1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,720 Tired from all that sleep? 2 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:16,000 Jules, tired? 3 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,740 He's not wired? 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,980 Bill Nye the Tired Guy 5 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,760 Bill, Bill! 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,180 Cheer up, Sleepy Joe! 7 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,620 Oh, that one's taken. 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,400 Hey, you. 9 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:32,180 Hey. 10 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:35,960 Is it morning? 11 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:37,540 Morning. 12 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:39,640 You left the window open. A bird came in. 13 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,280 Oh, it's dressing us. 14 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:42,360 Oh, yeah. A morning bird. 15 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:46,920 He's tweeting something. He's saying, 16 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,660 Welcome to very fine friends. 17 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,080 Wow. A bird who tweets? 18 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:50,880 Yeah. 19 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,380 It's on the nose, on the beak. 20 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,820 And he says, 21 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:57,200 What's that? What's that, little bird? 22 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,180 You want some bonus improv? 23 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,760 I think we can do that. 24 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,280 He said, what's that little bird? 25 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:04,240 The bird said that? 26 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:05,780 No, I said, what's that little bird? 27 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,160 Oh, okay, okay. 28 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:07,440 So this bird's really third person. 29 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:07,760 I know. 30 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,560 He's not talking in the third person. 31 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,300 Third birding. 32 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,000 Yeah, he's not tweeting in the third person. 33 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,260 We should get Joe in on this. 34 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:16,360 Joe? 35 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:18,040 Joe, are you a bird? 36 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,300 It was I the whole time. 37 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:22,680 Whoa! 38 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,740 What the fuck? 39 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,400 You dressed us? 40 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:26,840 I did. 41 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,080 Well, can you dress us in a suggestion? 42 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:32,020 I sure can. 43 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,140 Suggestion is storage. 44 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:36,920 Storage. 45 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:38,640 Storage. 46 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,500 I don't like storage units. 47 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,980 I do like them. 48 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,640 There's something about those buildings where it's just like hallway after hallway. 49 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:50,620 There's something about it. 50 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:51,160 It's liminal. 51 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,240 I was lying. 52 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:52,840 I do like it. 53 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,380 I don't like it. 54 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:56,140 I love it. 55 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:57,940 It's true. 56 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:07,340 There's like a good aesthetic for movies or like horror films or... 57 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:07,560 Yeah. 58 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:13,020 How do you feel about people losing their storage units and people buying them at auction? 59 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:17,280 Sorry. 60 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,900 We just woke up and got dressed. 61 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:19,280 I know. 62 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:19,660 Whew. 63 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,000 It's the morning yawns. 64 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:27,020 Um, don't, don't take that as any kind of an indication as to what I thought of your question. 65 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:27,780 I don't. 66 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:28,680 It's like you're on your phone. 67 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:34,820 Uh, I don't have an opinion about that. 68 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,140 I make sense why it happens. 69 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:43,180 I think it's weird to me that there are people like, cause there's, there's been multiple TV shows about. 70 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:44,040 Storage Wars. 71 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:44,440 Yeah. 72 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:45,540 Isn't there another one too? 73 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:46,980 Or maybe my. 74 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:47,780 Storage America. 75 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:48,740 I made that up. 76 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,200 I mean, you might as well. 77 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,580 I thought there was, at one point in time, multiple storage auction TV shows. 78 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,000 Uncle Teak's road display. 79 00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:58,700 Yeah. 80 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,380 Home of the decapitation. 81 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,200 But I can't imagine... 82 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:16,935 There got to be as Like the people that do that a lot I got to have like There must have been just like one time they found like the first time they found something good and then now they like hooked So they go 83 00:03:18,055 --> 00:03:23,915 Because it's like, what kind of shit are you finding in a storage? 84 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:27,655 Well, I don't know, because people get the storage unit 85 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:31,095 inherently because they believe what they have has value. 86 00:03:31,855 --> 00:03:33,815 So it's either something they don't want to replace 87 00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:37,255 because it's expensive, or it's, like, family stuff. 88 00:03:37,335 --> 00:03:38,955 I would think 89 00:03:38,955 --> 00:03:39,555 right 90 00:03:39,555 --> 00:03:40,895 but then wouldn't you 91 00:03:40,895 --> 00:03:41,575 keep your expensive 92 00:03:41,575 --> 00:03:42,575 stuff in your house 93 00:03:42,575 --> 00:03:44,395 not in a storage unit 94 00:03:44,395 --> 00:03:45,635 um 95 00:03:45,635 --> 00:03:46,235 I would 96 00:03:46,235 --> 00:03:48,035 keep it in the house 97 00:03:48,035 --> 00:03:48,575 but maybe like 98 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:48,935 you inherit 99 00:03:48,935 --> 00:03:49,455 maybe like 100 00:03:49,455 --> 00:03:51,255 your family died 101 00:03:51,255 --> 00:03:52,175 and you got out 102 00:03:52,175 --> 00:03:52,995 you inherited stuff 103 00:03:52,995 --> 00:03:53,415 and you didn't have 104 00:03:53,415 --> 00:03:54,075 room for it 105 00:03:54,075 --> 00:03:54,975 you know 106 00:03:54,975 --> 00:03:56,895 or maybe you were 107 00:03:56,895 --> 00:03:57,495 gonna move 108 00:03:57,495 --> 00:03:58,995 and then you died 109 00:03:58,995 --> 00:03:59,315 and that's why 110 00:03:59,315 --> 00:03:59,675 you stopped paying 111 00:03:59,675 --> 00:03:59,995 your bill 112 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:00,495 and someone else 113 00:04:00,495 --> 00:04:00,855 bought your 114 00:04:00,855 --> 00:04:02,375 your dead stuff 115 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,235 that's probably 116 00:04:05,235 --> 00:04:05,975 mostly what it is 117 00:04:05,975 --> 00:04:06,115 huh 118 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:06,875 the dead stuff 119 00:04:07,115 --> 00:04:08,495 Or people just, I mean, they're expensive. 120 00:04:08,635 --> 00:04:09,255 Like, that's what I was thinking. 121 00:04:09,395 --> 00:04:13,635 Like, if you need a storage unit, it needs to be short-term because there comes a point, 122 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:16,935 or it needs to be, like, irreplaceable stuff because there comes a point where you have, like, 123 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:19,315 spent more on storage than your stuff is worth. 124 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:20,095 Yeah. 125 00:04:21,215 --> 00:04:22,075 That happened to someone I knew. 126 00:04:22,115 --> 00:04:23,615 They had a storage unit for, like, seven years. 127 00:04:23,615 --> 00:04:27,135 And it's like, that's hundreds of dollars a month for seven years. 128 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:29,095 There's nothing in that storage unit worth it. 129 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:29,495 Yeah. 130 00:04:31,835 --> 00:04:36,135 Do you think, I mean, I know that it happens, but what do you think the incident, 131 00:04:36,135 --> 00:04:38,535 the number of people. 132 00:04:38,855 --> 00:04:40,555 Like, if you go into a storage unit 133 00:04:40,555 --> 00:04:41,535 place, 134 00:04:42,055 --> 00:04:44,515 how many people are there 135 00:04:44,515 --> 00:04:46,295 that are secretly trying to live in their 136 00:04:46,295 --> 00:04:47,775 storage unit? 137 00:04:49,475 --> 00:04:50,395 It's not zero. 138 00:04:50,895 --> 00:04:52,615 Yeah. But at any given 139 00:04:52,615 --> 00:04:54,575 time, like, you know, because they're, like, kind of big places 140 00:04:54,575 --> 00:04:56,095 and there's, like, locker after locker. 141 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:58,435 So how, like, do you think you've ever 142 00:04:58,435 --> 00:05:00,495 walked by one and been like, there was a guy on the 143 00:05:00,495 --> 00:05:02,035 other side of there and we didn't even know it? 144 00:05:02,795 --> 00:05:04,615 I'm sure. With, like, a little camp bed. 145 00:05:04,615 --> 00:05:06,315 well yeah 146 00:05:06,315 --> 00:05:07,095 because you hear stories 147 00:05:07,095 --> 00:05:07,975 about people who like 148 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:08,635 I heard a story 149 00:05:08,635 --> 00:05:09,375 about someone who 150 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,495 it was like a department store 151 00:05:11,495 --> 00:05:12,535 and they found 152 00:05:12,535 --> 00:05:13,335 I think it might have been 153 00:05:13,335 --> 00:05:13,915 someone that worked there 154 00:05:13,915 --> 00:05:14,375 I can't even remember 155 00:05:14,375 --> 00:05:15,435 but they found like a hidden 156 00:05:15,435 --> 00:05:17,535 like attic or something 157 00:05:17,535 --> 00:05:18,475 and they just like 158 00:05:18,475 --> 00:05:20,115 got into it 159 00:05:20,115 --> 00:05:20,475 and they would 160 00:05:20,475 --> 00:05:21,375 they would just sleep there 161 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:21,815 every night 162 00:05:21,815 --> 00:05:23,015 and I'm like 163 00:05:23,015 --> 00:05:25,215 they didn't have to pay rent 164 00:05:25,215 --> 00:05:25,495 anywhere 165 00:05:25,495 --> 00:05:26,335 so they loved it 166 00:05:26,335 --> 00:05:26,675 yeah 167 00:05:26,675 --> 00:05:28,015 and a department store 168 00:05:28,015 --> 00:05:29,155 would be a fun place to 169 00:05:29,155 --> 00:05:31,035 like kind of live 170 00:05:31,035 --> 00:05:31,815 mm-hmm 171 00:05:31,815 --> 00:05:33,295 you got that smell 172 00:05:33,295 --> 00:05:34,015 that formaldehyde 173 00:05:34,015 --> 00:05:35,015 You know, I love that. 174 00:05:35,355 --> 00:05:35,535 Yeah. 175 00:05:36,555 --> 00:05:44,915 So, yeah, I mean, to answer your question, I would say there's a lot of people across the country waiting and being quiet until closed and then. 176 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:45,755 Yeah. 177 00:05:46,915 --> 00:05:47,315 Yeah. 178 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,635 That would be scary to me, though. 179 00:05:51,855 --> 00:05:53,215 Just like living in a department store. 180 00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:57,375 Like, if it was like after closing hours, then you came down, it was like a dark department store. 181 00:05:57,455 --> 00:06:01,255 I'd be like, I don't like this. 182 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:04,315 You know? 183 00:06:04,775 --> 00:06:05,015 Mm. 184 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:08,815 And now, improv. 185 00:06:15,895 --> 00:06:16,255 Shh. 186 00:06:16,515 --> 00:06:17,155 Hide with me. 187 00:06:17,255 --> 00:06:18,195 Hide with me in this wreck. 188 00:06:18,255 --> 00:06:18,495 Okay. 189 00:06:18,695 --> 00:06:18,835 Ooh. 190 00:06:19,115 --> 00:06:19,435 Yeah. 191 00:06:20,315 --> 00:06:29,629 Ooh this is kind of fun Oh my God Ooh it so cozy in here Oh my God It almost nine o They closing Oh Oh They not going to see They not going to know we here We going to be in here 192 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:30,669 It's going to be so cool. 193 00:06:30,989 --> 00:06:31,269 Ooh. 194 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:32,329 Oh, my God. 195 00:06:33,189 --> 00:06:34,769 Do you think the mannequins come to life? 196 00:06:34,889 --> 00:06:35,529 Of course. 197 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:36,189 Yeah, me too. 198 00:06:36,249 --> 00:06:36,829 I think so, too. 199 00:06:36,869 --> 00:06:38,009 And they put on all the clothes. 200 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:40,389 Oh, and they have, like, a little fashion show every night. 201 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:40,889 Yeah. 202 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:41,469 Oh, my God. 203 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,429 This is going to be so exciting. 204 00:06:44,149 --> 00:06:46,249 Oh, your hands, you know. 205 00:06:47,649 --> 00:06:48,849 We're packed in real tight here. 206 00:06:49,229 --> 00:06:49,449 Yeah. 207 00:06:49,449 --> 00:06:50,449 Oh. 208 00:06:50,449 --> 00:06:51,449 Hmm? 209 00:06:51,449 --> 00:06:53,449 Any chance we have feelings for each other? 210 00:06:53,449 --> 00:06:55,949 We'll see how the night goes. 211 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:56,949 Okay, we're not sure yet. 212 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:57,949 Yeah, we're not sure. 213 00:06:57,949 --> 00:06:58,949 Oh my god. 214 00:06:58,949 --> 00:06:59,949 Now closing. 215 00:06:59,949 --> 00:07:00,949 They're closed! 216 00:07:00,949 --> 00:07:01,949 Oh, that was fast. 217 00:07:01,949 --> 00:07:02,949 Yes! 218 00:07:02,949 --> 00:07:03,949 I told you it was almost nine. 219 00:07:03,949 --> 00:07:04,949 And this is a really efficient shift. 220 00:07:04,949 --> 00:07:05,949 They're all gone now. 221 00:07:05,949 --> 00:07:06,949 Oh. 222 00:07:06,949 --> 00:07:07,949 It's just us. 223 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:08,949 It's just us. 224 00:07:08,949 --> 00:07:09,949 Oh my god. 225 00:07:09,949 --> 00:07:10,949 Let's get out. 226 00:07:10,949 --> 00:07:11,949 Oh. 227 00:07:11,949 --> 00:07:12,949 Oh, wow. 228 00:07:12,949 --> 00:07:13,949 Oh. 229 00:07:13,949 --> 00:07:14,949 It's so interesting. 230 00:07:14,949 --> 00:07:16,949 It's darker than I would've thought. 231 00:07:16,949 --> 00:07:20,169 It's spooky because there's no music playing. 232 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:22,869 Yeah, it's weird. 233 00:07:22,969 --> 00:07:24,229 Oh, yeah, the music really did. 234 00:07:25,049 --> 00:07:28,709 That adds, it de-spookifies a little bit. 235 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,169 Oh, boo, they closed the Starbucks. 236 00:07:31,109 --> 00:07:32,369 They wrapped it close. 237 00:07:32,529 --> 00:07:33,309 I can't even go in there. 238 00:07:34,589 --> 00:07:35,629 I wanted a latte. 239 00:07:37,309 --> 00:07:39,529 How much did you want it? 240 00:07:40,289 --> 00:07:40,989 A latte. 241 00:07:41,549 --> 00:07:42,789 I should have said a little tay. 242 00:07:45,529 --> 00:07:46,729 I do have fun with you. 243 00:07:46,909 --> 00:07:47,509 I have fun with you, too. 244 00:07:47,909 --> 00:07:50,689 Hey, my meter of attraction just went up a little bit. 245 00:07:51,789 --> 00:07:53,169 Mine did, too, when you said a little, Tay. 246 00:07:53,329 --> 00:07:53,609 You did? 247 00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:53,969 Yeah. 248 00:07:54,189 --> 00:07:54,509 Wow. 249 00:07:54,629 --> 00:07:55,229 That was really good. 250 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:55,529 Yeah. 251 00:07:55,769 --> 00:07:56,289 No, I'm serious. 252 00:07:56,469 --> 00:07:57,749 I'm going to kiss you before the night's over. 253 00:07:57,869 --> 00:08:00,249 Oh, don't promise anything you can't keep. 254 00:08:00,289 --> 00:08:00,769 It wasn't a promise. 255 00:08:00,849 --> 00:08:01,429 It was just a statement. 256 00:08:01,669 --> 00:08:01,949 Okay. 257 00:08:03,689 --> 00:08:05,609 Well, this is a little more boring than I thought it was going to be. 258 00:08:05,889 --> 00:08:06,229 I know. 259 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:07,829 How come the mannequins aren't moving yet? 260 00:08:08,169 --> 00:08:09,269 Maybe because we're moving. 261 00:08:09,769 --> 00:08:10,509 Oh, okay. 262 00:08:10,549 --> 00:08:12,229 Let's stand real still like we're mannequins. 263 00:08:12,329 --> 00:08:12,509 Okay. 264 00:08:12,589 --> 00:08:13,329 Do a mannequin pose. 265 00:08:14,009 --> 00:08:14,569 Wait, wait, wait. 266 00:08:14,569 --> 00:08:16,929 Maybe we should put on some of the outfits. 267 00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:17,709 Oh, good idea. 268 00:08:17,809 --> 00:08:18,589 Because they're all wearing them. 269 00:08:19,109 --> 00:08:19,289 You? 270 00:08:19,469 --> 00:08:21,269 Oh, you put on the sequin gown. 271 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:21,689 Okay. 272 00:08:21,789 --> 00:08:22,649 Oh, that's so funny. 273 00:08:23,049 --> 00:08:23,929 Okay, zip me up. 274 00:08:24,449 --> 00:08:25,209 Oh, it's fits. 275 00:08:25,229 --> 00:08:25,869 It's a perfect fit. 276 00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:26,149 Yeah. 277 00:08:26,869 --> 00:08:27,769 Should we leave the tag on? 278 00:08:28,309 --> 00:08:29,069 Yeah, that's what they're doing. 279 00:08:29,189 --> 00:08:29,649 That's what they're doing. 280 00:08:29,789 --> 00:08:29,929 Yeah. 281 00:08:30,349 --> 00:08:30,649 All right. 282 00:08:31,049 --> 00:08:35,949 Here, you could put on a backwards hat and a Tommy Bahama shirt. 283 00:08:36,589 --> 00:08:36,809 Woo. 284 00:08:37,289 --> 00:08:37,749 You like that? 285 00:08:37,789 --> 00:08:38,229 Yeah, nice. 286 00:08:38,229 --> 00:08:39,549 Oh, and these shorts that go past your knees. 287 00:08:39,949 --> 00:08:40,469 Board shorts. 288 00:08:40,929 --> 00:08:41,289 Yes. 289 00:08:41,469 --> 00:08:41,709 Yeah. 290 00:08:42,249 --> 00:08:42,549 All right. 291 00:08:42,829 --> 00:08:43,349 Let's pose. 292 00:08:43,349 --> 00:08:43,669 Let's pose. 293 00:08:44,569 --> 00:08:48,049 Are they moving? 294 00:08:49,489 --> 00:08:51,829 I feel like because I want them to move, I'm not sure. 295 00:08:52,929 --> 00:08:53,409 You know what I mean? 296 00:08:53,529 --> 00:08:54,789 Yeah, wait, I think I saw... 297 00:08:54,789 --> 00:08:55,109 You saw something? 298 00:08:55,289 --> 00:08:56,489 I think I saw something on Cote Marmé. 299 00:08:56,629 --> 00:08:56,789 What? 300 00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:58,609 I don't see it. 301 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:04,169 This is, oh, no, never mind, it was just the light reflecting off your sequence. 302 00:09:04,389 --> 00:09:06,309 Oh my god, I should buy this. 303 00:09:06,669 --> 00:09:07,749 You kind of should. 304 00:09:07,749 --> 00:09:09,649 I do have some Kohl's cash. 305 00:09:11,109 --> 00:09:13,929 I don't know if that's transferable to Macy's. 306 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:14,769 Probably not. 307 00:09:14,769 --> 00:09:15,589 Probably not. 308 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,929 For all we know, they have the same owners. 309 00:09:18,929 --> 00:09:19,689 Probably. 310 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,429 This isn't working. 311 00:09:21,429 --> 00:09:22,529 Huh. 312 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:27,269 Maybe if we go to the shoe department. 313 00:09:27,269 --> 00:09:28,269 Let's go to the shoe department. 314 00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:31,829 I bet they're all, all the shoes have come to life and are dancing. 315 00:09:31,829 --> 00:09:42,364 Though they have to be They have to be right Why wouldn you dance as a shoe if you could I would all the time Let go Okay Oh they turned the escalators off at night That weird 316 00:09:42,424 --> 00:09:43,604 I'll just walk, I guess. 317 00:09:43,944 --> 00:09:44,544 All right. 318 00:09:45,924 --> 00:09:46,984 Clop, clop, clop. 319 00:09:47,784 --> 00:09:48,624 Wait, wait. 320 00:09:48,704 --> 00:09:50,264 Was that you or was that the shoe's dancing? 321 00:09:50,484 --> 00:09:52,084 I was saying clop as we clopped. 322 00:09:53,004 --> 00:09:54,004 Got my hopes up first. 323 00:09:54,004 --> 00:09:54,464 I'm sorry. 324 00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:55,084 That's okay. 325 00:09:56,044 --> 00:09:56,404 Boot. 326 00:09:57,904 --> 00:09:58,904 Did the meter go up? 327 00:09:59,104 --> 00:10:00,424 Just a scotch. 328 00:10:00,444 --> 00:10:00,904 It's a little bit. 329 00:10:01,024 --> 00:10:01,424 It's good. 330 00:10:01,424 --> 00:10:03,104 All right, here's the shoes. 331 00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:04,524 Just me and shoes. 332 00:10:06,284 --> 00:10:07,744 I don't understand. 333 00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:13,264 This was supposed to be the most magical place on earth. 334 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:14,984 It says it on the line. 335 00:10:15,064 --> 00:10:16,624 It says Macy's better than Disneyland. 336 00:10:16,944 --> 00:10:17,084 Yeah. 337 00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:20,704 I don't know what to do. 338 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,364 Should we kiss the mannequins? 339 00:10:25,804 --> 00:10:27,504 I mean, that's... 340 00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:29,924 I'm glad you said it because I was thinking the exact same thing. 341 00:10:29,924 --> 00:10:31,624 We'll just pick the hottest ones. 342 00:10:32,244 --> 00:10:32,524 Yeah. 343 00:10:32,944 --> 00:10:33,704 Quick smooch. 344 00:10:34,324 --> 00:10:35,304 We'll see what happens. 345 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:38,084 And then after, we're falling in love. 346 00:10:38,964 --> 00:10:39,384 You and me. 347 00:10:39,484 --> 00:10:39,704 Promise? 348 00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:41,064 Yeah. 349 00:10:42,304 --> 00:10:43,884 It's just an idea, not a promise, but yeah. 350 00:10:44,464 --> 00:10:44,804 Okay. 351 00:10:45,004 --> 00:10:45,284 All right. 352 00:10:45,784 --> 00:10:46,184 All right. 353 00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:47,924 Well, I'm going to... 354 00:10:47,924 --> 00:10:49,764 I'm going to kiss this one. 355 00:10:49,964 --> 00:10:52,204 That's wearing the same dress as me, because I think it's funny. 356 00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:55,624 and 357 00:10:55,624 --> 00:10:57,204 I'm gonna 358 00:10:57,204 --> 00:10:58,784 I'm gonna 359 00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,824 kiss this one 360 00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:00,064 the 361 00:11:00,064 --> 00:11:00,744 well 362 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,684 I was gonna kiss the one 363 00:11:02,684 --> 00:11:03,304 that's wearing the dress 364 00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:03,764 that you're wearing 365 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,624 but you claimed it 366 00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:05,184 and it is funny 367 00:11:05,184 --> 00:11:05,544 you're right 368 00:11:05,544 --> 00:11:05,844 okay 369 00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:07,084 it's like you're kissing yourself 370 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:07,904 yeah a little bit 371 00:11:07,904 --> 00:11:08,464 a little bit 372 00:11:08,464 --> 00:11:08,764 okay 373 00:11:08,764 --> 00:11:09,564 all right 374 00:11:09,564 --> 00:11:10,364 well I'll kiss 375 00:11:10,364 --> 00:11:11,564 I'll kiss 376 00:11:11,564 --> 00:11:13,024 this one 377 00:11:13,024 --> 00:11:13,884 that's wearing 378 00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:15,344 just a bikini 379 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:16,824 okay right on 380 00:11:16,824 --> 00:11:17,644 all right 381 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,664 maybe we'll swap 382 00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:21,864 all right 383 00:11:22,204 --> 00:11:29,304 Do we have to fuck them to get them to come to life? 384 00:11:29,304 --> 00:11:30,004 We gotta fuck these mannequins. 385 00:11:30,004 --> 00:11:31,284 We gotta fuck these mannequins. 386 00:11:32,404 --> 00:11:33,884 Okay, I'm gonna take mine to housewares. 387 00:11:34,284 --> 00:11:36,324 I'm gonna do mine here. 388 00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:37,044 Okay. 389 00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:37,764 All right. 390 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:38,784 Does Macy's have a piano? 391 00:11:38,904 --> 00:11:39,444 Is it like Nordstrom? 392 00:11:40,404 --> 00:11:40,764 No. 393 00:11:40,764 --> 00:11:41,424 Because it'd be nice to do it on the piano. 394 00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:41,604 I know. 395 00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:42,424 It would be nice. 396 00:11:42,424 --> 00:11:44,224 With two secret dresses on a piano, that would be nice. 397 00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:45,884 We should take these mannequins to Nordstrom. 398 00:11:47,204 --> 00:11:48,724 That's why it's not working. 399 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:51,564 They don't want to come to life in their own store. 400 00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:53,264 No, this is work for them. 401 00:11:53,284 --> 00:11:55,704 Yes, that's like hanging out where you work. 402 00:11:56,704 --> 00:11:59,024 Let's go to Nordstrom's with these mannequins. 403 00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:00,204 Get to Nordstrom's. 404 00:12:00,744 --> 00:12:01,364 All right. 405 00:12:01,624 --> 00:12:03,344 It's time to get fucking. 406 00:12:03,644 --> 00:12:05,124 All right, I'm on the piano with mine. 407 00:12:05,264 --> 00:12:05,544 Okay. 408 00:12:05,804 --> 00:12:06,684 All right, here we go. 409 00:12:07,084 --> 00:12:08,144 I'm in the perfume section. 410 00:12:08,564 --> 00:12:10,104 All right, well, your voice is really caring. 411 00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:11,924 They're close. 412 00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,024 Yeah, so am I. 413 00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:15,804 All right. 414 00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:25,464 What are you doing to me? 415 00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:27,644 Holy shit 416 00:12:27,644 --> 00:12:28,604 It worked 417 00:12:28,604 --> 00:12:29,104 It worked 418 00:12:29,104 --> 00:12:31,164 We brought the mannequins to life 419 00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:32,684 But 420 00:12:32,684 --> 00:12:34,784 They're gonna tell 421 00:12:34,784 --> 00:12:37,964 Only one thing left to do 422 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:38,724 Get the bat 423 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,604 Dean