1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,820 we should do karaoke you guys absolutely just kidding i hate karaoke so something 2 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:32,840 I noticed about, I think I've said this to you before, but I hear it every time now. 3 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,360 I'm like, every time we talk about anything, I'm like, you're going to love this. 4 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,180 You're going to love, oh, you're going to love this. 5 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:39,980 I'm going to try not to say that. 6 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:40,760 Why? 7 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,500 I love it when you say you're going to love this. 8 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,360 It gets me all excited for. 9 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:48,320 You're just like, if there only was a way I could have known ahead of time, I was going 10 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:48,780 to love it. 11 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:51,320 I don't know how to feel about things now. 12 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,280 I hate this. 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,740 Did I tell you about my neighbor from my last house? 14 00:00:58,180 --> 00:00:58,500 No. 15 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,680 are you sure? 16 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:02,040 I don't think so. 17 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:02,740 I hate to repeat myself. 18 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,660 If you do, I'll just slap you. 19 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,140 If I've heard it, I'll slap you. 20 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,820 Roll me out of this house onto the lawn. 21 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:10,900 Anyway, 22 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,700 my last house, my dad 23 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:15,680 was talking to, I came home 24 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,840 and he had the neighbor in the house 25 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,560 and I was like, that's unsettling. 26 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:20,860 I'm like, I just want to be home. 27 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,840 Don't bring people here. 28 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,300 You don't have 29 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,760 friends' privileges. 30 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:33,920 you just live here the room i pay for um no but so the neighbor wasn't there we hardly ever like 31 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,760 he was fine it was like kind of like a wave casual talk situation so he's in the house and i'm like 32 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:43,960 okay just got off work whatever and my dad kept like hinting that we should go on the patio and 33 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:51,000 just like hang out with the neighbor and i'm like okay so i got to a point where i i kept ignoring 34 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,640 it because i didn't want to and then it was just like awkward so i was like should we go to the 35 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:59,660 patio and might i was like yeah so we went on the patio and i had like speakers out there 36 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:07,880 and um he's like why don't you put on some music for us i'm like okay is this like a date like 37 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:13,680 what's happening you're setting me up with our neighbor so i put on a 70s playlist like 70s hits 38 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:20,040 because that seemed appropriate yeah there's some great stuff in there yeah and um that song 39 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:27,060 um who is it it's like uh oh great now that i'm on the spot i'm not gonna be able to johnny mathis 40 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:34,820 nope credence clearwater revival no no no it was like uh i'm gonna guess this 41 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:42,500 oh there's an s there's an s involved uh sticks let's see if the song's important okay so anyway 42 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:51,300 the song probably not the uh so we're talking and his daughter had just gone uh or was about 43 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:56,420 to go to college and my dad was like we were just casually talking about it and he's like oh yeah 44 00:02:56,420 --> 00:03:01,880 she's gonna go whatever and the guy and my dad goes francis is never leaving me and he did like 45 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:11,720 this like little annoying giggle thing and um this is so like this is true 100 true 46 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:16,800 so we're in the middle of a conversation i'm talking in the and my neighbor just stands up 47 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:23,820 says nothing and leaves what like he got up in the middle of the conversation and like went into 48 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:27,320 the house and i looked into the arcadia doors i was like oh maybe he has to go to the bathroom 49 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:32,260 and he just kept going past the hallway and i'm watching him like go to the front door and then 50 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:40,500 he just left and my dad and i were like what if oh i know what happened i think i know what happened 51 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:45,760 too but in the moment we were just like what i think you activated like something like he is like 52 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:53,380 a sleeper spy for like the russian government or our government yeah why throw rushed under the bus 53 00:03:53,380 --> 00:04:00,600 yeah and you whatever phrase you said just like clicked on and he like so now like did any famous 54 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:06,120 political figures get assassinated immediately after that oh gosh i don't know i was so busy 55 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,240 trying to figure out what happened. 56 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,460 I turned the news off. 57 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,160 Salisbury. 58 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:11,920 Salisbury Hill? 59 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:12,780 Salisbury Hill, yeah. 60 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,120 Salisbury. 61 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:15,840 Salisbury Hill. 62 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,420 Because I remember he was walking in with 63 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,360 dun, dun, dun, dun. 64 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,340 And we were just like, 65 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:21,640 where's he going? 66 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:22,780 My stomach's going. 67 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,140 He said, just grab those steaks. 68 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:28,820 It's time to take you home. 69 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,520 Yeah, but we never like addressed it again. 70 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,120 And like, 71 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:39,640 what were you talking about at the time do you remember i think that school if i had to guess 72 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:46,980 either we were really boring he's like i can't do this anymore or like maybe it was like he didn't 73 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:52,740 want to think about like the emotional stuff going on with like oh my that baby's going to school 74 00:04:52,740 --> 00:05:00,840 uh i really hope it was just like a power move just like i'm done i'm out i'm not even gonna 75 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,980 waste any more time with these 76 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:05,020 people to tell them that I'm 77 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,260 leaving. It kind of ruined my night. 78 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:09,100 Well, I apologize 79 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,040 for that, but I do like it as a 80 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,120 just like, oh, you can just get up and walk 81 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,140 away if you want to. 82 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,960 I guess I respect that. Yeah, no one's forcing you 83 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,180 to be anywhere. Yeah. 84 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,080 Thank you, neighbor. 85 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:22,540 Whoa, no. 86 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,980 Maybe, yeah, maybe that's... Maybe it was 87 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:26,140 a song. Yeah. 88 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:37,764 Made him hungry You know what It sells for his steak We just smell steak in the yard next door You smell brown gravy He humming the song while he cooking 89 00:05:38,904 --> 00:05:39,184 Anyway. 90 00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:45,364 All right, well, thank you, neighbor, for empowering me. 91 00:05:45,784 --> 00:05:47,764 Oh, welcome to Friends Like Us. 92 00:05:49,404 --> 00:05:51,704 A bonus episode. 93 00:05:52,704 --> 00:05:53,224 Bonus. 94 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:55,224 Bone-yals. 95 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:56,984 Bone-yals. 96 00:05:57,604 --> 00:05:59,404 Bone. Bone, yes! 97 00:06:01,804 --> 00:06:03,064 Thanks for being here. 98 00:06:04,244 --> 00:06:05,724 All you subscribers. 99 00:06:06,364 --> 00:06:07,564 We appreciate you. 100 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:08,824 We appreciate you so much. 101 00:06:08,924 --> 00:06:09,884 We're up to a thousand now. 102 00:06:10,864 --> 00:06:11,964 Really? Is it just that? 103 00:06:12,124 --> 00:06:15,544 Last I checked, it was over 7,300. 104 00:06:15,924 --> 00:06:16,684 It was a thousand a minute. 105 00:06:16,764 --> 00:06:17,364 Sorry, I wasn't clear. 106 00:06:17,364 --> 00:06:18,864 Oh, okay. That makes more sense. 107 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:21,384 Because you checked eight minutes ago. 108 00:06:21,584 --> 00:06:23,124 Yes. My watch stopped. 109 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:23,564 Yeah. 110 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,484 At exactly eight minutes ago. 111 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:25,844 Yeah. 112 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,704 Well, yeah, thank you all for subscribing. 113 00:06:28,824 --> 00:06:29,844 We really appreciate it. 114 00:06:31,884 --> 00:06:32,324 Francis. 115 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:34,884 I don't know. 116 00:06:35,304 --> 00:06:38,484 I got you mid-drink in the ice. 117 00:06:38,604 --> 00:06:39,024 It clinks. 118 00:06:39,244 --> 00:06:40,364 No, that was a glacier melting. 119 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:42,624 Okay. 120 00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:48,344 I was led to believe you had some kind of societal invention. 121 00:06:48,944 --> 00:06:49,984 Yeah, I do. 122 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:51,084 Okay, I want to hear about it. 123 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:53,844 So this has nothing to do with rage. 124 00:06:54,204 --> 00:06:54,844 Oh, dang it. 125 00:06:55,004 --> 00:06:55,264 All right. 126 00:06:55,264 --> 00:06:57,064 Well, I want to hear about it less. 127 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:58,624 I'm not going to love this. 128 00:06:58,844 --> 00:06:59,284 I'm sorry. 129 00:06:59,404 --> 00:07:00,144 I'm going to like this. 130 00:07:00,344 --> 00:07:02,524 I'm telling your therapist about this one. 131 00:07:02,544 --> 00:07:04,084 No, that's why I did the disclaimer. 132 00:07:04,784 --> 00:07:06,884 It's just a fun thing that came to me in traffic today. 133 00:07:07,324 --> 00:07:07,564 Okay. 134 00:07:08,204 --> 00:07:13,884 So I thought, because sometimes I fantasize about hitting other cars lightly. 135 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:17,024 You know, just like coming up against the side and just hitting them. 136 00:07:17,124 --> 00:07:17,324 Yeah. 137 00:07:17,544 --> 00:07:18,204 Then keep going. 138 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:18,624 Yeah. 139 00:07:19,084 --> 00:07:19,984 It was like a fun joke. 140 00:07:21,544 --> 00:07:23,704 Just like run them off the road real quick. 141 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:24,944 Yeah, they're okay. 142 00:07:25,264 --> 00:07:25,724 We're waving. 143 00:07:26,204 --> 00:07:26,844 They're laughing. 144 00:07:27,744 --> 00:07:28,504 They're into it? 145 00:07:28,704 --> 00:07:28,904 Yeah. 146 00:07:29,004 --> 00:07:29,204 Okay. 147 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:32,524 So I just thought to myself, oh my God, how cool would it be if there was like a corner 148 00:07:32,524 --> 00:07:39,344 of town, so it was a real town with lights and buildings and everything, and you could 149 00:07:39,344 --> 00:07:43,984 go into this corner of town and it could be like bumper cars with real cars. 150 00:07:44,224 --> 00:07:44,884 Real life bumper cars? 151 00:07:44,884 --> 00:07:47,484 Everyone knows like at any point you could be mashed. 152 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:50,104 Is that what the demolition derby is too? 153 00:07:50,924 --> 00:07:51,884 But it's not in town. 154 00:07:54,024 --> 00:07:54,464 Okay. 155 00:07:54,464 --> 00:08:01,224 why would anyone go there if they didn't have a disposable car like most people need their cars 156 00:08:01,224 --> 00:08:05,404 why don't you set up a bumper car thing no it has to be 157 00:08:05,404 --> 00:08:13,984 i want i want it i want to be hit at 35 well you could but but what like why not do it with 158 00:08:13,984 --> 00:08:19,084 other people's car but are you or is there something to be said whether you're having 159 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:19,784 your own car. 160 00:08:21,184 --> 00:08:21,924 What if 161 00:08:21,924 --> 00:08:23,564 it's 162 00:08:23,564 --> 00:08:25,184 your car's 163 00:08:25,184 --> 00:08:25,944 ready to be 164 00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:26,764 junked? 165 00:08:26,764 --> 00:08:27,104 Okay. 166 00:08:27,244 --> 00:08:28,044 Like the mechanic's like 167 00:08:28,044 --> 00:08:28,944 it's done. 168 00:08:29,364 --> 00:08:29,864 And you're like 169 00:08:29,864 --> 00:08:30,264 well I don't 170 00:08:30,264 --> 00:08:30,664 You only got a few 171 00:08:30,664 --> 00:08:31,344 miles left. 172 00:08:32,244 --> 00:08:32,984 Take it to town. 173 00:08:35,104 --> 00:08:35,844 Take it to that 174 00:08:35,844 --> 00:08:36,764 corner of town. 175 00:08:36,944 --> 00:08:37,284 Yeah but then 176 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,104 those like organizations 177 00:08:38,104 --> 00:08:38,504 are like 178 00:08:38,504 --> 00:08:39,504 donate your car 179 00:08:39,504 --> 00:08:40,024 and you're like 180 00:08:40,024 --> 00:08:41,224 Cars for kids? 181 00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:41,944 Hell no. 182 00:08:42,144 --> 00:08:42,584 Suck it. 183 00:08:43,604 --> 00:08:44,304 I'm going to 184 00:08:44,304 --> 00:08:45,324 Bumper Boulevard. 185 00:08:46,704 --> 00:08:47,624 Wouldn't it be fun? 186 00:08:47,704 --> 00:08:48,344 I mean you wear a helmet 187 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:48,824 and you put like a 188 00:08:48,824 --> 00:08:55,784 tooth guard in and mouth guard i meant yeah i know i like tooth guard for your one favorite tooth 189 00:08:55,784 --> 00:09:05,644 and just like go bananas yeah would you go with me yeah i'd do it yeah uh i like the way that you 190 00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:11,764 said i want to get hit at 35 like like someone talking about their age milestones like i want 191 00:09:11,764 --> 00:09:16,864 Get married at 30, hit at 35, divorced by 40. 192 00:09:17,204 --> 00:09:17,424 Well? 193 00:09:19,744 --> 00:09:21,004 Yeah, I think. 194 00:09:21,464 --> 00:09:22,864 No head-on, no T-boning. 195 00:09:23,944 --> 00:09:26,804 We're talking sideswipe or bumper. 196 00:09:27,264 --> 00:09:27,564 Okay. 197 00:09:27,884 --> 00:09:28,784 I'm glad that there are rules, 198 00:09:28,864 --> 00:09:30,684 because otherwise this would very quickly just be like, 199 00:09:31,424 --> 00:09:32,664 everyone's demolished. 200 00:09:33,324 --> 00:09:34,784 Right, then you can only do one hit. 201 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:35,504 Yeah. 202 00:09:35,504 --> 00:09:36,744 I'm trying to make an afternoon of this. 203 00:09:38,064 --> 00:09:39,604 I got the kids for the weekend. 204 00:09:39,864 --> 00:09:40,684 They're in the back. 205 00:09:40,764 --> 00:09:41,744 I don't know what to do with them. 206 00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:43,904 you could go into buildings 207 00:09:43,904 --> 00:09:46,284 like you've never wanted to drive into a 208 00:09:46,284 --> 00:09:48,564 glass building 209 00:09:48,564 --> 00:09:51,364 I have always wondered 210 00:09:51,364 --> 00:09:53,264 like you ever see like on the news 211 00:09:53,264 --> 00:09:55,124 like the people that just like don't stop driving 212 00:09:55,124 --> 00:09:57,244 and they drive into like yeah like the side of a Denny's 213 00:09:57,244 --> 00:09:58,924 or something that's what I'm talking about 214 00:09:58,924 --> 00:09:59,184 yeah 215 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:00,724 um 216 00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:05,204 I have wondered 217 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,644 what that would be like 218 00:10:06,644 --> 00:10:09,024 yeah just yeah 219 00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:11,164 like the last man on earth I'd love that 220 00:10:11,164 --> 00:10:18,224 okay let's set it up okay mayors if you're listening and we know you are 221 00:10:18,224 --> 00:10:26,224 bumper boulevard let's just make it happen yeah cute yeah let's do it people want it 222 00:10:26,224 --> 00:10:35,004 the people want it charge money yeah so are we done talking about bumper boulevard 223 00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:40,684 i think i got my point across okay cool i think and the mayors have heard us loud and clear 224 00:10:40,684 --> 00:10:46,144 yeah and anyone and the governors oh governors too if you're listening if you have to like 225 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:51,104 crack down i mean this would be a city thing yeah but if you need to crack down on your mayors 226 00:10:51,104 --> 00:10:57,384 which you won't have to they're subscribers yeah they're sizzlers all right yeah our sizzler mayors 227 00:10:57,384 --> 00:11:09,988 uh they they know what up yeah if you need to bury this in some other legislation to get it to happen Yeah It like school lunches and bumper boulevard Yeah 228 00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:11,948 Then that's fine. 229 00:11:12,008 --> 00:11:12,828 Do what you got to do. 230 00:11:13,028 --> 00:11:13,608 Yeah, we'll be here. 231 00:11:13,928 --> 00:11:14,208 Rooming. 232 00:11:14,628 --> 00:11:14,848 Yep. 233 00:11:15,368 --> 00:11:17,268 Foot on the gas pedal ready to go. 234 00:11:18,948 --> 00:11:21,168 Well, I have a couple questions for you. 235 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,748 And they're kind of Desert Island related. 236 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:24,708 Desert Island? 237 00:11:24,968 --> 00:11:25,168 Yeah. 238 00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:28,048 Oh, I love Desert Island questions. 239 00:11:28,268 --> 00:11:28,508 Okay. 240 00:11:28,928 --> 00:11:29,228 All right. 241 00:11:29,228 --> 00:11:35,208 well then you're gonna love this okay my first question 242 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:42,908 you're stuck in a desert island i think that's probably a given sorry i didn't need to say that 243 00:11:42,908 --> 00:11:50,068 you only have you get to take one game with you now there's not a person there to play with you 244 00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:57,328 so it's not like an interactive game it's a game so like the other side will automatically 245 00:11:57,328 --> 00:11:58,928 move or whatever. 246 00:12:00,148 --> 00:12:01,488 Okay. What game are you 247 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,408 bringing with you? So this is the game 248 00:12:03,408 --> 00:12:04,988 you get to play on the desert island and 249 00:12:04,988 --> 00:12:07,388 don't worry about the other end of it. There's not a human 250 00:12:07,388 --> 00:12:09,328 being on the other end but there 251 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,108 will be another 252 00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:13,328 player I guess. An invisible 253 00:12:13,328 --> 00:12:15,568 player that you can't speak to or interact 254 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,388 with. What game do you 255 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,088 bring? I want to say it 256 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:21,248 but I don't want them to get 257 00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:22,388 an advertisement for free. 258 00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:25,188 Well they're probably 259 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:26,888 not subscribers because 260 00:12:26,888 --> 00:12:29,208 I don't know why they're not. 261 00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:30,548 I don't know. 262 00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:31,228 Minutes passed. 263 00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:32,428 They could be one of our new thousand. 264 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,308 There we go. 265 00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:34,368 We just hit a million. 266 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:36,468 So. 267 00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:40,188 Well, if the computer's playing, I'm probably going to. 268 00:12:40,948 --> 00:12:43,288 I'm probably just going to go with Monopoly Go. 269 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:45,688 Oh, OK. 270 00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:48,928 Because every once in a while you get a hankering to play. 271 00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:50,888 And then like after 20 minutes, you're like, this sucks. 272 00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:55,328 And then two days later, it's like, I'm playing again. 273 00:12:55,328 --> 00:12:57,708 and if it's always going to do the other moves for me 274 00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,868 yeah like it's 275 00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,568 it is your opponent so you'd 276 00:13:01,568 --> 00:13:02,088 play 277 00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:05,088 so your game that you would pick 278 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,168 is a game 279 00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:09,768 that you occasionally get a hankering for 280 00:13:09,768 --> 00:13:11,768 and that you get sick of 281 00:13:11,768 --> 00:13:12,948 after 20 minutes 282 00:13:12,948 --> 00:13:14,528 what else is there 283 00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,048 I mean chess 284 00:13:17,048 --> 00:13:19,948 yeah is boomerang a game 285 00:13:19,948 --> 00:13:22,208 I don't know 286 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,948 I guess it depends on how you play it 287 00:13:23,948 --> 00:13:25,528 That seems like a desert island favorite. 288 00:13:26,188 --> 00:13:26,748 A boomerang? 289 00:13:26,828 --> 00:13:26,968 Yeah. 290 00:13:29,248 --> 00:13:30,108 Here it comes. 291 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:30,508 Got it. 292 00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:32,108 Whoa. 293 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:33,528 Did a boomerang just come through here? 294 00:13:33,768 --> 00:13:34,968 I'm bored with this. 295 00:13:36,768 --> 00:13:38,008 Monopoly's not that fun. 296 00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:39,828 It's fun enough. 297 00:13:40,368 --> 00:13:41,008 I don't know. 298 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,328 I get... 299 00:13:42,328 --> 00:13:43,488 You forget about fun. 300 00:13:44,528 --> 00:13:45,468 I do? 301 00:13:45,668 --> 00:13:46,228 On the island. 302 00:13:46,388 --> 00:13:46,628 Oh. 303 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,988 And so you lose a concept of what fun is? 304 00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:50,388 Yeah. 305 00:13:50,608 --> 00:13:51,308 And then you'd be like, 306 00:13:51,408 --> 00:13:53,328 Monopoly. 307 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:55,648 That's me blowing it off 308 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:57,908 But 309 00:13:57,908 --> 00:14:00,708 Why not like pick a game that's like 310 00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,248 Actually more fun I don't know 311 00:14:02,248 --> 00:14:04,548 Like what? I don't know I just never found Monopoly 312 00:14:04,548 --> 00:14:05,168 All that fun 313 00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:06,908 What would you pick? 314 00:14:08,868 --> 00:14:10,568 I think that I would pick 315 00:14:10,568 --> 00:14:12,448 See 316 00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:14,748 Chess seems like the obvious answer 317 00:14:14,748 --> 00:14:16,528 Well you were leading me there because you said 318 00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:17,728 Moves 319 00:14:17,728 --> 00:14:20,048 I didn't mean it like that 320 00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:22,348 I didn't mean to lead you anywhere I'm sorry 321 00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:24,308 You turned me off Jess 322 00:14:24,308 --> 00:14:25,288 Because I was like she wants it 323 00:14:25,288 --> 00:14:26,908 I didn't want it 324 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,308 Because I don't want to say it either 325 00:14:28,308 --> 00:14:30,028 I think I would go with backgammon 326 00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:33,428 I only laugh because 327 00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:35,588 I have a backgammon table at home 328 00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:36,148 Oh really? 329 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:36,628 Yeah 330 00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:39,248 It's from the 70s 331 00:14:39,248 --> 00:14:39,968 Do you play? 332 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,288 Nope it is a side table 333 00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:44,468 Oh but you don't actually play? 334 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:44,928 I don't know how to play 335 00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:48,708 I just know that it has little chips 336 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:49,788 Little chips and 337 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:53,028 little like pointy 338 00:14:53,028 --> 00:14:54,948 markers are called pips. 339 00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:56,528 Oh, that's cute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 340 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,348 So the 341 00:14:58,348 --> 00:15:00,748 the moves are going to be 342 00:15:00,748 --> 00:15:02,568 so you're going to be on an island alone 343 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,628 and you're going to make a move and the other pieces 344 00:15:04,628 --> 00:15:06,448 are just going to move? Yeah. 345 00:15:08,668 --> 00:15:10,668 Yeah, I still want it to be a physical game. So not like 346 00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:11,908 an app on your phone. 347 00:15:13,248 --> 00:15:14,468 Can you adjust 348 00:15:14,468 --> 00:15:16,708 the difficulty level at any 349 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,248 point? Or does it match you? 350 00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:22,068 I would say 351 00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:24,788 no you can't adjust the difficulty 352 00:15:24,788 --> 00:15:25,648 level 353 00:15:25,648 --> 00:15:30,108 so let's say it's always 354 00:15:30,108 --> 00:15:33,028 at hard mode 355 00:15:33,028 --> 00:15:37,428 well then I know how it feels 356 00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:39,848 what about Twister 357 00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:42,048 laughter 358 00:15:42,048 --> 00:15:43,048 laughter 359 00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:44,908 laughter 360 00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:48,208 so you're reaching around 361 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,848 an invisible person. 362 00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,708 You would feel like someone was there then 363 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,368 because it would be like somehow touching you. 364 00:15:58,508 --> 00:15:59,028 No. 365 00:15:59,028 --> 00:16:00,608 No, I think the invisible, 366 00:16:00,808 --> 00:16:04,408 it's not that it's just invisible, 367 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,508 but it's corporeal. 368 00:16:05,908 --> 00:16:06,648 It's like, no. 369 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,028 You would see a spinner 370 00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:10,588 and then nothing would happen. 371 00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,828 But part of Twister is being on people. 372 00:16:14,388 --> 00:16:17,268 I know, but you'd basically be playing Twister alone. 373 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:27,848 i think in in this scenario okay bummer i know i'm sorry you those that was a loophole you tried 374 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:43,652 to get around my no people loophole what is a desert island what kind of plants is it like cacti because can why can this be a tropical island oh it is a tropical island You said desert island Desert island oh sorry I think that just the term for like deserted 375 00:16:44,492 --> 00:16:47,132 Like, desert as in desert island. 376 00:16:47,372 --> 00:16:50,652 Desert as in the, it's alone. 377 00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:52,392 Oh, so it's tropical. 378 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,532 There's coconuts and stuff. 379 00:16:53,552 --> 00:17:00,132 Yeah, I've always, I've never once pictured a desert island as anything other than tropical. 380 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,672 Do you think coconuts float if you threw it in the ocean? 381 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:03,572 Yes, I do. 382 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:04,052 They float? 383 00:17:04,412 --> 00:17:05,412 I think they probably do. 384 00:17:05,932 --> 00:17:07,112 Oh, you could write a note on it. 385 00:17:08,552 --> 00:17:09,632 And throw it in the ocean. 386 00:17:10,052 --> 00:17:11,332 Or ride a whole bunch of them. 387 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,452 Ride coconuts? 388 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:12,952 Why not? 389 00:17:13,192 --> 00:17:14,432 Because they would fly out from under you. 390 00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:17,232 Like when you're in the pool and you have a noodle under you. 391 00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:18,192 Yeah. 392 00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:19,152 It flies away. 393 00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:20,812 But you'd have a lot of time to practice. 394 00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:24,052 I feel like I could practice and become like a really good coconut rider. 395 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:30,212 You could over the years mold your foot into coconut holders. 396 00:17:30,212 --> 00:17:32,832 and you could walk on the sea. 397 00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:35,232 Yes. 398 00:17:36,992 --> 00:17:38,472 Yes, in fact, I will do that. 399 00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:39,792 I'd sleep under a coconut tree. 400 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,452 But what if one fell and hit you in the head? 401 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:42,892 That's the idea. 402 00:17:43,332 --> 00:17:45,452 Oh, you're like, that's a soft suicide? 403 00:17:45,452 --> 00:17:47,352 I love the idea of a soft suicide. 404 00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:48,792 After a few years, it's like, I'm done. 405 00:17:49,592 --> 00:17:50,332 Twister sucks. 406 00:17:52,852 --> 00:17:54,092 I'm hungry as shit. 407 00:17:54,332 --> 00:17:54,652 Crap. 408 00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:57,332 Like, come on, coconut. 409 00:17:57,332 --> 00:18:05,612 just wait for death okay that's a fun game to play we're playing it now yeah 410 00:18:05,612 --> 00:18:09,932 yes that's true listeners we are actually under coconut trees right now 411 00:18:09,932 --> 00:18:18,152 so if this podcast suddenly stops you'll know why and one of us screams yeah or joy 412 00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:22,532 it could be two coconuts at one like statistically two coconuts could fall 413 00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:25,472 we die at the same time 414 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,992 I'd love that 415 00:18:26,992 --> 00:18:27,692 I like that 416 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,832 okay 417 00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:33,232 so you'd play Monopoly Go or Twister 418 00:18:33,232 --> 00:18:35,752 I have one other question 419 00:18:35,752 --> 00:18:36,172 okay 420 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:39,372 okay let's say that you have 421 00:18:39,372 --> 00:18:39,932 a 422 00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:42,492 it's not you're not going to be stuck on an island 423 00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,432 you are 424 00:18:44,432 --> 00:18:45,592 you have to be 425 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,532 your desert island is a 426 00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:50,172 man-made structure 427 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,312 that you've been to before 428 00:18:52,312 --> 00:18:53,232 So it's a place. 429 00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:53,952 It's man-made. 430 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:54,712 It's not nature. 431 00:18:54,932 --> 00:18:56,612 And it has to be a place that you've been to before. 432 00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:57,832 But that's where you're stuck. 433 00:18:58,372 --> 00:18:58,972 It's man-made. 434 00:18:59,132 --> 00:18:59,732 It's not nature. 435 00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:00,732 Yeah. 436 00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:01,472 And I can't leave. 437 00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:02,652 And you can't leave. 438 00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:03,472 You're stuck there. 439 00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:04,852 And there also are no other people. 440 00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:07,512 Because it's desert. 441 00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:08,032 You're deserted. 442 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:08,932 But there's stuff in it? 443 00:19:09,612 --> 00:19:09,872 Yeah. 444 00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:10,812 The mall. 445 00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:11,792 Okay. 446 00:19:12,892 --> 00:19:14,592 Do you have a particular mall in mind? 447 00:19:14,912 --> 00:19:16,192 Probably just do Fashion Square. 448 00:19:16,432 --> 00:19:17,772 Because there's multiple stories. 449 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:21,172 You know, I can figure out how to make the little pretzel bites. 450 00:19:21,512 --> 00:19:21,912 Yep. 451 00:19:22,312 --> 00:19:25,952 Okay, that's exactly what I would say. 452 00:19:25,952 --> 00:19:26,672 We'd be there together. 453 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,472 We'd be there together. 454 00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:31,052 But this counts because we both would set it independently, 455 00:19:31,252 --> 00:19:32,712 so we're independently deserted there. 456 00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:34,872 Listeners, don't get mad at us. 457 00:19:34,872 --> 00:19:36,072 We could play... 458 00:19:36,072 --> 00:19:38,732 Imagine hide-and-seek at the mall and no one else is there. 459 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:39,512 Yeah. 460 00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:40,572 Oh, scary. 461 00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:42,032 Would it be scary? 462 00:19:43,952 --> 00:19:46,652 I think it would just be like a really long game. 463 00:19:46,772 --> 00:19:47,472 It'd be scary at nighttime. 464 00:19:49,412 --> 00:19:50,072 I don't know. 465 00:19:50,132 --> 00:19:52,292 If you knew you were the only one there, how would it be scary? 466 00:19:52,312 --> 00:19:53,332 How do you ever really know? 467 00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:55,112 That's true. 468 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,652 I was there with you, and you didn't find out until just now. 469 00:19:57,832 --> 00:19:58,852 Would you try on the men's clothes? 470 00:19:59,692 --> 00:20:00,752 I'd try on everything. 471 00:20:00,852 --> 00:20:01,092 Me too. 472 00:20:02,052 --> 00:20:04,172 I think Fashion Square is a good choice, too, 473 00:20:04,312 --> 00:20:07,012 because if you have to go to a place that you've already been, 474 00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:10,492 like Mall of America, theoretically, would be good, 475 00:20:10,492 --> 00:20:11,372 but that's too big. 476 00:20:11,372 --> 00:20:13,872 And I've never been there. 477 00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:21,732 But, yeah, Fashion Square is good because they have high-end stuff, 478 00:20:21,732 --> 00:20:23,892 Plus they have like some of like the lower end stuff. 479 00:20:23,992 --> 00:20:25,732 They get a movie theater in there. 480 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,672 And then the restaurants are fairly decent. 481 00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:32,012 Let's assume you can also go to the restaurants and there's no people there, 482 00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:32,932 but you can still like get, 483 00:20:33,012 --> 00:20:33,692 you can make it yourself. 484 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:34,032 Yeah. 485 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,252 Or like you just go and it's there. 486 00:20:36,432 --> 00:20:36,772 It's there. 487 00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:37,272 Um, 488 00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:38,652 sorry to go back to clothing. 489 00:20:38,912 --> 00:20:39,152 Yeah. 490 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,672 I feel like since I'm, 491 00:20:40,752 --> 00:20:41,472 I don't have, 492 00:20:41,472 --> 00:20:42,352 um, 493 00:20:43,112 --> 00:20:43,392 boobs. 494 00:20:43,652 --> 00:20:44,012 Yeah. 495 00:20:44,012 --> 00:20:48,252 I was thinking I could wear a big bra and I could store food in it. 496 00:20:48,772 --> 00:20:48,932 Yeah. 497 00:20:49,132 --> 00:20:49,452 Why not? 498 00:20:49,452 --> 00:20:55,852 I mean, that's the whole point is that they're supposed to be containers for something. 499 00:20:57,552 --> 00:20:59,092 My very own container store. 500 00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:04,632 It doesn't just have to be an over-the-shoulder boulder holder. 501 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:09,232 It could be a Panda Express orange chicken holder. 502 00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:09,752 Yeah. 503 00:21:11,032 --> 00:21:12,972 A couple of Zabaro slices in there. 504 00:21:13,852 --> 00:21:14,372 Yeah. 505 00:21:16,112 --> 00:21:17,412 I guess I'll see you at the mall. 506 00:21:17,752 --> 00:21:18,692 I guess I'll see you there. 507 00:21:18,692 --> 00:21:30,832 And listeners, tell us in the comments where you would like to be stranded or what games you would like to be stranded on a desert island with or a desert island with. 508 00:21:31,652 --> 00:21:32,752 Let us know. 509 00:21:33,032 --> 00:21:39,792 And if you have anything you want us to discuss, email us at friendslikeusofficial at gmail.com. 510 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:43,772 Or post on any, across all socials. 511 00:21:43,772 --> 00:21:48,992 We are F-L-U pod official on all socials. 512 00:21:49,192 --> 00:21:50,632 Flu pod official. 513 00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:54,772 Thanks for listening to this bonus episode. 514 00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:57,252 We'll see you next week. 515 00:21:57,492 --> 00:21:57,692 Bye. 516 00:21:57,932 --> 00:21:58,112 Bye.