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welcome to very fine friends bonus bonus bonus improv yeah yeah uh-huh good yep

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confirmed yes improv uh yes that's improv yes okay thank you very much

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uh joe can we please get a suggestion for our improv

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hallucination hallucination

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everything the universe in our whole lives is a simulation

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i wonder about that sometimes like you're hallucinating our reality

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but then what are what is the actual reality

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that remains to be seen like this could be a video game we're playing

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Jono's

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I know

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yeah

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um

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really boring

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game

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where there's a lot of pain

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um

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but then it's still coming from a brain

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so do you think we're in

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multiple brains

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or is it one single brain

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that's hallucinating this whole thing

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maybe we're playing multiple characters

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and there's a lot of NPCs

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there's a lot of there definitely are npcs in this world i there are people it's just like

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you do nothing of value you say nothing of value you right it's like you're like there's no way

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that's me yeah yeah yeah and you are here literally just taking up space like what is going on with

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your life um nbcs if you're listening and we know you're not um yeah no agency um

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Would you like that or not like that If this is a simulation yeah i think i like it because i think francis would like anything that means that this isn all that there appears to be

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yeah 100 and things can be different later and maybe i'm just taking experience from this

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what if they're not better it's like and then you're in a coma because you were maimed

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and what didn't kill you made you weaker and this is what i'm hallucinating while i'm recovering yeah

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it's like do you remember that sopranos there's a like arc of a few episodes where he's kevin

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yeah he just was like a salesman who lost his his phone or something like that or like he lost his

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luggage yeah yeah so he couldn't yeah

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actually like that sequence it's interesting it was interesting to hear

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james gandolfini like not put on the tony soprano

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voice isn't that also the one where uh like at some point during his coma

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like he hears polly because he's talking so

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and now

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improv

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Good morning, Betsy.

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Morning.

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Happy birthday, baby.

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Thank you.

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I got you a present.

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I think you're really going to love it.

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Oh, I can't wait.

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I can't wait.

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Do I close my eyes?

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No, no, leave them open.

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Oh, okay, okay.

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I don't like it when your eyes are closed.

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It reminds me of when you sleep.

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Aw.

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anyway this is a it's a custom world kit it's kind of like the sims but it's in real life and

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you can you can custom design everything even your husband but why would you want to change

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anything like that oh yeah i could i could change i could change you huh okay um yeah technically This is so cool I know You welcome Oh I love you oh I love you too honey thank you so much of course Bertrand

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you're the best

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yeah

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oh can I start right away

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yeah it's your birthday

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you can do anything

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I made food

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it's in the room

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oh

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it's over there

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see it

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oh yeah

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yeah

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happy birthday

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the eggs are wet

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happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to betsy bertrand thank you so much i'm gonna

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oh look at this oh you even got it you even got a little custom you got our house a little tiny

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version of our house so i can just noodle around with it yeah anything you want oh oh what honey

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what are you doing honey what's going on over there go into our bathroom what what do you see

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in our bathroom now a heart-shaped bathtub oh that's cute it's cute i always wanted one of those

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that's that oh i could live with that i like this oh okay cool

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okay oh what's going on here honey honey look out the window

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i'm looking see the car you got a different car it's a it's the flintstones car but

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it's your birthday thank you yeah thank you well that could be your car no well i'm gonna need some

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help we gotta run that bad boy hey let's keep it practical babes oh okay because we gotta live this

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life. All right. Oh, look.

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There's a little Bertrand in here.

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Here I am.

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What are you doing?

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All right.

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What are you doing?

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Hey, stop that.

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Hey.

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Share information.

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Well, honey?

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What?

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Just feel around

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your back.

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Why is there hair Bushels of it Oh What happening Wait Don worry Is there something coming out of that hair A face

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No. Oh, thank God.

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It's a set of extra

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hands.

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They're on your back now.

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Why are you turning me into a freak?

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Oh, don't, honey. No, no, honey.

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Don't worry. Oh, look.

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Oh, I'm making you close.

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Now you have

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circus tent closed so no one will see your hands

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on your back. Oh, you know what? And I'm choosing to see

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the silver lining. I can do push-ups and

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push-backs.

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That's right. Look! Whoa!

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You know

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how you always say you wanted...

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You just wish you were more helpful around the house.

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Yeah, I did.

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And you said you wish you could afford an extra set of hands.

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That's what I said, yeah.

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That's what you said!

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Hey, I noticed you're not changing anything about you.

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That's funny.

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Curious.

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wait a second is this a joke because i'm perfect that's what you always tell me

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yeah but it's cool that you think that too like that well hey i've been hey four or five

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what what does that mean high five on my hands oh four oh i thought you were saying i'm a four

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or five that was really insulting no yeah you're a ten thanks thanks well here i've been i've been

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newton around with the world building thing for a minute you want to give it a spin yeah i do want

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give it a spin okay you try something out okay perfect oh oh oh look there's betsy oh oh oh

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that's amazing oh oh oh i'm so cute oh yep but now you have to buy all new bras

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whoa oh oh oh oh betsy what's going on why i'm why i'm all i'm all flat in front like a board

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i'm a carpenter's dream that's so interesting honey oh my god now your hair's short

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whoa Betsy

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honey

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now you're a man

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what

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I'd seen