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uh joe can we please get a suggestion for our improv
hallucination hallucination
everything the universe in our whole lives is a simulation
i wonder about that sometimes like you're hallucinating our reality
but then what are what is the actual reality
that remains to be seen like this could be a video game we're playing
Jono's
I know
yeah
um
really boring
game
where there's a lot of pain
um
but then it's still coming from a brain
so do you think we're in
multiple brains
or is it one single brain
that's hallucinating this whole thing
maybe we're playing multiple characters
and there's a lot of NPCs
there's a lot of there definitely are npcs in this world i there are people it's just like
you do nothing of value you say nothing of value you right it's like you're like there's no way
that's me yeah yeah yeah and you are here literally just taking up space like what is going on with
your life um nbcs if you're listening and we know you're not um yeah no agency um
Would you like that or not like that If this is a simulation yeah i think i like it because i think francis would like anything that means that this isn all that there appears to be
yeah 100 and things can be different later and maybe i'm just taking experience from this
what if they're not better it's like and then you're in a coma because you were maimed
and what didn't kill you made you weaker and this is what i'm hallucinating while i'm recovering yeah
it's like do you remember that sopranos there's a like arc of a few episodes where he's kevin
yeah he just was like a salesman who lost his his phone or something like that or like he lost his
luggage yeah yeah so he couldn't yeah
actually like that sequence it's interesting it was interesting to hear
james gandolfini like not put on the tony soprano
voice isn't that also the one where uh like at some point during his coma
like he hears polly because he's talking so
and now
improv
Good morning, Betsy.
Morning.
Happy birthday, baby.
Thank you.
I got you a present.
I think you're really going to love it.
Oh, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Do I close my eyes?
No, no, leave them open.
Oh, okay, okay.
I don't like it when your eyes are closed.
It reminds me of when you sleep.
Aw.
anyway this is a it's a custom world kit it's kind of like the sims but it's in real life and
you can you can custom design everything even your husband but why would you want to change
anything like that oh yeah i could i could change i could change you huh okay um yeah technically This is so cool I know You welcome Oh I love you oh I love you too honey thank you so much of course Bertrand
you're the best
yeah
oh can I start right away
yeah it's your birthday
you can do anything
I made food
it's in the room
oh
it's over there
see it
oh yeah
yeah
happy birthday
the eggs are wet
happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to betsy bertrand thank you so much i'm gonna
oh look at this oh you even got it you even got a little custom you got our house a little tiny
version of our house so i can just noodle around with it yeah anything you want oh oh what honey
what are you doing honey what's going on over there go into our bathroom what what do you see
in our bathroom now a heart-shaped bathtub oh that's cute it's cute i always wanted one of those
that's that oh i could live with that i like this oh okay cool
okay oh what's going on here honey honey look out the window
i'm looking see the car you got a different car it's a it's the flintstones car but
it's your birthday thank you yeah thank you well that could be your car no well i'm gonna need some
help we gotta run that bad boy hey let's keep it practical babes oh okay because we gotta live this
life. All right. Oh, look.
There's a little Bertrand in here.
Here I am.
What are you doing?
All right.
What are you doing?
Hey, stop that.
Hey.
Share information.
Well, honey?
What?
Just feel around
your back.
Why is there hair Bushels of it Oh What happening Wait Don worry Is there something coming out of that hair A face
No. Oh, thank God.
It's a set of extra
hands.
They're on your back now.
Why are you turning me into a freak?
Oh, don't, honey. No, no, honey.
Don't worry. Oh, look.
Oh, I'm making you close.
Now you have
circus tent closed so no one will see your hands
on your back. Oh, you know what? And I'm choosing to see
the silver lining. I can do push-ups and
push-backs.
That's right. Look! Whoa!
You know
how you always say you wanted...
You just wish you were more helpful around the house.
Yeah, I did.
And you said you wish you could afford an extra set of hands.
That's what I said, yeah.
That's what you said!
Hey, I noticed you're not changing anything about you.
That's funny.
Curious.
wait a second is this a joke because i'm perfect that's what you always tell me
yeah but it's cool that you think that too like that well hey i've been hey four or five
what what does that mean high five on my hands oh four oh i thought you were saying i'm a four
or five that was really insulting no yeah you're a ten thanks thanks well here i've been i've been
newton around with the world building thing for a minute you want to give it a spin yeah i do want
give it a spin okay you try something out okay perfect oh oh oh look there's betsy oh oh oh
that's amazing oh oh oh i'm so cute oh yep but now you have to buy all new bras
whoa oh oh oh oh betsy what's going on why i'm why i'm all i'm all flat in front like a board
i'm a carpenter's dream that's so interesting honey oh my god now your hair's short
whoa Betsy
honey
now you're a man
what
I'd seen