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welcome to friends like us bonus improv joe can we please get a suggestion you sure can jenna

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Thanks. You're always so on top of it.

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I am. Your word is unavoidable.

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I have to go to the dentist, which I feel like is unavoidable.

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And I last time I was at the dentist, I got a stern warning that if I didn't do a better job flossing,

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I would need to get a deep

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cleaning

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which is like

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very invasive and they have to

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numb your mouth and they can only do

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half at a time and then you have to come back another time

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and they do the other half

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so I really don't want that to happen

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so I've been flossing

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not regularly

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but more regularly

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and then

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so next week I go and they

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give me the verdict

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how long have you been kind of trying uh six months right okay that's enough for me yeah um

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i think going to the dentist is avoidable because i have been avoiding it for years

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yeah um but i've okay here's i've heard some stories recently about people like or like

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dentists trying to like sneak in things services that you don't need because they can just bill

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your insurance so it's like oh yeah you got some cavities sure whatever like but you don't but like

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if you get a second dentist opinion like you could get be like no you're fine you have no cavities

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or like oh yeah you really need this implant or whatever so now i'm wary i'm skeptical

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of dentists did i tell you i wished a cavity away no see why would i go to a dentist if i can do that

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Yeah, they won't admit it.

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But they were like, oh, you're starting to get a cavity.

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And I was like, no.

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I was deep into my manifestation woo-woo at the time.

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I was like, I'm not getting a cavity.

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Never had one.

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And then the next time I went, there was no cavity.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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I love the dentist.

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I go four times a year.

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Wow.

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That too much So you go quarterly Yeah I go every three months Be back in november baby oh four times no every three months three times four is 12 oh it okay i know you didn mean

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anything by it he was suggesting that you need to take better care of your teeth they always do that

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and then they they do they do casual things like he told me last time i was there that

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looking at my teeth and like starting the preliminary exam

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and then he's like, when we're done

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I'm going to do a flossing demonstration.

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I'm like, okay, read between

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the lines. You don't think

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I'm flossing. And to be fair.

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I hate flossing. Well, I told them I don't have

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a sink in my bedroom.

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That would make things so much easier.

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Like when sometimes you're already in bed, you're like reading

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and it's like you're getting tired. It's like

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I'm not getting out of bed.

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To go floss?

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Yeah. Every bedroom should

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have a sink in it. Save it for invention of the

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week, my man. I know, I was thinking it.

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Floss tubes.

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You just lie there and think.

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You just

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imagine more.

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Floss.

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Yeah, flossing hands.

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Nice.

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They get all up in your jaw.

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Yeah, I like that.

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And now, improv.

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Okay.

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and open a little wider, please.

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Well, thank you.

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Okay.

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All right, so you've been...

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You've been flossing regularly?

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Uh-huh.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah.

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All right.

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I did, I did.

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You can answer me.

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You can answer me.

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Yes, I swear.

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I do it every day,

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three times a day.

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You know I can tell you're lying

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from your teeth, right?

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The teeth tell all.

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No.

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No! I've been trying, I swear.

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Doctor, do you have another tooth liar?

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Yes.

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Very well. I'll add it to his chart.

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Thank you.

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No, that's on my permanent record.

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Make sure it's in ink.

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I don't know what to do. You know this is hard for me. I'm busy.

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Ah, see that? I can tell that's the truth. I can see it in your teeth.

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Can it come off the file then?

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No.

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I wrote it in ink.

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She wrote it in ink.

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and also

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selectively lying is still lying

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I wasn't meaning to

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I'm woozy from the gas you have me on

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nope

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joke's on you I didn't give you any gas

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damn it

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feels so good to lie

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um

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open up please no bigger Open wide Open wide Okay No

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I need to be able to get my hands in there.

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Okay.

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Doctor, shall I bring out the mechanical hands?

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Please, please do.

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No, okay, girl.

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There it is.

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Okay.

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Now, let me ask you something.

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Back in 1998,

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Did you

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take a 20 out of your grandmother's purse?

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No.

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I would never steal from Granny.

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Oh.

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Teeth tell the story.

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The teeth don't lie.

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Okay.

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Number 28 is clearly telling me.

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What was she going to do with it?

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Wait a minute.

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My teeth are telling you I'm lying?

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I told you the teeth.

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They tell all.

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Pull them.

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No, I can't do that.

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Ethically, I can't pull healthy, truth-telling teeth.

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I'll pay cash.

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I'm sorry.

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That's not what this is about.

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I'll pay double.

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I took an oath.

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To whom?

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To the gods of dentistry.

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Yeah, the gods of dentistry are very serious.

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Mess with them at your peril.

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I didn't come here to be judged.

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I came here to be told I'm not doing a good job.

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Hey, you're not doing a good job, by the way.

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That's all I wanted.

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Okay.

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Well, you got that.

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Mm-hmm.

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Now, I'm going to make this a teaching moment here.

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This is Rebecca.

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She's training to be.

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Dentist in training.

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Dentist in training.

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I'm glad I can still call you Rebecca.

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Yes.

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I'm not a doctor yet.

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I called you right at the perfect moment where we could be friends.

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I don't think so, sir.

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Okay.

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That was.

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She knows your teeth.

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That's inappropriate.

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are liars.

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Okay.

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Or that you're a liar from your teeth.

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My teeth are lying?

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No, your teeth are the only things that are telling the truth.

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Everything that passes through your lips has to go by your teeth.

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Your teeth know all.

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I was going to become an optometrist, but the eyes are windows to lies.

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Yep.

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And you prefer...

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Truth-telling teeth.

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Dental lens.

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Rebecca, why don't you go ahead and get in there and let me...

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You tell me what you see.

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All right.

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Open wide.

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wider

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very good

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now tell me

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when you're cozy in bed late at night

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and it's time to floss

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do you floss your teeth are already telling me the answer Rebecca Yas

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Did you say yas?

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I said, yas, I floss.

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Oh, but you don't, sir.

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That's it. If you won't take my teeth out, I'll find a way to have them out.

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And you'll never be able to know if I'm lying again.

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but everyone else will know that you are a liar because you have no teeth

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that's not the only reason people have no teeth i could have been in a drilling accident

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where you were drilling and your teeth fell out

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okay see you can't make up a good lie you know there's no escaping the lies okay well what do

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you recommend i do clearly i can't tell the truth why not why just tell the truth tell the truth and

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shame the devil. That's the motto that's

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written in Latin above the door

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you walked under. Yep. Oh, it's hard

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to see because I've been avoiding the optometrist.

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Because the eyes

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are the windows to lies.

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Okay. All right, look, I can do this.

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Read one more of my teeth,

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and I'll promise to tell the truth. Very good.

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Doctor, you better do this one.

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You're the professional. Thank you.

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I'm going to read

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your canines.

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Oh, the dog teeth.

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Uh-huh.

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uh

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oh no

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oh

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try to be honest this time

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when you answer

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okay I can do this

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Dr. Flan Hanahan

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I can do this

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thank you for calling me by my first name

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your

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your car

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did you pay money for it or did you find it a different way your 2007

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subaru outback yes is that you really truly your 2007 subaru outback

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I hope you don't take this the wrong way

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Hi-ya!

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