1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:22,560 when i was a child or teen preteen i don't even know we used to go back east to visit family in 2 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:27,680 upstate new york yep and one of our my dad's friends had like a big property with 3 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:32,320 like a pond like a big natural pond i don't know if it's natural i don't know why i said natural 4 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:40,440 it was a pond big natty pond could have been a silicone pond for all i know anyway um he would 5 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:46,220 like fish on his pond yeah so he's like we should go out on the pond and i was like 6 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:52,280 i'm not like a nature kid yeah so i was like okay like we can go out and like we're out on the pond 7 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,380 and he started rocking the 8 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:57,400 the boat 9 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,400 which is where the saying comes from by the way 10 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,360 my personal experience 11 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,680 anyway he started rocking it and I was like 12 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,120 screaming for him to stop you know 13 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,060 don't rock the boat 14 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:10,880 yeah that's where that song 15 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,360 comes from 16 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,820 my exact experience anyway so yeah he kept doing it 17 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:16,840 and I was like freaking out I started to have like a panic attack 18 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,300 and then 19 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:20,880 I went overboard in the lake 20 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,180 or the pond and I had to like swim back to the shore. 21 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:26,680 Was you going overboard the result of him rocking it 22 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,860 or are you panicking because he was rocking it? 23 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,640 It's hard to say. 24 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:33,920 The mists of time obscure even the strongest of memories. 25 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:36,080 But I will say I don't think it would have happened 26 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:40,620 if he hadn't been aggressively tormenting a sweet innocent child. 27 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:41,820 Like laughing like ha ha ha ha. 28 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,160 Like look at you, you're upset. 29 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,300 Like that kind of. 30 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:45,260 Yeah, yeah. 31 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,900 He was doing it to freak you out. 32 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:51,300 Yeah, because he knew that I was... 33 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,720 That exactly what would happen would happen. 34 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:53,180 He knew. 35 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,120 Anyway. 36 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,800 But you made it. 37 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,900 So you were swimming back on your clothes? 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,200 That's good for you. 39 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,500 Well, I wasn't going to take them off after I got in the water. 40 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,840 No, but I'm saying that it's hard to swim in clothes. 41 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,460 I don't think people realize how difficult that is. 42 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,600 When you're scared of fish, you can swim fast in clothes. 43 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,900 You said this was your dad's friend? 44 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:13,900 Yes. 45 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:21,160 your dad's friends have done a lot of weird stuff to you yeah i think i deserve to get into heaven 46 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:28,380 despite all of my sins based on what was done to me yeah you've done your punishment here on earth 47 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:38,140 thank you yeah you've done your purgatory yeah here i'm ready to be rewarded um well what was it 48 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:42,240 wintertime or summertime for some reason i was picturing this being winter it wasn't the winter 49 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,720 time if it was in the winter that would be like crazy because it's really cold over there in the 50 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,960 yeah i was gonna say that i think it was probably like spring or summer yeah okay 51 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:54,580 you'd be like george bailey's kid brother you'd have that ear infection 52 00:02:54,580 --> 00:03:02,000 oh richard at bro bailey yes yep yeah um 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:08,740 wow i'm sorry that happened to you thanks it made me stronger i guess or whatever or whatever 54 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:12,240 yeah people say that don't you hate people say like oh it doesn't kill you makes you stronger 55 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:20,440 i'm like what about being maimed yeah there are certain there are certain things that don't kill 56 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:25,960 you that definitely make you way weaker than you were and maybe forever yep horrible saying zero 57 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:32,480 out of ten yeah that's saying it's not based on any of my life experiences because you got weaker 58 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:41,160 everything that didn't kill you welcome to very fine friends a podcast where friends talk about 59 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:50,720 stuff a podcast where francis relives childhood trauma uh well how are you today francis today 60 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:56,840 yeah today's great except for the horrible rush hour traffic i had to drive into and from work 61 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,660 everything went perfect i had a theory about this i was thinking if you tested your like stress 62 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,980 levels, I bet you they would peak in traffic. 63 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:04,860 Yeah. 64 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:08,860 This is why I don't drive on the freeway. 65 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:13,280 Aside from the fact that I'm terrified of dying in a car accident and going at higher 66 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,400 speeds increases the likelihood of that. 67 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,280 It's so much less stressful. 68 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:23,500 I would rather add seven to eight minutes to my commute and then not feel like the tension 69 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:29,740 of being on the freeway and just like, like, all of you. 70 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:39,140 i hate you uh so it's just like i have my regular routes and then i kind of just go on autopilot and 71 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:44,520 it's not stressful at all i have a couple of tips for driving in traffic because i used to be super 72 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:53,040 angry used to be i'm perfectly not anymore okay um but here's something i do like someone got in 73 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:57,860 my lane today like with no notice and i was like here i said this out loud it helps to say it out 74 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:07,960 out no blinkies or if they like cut in and like you didn't give you notice sometimes i'll say out 75 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:15,640 loud like good for them or like you did it you're here that sort of thing congratulations you did it 76 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:24,880 or just a simple like sir it's always sir even if it's a lady yeah she knows she knows what he did 77 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:29,060 Yeah, traffic's the worst. 78 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:31,540 Well, I'm sorry that you had to drive in so much traffic. 79 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:32,520 It's okay. 80 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,540 I got to see a lot of cars. 81 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,540 That was nice. 82 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:39,980 That is a pretty big goal for most people most days. 83 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:42,940 I need to see as many cars as I possibly can. 84 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,100 Well, I like to look in the windows and see what they're doing. 85 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,360 A lot of people breaking the law out there. 86 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:52,100 Like cheating on their taxes in their car? 87 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,280 With little speech bubbles so I know what's going on. 88 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:54,720 Yeah. 89 00:05:54,880 --> 00:06:01,200 they strangle people in the car and look at me just like shh it's our little secret 90 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:07,260 on the freeway going really fast and then you're like dad's friend what are you doing 91 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:09,120 yeah throws me a fuzzy navel 92 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:18,080 quick interruption every week on the podcast we do something where our producer joe gives 93 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:23,820 Francis and I each our own secret word. Throughout the course of the podcast, 94 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:29,840 we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person 95 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:36,020 noticing. If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point. And 96 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:43,200 right before we die, we add up all the points. And then we get a prize, whoever has the most 97 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:48,860 points for guessing the most secret words. Here's Joe with today's secret words. 98 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:57,320 Jenna's secret word is parental. Jenna's decoy word is kindling. Francis's secret word is 99 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:03,560 overachiever. Francis's decoy word is expunged. Back to the pod. 100 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:08,580 I don't have an elegant segue. That's a segue. 101 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:15,420 Speaking of fuzzy navels, it's time for the invention of the week. 102 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:18,480 Inventions. 103 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:21,760 Francis. 104 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,420 That's me, boo. 105 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,900 You got, you hit me, baby. 106 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:26,960 Hit me with it. 107 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:27,960 Oh, you want to be hit? 108 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,480 Oh, you want to be hit? 109 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,280 Oh, yeah. 110 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,400 You know it. 111 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,620 You got to give me that sweet, sweet invention. 112 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:37,120 You winding up. 113 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,280 I wish we could do that for like 10 minutes. 114 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,240 What's stopping us? 115 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,320 People will stop listening. 116 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:44,480 Joe's face. 117 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:46,580 It's the extended version. 118 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,820 Stay tuned for the bonus content. 119 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:50,640 Yeah, the bonus content. 120 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:54,260 It'll be a video feed of Joe's face with us in the background. 121 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:58,820 Joe just like immediately end this, please. 122 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,400 Joe kills us both. 123 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,460 New segment idea. 124 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:06,340 How quickly can we get Joe to murder us? 125 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:13,940 speaking of murder yeah i think it's you know how sometimes you want to murder people 126 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:18,580 you're gonna love this well i was just thinking how like you know sometimes in movies people hold 127 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:23,740 up two guns and they're like shooting two guns yeah and i'm like get real you're not hitting 128 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:29,780 anything with those guns well also uh i've never fired a gun but i've been made to believe that 129 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:35,060 they recoil a lot yeah depending on so having two it's like man yeah you gotta be real strong to 130 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:40,680 just do a one-handed one-hander when you said i've never fired a gun i pictured you like 131 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:50,100 letting a gun go you're free you're free we love you do performance uh i that's true i i 132 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:56,140 free guns into the wild so if you ever find a loose gun it's probably one that i've freed 133 00:08:56,140 --> 00:09:02,660 check out our map for locations of all places jenna's let guns go yep uh anyway i'm sorry 134 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:12,880 invention yes my invention is as fellas you know how some people eat in their cars i do know that 135 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:21,000 you know how it can be messy i do know that you know how we don't want to be messy i do know that 136 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,640 you know how some people share cars and they get mad at their partner if they get messy in the car 137 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:33,960 oh i do know that here you go i had this thought because uh well so viewers i mean listeners 138 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:41,680 will be intimately familiar with the following irrefutable fact taco bell while delicious 139 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:47,840 remains the hardest food to eat in the car seriously because the tacos open and lettuce 140 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:54,500 falls and cheese falls that's true but soft taco not so much the crunchy taco yeah 141 00:09:54,500 --> 00:10:04,620 i've had trouble with both which leads me to a new world wait didn't they also used to have the 142 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:09,860 the thing like the crunchable or wrap or whatever and their ad used to be like and you're good to go 143 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:14,580 and it was like i don't know if i've ever seen that and you're good to go like the whole point 144 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:19,220 is like here it is yeah like the crunch wrap yeah like you can eat it on the wild but i'm pretty 145 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:25,860 sure they had a like like buy it eat it you good to go like something like that pop it chewing 146 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:33,820 anyway sorry i digress go on so taco bell okay the hardest to eat yeah well and this isn't just 147 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:39,320 for taco bell but taco bell fans are going to they'll be crying in the streets everyone is 148 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:45,120 a taco bell i mean we all secretly love taco bell right or openly love it yeah 149 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:57,200 yeah for me for sure for me for sure um check it out okay my invention is a device that you load up 150 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:02,700 with sauce these like three or four different condiment teats if you will 151 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:14,420 i will you fill them up and then it latches onto your visor so you can sauce your taco 152 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,420 or your burrow. 153 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,580 Like milking a cow? 154 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,960 Okay, keep going. 155 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:32,680 Yeah. 156 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:33,920 Yeah. 157 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,800 Well, you don't have to milk it. 158 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,160 It's like... 159 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,240 No, I'm going to milk it. 160 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,340 Okay. 161 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:42,800 Okay. 162 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:47,100 Anyway, so it frees up your hand 163 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,520 so you don't have to open the sauce 164 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,700 when you're driving and, you know, 165 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,320 putting the sauce on your... 166 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,220 You don't have to open the packet and... 167 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:54,600 Yeah, it could be very dangerous 168 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,740 even though we're all willing to take that risk. 169 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,840 It would be nice to not have to. 170 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,620 Now you just have to use both hands at the same time. 171 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:05,580 To milk it. 172 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,480 And you have to put them in front of your face. 173 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:08,920 For just a second. 174 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,180 You could do it in the drive-thru line. 175 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:10,920 Oh. 176 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,880 you know what that means audience 177 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,800 someone just got in an accident 178 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,140 using their taco tea 179 00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:23,020 well I don't know if that's being picked up 180 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:23,360 on Mike 181 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:27,000 it might not be being picked up but there's very loud sirens 182 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,380 going right now 183 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,140 just down the street 184 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,500 that's how you know this idea is 185 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,960 tits 186 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,500 fire 187 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,820 fire sauce 188 00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:37,620 well done 189 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,780 that is my favorite taco bowl sauce 190 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:47,740 me too yeah i agree um so that's just it so it's just straps to your visor little teats 191 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:54,640 yes and it's filled with your various sauces yeah like what sauces do you envision 192 00:12:54,640 --> 00:13:04,960 um being in there the sauces you want um this is totally customizable i was just curious what 193 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,900 your sauces would be. Oh, you want to know my personal sauces? 194 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:07,740 Yeah, your personal sauces. 195 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,220 Well, fire sauce, of course. 196 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:13,060 Sriracha is an obvious choice for me. 197 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:13,480 Okay. 198 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,480 Basically, anything that doesn't have to go in the fridge. 199 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:18,620 Ah, good point. 200 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,680 You know? So... 201 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,360 Vinegar-based. 202 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:22,540 Okay. 203 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,540 What if there is someone wants to have a refrigerated sauce? 204 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,320 One of the teats 205 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,700 is 206 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:34,100 it has that... 207 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,600 You know that stuff in first aid kits where you crack it and it gets cold? 208 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:37,040 Yeah. 209 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,940 It's got that on it. 210 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,520 Oh, nice. 211 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,700 It's a nippy teat. 212 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:48,540 Yeah. 213 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:49,520 Yeah. 214 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:50,760 Okay. 215 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,580 So, wait, how is it hands-free? 216 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,500 Because it's secured to the visor. 217 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:01,000 But you still have to dispense it somehow, right? 218 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:09,180 it's remote control is it like a soap dispenser you like automatic you just like wave the drivers 219 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:14,480 think you're like like waving them on no i'm just putting fire sauce on my taco 220 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:25,740 um and so part of the thing that you don't like about taco bell is that lettuce gets everywhere 221 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,660 because they open. 222 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,800 So you're opening this taco to put the sauce in. 223 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:36,280 How is this helping you avoid lettuce getting everywhere? 224 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,640 Here's what happens. 225 00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:39,660 Here's what it is. 226 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:40,040 Okay. 227 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,380 You get your food. 228 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,720 You pull into a spot. 229 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,940 You sauce your tacos. 230 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,720 Then you drive away and now you can eat them. 231 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,740 So you're parked. 232 00:14:55,740 --> 00:15:03,700 you have to be part to use this so how is this better than just a sauce packet well you because 233 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:08,860 if you have a sauce packet you don't it's not like you're driving you need to i can understand 234 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:15,080 the not wanting to open a sauce packet while you're driving you just looked up at me with 235 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:22,160 crazy eyes here's here's the truth here's the truth here's the truth okay i used to do this 236 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,020 thing where I would get my sauce packets and I would 237 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,040 open it and then I would 238 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,200 take a bite of my taco and then 239 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,800 slurp a little sauce 240 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,580 in the same bite. Yeah. 241 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,560 And then like I thought it was genius. 242 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,060 And then one day I had this horrible 243 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,260 thought realization where I was like, 244 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,080 these people are touching these. 245 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,980 And you're putting it in. Yeah. 246 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,140 I'm basically sucking their fingers. Yep. 247 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:44,880 And once I had that thought, I was like, 248 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,140 no more. 249 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,360 How much sauce can you legally give me? 250 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:51,820 Is there anyone back there 251 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:52,960 handling these with our feet. 252 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,300 Please hand them to me one at a time. 253 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:15,709 So okay how is this different than just keeping little squeeze squeeze bottles in your car other than it mounted to your visor that the that the main advantage is that it mounted to 254 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:25,029 one's visor and um the secondary advantage is it's coming from above 255 00:16:25,029 --> 00:16:33,189 what if you miss and then it lands on you and but what how is coming from above 256 00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:37,109 or what if you're just driving and you're not eating it goes a little haywire 257 00:16:37,109 --> 00:16:40,329 it wouldn't do that it loves you 258 00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:52,889 it just wouldn't do that okay um it's been hurt before well it's this are this the technology is 259 00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:54,769 good. It's proprietary and strong. 260 00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:58,789 You should have 261 00:16:58,789 --> 00:17:00,909 led with that. Yeah, well, teeth don't 262 00:17:00,909 --> 00:17:02,069 randomly release. 263 00:17:03,949 --> 00:17:04,749 That's not my 264 00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:05,229 understanding. 265 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:08,909 I think everyone should just try it before 266 00:17:08,909 --> 00:17:10,969 they 267 00:17:10,969 --> 00:17:12,869 have bad 268 00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:14,709 ideas about it. Everyone buy this 269 00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:16,769 and then you can criticize 270 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,369 it. I think that's only fair. 271 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:20,949 Let me ask you a question. 272 00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:24,669 do you ketchup fries when you're in the car 273 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:34,009 um that was the main benefit of sucking up the ketchup okay my technique it was like fry 274 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:39,729 ketchup slurp it was the perfect solution in a world where people's fingers weren't disgusting 275 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:49,689 and i was like this is it um so but okay now do you have the same difficulty it's so like you know 276 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:54,969 how like whataburger has like the little they don't have packets they have like a little cup 277 00:17:54,969 --> 00:18:00,589 with their condiments into jack-in-the-box i think maybe does the same thing maybe not with 278 00:18:00,589 --> 00:18:03,989 their ketchup but they do with like or you could like you could dip it or you could peel it and 279 00:18:03,989 --> 00:18:17,389 squirt it um yeah so but so like a little cup does that is that easy for you so one of my hands 280 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,909 has to be on the steering wheel. 281 00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:21,309 Yeah, the other one's on the food. 282 00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:26,389 And I use that hand and I lift it to the visor. 283 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,949 So then it automatically goes like a soap dispenser. 284 00:18:31,529 --> 00:18:33,309 Yeah, because... 285 00:18:34,109 --> 00:18:35,089 Check this out. 286 00:18:36,609 --> 00:18:38,329 Audience, I'm holding up a taco 287 00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:42,189 and I'm using my fingers 288 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:46,569 to squeeze the teat 289 00:18:46,569 --> 00:18:48,749 as I move the taco. 290 00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:51,229 The taco goes 291 00:18:51,229 --> 00:18:53,309 right now I'm picturing the taco 292 00:18:53,309 --> 00:18:55,209 lips. 293 00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:55,849 Are you eating? 294 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,089 You'd have to be eating 295 00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:00,629 the world's shortest taco. 296 00:19:00,809 --> 00:19:01,189 I know. 297 00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:10,509 No. 298 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,129 No. 299 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,329 It's motion 300 00:19:15,329 --> 00:19:16,449 sensing. Okay. 301 00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:24,369 there we go when the talk when the taco's near um see this is why i worry the motion sensing makes 302 00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:29,449 it easier to dispense for sure but then it does make me worried about like what if you just like 303 00:19:29,449 --> 00:19:35,329 get into the car and it senses your head you've got fire sauce all over your head 304 00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:39,069 um you're like not again well it doesn't work until the car started 305 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:45,869 uh you get into a car accident and your head flies forward and then now you're covered in sauce 306 00:19:46,569 --> 00:19:51,909 Ma'am, we're sorry. We could have saved your husband, but his head was covered in too much fire sauce. 307 00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:55,489 Well, there will be a disclaimer on the packaging on the website. 308 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,169 Which is, don't get into a car accident. 309 00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:03,889 But shit happens, okay? You're not going to sue the CD company because CDs flew all about your car. 310 00:20:05,849 --> 00:20:09,969 I did do that. How do you think I got my millions? 311 00:20:10,869 --> 00:20:12,669 I didn't know, and now I do. 312 00:20:13,229 --> 00:20:15,669 Maxwell, I sued them, the CD. 313 00:20:15,669 --> 00:20:17,669 Oh, what CD specifically was it? 314 00:20:18,369 --> 00:20:20,129 No, just the blank CDs 315 00:20:20,129 --> 00:20:21,549 Oh, of course, yeah 316 00:20:21,549 --> 00:20:23,569 I kept a thing of blank CDs in my car 317 00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:25,189 You never know when you're gonna 318 00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:29,629 I'm gonna wanna rip a DVD or a CD of some kind 319 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:33,609 I actually, side note, I have in my car currently 320 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:37,769 a whole bunch of mixed CDs that I made in high school 321 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,149 I still have them 322 00:20:39,149 --> 00:20:39,769 Do you listen to them? 323 00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:43,429 I think when I first found them again 324 00:20:43,429 --> 00:20:44,829 I did listen to them and like 325 00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:46,189 oh yeah, I remember this CD. 326 00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:48,929 You know it's illegal what you've done. 327 00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:50,609 Yeah. 328 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,949 That's right. That's right, coppers. 329 00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:54,989 Don't worry, I'm a lawyer. I'll have your 330 00:20:54,989 --> 00:20:56,949 record expunged. Thank you, I appreciate that. 331 00:20:58,089 --> 00:20:58,989 Okay, well, 332 00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:00,989 this... 333 00:21:00,989 --> 00:21:02,989 There are definitely 334 00:21:02,989 --> 00:21:04,569 people that will buy this. 335 00:21:10,109 --> 00:21:10,669 Um... 336 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:10,989 I... 337 00:21:10,989 --> 00:21:12,969 It could be in the home, too. 338 00:21:12,969 --> 00:21:16,229 what would you clip it to in the house 339 00:21:16,229 --> 00:21:18,689 your bed frame 340 00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:20,849 so when you're in 341 00:21:20,849 --> 00:21:22,149 you know how you're in bed 342 00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:24,369 yeah you know how you want to eat tacos 343 00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:25,049 yeah 344 00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:28,709 I don't know how 345 00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:30,869 this is different than just having 346 00:21:30,869 --> 00:21:32,369 little squeeze bottles in your car 347 00:21:32,369 --> 00:21:34,009 except for the motion sensing 348 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:35,589 and the proprietary 349 00:21:35,589 --> 00:21:37,049 what was it 350 00:21:37,049 --> 00:21:39,049 remote start technology 351 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:39,409 yeah 352 00:21:39,409 --> 00:21:51,189 um um no um here's what's different you've got multiple sauces you're gonna have five jingling 353 00:21:51,189 --> 00:21:57,069 individual sauce packets oh where's my this one oh where's my that one guess what they're 354 00:21:57,069 --> 00:22:02,909 all right next to each other okay um so then are you going to taco bell and being like i'm not 355 00:22:02,909 --> 00:22:09,729 ordering anything today i just need to refill my taco teat anything you could buy a taco you could 356 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:16,769 get on so could you just please give me like 30 fire packets my teat needs refilling they'll know 357 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:23,229 what that means okay and we're gonna brand this thing with a taco bell logo oh well and actually 358 00:22:23,229 --> 00:22:29,389 taco bell could get out they could just sell little teats they can sell pre pre-loaded teats 359 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:31,569 Can I get a Rocco's Modern Life? 360 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,249 Oh, man. 361 00:22:35,529 --> 00:22:35,749 See? 362 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:38,309 Yep. 363 00:22:38,729 --> 00:22:39,929 Yes, we do see. 364 00:22:40,209 --> 00:22:41,109 So we love it. 365 00:22:42,469 --> 00:22:43,029 Great. 366 00:22:45,409 --> 00:22:49,169 How many teats per thing? 367 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:49,949 Four. 368 00:22:50,529 --> 00:22:50,769 Four? 369 00:22:51,209 --> 00:22:51,549 Okay. 370 00:22:52,349 --> 00:22:55,029 I feel like ranch would be, does ranch need to be refrigerated? 371 00:22:55,129 --> 00:22:55,969 It does. 372 00:22:56,069 --> 00:22:56,269 Yeah. 373 00:22:56,269 --> 00:22:57,649 That would be a big one, though. 374 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,889 I think people would want ranch. 375 00:22:59,389 --> 00:23:02,629 well you know you can do you can go to talk you can go to taco bell and you can be like 376 00:23:02,629 --> 00:23:09,169 uh can i get the tea pack and they'll give you the food and instead of giving you sauces they'll 377 00:23:09,169 --> 00:23:14,369 just give you this thing for a nominal charge actually does ranch because now i'm thinking 378 00:23:14,369 --> 00:23:20,489 about it i've definitely gotten one of those like little ranch cups from um jack in the box before 379 00:23:20,489 --> 00:23:25,689 and they're warm they're not they're not refrigerated some of them could be shell 380 00:23:25,689 --> 00:23:27,629 stable depending on how many 381 00:23:27,629 --> 00:23:29,749 chemicals they pump into it. Exactly. Just make 382 00:23:29,749 --> 00:23:31,689 sure that you pick the ranch with 383 00:23:31,689 --> 00:23:33,589 the most chemicals when you buy our... Okay. 384 00:23:34,269 --> 00:23:34,869 Yeah. Yeah. 385 00:23:35,929 --> 00:23:37,809 Just enough to keep it preserved. 386 00:23:38,069 --> 00:23:39,749 Not enough chemicals to 387 00:23:39,749 --> 00:23:40,989 deteriorate the teat. 388 00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:47,729 Yes. God, I hope your secret 389 00:23:47,729 --> 00:23:49,889 word isn't teat. I'm screwed. 390 00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:51,389 That would be amazing. 391 00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:54,689 um 392 00:23:54,689 --> 00:23:57,869 all right well what do we call it this bad boy 393 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,189 I mean taco teat sounds pretty good 394 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,309 taco teat is great 395 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,529 taco teat stay 396 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:04,869 I also thought of 397 00:24:04,869 --> 00:24:11,209 that was real stupid 398 00:24:11,209 --> 00:24:12,969 write it down 399 00:24:12,969 --> 00:24:15,729 rain 400 00:24:15,729 --> 00:24:17,069 teat snow or hail 401 00:24:17,069 --> 00:24:18,749 do you say rain teats 402 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,549 rain teat snow or hail 403 00:24:20,549 --> 00:24:25,189 you know like rain sleet snow or hill oh i don't know i'm not familiar with that sorry i reacted 404 00:24:25,189 --> 00:24:33,969 the post office motto or whatever isn't it yeah neither rain nor sleet nor yeah oh i thought 405 00:24:33,969 --> 00:24:42,049 their motto was we sell stamps that too i mean more than one motto yeah we sell stamps 406 00:24:42,049 --> 00:24:51,009 utterly 407 00:24:51,009 --> 00:24:52,429 I was thinking utter too 408 00:24:52,429 --> 00:24:52,749 utter 409 00:24:52,749 --> 00:24:54,869 delicious 410 00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:56,469 saucy 411 00:24:56,469 --> 00:24:58,309 udders 412 00:24:58,309 --> 00:24:59,949 saucy udders 413 00:24:59,949 --> 00:25:04,069 I 414 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,149 I think 415 00:25:06,149 --> 00:25:07,089 taco teats is 416 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,889 the clear winner though 417 00:25:08,889 --> 00:25:09,169 yeah 418 00:25:09,169 --> 00:25:10,169 unless you like 419 00:25:10,169 --> 00:25:11,769 yeah it's good 420 00:25:11,769 --> 00:25:14,549 Why are we reopening the clams? 421 00:25:15,189 --> 00:25:16,269 It's fun. 422 00:25:17,369 --> 00:25:18,989 It's fun to think about what it could have been. 423 00:25:19,989 --> 00:25:21,729 You know, I used to know someone who used to say this. 424 00:25:22,169 --> 00:25:29,769 When anyone said, it is what it is, she would say, but it should be what it could be. 425 00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:30,989 Isn't that nice? 426 00:25:31,389 --> 00:25:31,669 Hmm. 427 00:25:35,089 --> 00:25:36,849 Let it should be what it could be. 428 00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:38,209 Is it nice? 429 00:25:38,629 --> 00:25:39,109 Did you say let it? 430 00:25:39,409 --> 00:25:40,569 Wait, is that what you said? 431 00:25:40,569 --> 00:25:41,089 No, no, no. 432 00:25:41,089 --> 00:25:41,889 Here, I'll do it again. 433 00:25:42,069 --> 00:25:42,989 I'll be both people. 434 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:43,369 Okay, sorry. 435 00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:43,929 I'll be both people. 436 00:25:43,929 --> 00:25:45,469 I only was half paying attention to your friend. 437 00:25:45,489 --> 00:25:46,529 It is what it is. 438 00:25:47,289 --> 00:25:49,229 But it should be what it could be. 439 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:52,609 I'm going to change my life. 440 00:25:53,269 --> 00:25:54,229 Mine's already changed. 441 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:57,789 Since I bought the taco teat, or what was it? 442 00:25:58,129 --> 00:25:58,529 Yeah, taco teats. 443 00:25:58,529 --> 00:25:59,189 Taco teats day. 444 00:25:59,729 --> 00:26:00,689 Taco teats day. 445 00:26:01,809 --> 00:26:02,369 Teat Tuesday. 446 00:26:05,209 --> 00:26:05,609 Great. 447 00:26:05,609 --> 00:26:09,389 Well, these will be in every car, I'm pretty sure. 448 00:26:09,709 --> 00:26:10,309 They'll be in mine. 449 00:26:11,089 --> 00:26:12,629 They will come preloaded. 450 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,009 It'll be a feature. 451 00:26:14,389 --> 00:26:18,989 What about mounted hands that feed you the food? 452 00:26:19,109 --> 00:26:22,149 If you buy In-N-Out and you get a burger, you can put the burger in the hands. 453 00:26:22,969 --> 00:26:23,889 You just lean forward. 454 00:26:24,189 --> 00:26:29,529 You have a thing on your steering wheel and you push it and it brings it forward and you take a bite. 455 00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:32,189 Could we maybe do a tie-in with me's or hands here? 456 00:26:32,189 --> 00:26:34,089 I was going to say, and then they give you a haircut. 457 00:26:35,669 --> 00:26:39,169 Know how when you're driving and you're trying to get a haircut and your hair gets everywhere? 458 00:26:39,449 --> 00:26:40,669 Your partner gets mad at you. 459 00:26:40,669 --> 00:26:43,349 I mean I would buy that 460 00:26:43,349 --> 00:26:45,449 I don't want to be seen using it but I'd buy it 461 00:26:45,449 --> 00:26:47,289 Can you imagine just driving 462 00:26:47,289 --> 00:26:49,349 and then you just see like hands coming 463 00:26:49,349 --> 00:26:49,749 to it 464 00:26:49,749 --> 00:26:52,309 Well everyone will have one so it won't be weird 465 00:26:52,309 --> 00:26:54,989 That's true if everyone's doing it it's not weird 466 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,949 Oh and then you'll get less road rage and traffic 467 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,309 because then you can like look in and see people getting haircuts 468 00:26:59,309 --> 00:27:00,969 You're in traffic 469 00:27:00,969 --> 00:27:02,429 I'm healed from that now 470 00:27:02,429 --> 00:27:03,189 Yeah you're welcome 471 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,269 See 472 00:27:04,269 --> 00:27:06,589 Someone turned you know when they're at a light 473 00:27:06,589 --> 00:27:08,049 and you're driving and it's your green light 474 00:27:08,049 --> 00:27:13,109 and then they like speed out in front of you on the turn this happened to me like i almost hit 475 00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:21,069 him i had to like hit the brake but instead of being angry i just went oh why'd you do that 476 00:27:21,069 --> 00:27:25,609 and that was the end of it i do often think about your strategy francis once told me 477 00:27:25,609 --> 00:27:29,769 that um if someone's going really slow in front of you and you're stuck and behind them 478 00:27:29,769 --> 00:27:36,029 that just imagine that they're transporting a cake yeah yeah that they like have to go slow 479 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:36,849 so it doesn't fly. 480 00:27:36,869 --> 00:27:37,609 Especially at a turn 481 00:27:37,609 --> 00:27:38,069 where you're like, 482 00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:39,069 what are you doing? 483 00:27:39,089 --> 00:27:39,649 Where it's like, 484 00:27:39,709 --> 00:27:40,209 you don't have to come 485 00:27:40,209 --> 00:27:41,149 to a complete stop 486 00:27:41,149 --> 00:27:41,949 to turn right. 487 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,489 Unless it's your grandma's birthday. 488 00:27:45,029 --> 00:27:45,229 Yep. 489 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:45,689 And then, 490 00:27:46,049 --> 00:27:47,129 so I think about that. 491 00:27:47,229 --> 00:27:48,389 It doesn't usually help 492 00:27:48,389 --> 00:27:49,309 mitigate the anger, 493 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:50,509 but I do think about it 494 00:27:50,509 --> 00:27:51,449 for whatever it's worth. 495 00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:52,749 Well, that's the first step. 496 00:27:53,069 --> 00:27:53,429 Thanks. 497 00:27:53,809 --> 00:27:53,969 Yeah. 498 00:27:54,169 --> 00:27:55,149 Admitting you think about it. 499 00:27:55,249 --> 00:27:56,289 Admitting that I think about it. 500 00:27:56,309 --> 00:27:56,469 Yep. 501 00:27:57,929 --> 00:27:58,329 Okay. 502 00:27:58,509 --> 00:27:58,789 Well, 503 00:27:59,529 --> 00:28:00,229 Taco Teets, 504 00:28:00,329 --> 00:28:01,229 Taco Teets Day. 505 00:28:02,129 --> 00:28:03,009 Smashing success. 506 00:28:03,489 --> 00:28:03,709 Yep. 507 00:28:03,949 --> 00:28:04,749 And go to 508 00:28:04,749 --> 00:28:06,069 veryfinefriends.com 509 00:28:06,069 --> 00:28:07,669 and 510 00:28:07,669 --> 00:28:09,209 buy one. 511 00:28:09,829 --> 00:28:10,309 Buy two. 512 00:28:11,509 --> 00:28:11,909 Stay. 513 00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:13,109 Oh. 514 00:28:13,949 --> 00:28:14,349 Discount. 515 00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:15,729 You buy them on Tuesday as well. 516 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:16,529 Yep. 517 00:28:17,789 --> 00:28:18,509 But if you want to buy them 518 00:28:18,509 --> 00:28:19,289 on any other day of the week, 519 00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:20,089 we'll give you the discount. 520 00:28:20,429 --> 00:28:20,549 Like, 521 00:28:20,729 --> 00:28:21,609 we just want you to buy it. 522 00:28:22,389 --> 00:28:23,649 Stop giving them away, 523 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:24,149 Francis. 524 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,569 We love these people. 525 00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:26,069 I know, 526 00:28:26,069 --> 00:28:26,729 we do love you. 527 00:28:26,749 --> 00:28:27,489 They keep our lights on. 528 00:28:27,889 --> 00:28:29,029 You're just throwing your teats 529 00:28:29,029 --> 00:28:29,789 all over town, 530 00:28:29,889 --> 00:28:30,309 aren't you? 531 00:28:30,589 --> 00:28:30,869 Yep. 532 00:28:31,949 --> 00:28:32,349 Uh, 533 00:28:32,909 --> 00:28:33,529 well, 534 00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:39,309 I think that wraps up a very successful invention of the week. 535 00:28:41,509 --> 00:28:42,809 Hooray, y'all. 536 00:28:43,429 --> 00:28:45,749 Just maybe stop putting things on the mic. 537 00:28:46,129 --> 00:28:46,529 I'm sorry. 538 00:28:46,829 --> 00:28:48,269 Random objects. 539 00:28:49,049 --> 00:28:51,409 I apologize to everyone who loves me. 540 00:28:54,169 --> 00:28:55,729 Now go swim in a lake. 541 00:28:57,729 --> 00:28:58,409 All right. 542 00:28:58,429 --> 00:29:00,609 Well, it's time for our next segment. 543 00:29:00,609 --> 00:29:04,329 take me to prompt 544 00:29:04,329 --> 00:29:13,009 oh hey there betsy do you want to go to the prompt with me 545 00:29:13,569 --> 00:29:23,289 francis you want to explain this yes i do thank you here's how it works our producer 546 00:29:23,289 --> 00:29:24,449 whose name is Joe 547 00:29:24,449 --> 00:29:27,049 will be providing 548 00:29:27,049 --> 00:29:28,669 Jenna and myself with 549 00:29:28,669 --> 00:29:30,909 prompts 550 00:29:30,909 --> 00:29:33,169 to which we have to come up with responses. 551 00:29:33,589 --> 00:29:35,209 Okay? You'll see how this works in just a moment 552 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:36,069 when he gives the first one. 553 00:29:37,829 --> 00:29:39,369 Anyway, it'll be Joe's 554 00:29:39,369 --> 00:29:41,289 job to decide, based on his laughter, 555 00:29:42,809 --> 00:29:43,409 which 556 00:29:43,409 --> 00:29:45,029 of us provides the 557 00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:46,469 best response. 558 00:29:48,129 --> 00:29:49,409 And it's anyone's game. 559 00:29:50,509 --> 00:29:51,389 Yep, that's right. 560 00:29:51,389 --> 00:29:54,069 it's anyone's game 561 00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:56,149 it's a deadly game 562 00:29:56,149 --> 00:29:58,369 Joe's laughter is the prize 563 00:29:58,369 --> 00:29:59,229 okay 564 00:29:59,229 --> 00:30:02,809 I thought I did a pretty good job 565 00:30:02,809 --> 00:30:03,629 explaining that but 566 00:30:03,629 --> 00:30:05,149 I guess you needed to 567 00:30:05,149 --> 00:30:06,269 I needed to give my own 568 00:30:06,269 --> 00:30:08,069 hey get used to it kid 569 00:30:08,069 --> 00:30:09,569 we're about to play this game 570 00:30:09,569 --> 00:30:10,009 I know 571 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:12,049 I like Jenna's explanation better 572 00:30:12,049 --> 00:30:12,489 okay 573 00:30:12,489 --> 00:30:13,289 oh nice 574 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:14,089 vote for the overachiever 575 00:30:14,089 --> 00:30:14,549 that's nice 576 00:30:14,549 --> 00:30:15,369 thank you so much 577 00:30:15,369 --> 00:30:16,529 I was an overachiever 578 00:30:16,529 --> 00:30:17,649 I said way less than you 579 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,089 I just called it a deadly game 580 00:30:20,089 --> 00:30:25,809 okay okay so okay i got points 581 00:30:25,809 --> 00:30:32,889 okay i have 12 questions for you oh jenna look at me you're dead 582 00:30:32,889 --> 00:30:37,749 i told you this is a deadly game i know i'm in it now i'm locked in i'm pissed off 583 00:30:37,749 --> 00:30:43,349 if you were the last person on earth what's the first thing you would do 584 00:30:44,489 --> 00:30:49,869 i was the last person on earth was the first thing i would what you keep going what's the 585 00:30:49,869 --> 00:30:59,549 first thing you would do the first thing i would i'll go first yeah okay anyone go yeah okay i'll 586 00:30:59,549 --> 00:31:05,469 go i would and i know this is the truth i would run out into the street screaming 587 00:31:05,469 --> 00:31:10,389 the hills are alive with the sound of music just feel like that's something i would do 588 00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:15,789 i would um 589 00:31:19,869 --> 00:31:22,229 get into like find a steal. 590 00:31:22,329 --> 00:31:22,469 Well, 591 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,529 I guess stealing is irrelevant at this point. 592 00:31:24,609 --> 00:31:32,769 I would take a very fast car and I would go drive around and find cool shit 593 00:31:32,769 --> 00:31:34,749 and then take it for myself. 594 00:31:37,209 --> 00:31:38,329 I would steal. 595 00:31:39,169 --> 00:31:40,929 It's not stealing anymore. 596 00:31:41,089 --> 00:31:41,429 It's just taking. 597 00:31:41,429 --> 00:31:41,709 I know. 598 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:43,549 It's just having. 599 00:31:43,789 --> 00:31:44,029 It's holding. 600 00:31:44,329 --> 00:31:44,529 Yeah. 601 00:31:46,309 --> 00:31:47,309 That's what I would do. 602 00:31:48,409 --> 00:31:49,329 I would. 603 00:31:49,869 --> 00:31:53,929 go outside wearing pants and a belt, 604 00:31:54,909 --> 00:31:56,849 and I would do this really funny thing I invented 605 00:31:56,849 --> 00:31:59,169 where if you take your belt off fast enough, 606 00:31:59,229 --> 00:32:00,009 you spank yourself. 607 00:32:02,009 --> 00:32:04,889 Do you need to be the last person on earth to do this? 608 00:32:05,109 --> 00:32:06,409 I don't want anyone else to see this. 609 00:32:06,789 --> 00:32:15,319 You invented it You clearly done it before Yeah I had to wait till no one home So just being alone also okay 610 00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:26,279 I would go to everyone's closet in the neighborhood. 611 00:32:26,799 --> 00:32:28,179 I'd take all their clothes. 612 00:32:28,659 --> 00:32:32,479 I would sew them together into a giant parachute quilt. 613 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:35,919 And then I'd jump off a building using everyone's clothes. 614 00:32:36,899 --> 00:32:39,559 even though parachutes are available 615 00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:41,279 oh yeah 616 00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:44,059 but not of all my neighbors clothes 617 00:32:44,059 --> 00:32:45,759 they're not 618 00:32:45,759 --> 00:32:47,199 available like that kind of 619 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:49,859 you find me 620 00:32:49,859 --> 00:32:51,079 a parachute 621 00:32:51,079 --> 00:32:54,039 that has Roger's pants 622 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:55,399 and 623 00:32:55,399 --> 00:32:57,919 and Anita's dress 624 00:32:57,919 --> 00:32:59,739 and 625 00:32:59,739 --> 00:33:01,099 stitched into it good luck 626 00:33:01,099 --> 00:33:03,919 you're not going to find that parachute unless everyone's dead 627 00:33:03,919 --> 00:33:05,699 well I hope 628 00:33:05,699 --> 00:33:07,619 for your sake that happens 629 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,159 thank you 630 00:33:09,159 --> 00:33:11,319 Joe I'm gonna go 631 00:33:11,319 --> 00:33:13,559 I'm gonna give one point to 632 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,759 Francis on that one you liked my belt 633 00:33:15,759 --> 00:33:16,639 I did 634 00:33:16,639 --> 00:33:19,539 okay I've just 635 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,519 given you a thousand dollars but you have 636 00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:23,319 to spend it within the next 24 hours 637 00:33:23,319 --> 00:33:24,199 how do you spend it 638 00:33:24,199 --> 00:33:34,779 I would 639 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:41,499 find a child that understands the concept of money 640 00:33:41,499 --> 00:33:47,439 and i would say this thousand dollars is yours 641 00:33:47,439 --> 00:33:57,239 if you do a series of pranks but you don't get the money if you tell people that i paid you to 642 00:33:57,239 --> 00:34:06,899 prank so i would get a child to be rambunctious what are the pranks um uh 643 00:34:06,899 --> 00:34:13,399 they one of them would be um stealing your parents car and driving it around the block 644 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:16,659 and if you hit something you don't get the money 645 00:34:16,659 --> 00:34:25,419 uh help me catfish your teacher 646 00:34:25,419 --> 00:34:37,559 and creating a giant 647 00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:39,299 slip and slide inside 648 00:34:39,299 --> 00:34:41,559 the school hallway, main 649 00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:41,999 hallway. 650 00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:45,019 If you break your hip, you don't get the money. 651 00:34:46,139 --> 00:34:47,439 And then running 652 00:34:47,439 --> 00:34:48,679 a gambling ring 653 00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:51,099 to see which kid slips 654 00:34:51,099 --> 00:34:53,319 the farthest, can go the farthest 655 00:34:53,319 --> 00:34:54,259 distance down the hall. 656 00:34:55,419 --> 00:34:59,039 and I get to keep any profits from the gambling ring, 657 00:34:59,279 --> 00:35:01,319 but they get the $1,000 still at the end. 658 00:35:01,439 --> 00:35:04,459 So this is a real rat race situation you got going on. 659 00:35:04,659 --> 00:35:04,859 Kind of. 660 00:35:05,359 --> 00:35:06,259 Yeah, that's nice. 661 00:35:06,819 --> 00:35:07,059 Yeah. 662 00:35:07,859 --> 00:35:08,399 What'd you do? 663 00:35:09,779 --> 00:35:12,299 I would find 664 00:35:12,299 --> 00:35:18,619 a hundred jovial senior citizens, 665 00:35:19,479 --> 00:35:22,099 put them in a van I rented with some of the money, 666 00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:25,359 drive them to Tucson to visit the last Sweet Tomatoes, 667 00:35:25,419 --> 00:35:31,259 and pay for all of them to have a meal before straining them in Tucson. 668 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:33,199 Okay. 669 00:35:33,439 --> 00:35:34,999 How much does this van cost? 670 00:35:35,459 --> 00:35:35,879 It's a rental. 671 00:35:36,519 --> 00:35:37,159 I know, but how much? 672 00:35:37,359 --> 00:35:37,999 Okay, so $1,000. 673 00:35:38,279 --> 00:35:38,679 So let's say. 674 00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,039 It's $65 a day. 675 00:35:41,279 --> 00:35:41,999 I only have it one day. 676 00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:42,519 Okay. 677 00:35:43,779 --> 00:35:45,899 But you're paying for 100 people to have a meal. 678 00:35:45,899 --> 00:35:49,099 At Sweet Tomatoes, it's a sub $10 meal. 679 00:35:49,259 --> 00:35:50,939 Yeah, the max meal that they can have is. 680 00:35:51,419 --> 00:35:53,919 Well, and that's not even accounting the van expense. 681 00:35:54,019 --> 00:35:55,319 It's like $9 a meal. 682 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:55,779 Yeah. 683 00:35:55,919 --> 00:35:56,239 Okay. 684 00:35:56,379 --> 00:35:56,939 What are you saying? 685 00:35:56,979 --> 00:35:57,819 I haven't spent it all? 686 00:35:58,919 --> 00:36:01,019 Wait, also, this is a hundred passenger van. 687 00:36:03,059 --> 00:36:04,679 Old people don't care about safety rules. 688 00:36:04,839 --> 00:36:07,399 They'll sit on each other and do. 689 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:09,619 And then they won't be able to get up because they're old. 690 00:36:09,799 --> 00:36:10,339 I'll help them. 691 00:36:10,659 --> 00:36:11,039 Oh, okay. 692 00:36:11,959 --> 00:36:12,819 I'll have a nice lunch. 693 00:36:14,019 --> 00:36:14,739 And then I'll say... 694 00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:16,339 And then you abandon them at sweet tomatoes. 695 00:36:17,099 --> 00:36:18,579 I'll say, why did you come with me? 696 00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:19,799 You don't know me. 697 00:36:22,219 --> 00:36:23,899 Let this be a lesson to you. 698 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:24,999 Yeah. 699 00:36:25,299 --> 00:36:26,799 If I can sweeten the deal for you, Joe, 700 00:36:26,959 --> 00:36:29,539 one of the old people I forced to stay in the van 701 00:36:29,539 --> 00:36:32,219 while we all ate. 702 00:36:32,779 --> 00:36:34,319 And that person thought they got screwed. 703 00:36:34,579 --> 00:36:35,219 Little did they know. 704 00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:36,339 They're going home. 705 00:36:36,479 --> 00:36:38,579 I brought some food with me out of sweet tomatoes. 706 00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:40,059 They get to eat in the car. 707 00:36:40,779 --> 00:36:42,519 They're in there with the taco teat. 708 00:36:43,559 --> 00:36:44,659 It's all mine. 709 00:36:45,099 --> 00:36:45,919 Teat tomatoes. 710 00:36:46,499 --> 00:36:46,759 Yeah. 711 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:47,719 Hey, we should go to them. 712 00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:48,279 Sweet teats. 713 00:36:50,439 --> 00:36:51,019 Damn it. 714 00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:52,459 Okay. 715 00:36:52,899 --> 00:36:54,579 I'm going to give a point to Jenna on that one. 716 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,699 Hers was a little bit more whimsical, I think. 717 00:36:56,899 --> 00:36:57,779 You want whimsy? Okay. 718 00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:00,599 How would you win in a fight against a T-Rex? 719 00:37:03,199 --> 00:37:04,699 Go ahead. You go first this time. 720 00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:15,939 Okay. Well, I would attack its insecurities and immediately make fun of the arms. 721 00:37:17,279 --> 00:37:19,179 And to the point where it cried. 722 00:37:19,179 --> 00:37:23,099 And, you know, obviously its arms couldn't reach its eyes to, like, wipe the tears. 723 00:37:23,099 --> 00:37:24,679 so that would reinforce my point 724 00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:27,419 and I would be like 725 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:28,659 I don't even want to fight you 726 00:37:28,659 --> 00:37:30,119 you're so physiologically 727 00:37:30,119 --> 00:37:33,279 devolved 728 00:37:33,279 --> 00:37:34,859 and 729 00:37:34,859 --> 00:37:36,859 it would go home and 730 00:37:36,859 --> 00:37:39,059 his parents would give it permission to 731 00:37:39,059 --> 00:37:40,799 hit me because I was a bully 732 00:37:40,799 --> 00:37:43,359 but when it saw me again I would 733 00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:44,079 be like 734 00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:46,259 arms you're back 735 00:37:46,259 --> 00:37:49,219 and the cycle would start all over again 736 00:37:51,919 --> 00:37:52,519 and 737 00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:56,479 That is shockingly close to what I was going to say. 738 00:37:58,119 --> 00:38:00,119 I'll say you both get a point on that one. 739 00:38:01,879 --> 00:38:02,819 Oh, okay. 740 00:38:05,839 --> 00:38:08,499 Which famous singer would you commit a felony with? 741 00:38:09,279 --> 00:38:09,519 With? 742 00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:16,459 Shania Twain. 743 00:38:16,459 --> 00:38:19,579 because 744 00:38:19,579 --> 00:38:22,259 I'd want her 745 00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:23,579 she seemed sassy 746 00:38:23,579 --> 00:38:25,379 and I'd want her 747 00:38:25,379 --> 00:38:27,979 I'd want to impress her much 748 00:38:27,979 --> 00:38:30,199 you want her to sing 749 00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:31,399 man I feel like a woman 750 00:38:31,399 --> 00:38:32,819 while you commit the felony 751 00:38:32,819 --> 00:38:36,979 that's nice 752 00:38:36,979 --> 00:38:37,439 yeah 753 00:38:37,439 --> 00:38:38,819 Shia if you're listening 754 00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:40,879 we know who you are 755 00:38:40,879 --> 00:38:41,579 hit me up 756 00:38:41,579 --> 00:38:42,299 baby 757 00:38:42,299 --> 00:38:45,779 we'll do some crime 758 00:38:45,779 --> 00:38:48,399 That'd be cool if she had a song called 759 00:38:48,399 --> 00:38:50,019 We'll Do Some Crime because that would have been like the perfect 760 00:38:50,019 --> 00:38:51,699 Yeah 761 00:38:51,699 --> 00:38:54,459 What if she comes out with one now because she was listening 762 00:38:54,459 --> 00:38:55,839 And she's like that's such a good song idea 763 00:38:55,839 --> 00:38:57,699 I guess we'll do some crime 764 00:38:57,699 --> 00:38:58,459 Oh Shania 765 00:38:58,459 --> 00:39:00,859 You shouldn't have 766 00:39:00,859 --> 00:39:03,879 She's like I didn't 767 00:39:03,879 --> 00:39:06,679 I would choose 768 00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:10,239 Faith Hill because she's very talented 769 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,339 And doesn't really 770 00:39:12,339 --> 00:39:13,739 Do anything anymore 771 00:39:13,739 --> 00:39:15,039 I feel like she needs to get out of the house 772 00:39:15,039 --> 00:39:18,639 okay sorry keep going okay thank you 773 00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:23,139 anyway she also has a song with her husband called let's make love 774 00:39:23,139 --> 00:39:26,999 and i thought it'd be funny while we were coming to crime i kept looking to her and saying that 775 00:39:26,999 --> 00:39:32,959 as a joke until the point where it got annoying i'd be like hey i have an idea and she'd be like 776 00:39:32,959 --> 00:39:37,499 don't and i'm like let's make love and she's like it's getting weird 777 00:39:37,499 --> 00:39:44,299 she strikes me as very boring 778 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,159 Faith Hill 779 00:39:45,159 --> 00:39:47,239 just because you don't know her 780 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:50,039 I think all the puns we could do with her songs 781 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,999 or just repeating their titles to her face 782 00:39:51,999 --> 00:39:53,619 I don't know any of her songs 783 00:39:53,619 --> 00:39:55,539 hey Faith how do you feel about this kiss 784 00:39:55,539 --> 00:39:56,879 oh that's her 785 00:39:56,879 --> 00:39:57,639 yeah 786 00:39:57,639 --> 00:40:02,059 she's the only person to ever get the word centrifugal 787 00:40:02,059 --> 00:40:03,539 motion into a song 788 00:40:03,539 --> 00:40:05,359 and everyone just accepted it 789 00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:07,379 is that true 790 00:40:07,379 --> 00:40:08,439 I wouldn't lie 791 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:11,999 well I also don't care about Faith Hill 792 00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:13,159 so that's another point too Jenna 793 00:40:13,159 --> 00:40:15,719 in your opinion 794 00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,999 what's really going on over 795 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,199 in the Bermuda Triangle 796 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:23,939 that's where the sheen factory is 797 00:40:23,939 --> 00:40:26,219 and there's a lot of 798 00:40:26,219 --> 00:40:27,159 children 799 00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:28,619 floating 800 00:40:28,619 --> 00:40:32,059 on wood while they 801 00:40:32,059 --> 00:40:33,559 sell that's why clothes are wet 802 00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:36,139 wait so 803 00:40:36,139 --> 00:40:43,459 you think it's just an area with no parental supervision that's just loaded with kindling 804 00:40:43,459 --> 00:40:53,339 that's your just picturing tons of wood only kids lord of the flies kind of situation no no 805 00:40:53,339 --> 00:41:00,459 they're working they they can't get into social class discussions they're busy do they have 806 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:05,399 i'm picturing them now like do they have like a little song that they sing hi ho 807 00:41:05,399 --> 00:41:07,859 like the dwarves 808 00:41:07,859 --> 00:41:08,799 no because that 809 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:09,659 distracts from sewing 810 00:41:09,659 --> 00:41:11,079 oh 811 00:41:11,079 --> 00:41:12,159 and increases the 812 00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:12,839 risk that their 813 00:41:12,839 --> 00:41:13,439 fingers will be 814 00:41:13,439 --> 00:41:14,139 struck with a needle 815 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:16,379 which attracts 816 00:41:16,379 --> 00:41:17,019 sharks in the 817 00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:17,659 Bermuda Triangle 818 00:41:17,659 --> 00:41:21,379 and for the lady 819 00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:24,259 I think that's 820 00:41:24,259 --> 00:41:25,019 where Santa really 821 00:41:25,019 --> 00:41:25,459 lives 822 00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:33,499 I'm gonna say 823 00:41:33,499 --> 00:41:34,059 John again 824 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:37,099 love a nice quick one-liner 825 00:41:37,099 --> 00:41:41,459 or when she just says the exact same thing I said 826 00:41:41,459 --> 00:41:42,299 you love that too 827 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:47,159 hey 828 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:49,139 don't judge the judge 829 00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:50,979 yeah 830 00:41:50,979 --> 00:41:53,039 good I like that I like sayings 831 00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:54,659 I control the points here Francis 832 00:41:54,659 --> 00:41:59,579 when the jetpack is invented 833 00:41:59,579 --> 00:42:01,439 what will it be most useful for 834 00:42:01,439 --> 00:42:02,279 in your opinion 835 00:42:02,279 --> 00:42:13,079 um hovering to second floor windows and watching people change when they don't know you're there 836 00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:17,539 all uh like a 70s comedy that's what i would have said 837 00:42:17,539 --> 00:42:27,819 when the jetpack is invented what will it be most useful for will be most useful or used 838 00:42:27,819 --> 00:42:30,119 well I mean 839 00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:33,079 this is like quiplash like I'm giving you a 840 00:42:33,079 --> 00:42:34,979 semi serious question 841 00:42:34,979 --> 00:42:37,179 but I'm not expecting you to answer it 842 00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:37,679 seriously 843 00:42:37,679 --> 00:42:41,239 I'm actually asking clarification 844 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:42,759 how will people 845 00:42:42,759 --> 00:42:45,059 actually use it versus how would it 846 00:42:45,059 --> 00:42:46,499 technically be most useful 847 00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:49,179 I was viewing 848 00:42:49,179 --> 00:42:49,859 it as 849 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:53,279 what funny 850 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,959 thing would you find it most useful 851 00:42:54,959 --> 00:42:55,339 okay 852 00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:55,779 Okay. 853 00:42:58,859 --> 00:43:02,419 Singeing off the eyebrows of the people behind you that were seeing you off. 854 00:43:06,299 --> 00:43:07,219 That's Francis. 855 00:43:07,839 --> 00:43:09,199 We're back, baby. 856 00:43:11,959 --> 00:43:14,839 Is it ever okay for two snowmen to fall in love? 857 00:43:19,159 --> 00:43:19,759 No. 858 00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:24,339 I meant snow. 859 00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:37,779 yes but only if they use they move their carrots from their nose to make them penises and then the 860 00:43:37,779 --> 00:43:48,859 tips touch i just want to clarify you heard me say snow no i did jenna's answer is more tolerant 861 00:43:48,859 --> 00:43:49,999 and I'm giving a point to her. 862 00:43:51,899 --> 00:43:52,679 That's nice. 863 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,779 Have a good life, snowman. 864 00:43:56,839 --> 00:43:58,579 Good luck getting in the kingdom of heaven. 865 00:44:02,939 --> 00:44:04,479 What's your secret superpower 866 00:44:04,479 --> 00:44:07,159 that you haven't told anyone about until just now? 867 00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:24,259 um i can make people's clothing fly off their bodies at will um at my will to embarrass them 868 00:44:24,259 --> 00:44:31,819 and you guys have never experienced that because i've never wanted to embarrass you i'm 869 00:44:31,819 --> 00:44:33,339 magnanimous that way thank you 870 00:44:33,339 --> 00:44:40,719 I can make my 871 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,219 boobs inflate really fast 872 00:44:43,219 --> 00:44:45,199 and pop like bubble gum and then go back to normal 873 00:44:45,199 --> 00:44:54,519 so you blow a bubble with your chest 874 00:44:58,519 --> 00:45:00,079 back to normal 875 00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:01,519 yeah 876 00:45:01,519 --> 00:45:03,439 alright 877 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,539 it's a point for Francis 878 00:45:04,539 --> 00:45:07,539 why did you buy 879 00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:08,459 all the toilet paper 880 00:45:08,459 --> 00:45:09,579 from the CVS 881 00:45:09,579 --> 00:45:13,439 why would I 882 00:45:13,439 --> 00:45:14,519 why did you 883 00:45:14,519 --> 00:45:16,399 why did I buy 884 00:45:16,399 --> 00:45:17,019 all the toilet paper 885 00:45:17,019 --> 00:45:17,679 from the CVS 886 00:45:17,679 --> 00:45:17,939 yeah 887 00:45:17,939 --> 00:45:19,299 I'm the manager 888 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,259 and I wanted to know 889 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:21,879 is this my turn 890 00:45:21,879 --> 00:45:22,199 to start 891 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:23,939 I don't know 892 00:45:23,939 --> 00:45:24,359 if you heard 893 00:45:24,359 --> 00:45:25,359 but taco teats 894 00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:26,059 just came out 895 00:45:26,059 --> 00:45:29,159 so 896 00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:30,519 it's all Taco Bell related 897 00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,359 you're just shitting a lot 898 00:45:33,359 --> 00:45:34,079 okay 899 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:36,479 don't minimize this 900 00:45:36,479 --> 00:45:39,979 no 901 00:45:39,979 --> 00:45:43,439 man they're really coming for us today 902 00:45:43,439 --> 00:45:44,159 those sirens 903 00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:49,159 well Mr. Manager 904 00:45:49,159 --> 00:45:54,159 it's just manager 905 00:45:54,159 --> 00:45:57,299 I 906 00:45:57,299 --> 00:46:13,759 I am creating a life-size paper mache, Jimmy Carter, doing Habitat for Humanity. 907 00:46:14,299 --> 00:46:17,719 And it's all made out of toilet paper, paper mache. 908 00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,399 And I just needed it all. 909 00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:23,899 It's a tribute to Jimmy Carter and Habitats for Humanity. 910 00:46:25,499 --> 00:46:26,659 Oh, really quick. 911 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:27,339 I just wanted to 912 00:46:27,339 --> 00:46:29,739 one quick thought 913 00:46:29,739 --> 00:46:32,739 I'm going in white face 914 00:46:32,739 --> 00:46:36,199 so I'm wrapping myself in 915 00:46:36,199 --> 00:46:37,799 millions of 916 00:46:37,799 --> 00:46:40,499 rolls of toilet paper because when someone's like 917 00:46:40,499 --> 00:46:42,579 he's in white face I can be like no I'm not 918 00:46:42,579 --> 00:46:44,499 and I literally could never unroll it 919 00:46:44,499 --> 00:46:45,659 because there's so much 920 00:46:45,659 --> 00:46:49,059 wait white face? 921 00:46:50,139 --> 00:46:51,459 yeah where you pretend to be white 922 00:46:51,459 --> 00:46:54,979 no one will ever guess 923 00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:57,319 that you're not really white. 924 00:46:58,559 --> 00:46:58,879 Yeah. 925 00:46:59,479 --> 00:46:59,859 Okay. 926 00:47:01,659 --> 00:47:03,119 It's a point for Francis. 927 00:47:03,619 --> 00:47:03,979 What? 928 00:47:04,679 --> 00:47:06,299 Hey, I didn't challenge you. 929 00:47:06,299 --> 00:47:07,059 Yeah, I did. 930 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:07,559 Yeah, you did. 931 00:47:09,579 --> 00:47:10,259 Okay. 932 00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:11,059 Thanks. 933 00:47:13,279 --> 00:47:14,059 All right. 934 00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:15,219 We got two final questions. 935 00:47:15,919 --> 00:47:19,359 Which occupation should be discontinued right now? 936 00:47:24,979 --> 00:47:27,519 wait i go first on this one 937 00:47:27,519 --> 00:47:35,159 doctor 938 00:47:35,159 --> 00:47:41,459 let everyone i think we'd all have a like a way more of an appreciation 939 00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:45,579 for our lives if there were no doctors also it'd be kind of fun if we just like 940 00:47:45,579 --> 00:47:49,179 someone got hurt and we're like all right i guess i'm the closest one to them i'm gonna do 941 00:47:49,179 --> 00:47:54,139 this surgery then so no one's professionally trained that's what happened i think that's 942 00:47:54,139 --> 00:47:55,059 I'm here. 943 00:47:56,179 --> 00:47:58,459 Where do you think first responder comes from? 944 00:47:58,539 --> 00:48:00,319 It's whoever's the first person there. 945 00:48:00,459 --> 00:48:01,999 I'll put my thumb in the gun hole. 946 00:48:03,139 --> 00:48:03,339 Yep. 947 00:48:05,019 --> 00:48:05,539 Yeah. 948 00:48:06,659 --> 00:48:08,079 I see why you 949 00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:10,239 went there. Yeah, thank you. 950 00:48:11,679 --> 00:48:12,799 I'm gonna say 951 00:48:12,799 --> 00:48:26,328 mechanic Oh your car broken now you gotta buy a new car 952 00:48:26,328 --> 00:48:31,928 mechanic's kind of like a doctor for the car 953 00:48:31,928 --> 00:48:34,668 what are you saying that i stole your idea yeah 954 00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:41,508 i made it less good oh you got a gunshot wound well now you gotta go buy a new body 955 00:48:42,848 --> 00:48:45,208 okay i guess i see your point 956 00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:50,528 you must really see her point because i just gave her one 957 00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:53,308 i'm taking it gracefully 958 00:48:53,308 --> 00:49:00,388 last question wait a minute i'm taking it gracefully and then you bring out the 959 00:49:00,388 --> 00:49:08,888 i already mentally committed to air horns okay okay you can't un air horn an air horn that's not 960 00:49:08,888 --> 00:49:14,528 true there's a can for that sucks in the horn there's no unairing that horn yeah 961 00:49:14,528 --> 00:49:21,128 all right final question final question unless you guys tie in which case i feel like i should 962 00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:27,688 have a tie i do have a tiebreaker question okay all right kids are in our future what is 963 00:49:27,688 --> 00:49:32,748 kids aren't in your future kids aren't our future what is 964 00:49:32,748 --> 00:49:48,188 kids kids grandkids yeah that's it that's the answer little ones are the little ones 965 00:49:48,188 --> 00:50:00,468 fast food joints in space malls in space 966 00:50:00,468 --> 00:50:10,728 drive-in movies in space you and i in space space were we recording when i came up with that song 967 00:50:10,728 --> 00:50:18,628 about us driving around in space and being pulled over by aliens or no no okay well that could be in 968 00:50:18,628 --> 00:50:22,628 space too wait what is that song i don't think i heard that didn't rhyme when i said it didn't 969 00:50:22,628 --> 00:50:29,208 have to rhyme because it was in space was i here for this yeah why when did this happen it was 970 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:30,408 before we started apparently. 971 00:50:31,788 --> 00:50:34,208 Was it when we were talking about Dimarsh? 972 00:50:34,888 --> 00:50:36,288 Yes, because that's how I got there. 973 00:50:36,488 --> 00:50:37,088 Oh, okay. 974 00:50:37,328 --> 00:50:37,528 Yeah. 975 00:50:38,628 --> 00:50:39,708 You sing a lot. 976 00:50:40,908 --> 00:50:41,348 Yeah. 977 00:50:41,648 --> 00:50:42,848 I can't remember all of them. 978 00:50:42,928 --> 00:50:43,328 That's okay. 979 00:50:43,928 --> 00:50:44,788 Sing it again, Francis. 980 00:50:44,948 --> 00:50:45,368 It's gone. 981 00:50:45,568 --> 00:50:46,068 It was a whim. 982 00:50:46,988 --> 00:50:47,388 Oh, no. 983 00:50:47,468 --> 00:50:48,248 You should record them. 984 00:50:48,768 --> 00:50:49,008 Okay. 985 00:50:49,388 --> 00:50:51,028 I'm going space is the future. 986 00:50:51,988 --> 00:50:53,228 It's a point for Francis. 987 00:50:54,428 --> 00:50:54,828 Oh. 988 00:50:55,468 --> 00:50:55,908 All right. 989 00:50:56,128 --> 00:50:56,288 Tied. 990 00:50:57,028 --> 00:50:58,148 Are we tied? 991 00:50:58,348 --> 00:50:59,868 Tied at six points each. 992 00:51:00,068 --> 00:51:01,488 So quick tiebreaker question. 993 00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:01,988 See? 994 00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:05,008 You can put the air horn back in the can. 995 00:51:06,388 --> 00:51:06,868 No. 996 00:51:07,468 --> 00:51:07,948 Bring it back. 997 00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:08,328 Okay. 998 00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:08,848 Tiebreaker. 999 00:51:09,068 --> 00:51:09,888 Tiebreaker question. 1000 00:51:11,688 --> 00:51:14,388 I want gut reactions, fast answers. 1001 00:51:14,508 --> 00:51:15,008 At the same time? 1002 00:51:15,928 --> 00:51:16,768 Doesn't have to be. 1003 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:17,228 Okay. 1004 00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:19,108 But don't think about it too hard. 1005 00:51:19,228 --> 00:51:19,468 Okay. 1006 00:51:20,188 --> 00:51:23,968 This is when I accidentally commit a crime or say a crime I did. 1007 00:51:23,968 --> 00:51:29,888 well knowing you it'll be a crime that someone committed against you 1008 00:51:29,888 --> 00:51:31,568 that you've repressed until now 1009 00:51:31,568 --> 00:51:33,228 true I can't control that 1010 00:51:33,228 --> 00:51:34,928 sorry if I start crying 1011 00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:38,028 final tiebreaker question 1012 00:51:38,028 --> 00:51:38,868 okay 1013 00:51:38,868 --> 00:51:42,328 what's your favorite thing about yourself 1014 00:51:42,328 --> 00:51:44,708 brain 1015 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:46,868 brain 1016 00:51:46,868 --> 00:51:48,188 brain 1017 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:53,228 well 1018 00:51:53,228 --> 00:51:55,488 I have access to Francis's brain. 1019 00:51:56,028 --> 00:51:57,428 That's my favorite thing about 1020 00:51:57,428 --> 00:51:58,508 myself. 1021 00:52:00,768 --> 00:52:01,948 That was really sweet. 1022 00:52:02,088 --> 00:52:03,568 I'm going to give Jenna the... 1023 00:52:03,568 --> 00:52:05,748 It better be true 1024 00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:06,908 if I lost over that. 1025 00:52:08,908 --> 00:52:09,428 Wow. 1026 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:11,448 Oh, well. 1027 00:52:11,908 --> 00:52:13,728 See? Nice guys sometimes do 1028 00:52:13,728 --> 00:52:15,688 finish first. Wow. I never 1029 00:52:15,688 --> 00:52:17,908 thought I'd be the nice guy in this scenario. 1030 00:52:18,308 --> 00:52:19,768 Finishing first, no less. 1031 00:52:19,948 --> 00:52:21,548 Oh. Well. 1032 00:52:21,548 --> 00:52:30,568 that has been take me to prompt wow i can't believe i fell in love at the prompt 1033 00:52:30,568 --> 00:52:43,708 we have one final segment that is the big question the question is very big guess what everybody 1034 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:52,308 we have a listener submitted big question if you listening at home would like to submit a question 1035 00:52:52,308 --> 00:53:00,968 for us to answer on the pod just email us your question at very fine friends at gmail.com 1036 00:53:00,968 --> 00:53:06,488 and we will read your question on the air and we will try to answer it and we will succeed in 1037 00:53:06,488 --> 00:53:12,828 answering it and we're gonna talk like this the whole time the whole time this was part of the 1038 00:53:12,828 --> 00:53:21,248 question it was like do this voice when you read it okay the big question what up my vffs 1039 00:53:21,248 --> 00:53:29,628 if you could wake up tomorrow being fluent in any skill set or language of your choice 1040 00:53:29,628 --> 00:53:36,468 automatically no effort on your part you'd be the best at whatever field you choose 1041 00:53:36,468 --> 00:53:40,888 what would you wake up knowing how to do 1042 00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:44,508 This is from Mary. 1043 00:53:44,668 --> 00:53:45,888 Thank you, Mary, for that suggestion. 1044 00:53:45,908 --> 00:53:46,468 Thanks, Mary. 1045 00:53:47,128 --> 00:53:48,808 Big hug from us on the pod. 1046 00:53:51,188 --> 00:53:53,108 That sounded like a strained hug. 1047 00:53:53,888 --> 00:53:54,868 I hug hard. 1048 00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:55,368 Yeah. 1049 00:53:56,148 --> 00:53:56,988 You hug hard. 1050 00:53:57,128 --> 00:53:57,948 You hug fast. 1051 00:54:00,168 --> 00:54:02,748 That was Francis's teats exploding on the hug. 1052 00:54:02,968 --> 00:54:03,488 They're back to normal. 1053 00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:04,288 There they are. 1054 00:54:06,668 --> 00:54:11,388 So, any skill or language. 1055 00:54:12,828 --> 00:54:14,348 Well, I guess, yeah. 1056 00:54:14,748 --> 00:54:17,288 And then you'd be best at whatever field you choose. 1057 00:54:18,808 --> 00:54:19,808 What would you choose? 1058 00:54:19,868 --> 00:54:21,628 God, I love these questions, and I wish they were real. 1059 00:54:23,548 --> 00:54:29,028 I would choose, like, stockbroking. 1060 00:54:30,428 --> 00:54:38,868 Like, if you were so good, you could always predict, like, what was going to go up, what was going to go down, like, what was coming, but you were always accurate. 1061 00:54:39,108 --> 00:54:39,348 Yeah. 1062 00:54:39,408 --> 00:54:40,728 I feel like that would be, like, amazing. 1063 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:41,688 Yeah. 1064 00:54:42,828 --> 00:54:46,068 oh sorry 1065 00:54:46,068 --> 00:54:48,828 no no Joe please 1066 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:51,508 were you going to add more onto the stockbroker thing 1067 00:54:51,508 --> 00:54:53,088 yeah I was just going to say you would probably 1068 00:54:53,088 --> 00:54:55,588 eventually be flagged 1069 00:54:55,588 --> 00:54:57,168 as some kind of 1070 00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:58,708 like 1071 00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:01,468 you know like in casinos like if you win too much 1072 00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:02,708 they kick you out 1073 00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:03,588 tough titties 1074 00:55:03,588 --> 00:55:06,228 tough taco titties 1075 00:55:06,228 --> 00:55:07,968 you can't throw me out 1076 00:55:07,968 --> 00:55:10,028 I work here 1077 00:55:10,028 --> 00:55:17,088 do you think they can throw me out Joe 1078 00:55:17,088 --> 00:55:19,108 that's my 1079 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,848 you're not mad when I'm wrong 1080 00:55:20,848 --> 00:55:23,968 from Wall Street where are you being thrown out of 1081 00:55:23,968 --> 00:55:25,568 well like Jenna's saying I get flagged 1082 00:55:25,568 --> 00:55:26,368 who's going to flag me 1083 00:55:26,368 --> 00:55:28,088 sorry I'm so good 1084 00:55:28,088 --> 00:55:28,788 the SEC 1085 00:55:28,788 --> 00:55:32,888 you would be assumed to have 1086 00:55:32,888 --> 00:55:34,548 insider information 1087 00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:37,508 but people who actually have insider information get away with it all the time 1088 00:55:37,508 --> 00:55:38,648 I was going to say you could just join 1089 00:55:38,648 --> 00:55:41,108 Congress. You could just join the House of Representatives. 1090 00:55:42,248 --> 00:55:43,248 Looking at you. 1091 00:55:44,248 --> 00:55:45,928 I would never kill myself. 1092 00:55:50,168 --> 00:55:52,408 I feel like language 1093 00:55:52,408 --> 00:55:54,648 is kind of a waste. Yeah, I think 1094 00:55:54,648 --> 00:55:56,648 language is a waste. Which is not 1095 00:55:56,648 --> 00:55:58,548 to say that learning language isn't important, 1096 00:55:58,728 --> 00:56:00,908 but I feel like it's easier than learning a whole skill set. 1097 00:56:01,268 --> 00:56:02,428 Now, if you could say 1098 00:56:02,428 --> 00:56:04,628 we'd be fluent 1099 00:56:04,628 --> 00:56:06,308 in every language. 1100 00:56:06,308 --> 00:56:07,408 That's a game changer. 1101 00:56:07,408 --> 00:56:09,668 that's a game changer 1102 00:56:09,668 --> 00:56:10,908 is it though? 1103 00:56:11,048 --> 00:56:11,708 what am I going to do with it? 1104 00:56:11,828 --> 00:56:14,308 you can go anywhere 1105 00:56:14,308 --> 00:56:17,028 you can find work 1106 00:56:17,028 --> 00:56:18,208 anywhere you go 1107 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:21,488 you could be an ambassador 1108 00:56:21,488 --> 00:56:22,388 for 1109 00:56:22,388 --> 00:56:24,988 untouched nations 1110 00:56:24,988 --> 00:56:25,408 you could 1111 00:56:25,408 --> 00:56:29,548 untouched nations 1112 00:56:29,548 --> 00:56:31,828 I don't know why 1113 00:56:31,828 --> 00:56:33,988 that better not me 1114 00:56:33,988 --> 00:56:37,328 we'll see 1115 00:56:37,328 --> 00:56:42,288 I feel like 1116 00:56:42,288 --> 00:56:43,648 you'll be flagged by the EU 1117 00:56:43,648 --> 00:56:48,208 too much 1118 00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:50,448 excuse me ma'am have you been touching 1119 00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:51,108 some nations 1120 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:54,048 I just feel like if you were speaking every language 1121 00:56:54,048 --> 00:56:56,368 in every dialect some country's 1122 00:56:56,368 --> 00:56:58,388 government would be like this is clearly an agent 1123 00:56:58,388 --> 00:56:59,368 of someone 1124 00:56:59,368 --> 00:57:02,628 you just want me to be flagged for something 1125 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:03,808 you flagged me 1126 00:57:03,808 --> 00:57:06,148 no the SEC flagged you 1127 00:57:06,148 --> 00:57:08,568 who tipped him off 1128 00:57:08,568 --> 00:57:10,108 me 1129 00:57:10,108 --> 00:57:13,088 well I see how that's my fault 1130 00:57:13,088 --> 00:57:13,968 now I get it 1131 00:57:13,968 --> 00:57:14,788 I think 1132 00:57:14,788 --> 00:57:19,008 I think I would probably choose 1133 00:57:19,008 --> 00:57:20,988 being 1134 00:57:20,988 --> 00:57:22,328 the best 1135 00:57:22,328 --> 00:57:24,808 actor in the world 1136 00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:27,148 I think that would be a useful skill 1137 00:57:27,148 --> 00:57:28,328 you want to remove subjectivity 1138 00:57:28,328 --> 00:57:29,268 yeah 1139 00:57:29,268 --> 00:57:32,828 I didn't remove it the question removed it 1140 00:57:32,828 --> 00:57:33,808 you are 1141 00:57:33,808 --> 00:57:36,108 you wake up 1142 00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:39,388 and you are the best in your field. 1143 00:57:39,848 --> 00:57:42,748 But I think being the best actor would be fun. 1144 00:57:43,868 --> 00:57:45,708 Everyone would always want you to have your pick 1145 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:47,948 of any kind of cool projects, 1146 00:57:48,248 --> 00:57:49,908 but also you'd probably be a really good liar. 1147 00:57:50,848 --> 00:57:53,488 Do you think you'd get bored getting it for free, 1148 00:57:53,648 --> 00:57:54,888 like having everything be easy? 1149 00:57:55,608 --> 00:57:55,888 No. 1150 00:57:56,128 --> 00:57:56,528 Me neither. 1151 00:57:56,528 --> 00:57:57,068 No. 1152 00:57:58,748 --> 00:58:02,848 My only boredom would come from the parts 1153 00:58:02,848 --> 00:58:06,208 that people wrote, right? 1154 00:58:06,808 --> 00:58:08,448 But I think if people knew like, 1155 00:58:08,588 --> 00:58:10,428 oh, Jenna could definitely pull this off, 1156 00:58:10,788 --> 00:58:13,468 they would write some really interesting things for you. 1157 00:58:15,848 --> 00:58:19,228 I feel like I would want to be really good at farming. 1158 00:58:20,888 --> 00:58:21,368 Agriculture. 1159 00:58:22,988 --> 00:58:24,388 You're the best farmer. 1160 00:58:25,148 --> 00:58:27,528 You could be a farmer in those clothes. 1161 00:58:28,308 --> 00:58:29,428 You could probably invent a new vegetable. 1162 00:58:30,288 --> 00:58:30,728 Probably. 1163 00:58:32,048 --> 00:58:32,788 We don't need it. 1164 00:58:32,848 --> 00:58:40,488 And perhaps even a sauce form of said vegetable from which a teat could dispense. 1165 00:58:41,568 --> 00:58:42,228 I don't know. 1166 00:58:42,328 --> 00:58:43,268 It seems like the most practical. 1167 00:58:44,508 --> 00:58:54,428 Like the first thing I thought when you said be the best stockbroker is like, okay, well, what happens if like there's no more stock market theoretically in some world? 1168 00:58:54,728 --> 00:58:55,828 I've already got my millions. 1169 00:58:55,828 --> 00:58:57,688 and I turn it into gold. 1170 00:58:58,008 --> 00:58:59,468 Your millions of 1171 00:58:59,468 --> 00:59:01,508 US dollars that will 1172 00:59:01,508 --> 00:59:03,908 probably also be gone in that scenario. 1173 00:59:04,248 --> 00:59:05,588 Oh, I'm converting them to gold. 1174 00:59:05,808 --> 00:59:06,268 Oh, okay. 1175 00:59:08,368 --> 00:59:09,728 But your farm idea 1176 00:59:09,728 --> 00:59:10,768 sounds nice. Thank you. 1177 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,128 I was just thinking if 1178 00:59:13,128 --> 00:59:15,588 you needed me to write a movie for you, I would 1179 00:59:15,588 --> 00:59:17,828 write one called Juby. Oh, thank 1180 00:59:17,828 --> 00:59:19,728 you. Yeah. Could you do that 1181 00:59:19,728 --> 00:59:21,548 anyway? Yes. Okay. 1182 00:59:21,548 --> 00:59:22,028 Thanks. 1183 00:59:22,028 --> 00:59:27,788 Well, I think these are all good answers 1184 00:59:27,788 --> 00:59:29,888 If we all do it together 1185 00:59:29,888 --> 00:59:31,868 We'll be unstoppable 1186 00:59:31,868 --> 00:59:33,068 Yeah, we got food, money 1187 00:59:33,068 --> 00:59:36,528 Listeners, do you need an actor, a broker, a farmer? 1188 00:59:38,328 --> 00:59:38,588 Yeah 1189 00:59:38,588 --> 00:59:39,988 That was like the end of The Breakfast Club 1190 00:59:39,988 --> 00:59:41,308 Oh, that's good 1191 00:59:41,308 --> 00:59:42,988 I was going to go outside and just be like 1192 00:59:42,988 --> 00:59:44,608 The hills are alive 1193 00:59:44,608 --> 00:59:48,568 And then slap yourself with your own belt 1194 00:59:48,568 --> 00:59:49,488 Try it sometime 1195 00:59:49,488 --> 00:59:50,468 You will like it 1196 00:59:50,468 --> 00:59:52,968 Why you gotta wait for everyone on earth to be dead? 1197 00:59:53,068 --> 00:59:53,348 You're right. 1198 00:59:53,408 --> 00:59:54,128 I should just be me. 1199 00:59:54,528 --> 00:59:54,748 Yeah. 1200 00:59:56,408 --> 00:59:56,888 Okay. 1201 00:59:57,608 --> 00:59:58,948 Well, thank you. 1202 00:59:59,948 --> 01:00:00,588 Mary was it? 1203 01:00:00,788 --> 01:00:01,568 Mary, yes. 1204 01:00:02,028 --> 01:00:03,528 Thank you for submitting that. 1205 01:00:04,808 --> 01:00:10,648 And again, if you would like to submit a big question, you can email veryfinefriends at gmail.com. 1206 01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:19,248 or you can feel free to DM us on social media 1207 01:00:19,248 --> 01:00:21,388 at veryfinefriends on all platforms. 1208 01:00:21,888 --> 01:00:24,488 Also, drop us a line if you have an idea for a new vegetable. 1209 01:00:25,268 --> 01:00:25,488 Yeah. 1210 01:00:25,848 --> 01:00:26,248 What would you... 1211 01:00:27,068 --> 01:00:28,328 What hybrid vegetable? 1212 01:00:28,468 --> 01:00:29,588 Or would it be brand new? 1213 01:00:29,848 --> 01:00:32,008 Ooh, coming up with something totally new. 1214 01:00:32,468 --> 01:00:34,068 That's tough. 1215 01:00:34,228 --> 01:00:34,728 That's interesting. 1216 01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:36,228 What about a tomato and a... 1217 01:00:36,228 --> 01:00:37,028 You know what we'll talk about later. 1218 01:00:37,028 --> 01:00:37,468 Again, yeah. 1219 01:00:37,588 --> 01:00:37,748 Yeah. 1220 01:00:39,028 --> 01:00:40,568 Save it for off pod. 1221 01:00:40,648 --> 01:00:41,088 You're right. 1222 01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:42,308 All right. 1223 01:00:42,348 --> 01:00:44,248 That wraps up the big question. 1224 01:00:44,428 --> 01:00:45,068 The big question. 1225 01:00:45,728 --> 01:00:47,368 We have one final bit of business here. 1226 01:00:49,168 --> 01:00:50,248 The little question. 1227 01:00:52,228 --> 01:00:53,788 Secret words. 1228 01:00:54,228 --> 01:00:54,868 Oh, boy. 1229 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:55,668 Did you say yours? 1230 01:00:55,868 --> 01:00:56,168 I did. 1231 01:00:56,628 --> 01:00:57,248 I said mine. 1232 01:00:57,548 --> 01:00:57,748 Okay. 1233 01:00:58,168 --> 01:00:58,348 All right. 1234 01:00:58,408 --> 01:00:59,548 Oh, this is making me have to pee. 1235 01:01:00,128 --> 01:01:00,488 Oh. 1236 01:01:02,308 --> 01:01:03,188 Say your words quickly. 1237 01:01:03,648 --> 01:01:04,828 Don't pee just yet. 1238 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:04,868 Don't pressure. 1239 01:01:05,608 --> 01:01:07,768 We like to go in slow with a little foreplay. 1240 01:01:10,148 --> 01:01:10,548 Jenna. 1241 01:01:10,648 --> 01:01:11,088 Yeah. 1242 01:01:11,988 --> 01:01:14,988 Was your word parachute? 1243 01:01:16,028 --> 01:01:16,668 No. 1244 01:01:17,648 --> 01:01:19,028 Was it kindling? 1245 01:01:20,448 --> 01:01:22,428 That was my decoy world! 1246 01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:22,848 No! 1247 01:01:23,528 --> 01:01:25,848 Oh, I'm pissed. 1248 01:01:26,228 --> 01:01:28,148 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1249 01:01:28,168 --> 01:01:28,748 Funchicles. 1250 01:01:29,328 --> 01:01:30,628 Was your word magnanimous? 1251 01:01:31,048 --> 01:01:31,388 Nope. 1252 01:01:31,968 --> 01:01:32,728 Was it untouched? 1253 01:01:33,308 --> 01:01:33,708 No. 1254 01:01:34,068 --> 01:01:34,528 I'm out. 1255 01:01:35,068 --> 01:01:36,388 Dang you! 1256 01:01:36,728 --> 01:01:37,228 Oh. 1257 01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:39,408 Oh, that brain of hers in action. 1258 01:01:39,748 --> 01:01:40,348 Oh. 1259 01:01:40,648 --> 01:01:47,988 nope no no kindling was my decoy word and i said my real word right before kindling 1260 01:01:47,988 --> 01:01:54,508 said it in the say i said a package deal all of them my real word was parental 1261 01:01:54,508 --> 01:02:00,588 because you were talking about kids and wood floating and i was like careful 1262 01:02:00,588 --> 01:02:09,748 yeah let's go back and listen everyone check the tapes it's clean people you were talking about 1263 01:02:09,748 --> 01:02:13,588 the bermuda triangle and i said so it's just a place with no parental supervision filled with 1264 01:02:13,588 --> 01:02:22,708 kindling great how god can we live that oh i forgot that wood was involved and so i was like 1265 01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:29,708 just just think that kindling means children it does the way i do it watch out kids you're gonna 1266 01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:37,628 burn but your kids kids will be okay maybe i can redeem myself here hopefully all right 1267 01:02:37,628 --> 01:02:43,268 is your word expunged that was my decoy word 1268 01:02:43,268 --> 01:02:54,048 oh no no oh well i have more guesses i guess for your was it clams 1269 01:02:54,048 --> 01:03:01,308 I wish it was 1270 01:03:01,308 --> 01:03:02,328 no 1271 01:03:02,328 --> 01:03:03,168 or okay 1272 01:03:03,168 --> 01:03:03,908 one other guess 1273 01:03:03,908 --> 01:03:05,828 overachiever 1274 01:03:05,828 --> 01:03:07,688 was that your word? 1275 01:03:07,848 --> 01:03:08,028 yeah 1276 01:03:08,028 --> 01:03:09,108 oh 1277 01:03:09,108 --> 01:03:09,328 oh 1278 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:12,248 thank god 1279 01:03:12,248 --> 01:03:13,288 nicely done 1280 01:03:13,288 --> 01:03:14,408 Jenna's up 1281 01:03:14,408 --> 01:03:15,148 net one 1282 01:03:15,148 --> 01:03:16,328 no up net two 1283 01:03:16,328 --> 01:03:16,928 well no 1284 01:03:16,928 --> 01:03:17,848 because you also guessed 1285 01:03:17,848 --> 01:03:18,708 his decoy word 1286 01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:19,148 right 1287 01:03:19,148 --> 01:03:19,988 no we both got 1288 01:03:19,988 --> 01:03:21,248 so that zeroes out 1289 01:03:21,248 --> 01:03:22,448 but I get two points 1290 01:03:22,448 --> 01:03:23,688 for guessing his real word 1291 01:03:23,688 --> 01:03:25,148 But you also said overachiever. 1292 01:03:25,328 --> 01:03:27,468 Oh, I did, didn't I? 1293 01:03:29,688 --> 01:03:30,208 Did you? 1294 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:31,148 Did I? 1295 01:03:31,288 --> 01:03:32,268 Pretty sure you did, yeah. 1296 01:03:32,468 --> 01:03:34,988 Oh, yeah, no, yeah, she said that doesn't make me an overachiever. 1297 01:03:36,328 --> 01:03:36,768 Dang it. 1298 01:03:38,328 --> 01:03:38,768 Yeah. 1299 01:03:39,628 --> 01:03:41,348 I'm plus one, I guess. 1300 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:42,328 Okay, you're still up. 1301 01:03:42,728 --> 01:03:43,368 Are you winning now? 1302 01:03:43,548 --> 01:03:44,848 No, I'm definitely not winning. 1303 01:03:46,228 --> 01:03:49,368 Go to veryfinefriends.com to check the score, folks. 1304 01:03:49,368 --> 01:03:53,888 Well, this was a fun guessing round. 1305 01:03:54,028 --> 01:03:54,388 We got a lot. 1306 01:03:54,648 --> 01:03:55,008 We did well. 1307 01:03:55,148 --> 01:03:55,728 We did well. 1308 01:03:55,868 --> 01:03:56,068 Yeah. 1309 01:03:56,288 --> 01:03:56,548 Yeah. 1310 01:03:56,908 --> 01:03:57,748 Good for us. 1311 01:03:58,088 --> 01:03:58,528 Clams. 1312 01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,668 I was really hoping that was it. 1313 01:04:03,828 --> 01:04:04,868 I could go for some clams. 1314 01:04:06,328 --> 01:04:09,968 Well, thanks for listening and we'll talk to you next time. 1315 01:04:10,408 --> 01:04:10,888 Bye. 1316 01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:11,468 Bye. 1317 01:04:12,268 --> 01:04:12,788 Adios. 1318 01:04:19,368 --> 01:04:19,868 you