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I had this experience up in Flagstaff one new year and we were, it was bitterly cold.

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And I remember because I like holy jeans were in fashion.

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So like my knees were exposed and they were like frigid.

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And so we all went out, we're drinking all night or whatever.

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And then it was time to like go elsewhere, like go to like Denny's or something to like,

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you know, de-drunkify.

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And their cabs were like hard to find.

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and this cab pulled up

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and we were not, it wasn't like not our cab.

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It was just like, it was there for anyone

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but we were not the first people in line.

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And these like poor, sweet, like very cold, like co-eds

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were like going toward the cab

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and we, my friend walked, we walked up to it

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and my friend like goes, oh, sorry, this is our cab.

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Even though it wasn't.

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And the girls were like, oh, please.

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Oh, please.

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Please, sir.

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May I have this cab?

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My friend was like, sorry.

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And we all go ahead and stole the cab.

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And so anyway, we go out to Denny's, whatever.

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At the end of the night, we call a cab to take us to our final destination.

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And our friend got to sit in the front seat with the cab driver because it was a full cab.

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And he was talking about his whole life and his son.

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And all of a sudden, he started talking about how his son...

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Oh, he introduced himself.

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I feel like I'm going to tell you...

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Should I tell you his real name?

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he's probably

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he's listening

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yeah

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he'll appreciate

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well

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he'll appreciate

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that you remember this

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and there's a lot of them

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out there

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so

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okay yeah

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this story may or may not be true

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okay

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all characters in this story

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are not based on anyone real

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there

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his name was Foy

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Foy?

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Foy

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F-O-Y

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anyway so

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it's important to the story

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so his name is Foy

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and he introduces himself

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and luckily

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we're kind of spared in the back

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because he's talking to the girl

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in the front

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so we're all like

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thank god

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and so he's talking about

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his whole life sentence

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and um

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interesting phraseology

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is it?

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this whole life sentence

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did I say that?

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yeah you did

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like it's jail

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you don't want to know

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about the prison

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that is Foy's life

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for real

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because he started talking

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and he goes

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oh and then I found out

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my son's on Crank

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oh

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and my friend in the front

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who was still joking

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didn't know what to say

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and she goes

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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Crank Foy?

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oh good times

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happy new year happy new year very fine friends welcome

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it's

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2026

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wow

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happy new year

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should we all do a simultaneous gulp for the listeners

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yes we have champagne

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we're toasting

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clink

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here I'm going

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okay

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refreshing

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smooth

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Tastes like 2026.

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Tastes like foy.

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Well, happy new year.

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I'm excited to be celebrating the new year with you, Francis.

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Me too.

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You know, if I could just say, I think that our friendship is the equivalent of golden specked goggles made in the shape of a year.

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Oh, okay.

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Very festive.

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oh at first i thought you meant or thought you said made in the shape of an ear

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i love to listen to you year right okay new year's goggles um yeah uh with new year's goggles do you

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ever think um however makes those like like there's some years that are hard to make into

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glasses because they don't have the round

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they don't have like the

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numbers for it you know what I'm talking about

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yeah but if they ever have a hard time

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they'll just call in a higher expert

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well see that's the thing I wonder if like whoever is

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responsible for that if it's like

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the guy that had

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to do it in the year 2011

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was he just like fuck

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what do I do

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yeah like he spent all

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year trying to figure this problem out

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yeah I think

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I think I just figured it out

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If you have weird ones, you just keep the shape of glasses and put the numbers around where the glasses circles go.

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Well, but then ever since the millennium, it's like there's going to be a zero where your right eye is.

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That's a natural glasses shape.

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Why not write about the brown line?

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Just in a single straight line.

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Like a yuna brow?

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That looks like someone wrote it on you.

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you know while you were sleeping

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that could be good

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yeah okay

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I'll take this offline

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anyway

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yeah well

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I'm glad that our glasses

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our friendship is like those glasses

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the gold flecked ones

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specifically

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and our friendship is like confetti slow motion

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falling from the ceiling when someone pulls the

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string oh nice

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and we don't have to clean it up

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even better

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and it doesn't stick to us unless we want it to.

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It's like that scene in Big Fish where the popcorn's standing still

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while he walks through and when he touches it, it falls to the ground.

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Her name was Sandra Templeton.

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I saw that movie once.

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I should watch it again.

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You should. We should watch it together.

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Sure.

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That line is real.

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I believe you.

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You sounded like Billy Crudup when you said it.

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He's not the one who said it.

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But that's how you sounded.

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Sorry.

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I was being sincere.

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We're recounting the movie.

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No, it was Ewan McGregor, right?

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Yeah, Ewan McGregor.

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Is Billy Crudup in it?

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I think so.

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Okay.

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She's my girl.

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Okay.

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Oh, I wish the listeners knew.

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Sorry, listeners.

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Some stories stay within the family, outside of the pod.

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Well, I have to say, I'm excited for 2026, but I...

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You laugh at that?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I was thinking about my secret word.

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I enjoyed 2025 quite a bit, though.

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I had a fun year.

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You did?

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I did.

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I enjoyed it.

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That's good.

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Yeah, it is good.

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What's your favorite part?

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We started a podcast, Frances.

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It's the highlight of my year, too.

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Yeah.

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it's it's been a fun ride nope not this year put that gun down i have something to do

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um yeah that's great and everyone i've ever talked to listeners i know that they're they'll

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all agree with me um whenever i have someone new listen to the podcast that i tell them about it

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they all say the same thing what's that oh my god jenna's voice is like radio quality that's so nice

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I'm like I know right and they're like oh yours too

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and I'm like shut up

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I know where the talent is

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that's nice of them

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cause like I think everybody on the planet

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I'm not a fan of my own voice so

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it's like you know

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when you hear yourself back and you're like

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oh I know I'm like

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hey it's Francis give me a call and then I hear it

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and it's like hey girl

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it's Francis

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what up bitch

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I like girl stuff

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it's like the phone filter we invented yeah it's taken off by the way

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yeah everyone's using it i don't know who's who i'm talking to

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um well i'm excited because we're about and listeners you should be excited too

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it's time for the inaugural 2026 invention of the week

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inventions.

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Yeah, very good.

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Okay, so

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this is

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to start the year off right,

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I think we can all agree.

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I think I do.

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I think I do.

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Your honor.

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Governor.

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What am I doing?

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Southern lawyer.

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Yes, me.

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Southern Francis.

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JD.

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So, we all want love.

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Sure.

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Or physical attention.

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Sure.

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So, this week's invention is pretty good.

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Mmm, nice.

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You know how people want love?

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I do know that.

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Off to a good start.

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You know how it's hard to trust?

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I do know that.

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What if there was a way that you could get testimonials about the people that you were going to be dating and or dating?

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Here's the invention.

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It is a proprietary app that is unlike anything you've seen before.

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Ooh, okay.

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It's not a Facebook thing.

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It isn't Hinge, whatever, whatever, whatever.

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Here's what it is.

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You ready?

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Yes.

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Okay, I'll tell you.

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It is an app where you make an account.

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So far, it's like other apps.

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So far.

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No, I was going to say, this is already blowing me away.

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Okay, great.

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So, so far.

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Why did I say that?

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Because of the champagne.

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The two sips of champagne.

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I am like a light head.

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So, hear me out.

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You make your account.

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And other people make their accounts.

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And they answer their questions or whatever, whatever.

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we verify certain information about you so like you're gonna have to upload your

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id or show your id to like a real person we like verify your height and all that stuff

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you talk about your interests your physical type whatever whatever we do your mattress whatever

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whatever you go on dates and people rank you based on different things so it's like okay we

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Maybe it didn't work out.

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But here's some information about the person.

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You know?

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About their sense of humor.

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About their conversation style.

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If they were an engaging person.

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If they give you the heebie-jeebies.

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All sorts of stuff.

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But you don't get to see the rating of yourself.

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Because we don't want them to know, oh, that Chelsea, who I just went out with, and who I know where she lives, she said that?

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I'm getting back in the car.

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You know we want to prevent that.

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So it's like, you don't get to see your own rating.

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Which I think inspires you to be better.

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Because you don't really know what people are saying.

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So when you go out with someone, here's where it gets cool.

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Here's where it gets fresh.

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You, okay, let's say, Jenna, you and I are going on a date.

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Okay, don't tempt me with a good time.

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I invent this whole app around what I really wanted.

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Juby for Christmas.

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Anyway, so we go on a date.

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we meet up we have to touch our phones okay and it clinks it doesn't clink it beeps okay as phones

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do maybe with a clinking noise okay and um it confirms that we are who we say we are like it's

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our phone right okay then we go on our date and then we can rank each other later after the date

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and this is great because it shows if you're gonna get a ranking people are gonna know like oh

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nine out of ten times

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Francis has to split the check.

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Hmm.

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Maybe I don't want to go on another date with him.

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You know?

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That sort of thing.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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And there's one more piece.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Good.

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You know sometimes you don't want to date

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but you still don't want to be alone?

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Yeah.

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Sure.

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It's also for that

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because there's also rankings on that

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and you could go to

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health centers and get tested and that information can be visible in the app so it's like oh good

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good look at you you good me good we good you know so it gives you a little bit of peace of mind

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and you can see when it last happened okay um here's my thought on this just one well i have a

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you. My initial thought is if you went out on a date with somebody and you didn't click with them

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and the conversation was like, if someone said sense of humor, not so great or whatever,

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sometimes you just don't click. I mean, cause if you're not going on a date with them again,

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by default, that means they didn't like you that much. So by default, these ratings are

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going to be negative ratings because if you're going to continue to date somebody

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they're going to be higher ratings in which case the ratings are going to be useless because you're

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going to be continuing to date this person well i've been on dates where i actually like the person

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but we didn't have chemistry and like i still thought they were a fine person but they just

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weren't for me and when i talk about like oh sense of humor i'm not saying like oh they had it or they

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didn't i'd be like oh they're dry or they're they're sarcastic or they're witty or whatever

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You know what I mean?

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So it's about like showing other people what they're getting themselves into.

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So over time, you're building like a profile.

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But don't you, wouldn't you be worried that someone's being vindictive?

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Like they would deliberately rate you poorly as a way to punish you?

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You can.

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I'm just seeing an app full of people rated two stars or something.

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is this only with like first second third dates or like longer term relationships i think

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i think there's a place for that joe because sometimes problems don't come up till later

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and you want to like be like oh yeah um this happened you know what i mean well that's what

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i'm wondering similar to jenna's point about there being a lot of vindictive reviews well you you'll

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know right so like here's my thing let's say i'm francis which i am which is good news makes

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the scenario really easy makes our whole relationship based on the truth okay

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so let's say i'm me okay and um you know i'm dating i'm having fun maybe i'm in a six month

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relationship and i get out of it the people who do the rating they're going to be able to be like

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oh how long did you see this person and they could be like you know one to three dates six months or

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whatever years.

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So people will be able to like,

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can you look at a review and you read a review and someone's like,

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and it's just,

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you're like,

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okay,

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you're just disgruntled.

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Like it's obvious to me as someone who doesn't know you.

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Yeah.

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You're just mad.

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Like some of my reviews that I've left years later,

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I'm like,

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Oh,

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I really called you mama June.

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My bad.

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Um,

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you know what I mean?

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So like some of that will be obvious and you can,

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you can put in a request to have them reviewed and and put into like not recommended reviews or the app has little faith in this review You know Like you can put your side of the story but you don know

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But you don't know who rated you what.

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Well, sometimes, I think you will if it's, I did this person for six months and he's a

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bastard!

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You'd be like, hey, Linda.

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um also wouldn't you need a i mean but with this a ranking system like this or a rating system like

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this the more data you have the better right because it gives you a one star one one star

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review when one five star review doesn't tell you anything yeah you need 50 varied reviews to get

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like an accurate picture of i think five is a good place to start but then people you're like

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gonna have to go on at least five dates yeah before a rating system i mean don't a lot of

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people are dating so they don't they find one person and then don't date anymore things are

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tough let me tell you most people date and it takes a lot of going through different people

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what if this app creates stigma against like the new generation of like 17 18 year olds that are

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just starting to date and have never dated before like if they're trying to date someone older and

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then they're like oh you have no experience like never mind like a credit score yeah like

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everyone will understand that this is new and evolving technology and is free at first

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while we work the bugs out and it becomes ingrained in our culture.

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You're right.

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If there's one group of people that I think of as very understanding and compassionate,

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it's the people that online date and meet through apps.

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It's because of their high libido.

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It makes them very understanding.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I do think, well, okay.

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isn't which of the apps is a bumble the one that you can only be matched like with friends of

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friends or like facebook friends or no bumble's the one where the girl has to initiate uh what am

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i thinking of yeah unless you're gay and it's like do what you want um what uh what am i thinking of

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is that hint is hinge there was one that that was like basically you hooked up you like set up your

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Facebook account and it could only be like

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you could only get matched with people that were

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connected to your connections.

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So it could be like your friend

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maybe that's Hinge?

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Anyway, I don't know.

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Ooh, great.

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You just really inspired me.

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A side app

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where

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people recommend their friends.

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I see.

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This I see way better

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as having your friends give you

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like endorsements um like reviews from friends right then a person with a whole bunch of positive

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reviews it's like well at least they've got a bunch of friends yeah at least they've got a

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bunch of people that are at least willing to lie for them even if right stuff isn't the truth

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i mean we have friends that have done um things where it's like they go to a bar and like another

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friend it's like like a singles meetup thing and like another friend will give a presentation

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about why you should date with like a slideshow with like a slideshow and stuff like here's my

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friend here's why you should date her um i'll tell you it's always a her no we have friends

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almost uh well off pod i'll tell you who it is um but i mean like that's a very good like those

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are good endorsements i would never trust like oh a stranger that went on a date with this person

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and then didn't want to go out with them again.

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I mean, you'd want to hear the terrible things,

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like he ordered the lobster, I ordered a salad,

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and he's like, we'll go splitsies on this, right?

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Or something like that would be annoying,

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and you'd want to know that.

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But I think it would become an app for simply negative reviews,

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which would be fun to look at.

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I don't know how it would be helpful.

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People wouldn't want to be on there.

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yeah go on well google google reviews people go on there when they're happy they go on there when

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they're upset they go on there when they get a coupon yeah no but google reviews people go on

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there and when they're happy and then they can still return to whatever they're happy about

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i also i know a lot of girls who view not having social media as a red flag for a guy and i just

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see a bunch of normal actually cool guys getting turned down by girls because they don't have this

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app then the girl just assumes that there's something wrong with them oh they'll get the

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app because everyone wants to know people are verified so this sounds like a social credit

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program that you're mandating yeah yeah well i didn't want to use those words but yeah that's

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what i was thinking too and if your score drops low enough you're not allowed into certain restaurants

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you're not allowed to live in a certain part of town so francis this is actually a black mirror

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episode yeah you just invented the chinese communist party chinese communist party if

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you're listening and we know you are well we know some of you are if you have a good credit score

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you are um okay look i like the idea of a dating app i like it more if it's reviews from friends

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yeah i like that too okay are you just saying that so you can get a yes in the room no no i like that

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idea i think that's a good idea i still love my original idea and i like that idea too i mean and

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you could throw in a verified dater kind of like a verified purchase like on amazon or whatever

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and then someone could write like what they thought if you want but i think populate you're

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going to need a bunch of reviews for it to work to get enough data and so having reviews from

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friends and then it'll bring help bring the scores up i mean if otherwise it's just you're

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gonna unless someone's like if you see somebody has a hundred reviews you're like this person went

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on a hundred different dates like that's a red common in new york yeah but it's still a red flag

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it is. It doesn't mean they had

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relations. I understand.

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I'm not talking about that. It's like

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you went on a hundred dates?

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Like either

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if it's a guy, a girl will be thinking

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he's not interested

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in anything. This guy's just trying to like

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get with chicks.

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And if it's a girl

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it went on a

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get with chicks.

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Yep.

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Did you say click those chicks?

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Yeah.

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We've got to be careful.

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But if it's a girl that's gone on 100 different dates,

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the guys will think either she's desperate

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or she's just looking for a free meal.

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Because there are women who go on these dates

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specifically just so they never have to buy dinner.

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Yeah.

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So.

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You know what we call that in dating terms?

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What?

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Never mind.

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Okay.

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I will not.

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I was thinking

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that

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here's an interesting angle

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okay

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what if it's not

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we'll call it

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it's not a date

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and it's just

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I want to go to dinner

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with someone

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because you said

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you know when people

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are like looking for something

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it's like hard to find

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it's like

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I just want to go

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and have dinner

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with a nice girl

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just to talk

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and not be alone

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and then you could go and just have dinner

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it's not a date

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what if you like each other

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next one can be a date

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the next one's a date

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that's your name

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the next one's a date

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catch you next time

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okay I mean

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in theory that's good it's gonna be used by people

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that are pretending like they're not

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no no it's not a date

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it's the rating system

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he acted like it was a date

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oop you're on probation

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yeah do people get kicked off this yeah if they abuse it why'd you try to kiss her then

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you're on probation okay why did that condom fall out of your wallet

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probation oh no but then you can't you have to write it and be like a clarification that

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wasn't a shondom um yeah so i feel like look a dating app a new dating app i think is always

524
00:24:55,123 --> 00:24:59,143
going to get some traction but i feel like it's going to be a dating app filled with very negative

525
00:24:59,143 --> 00:25:07,103
reviews okay so i think if you could but if you could set up a dating app that is friends review

526
00:25:07,103 --> 00:25:15,743
based especially because like if as long as you like as a friend if i if i had to review somebody

527
00:25:15,743 --> 00:25:21,823
else as long as i knew they didn't know the review was coming from me i'd be honest yeah exactly but

528
00:25:21,823 --> 00:25:24,163
But I also would have no stake.

529
00:25:24,243 --> 00:25:26,363
I'd be like, yes, I want you to be happy, but I'm not going to like.

530
00:25:26,743 --> 00:25:27,303
I'm not going to.

531
00:25:27,603 --> 00:25:28,343
I'm not going to.

532
00:25:28,563 --> 00:25:28,963
Overdo it.

533
00:25:28,983 --> 00:25:30,043
I'm not going to overdo it.

534
00:25:30,163 --> 00:25:34,023
I will tell you honestly like this, but also if you're, you know.

535
00:25:35,023 --> 00:25:36,743
But he can be a little cheap sometimes.

536
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:41,223
Or sometimes he talks too much with the stories.

537
00:25:41,223 --> 00:25:54,263
anyway uh good one

538
00:25:54,263 --> 00:26:02,143
uh i think that i think that's when that's the way to go because i yes and i think you'll get more

539
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:07,983
you'll get more data right away it will be more helpful right away someone can hit the

540
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:13,923
ground running with a bunch of reviews already thank you that's good feedback and i will implement

541
00:26:13,923 --> 00:26:21,003
it immediately okay thank you take it to your product team hello product team i was it was a

542
00:26:21,003 --> 00:26:28,703
mirror um yeah so what do we what do you want to call it well i like some of the ideas we kicked

543
00:26:28,703 --> 00:26:35,583
around so far because like it's it's not a date or like um maybe they love

544
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:42,343
you like that they love well like not to be too crass but like

545
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:49,763
that sounds like that sounds like a polyamorous thing let's ditch they love

546
00:26:49,763 --> 00:26:54,443
okay well you know how it's also like for physical meetups too

547
00:26:54,443 --> 00:27:02,343
well then you could you know how like love is like a like a bottomless pit yeah crevasse

548
00:27:02,343 --> 00:27:09,903
crevasse yeah because it has the word ass in it and it's like a crevice

549
00:27:09,903 --> 00:27:20,283
um okay or maybe like crevice vast ass asked vast fields of ass

550
00:27:20,283 --> 00:27:23,763
too long bottomless pit

551
00:27:23,763 --> 00:27:30,423
that would actually be funny if there was a dating app called bottomless pit yeah i'd use it

552
00:27:30,423 --> 00:27:31,743
Do you want to die alone?

553
00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:32,883
Dot com.

554
00:27:35,023 --> 00:27:35,603
Picky pals.

555
00:27:37,143 --> 00:27:38,043
Picky pals?

556
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:38,403
Yeah.

557
00:27:41,063 --> 00:27:42,183
Bottomless pit.

558
00:27:42,363 --> 00:27:44,643
Five star love.

559
00:27:47,523 --> 00:27:48,043
Um.

560
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:51,023
Rate.

561
00:27:52,363 --> 00:27:52,843
Date.

562
00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:53,763
Rate your mate.

563
00:27:54,403 --> 00:27:54,903
Date rate?

564
00:27:57,903 --> 00:27:58,743
Date rate.

565
00:27:58,763 --> 00:27:59,423
End the podcast.

566
00:27:59,423 --> 00:28:01,583
this was the best one yet

567
00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,463
wow

568
00:28:03,463 --> 00:28:05,183
alright it's date rate

569
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:09,963
I am full of joy

570
00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:14,563
I'm super full of foy

571
00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:17,203
great foy

572
00:28:17,203 --> 00:28:21,623
good times

573
00:28:21,623 --> 00:28:25,863
well there we have it ladies and gentlemen

574
00:28:25,863 --> 00:28:27,303
soon you won't be alone

575
00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:28,483
Great.

576
00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:30,183
I love that for our listeners.

577
00:28:31,183 --> 00:28:36,963
And that'll also double our listenership because all of our listeners will in turn bring in a new person.

578
00:28:37,303 --> 00:28:38,803
But they can't listen on the same phone.

579
00:28:39,003 --> 00:28:39,223
No.

580
00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:39,583
No.

581
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:40,023
No.

582
00:28:40,523 --> 00:28:44,423
Oh, if you share earbuds, I swear to God, we will find you.

583
00:28:44,443 --> 00:28:46,143
I will go nuts on you.

584
00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:48,823
And you better procreate, too.

585
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:49,883
Yeah.

586
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:51,743
Yeah.

587
00:28:52,003 --> 00:28:52,303
Yeah.

588
00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:53,663
Yeah, do that.

589
00:28:53,803 --> 00:28:55,203
So that your kids listen, too.

590
00:28:55,283 --> 00:28:55,563
Yeah.

591
00:28:55,563 --> 00:28:58,323
I think that's what Joe meant by that

592
00:28:58,323 --> 00:29:01,423
cool

593
00:29:01,423 --> 00:29:02,043
well

594
00:29:02,043 --> 00:29:03,963
let's do another cheers

595
00:29:03,963 --> 00:29:05,023
cheers

596
00:29:05,023 --> 00:29:06,063
happy new year

597
00:29:06,063 --> 00:29:06,883
yay

598
00:29:06,883 --> 00:29:10,023
date rate

599
00:29:10,023 --> 00:29:11,523
it's great

600
00:29:11,523 --> 00:29:12,403
yeah

601
00:29:12,403 --> 00:29:14,683
I got date rated last week

602
00:29:14,683 --> 00:29:14,823
date rate

603
00:29:14,823 --> 00:29:16,503
we believe you

604
00:29:16,503 --> 00:29:24,423
you app like that

605
00:29:24,423 --> 00:29:32,423
like you wow we got the slogs yeah well the slogs write themselves i agree

606
00:29:32,423 --> 00:29:39,163
all right well i think this would work thank you i think people would want to do it

607
00:29:39,163 --> 00:29:45,543
i think their i think their friends would want to do it too yeah i would want to rate a whole

608
00:29:45,543 --> 00:29:49,183
bunch of my friends they were like i would i would sit down i would make a day of it yeah

609
00:29:49,183 --> 00:29:50,643
I would like set aside an hour.

610
00:29:51,663 --> 00:29:51,843
Yeah.

611
00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:52,223
See?

612
00:29:52,843 --> 00:29:53,903
People love to write things down.

613
00:29:55,063 --> 00:29:56,103
All right.

614
00:29:56,263 --> 00:30:02,623
Well, that has been the very first invention of the week for 2026.

615
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:05,783
Okay.

616
00:30:06,043 --> 00:30:11,163
Well, I mean, we're already doing so well in 2026.

617
00:30:11,563 --> 00:30:12,603
It's the best year of my whole life.

618
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:13,663
I know.

619
00:30:13,983 --> 00:30:15,063
And I met Simon Cowell.

620
00:30:15,763 --> 00:30:16,243
What?

621
00:30:16,803 --> 00:30:18,403
Did you know I auditioned for American Idol?

622
00:30:18,403 --> 00:30:20,903
I did know that actually, but I didn't know you actually met Simon.

623
00:30:21,003 --> 00:30:22,403
Well, I guess if you go in, you...

624
00:30:23,403 --> 00:30:24,223
You know what he said to me?

625
00:30:25,923 --> 00:30:27,443
I can't remember you, Francis.

626
00:30:27,823 --> 00:30:29,963
There's nothing special about you at all.

627
00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:31,443
Oh, no.

628
00:30:32,043 --> 00:30:33,463
I didn't cry until I got to the bathroom.

629
00:30:33,943 --> 00:30:36,503
And that wasn't the best year of your life?

630
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:39,563
Well, I also met Olivia Newton-John.

631
00:30:40,103 --> 00:30:41,663
Oh, before she died, I'm assuming.

632
00:30:42,163 --> 00:30:42,483
Yeah.

633
00:30:43,263 --> 00:30:43,523
Yeah.

634
00:30:43,803 --> 00:30:44,403
What did, uh...

635
00:30:45,363 --> 00:30:46,083
What did she...

636
00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,463
She put her hands under her chin like this.

637
00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:49,743
Listeners imagine it.

638
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:52,323
And she said, I just said yes.

639
00:30:53,783 --> 00:30:54,663
That's nice.

640
00:30:54,823 --> 00:30:55,403
It was very sweet.

641
00:30:56,243 --> 00:30:57,043
It was very sweet.

642
00:30:57,543 --> 00:31:00,063
Did not change the trajectory of my life, but it was sweet to me.

643
00:31:00,063 --> 00:31:02,803
We really need to say yes after it's over, Olivia.

644
00:31:03,743 --> 00:31:05,763
Where were you before Simon?

645
00:31:09,103 --> 00:31:12,203
Well, like I said, we're already on such a high,

646
00:31:12,703 --> 00:31:15,663
but I think we're going to keep it going with our next segment.

647
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,163
high resolution.

648
00:31:21,203 --> 00:31:22,083
Cool.

649
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:25,243
Now, in this segment,

650
00:31:25,903 --> 00:31:27,643
we will be sharing

651
00:31:27,643 --> 00:31:29,943
our New Year's resolutions

652
00:31:29,943 --> 00:31:31,863
and

653
00:31:31,863 --> 00:31:34,763
just sharing them with each other

654
00:31:34,763 --> 00:31:44,487
and I don know seeing who can do better I don know that basically it That inspire us I think

655
00:31:46,086 --> 00:31:46,826
Want me to start?

656
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:47,787
Sure.

657
00:31:48,747 --> 00:31:50,347
I have a New Year's resolution.

658
00:31:51,306 --> 00:31:51,867
Go on.

659
00:31:52,306 --> 00:31:58,427
I'd like to uplift people and give them more confidence around me.

660
00:31:58,527 --> 00:31:59,306
You know, people in my orbit.

661
00:32:00,207 --> 00:32:02,747
Oh, that's really nice.

662
00:32:03,207 --> 00:32:03,447
Yeah.

663
00:32:03,447 --> 00:32:13,607
um it's not as nice as my new year's resolution though i was going to um people in my orbit

664
00:32:13,607 --> 00:32:20,547
i'm going to give them all a million dollars really uplift them that way oh not just with

665
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:27,967
their spirit one way it's one way to do it yeah i mean just me that's just i was going to hire a

666
00:32:27,967 --> 00:32:32,007
financial planner for them because i mean if you give someone a million dollars then they don't

667
00:32:32,007 --> 00:32:34,826
know what to do with it they're just gonna end up worse off than they were before so i just thought

668
00:32:34,826 --> 00:32:42,147
the gift of uh financial planner i should do it yours was good too though thanks um

669
00:32:42,147 --> 00:32:54,086
um i'm planning on um finding finding uh long lost relatives that i didn't know about

670
00:32:54,086 --> 00:33:00,967
and acquainting myself with them and getting really close to some family that i didn't i

671
00:33:00,967 --> 00:33:05,586
didn't know about previously, bringing a new family into my life. And then maybe someday if

672
00:33:05,586 --> 00:33:10,826
they die, I get an inheritance, but whatever, that's neither here nor there. Just trying to get

673
00:33:10,826 --> 00:33:17,687
more in touch with my family. That's really sweet. Almost as sweet as the idea I had, which was to

674
00:33:17,687 --> 00:33:23,987
pay for 23andMe for everyone in my family. And then when we got their genomics back,

675
00:33:24,566 --> 00:33:27,487
sharing my clothes with them and also spoon feeding them soup.

676
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:37,867
so everyone gets their they get their results from 23andme and then you spoon feed them soup

677
00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:44,967
from family spoons that i share and they could take one home oh oh okay that's really sweet i

678
00:33:44,967 --> 00:33:50,826
was gonna do the same thing but like a little bit better after i fed them soup by the spoon

679
00:33:50,826 --> 00:33:59,107
i was gonna wash their feet like the pope oh that's nice that's really nice some people don't

680
00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:03,367
I'd wash their legs.

681
00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:06,586
That's good. That's nice.

682
00:34:06,807 --> 00:34:07,007
Yeah.

683
00:34:08,967 --> 00:34:10,507
I was also thinking

684
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:13,686
I was going to start

685
00:34:13,686 --> 00:34:16,527
meal prepping.

686
00:34:22,247 --> 00:34:23,727
I'm going to start meal prepping

687
00:34:23,727 --> 00:34:25,867
so that no food goes wasted

688
00:34:25,867 --> 00:34:27,767
and that I'm just eating better

689
00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:29,047
throughout the year.

690
00:34:29,047 --> 00:34:31,847
and you know

691
00:34:31,847 --> 00:34:33,567
that's it

692
00:34:33,567 --> 00:34:36,067
I like that I think waste is bad

693
00:34:36,067 --> 00:34:38,767
you know you might take a page out of my book

694
00:34:38,767 --> 00:34:39,887
oh yeah

695
00:34:39,887 --> 00:34:42,327
I was going to go to my neighbor's

696
00:34:42,327 --> 00:34:43,947
dumpsters

697
00:34:43,947 --> 00:34:46,407
and eat their waste because

698
00:34:46,407 --> 00:34:48,307
you know they're throwing away a lot of stuff

699
00:34:48,307 --> 00:34:50,567
and then sharing my waste

700
00:34:50,567 --> 00:34:54,186
with other people

701
00:34:54,186 --> 00:34:56,227
who maybe don't have a dumpster to go through

702
00:34:56,227 --> 00:35:03,747
good you're sharing your waste in 2026 yeah we're it's really trying to help the planet

703
00:35:03,747 --> 00:35:09,807
that's very noble of you yeah i know not that i want to be noble

704
00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:16,587
no no you're too you're too humble to want to be noble yeah too humble to be noble yep

705
00:35:17,507 --> 00:35:18,867
you have that on a pillow

706
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:22,166
or a duvet

707
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:25,367
well if you think about it

708
00:35:25,367 --> 00:35:27,206
a pillow is just a tiny duvet

709
00:35:27,206 --> 00:35:29,287
if you think about it

710
00:35:29,287 --> 00:35:30,567
a duvet is just a giant pillow

711
00:35:30,567 --> 00:35:34,987
I was also thinking I could

712
00:35:34,987 --> 00:35:39,146
I was also thinking that I could

713
00:35:39,146 --> 00:35:41,146
find people who have hurt me

714
00:35:41,146 --> 00:35:42,727
and let them know I forgive them

715
00:35:42,727 --> 00:35:44,247
oh

716
00:35:44,247 --> 00:35:46,527
that's really nice

717
00:35:46,527 --> 00:35:47,706
forgiveness is

718
00:35:47,706 --> 00:35:54,706
it's such a great quality and it's one that really makes you feel better as a human being

719
00:35:54,706 --> 00:36:02,547
when you're just like, oh, I, I forgive you. So I, I mean, not to one up you or anything, but

720
00:36:02,547 --> 00:36:10,747
I was actually going to let people hurt me just so they'd have the chance for me to forgive them.

721
00:36:10,747 --> 00:36:15,307
And then they feel better for asking for forgiveness for, because that's such a great

722
00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:20,166
feeling when you ask for forgiveness and you get it. So I was just going to be kind of selfless and

723
00:36:20,166 --> 00:36:30,527
let people hurt me. Oh, you think words are enough? That's, that's cute. After I let them hurt me and

724
00:36:30,527 --> 00:36:37,087
then I forgive them. I give them a gentle kiss on the cheek and I say, this is your year.

725
00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:42,987
And then I give them a little pat on the butt as they walk away. I say, go get him tiger.

726
00:36:42,987 --> 00:36:48,606
oh you think that's enough i was gonna give him an aggressive kiss on the lips

727
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:56,007
and i was gonna grab both cheeks with both hands and just go tiger

728
00:36:56,007 --> 00:37:05,007
so whatever i mean to each his own i suppose you think that's good

729
00:37:05,007 --> 00:37:10,007
I was going to go up behind them

730
00:37:10,007 --> 00:37:13,686
and start aggressively pecking the back of their head with my tongue

731
00:37:13,686 --> 00:37:15,347
over and over again for years

732
00:37:15,347 --> 00:37:19,867
until my tongue went through the back of their head and into their mouth

733
00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:23,007
and invented a new kind of kiss to show them

734
00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:25,166
how I felt

735
00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:38,706
that's pretty good

736
00:37:38,706 --> 00:37:50,807
what's another one of your

737
00:37:50,807 --> 00:37:51,987
resolutions Francis

738
00:37:51,987 --> 00:37:54,567
one of my resolutions

739
00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:59,087
is to learn a new language and then go to the place where the language is spoken

740
00:37:59,087 --> 00:38:03,807
and to show them that I've really integrated into their culture by learning the language.

741
00:38:05,007 --> 00:38:06,126
Oh, well, that's sweet.

742
00:38:06,126 --> 00:38:14,087
I was just myself going to invent one language for the whole world to speak.

743
00:38:14,887 --> 00:38:17,527
That's something that's really easy to learn for everyone

744
00:38:17,527 --> 00:38:20,947
so that we can all be unified as one and then we're all speaking one language.

745
00:38:20,947 --> 00:38:23,787
and so there's never any misunderstandings or confusions

746
00:38:23,787 --> 00:38:25,027
ever again from anybody.

747
00:38:26,067 --> 00:38:27,307
But I mean, that's just me.

748
00:38:28,067 --> 00:38:29,307
That's what I was going to do.

749
00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:32,567
Oh, that's pretty good.

750
00:38:33,126 --> 00:38:36,126
Except it could be better because a backup idea I had

751
00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:39,967
was to pay for someone from another place

752
00:38:39,967 --> 00:38:41,027
to come to where I live

753
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,407
and if they didn't speak my language,

754
00:38:43,626 --> 00:38:46,206
I would just laugh and smile at everything they said

755
00:38:46,206 --> 00:38:48,967
and put a thumbs up and act like I did understand

756
00:38:48,967 --> 00:38:51,547
so that they didn't feel alone.

757
00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:56,947
I'm not sure how that's better than everybody speaking the same language.

758
00:38:57,646 --> 00:39:01,447
But I mean, I would be worried that someone would think I was,

759
00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,267
would look condescending.

760
00:39:03,567 --> 00:39:04,047
I wasn't done.

761
00:39:04,407 --> 00:39:04,847
Okay.

762
00:39:05,106 --> 00:39:08,166
Because they would be so inspired by what I had done for them

763
00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:13,206
that they would single-handedly and with connections to Buckingham Palace,

764
00:39:13,206 --> 00:39:17,427
which they had, would pass legislation, royal legislation.

765
00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:21,327
That would remove the need for human language altogether.

766
00:39:22,307 --> 00:39:24,626
And we would communicate solely with feelings.

767
00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:28,327
And it would be great because you never have to hear people talk again.

768
00:39:29,527 --> 00:39:33,047
Because you're going to eliminate the language altogether.

769
00:39:33,047 --> 00:39:43,027
By inviting this person to you and just communicating simply and laughing and thumbs up,

770
00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:48,646
they will get royal legislation passed that the whole world has to follow because we're all under British rule.

771
00:39:48,967 --> 00:39:53,547
and that will, I'm just clarifying the plan.

772
00:39:53,967 --> 00:39:56,047
That will, because we don't talk anymore,

773
00:39:56,407 --> 00:39:59,027
all we do is thumb up and laugh at each other.

774
00:39:59,827 --> 00:40:02,146
Yeah, language is the number one cause of hate.

775
00:40:02,887 --> 00:40:03,186
Oh.

776
00:40:03,927 --> 00:40:05,767
Yeah, when you understand what people say.

777
00:40:07,146 --> 00:40:08,206
Yeah, I know.

778
00:40:08,586 --> 00:40:08,907
It's rough.

779
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:10,047
I know.

780
00:40:10,447 --> 00:40:11,767
Better to just not hear them at all.

781
00:40:12,027 --> 00:40:12,666
Yeah, I agree.

782
00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:13,807
You can hear the music then.

783
00:40:15,267 --> 00:40:17,527
Oh, there's music playing in this scenario too?

784
00:40:17,527 --> 00:40:18,586
You can finally hear it.

785
00:40:18,586 --> 00:40:24,686
because my also my idea came with music big music all around

786
00:40:24,686 --> 00:40:38,247
do you have any other resolutions um i think i'm going to be more on top of i'm going to be more on

787
00:40:38,247 --> 00:40:49,007
top of keeping my house clean and tidy and just not putting off till tomorrow that which can be

788
00:40:49,007 --> 00:40:55,606
done today. That's beautiful, Jenna. Thank you. I invented that. I invented blowing my house up

789
00:40:55,606 --> 00:41:02,967
so that it's gone, which frees me up to help others because I no longer have to clean my own

790
00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:09,787
house and I can use the debris from my blown up home to build habitats for humanity using

791
00:41:09,787 --> 00:41:13,347
those same boards and a couple of appliances that survived.

792
00:41:14,686 --> 00:41:20,547
So some lucky family is going to get a nice charred house with a barely functioning washer

793
00:41:20,547 --> 00:41:21,067
and dryer.

794
00:41:21,807 --> 00:41:22,547
Great, isn't it?

795
00:41:22,706 --> 00:41:23,847
Yeah, that's really nice.

796
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:24,227
Yeah.

797
00:41:24,666 --> 00:41:31,367
And also something else I really wanted to do was tell my father I loved him.

798
00:41:32,967 --> 00:41:34,967
Oh, that's sweet.

799
00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:39,227
My resolution this year is to marry Dennis.

800
00:41:39,927 --> 00:41:45,047
I'm going to marry your father so that he'll really know who loves him.

801
00:41:45,827 --> 00:41:51,706
My resolution is for us to get side-by-side plots for when we die.

802
00:41:52,086 --> 00:41:53,387
Oh, that's sweet.

803
00:41:53,586 --> 00:41:53,747
Yeah.

804
00:41:54,507 --> 00:41:58,146
We've already bought a coffin, joint coffin.

805
00:41:58,487 --> 00:41:59,947
My plan is to get in it.

806
00:42:02,967 --> 00:42:08,186
yep 2026 is going to be the year of the coffin

807
00:42:08,186 --> 00:42:15,686
well thank you jenna yeah well it sounds like we've got some really lofty lofty ambitions for

808
00:42:15,686 --> 00:42:23,686
this year i think they're atmospheric ambitions i yeah i think they're space they're

809
00:42:24,967 --> 00:42:28,606
milky way ambitions these are some black hole ambitions

810
00:42:28,606 --> 00:42:38,347
all right well i guess we really do have some high resolutions for 2026

811
00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:46,847
bye resolutions bye bye hose

812
00:42:46,847 --> 00:42:56,206
okay well we're gonna get some stuff done this year yeah we got some good goals yeah we do um

813
00:42:56,206 --> 00:43:03,507
you know what one of my biggest goals is for this year yeah no answering a big question

814
00:43:03,507 --> 00:43:14,347
totally francis do you have a big question for me i do all right great here it is okay

815
00:43:14,347 --> 00:43:18,086
you're gonna love it good my big question is

816
00:43:18,086 --> 00:43:25,807
i would like for you you know how some movies have sequels

817
00:43:26,227 --> 00:43:26,927
I do know that.

818
00:43:27,067 --> 00:43:27,706
And others don't.

819
00:43:28,126 --> 00:43:29,467
I know that as well.

820
00:43:29,827 --> 00:43:33,787
I think you should pick a movie that does not have a sequel and does not need a sequel.

821
00:43:34,626 --> 00:43:36,807
And tell me what would happen in it.

822
00:43:42,347 --> 00:43:42,787
Okay.

823
00:43:50,827 --> 00:43:52,027
I pick...

824
00:43:52,027 --> 00:43:52,367
Okay.

825
00:43:55,807 --> 00:44:00,166
hmm this is tough there's a whole pantheon of movies i could pick from

826
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:03,166
um

827
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:09,847
okay

828
00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:13,947
i'm picking

829
00:44:13,947 --> 00:44:17,367
it's a wonderful life

830
00:44:17,367 --> 00:44:22,567
in the sequel to it's a wonderful life

831
00:44:22,567 --> 00:44:25,467
it's 15 years later

832
00:44:25,467 --> 00:44:28,606
George Bailey

833
00:44:28,606 --> 00:44:31,967
has long since forgotten

834
00:44:31,967 --> 00:44:34,586
how much everyone loves him

835
00:44:34,586 --> 00:44:37,987
Zuzu

836
00:44:37,987 --> 00:44:39,827
and her petals

837
00:44:39,827 --> 00:44:41,567
are now 19

838
00:44:41,567 --> 00:44:42,727
19 years old

839
00:44:42,727 --> 00:44:43,467
that's his youngest

840
00:44:43,467 --> 00:44:43,987
right

841
00:44:43,987 --> 00:44:45,287
so his kids

842
00:44:45,287 --> 00:44:47,367
he and Mary are empty nesters

843
00:44:47,367 --> 00:44:49,387
and

844
00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:53,606
they just kind of shuffle around the house

845
00:44:53,606 --> 00:44:55,447
and they don't

846
00:44:55,447 --> 00:44:59,547
talk to each other much. Occasionally they'll pass by each other in the room.

847
00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:06,347
The kids, the kids are off in college doing their own thing.

848
00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:14,347
The oldest one, the one who wouldn't start, the one who wouldn't stop playing the piano,

849
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:24,407
he, he actually didn't go to college. He failed. He's an alcoholic and he plays piano

850
00:45:24,407 --> 00:45:28,547
in a bar and he uses his tip money to pay his bar tap.

851
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:29,586
What is it?

852
00:45:29,586 --> 00:45:30,086
It's a tip money.

853
00:45:31,927 --> 00:45:33,146
No, it's tip money.

854
00:45:34,407 --> 00:45:35,827
Tip money is something else.

855
00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:36,907
Zuzu knows about that.

856
00:45:38,787 --> 00:45:41,727
Those pedals are being used for something else, I'll tell you.

857
00:45:42,927 --> 00:45:44,307
That's not pretty.

858
00:45:44,987 --> 00:45:46,547
She's a dancer in a nightclub.

859
00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:51,967
And the one little girl that cried,

860
00:45:51,967 --> 00:45:58,367
she actually became that spinster librarian that Mary was going to become had she not met George.

861
00:46:00,307 --> 00:46:09,507
So George takes a look around at his life and he's like, what, what happened 15 years ago? I had this

862
00:46:09,507 --> 00:46:15,287
revelation. Something amazing was going to happen, right? That my life was actually great the way

863
00:46:15,287 --> 00:46:21,106
that it was, that I didn't need to go on some grand adventure. Uh, and I could be happy and

864
00:46:21,106 --> 00:46:33,247
everything could work out. But clearly that's not the case. He's wrong about that. So he

865
00:46:33,247 --> 00:46:42,287
goes on an outward bound adventure to Australia and he packs up just a little pack. He gets

866
00:46:42,287 --> 00:46:49,447
boots so that he can avoid snake bites. And he says, Mary, I'm going to Australia.

867
00:46:51,106 --> 00:46:54,787
And then so in the sequel of this movie, he goes to Australia.

868
00:46:56,626 --> 00:46:59,247
And he is with a tour group.

869
00:47:00,487 --> 00:47:04,747
And he is doing the backpacking thing.

870
00:47:04,827 --> 00:47:07,387
He's with a bunch of other people that are excited about Australia.

871
00:47:07,387 --> 00:47:09,027
And it's a whole different land, right?

872
00:47:09,086 --> 00:47:10,126
Everything's different there.

873
00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:13,507
And he gets a little too excited because he's a kangaroo.

874
00:47:16,507 --> 00:47:20,367
Right, so they're on this outward bound safari.

875
00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:37,090
He sees a kangaroo and it hopping And it hopping and he like oh my God a real kangaroo real kangaroo so he follows it he like for whatever reason nobody else is as interested in this kangaroo as he is

876
00:47:37,090 --> 00:47:44,910
and he follows this kangaroo and then eventually he looks up and he realizes oh my god the tour

877
00:47:44,910 --> 00:47:52,830
group is nowhere around then he looks up the kangaroo is staring at him the kangaroos noticed

878
00:47:52,830 --> 00:48:03,510
him and it looks like the kangaroo is aware like it looks like the kangaroo is like more than just

879
00:48:03,510 --> 00:48:09,350
an animal noticing like another animal in the wild right and then so george is like he's like

880
00:48:09,350 --> 00:48:17,090
looking at it warily and suddenly the kangaroo brings one little paw up and he motions for george

881
00:48:17,090 --> 00:48:22,910
like this come come this way and then he just starts bouncing away and george is like well

882
00:48:22,910 --> 00:48:29,610
i've got to keep following it now it's asking me to follow it and so george follows the kangaroo

883
00:48:29,610 --> 00:48:35,710
and he follows it and then the kangaroo suddenly like there's like this big thicket this brush

884
00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:43,370
that appears and the kangaroo i don't know how he he kind of does like a one-two box

885
00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:46,950
and then clears out a little brush and then jumps in really quickly.

886
00:48:47,170 --> 00:48:48,570
But then you can't see the kangaroo anymore.

887
00:48:48,670 --> 00:48:50,150
It's still this huge brush, right?

888
00:48:51,530 --> 00:48:55,310
So George is like, what's going on in there?

889
00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:56,430
I keep following it.

890
00:48:56,510 --> 00:48:58,430
I mean, this is pretty heavy thicket.

891
00:48:58,950 --> 00:49:02,030
But he gets in and he like clears through some brush.

892
00:49:02,510 --> 00:49:06,970
And then he comes out and he looks around.

893
00:49:06,970 --> 00:49:09,670
And it's like the world is in technicolor.

894
00:49:09,670 --> 00:49:16,390
so the whole previously like it's like wizard of oz style like previously like it's a wonderful life

895
00:49:16,390 --> 00:49:23,330
the movie's in black and white then he comes out and it's suddenly this whole kangaroo society

896
00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:33,570
there are buildings there are cars boxing gyms of course because they're cheeky like that yeah yeah

897
00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:34,790
and

898
00:49:34,790 --> 00:49:39,390
they have so the kangaroo that had like beckoned him in

899
00:49:39,390 --> 00:49:43,170
he's standing there waiting for him on the other side of the brush

900
00:49:43,170 --> 00:49:49,130
and he goes welcome george we've been waiting for you

901
00:49:49,130 --> 00:49:52,630
and george is like what you've been waiting for me

902
00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:56,590
what this is crazy what's going on in this town

903
00:49:56,590 --> 00:50:00,070
looks like a kangaroo town they're like it is

904
00:50:00,070 --> 00:50:07,130
But everything you see here is in danger of never being again.

905
00:50:07,930 --> 00:50:15,110
We are being threatened by the neighboring Cobra Town.

906
00:50:16,610 --> 00:50:19,990
That's right, there's a whole town of cobras that are threatening.

907
00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:21,770
Oh my god, I hate that.

908
00:50:21,930 --> 00:50:27,150
They've been sneaking into pouches and acting like little joeys and then killing people,

909
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:29,450
killing kangaroos in the kangaroo town.

910
00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:32,030
and trying to take over their government.

911
00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:35,710
And prophecy is foretold that if the cobras take over the kangaroo government,

912
00:50:36,130 --> 00:50:38,550
that's it, it's over for the human world as well.

913
00:50:38,790 --> 00:50:45,370
And there's only one man who can save them from this.

914
00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:49,530
And George was like, I think I heard rumblings about this,

915
00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:51,590
but I always thought it was folklore.

916
00:50:51,930 --> 00:50:54,250
And they were like, no, no, no, it's not folklore.

917
00:50:54,950 --> 00:50:56,030
This is real.

918
00:50:57,310 --> 00:50:59,650
And you're the only one that can save us.

919
00:51:00,070 --> 00:51:06,010
and then George does this bunch of series of adventures to save the kangaroo city.

920
00:51:06,070 --> 00:51:06,610
And at the end,

921
00:51:06,670 --> 00:51:07,750
he saves the kangaroo city.

922
00:51:08,390 --> 00:51:11,590
And then he goes back home and gives Mary a huge kiss on the lips and their

923
00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:12,590
marriage is renewed again.

924
00:51:13,830 --> 00:51:14,230
Well,

925
00:51:14,270 --> 00:51:15,190
that's beautiful.

926
00:51:15,470 --> 00:51:15,730
Yeah.

927
00:51:16,670 --> 00:51:18,210
The whole time you were telling that story,

928
00:51:18,290 --> 00:51:19,110
you know what it felt like to me?

929
00:51:19,330 --> 00:51:19,530
What?

930
00:51:19,990 --> 00:51:20,250
You know,

931
00:51:20,270 --> 00:51:21,950
when a kid wants you to tell it a story,

932
00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:24,410
you don't have one.

933
00:51:25,170 --> 00:51:25,890
So you just,

934
00:51:26,530 --> 00:51:26,950
you just,

935
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:27,450
what?

936
00:51:27,450 --> 00:51:31,310
I have a whole treatment for this sequel.

937
00:51:35,870 --> 00:51:38,730
I have, yeah, no, I've written the screenplay already.

938
00:51:40,950 --> 00:51:43,530
Anyway, yeah, it'll be called,

939
00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:47,030
it's,

940
00:51:47,250 --> 00:51:55,750
it's a wonderful life to Cobra v. Kangaroo.

941
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:59,510
A rhyming title gets audiences in.

942
00:51:59,650 --> 00:51:59,850
Yeah.

943
00:52:00,030 --> 00:52:00,270
Yeah.

944
00:52:00,690 --> 00:52:01,250
Beautiful.

945
00:52:01,610 --> 00:52:01,970
Thank you.

946
00:52:02,730 --> 00:52:05,930
I'm actually surprised that it doesn't exist already.

947
00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:07,150
Well, you had to.

948
00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:10,710
Listeners, don't write this movie before I get a chance to do it, okay?

949
00:52:10,850 --> 00:52:11,190
No.

950
00:52:11,990 --> 00:52:12,190
No.

951
00:52:12,950 --> 00:52:14,050
Don't do it.

952
00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:14,730
We'll follow you home.

953
00:52:15,330 --> 00:52:15,770
Yeah.

954
00:52:16,470 --> 00:52:18,030
Yes, we will follow you home.

955
00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:18,650
Yes.

956
00:52:19,130 --> 00:52:19,870
And do murder.

957
00:52:20,970 --> 00:52:21,430
Great.

958
00:52:21,570 --> 00:52:21,930
Thank you.

959
00:52:23,190 --> 00:52:23,470
So.

960
00:52:24,270 --> 00:52:24,970
You're welcome, world.

961
00:52:24,970 --> 00:52:25,570
There you go.

962
00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:28,950
we'll let you know

963
00:52:28,950 --> 00:52:30,570
have a good day

964
00:52:30,570 --> 00:52:32,550
and call us if you're anything else

965
00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:34,810
watch out for us on Letterboxd

966
00:52:34,810 --> 00:52:36,910
anyway yeah that's what I'd do

967
00:52:36,910 --> 00:52:37,550
what would you do

968
00:52:37,550 --> 00:52:40,650
it's the Truman Show number two

969
00:52:40,650 --> 00:52:42,150
the Tubin Show

970
00:52:42,150 --> 00:52:43,910
yes

971
00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:46,770
he gets out

972
00:52:46,770 --> 00:52:48,890
of the studio and he's in a daze

973
00:52:48,890 --> 00:52:49,430
okay

974
00:52:49,430 --> 00:52:52,730
he doesn't know what to do but people take him in because

975
00:52:52,730 --> 00:52:53,850
he's Mr. Truman

976
00:52:53,850 --> 00:53:01,750
but he goes out in public and everyone recognizes him of course he runs into the lady who had his

977
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:08,510
face on a pillow and he kills her with it he start he's starting to unravel his face on the duvet

978
00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:16,810
he goes into the bar where they were all watching and he finds a bat and he kills them all with it

979
00:53:16,810 --> 00:53:23,610
okay he's mad he's pissed his whole life is gonna lie he finds the chick who believed in him and

980
00:53:23,610 --> 00:53:29,910
tried to like tell him the truth he kills her i'm kidding he tries to but then he comes to a

981
00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:35,390
sentence wait the one he was in love with yeah okay he's like sorry i don't know who i am i can't be

982
00:53:35,390 --> 00:53:43,910
with you i'm worried i'll kill again and she says no but i'm scared of you now so she leaves he's

983
00:53:43,910 --> 00:53:51,910
heartbroken guess who comes walking down the street meryl for those unfamiliar that's his fake tv wife

984
00:53:52,710 --> 00:53:53,310
Laura Linney?

985
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:54,270
Yes.

986
00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:55,030
Oh, I love her.

987
00:53:55,630 --> 00:53:56,070
She's great.

988
00:53:57,290 --> 00:54:01,170
Anyway, he chokes her with Coco.

989
00:54:02,790 --> 00:54:04,470
Oh, the Coco that she...

990
00:54:04,470 --> 00:54:04,810
Yeah.

991
00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:07,350
It's pretty deep in there.

992
00:54:07,550 --> 00:54:08,150
And she dies.

993
00:54:08,390 --> 00:54:10,250
Okay, so so far this is the snuff film.

994
00:54:11,010 --> 00:54:11,450
No.

995
00:54:11,610 --> 00:54:12,230
Everyone's dead.

996
00:54:12,310 --> 00:54:13,350
No one's having sex.

997
00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:14,790
That's not...

998
00:54:14,790 --> 00:54:16,690
I think there has to be sex in a snuff film.

999
00:54:16,690 --> 00:54:19,290
No, I'm pretty sure a snuff film just means killing.

1000
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:30,410
that's just what i thought okay well huh never mind keep going anyway he does a snuff

1001
00:54:30,410 --> 00:54:35,630
no i'm kidding he starts to feel bad because he is a nice guy and then he feels like it's

1002
00:54:35,630 --> 00:54:41,650
not his fault so he finds a lawyer the lawyer's name is francis the last name is

1003
00:54:41,650 --> 00:54:48,690
sol and he francis sol yeah and he hires him and he says can you help me get can you help me

1004
00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:49,850
can you help me

1005
00:54:49,850 --> 00:54:51,590
and the lawyer's

1006
00:54:51,590 --> 00:54:52,450
trying to answer

1007
00:54:52,450 --> 00:54:53,230
but he just keeps saying

1008
00:54:53,230 --> 00:54:53,730
can you help me

1009
00:54:53,730 --> 00:54:54,510
can you help me

1010
00:54:54,510 --> 00:54:56,050
and then the lawyer's like

1011
00:54:56,050 --> 00:54:56,450
yes

1012
00:54:56,450 --> 00:54:58,490
so they file a lawsuit

1013
00:54:58,490 --> 00:54:59,270
against the studio

1014
00:54:59,270 --> 00:55:01,850
and they win

1015
00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:02,910
and he gets

1016
00:55:02,910 --> 00:55:04,590
a billion dollars

1017
00:55:04,590 --> 00:55:06,630
and

1018
00:55:06,630 --> 00:55:07,950
he spends it

1019
00:55:07,950 --> 00:55:08,430
on

1020
00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:11,230
cocoa

1021
00:55:11,230 --> 00:55:13,850
and

1022
00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:17,650
a tombstone

1023
00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:18,210
for Meryl

1024
00:55:18,210 --> 00:55:21,170
Because he feels bad about what he'd done.

1025
00:55:22,230 --> 00:55:26,990
A lot of people don't know this, but they did have sex in the Truman Show.

1026
00:55:27,530 --> 00:55:28,770
Well, I mean, they were married.

1027
00:55:28,870 --> 00:55:30,690
Well, they cut it away for people to watch.

1028
00:55:30,810 --> 00:55:32,330
But he was remembering all the times.

1029
00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:34,270
And so he felt bad.

1030
00:55:34,390 --> 00:55:36,330
Then he goes to the doc and he's holding one can of cocoa.

1031
00:55:36,930 --> 00:55:39,070
Then the girl who he was in love with comes back.

1032
00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:40,190
And she was like, Truman!

1033
00:55:41,030 --> 00:55:42,970
And he was like, what?

1034
00:55:44,710 --> 00:55:45,750
I've been through a lot.

1035
00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:48,150
And she was like, I want to be with you.

1036
00:55:48,210 --> 00:55:50,170
can I dangle my feet in the water next to you?

1037
00:55:50,670 --> 00:55:51,430
And he was like,

1038
00:55:51,470 --> 00:55:52,370
I don't know in the pier.

1039
00:55:53,070 --> 00:55:55,910
Then he felt bad because he's being a dick.

1040
00:55:56,670 --> 00:55:57,530
He takes his shoes off.

1041
00:55:57,590 --> 00:55:58,650
They both put their feet in the water.

1042
00:55:59,510 --> 00:56:00,370
She looks really good.

1043
00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:04,510
She's dressed in a color palette that really makes sense for her.

1044
00:56:05,210 --> 00:56:08,650
And he wants to tell her about the billion dollars,

1045
00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:11,030
but he also doesn't because he wants to know she really,

1046
00:56:11,130 --> 00:56:12,730
really loves him or if it was just like a thing for TV.

1047
00:56:13,390 --> 00:56:14,650
So he just blurts out,

1048
00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:15,230
I'm poor.

1049
00:56:15,230 --> 00:56:17,570
and she says

1050
00:56:17,570 --> 00:56:18,490
that's okay

1051
00:56:18,490 --> 00:56:21,930
and he says actually I have a billion dollars

1052
00:56:21,930 --> 00:56:23,230
and she goes that's better

1053
00:56:23,230 --> 00:56:25,930
and they slide off

1054
00:56:25,930 --> 00:56:26,890
the pier into the water

1055
00:56:26,890 --> 00:56:29,930
and they swim

1056
00:56:29,930 --> 00:56:30,930
away

1057
00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:33,730
and then the big

1058
00:56:33,730 --> 00:56:35,650
the end sign comes up on the movie

1059
00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:37,430
while the waves are still rippling

1060
00:56:37,430 --> 00:56:41,810
okay

1061
00:56:41,810 --> 00:56:42,850
so it's

1062
00:56:42,850 --> 00:56:49,510
a happy ending

1063
00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:50,890
after all that murder.

1064
00:56:52,110 --> 00:56:53,790
There is an after credit scene

1065
00:56:53,790 --> 00:56:55,910
where he gets fined for dropping cocoa in the water.

1066
00:56:57,390 --> 00:56:58,570
But not the murder.

1067
00:56:59,170 --> 00:57:00,250
No, the people understand.

1068
00:57:00,950 --> 00:57:03,130
They jerked that guy around.

1069
00:57:03,790 --> 00:57:04,290
They did.

1070
00:57:04,830 --> 00:57:07,490
But once you've processed that mentally,

1071
00:57:07,630 --> 00:57:09,870
don't even think about dropping cocoa in the water.

1072
00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:11,310
Well, but wouldn't it just make it

1073
00:57:11,310 --> 00:57:12,530
like nice chocolatey water?

1074
00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:16,730
yes but fish don't like that

1075
00:57:16,730 --> 00:57:21,730
fish die in chocolatey water all the time

1076
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,630
they do

1077
00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:25,090
it's the number one killer

1078
00:57:25,090 --> 00:57:26,710
number one killer of fish in the water

1079
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,950
chocolatey water

1080
00:57:28,950 --> 00:57:32,170
and bigger fish

1081
00:57:32,170 --> 00:57:35,130
that's number two

1082
00:57:35,130 --> 00:57:37,390
anyway

1083
00:57:37,390 --> 00:57:38,630
um

1084
00:57:38,630 --> 00:57:40,130
okay

1085
00:57:40,130 --> 00:57:42,270
that's a pretty good sequel

1086
00:57:42,270 --> 00:57:43,370
what would you call it?

1087
00:57:45,850 --> 00:57:47,050
The Tooman Show.

1088
00:57:47,890 --> 00:57:49,650
Oh, yeah, we already established that.

1089
00:57:51,470 --> 00:57:53,530
The Tooman Show, colon,

1090
00:57:53,710 --> 00:57:54,850
this time it's personal.

1091
00:57:55,810 --> 00:57:56,090
Yeah.

1092
00:57:56,330 --> 00:57:56,570
Yeah.

1093
00:57:57,010 --> 00:57:58,750
You never really know someone.

1094
00:57:59,130 --> 00:58:00,130
The Revenge Door.

1095
00:58:00,350 --> 00:58:01,290
The Shroom Snuff.

1096
00:58:02,370 --> 00:58:02,670
Yeah.

1097
00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:03,710
Snuff.

1098
00:58:03,970 --> 00:58:05,350
That's also chewing tobacco.

1099
00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:06,290
Yeah.

1100
00:58:07,630 --> 00:58:08,270
Snuffbox.

1101
00:58:08,790 --> 00:58:09,030
Yeah.

1102
00:58:10,170 --> 00:58:10,730
Sure is.

1103
00:58:12,270 --> 00:58:15,170
I got confused because I know you have to have sex with a chewing tobacco before you.

1104
00:58:17,410 --> 00:58:17,810
Yeah.

1105
00:58:17,890 --> 00:58:18,250
My bad.

1106
00:58:18,510 --> 00:58:18,970
That's okay.

1107
00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:21,230
Yeah.

1108
00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:22,850
All right.

1109
00:58:22,930 --> 00:58:26,610
Well, I think I'm pretty sure...

1110
00:58:26,610 --> 00:58:29,470
Should I just get my green light right now?

1111
00:58:30,710 --> 00:58:31,370
Green light.

1112
00:58:31,490 --> 00:58:31,770
Oh, look.

1113
00:58:31,790 --> 00:58:33,130
I just greenlit both of these movies.

1114
00:58:33,390 --> 00:58:34,450
Daisy, is that you?

1115
00:58:34,450 --> 00:58:35,010
Yeah.

1116
00:58:35,410 --> 00:58:36,290
All right.

1117
00:58:36,770 --> 00:58:39,110
Well, that wraps up the big question.

1118
00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:41,390
Dun-dun-dun-dun!

1119
00:58:42,270 --> 00:58:45,190
Only one final bit of business, Francis.

1120
00:58:45,370 --> 00:58:45,850
I'm nervous.

1121
00:58:46,550 --> 00:58:55,430
Well, you were sure that your word would be so unbelievably obvious that there would be no way that I wouldn't guess it.

1122
00:58:55,710 --> 00:58:58,910
But there was nothing that stood out particularly to me.

1123
00:58:59,270 --> 00:59:02,490
Every time I tried to say it, I started to smile and I couldn't say it.

1124
00:59:03,370 --> 00:59:03,770
Okay.

1125
00:59:04,030 --> 00:59:04,970
So I didn't say it at all.

1126
00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:06,030
You didn't say the word?

1127
00:59:06,030 --> 00:59:06,490
Okay, I did say it.

1128
00:59:06,690 --> 00:59:07,670
I'm being silly.

1129
00:59:07,770 --> 00:59:08,610
It was foy.

1130
00:59:11,010 --> 00:59:11,610
Crank foy.

1131
00:59:11,610 --> 00:59:12,350
Crank for it.

1132
00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:13,630
It's a phrase with a comma.

1133
00:59:15,870 --> 00:59:17,010
And an exclamation point.

1134
00:59:17,130 --> 00:59:17,650
Yes, go on.

1135
00:59:17,910 --> 00:59:18,170
Okay.

1136
00:59:18,950 --> 00:59:23,450
So, I have some guesses, and I have a guess for your decoy word.

1137
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:24,070
You do?

1138
00:59:24,390 --> 00:59:24,650
Yeah.

1139
00:59:24,890 --> 00:59:25,150
Shoot.

1140
00:59:26,150 --> 00:59:27,290
I mean that in both senses.

1141
00:59:27,550 --> 00:59:28,430
Like, darn, and go ahead.

1142
00:59:28,610 --> 00:59:28,950
Okay.

1143
00:59:30,390 --> 00:59:31,950
Was your word crevasse?

1144
00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:33,050
Yeah.

1145
00:59:33,310 --> 00:59:33,950
Oh, it was?

1146
00:59:36,330 --> 00:59:36,770
Yes.

1147
00:59:37,310 --> 00:59:38,210
You did so well.

1148
00:59:38,210 --> 00:59:39,550
Oh, I did the best I could do.

1149
00:59:39,590 --> 00:59:40,670
You did do it really well.

1150
00:59:40,670 --> 00:59:45,670
I only wrote that down because you did do a pretty good job of it.

1151
00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:47,410
I feel bad that I got it.

1152
00:59:47,470 --> 00:59:49,370
I mean, I feel bad that I got it.

1153
00:59:49,370 --> 00:59:50,310
That's a tough word.

1154
00:59:50,490 --> 00:59:51,410
That is a tough word.

1155
00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:55,310
But did I say it?

1156
00:59:55,370 --> 00:59:56,110
I might have actually.

1157
00:59:56,590 --> 00:59:56,870
No.

1158
00:59:57,210 --> 00:59:57,570
Okay.

1159
00:59:57,730 --> 00:59:57,930
No.

1160
00:59:58,850 --> 00:59:59,430
Okay, good.

1161
01:00:00,210 --> 01:00:01,330
No, I said crevasse.

1162
01:00:01,990 --> 01:00:02,550
No, yeah.

1163
01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:03,810
Was I said crevasse twice?

1164
01:00:03,910 --> 01:00:04,850
You said crevasse twice.

1165
01:00:04,990 --> 01:00:05,410
I believe you.

1166
01:00:05,430 --> 01:00:06,530
You also said crevasse, yeah.

1167
01:00:08,310 --> 01:00:08,670
Sorry.

1168
01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:18,390
you did do a good enough job i think it was yeah but all right yes 2026 off to a good start now

1169
01:00:18,390 --> 01:00:21,870
let me see if i can guess your decoy word yeah go for it really kick me in the nuts

1170
01:00:21,870 --> 01:00:38,250
uh is it duvet no how about tombstone no or palette no okay i really wanted you to get it

1171
01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:39,110
because that would have been fun.

1172
01:00:39,190 --> 01:00:39,830
That would have been fun.

1173
01:00:39,990 --> 01:00:40,150
Yeah.

1174
01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:41,710
Thank you for believing

1175
01:00:41,710 --> 01:00:44,430
or for wanting me to have something nice in 2026.

1176
01:00:44,710 --> 01:00:44,770
I do.

1177
01:00:45,230 --> 01:00:45,930
It was libido.

1178
01:00:47,270 --> 01:00:49,350
Oh, okay.

1179
01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:52,310
You said because of their libidos,

1180
01:00:52,470 --> 01:00:55,330
they're wise or something.

1181
01:00:55,490 --> 01:00:56,050
Like, why forget?

1182
01:00:56,170 --> 01:00:57,230
We were talking about people.

1183
01:00:57,950 --> 01:00:59,570
We're all wise because of our libidos.

1184
01:01:01,530 --> 01:01:01,930
Okay.

1185
01:01:03,190 --> 01:01:03,590
Okay.

1186
01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:07,010
I think you said this word twice,

1187
01:01:07,010 --> 01:01:08,010
so I don't want to...

1188
01:01:08,010 --> 01:01:09,630
I'm worried it's your decoy word.

1189
01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:11,830
Let me make a couple of guesses.

1190
01:01:12,170 --> 01:01:12,430
Okay.

1191
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,110
Is your word unified?

1192
01:01:14,830 --> 01:01:15,110
No.

1193
01:01:16,430 --> 01:01:16,950
Pantheon?

1194
01:01:17,390 --> 01:01:19,050
No, I saw you write that one down.

1195
01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:19,710
Is that your decoy word?

1196
01:01:20,090 --> 01:01:20,370
Nope.

1197
01:01:21,510 --> 01:01:21,990
Prophecies?

1198
01:01:23,290 --> 01:01:23,810
No.

1199
01:01:24,350 --> 01:01:24,670
Folklore?

1200
01:01:26,210 --> 01:01:27,950
That's my decoy word.

1201
01:01:28,390 --> 01:01:28,790
Fudgshicles!

1202
01:01:29,870 --> 01:01:30,310
Fudgshicles!

1203
01:01:30,690 --> 01:01:32,190
Hanging from a fudge roof.

1204
01:01:32,450 --> 01:01:32,930
Yeah!

1205
01:01:34,110 --> 01:01:35,510
Boy, I really...

1206
01:01:35,510 --> 01:01:36,990
I really ate shit.

1207
01:01:38,010 --> 01:01:40,050
Do you have any other guesses for Jenna to do a word?

1208
01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:40,690
Treatment.

1209
01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:41,850
Oh.

1210
01:01:42,790 --> 01:01:43,190
No.

1211
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,590
Did you say your word when I was talking about Simon Cowell?

1212
01:01:46,410 --> 01:01:46,690
No.

1213
01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:48,090
I have no idea.

1214
01:01:48,670 --> 01:01:49,970
I'm saying high resolution.

1215
01:01:51,610 --> 01:01:52,630
Well, what was it, Jenna?

1216
01:01:53,990 --> 01:01:54,430
Inheritance.

1217
01:01:55,370 --> 01:01:57,630
I said I want to get together.

1218
01:01:57,730 --> 01:01:59,050
I want to find long lost.

1219
01:02:00,810 --> 01:02:06,550
You're annoyed that you got crevasse and I got inheritance?

1220
01:02:07,270 --> 01:02:07,710
Okay.

1221
01:02:08,010 --> 01:02:13,250
Well, whatever. What about the time I got decapitated and both you and Chrissy guessed it?

1222
01:02:14,210 --> 01:02:15,390
What about it?

1223
01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:19,370
I feel like the balance is there with the words.

1224
01:02:20,390 --> 01:02:24,790
We each, every week it's a different, varying difficulty.

1225
01:02:25,510 --> 01:02:28,550
All right, so you guessed my word and I said your decoy word.

1226
01:02:28,770 --> 01:02:29,230
Yeah.

1227
01:02:29,990 --> 01:02:30,250
Okay.

1228
01:02:30,450 --> 01:02:30,770
Yes.

1229
01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:34,990
2026, that's my new resolution. It's the year I pass Francis in points.

1230
01:02:34,990 --> 01:02:37,590
I think that means you're up three because you also said your real word.

1231
01:02:38,010 --> 01:02:38,910
Francis did a guess.

1232
01:02:39,950 --> 01:02:40,390
Yeah.

1233
01:02:41,230 --> 01:02:42,370
I think that's a net three for you.

1234
01:02:42,670 --> 01:02:43,690
I think that's net three.

1235
01:02:43,870 --> 01:02:44,470
Net three.

1236
01:02:44,750 --> 01:02:45,330
Net three.

1237
01:02:45,530 --> 01:02:46,110
Net three.

1238
01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:46,510
Woo.

1239
01:02:47,210 --> 01:02:47,610
All right.

1240
01:02:47,670 --> 01:02:49,910
Well, I feel great about 2026.

1241
01:02:51,130 --> 01:02:51,310
Jenna.

1242
01:02:51,670 --> 01:02:51,890
Yeah.

1243
01:02:52,430 --> 01:02:53,170
I want you to be happy.

1244
01:02:53,310 --> 01:02:54,510
It's important to me that you had a good night.

1245
01:02:54,910 --> 01:02:55,330
Thank you.

1246
01:02:55,450 --> 01:02:56,410
I appreciate that.

1247
01:02:57,230 --> 01:02:58,470
God bless you, Jenna.

1248
01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:01,190
George Bailey, is that you?

1249
01:03:02,030 --> 01:03:03,590
Just got kicked by a kangaroo.

1250
01:03:04,730 --> 01:03:06,930
See, you can see it vividly in your head, right?

1251
01:03:06,930 --> 01:03:07,550
Bitten by a cobra.

1252
01:03:08,010 --> 01:03:09,250
All right.

1253
01:03:09,430 --> 01:03:10,090
Well, I gotta go.

1254
01:03:10,910 --> 01:03:11,190
Okay.

1255
01:03:11,890 --> 01:03:13,270
It was nice talking to you.

1256
01:03:13,350 --> 01:03:13,690
All right.

1257
01:03:14,630 --> 01:03:16,350
Happy New Year, listeners.

1258
01:03:19,290 --> 01:03:19,570
Bye.