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so i was at a business uh earlier today and i was talking to a young girl that works there

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early 20s and um she would we were talking about comedy i mentioned that i do stuff with comedy and

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then she was like oh yeah like i love comedy like who's your favorite comedian and i was like oh like

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i you know i don't pay attention to stand-ups as much as i should um like i i yeah don't i don't

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know who's like the new up-and-coming stand-ups now and then uh she was like oh i uh my favorite

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of all time jim brewer which just struck me as so funny she's like i love him he was my favorite

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it for forever and um i just thought that was really funny and then she was like so she's talking

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about comedy as if she's like a comedy fan but her favorite is jim brewer and then she was talking

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about like in like one of his specials um i think it was called i forget what it was like in the

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light or something like that and he was talking about um a story there was a movie where he was

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supposed to be stoned all the time i was like oh yeah half-baked and she's like yeah and most of

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scenes he wasn't then one he accidentally was and he he said the guy that was i know

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uh he's like uh one of the guy that was in the movie with him and i was like dave chapelle

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he was like oh yeah i think that's it i was like okay i just thought it was really funny

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she's just like talking about comedy like she's really into comedy and she doesn't know who dave

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bell is but she loves goat boy it's weird like that's one of those things it's like

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clearly she was shown that by her parents and like and so that that's her that's comedy or maybe a

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boyfriend well she said she she said that her parents went to go see him on her birthday once

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but she thinks she was like 10 when that happened and she was like oh you're going to see my favorite

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on my birthday.

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What are the odds

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that your parents

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would go see this guy

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and then he would become

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your favorite comedian?

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Something's going on here.

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Well, that's what I'm saying.

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It's like clearly like,

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it's like the parents' tastes

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being impressed upon the children.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's like people

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who like black licorice.

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Who told you to like that?

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Yeah, you little idiot.

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Yeah.

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It's not good.

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It's not even food.

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No, not food.

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And neither is Jim Brewer.

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No.

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Well.

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Anyway, I just found that to be amusing

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That is funny

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Not funny ha-ha, apparently

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What if she's a

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What if she's a

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Ticket seller or a promoter for him

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Oh, if you're just doing like

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Viral marketing

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Gorilla marketing

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You know who my favorite comedian is?

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She opens her trench coat and there's all these tickets

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Well, I mean, it's working

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We're talking about it

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And then our millions of listeners are now going to be thinking about Jim Brewer.

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That's true.

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Jim Brewer, if you're listening, and we know you are, you're welcome.

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Yeah, great tactic, buddy.

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Yeah, real smart.

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Yeah.

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You know, when you first said she liked Jim Brewer, I have to confess.

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When you first said she liked Jim Brewer, I laughed a little.

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I don't know who that is.

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Oh, you don't?

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Okay.

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And then you said Goat Boy.

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And now I'm really, I'm interested.

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I'm intrigued.

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But I still remain ignorant.

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He was on SNL in the 90s.

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uh he was very it was a very like 90s heyday kind of comedian um he's got very like big

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hooded eyes kind of does he is he is he does he have a beard i don't think so this is taking me

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back to that one episode where we played 20 questions is his hair brown does he make people

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laugh apparently uh anyway well welcome to very fine friends a podcast where friends talk about

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stuff uh i hate the question who's your favorite comedian from like someone you know is not

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really into comedy because it's like i don't know what to tell you man well i wouldn't even

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know how to answer that question because sometimes i watch things that i found funny 10 years ago i'm

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I'm like, nah, dumb.

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You know, things change, things evolve.

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Yeah, I know.

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I'm not going to pimp someone when tomorrow they can say something I don't like.

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They can be on the news and be like, Francis sucks.

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And I'll be like, I was just saying you were my favorite.

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I got you tattooed.

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Not that you have a tattoo of that person on you.

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You just arranged for them to have a tattoo.

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Yeah, that's my job.

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I got you tattooed.

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Tattoo concierge.

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that tutu you have that tutu you have tutu tutu that's because of me me me

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yeah quick interruption every week on the podcast we do something where our producer joe

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gives francis and i each our own secret word throughout the course of the podcast we need to

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find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person noticing

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If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.

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And right before we die, we add up all the points.

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And then we get a prize, whoever has the most points, for guessing the most secret words.

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Here's Joe with today's secret words.

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Jenna's secret word is outstanding.

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Jenna's decoy word is based.

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Francis's secret word is addled.

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Francis' decoy word is seg.

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Back to the pod.

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Tattoo concierge is a good job.

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Is it a job at all?

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No.

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It would be a concept a good job.

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In concept it's a good job.

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In fact, some might even say you just invented a new job.

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Are we segwaying?

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Are we doing this?

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I think we may be.

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Holy shit.

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It's time for the invention of the week.

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inventions.

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Well,

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Jubes, I'm going to give you a choice.

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Do you want an invention for women?

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Or do you want an invention

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relating to food?

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Ooh.

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I want them both.

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Can we do...

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We'll do women.

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But earmark the food one.

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okay i want to see what you're fixing can i make the decision for her as a man

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no i want it because i want to take her right away i want to hear what yeah that's what i'm asking

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problem i want to hear what problem francis thinks women has and how he can solve it oh it's you're

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gonna love this okay great we're off to a good start you know how there's predators i do know

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that you know how it's men uh i do know that sometimes yeah when it comes to women do you

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You know how women just want to live in peace and not be harangued?

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I do know that.

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Well, whoa.

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I think I did something huge this week.

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Whoa.

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Yeah, humongous.

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Are you ready?

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Okay, well, here it is.

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This invention, if I could just say, women around the world, you're welcome.

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you're gonna love this so much thank you so meek here's the invention

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picture this okay you need a little exercise it's it's your time of day sun is kind of going down

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but this is the only time you can get to it you're gonna go for a little a little j-o-g okay

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J-O-O-B going on a J-O-G.

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Yeah, that's it.

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A little jube jog.

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So you're getting ready.

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You're all excited.

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You're fit and sexy and you're going to remain so.

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That's the point of the jog.

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Well.

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Spandex.

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Yeah, you're out jogging.

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So you start.

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You have a little warm up.

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You start to go.

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Feeling good.

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Yeah.

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The ponytail that you've never once had is swaying in the breeze.

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all of a sudden

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a man lunges out of the darkness

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and attacks

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oh no

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or does he

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entering my invention

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now this invention can be worn

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on a hat

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or it could be like a

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I'm saying it's like a vest

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but it's just like straps that you put on

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like a vest that you clip on

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like laterhosen

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it's a crossbody

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Like a...

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It's nothing that's already been invented with my new invention.

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On the front and the back is a little radar system that tells you if someone is approaching.

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So you can listen to your AirPods.

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You can have a nice little jog.

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And if any object is coming toward you, it tells you and like buzzes in the direction of when it's coming.

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So it gives you a chance to turn around and blow their head off.

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So he's just running with a gun.

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La la la, la la la, gun in hand.

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And then the radar system goes off and you just like spin and shoot.

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And then it's like, oh no, that was little Timmy from next door.

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Whoops.

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So let's earmark spin and shoot as a potential name.

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But you don't have to kill him, but it tells you, hey, you need to watch out.

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Because a problem that a lot of women have right now is that they don't feel comfortable.

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Like, first of all, being out and about in the dark.

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Especially if they want to listen to music.

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Sometimes I feel like they can't, but they have to have one off because I need to listen to their surroundings.

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This problem is now being solved by me.

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That, I mean, it is true.

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What's funny is I used to listen with headphones all the time when I was in New York.

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But then when I moved to L.A., downtown L.A., like that felt way more dangerous.

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And I never walked around without with headphones in.

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Now, what if you had the device?

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Um, maybe let's talk more about it.

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You know what inspired this?

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you lunched at a woman

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and you successfully caught her.

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She didn't get away. Yeah, and I thought, man, I wish she'd had a chance.

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No, um. She never saw me

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coming. As I'm like burying her in the woods.

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Only she'd had a chance.

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Oh, my empathy.

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Anyway, no.

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You feel too much.

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I'm hugging her. Why did you let me do

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this? I was

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rooting for you!

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no what inspired this was um you ever seen the hit film men in black yes when that hit film came out

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after they had merch and one of the merches was sunglasses with a mirror so you could see behind

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you. And I always thought that was the coolest thing ever. So I took that and I turned it

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into a modern day anti-attack device. Yeah. Yeah. How sensitive is the approaching proximity

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sensor thing? Well, it won't tell you about a bird. I'll tell you that. It's specifically

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if something is approaching and getting too close. You know, like when you back your car

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but it's like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

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Similar to that.

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But how close would a predator have to be to?

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10 feet.

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Is that enough time to react?

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Yeah, because once you get the alert, guess what you're doing?

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Speeding up.

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And then turning to look and make sure what's going on.

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Once you see that man there, you'll be emailing our company and being like,

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thank you.

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Thank you, sirs and ma'ams.

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What about if it's just like a regular jogger

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that's behind you and it's just faster than you?

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Well, then you turn and you see it.

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Or like a little kid on a bike.

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This detection system is just to give you a fighting chance.

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Once it goes off, you turn and you see it's Timmy on a bike,

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you're fine.

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You turn and you see a man approaching with malice in his eyes,

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not fine.

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But what are Timmy's intentions, we have to ask?

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Do we trust Timmy?

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I can't answer those questions.

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I'm not a philosopher.

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I am an inventor.

254
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,580
Wouldn't you want your mother to have this?

255
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:56,620
Your aunt?

256
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:04,300
I guess I'm just thinking it's either going to be going off all the time for stuff that's not predator,

257
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:09,120
and then you're just going to either start disregarding it because you're getting lots of false alarms,

258
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:13,700
or you're going to be so wound up constantly thinking you're about to be attacked

259
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:17,880
that it's going to be the most stressful thing in the whole world.

260
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:19,800
What about this?

261
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:20,540
Okay.

262
00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,380
What about you wear the system,

263
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:25,480
and then the system basically in the back is a camera,

264
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:28,700
and then you have sunglasses on,

265
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,260
or regular glasses if you're jogging at night,

266
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,900
and it shows you a little backward view.

267
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,240
If something's coming up, it pops up on the screen,

268
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and you see it for a second, and then you can wave it off.

269
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:45,120
or, you know, like you could do a hand motion and it goes back to regular if it's nothing.

270
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I like that better.

271
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That works better, I think.

272
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,920
Just kind of a rear view camera.

273
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:53,280
Yeah.

274
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,700
Yeah, so you can't be snuck up on.

275
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:57,420
Yeah.

276
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,180
But then I would say that this isn't just for women.

277
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,640
I think men would use this too.

278
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:04,360
You think?

279
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:09,660
I think this sounds to me like something as if a kid, as a kid, if I had heard of this,

280
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:12,600
I would have wanted one to just be like,

281
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,920
oh no, I'm not looking at you.

282
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,560
Look, my back is totally to you.

283
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,560
And then you're like, haha, I've got my...

284
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,160
I think predators would use this too.

285
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,040
I feel like women are going to use it to avoid men

286
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,300
and men are going to use it to look at women.

287
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,060
Well, okay.

288
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,920
Look, but don't touch.

289
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:31,620
Slogan.

290
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,900
Predators, we've been over this.

291
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:35,820
I know.

292
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,980
And we know you're listening.

293
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:38,820
We've talked to you before on pod.

294
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:39,240
Yeah.

295
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:40,260
Just stop.

296
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:41,040
How's that app working out?

297
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,260
You weren't supposed to use it.

298
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:42,860
Mm-hmm.

299
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:44,180
Gotcha.

300
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:44,700
Yep.

301
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,240
Oh, I hope you said I don't know.

302
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,980
I've never used it.

303
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,400
Be honest, Predators.

304
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,020
Yeah.

305
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,060
For once in your lives.

306
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:51,960
Seriously.

307
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,880
Get your act together, Predators.

308
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,200
Yeah, or go to jail.

309
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,040
Yeah.

310
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,540
You pieces of shit.

311
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,780
Just go to jail and be like, I'm a Predator.

312
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:02,180
Yeah.

313
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,440
Be like, let me in.

314
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,200
Let me in.

315
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:05,560
Yeah.

316
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:06,880
I want in.

317
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,040
God.

318
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,040
And the guards will be like, okay.

319
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,080
They have to.

320
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:15,020
Legally, if you go to a jail and say, let me in, they have to let you in.

321
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,060
I thought everyone knew that.

322
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,480
And they have to give you a nice roommate.

323
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:19,700
Yep.

324
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:31,150
Because you know predators will get attacked You know that where they going to need our product in prison Oh yeah In the showers Oh yeah If you know what I mean Because of sex

325
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:33,310
Do you know how fast I would take a shower in prison?

326
00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,050
I'd be like in and out.

327
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:37,710
I see what you're saying.

328
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,370
I heard you meant like as soon as you got in.

329
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:46,050
The second I get in prison, I'm getting into the bathroom, baby.

330
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:48,990
That's a weird, weird thing to want.

331
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:49,590
Okay.

332
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:50,970
Yeah, no, you, but we're clear.

333
00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:52,090
We see the local prison.

334
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,250
Francis is like, let me in, let me in.

335
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:54,990
And they have to.

336
00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:55,250
Yeah.

337
00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:59,050
You're there, just a towel around your waist.

338
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,230
I have soap to drop.

339
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:05,290
From zero to shower, real fast.

340
00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:07,450
Okay.

341
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:14,530
I think the glasses thing is better than the radar, like, sound alert.

342
00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,970
I think that would freak people out.

343
00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:20,730
I just think it would work.

344
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,070
Then, oh, I'm also imagining,

345
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:25,970
how distracting would it be to have,

346
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:28,050
wouldn't you always be kind of looking at the,

347
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:33,010
I'm imagining ladies running and then falling into a fountain

348
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:36,650
because they're not paying attention to what's behind them.

349
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:37,570
No, it's like a heads-up display.

350
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,230
So in your glasses, just in a corner of your vision,

351
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:41,870
it'll pop up with the rear view.

352
00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:46,070
And then you have the chance to get rid of it.

353
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,890
quick swipe if it's nothing.

354
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:49,870
But you can still see everything.

355
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,070
Okay.

356
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:54,230
It's like a picture in picture window.

357
00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:55,150
PNP.

358
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:57,090
Well, yeah.

359
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,550
Does something like this already exist?

360
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:00,910
No.

361
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,870
No, if it does not.

362
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,110
Absolutely not.

363
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:07,950
Yeah, let's check samsclub.com.

364
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,070
I don't think so. This feels

365
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:10,850
fresh.

366
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:11,370
Okay.

367
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,890
What would you like to call

368
00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,830
your glasses. Oof, I don't

369
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,890
really know. Maybe like

370
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:21,030
safe-see

371
00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:22,530
or like

372
00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:30,930
I don't know. Joe?

373
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,410
The no contact lens.

374
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,390
No contact.

375
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,050
No touching. Yeah, no contact

376
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:37,470
lens.

377
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,430
She spy.

378
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,590
She spy?

379
00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:45,650
Yeah.

380
00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:51,770
She spies seashells by the seashore.

381
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:56,010
EHP.

382
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:58,430
Empty-handed predator.

383
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,770
Empty-handed predator.

384
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,030
The juvie jogger for branded merch.

385
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,130
Oh, great.

386
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,250
Yeah, yeah, that's good.

387
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,090
Chubby jogger.

388
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:20,450
Okay.

389
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,490
Are there any other...

390
00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:26,430
I feel like there's something I'm missing about this.

391
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:27,650
You mean like a flaw?

392
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:28,830
Yeah, like a flaw.

393
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:29,510
No.

394
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:30,750
No, that's weird.

395
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,370
Once I pivoted, I thought it completely through.

396
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:36,510
I mean, I did see the wheels churning.

397
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:37,930
Yeah.

398
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:39,930
Okay.

399
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:42,190
I guess perfect product.

400
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,350
Wow, you guys.

401
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:45,570
I know, outstanding work.

402
00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:46,650
A lot of people are going to buy these.

403
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,750
Especially in downtown LA.

404
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:49,550
Yeah.

405
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,430
Oh, well, I mean, for sure.

406
00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:56,450
And a lot of people will abandon them and then the homeless in downtown LA will have them instead.

407
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,130
I wonder if we could partner with Jim Brewer.

408
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,210
Ooh.

409
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,770
So his promoters could talk about his tickets and also.

410
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,210
Goat Boy and the Juby Joggers.

411
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:06,770
Yeah.

412
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:07,310
Ooh.

413
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:08,670
Match made in heaven.

414
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,250
Oh, nice.

415
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:12,330
Very good.

416
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:19,450
all right well nice work i think that wraps up the invention of the week

417
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:26,130
all right it's time for our next segment our next seg

418
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:36,750
everlasting bob stopper hey there everybody my name's bob i sure hope nobody stops me

419
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:49,550
shall i just explain everlasting i would love that hello audience the way that

420
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:57,510
everlasting bob stopper works that's right bob stopper is that one of us will be bob

421
00:19:57,510 --> 00:20:02,310
a regular guy just going about his life but little does he know

422
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:11,850
everyone around him is out to get him and they will go to extreme lengths to ruin his day and

423
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,410
stop him from doing what he's trying to do.

424
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:14,770
That's it.

425
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,850
Okay. Jenna, would you like

426
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,730
to be Bob or would you like to stop Bob?

427
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,150
Um,

428
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,390
I think I'd like to be Bob.

429
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:24,110
Okay.

430
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:27,330
Here we go.

431
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:30,770
Ooh.

432
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,970
Just gonna head to my favorite cafe

433
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:35,710
to get my favorite

434
00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:36,550
sandwich.

435
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,730
Hello there. We don't open for two minutes.

436
00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:41,310
Oh, no problem.

437
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:44,050
I will wait. The sandwich is worth the wait.

438
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:45,350
Two metric minutes.

439
00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:47,410
What's a metric minute?

440
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:48,270
It's longer.

441
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:50,850
Okay, well.

442
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,290
Sorry, you may be trying another cafe.

443
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:55,710
No, I got time on my hands. I'll just wait.

444
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:56,170
Okay.

445
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:58,430
I'm really sick.

446
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,210
Two metric minutes later.

447
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,470
Okay, come in, Bob.

448
00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:07,110
Well, it did feel a lot longer.

449
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:08,590
That's good. What do you want? Can I get you?

450
00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:10,150
I will have

451
00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:13,190
the number...

452
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,630
Let me ask you a quick question.

453
00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:18,810
Do you baste the turkey in-house

454
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,310
for the turkey sandwich?

455
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,250
I'm sorry, I'm having really trouble understanding your thick accent.

456
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:27,390
Do you baste the turkey

457
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:31,570
in-house for the turkey sandwich?

458
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:34,490
Yes, I would say the face of the jerky

459
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:35,470
is in a blouse.

460
00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:39,490
Oh, come on. I was real clear there.

461
00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:40,190
Okay.

462
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:40,790
I don't know.

463
00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:42,970
I'm going to write this down for you.

464
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,150
You do know how to read, right?

465
00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:44,810
I'm going to write this down.

466
00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:45,570
Yeah, go ahead and write it down.

467
00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:50,170
Do you baste the turkey in hell?

468
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:50,990
All right, here it is.

469
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,190
I got my big whiteboard with me.

470
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:53,430
Luckily, I brought that with me today.

471
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:53,890
Let's see.

472
00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:57,530
Oh, we just got rid of the last turkey.

473
00:21:58,950 --> 00:21:59,590
Sorry, Bob.

474
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:02,570
You got a lot of turkey falling out of your mouth right now.

475
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:03,750
Well, you took a long time to write that down.

476
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,390
I feel like I was fairly quick.

477
00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:09,550
I had all these words pre-written out.

478
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:14,330
I just slapped it on there like magnets.

479
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:15,130
That was so fast.

480
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:15,670
Hey, Bob, shut up.

481
00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:18,630
Since this is the only thing we sell, you should probably go.

482
00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:22,290
We're closed.

483
00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:23,070
We're closed.

484
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:23,870
We're closed.

485
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:24,990
All right, fine.

486
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:28,210
I'm going to go take a walk in the park.

487
00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:28,990
Great, see you tomorrow.

488
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:30,670
Maybe play some chess.

489
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:31,050
Whatever.

490
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:33,790
Bob, is that you?

491
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:35,470
Yeah.

492
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:37,290
Bob, sit down, Bob.

493
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,630
Oh, so great.

494
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:40,390
I missed you, yes.

495
00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:42,010
It's great to see an old friend.

496
00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:43,710
How are you, Gerard?

497
00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,970
I was fine until you called me old.

498
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:47,770
I just...

499
00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:48,610
I'm kidding.

500
00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:49,810
I'm rising here.

501
00:22:50,010 --> 00:22:50,610
I'm rising here.

502
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,230
Oh, Gerard.

503
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:53,010
So nice to see your friendly face.

504
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,750
I've had kind of a weird day.

505
00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:55,990
Sit down.

506
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:56,670
Let's play chess.

507
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:57,310
Talk about it.

508
00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:58,130
Hey, I like you.

509
00:22:59,090 --> 00:22:59,450
Okay.

510
00:22:59,510 --> 00:23:00,790
Oh, thank you so much.

511
00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:01,890
Oh, well.

512
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:04,030
Night.

513
00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:06,810
No Gerard

514
00:23:06,810 --> 00:23:09,210
What's going on? I don't feel good

515
00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:09,970
No Gerard

516
00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:11,870
No no no no

517
00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,610
Not your heart

518
00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:15,610
Oh my god what's going on with Gerard

519
00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:16,530
Dad

520
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:19,090
Oh Gerard Junior no

521
00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:20,530
Don't look at your dad like this

522
00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:21,870
You were the last person who was with him

523
00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:22,770
What'd you do

524
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:25,750
Nothing I just went night to be four

525
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:26,270
Father

526
00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:28,790
Gerard Junior no

527
00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:30,770
The Dodgers had at least two months left

528
00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:31,750
What did you do

529
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:34,410
Oh, God, I'm so sorry, Gerard Jr.

530
00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:35,110
I did nothing.

531
00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,070
We were just playing a friendly game of chess.

532
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:38,150
He pooped.

533
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:39,090
He's dead.

534
00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:41,290
I'm sorry.

535
00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:42,310
I'm sorry.

536
00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:48,490
I think that's just something that the body does when it's dying.

537
00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:50,990
I'm so sorry, Gerard Jr.

538
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,930
He did it next to you, everyone.

539
00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:54,250
I know.

540
00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:55,650
It's kind of all over me.

541
00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:57,410
I can't believe it.

542
00:23:58,330 --> 00:23:59,670
Get out of this park.

543
00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:00,070
Okay.

544
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:01,350
You son of a bitch.

545
00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:02,090
All right.

546
00:24:02,970 --> 00:24:04,830
I'm just going to go sit in a quiet movie theater.

547
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,710
Nothing bad can happen in a quiet movie theater.

548
00:24:08,270 --> 00:24:08,590
Hey.

549
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:09,390
What?

550
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,630
There's one open chair next to me.

551
00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:13,690
Oh, this is a really packed movie theater.

552
00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:14,150
Oh, I know.

553
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,290
Everyone really wants to see it.

554
00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:16,310
It's Transformers 9.

555
00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:18,150
Sit down.

556
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:18,830
Okay.

557
00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:20,710
Oh, thank you so much.

558
00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:23,390
You don't mind moving your popcorn?

559
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:24,410
No.

560
00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:24,990
For me to sit down.

561
00:24:24,990 --> 00:24:26,490
You can actually have some of my popcorn if you want.

562
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:26,810
Oh, God.

563
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:27,550
Thank you.

564
00:24:27,590 --> 00:24:28,950
I've been having such a day.

565
00:24:29,110 --> 00:24:29,730
Yeah, reach in there.

566
00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:30,850
Reach in there all the way to the bottom.

567
00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:32,190
Oh, thank you.

568
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:33,590
Oh.

569
00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:34,290
Oh.

570
00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:34,930
Ooh.

571
00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:36,330
Do you...

572
00:24:36,330 --> 00:24:36,670
Oh.

573
00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:39,870
Do you sprinkle gummy worms inside your popcorn?

574
00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:40,850
Yeah, yeah, I did.

575
00:24:41,070 --> 00:24:41,970
Do you like...

576
00:24:41,970 --> 00:24:42,990
Do you like gummy worms?

577
00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:44,950
Oh, it's...

578
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:46,090
I'm trying to...

579
00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:47,530
Well, I don't know if I've ever had one.

580
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:48,450
I'm going to try to get it out.

581
00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:49,390
They're hard to get out.

582
00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:50,630
Yeah.

583
00:24:50,950 --> 00:24:51,810
Oh, I'm just...

584
00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:52,910
I'm tugging and I'm tugging.

585
00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:55,390
It seems stuck to the bottom there.

586
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:57,150
Oh.

587
00:24:57,490 --> 00:24:57,810
Oops.

588
00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:00,250
Did you ask for extra butter?

589
00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:00,830
What's...

590
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:03,270
Oh. Oh.

591
00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:07,190
Oh, you're not a kindly stranger.

592
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:08,410
And you're not my wife.

593
00:25:10,170 --> 00:25:11,570
No, I'm not your wife.

594
00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:13,870
Get out of here. I'm not horny anymore.

595
00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:17,330
I got what I wanted. Stop looking at me.

596
00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:18,570
Come on.

597
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:21,150
These aren't other people. These are mannequins, by the way.

598
00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:21,910
No.

599
00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:24,190
I had to make sure I was going to get you.

600
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,570
Oh, in the dark. They all look like real people.

601
00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,290
Yeah, I told you. I can't look at you anymore.

602
00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:29,590
This was an elaborate plot.

603
00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:33,390
that would anyone have done or did it have to be me?

604
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:35,130
It always had to be you,

605
00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:35,590
Bob.

606
00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:36,190
No,

607
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:36,930
that's right.

608
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,310
Get out of here and wash your hands.

609
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:39,470
Oh God.

610
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:40,190
Oh,

611
00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:41,190
you know what?

612
00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:42,890
I'm just going to go down.

613
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,330
I'm going to go down to my local gym and,

614
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:48,150
and work this,

615
00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:49,130
work this out.

616
00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:49,970
I,

617
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:50,550
I feel,

618
00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:50,910
Oh,

619
00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:51,670
what a day.

620
00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:52,910
What a terrible day.

621
00:25:55,190 --> 00:25:55,810
Oh yeah.

622
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:56,610
Lifting weights.

623
00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:58,570
Now one and two.

624
00:25:58,670 --> 00:25:58,770
Hey,

625
00:25:58,770 --> 00:26:00,830
You don't mind if I three and spot you?

626
00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:01,270
Do it four.

627
00:26:01,350 --> 00:26:01,910
Oh, no, please.

628
00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:05,990
Oh, I went up in wait, so I feel like I need a spotter.

629
00:26:06,170 --> 00:26:06,850
Yeah, I saw that.

630
00:26:12,650 --> 00:26:13,050
Wow.

631
00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:13,870
I did it.

632
00:26:14,270 --> 00:26:15,250
You really did.

633
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:15,930
New PR.

634
00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:17,390
Wow, new goal.

635
00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:17,870
Amazing.

636
00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:18,430
Yeah.

637
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,290
Thank you for your help.

638
00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:28,790
Man, this has been just quite possibly one of the worst days.

639
00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:30,470
Is it? Has it really been one of the worst days?

640
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:31,390
Yeah, it really has.

641
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:32,650
Oh, I hate to hear that for you.

642
00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:33,910
Thank you.

643
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,170
I hate to hear that for you.

644
00:26:37,490 --> 00:26:38,430
Bob, by the way.

645
00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:39,270
Oh, I know.

646
00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:39,930
What?

647
00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:40,650
Oh, I know.

648
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,270
This isn't a normal gym, Bob.

649
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:45,110
What do you mean?

650
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,110
Let me go ahead and take this partition down.

651
00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:49,750
Ha ha

652
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,710
You're at the gym at the old folk center

653
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:52,330
No

654
00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:54,210
These weights are on babysitting

655
00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:55,690
Ha ha

656
00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:57,410
You weren't breaking a sweat

657
00:26:57,410 --> 00:26:58,830
Oh no

658
00:26:58,830 --> 00:26:59,890
Oh my god

659
00:26:59,890 --> 00:27:01,350
By the way your hands smell weird

660
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:02,950
Yeah sorry about that

661
00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:03,850
Ha ha

662
00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:04,810
Don't go to the movies

663
00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:06,250
You're not fit

664
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,230
Oh man

665
00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:08,790
I thought these were real weights

666
00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:09,430
It's just little

667
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:12,250
Hey old people come out and look

668
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,430
You're better than Bob

669
00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:17,030
Ah he's so weak

670
00:27:17,030 --> 00:27:24,130
see she never that's the first time she ever talked oh my god yeah this is humiliating i know

671
00:27:24,130 --> 00:27:30,170
that was difficult for me i know it was you know why placebo everyone sing the song we practiced

672
00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:39,010
bob sucks bob is the worst weak muscles bob

673
00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:42,010
Good job, guys.

674
00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:43,110
Good job.

675
00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,870
That song really

676
00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:49,010
twisted a knife into my heart.

677
00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:49,610
Good.

678
00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:51,110
Although I did appreciate the harmonies.

679
00:27:51,490 --> 00:27:53,130
Yeah, well, those weren't for you.

680
00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:54,270
Those were for us.

681
00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:54,630
Too bad.

682
00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:57,610
You can't stop me from appreciating harmonies.

683
00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:58,070
Okay.

684
00:27:58,150 --> 00:27:58,990
You can't take that from me.

685
00:27:59,010 --> 00:27:59,970
You're trespassing now.

686
00:28:00,530 --> 00:28:00,870
Yeah.

687
00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:01,830
You've been notified.

688
00:28:02,410 --> 00:28:03,150
Now you have to leave.

689
00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:06,370
I'm going home to my beautiful wife

690
00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:08,290
and my kids.

691
00:28:09,010 --> 00:28:09,950
That'll make me feel better.

692
00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:11,150
That always makes me feel better.

693
00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:13,010
The end of a hard day.

694
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:14,430
I don't care.

695
00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,490
Hun, what's wrong, babe?

696
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:23,130
Sugar, you would not believe the day that I've had.

697
00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:23,290
What's wrong?

698
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,490
You look verklempt.

699
00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,690
You look brain-addled.

700
00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:27,650
What's going on?

701
00:28:27,770 --> 00:28:31,790
I couldn't get a basted turkey sandwich.

702
00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:35,970
And then Gerard shat on me and died.

703
00:28:36,430 --> 00:28:36,750
Gerard?

704
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:44,010
And then there was a whole disgusting gummy worm thing that I won't tell you too much about.

705
00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:45,410
I'm sure if I needed to know, you'd tell me.

706
00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:47,390
I accidentally jacked a guy off.

707
00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:50,030
Anyway, I'm sorry.

708
00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:52,670
That's okay.

709
00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:54,790
When I took my vows, I meant them.

710
00:28:55,530 --> 00:28:56,590
And that was an accident.

711
00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:57,790
I was tricked into it.

712
00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,230
It was not on purpose, honey.

713
00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:00,530
I just want you to know that.

714
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:07,710
And then I thought, hey, I'm going to go lift a bunch of weights and feel better about myself.

715
00:29:07,770 --> 00:29:11,750
And then it turns out it was baby weights that even really old people could do.

716
00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:12,950
Old people baby weights?

717
00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:14,310
Old people baby weights.

718
00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:15,150
And they all laughed.

719
00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:19,970
And they sang a pretty great song, actually, about how much I sucked.

720
00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:21,790
Someone wrote a song about you, Bob?

721
00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:27,990
Yeah, it was, I mean, on the one hand, do I appreciate the gesture that they put in the time?

722
00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:35,990
But on the other hand, I don't know, it was humiliating to hear a chorus of old people singing Bob sucks.

723
00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:38,130
That's not bad.

724
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:38,790
That's not bad.

725
00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:40,350
Yeah, it was kind of catchy.

726
00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:41,370
Hey, I'm just curious.

727
00:29:41,470 --> 00:29:44,930
When are you going to ask who this gentleman is here that's next to me?

728
00:29:45,570 --> 00:29:47,490
Oh, I didn't even.

729
00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:50,470
Sorry, I didn't even probably just so happy to see you.

730
00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:56,710
Just I'm assuming it must be some kind of traveling salesman of some kind.

731
00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:57,930
We do need a new vacuum cleaner.

732
00:29:57,990 --> 00:29:58,750
That would be really helpful.

733
00:29:59,850 --> 00:30:00,710
Hi, I'm Bob.

734
00:30:00,810 --> 00:30:01,570
Nice to meet you.

735
00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:03,210
Hi, Bob.

736
00:30:04,290 --> 00:30:05,710
I'm your wife's new husband.

737
00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:06,590
Wait, what?

738
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,330
We found a legal loophole.

739
00:30:10,410 --> 00:30:15,050
If old people sing a song about you that's humiliating but also contains a fun harmony,

740
00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:16,810
the marriage is void.

741
00:30:17,030 --> 00:30:17,210
What?

742
00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:20,190
And his kids are his now, too.

743
00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:20,730
No.

744
00:30:20,990 --> 00:30:21,430
It's true.

745
00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:23,950
I legally adopted them just before you came in.

746
00:30:24,630 --> 00:30:26,470
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

747
00:30:27,010 --> 00:30:27,930
This kid, no, no, no.

748
00:30:27,990 --> 00:30:29,590
This has got to be some kind of a prank.

749
00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:31,770
A man's home is his castle.

750
00:30:33,590 --> 00:30:35,070
You can't take that from him.

751
00:30:36,330 --> 00:30:38,290
Your kids are already calling me dad.

752
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:39,970
Oh, no.

753
00:30:42,870 --> 00:30:44,270
God, this feels so familiar.

754
00:30:45,670 --> 00:30:46,370
It's okay.

755
00:30:46,490 --> 00:30:56,620
It going to be okay Oh this is Is there no place that safe from the torture that has become my life Yeah

756
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:02,080
Wait, does that mean yes, no place is safe or yes, there is a safe place?

757
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:02,620
No, there is a safe place.

758
00:31:02,741 --> 00:31:04,200
Oh, please tell me where it is.

759
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,720
Sugar, can I call you Sugar anymore?

760
00:31:06,861 --> 00:31:07,780
No, no, no, no.

761
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:08,300
Regina.

762
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,580
I can call her Sugar now.

763
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:09,980
Yeah.

764
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:10,780
What's your name?

765
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:12,900
New Bob.

766
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:15,520
Yeah.

767
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,820
Yeah, that works.

768
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,020
New Bob, of course.

769
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,560
If you say it faster, it sounds more like a real name.

770
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,040
New Bob.

771
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:21,841
New Bob.

772
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:22,940
Oh, I love you.

773
00:31:24,001 --> 00:31:28,700
You're safe to go to your parents' house.

774
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:29,460
Oh, okay.

775
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,101
That's right.

776
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,040
Mom and dad.

777
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:32,680
Yep.

778
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,180
I gotta go there.

779
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,440
I need some kind of comfort.

780
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,020
I agree.

781
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:37,640
Please leave.

782
00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:42,620
Mom?

783
00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:43,620
Honey.

784
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,520
Oh, my God, I haven't seen you in so long.

785
00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:46,900
I know.

786
00:31:47,001 --> 00:31:48,080
I'm real sorry about that.

787
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,080
Oh, it's okay.

788
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,400
I know that you have a good reason.

789
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,261
Get in here.

790
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:52,380
Hey, thank you.

791
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,020
Oh, God, thank you so much.

792
00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:55,880
Hey, you're my baby boy.

793
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,841
My baby boy, Bob.

794
00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,501
Oh, thank you.

795
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:00,741
Thank you.

796
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,920
I just, oh, this feels nice.

797
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:03,620
Bob baby.

798
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:04,361
Yeah.

799
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:05,020
Oh.

800
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,761
Mr. Bob.

801
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,040
Yeah.

802
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:11,640
Anyway, I see that you have no wedding ring on.

803
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,380
Come in.

804
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,040
Oh, you noticed that right away?

805
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,120
You took it off, huh?

806
00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,280
Yeah, it took a long time

807
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,001
My fingers are a little bit bigger now

808
00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:20,720
That's okay

809
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,501
When I got married

810
00:32:21,501 --> 00:32:23,180
Hey, you're my big baby Bob

811
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,741
Big Bob baby

812
00:32:24,741 --> 00:32:25,960
Thanks, Mom

813
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,080
No!

814
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,241
What's happening to me?

815
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,341
No, Mom!

816
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,501
Not you too!

817
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:32,800
My wife!

818
00:32:32,841 --> 00:32:33,900
What happened to my wife?

819
00:32:34,001 --> 00:32:34,820
She's shitting!

820
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,040
In front of you!

821
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,720
Dad, I'm sorry!

822
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,040
Get out!

823
00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:43,220
No!

824
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,660
Fuck you!

825
00:32:53,241 --> 00:32:59,540
Well, it sounds like Bob has been stopped.

826
00:33:00,601 --> 00:33:01,540
That's just one day.

827
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,101
Oh, poor Bob.

828
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,261
Well, that wraps up.

829
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,040
Turkey sandwich.

830
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:11,380
Everlasting Bobstopper.

831
00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:17,841
oh no how long is all this stopping gonna last

832
00:33:17,841 --> 00:33:27,440
wow poor bob fun segment yeah not for bob no no no but for the rest of the world they enjoyed it

833
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:36,341
yeah nemeses he had multiple nemesis arch nemesis yeah the latin

834
00:33:36,341 --> 00:33:56,020
okay well i think it's time for one final segment that is the big question

835
00:33:56,020 --> 00:34:03,280
the question is very big how big is it

836
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:11,360
do we have a big question well this happens every week and i always go uh francis i hope

837
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:16,260
you have a big question for me you said before that you didn't right well we're seeing behind

838
00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:21,600
the curtain audience oh yes the big you you doubt that i could come up with a big question no you do

839
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:28,021
every week yeah don't don't worry i'm not worried absolutely don't worry is that what you're vamping

840
00:34:28,021 --> 00:34:30,041
right now. No, I'm not

841
00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:31,920
vamping. No, he's not

842
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,940
vamping. Not at all. Here's

843
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,220
the big question. Okay.

844
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,280
The big question is

845
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,580
I don't have one.

846
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,260
And I'm thinking really hard.

847
00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:49,100
How hard are you thinking?

848
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,220
Do you have a question for Chance?

849
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,400
Um.

850
00:34:58,021 --> 00:35:00,280
Joe, do you have a question for a chance?

851
00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,840
I mean, I think we've talked about the soft pod before.

852
00:35:02,981 --> 00:35:13,740
We can talk about the Chuck Klosterman question about like paying incremental sums of money to be like X percent more attractive.

853
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,001
Do you remember that one?

854
00:35:17,021 --> 00:35:21,120
Oh, yes, that's right.

855
00:35:22,061 --> 00:35:22,960
I do remember that.

856
00:35:22,981 --> 00:35:23,581
You want to set it up?

857
00:35:23,581 --> 00:35:24,041
Yeah.

858
00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:34,640
So the question is you, no, I don't know.

859
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:36,840
Maybe I don't remember exactly how it goes.

860
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:45,180
Like someone offers you an opportunity and it's like a, it's kind of like a genie situation,

861
00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:50,220
but it's just one thing that they're offering to do, which is they can make you more attractive,

862
00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:57,660
but they can only do it one time and you pay whatever amount of money you want to pay.

863
00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:04,400
But however much you put in is proportional to how much more attractive you become.

864
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:08,780
So the question is, do you accept this opportunity?

865
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:12,760
And if so, how much money are you paying this one time,

866
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,260
knowing that you can only do this one time to make yourself X percent more attractive?

867
00:36:17,521 --> 00:36:18,840
And more money means more attractive.

868
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:25,220
but you don't know like the scale the scale of you don't know the scale well yeah you don't so

869
00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:30,640
you don't know how you don't know how much more attractive you would get if you put in 200 versus

870
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,940
100 so it could theoretically make all the difference in the world and you'd be way hotter

871
00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:41,400
or it could be like your nose is just like slightly smoother or something and then you

872
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:47,960
just paid 100 but you only you only get to try it once so what do you commit to doing hoping that

873
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:54,820
it's enough but you because i mean it could be something as like a dollar gets you next to

874
00:36:54,820 --> 00:37:01,840
nothing maybe like you grow one extra hair on your head or something like that or you lose 10 pounds

875
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:10,180
or you lose it but you don't know oh because it could be like what if ten thousand dollars is the

876
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:14,780
only like would be like a minimum of that's now you start really looking so like but then what if

877
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:19,940
$10,000 is so ridiculously much that it's like you,

878
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,440
you go like crazy to attractive.

879
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:22,981
Yeah.

880
00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:25,860
So it's basically a question that's attractive.

881
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:26,720
Well,

882
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,081
okay.

883
00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:28,880
So I was thinking about this the other day.

884
00:37:29,021 --> 00:37:30,481
I remember being a kid,

885
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:34,460
like when I was young and thinking like if you like,

886
00:37:34,581 --> 00:37:40,320
we're like genie wishes to the listeners at home.

887
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:44,300
Francis did a slow blink head nod when I said genie wishes.

888
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:50,220
yeah oh like oh yeah oh yeah because you want to think like you want to be able to like properly

889
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:55,460
get your wish right and i was thinking i remember being a kid thinking like well maybe a wish could

890
00:37:55,460 --> 00:38:03,780
be you you no matter who sees you you are the most attractive person to that person so like

891
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:09,581
everybody finds you the most attractive person on earth perfect wish no but then i think to go back

892
00:38:09,581 --> 00:38:21,001
to your to go back to your invention from this week i like if you're a lady 100 you're you're

893
00:38:21,001 --> 00:38:28,981
gonna get r-worded at some point uh because somebody and then like that's too much if you're

894
00:38:28,981 --> 00:38:35,600
listening and we know you are yeah that's that's too much like what if you could turn it off

895
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,541
whenever you wanted though.

896
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,541
Just like...

897
00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:41,041
You know when like

898
00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:42,581
the Midas touch,

899
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:43,541
everything you touch is gold?

900
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:43,900
Yeah.

901
00:38:44,061 --> 00:38:45,100
What if you didn't want it?

902
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:45,740
You could just like

903
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,081
reach out and like

904
00:38:47,081 --> 00:38:47,780
touch the person

905
00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:48,700
with intent

906
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:49,740
like on the shoulder

907
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,160
and then you'd be ugly to them?

908
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:51,960
Or it's just like

909
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,561
the one ring.

910
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:53,660
Like you can like

911
00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:54,521
take it on or off

912
00:38:54,521 --> 00:38:55,021
at any point.

913
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:55,840
But wouldn't that be like

914
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,300
jarring to people that

915
00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,460
like because what if you want

916
00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:00,021
to just like run to the grocery store

917
00:39:00,021 --> 00:39:00,981
and so you have it off

918
00:39:00,981 --> 00:39:01,561
but then it's like

919
00:39:01,561 --> 00:39:03,041
somebody that knows you

920
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,460
but you...

921
00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:04,521
Yeah.

922
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:05,320
That would be like

923
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,561
very jarring for the rest of society yeah like does it ruin it does it ruin it for them if they're

924
00:39:09,561 --> 00:39:14,001
like well even if you put the ring back on it's like well i've seen you and you're less attractive

925
00:39:14,001 --> 00:39:19,720
so okay so how about this this is a new big question

926
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:32,440
what is your dream genie wish you you get three genie wishes i get three you get three i'm gonna

927
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,581
to give you three. That's standard.

928
00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:36,360
Standard. Yeah, that's standard

929
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,380
genie. American standard genie wish.

930
00:39:38,581 --> 00:39:38,700
Yeah.

931
00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:42,120
That's like day one of genie

932
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,180
contract law school. Yeah.

933
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:46,260
Obvs.

934
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,200
Obvs.

935
00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:51,920
So, okay.

936
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,700
Do I have any limits?

937
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:56,240
The standard limits? Which is you can't wish for

938
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,720
more wishes? Yeah, you can't wish for more wishes.

939
00:39:58,081 --> 00:39:58,601
Anything else?

940
00:40:00,561 --> 00:40:02,061
No, I think that's it.

941
00:40:02,061 --> 00:40:05,200
You just get three and we're going to,

942
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:05,640
um,

943
00:40:06,081 --> 00:40:07,920
we're going to do this,

944
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,081
uh,

945
00:40:09,081 --> 00:40:10,581
like needful things style.

946
00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:12,740
You praise your wish.

947
00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:16,320
And then I'm going to see if I can somehow ruin it.

948
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,160
Like the devil would.

949
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:17,760
What style?

950
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,021
Needful things.

951
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:19,640
Okay.

952
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:20,820
I think that was,

953
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:24,340
it was a Stephen King book or short story or something where it's like the

954
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:24,940
devil has,

955
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:27,160
there was a Rick and Morty episode about it too.

956
00:40:27,581 --> 00:40:27,880
Oh yeah.

957
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,101
Yeah.

958
00:40:28,101 --> 00:40:28,240
Yeah.

959
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:28,460
Yeah.

960
00:40:28,601 --> 00:40:29,420
Where the devil has the,

961
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,981
like the shop that.

962
00:40:30,981 --> 00:40:32,140
I remember.

963
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,860
Here's wish one.

964
00:40:36,581 --> 00:40:36,880
Okay.

965
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:37,840
Here it comes.

966
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,481
And here it is.

967
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:45,180
Wish one is mind control.

968
00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:48,460
That I could control other people's actions.

969
00:40:52,521 --> 00:40:53,501
At will?

970
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,460
You need to phrase this.

971
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:55,880
Yeah.

972
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,320
You need to phrase this properly.

973
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:03,220
At my discretion, I can influence anyone I want to do as I please.

974
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,760
You know, sometimes you pull up to a parking space and someone else gets it.

975
00:41:10,981 --> 00:41:13,700
I could literally be like, hey, move your car.

976
00:41:14,061 --> 00:41:15,041
And they'll just be like, okay.

977
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,021
And then boom, I got a parking space.

978
00:41:19,601 --> 00:41:20,001
Okay.

979
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:20,740
Not bad.

980
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,340
Not bad.

981
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:24,041
that would become

982
00:41:24,041 --> 00:41:28,220
real addictive real fast.

983
00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:30,440
I think you just find yourself orchestrating

984
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,680
every situation.

985
00:41:32,601 --> 00:41:33,620
That doesn't bother me.

986
00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,521
That doesn't bother you at all?

987
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,760
I imagine I'm talking to someone having a great time

988
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,700
and all of a sudden I'm bored.

989
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,061
I could be like, you're done talking to me.

990
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:40,800
And they'd be like, bye.

991
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,561
I'd be like, God.

992
00:41:42,061 --> 00:41:44,900
Do you mentally, do you say it out loud

993
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:47,021
and then they just have to like, do they feel it

994
00:41:47,021 --> 00:41:49,041
or is it just like they feel like

995
00:41:49,041 --> 00:41:49,860
something's taking over?

996
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:52,200
I like it both ways because like in Harry Potter world,

997
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,700
you can do like a spell with your wand or you can do like a nonverbal incantation.

998
00:41:56,101 --> 00:41:57,320
I like having the option.

999
00:41:57,460 --> 00:41:58,760
The imperious curse, right?

1000
00:41:58,900 --> 00:41:59,460
Is that that one?

1001
00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,061
Where you control somebody else?

1002
00:42:03,061 --> 00:42:03,460
Yes.

1003
00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:04,740
Yeah.

1004
00:42:06,581 --> 00:42:06,981
Okay.

1005
00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:08,900
But they feel it.

1006
00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:11,140
Like they feel like it's not just like suddenly they're like,

1007
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:11,720
oh, you know what?

1008
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,160
I don't want this parking space.

1009
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:13,561
And then.

1010
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:14,601
Yeah, so it's like that.

1011
00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:17,041
So they feel like it's their own free will.

1012
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:17,400
Yeah.

1013
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,200
But they don't know that it's not.

1014
00:42:19,521 --> 00:42:19,620
Right.

1015
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:23,061
you've actually it might get to the point where like they could go home and like they could be

1016
00:42:23,061 --> 00:42:26,220
telling their spouse about their day and like something happened and they're like oh why did

1017
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:29,860
you do that and they'd be like i don't know i just felt like it yeah i don't know why i did that

1018
00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:37,780
i'll tell you why bitch why did you had a desire why did you stick your hand in francis's popcorn

1019
00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:46,561
at the movies i don't know i don't know why you were my instrument oh that's a creepy way to say

1020
00:42:46,561 --> 00:43:02,420
that um uh okay okay wish to wish to um wish to is a debit account like a bank account that

1021
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:07,581
always replenishes like no matter what i'm trying to buy i always have the money to buy it

1022
00:43:07,581 --> 00:43:14,481
yeah this feels like i mean wish one is kind of all encapsulating so well it's like mind control

1023
00:43:14,481 --> 00:43:16,640
I was like, hey, give me money.

1024
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:18,101
Go to the ATM and put out some money.

1025
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,920
I could get money, but also I don't want to have to worry about that every time.

1026
00:43:21,021 --> 00:43:21,780
I just want to go to lunch.

1027
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,660
But at lunch I could literally be like, count my meal.

1028
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,481
Well, yeah, exactly.

1029
00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:31,200
Yeah, the mind control one, sure it would be useful.

1030
00:43:32,481 --> 00:43:33,440
I almost said useless.

1031
00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:34,541
Sure it would be useful.

1032
00:43:37,541 --> 00:43:41,300
But it feels like it would very quickly,

1033
00:43:41,521 --> 00:43:42,920
I feel like it would be soul-sucking.

1034
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,660
like if you know that like everything that's happening that's good everything that you want

1035
00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:53,501
in life that you get is like not because other people i feel like people would also like start to

1036
00:43:53,501 --> 00:44:02,081
seem like lesser beings to you at a certain yeah you'd have a god complex i am willing to live with

1037
00:44:02,081 --> 00:44:09,561
that okay well you don't think like but then if somebody like let's say you have you meet somebody

1038
00:44:09,561 --> 00:44:11,101
and you're like, I really like them.

1039
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,581
And like, like friend or romantically.

1040
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:18,561
And you're just like, I really like them.

1041
00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:19,960
I really like want to spend time with them.

1042
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,940
And then they, they spend time with you

1043
00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:22,940
and it seems like you have a good rapport,

1044
00:44:23,021 --> 00:44:25,760
but you don't know if they're just spending time with you

1045
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,981
because you're making them.

1046
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,700
Well, I know because I wouldn't, I don't have to use it.

1047
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,760
Like, I'm not going to go like hang out with our friend group

1048
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,240
and like use my power of persuasion.

1049
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,041
There'd be no point.

1050
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:43,021
I would think at the certain point you'd start like mentally controlling people so much that

1051
00:44:43,021 --> 00:44:48,940
like even just the thought of being like oh I wish this person would stop talking and then they just

1052
00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:53,720
would you just think it and then you or like oh I wish this person would come over like if you're

1053
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:57,780
just thinking it and then it happens and then so then you get to the point where you're delusional

1054
00:44:57,780 --> 00:45:01,180
and you're it's like spiraling out of control and you never know what you're really controlling

1055
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:05,920
that could be a side effect you're right but you're willing to take that chance yep okay

1056
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,360
All right.

1057
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:08,120
Okay.

1058
00:45:08,420 --> 00:45:09,840
You want to go one for one?

1059
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,541
You want to tell me yours?

1060
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:12,820
Or do you want to hear three of mine?

1061
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,180
I want to hear three of yours.

1062
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,481
The debit card is important to me.

1063
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:20,561
I feel like that's one of my wishes, too.

1064
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:22,280
Basically, just...

1065
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,660
I'm not looking for a vault of money.

1066
00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:26,740
I'm just looking to always be able to afford what I want to do.

1067
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:27,501
Yes.

1068
00:45:28,021 --> 00:45:28,240
Yeah.

1069
00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:30,940
I would agree with that one, too.

1070
00:45:30,981 --> 00:45:31,720
So that's one of my wishes.

1071
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:32,940
That's a great wish.

1072
00:45:33,081 --> 00:45:33,481
Thank you.

1073
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,400
Yeah, really, really good at that.

1074
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,120
We're good people.

1075
00:45:37,101 --> 00:45:37,380
Yep.

1076
00:45:38,081 --> 00:45:39,900
Except that I don't want to control everyone's waking.

1077
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,561
Also, that's so nice, though, because you can get people out of your way.

1078
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,680
You know, people are like, sir, and it's like, nope, you're gone.

1079
00:45:47,101 --> 00:45:48,501
I'm picturing people, like, flying.

1080
00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:51,001
Like, foosh, foosh.

1081
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:55,061
My third wish is that Spider-Man is real so he could save those people I'm throwing around.

1082
00:45:58,501 --> 00:46:04,001
My third wish is that since I have everything else I want,

1083
00:46:04,001 --> 00:46:12,680
I would just say that I'm always in perfect health.

1084
00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:26,811
Like I always the picture of health you know Does that mean that you get to a point where you like never die no I would say you just you always feel good and you always healthy

1085
00:46:26,811 --> 00:46:30,891
you know what I mean so like you're not getting sick if like stuff's going around

1086
00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:35,851
like you don't get any disease or virus you're just like a healthy hearty person

1087
00:46:35,851 --> 00:46:38,391
like you're always in your prime so then how do you die

1088
00:46:38,391 --> 00:46:43,511
I use mind control to kill myself

1089
00:46:43,511 --> 00:46:45,311
time to go to heaven

1090
00:46:45,311 --> 00:46:46,871
touching my shoulders

1091
00:46:46,871 --> 00:46:48,811
come on god

1092
00:46:48,811 --> 00:46:50,211
cause you're god now

1093
00:46:50,211 --> 00:46:51,931
you know

1094
00:46:51,931 --> 00:46:54,371
that's a good

1095
00:46:54,371 --> 00:46:55,991
always feeling good

1096
00:46:55,991 --> 00:46:57,191
let me rephrase

1097
00:46:57,191 --> 00:47:01,251
until I die of natural causes

1098
00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:05,391
I want to be completely and totally healthy

1099
00:47:05,391 --> 00:47:06,151
that makes sense

1100
00:47:06,151 --> 00:47:09,351
I mean, death is part of the life cycle.

1101
00:47:09,891 --> 00:47:10,011
Yeah.

1102
00:47:10,511 --> 00:47:13,851
And like there can be a flower that's like looking wilty

1103
00:47:13,851 --> 00:47:16,351
and a flower that's like in perfect shape,

1104
00:47:16,511 --> 00:47:17,831
but they're both going to die eventually.

1105
00:47:18,251 --> 00:47:18,431
Yeah.

1106
00:47:18,911 --> 00:47:20,331
You know, I could even in the hospital,

1107
00:47:20,491 --> 00:47:23,211
I could just, I could find someone and be like,

1108
00:47:23,331 --> 00:47:23,911
overdose me.

1109
00:47:24,831 --> 00:47:25,471
I'm ready.

1110
00:47:25,831 --> 00:47:26,671
Use my mind control.

1111
00:47:28,151 --> 00:47:28,771
That's good.

1112
00:47:28,851 --> 00:47:29,631
Make someone a murderer.

1113
00:47:30,511 --> 00:47:31,491
I'll talk to him first.

1114
00:47:31,531 --> 00:47:33,151
Make sure I find someone I really find repugnant.

1115
00:47:34,631 --> 00:47:35,031
Okay.

1116
00:47:35,031 --> 00:47:35,131
Okay.

1117
00:47:36,151 --> 00:47:36,551
Um,

1118
00:47:36,871 --> 00:47:38,151
you can't find anyone.

1119
00:47:38,331 --> 00:47:38,731
So you're just like,

1120
00:47:38,791 --> 00:47:40,931
go be repugnant first and then come back.

1121
00:47:43,791 --> 00:47:44,951
Tell me you're repugnant.

1122
00:47:45,891 --> 00:47:47,331
I need to hear it.

1123
00:47:48,151 --> 00:47:50,431
I've written down a list of things that you're going to go tweet.

1124
00:47:53,491 --> 00:47:55,291
Burn the index card when you're done with it.

1125
00:47:57,811 --> 00:47:58,211
Um,

1126
00:47:58,571 --> 00:48:01,011
okay.

1127
00:48:01,851 --> 00:48:02,251
Yeah.

1128
00:48:02,251 --> 00:48:03,251
The health one.

1129
00:48:03,351 --> 00:48:03,891
That's a good one.

1130
00:48:04,091 --> 00:48:04,651
That's a good one.

1131
00:48:06,151 --> 00:48:19,311
Um, Jenna, you have two. Okay. I would want to,

1132
00:48:22,071 --> 00:48:28,751
uh, see, this is tough because it's like the, it's like the beautiful one. It's like,

1133
00:48:28,751 --> 00:48:32,311
you don't want to attract too much attention. Cause I would say something like,

1134
00:48:32,311 --> 00:48:40,231
I would like to like always be charming to whomever I encounter you know that feeling like you know

1135
00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:43,151
when you meet someone and you're like hey you know I like them like even if it's just like for a

1136
00:48:43,151 --> 00:48:47,071
second a stranger and you're like I'm not going to see them again yeah but you have good rapport

1137
00:48:47,071 --> 00:48:56,411
with people um I feel like if you were always charming you would get far in life and I still

1138
00:48:56,411 --> 00:49:02,411
want like i don't want to just like i mean i know the unlimited money thing is something that i have

1139
00:49:02,411 --> 00:49:09,331
said that i wanted so but i still want to be able to like work for things you know what i mean it's

1140
00:49:09,331 --> 00:49:14,111
totally overrated work for things that i want for things enough i think we have it in our heads

1141
00:49:14,111 --> 00:49:22,071
but i don't but like some of the the greatest like moments in my life have been when i found

1142
00:49:22,071 --> 00:49:27,831
out I got something that I worked really hard for right where it's just like ah like I did it and

1143
00:49:27,831 --> 00:49:32,591
like that moment of just like like that's such an amazing feeling and if so if you're just given

1144
00:49:32,591 --> 00:49:39,191
everything you never have that like you never have that moment yeah I think we can bank on the

1145
00:49:39,191 --> 00:49:46,871
memories of the times that you had that you know okay so starting now I just have to remember that

1146
00:49:46,871 --> 00:49:51,931
what that feeling was it was great and you felt it and you remember feeling it yay

1147
00:49:51,931 --> 00:49:55,211
so move on move on and take the things for free

1148
00:49:55,211 --> 00:50:00,291
well take the things for free but i still want to have goals that i might not achieve

1149
00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:05,051
unless you could do that okay that's that's what i mean like i still like i still do think the

1150
00:50:05,051 --> 00:50:13,631
money thing is is worthwhile um but yeah i i so maybe just being more charming in general like

1151
00:50:13,631 --> 00:50:19,351
that'll give me a leg up but then i then does much more charming could you be like uh like a lot

1152
00:50:19,351 --> 00:50:24,211
more i'm charmed well thank you i appreciate that but i think there's quite a few people in

1153
00:50:24,211 --> 00:50:30,491
this world that don't like me um i've encountered them in my life well when my powers turn on i'm

1154
00:50:30,491 --> 00:50:39,091
going to yeet them away from us oh maybe maybe i pivot maybe i do something like

1155
00:50:39,091 --> 00:50:42,991
i always know when someone's lying

1156
00:50:42,991 --> 00:50:50,351
but also no one knows when i'm like i don't know i i know see that's the thing is like

1157
00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:55,711
because then what do you do about it well yeah because here okay i thought about this quite a

1158
00:50:55,711 --> 00:51:02,291
bit i don't know why i didn't say it probably because i want the other stuff more but if someone

1159
00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:07,831
asked like a question wouldn't it be cool if you always knew the right answer no matter what the

1160
00:51:07,831 --> 00:51:12,271
question was you just like always knew the right thing or like knew how to make the right choice

1161
00:51:12,271 --> 00:51:14,311
Can you drink bleach? Yes. Great.

1162
00:51:15,111 --> 00:51:16,111
That's the right answer.

1163
00:51:16,231 --> 00:51:17,171
And it's diluted or complete form.

1164
00:51:17,391 --> 00:51:18,611
Francis in the back, no!

1165
00:51:20,791 --> 00:51:22,651
But you know, like, just to know.

1166
00:51:24,531 --> 00:51:24,811
Yeah.

1167
00:51:25,731 --> 00:51:28,511
But then, does that, all of that knowledge,

1168
00:51:28,771 --> 00:51:31,411
is it stored in your head or does it only come out when you're asked?

1169
00:51:33,111 --> 00:51:34,251
That would be a nice compromise.

1170
00:51:34,831 --> 00:51:36,371
Someone needs to ask the question and then you know.

1171
00:51:38,171 --> 00:51:40,191
So like you could maybe save a wish

1172
00:51:40,191 --> 00:51:46,931
on the infinite debit card by just being like forever jeopardy champion yeah but then you're

1173
00:51:46,931 --> 00:51:51,251
spending a lot of time at the jeopardy set yeah so many pictures studios you're there all the time

1174
00:51:51,251 --> 00:51:55,151
doesn't that sound cool though jenna asked me what the winning lottery numbers are

1175
00:51:55,151 --> 00:52:06,751
um i think yeah that would be a cool sub power i um i always thought it was crazy when people

1176
00:52:06,751 --> 00:52:11,251
were like i would want to read minds it's like i don't want to read minds that sounds terrible i

1177
00:52:11,251 --> 00:52:15,291
used to think that i switched to controlling them yeah that's better controlling is definitely better

1178
00:52:15,291 --> 00:52:20,531
than reading i don't want to know what people really are thinking about i did the same thing

1179
00:52:20,531 --> 00:52:24,731
with books recently i was tired of reading them so i started controlling them

1180
00:52:24,731 --> 00:52:31,011
that's why the books are doing your bidding oh i get it now

1181
00:52:31,011 --> 00:52:35,751
so

1182
00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:46,811
yeah i want uh i also thought about that in speaking of harry potter the

1183
00:52:46,811 --> 00:52:55,831
the the luck potion the felices yes that seemed like that would be kind of an amazing feeling

1184
00:52:55,831 --> 00:52:59,271
harry seemed like he was having a great time great old time just to be like extremely lucky

1185
00:52:59,271 --> 00:53:05,231
all the time just to like because i think about the times when it's like oh like like if i like

1186
00:53:05,231 --> 00:53:10,411
like grab something in a weird way and then i accidentally chip a nail or something like that

1187
00:53:10,411 --> 00:53:14,451
it's like that's a stupid little thing right and it's inconsequential but it's like oh if i just

1188
00:53:14,451 --> 00:53:20,991
hadn't grabbed that thing that way my nail would be fine right now or something like that but

1189
00:53:20,991 --> 00:53:26,191
he's being lucky but then does that take the mystery out i guess you you don't care about

1190
00:53:26,191 --> 00:53:30,031
that you don't want the mystery out of life you're you you you do want the mystery out yeah

1191
00:53:30,031 --> 00:53:36,231
get it out um i think i would rather have the by location thing that hermione has

1192
00:53:36,231 --> 00:53:43,371
in the third one oh the time turner yeah yeah why are you gonna do with it well there was a uh

1193
00:53:43,371 --> 00:53:49,551
there was a tv show we're done in the day there was a tv show productive well also too like if

1194
00:53:49,551 --> 00:53:53,991
you have like a really shitty experience somewhere and just be like all right well i'm i don't want

1195
00:53:53,991 --> 00:54:01,931
to like wait for, uh, yeah, like you can just turn back time and do something else. Oh, very good. Um,

1196
00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:09,891
there was a TV show in the nineties, I think it was early nineties where I forget out of this

1197
00:54:09,891 --> 00:54:16,191
world. Maybe there was this girl and she found out her dad was an alien and she used to have this

1198
00:54:16,191 --> 00:54:21,171
power where she put her fingers to the tips of her fingers together and time would stop. And so

1199
00:54:21,171 --> 00:54:25,191
like she would be like oh no I forgot to do my homework and then like put the tips and she just

1200
00:54:25,191 --> 00:54:28,591
like do it real quick and everybody else was stopped and then I always thought that would be

1201
00:54:28,591 --> 00:54:32,911
cool because then you could just I was always thinking you could just like sleep in constantly

1202
00:54:32,911 --> 00:54:38,471
in like the last possible second just kind of like get to where you're going there was the same

1203
00:54:38,471 --> 00:54:45,591
power in heroes one of the guys could do that with time that was pretty cool um yeah that would

1204
00:54:45,591 --> 00:54:51,811
be cool and he could travel in time like uh what am i thinking not time travel um

1205
00:54:52,691 --> 00:54:59,031
where you pop to different teleportation thank you teleportation yeah yeah out of this world

1206
00:54:59,031 --> 00:55:05,831
1987 a teenager starts to develop powers inherited from her alien father oh wow way to go jenna

1207
00:55:05,831 --> 00:55:12,911
remember that yeah you are you do i i uh i thought that was really cool as a kid mostly oh i would

1208
00:55:12,911 --> 00:55:21,491
also think it would be really cool to have the power to see your dreams like like no or yeah

1209
00:55:21,491 --> 00:55:28,491
see somebody else's but like be able to essentially like watch a movie of them yeah watch a movie of

1210
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:34,151
them it's like a tv show on netflix yeah that would be awesome yeah that would be cool yeah i

1211
00:55:34,151 --> 00:55:39,071
would watch that every day if every night i got to just every day i got to watch my previous night's

1212
00:55:39,071 --> 00:55:49,791
dreams yeah that'd be pretty cool juby's dreams i dream of juby yes love it does she have light

1213
00:55:49,791 --> 00:55:59,751
brown hair is she a woman well uh i think we've got some solid solid wishes down so i promise not

1214
00:55:59,751 --> 00:56:01,671
to control you or Joe. I appreciate

1215
00:56:01,671 --> 00:56:02,891
that and I promise

1216
00:56:02,891 --> 00:56:04,911
that my

1217
00:56:04,911 --> 00:56:07,651
charm won't

1218
00:56:07,651 --> 00:56:09,531
be bad. I don't know.

1219
00:56:10,191 --> 00:56:11,791
See if I was more charming, that would have come out

1220
00:56:11,791 --> 00:56:13,671
better. And I promise that if I turn back

1221
00:56:13,671 --> 00:56:15,131
time on you guys, it'll only be

1222
00:56:15,131 --> 00:56:17,571
because I just want to do it over again

1223
00:56:17,571 --> 00:56:18,671
because it was so damn fun.

1224
00:56:18,671 --> 00:56:19,111
Aww.

1225
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:21,231
Aww.

1226
00:56:23,751 --> 00:56:24,891
That wraps up

1227
00:56:24,891 --> 00:56:26,231
the big question.

1228
00:56:27,931 --> 00:56:28,651
The big question.

1229
00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:30,911
All right, Francis, you know what time it is.

1230
00:56:30,951 --> 00:56:32,351
I can tell by the look on your face.

1231
00:56:32,371 --> 00:56:33,471
Yeah, and I don't have it.

1232
00:56:33,571 --> 00:56:34,371
I don't have your words.

1233
00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:36,311
I don't think I have yours either.

1234
00:56:36,811 --> 00:56:38,811
I really needed it, too, because I'm so far behind.

1235
00:56:40,331 --> 00:56:40,891
All right.

1236
00:56:41,111 --> 00:56:41,371
Okay.

1237
00:56:41,471 --> 00:56:42,391
I don't know if you are behind.

1238
00:56:42,531 --> 00:56:43,671
I have to check the tallies.

1239
00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:46,891
After the last couple of wins you've had, you've been kicking me in the face.

1240
00:56:47,151 --> 00:56:52,851
Go to veryfinefriends.com to check out the point totals,

1241
00:56:53,131 --> 00:56:55,111
and we'll see who's in the lead.

1242
00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:57,351
It is possible that I am catching up to Francis.

1243
00:56:57,351 --> 00:56:59,251
I think you had a healthy enough lead, though.

1244
00:56:59,311 --> 00:57:00,651
It was healthy, but...

1245
00:57:00,651 --> 00:57:01,771
It's dwindling, for sure.

1246
00:57:02,171 --> 00:57:03,271
Well, maybe it will stop.

1247
00:57:04,311 --> 00:57:04,571
Okay.

1248
00:57:05,531 --> 00:57:09,251
Okay, let me just guess.

1249
00:57:09,811 --> 00:57:10,311
Okay.

1250
00:57:10,771 --> 00:57:11,331
Gummy.

1251
00:57:12,711 --> 00:57:13,231
No.

1252
00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:15,931
Jarring.

1253
00:57:17,331 --> 00:57:17,811
No.

1254
00:57:20,051 --> 00:57:20,731
Rapport.

1255
00:57:21,851 --> 00:57:22,311
No.

1256
00:57:24,151 --> 00:57:24,791
Pivot.

1257
00:57:25,891 --> 00:57:26,531
No.

1258
00:57:28,131 --> 00:57:28,491
Lucky.

1259
00:57:30,031 --> 00:57:30,391
No.

1260
00:57:30,531 --> 00:57:31,691
Why'd you look at your Nix card?

1261
00:57:33,731 --> 00:57:34,831
That's all the guesses I had.

1262
00:57:36,091 --> 00:57:38,711
Dang, I really thought I was going to get you to guess my decoy word.

1263
00:57:38,951 --> 00:57:39,551
Well, let's hear it.

1264
00:57:39,551 --> 00:57:43,871
Well, my regular word, my real word, was outstanding.

1265
00:57:44,691 --> 00:57:45,991
I don't like that.

1266
00:57:47,011 --> 00:57:47,771
I'm sorry.

1267
00:57:48,331 --> 00:57:52,171
I said outstanding job, Francis, or something like that.

1268
00:57:52,351 --> 00:57:54,331
Which actually was an outstanding job.

1269
00:57:54,391 --> 00:57:55,631
I meant it and I said it.

1270
00:57:57,351 --> 00:57:57,751
My.

1271
00:57:58,311 --> 00:58:01,071
You're being a real pick me girl with your decoy word.

1272
00:58:01,631 --> 00:58:02,171
Yeah, I know.

1273
00:58:02,231 --> 00:58:04,151
I really, really wanted to hear this.

1274
00:58:05,031 --> 00:58:06,011
My decoy word was.

1275
00:58:06,671 --> 00:58:08,891
Francis, can you guess what Jenna's decoy word was?

1276
00:58:09,671 --> 00:58:09,851
Yeah.

1277
00:58:09,851 --> 00:58:11,311
Do you have a guess for my decoy word?

1278
00:58:11,391 --> 00:58:12,411
She was being a real pick me.

1279
00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:16,551
She was real thirsty for you to get this one.

1280
00:58:16,551 --> 00:58:18,691
Oh, I said it multiple times.

1281
00:58:18,971 --> 00:58:20,531
No, I don't.

1282
00:58:20,651 --> 00:58:21,451
Nothing stood out.

1283
00:58:21,931 --> 00:58:26,231
There's going to be a bunch of dings, decoy dings in the listening back.

1284
00:58:26,231 --> 00:58:28,011
what was it

1285
00:58:28,011 --> 00:58:29,211
baste

1286
00:58:29,211 --> 00:58:32,031
did I say that at all it doesn't matter

1287
00:58:32,031 --> 00:58:34,211
you didn't know you were actually really good

1288
00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:36,271
that's why I thought you knew what it was because you

1289
00:58:36,271 --> 00:58:38,311
like were very particular about not saying

1290
00:58:38,311 --> 00:58:40,291
I said do you baste the turkey in

1291
00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:41,991
house like eight times yeah

1292
00:58:41,991 --> 00:58:43,471
oh that's funny no

1293
00:58:43,471 --> 00:58:46,191
ding oh you don't

1294
00:58:46,191 --> 00:58:48,131
need it I need it she was selling

1295
00:58:48,131 --> 00:58:49,911
baste out on the street for a nickel

1296
00:58:49,911 --> 00:58:51,991
yeah ace of baste

1297
00:58:51,991 --> 00:58:54,071
and you did not see the sign

1298
00:58:54,071 --> 00:58:56,251
well

1299
00:58:56,251 --> 00:58:57,931
listeners aren't you glad you stuck around for this

1300
00:58:57,931 --> 00:58:58,971
that was funny wordplay

1301
00:58:58,971 --> 00:59:02,351
well alright

1302
00:59:02,351 --> 00:59:04,471
I have some guesses for you but I don't

1303
00:59:04,471 --> 00:59:05,471
think

1304
00:59:05,471 --> 00:59:07,191
oh god

1305
00:59:07,191 --> 00:59:09,951
okay

1306
00:59:09,951 --> 00:59:12,311
is your word

1307
00:59:12,311 --> 00:59:16,111
repugnant

1308
00:59:16,111 --> 00:59:17,891
no

1309
00:59:17,891 --> 00:59:18,511
okay

1310
00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:20,971
that was my deco

1311
00:59:20,971 --> 00:59:21,311
I'm kidding

1312
00:59:21,311 --> 00:59:21,511
no

1313
00:59:21,511 --> 00:59:21,951
No.

1314
00:59:23,611 --> 00:59:25,591
Oh, no, you got me to say it.

1315
00:59:27,591 --> 00:59:30,431
Is your word predators?

1316
00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:31,571
No.

1317
00:59:31,831 --> 00:59:32,111
Okay.

1318
00:59:33,051 --> 00:59:34,251
Is your word philosopher?

1319
00:59:35,091 --> 00:59:35,371
No.

1320
00:59:39,211 --> 00:59:40,651
Is your word...

1321
00:59:40,651 --> 00:59:43,751
Okay, now I'm moving into decoy word guessing.

1322
00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:44,211
You're guessing decoys?

1323
00:59:44,231 --> 00:59:45,591
I'm going to guess two decoys now.

1324
00:59:48,871 --> 00:59:50,531
Is your decoy word Latin?

1325
00:59:51,311 --> 00:59:51,731
No.

1326
00:59:52,791 --> 00:59:55,051
Is your decoy word pooped?

1327
00:59:57,991 --> 00:59:58,431
No.

1328
00:59:58,531 --> 00:59:58,731
No?

1329
00:59:59,511 --> 01:00:00,351
Oh, no.

1330
01:00:00,471 --> 01:00:01,391
Those were all my guesses.

1331
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:02,531
Okay, are you ready?

1332
01:00:02,811 --> 01:00:03,051
Yeah.

1333
01:00:03,351 --> 01:00:04,891
My word was addled.

1334
01:00:05,871 --> 01:00:06,311
Oh.

1335
01:00:06,811 --> 01:00:07,731
When did you say it?

1336
01:00:08,071 --> 01:00:09,751
Is it something about being brain addled?

1337
01:00:09,911 --> 01:00:10,111
Yeah.

1338
01:00:10,231 --> 01:00:11,651
That's the proper way to say that.

1339
01:00:11,751 --> 01:00:11,871
Yeah.

1340
01:00:11,971 --> 01:00:12,131
Yeah.

1341
01:00:12,671 --> 01:00:13,331
Thank you.

1342
01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:14,531
Yeah, good job.

1343
01:00:14,531 --> 01:00:16,671
And my decoy word was seg.

1344
01:00:18,451 --> 01:00:18,891
Oh.

1345
01:00:18,891 --> 01:00:22,291
Oh, is this it? Is this the seg? Is that, oh.

1346
01:00:22,311 --> 01:00:22,791
Yeah, yeah.

1347
01:00:23,651 --> 01:00:24,011
Wow.

1348
01:00:24,411 --> 01:00:31,971
To be fair to me, I had to give you a weird decoy word because you said out loud, what does this mean?

1349
01:00:32,351 --> 01:00:32,811
I know.

1350
01:00:32,951 --> 01:00:33,471
For a second.

1351
01:00:33,591 --> 01:00:34,811
So like that made it kind of difficult.

1352
01:00:34,811 --> 01:00:37,931
You got your word. You actually said, what does this mean? And then you're like, nevermind, I got it.

1353
01:00:37,931 --> 01:00:40,391
So like I had to give you a decoy word that could have been.

1354
01:00:40,591 --> 01:00:46,231
I was looking at all my words and then I was looking at all my words that I was going to guess.

1355
01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:48,371
And I was like, Francis knows what all these words mean.

1356
01:00:48,371 --> 01:00:50,131
wouldn't have said, what does that mean?

1357
01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:52,171
So you gave.

1358
01:00:52,171 --> 01:00:53,011
I threw you off a little bit.

1359
01:00:54,331 --> 01:00:56,371
Well, no traction

1360
01:00:56,371 --> 01:00:58,131
gained or lost this episode.

1361
01:00:58,371 --> 01:01:00,311
Oh, well. There's only one thing

1362
01:01:00,311 --> 01:01:01,031
left to do.

1363
01:01:01,971 --> 01:01:04,111
Wish the genie that I win this game.

1364
01:01:04,811 --> 01:01:06,071
Oh, sorry. The genie went home.

1365
01:01:06,531 --> 01:01:08,231
Oh, no. He only had a babysitter until

1366
01:01:08,231 --> 01:01:09,891
nine. Dang. Yeah.

1367
01:01:10,111 --> 01:01:11,271
Next time. Good father.

1368
01:01:12,071 --> 01:01:13,791
Little genie babies.

1369
01:01:14,891 --> 01:01:16,371
Yeah. No, I was just going to see

1370
01:01:16,371 --> 01:01:18,391
if either of you guys wanted

1371
01:01:18,391 --> 01:01:20,031
any of this popcorn over here.

1372
01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:21,131
Oh.

1373
01:01:21,971 --> 01:01:24,051
Oh, it feels like there's a sweet treat inside.

1374
01:01:24,251 --> 01:01:24,591
Gotcha!

1375
01:01:24,591 --> 01:01:25,151
No!

1376
01:01:28,171 --> 01:01:29,271
All right.

1377
01:01:29,531 --> 01:01:30,231
Bye, listeners.