get in the way of any loose tubes 262 00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:36,868 will it? 263 00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:38,928 no the tubes come from the corner 264 00:17:38,928 --> 00:17:40,448 the track runs in the middle 265 00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,548 actually you could get a deal if you get them both 266 00:17:42,548 --> 00:17:45,168 oh good if you packaged 267 00:17:45,168 --> 00:17:46,608 old people are very thirsty 268 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,748 act now old people 269 00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:50,508 go to 270 00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:53,108 veryfinefriends.com 271 00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:55,708 and you'll find 272 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,348 all the information you need to buy this complete set. 273 00:17:59,488 --> 00:17:59,668 Yes. 274 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,768 And if anyone calls you out of the blue, 275 00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:04,308 please feel free to give them your credit card information. 276 00:18:05,228 --> 00:18:07,468 Yes, that's just probably one of our representatives 277 00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:11,208 making sure you don't miss out on this great, great offer. 278 00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:11,808 Yes. 279 00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:13,808 You have to act now. 280 00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:15,128 Or they could be gone. 281 00:18:15,288 --> 00:18:16,368 Oh, we've only got three left. 282 00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:18,748 Oh, and then if you act now, 283 00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:31,548 we'll throw in this commemorative coin of dick van dyke oh richard yep he uh he's kind of like 284 00:18:31,548 --> 00:18:41,508 your king right old people no i think it would be more like i'm thinking about my dad always talks 285 00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:50,368 about like i don't know like who's old dick van dyke okay you win i can't think of anyone else 286 00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:54,348 you can't think of one single other old people but i'm sure you're out there and if you are buy 287 00:18:54,348 --> 00:19:04,068 our thing buy our hip or hippie hippie hippie up uh you're looking a little hippie 288 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,828 not our girl 289 00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:10,888 as always thank you for considering 290 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:14,128 and as always thank you for inventing something 291 00:19:14,128 --> 00:19:15,968 that I want to see people using 292 00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:20,128 there's a lot of comedic effect to a lot of your inventions 293 00:19:20,128 --> 00:19:21,248 and I appreciate that 294 00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:23,028 of course comedic and practical 295 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,728 well of course I mean that goes without saying 296 00:19:25,728 --> 00:19:29,068 that wraps up 297 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:33,008 the invention of the week 298 00:19:33,008 --> 00:19:40,768 oh my gosh i just got an alert our website crashed oh my god with all the people that are going to 299 00:19:40,768 --> 00:19:48,948 to buy a got your back hippie hips don't we told them to go fast it's not it's not our fault we did 300 00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:54,588 warn them uh this is the don't go too fast old people you might trip before you get this yeah 301 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:58,948 and then you'll be face down on the nullium and then how will anyone 302 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,648 how will anyone find you? 303 00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:03,308 They won't. 304 00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:05,088 Your cats will eat your face. 305 00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:06,668 On the other hand, 306 00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:08,308 I don't want you to go fast, 307 00:20:08,348 --> 00:20:09,748 but I also don't recommend procrastination. 308 00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:10,628 So go quickly. 309 00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:11,068 No. 310 00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:12,528 Why don't you have your phone? 311 00:20:13,368 --> 00:20:13,668 Yeah, you idiots. 312 00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:14,348 It should be in your pocket. 313 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:15,828 What are you doing? 314 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,048 Get that giant button phone of yours out 315 00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:20,128 and call now. 316 00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:20,688 Yes. 317 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:22,748 God. 318 00:20:22,748 --> 00:20:25,168 Do we have to do everything for you? 319 00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:25,988 I mean, we will. 320 00:20:25,988 --> 00:20:35,328 but we'd like to not have to god well now i'm angry yeah you know what if there's any cancellations 321 00:20:35,328 --> 00:20:40,368 we'll call you and let you know we're back in stock yeah we don't you don't deserve our product 322 00:20:40,368 --> 00:20:45,748 just kidding that was all a big joke 323 00:20:45,748 --> 00:20:55,088 we love you old people yeah squishy old people um squishy hippie yeah you're squishy you're hippie 324 00:20:55,088 --> 00:21:02,228 him we love you oh no all right well that wraps up the invention of the week all right well i think 325 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:08,828 it is time for our next segment you got the goods kid 326 00:21:08,828 --> 00:21:17,128 kid you've got the goods 327 00:21:17,128 --> 00:21:21,888 i don't know why i thought you were gonna say you got mail 328 00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:25,168 you knew what the name of the segment was 329 00:21:25,168 --> 00:21:25,848 I know I'm stupid 330 00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:28,188 that's okay 331 00:21:28,188 --> 00:21:30,828 I'm not going to reassure you 332 00:21:30,828 --> 00:21:31,128 thank you 333 00:21:31,128 --> 00:21:34,388 alright 334 00:21:34,388 --> 00:21:37,168 in this segment our producer 335 00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:39,328 Joe is going to give me a product 336 00:21:39,328 --> 00:21:40,348 to sell 337 00:21:40,348 --> 00:21:43,168 and I will have to try and sell 338 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,348 Francis on this product 339 00:21:44,348 --> 00:21:45,928 and I'm not in the mood to buy 340 00:21:45,928 --> 00:21:48,188 I know old people made us angry 341 00:21:48,188 --> 00:21:50,368 I'm not in the mood to sell quite frankly 342 00:21:50,368 --> 00:21:51,928 Let's just get this over with. 343 00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:52,468 All right. 344 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:56,988 All right, Jenna, you are selling Avon moisturizer. 345 00:21:57,708 --> 00:21:59,148 Oh, well, that sells itself. 346 00:21:59,748 --> 00:22:09,828 To Francis, who will be the leader of a local group of safari hunters in the Savannah desert. 347 00:22:11,768 --> 00:22:12,908 My dream. 348 00:22:14,328 --> 00:22:15,328 I know. 349 00:22:15,328 --> 00:22:26,308 thank you um mr reginald von fleet thank you so much for taking the time to um 350 00:22:26,308 --> 00:22:32,408 to meet with me today excuse me i can't believe i get to actually meet you in person 351 00:22:32,408 --> 00:22:37,308 i promised my dying wife i'd make time for one salesperson today and i hate salespeople 352 00:22:37,308 --> 00:22:42,168 oh oh well i appreciate that you picked me and i promise i will all change your mind about 353 00:22:42,168 --> 00:22:44,448 salespeople. You're gonna like me by the end of this, 354 00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:44,888 I swear. 355 00:22:46,088 --> 00:22:48,308 Well, you better make it snappy because I have a 356 00:22:48,308 --> 00:22:49,348 rhinoceros to kill. 357 00:22:50,468 --> 00:22:51,708 Oh, I 358 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:53,248 can't wait. 359 00:22:54,368 --> 00:22:54,848 So, 360 00:22:54,848 --> 00:22:57,388 before you go out on 361 00:22:57,388 --> 00:22:58,028 safari, 362 00:22:59,028 --> 00:23:00,588 do you ever think to yourself, 363 00:23:01,408 --> 00:23:02,468 man, I'm dry. 364 00:23:03,728 --> 00:23:04,888 Dry on safari? 365 00:23:05,608 --> 00:23:06,508 I mean, 366 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:08,828 it's in a desert. 367 00:23:09,748 --> 00:23:11,248 No, the African sun 368 00:23:11,248 --> 00:23:13,208 is the wettest sun on earth. 369 00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:17,848 How many times has this happened to you? 370 00:23:18,388 --> 00:23:18,908 Go on. 371 00:23:19,228 --> 00:23:21,268 You've got your elephant gun. 372 00:23:22,048 --> 00:23:23,848 You're in your britches, 373 00:23:24,148 --> 00:23:25,808 the big khaki britches 374 00:23:25,808 --> 00:23:27,668 with the little tent things on the side. 375 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:29,488 Yes, they're called tent bridge. 376 00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:31,728 Yes, tent bridge, yes. 377 00:23:31,728 --> 00:23:34,068 You get them from Kohl's. 378 00:23:36,888 --> 00:23:38,348 Kohl's is such a great store. 379 00:23:38,868 --> 00:23:40,288 It has such a wide variety of products. 380 00:23:40,508 --> 00:23:40,848 It's the best. 381 00:23:41,248 --> 00:23:47,308 What they don't have, though, is something that I can sell you that will help when you're in this scenario. 382 00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:56,848 Do you ever walk around with your safari buddies and you're hunting and you think to yourself, I'm going to get me a croc today? 383 00:23:57,108 --> 00:23:59,088 Yes, yes. Every Tuesday is croc day. 384 00:23:59,328 --> 00:24:04,168 Yes. And you, oh, out there in the distance, you spot one. 385 00:24:05,148 --> 00:24:05,828 Yes, yes. 386 00:24:06,268 --> 00:24:09,228 Oh, it's just sitting there. It's ready for you. 387 00:24:09,228 --> 00:24:10,288 Oh, it wants to be killed. 388 00:24:10,288 --> 00:24:12,548 So you take out your gun. 389 00:24:13,108 --> 00:24:15,468 Your aim is as pure as your heart. 390 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,348 You fire. 391 00:24:18,588 --> 00:24:20,828 And then all of a sudden you hear, 392 00:24:21,368 --> 00:24:21,668 Ah! 393 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,188 Oh no. 394 00:24:26,268 --> 00:24:28,268 You've accidentally shot Jeff. 395 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:32,548 It wasn't a crocodile after all. 396 00:24:32,588 --> 00:24:35,008 It was Jeff with his dry, dry skin. 397 00:24:35,428 --> 00:24:37,908 His scaly, scaly skin. 398 00:24:38,668 --> 00:24:43,448 Oh, if only he had been moisturized, you wouldn't have mistaken him for a crocodile. 399 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:46,828 And you'd still have your friend Jeff to this day. 400 00:24:47,168 --> 00:24:49,448 How many times has that happened to you? 401 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:50,888 So far, none. 402 00:24:51,748 --> 00:24:53,848 But Jeff signed a DNR. 403 00:24:54,568 --> 00:24:55,768 Jeff wants to die. 404 00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:58,208 That's not what a DNR is. 405 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:07,048 So your game is, I need this moisturizer? 406 00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:10,468 So that I don't mistake someone for a crocodile? 407 00:25:11,088 --> 00:25:21,956 That one of the things that it useful for Let me look at this picture of my wife for a moment Susie Look at Susie 408 00:25:23,015 --> 00:25:24,216 Look at how... 409 00:25:24,216 --> 00:25:25,255 Don't talk about Susie. 410 00:25:26,476 --> 00:25:27,216 All right. 411 00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:28,495 I'm willing to give you one more chance. 412 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:29,035 Okay. 413 00:25:29,816 --> 00:25:31,476 Is there anything special about this? 414 00:25:32,336 --> 00:25:34,035 Moisturize your... 415 00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:34,956 Yes. 416 00:25:34,956 --> 00:25:42,076 How many times have you been maybe a few whiskeys in? 417 00:25:42,515 --> 00:25:43,356 You're at the club. 418 00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:44,416 Yes, yes. 419 00:25:44,616 --> 00:25:47,816 And you see a fair young maiden across the bar. 420 00:25:47,936 --> 00:25:48,476 Very maiden. 421 00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:49,396 Yes. 422 00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:56,136 And you think to yourself, my, I think I'd like to make my acquaintance with that fair young maiden. 423 00:25:57,236 --> 00:26:00,275 And so you go over and you approach. 424 00:26:01,035 --> 00:26:02,856 And she giggles. 425 00:26:03,316 --> 00:26:04,775 As maidens do. 426 00:26:04,956 --> 00:26:06,775 Oh, sir. 427 00:26:07,736 --> 00:26:09,795 Why, you look so strong. 428 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:15,376 How was your safari today? 429 00:26:16,856 --> 00:26:17,755 Oh, this is hot. 430 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:18,996 Go on. 431 00:26:19,676 --> 00:26:25,936 Why, I would like to feel your hands upon mine supple face. 432 00:26:26,255 --> 00:26:26,896 My hands? 433 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,096 On your face? 434 00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:28,596 Yes, yes. 435 00:26:28,616 --> 00:26:29,275 Let's do it now. 436 00:26:29,275 --> 00:26:42,596 oh no my face no you ruined my face with your rough rough hands no one will love me now i'm 437 00:26:42,596 --> 00:26:51,236 disfigured i wanted to cheat and so once again you're left with susie because the poor maiden 438 00:26:51,236 --> 00:27:00,316 you've ruined her visage with your rough rough hands how many times has that happened to you 439 00:27:00,316 --> 00:27:09,515 twice i really love to cheat and my wife doesn't let me touch her face with this moisturizer 440 00:27:09,515 --> 00:27:18,275 the ladies will practically throw their faces onto your hand sounds like a slap of sorts 441 00:27:18,275 --> 00:27:27,176 in a way it's a reverse slap that's the face hitting the hand okay well it sounds which is 442 00:27:27,176 --> 00:27:31,275 way sexier than the other way around no i wouldn't i would never want to be caught doing that yeah 443 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:41,156 so as you can see it has moisturizer more ladies more jeff more ladies 444 00:27:41,156 --> 00:27:49,196 hmm hmm let me think about this alone hmm hmm hmm uh did you introduce yourself i'd like to call 445 00:27:49,196 --> 00:27:56,035 you by your first name uh oh no i'm sorry salesman 101 i i missed it don't let this 446 00:27:56,035 --> 00:28:02,755 besmirch the name of other salesmen though uh my name is doug doug the salesman wimper schmidt 447 00:28:02,755 --> 00:28:05,376 Doug Wimper Schmidt 448 00:28:05,376 --> 00:28:07,136 Okay 449 00:28:07,136 --> 00:28:08,416 Hmm 450 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,535 I was liking the product a second 451 00:28:10,535 --> 00:28:11,216 Wimper Schmidt? 452 00:28:12,716 --> 00:28:13,196 Yes 453 00:28:13,196 --> 00:28:14,896 I think you changed that, you know 454 00:28:14,896 --> 00:28:16,936 What? That's the name of my father 455 00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:18,856 I'm a proud Wimper Schmidt 456 00:28:18,856 --> 00:28:20,736 Well, you can pretend to be French 457 00:28:20,736 --> 00:28:21,196 You can be 458 00:28:21,196 --> 00:28:23,356 Wimpyash 459 00:28:23,356 --> 00:28:25,275 Never mind, I've never been to France 460 00:28:25,275 --> 00:28:28,795 It sounds okay, I'll admit 461 00:28:28,795 --> 00:28:31,015 You've really come around 462 00:28:31,015 --> 00:28:33,176 I was going to throw you out on your face. 463 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:37,176 I need a product that has more than just one or two uses. 464 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,755 Tell me about its benefits, its cost. 465 00:28:40,876 --> 00:28:42,176 Does it have purification properties? 466 00:28:43,116 --> 00:28:44,476 Yes, it does. 467 00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:48,856 When you are, as it says in the Bible, 468 00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:56,736 when your skin is moist, your soul is pure. 469 00:28:58,676 --> 00:28:59,836 That's Leviticus. 470 00:28:59,836 --> 00:29:10,116 1291 yes yes i know it well yes my bedtime verse it's purifying for your soul to be moist also 471 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:18,116 have you ever wanted to drive in the carpool lane and you're alone in the car yes every day uh there's 472 00:29:18,116 --> 00:29:25,836 a carpool lane runs all the way through africa and i can never use it oh well the good news is 473 00:29:25,836 --> 00:29:27,496 as you can see from the bottle. 474 00:29:28,576 --> 00:29:29,775 Oh, big. It's a big bottle. 475 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:32,576 It's a big bottle that's shaped like a human man. 476 00:29:34,676 --> 00:29:35,775 Fully to scale. 477 00:29:36,716 --> 00:29:38,355 Wow. Kind of looks like me. 478 00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:42,116 That was no accident, sir. You're quite a handsome fellow. 479 00:29:42,535 --> 00:29:42,916 Doug. 480 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,775 Reginald. May I call you Reginald? 481 00:29:45,956 --> 00:29:46,535 You may. 482 00:29:47,096 --> 00:29:47,696 Thank you. 483 00:29:48,596 --> 00:29:50,256 We designed it after you 484 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:53,855 because there's nothing prouder 485 00:29:53,855 --> 00:29:55,736 and moister 486 00:29:55,736 --> 00:29:58,816 than a Reginald von Fleet. 487 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,076 You've won me over, Doug, 488 00:30:02,376 --> 00:30:02,916 Wimper Schmidt. 489 00:30:03,696 --> 00:30:04,676 Against my better judgment, 490 00:30:05,376 --> 00:30:06,795 we really should thank my wife for this. 491 00:30:07,656 --> 00:30:08,035 Susie? 492 00:30:08,355 --> 00:30:08,656 Yeah. 493 00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:09,476 Is she here? 494 00:30:09,916 --> 00:30:10,535 Yeah, she's here. 495 00:30:10,795 --> 00:30:11,476 Can I thank her? 496 00:30:11,636 --> 00:30:12,116 One minute. 497 00:30:15,876 --> 00:30:17,676 Reggie, who's at the door? 498 00:30:18,156 --> 00:30:19,656 A very moist man, my love. 499 00:30:19,656 --> 00:30:21,535 Oh, do you think 500 00:30:21,535 --> 00:30:23,576 he'll put his hands upon me? 501 00:30:23,576 --> 00:30:24,576 my face. 502 00:30:25,275 --> 00:30:26,436 Doug, you need to leave. 503 00:30:26,876 --> 00:30:28,456 Only I can cheat in this house. 504 00:30:28,676 --> 00:30:29,116 No. 505 00:30:32,076 --> 00:30:33,336 Well, I think I made the sale. 506 00:30:33,855 --> 00:30:34,656 Oh, you made the sale. 507 00:30:35,196 --> 00:30:36,416 No more dead friends 508 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,775 and unlimited 509 00:30:38,775 --> 00:30:40,936 women's faces upon my hand. 510 00:30:41,656 --> 00:30:42,216 Bless you, Doug. 511 00:30:43,096 --> 00:30:45,456 And don't forget, you have to get in places faster 512 00:30:45,456 --> 00:30:46,696 because of that carpool lane. 513 00:30:46,795 --> 00:30:47,275 Oh, that's right. 514 00:30:48,196 --> 00:30:49,196 God bless you. 515 00:30:49,976 --> 00:30:50,676 Thank you. 516 00:30:50,676 --> 00:30:52,795 Now, have I changed your mind? 517 00:30:53,096 --> 00:30:53,396 Yes. 518 00:30:53,576 --> 00:30:54,295 Squirt me, buddy. 519 00:30:59,216 --> 00:30:59,855 Wow. 520 00:31:00,256 --> 00:31:01,076 It burns! 521 00:31:01,676 --> 00:31:02,116 Douglas! 522 00:31:03,055 --> 00:31:03,396 Oh. 523 00:31:03,456 --> 00:31:04,035 Oh, no! 524 00:31:04,436 --> 00:31:05,775 Oh, I'm ugly. 525 00:31:06,136 --> 00:31:07,035 Oh, I'm disfigured. 526 00:31:07,816 --> 00:31:08,696 Ha ha ha ha! 527 00:31:09,196 --> 00:31:12,355 You shot my father on a safari once. 528 00:31:12,596 --> 00:31:13,156 Whippersmith! 529 00:31:13,275 --> 00:31:14,035 I knew it! 530 00:31:14,716 --> 00:31:15,535 Ha ha ha! 531 00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:17,736 My revenge is complete. 532 00:31:18,015 --> 00:31:19,336 Come on, Susie. 533 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:19,855 No. 534 00:31:19,855 --> 00:31:22,656 I'm going with the man who took revenge on you. 535 00:31:22,696 --> 00:31:23,535 I'll kill you, bitch. 536 00:31:23,576 --> 00:31:25,876 Feel my hand upon your face. 537 00:31:27,196 --> 00:31:28,176 I'm a cook. 538 00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:36,015 Wow, I feel like we know exactly how to sell moisturizer. 539 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:37,236 That makes me want to pet an elephant. 540 00:31:38,156 --> 00:31:38,656 Oh, okay. 541 00:31:38,876 --> 00:31:39,956 Should we go to the zoo after this? 542 00:31:39,956 --> 00:31:40,736 Do they have one? 543 00:31:41,636 --> 00:31:41,916 An elephant? 544 00:31:42,176 --> 00:31:43,336 Yeah, they got elephants. 545 00:31:43,716 --> 00:31:44,775 Do they let you pet them? 546 00:31:46,096 --> 00:31:49,216 If they don't, they'll start today. 547 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:50,716 Yeah, we'll just threaten to leave. 548 00:31:50,716 --> 00:31:58,436 uh we'll sneak in oh that works we'll dress we'll dress up we'll dress up like an elephant 549 00:31:58,436 --> 00:32:03,015 what if they put us in there well that's the idea they put us in there and then they're like well 550 00:32:03,015 --> 00:32:09,196 time to go look at the bears now only elephants in there and then we get out of our elephant costume 551 00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:14,636 and then they come back and we're just petting away with our new moisturizer yeah we know they 552 00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:19,236 don't take care of you we'll do it they come back and they don't even recognize the elephants they're 553 00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:28,156 so moist they look like big embryos ew i hope not that's creepy my bad 554 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:41,316 um all right well i think that was a very successful segment you sold me you got the goods kid 555 00:32:41,316 --> 00:32:52,096 now it's time for our final segment 556 00:32:52,096 --> 00:33:00,876 the big question the question is very big 557 00:33:00,876 --> 00:33:05,316 francis i hope you have a big question for me i do have a big question good 558 00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:21,275 uh okay my big my big question is let's say you're in uh king times okay okay and you are a 559 00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:27,656 you're like an advisor to the king or you're like somehow in the king's orbit all right but you're 560 00:33:27,656 --> 00:33:36,275 power hungry yeah yeah you want power yeah how would you overthrow the king and become the king 561 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:45,236 hmm okay so if you overthrow the king it's got to be like a lineage situation and like that's how 562 00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:50,636 kings normally are created right like it's like oh whoever's related to the last king they get to 563 00:33:50,636 --> 00:33:55,436 be the next king so i'm assuming i'm not related no you're not related okay so then this needs to 564 00:33:55,436 --> 00:34:06,336 be a coup by the people the people need to then install me as king okay i would 565 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:19,315 start by first of all flattering the king big time getting making sure that he and i are best 566 00:34:19,315 --> 00:34:25,295 friends um i'm a yes man but like i'm a yes man in the good way where every now and then i throw 567 00:34:25,295 --> 00:34:29,675 in a no so he feels like this is the one that i could trust like you're okay this person's really 568 00:34:29,675 --> 00:34:40,896 helping me yeah um then alternately i would go to the people and i would create some kind of a 569 00:34:40,896 --> 00:34:47,916 problem that would sow dissent among the peasants let's see what kind of a problem would i want to 570 00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:48,756 create. 571 00:34:49,835 --> 00:34:50,876 People love food. 572 00:34:51,835 --> 00:34:53,095 They do love food. 573 00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:54,595 And they hate fleas. 574 00:34:55,916 --> 00:34:57,155 And they hate fleas. 575 00:34:57,216 --> 00:34:57,916 That's just two ideas. 576 00:34:59,236 --> 00:34:59,795 Thank you. 577 00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:03,795 Food fleas. 578 00:35:06,476 --> 00:35:07,675 I would say, 579 00:35:07,876 --> 00:35:09,815 okay, I would tell people that 580 00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,876 the 581 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:13,635 king is trying to 582 00:35:13,635 --> 00:35:15,956 that, did you hear what he's 583 00:35:15,956 --> 00:35:17,795 trying to do? He's trying to 584 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:24,815 take over a little bit of everybody's land by uh he's going to come in and he's going to take a 585 00:35:24,815 --> 00:35:30,236 stake of everybody's land uh even if you just have a little hovel a corner of it will be his 586 00:35:30,236 --> 00:35:38,175 and uh he will come through every day and he will be standing in a corner of your hovel 587 00:35:38,175 --> 00:35:43,155 and you can't do anything about it because he's the king he's the king and he's just taking it 588 00:35:43,155 --> 00:35:49,236 it's like an eminent domain situation this will be like people will be like what okay 589 00:35:49,236 --> 00:35:55,456 fine i guess what are we gonna do he's the king i guess all this land technically belongs to him 590 00:35:55,456 --> 00:36:01,256 or you know so he says it's all his land so then okay fine they're they're all right with that 591 00:36:01,256 --> 00:36:08,775 i tell the king hey the people are disappointed they're not getting enough face time with you i 592 00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:18,916 think to help really sell yourself as a benevolent leader you need to go onto their land get like pay 593 00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:23,736 a little personal visit to everybody and he's kind of insecure but he trusts you he trusts me yeah and 594 00:36:23,736 --> 00:36:29,835 he is a bit he is he's worried that he he wants to be seen as a man of the people like he wants 595 00:36:29,835 --> 00:36:35,376 to be one of those like cool kings that like like the that is beloved he's beloved he like cries at 596 00:36:35,376 --> 00:36:44,615 night imagining that world yes cries with tears of joy yeah um so so that he's like okay yeah 597 00:36:44,615 --> 00:36:51,856 that's a good idea like it's a little like outreach program he doesn't know that the peasants think 598 00:36:51,856 --> 00:36:57,516 that he's taking things from them he thinks this is what they want that he's just going there and 599 00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:02,376 he's giving them all a little face time you know like make them feel important so they do this for 600 00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:07,956 a while the peasants again they're a little annoyed by it but they're fine with it because 601 00:37:07,956 --> 00:37:17,416 it's like well it's his land what are we gonna do after a while i tell the king 602 00:37:17,416 --> 00:37:22,835 they're getting a little too the face time is becoming a little too common now 603 00:37:22,835 --> 00:37:26,916 what they really want 604 00:37:26,916 --> 00:37:30,216 is close-up magic 605 00:37:30,216 --> 00:37:34,815 They want to be entertained. 606 00:37:34,815 --> 00:37:35,115 Yeah. 607 00:37:35,115 --> 00:37:35,456 Right? 608 00:37:35,976 --> 00:37:39,056 So I recommend close-up magic. 609 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:43,775 And the king is like, whoa, what were you a jester in another life? 610 00:37:43,876 --> 00:37:45,496 Hello, this is a great idea. 611 00:37:45,716 --> 00:37:59,243 Because then they love me even more because I bringing them joy in the middle of their farming slash play game But it looks like he just rubbing it in Well then here the thing So I go to the people 612 00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:02,163 Before he starts his little magic campaign, 613 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:03,563 I tell the people, 614 00:38:03,743 --> 00:38:07,403 I'm a little worried the king is possessed. 615 00:38:08,663 --> 00:38:09,223 Oh. 616 00:38:10,143 --> 00:38:12,203 And I'm worried. 617 00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:16,183 I was like that he, something is going on. 618 00:38:16,603 --> 00:38:18,463 There might be something dark in him. 619 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:21,123 and then just like, 620 00:38:21,203 --> 00:38:22,223 and if that's the case, 621 00:38:22,543 --> 00:38:24,823 then he's no longer the king, 622 00:38:25,443 --> 00:38:25,743 right? 623 00:38:26,403 --> 00:38:26,883 Right. 624 00:38:26,983 --> 00:38:28,623 Because something's possessed him. 625 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,583 He's no longer himself. 626 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:30,503 And it's not coming from you. 627 00:38:30,943 --> 00:38:32,023 No, that's just law. 628 00:38:32,163 --> 00:38:33,083 That is just law. 629 00:38:33,183 --> 00:38:33,803 If you're possessed, 630 00:38:33,903 --> 00:38:34,923 that's not you anymore. 631 00:38:34,983 --> 00:38:35,943 Yeah, that's implied 632 00:38:35,943 --> 00:38:37,883 in every civilization ever. 633 00:38:38,203 --> 00:38:38,543 Yes. 634 00:38:38,743 --> 00:38:39,043 I mean, 635 00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:41,083 and that's why demons possess people. 636 00:38:41,523 --> 00:38:41,923 To be king. 637 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:43,623 Well, and just to be, 638 00:38:43,783 --> 00:38:44,623 you know, to take over. 639 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:44,943 Right. 640 00:38:45,043 --> 00:38:46,043 What else is there to do? 641 00:38:46,203 --> 00:38:47,483 They're not like possessing you 642 00:38:47,483 --> 00:38:48,743 and then just sitting quietly back 643 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,143 and just like watching and observing. 644 00:38:50,283 --> 00:38:51,103 No, they want to do stuff. 645 00:38:51,243 --> 00:38:51,803 They want to do stuff. 646 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:52,543 They want to take over. 647 00:38:52,943 --> 00:38:53,183 Right. 648 00:38:53,443 --> 00:38:54,563 So everybody knows this. 649 00:38:55,523 --> 00:38:55,823 Right. 650 00:38:55,903 --> 00:38:58,963 And it's like, but you can't confront him on it 651 00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:00,883 because that's like law of demonology. 652 00:39:00,883 --> 00:39:04,463 Like you need to be a special clergy to interfere. 653 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,323 So it's like, I'm a little worried about this. 654 00:39:06,923 --> 00:39:08,743 Just let me know if you see any signs. 655 00:39:09,443 --> 00:39:09,743 Right. 656 00:39:10,503 --> 00:39:13,463 So the king's making his rounds every day 657 00:39:13,463 --> 00:39:17,323 and then he starts pulling a coin 658 00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:26,563 from behind a little boy's ear and everyone's freaked out or you know like uh oh no oh he's 659 00:39:26,563 --> 00:39:32,223 oh look he's just pulling the handkerchief after handkerchief out of his sleeve where are they all 660 00:39:32,223 --> 00:39:39,263 coming from how come it's an endless supply of handkerchiefs eventually the villagers are so 661 00:39:39,263 --> 00:39:46,243 freaked out the king is it he's back i tell him take a night off he's back in his room 662 00:39:46,243 --> 00:39:54,123 imagining how much they must love him crying oh yeah he's crying right he's loving it he's like 663 00:39:54,123 --> 00:40:00,543 you're gonna be the god in history is the most amazing king ever they're gonna write sonnets 664 00:40:00,543 --> 00:40:08,263 about you and make a statue out of you meanwhile i've i've gone to the villagers and i've said 665 00:40:08,263 --> 00:40:13,043 like hey how's it going how how's how is everybody doing let's just have a little town hall and rap 666 00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:14,403 with each other, you know? 667 00:40:14,923 --> 00:40:17,363 This is just a catch-up, just to see how everyone's doing. 668 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:18,903 And then now they're like, 669 00:40:19,323 --> 00:40:20,763 oh my God, you were right. 670 00:40:21,683 --> 00:40:22,883 Something is going on. 671 00:40:23,803 --> 00:40:24,483 Look at this, 672 00:40:24,483 --> 00:40:27,383 look at this quarter he pulled from my son's ear. 673 00:40:27,803 --> 00:40:28,103 Ah! 674 00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:30,583 Okay? 675 00:40:31,383 --> 00:40:33,003 And then I'm like, oh my God, 676 00:40:33,383 --> 00:40:35,123 he's no longer himself anymore. 677 00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:36,263 I can't believe it. 678 00:40:37,623 --> 00:40:37,803 I, 679 00:40:38,423 --> 00:40:41,163 we're gonna have to do something immediately. 680 00:40:41,463 --> 00:40:42,623 Quick, come with me. 681 00:40:43,043 --> 00:40:45,143 Then we all storm the castle. 682 00:40:46,543 --> 00:40:48,683 We sadly have to kill the king. 683 00:40:48,843 --> 00:40:49,403 It had to be done. 684 00:40:49,563 --> 00:40:50,103 It had to be done. 685 00:40:50,163 --> 00:40:51,503 That's the only good way. 686 00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:53,163 You could have had Black Plague for all we know. 687 00:40:53,863 --> 00:40:54,163 Yeah. 688 00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:55,663 Demon Plague. 689 00:40:55,663 --> 00:40:56,003 I know. 690 00:40:56,243 --> 00:40:56,943 Demon Plague. 691 00:40:57,563 --> 00:40:59,403 So then they kill the king. 692 00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:02,983 And then I'm like, you guys, that was so, you did such a good job. 693 00:41:04,243 --> 00:41:06,143 Oh, man, but we don't have a king now. 694 00:41:06,243 --> 00:41:09,723 I'm just going to put this king's robe on so it doesn't touch the floor. 695 00:41:09,723 --> 00:41:13,783 and and and then they're gonna be looking at me like kind of funny and they're like 696 00:41:13,783 --> 00:41:15,663 purple looks pretty good on you 697 00:41:15,663 --> 00:41:26,243 and you handled that with aplomb and i could see it like i could see it start like you i'm looking 698 00:41:26,243 --> 00:41:29,963 in their eyes and i don't want to push anything no no this is delicate but i can see the synapses 699 00:41:29,963 --> 00:41:37,203 in their in their brain are firing and then you pick up the scepter and then and then i'm like oh 700 00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:42,843 shoot this was on the ground oh no here and then and then i'm holding it and then um and then i i 701 00:41:42,843 --> 00:41:50,243 trip on the robe and then i as i fall my head lands directly on the crown and then i stand back 702 00:41:50,243 --> 00:41:55,283 up and then suddenly i'm holding and they're like and then the people are all like you just gave me 703 00:41:55,283 --> 00:42:00,623 a really good idea for who could be king and you're still like huh oh who is it i can't wait 704 00:42:00,623 --> 00:42:08,283 to find out what you mean booze and then they go you and i go no and then i feign humility for a 705 00:42:08,283 --> 00:42:14,883 little bit i can't i'm a servant no no no i'm here to serve you the people and then they're like see 706 00:42:14,883 --> 00:42:20,763 just because you don't want it that means you should have it and then i finally after some 707 00:42:20,763 --> 00:42:28,183 prodding i go all right if you want and then and somewhere far in the back it's my king yep 708 00:42:28,183 --> 00:42:34,883 and then they all chant my name which is jenna 709 00:42:34,883 --> 00:42:44,503 king jenna love it yeah and yeah i think that would work actually thank you people love to be 710 00:42:44,503 --> 00:42:49,243 deceived and except for the king dying at the end it's mostly non-violent well he was gonna die 711 00:42:49,243 --> 00:42:55,923 anyway and kings do die by violence it's kind of their lot in life yeah maybe you don't do magic 712 00:42:55,923 --> 00:43:01,423 yeah yeah yeah don't do magic kings kings if you're listening and we know you are 713 00:43:01,423 --> 00:43:08,523 word of warning don't do magic it'll freak out your subjects and your purple coat will go to 714 00:43:08,523 --> 00:43:13,263 someone else yep it doesn't matter how good you look in purple someone else looks good in purple 715 00:43:13,263 --> 00:43:20,883 too yeah anyway so that's how i do it thank you that's brilliant thanks is it cool if i take that 716 00:43:20,883 --> 00:43:27,123 idea if it ever comes up sure thanks and then i'll just do it again to you if i ever want to be king 717 00:43:27,123 --> 00:43:33,083 okay i'll forget all about it though that's the beauty of this plan is that it uh immediately your 718 00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:39,703 your memory slate is wiped clean once you take control of the throne oh yeah you forget how you 719 00:43:39,703 --> 00:43:46,803 does that yeah yeah did you have a way of doing it um that's better than mine i didn't really have 720 00:43:46,803 --> 00:43:52,603 everything solid i was just gonna maybe i just need to really reflect because i was just gonna 721 00:43:52,603 --> 00:44:01,123 sleep with the king and then he just give it to you well if if we marry and then he dies 722 00:44:01,123 --> 00:44:04,743 i'm the king i think that makes you the queen 723 00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:15,823 um no because in this medieval society people love gay kings 724 00:44:15,823 --> 00:44:24,023 oh yeah it's a sign of it's an enlightened medieval society yeah they're like wow okay 725 00:44:24,023 --> 00:44:28,343 so i would probably i'd fright feed him a bunch of stimulants and then 726 00:44:28,343 --> 00:44:37,343 you know and then he would his heart would pop and then of course i'd be like oh no my king 727 00:44:37,343 --> 00:44:45,663 my king but i've got the ring well there's a king ring yeah the king 728 00:44:45,663 --> 00:44:46,363 puts it on you. 729 00:44:47,443 --> 00:44:47,783 Oh, 730 00:44:48,043 --> 00:44:48,243 oh, 731 00:44:48,343 --> 00:44:49,223 you're reading like your wedding. 732 00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:49,403 Yeah, 733 00:44:49,443 --> 00:44:49,683 like here, 734 00:44:49,763 --> 00:44:50,123 don't worry, 735 00:44:50,183 --> 00:44:50,903 this is all legit. 736 00:44:51,443 --> 00:44:52,523 And then I throw his body 737 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:53,143 over the balcony 738 00:44:53,143 --> 00:44:55,163 so the people could mourn 739 00:44:55,163 --> 00:44:56,563 his now shattered corpse. 740 00:45:00,163 --> 00:45:01,003 And that's it. 741 00:45:01,383 --> 00:45:01,743 Okay. 742 00:45:02,303 --> 00:45:02,623 Here, 743 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:03,743 mourn him. 744 00:45:04,383 --> 00:45:05,863 Get the shit out of my room. 745 00:45:08,263 --> 00:45:09,543 I think both of our plans 746 00:45:09,543 --> 00:45:09,983 would work. 747 00:45:09,983 --> 00:45:11,983 I look forward to... 748 00:45:12,603 --> 00:45:13,863 We'll do it in competing villages 749 00:45:13,863 --> 00:45:15,043 and we'll see. 750 00:45:15,663 --> 00:45:16,143 Okay. 751 00:45:16,263 --> 00:45:16,723 How it goes. 752 00:45:16,843 --> 00:45:17,363 I like that. 753 00:45:17,403 --> 00:45:17,543 Yeah. 754 00:45:18,003 --> 00:45:18,283 Yeah. 755 00:45:19,003 --> 00:45:20,643 We'll see if our villages are friends. 756 00:45:21,363 --> 00:45:22,083 We'll make them friends. 757 00:45:22,383 --> 00:45:25,303 Also, once again, lots of sirens in the background. 758 00:45:25,303 --> 00:45:26,803 I don't know what is going on. 759 00:45:27,303 --> 00:45:28,303 We could be in a coma. 760 00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:30,023 And this could be a dream. 761 00:45:30,683 --> 00:45:31,843 Oh, interesting. 762 00:45:32,723 --> 00:45:33,183 Me too. 763 00:45:33,223 --> 00:45:34,023 That would be a fun little coma. 764 00:45:34,323 --> 00:45:34,543 Yeah. 765 00:45:34,803 --> 00:45:35,203 Oh, God. 766 00:45:36,203 --> 00:45:38,963 I hope I'm in a coma forever with you guys. 767 00:45:39,483 --> 00:45:39,883 Aw. 768 00:45:40,823 --> 00:45:41,423 Thank you. 769 00:45:42,343 --> 00:45:43,803 What if you are and I don't exist? 770 00:45:44,123 --> 00:45:44,923 You just made me up. 771 00:45:44,923 --> 00:45:46,443 Oh, then I really don't want to wake up. 772 00:45:47,063 --> 00:45:47,463 Aw. 773 00:45:47,783 --> 00:45:49,363 What fresh hell would my life be? 774 00:45:50,183 --> 00:45:50,903 That's really sweet. 775 00:45:51,263 --> 00:45:52,043 This is all true. 776 00:45:54,483 --> 00:45:58,363 Listeners, if you're in a coma, and we know you are, don't wake up. 777 00:45:58,683 --> 00:45:59,403 Just don't do it. 778 00:45:59,503 --> 00:45:59,683 Stay asleep. 779 00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:01,143 What's so good about being awake? 780 00:46:01,723 --> 00:46:01,923 Nothing. 781 00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:04,863 Why am I fat in my coma? 782 00:46:06,123 --> 00:46:06,763 You're not. 783 00:46:07,203 --> 00:46:10,323 Oh, maybe it's so that I keep believing it's a coma, so I don't question it. 784 00:46:10,323 --> 00:46:12,763 It's like a touchstone, like a touchpoint or whatever? 785 00:46:12,763 --> 00:46:14,783 Yeah, it's like this is a fact he identifies with. 786 00:46:14,923 --> 00:46:21,823 well listeners if you have a different way of how you overthrow the king let us know you can either 787 00:46:21,823 --> 00:46:29,743 go to our website very fine friends.com or follow us across all social media at very fine friends 788 00:46:29,743 --> 00:46:40,143 that wraps up the big question the big question wow time for one more thing the big thing the fun 789 00:46:40,143 --> 00:46:47,023 thing so our secret words now listeners something that we did not clarify we've added a new wrinkle 790 00:46:47,023 --> 00:46:56,503 to the secret words we now also have decoy words so if one of so we have a fake we have the real 791 00:46:56,503 --> 00:47:03,423 secret word and we have a fake secret word if we can get the person to guess our fake secret word 792 00:47:03,423 --> 00:47:09,383 we get a point we get point i think we'll get two points for that too because right now as it stands 793 00:47:09,383 --> 00:47:16,183 if you guess somebody's secret word you get two points for that oh because it it should count more 794 00:47:16,183 --> 00:47:20,663 yeah yeah because you still get a point for saying it yeah i know that we had some confusion about the 795 00:47:20,663 --> 00:47:24,523 scoring system on the last one yeah if you say your secret word no matter what you get a point 796 00:47:24,523 --> 00:47:29,443 but if your secret word gets guessed the guesser gets two points to help cancel that out yeah 797 00:47:29,443 --> 00:47:35,703 makes sense um so also if you get someone to guess your secret word or you're not your decoy word 798 00:47:35,703 --> 00:47:42,523 you get two points okay so do you have guesses i know i saw you writing things down i have one 799 00:47:42,523 --> 00:47:47,823 guess for what your word is okay okay was your secret word hullabaloo it was not i saw you write 800 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:55,203 that down was that your decoy word nope thank god thank god was uh did you say town hall 801 00:47:55,203 --> 00:48:03,763 i did that's not your word though nope okay when did you say it uh i said it in the invention 802 00:48:03,763 --> 00:48:05,143 invention of the week. 803 00:48:05,703 --> 00:48:05,963 Well, 804 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:06,583 all right. 805 00:48:06,703 --> 00:48:07,363 Didn't get it, 806 00:48:07,863 --> 00:48:08,983 but I might get some points here. 807 00:48:10,023 --> 00:48:10,203 Yeah, 808 00:48:10,223 --> 00:48:10,943 you might still. 809 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:12,823 Um, 810 00:48:13,183 --> 00:48:17,983 my secret word was procrastination. 811 00:48:19,283 --> 00:48:19,903 Good one. 812 00:48:20,643 --> 00:48:20,883 Yeah. 813 00:48:20,963 --> 00:48:22,123 I said that the old people, 814 00:48:22,343 --> 00:48:23,623 they shouldn't go too fast, 815 00:48:23,623 --> 00:48:26,423 but I don't encourage procrastination either. 816 00:48:27,023 --> 00:48:28,103 That worked out really well. 817 00:48:28,243 --> 00:48:28,443 Yeah. 818 00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:29,683 And I'm not mad at myself. 819 00:48:30,163 --> 00:48:31,783 Do you want to know what my decoy word was? 820 00:48:31,863 --> 00:48:32,043 Yeah. 821 00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:33,483 Synapses. 822 00:48:33,763 --> 00:48:39,903 oh i'm glad i didn't say that i thought you i i really tried to like put it in an awkward context 823 00:48:39,903 --> 00:48:44,483 but it worked though i said the villagers i was a little too good with it yeah you also you were 824 00:48:44,483 --> 00:48:51,603 like oh i see there's synapses uh like you paused which made it like stand out synapses um fiery 825 00:48:51,603 --> 00:48:56,623 to help highlight it didn't work though you want to know my secret word or maybe oh well we haven't 826 00:48:56,623 --> 00:48:57,843 I have to guess. 827 00:48:58,023 --> 00:48:59,063 I almost gave the cow away. 828 00:49:00,523 --> 00:49:04,963 Is your secret word embryos? 829 00:49:06,203 --> 00:49:07,723 No, but I knew you were going to guess that. 830 00:49:08,243 --> 00:49:10,663 Is your secret word linoleum? 831 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:11,703 No. 832 00:49:12,023 --> 00:49:13,483 Old people do have linoleum. 833 00:49:13,543 --> 00:49:16,423 I know they do, but you had a weird look on your face when you said it. 834 00:49:16,703 --> 00:49:18,583 I think maybe because you slightly mispronounced it. 835 00:49:18,943 --> 00:49:20,203 Yeah, I tripped on that one. 836 00:49:20,203 --> 00:49:21,023 Yeah, but. 837 00:49:22,383 --> 00:49:25,603 Which the old people won't be doing with their hippie. 838 00:49:25,903 --> 00:49:26,503 That's right. 839 00:49:27,303 --> 00:49:28,083 Thanks, Suze. 840 00:49:29,403 --> 00:49:30,303 Anytime, Reggie. 841 00:49:30,663 --> 00:49:31,983 Anytime, Reggie. 842 00:49:33,803 --> 00:49:34,803 Do you have another one? 843 00:49:36,123 --> 00:49:37,883 I wrote down one more. 844 00:49:38,203 --> 00:49:38,763 Let's hear it. 845 00:49:39,343 --> 00:49:39,783 Stimulants. 846 00:49:40,383 --> 00:49:40,663 No. 847 00:49:40,963 --> 00:49:41,263 Okay. 848 00:49:41,363 --> 00:49:43,043 Darn, I really thought you were going to say my decoy word. 849 00:49:43,163 --> 00:49:43,563 Oh. 850 00:49:43,803 --> 00:49:45,663 So my decoy word was cancellations. 851 00:49:47,383 --> 00:49:47,823 Oh. 852 00:49:48,643 --> 00:49:50,523 Okay, you said that in Invention of the Week. 853 00:49:50,543 --> 00:49:50,903 I did. 854 00:49:50,903 --> 00:49:53,363 And then my real word was purification. 855 00:49:54,623 --> 00:49:55,063 Oh. 856 00:49:55,803 --> 00:49:56,323 Okay. 857 00:49:56,623 --> 00:50:02,243 because of the moisturizer yeah no i just took that in stride 858 00:50:02,243 --> 00:50:12,043 well another week of this very impressive secret word game we play yep we are very impressive 859 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:18,923 that's it that's another episode thanks for listening bye 860 00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:27,123 you